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ANNOUNCER: HELP EVERYONE EXPLORE
NEW WORLDS AND IDEAS.
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SUPPORT YOUR PBS STATION.
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JIMMY SOMERVILLE:
* IS IT SO?
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* DON'T WANT TO LET YOU GO
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* NO, WE NEVER CAN SAY
GOOD-BYE, BOY *
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* OOH, NO, NO
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* I NEVER CAN SAY GOOD-BYE
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* NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
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* NO, NO, NO, OOH, OOH
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STUART:
WHOEVER THOUGHT,
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YOU AND I--
GETTING MARRIED?
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[CHUCKLES]
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DID YOU EVER THINK YOU'D
LIVE TO SEE THE DAY?
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I WASN'T EVEN SURE I'D LIVE TO
BRUSH MY TEETH THIS MORNING.
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DID YOU BRUSH THEM?
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I'LL GET AROUND TO IT.
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I'VE STILL GOT
SO MUCH PLANNING TO DO:
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FOOD, DRINKS,
THE CEREMONY.
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NOW, DON'T GET
CARRIED AWAY, STUART.
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REMEMBER, WE'RE ONLY
SPENDING THAT MONEY
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FROM MY INCONTINENT PAD
COMMERCIAL.
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BUT DON'T YOU HAVE
THAT AUDITION TOMORROW
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FOR THE BIG CRIME DRAMA?
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WE COULD USE
THAT MONEY, TOO.
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YES, BUT I HAVEN'T
GOT THE PART YET.
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[SIGHS]
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BUT IT IS
FOR 6 EPISODES.
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I PLAY THE OWNER
OF A BOOK SHOP WHO IS
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ATTACKED BY TEENAGERS
WITH A CROWBAR.
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I KNOW THAT'S SOMETHING
I'D LIKE TO SEE.
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THANK YOU.
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AND I PROMISE I WON'T
GET TOO CARRIED AWAY.
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WE'LL KEEP IT
A SIMPLE CELEBRATION
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WITH ALL THE PEOPLE
WE LOVE.
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YES, SPENDING TIME WITH
THE PEOPLE WE LOVE IS
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THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
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OH, LOOK.
THERE'S VIOLET.
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QUICK, HIDE.
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I HOPE
SHE DIDN'T SEE US.
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I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK
WE'RE TERRIBLE PEOPLE.
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I THINK SHE ALREADY
KNOWS THAT.
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YES.
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I'LL INVITE HER OVER
FOR TEA LATER.
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WE CAN HAVE
A PROPER CHAT.
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YES, OR WE CAN
SEND HER AN EMAIL.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH.
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OH, HELLO, VIOLET.
HEH HEH HEH!
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WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT YOU.
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OH.
THAT'S NEVER GOOD.
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HELLO, VI. I'D GET UP
AND GIVE YOU A KISS,
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BUT YOU'RE ALL THE WAY
OVER THERE.
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IT SEEMS SO ODD,
BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN
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I SAW YOU BOTH
ON THE STREET JUST NOW.
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NO, NO, WE'VE BEEN IN
ALL MORNING, I'M AFRAID.
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BUT YOU'RE WEARING
YOUR COAT.
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ARE YOU
CALLING US LIARS?
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NO, I'M SORRY.
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HOW HORRID OF ME.
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TO BE ACCUSED OF LYING,
AND IN OUR OWN HOME!
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DON'T PUSH IT,
FREDDIE.
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SO, HOW ARE
THE WEDDING PLANS COMING?
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TELL ME EVERYTHING.
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STUART: DO YOU
REMEMBER YOUR WEDDING?
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YES, OF COURSE.
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WELL, JUST THINK
THE OPPOSITE OF THAT.
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VIOLET: BUT MY WEDDING
WAS LOVELY.
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IT WAS JUST EVERYTHING THAT
FOLLOWED THAT WAS SO UNPLEASANT.
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WASN'T MY WEDDING
LOVELY, FREDDIE?
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IT WAS SHIT.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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VIOLET: BUT I LOOKED
FABULOUS, DIDN'T I?
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FREDDIE: MAYBE DON'T ASK
ANY MORE QUESTIONS, DEAR.
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HI.
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OH, HELLO, ASH.
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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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NOT SO GREAT.
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I GUESS IT'LL TAKE
A WHILE TO GET OVER
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BEING DUMPED BY
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
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[WHIMPERS]
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FREDDIE: WELL, OF COURSE
IT WILL TAKE A WHILE, ASH.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE MORE HOUR.
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SO HERE WE ARE, ASH,
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BOTH OF US NEWLY SINGLE.
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WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE FATE
IS TRYING TO TELL US?
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THAT YOU SHOULD
CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
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I THINK WE SHOULD BOTH
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START DATING AGAIN,
DON'T YOU?
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I ALREADY MET SOMEBODY
ONLINE WHO I THINK
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I CAN GET
REALLY SERIOUS WITH.
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT HIM?
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I KNOW HE OWNS
A COMPUTER.
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AT THIS POINT,
THAT'S ENOUGH.
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I DON'T THINK
I'LL BE READY
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TO DATE AGAIN
FOR A LONG TIME.
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WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS
THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP, ASH.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE MY BEST MAN?
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I'D LOVE TO,
FREDDIE.
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OH, WOULD YOU?
I COULDN'T TELL
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BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY
HOW HONORED YOU WERE,
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AND THAT I COULD HAVE PICKED
ANYONE, BUT I CHOSE YOU!
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I'M REALLY HONORED.
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WELL, THEN ACT LIKE IT!
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I'M GONNA THROW YOU
A WICKED STAG DO.
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WE CAN HAVE IT
IN MY FLAT.
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IT'S A LITTLE SMALL.
I HOPE THAT'S OK.
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YES, ANYTHING'S FINE.
JUST MAKE CERTAIN
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IT'S ONE OF THE BEST
NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
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THE STAG DO IS FOR BOTH
OF US, RIGHT, ASH?
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OH, I--
I JUST THOUGHT--
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YOU JUST THOUGHT WHAT?
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THAT YOU WERE THE WOMAN.
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VIOLET: AND I SUPPOSE
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO ASK ME, STUART?
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DO YOU MEAN, "WHY DO YOU
SMELL OF ALCOHOL
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AT 10:00
IN THE MORNING?"
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WOULD I BE
YOUR MAID OF HONOR?
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WELL, I SUPPOSE SO.
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I'M REALLY TOUCHED THAT
YOU WOULD ASK ME, DARLING.
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YOU ACTUALLY ASKED YOU.
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I BELIEVE IT'S
"MATRON OF HONOR," DEAR,
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OR IF THERE'S ANYTHING
OLDER THAN MATRON,
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THEN IT WOULD BE THAT.
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WELL, MY, I SHALL
NEED SOME HELP
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PLANNING
THIS WEDDING.
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WELL, I HEARD
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND CHLOE
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IS AN EVENT PLANNER NOW;
MAYBE I CAN TALK TO HER
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AND SHE'LL GIVE YOU
A DISCOUNT.
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THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL!
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SO FAR, ALL THE MONEY
WE HAVE TO SPEND
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IS IN FREDDIE'S
ADULT NAPPY COMMERCIAL.
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MMM, I WET MYSELF
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AT MY GRANDSON'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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I WENT METHOD ON THAT ONE.
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AREN'T THERE ANY OTHER
ACTING JOBS COMING IN?
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WELL, IF WE'RE LUCKY,
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FREDDIE IS GOING TO GET
ATTACKED WITH A CROWBAR.
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MMM.
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FINGERS CROSSED.
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FREDDIE!
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE LEAVING
FOR YOUR AUDITION?
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WE REALLY NEED YOU
TO GET THAT JOB.
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YES, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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I WAS DOING MY VOCAL EXERCISES
AND A TOOTH CAME OUT.
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I'VE SHOVED A PEPPERMINT
IN THERE INSTEAD.
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CAN YOU TELL?
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NOT AT ALL.
NO.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
IT ACTUALLY
LOOKS BETTER.
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YES.
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YOU SHOULD DO THEM
ALL LIKE THAT.
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HI.
OH.
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YOU REMEMBER CHLOE?
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OF COURSE, YES.
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HOW ARE YOU, DEAR?
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I'M ON 3 TYPES
OF MEDICATION
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SINCE THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW ME,
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SO I'M REALLY
FANTASTIC.
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FREDDIE: GOOD, BECAUSE
YOU WERE A REAL ASSHOLE.
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SO, CONGRATULATIONS.
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I HEAR YOU'RE IN THE MARKET
FOR A WEDDING PLANNER. HEH!
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WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
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NOTHING.
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I JUST FORGOT
HOW PRETTY YOU ARE.
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OH, AND I FORGOT HOW
HANDSOME YOU ARE.
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KNOCK IT OFF!
SORRY.
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NOW, WE'RE LOOKING TO
KEEP THIS VERY SIMPLE.
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YEAH, NOT THAT
SIMPLE, FREDDIE.
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IT IS OUR WEDDING,
AFTER ALL.
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WELL, I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
DIPPING INTO OUR SAVINGS.
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YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE
ANY SAVINGS.
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OH, CHRIST, WE'RE
REALLY LIVING RIGHT ON
THE EDGE, AREN'T WE?
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PLEASE, SIT.
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OH, SINCE CHLOE'S
JUST STARTING OUT,
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SHE'S WILLING TO DO YOU
A DEAL ON HER FEE.
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WELL, WHAT IF, INSTEAD,
I WERE TO GIVE YOU
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ACCESS TO SOME OF
MY CELEBRITY FRIENDS?
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HMM, HELEN,
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BENEDICT, MAGS--
MAGGIE SMITH--
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AND, UM, JUDI DENCH
AND I ARE VERY CLOSE.
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IN FACT, I'M JUST OFF
TO AN AUDITION NOW.
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DO YOU KNOW THE
TELEVISION PROGRAM
"BROADCHURCH"?
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YES.
HMM.
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WELL, THIS IS A COMPLETE
RIP-OFF OF THAT,
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SO IT'S BOUND TO BE
JUST AS SUCCESSFUL.
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WOW! IF I COULD PLAN
EVENTS FOR CELEBRITIES,
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THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
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OK, YES!
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I'LL DO IT FOR FREE.
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UH, WE MIGHT ACTUALLY
NEED A SMALL FEE
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FROM YOU AS WELL, DEAR.
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FROM ME? HEH! REALLY?
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REALLY.
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WE'RE HELPING YOU TO
ESTABLISH YOUR BUSINESS.
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FAIR'S FAIR.
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I GUESS.
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AND REMEMBER, ASH,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO
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TO A LOT OF TROUBLE
FOR MY STAG DO.
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ANYTHING IS FINE.
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I WAS THINKING PUNCH
AND MINI SAUSAGE ROLLS.
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KEEP THINKING.
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I'M OFF.
DON'T WAIT UP.
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BUT IT'S ONLY MIDDAY.
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I STILL PREFER IF YOU
WEREN'T CONSCIOUS
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WHEN I RETURNED.
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HMM. ALASTAIR.
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FREDDIE.
MALCOLM.
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FREDDIE.
COLIN.
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FREDDIE.
ROWAN.
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FREDDIE.
TREVOR.
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FREDDIE.
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[GRUNTS]
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE DEAD.
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I'M NOT.
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HMM.
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WHO'S THE
EMPTY CHAIR FOR?
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BENJAMIN.
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OH.
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HE'S DEAD.
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I KNEW
IT WAS ONE OF US.
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FIRSTLY, I WANT YOU
TO KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM
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THAT YOU'RE PLANNING
OUR WEDDING
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AND HOW EASY I'M GOING
TO BE TO WORK WITH.
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SO, LET'S START
WITH A HUG.
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OH. HEH HEH! MMM!
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THANK YOU.
THAT'S SUCH A RELIEF.
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I DREW UP SOME IDEAS.
MM-HMM.
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JUST TELL ME WHAT
YOU THINK AND WE'LL
TAKE IT FROM THERE.
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THAT SOUNDS
WONDERFUL, DEAR.
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I HATE EVERYTHING,
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EVEN THE PAPER
IT'S WRITTEN ON.
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OH. HEH! OK.
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YEAH,
IT WOULD BE PERFECT
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00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,973
IF WE WERE PLANNING
A CRAP WEDDING.
233
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,143
CAN I HAVE ANOTHER
GLASS OF WATER?
234
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,478
I THINK
I NEED TO DOUBLE UP
ON MY MEDICATION.
235
00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,315
YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
236
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,518
YOU CAN TAKE MORE THAN
THEY TELL YOU, YOU KNOW.
237
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,854
YEAH, UH,
HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
238
00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,092
AH.
[SIGHS]
239
00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,895
CAN YOU MAYBE
GIVE ME AN IDEA
OF WHAT YOU DO LIKE?
240
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:26,266
UH, DO YOU REMEMBER
PRINCESS DI'S WEDDING?
241
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,101
I LIKE THAT.
242
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,303
THAT'S A BIT TRICKY
ON THIS BUDGET.
243
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,806
OH, FREDDIE'S
AT AN AUDITION THAT
HE'S PERFECT FOR,
244
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,475
AND ONCE HE GETS
THE JOB, WE'LL HAVE
LOTS MORE MONEY
245
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,711
TO SPEND ON THE WEDDING.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
246
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:38,879
THAT WOULD BE
REALLY HELPFUL,
247
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,781
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
IT'S A BIT TIGHT.
248
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,416
WE MIGHT NEED MORE
MONEY FROM YOU, THEN.
249
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,621
HELLO, STUART.
250
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,891
I JUST BROUGHT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR YOUR WEDDING.
251
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,559
OH, THANK YOU,
PENELOPE.
252
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,527
I'M JUST SO HAPPY
FOR YOU.
253
00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,196
HELLO, SWEETHEART.
254
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,366
SHE'S A LITTLE YOUNG,
THOUGH, ISN'T SHE?
255
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,702
I'M NOT MARRYING HER!
256
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,436
I'M MARRYING FREDDIE.
257
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,438
OH...
258
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,607
THAT'S WEIRD.
259
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,442
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL
WANT THIS GIFT, THEN.
260
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,412
IT'S A NEGLIGEE.
NO, THAT'S FINE.
261
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,985
AND JUST LET ME SAY AGAIN
WHAT AN HONOR
262
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,987
IT HAS BEEN TO PERFORM
FOR YOU GENTLEMEN,
263
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,989
AND THAT IT WOULD BE
A PRIVILEGE TO BE BRUTALIZED
264
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,324
BY TEENAGERS
ON "MURDER TOWN."
265
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,828
AND I TIP MY CAP
AND I TAKE MY LEAVE.
266
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,897
GOOD-BYE AND THANK YOU.
267
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,900
AND AS I SAID BEFORE,
I'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT AGAIN,
268
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:36,036
IF YOU'D LIKE TO GIVE ME
ANY OTHER DIRECTION?
269
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,405
STILL NO?
270
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,740
WONDERFUL.
271
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:43,076
WELL, THEN, I'M OFF
AND, UH, THANK YOU.
272
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,512
HEH! HEH! AND GOODBYE.
273
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,649
TREVOR.
FREDDIE.
274
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,984
ROWAN.
FREDDIE.
275
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,319
COLIN.
FREDDIE.
276
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,887
MALCOLM.
FREDDIE.
277
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,856
WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALASTAIR?
278
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,026
JESUS!
279
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,328
HOW LONG WAS I
IN THERE?
280
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,065
HOW ARE
THE PREPARATIONS COMING
281
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,867
FOR FREDDIE'S STAG DO?
282
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,369
NEED ANY HELP?
OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
283
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,872
OH, I WAS
KIND OF BANKING
ON YOU SAYING NO.
284
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,640
LET'S FORGET
I ASKED.
285
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,310
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING
OF INVITING LEONARD
TO THE PARTY.
286
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,478
WHO'S LEONARD?
287
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,980
MY ONLINE BOYFRIEND.
288
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,982
IT'S GETTING
QUITE SERIOUS.
289
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,652
HE EVEN CONFIDED
IN ME THAT LEONARD
WAS A FAKE NAME.
290
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,154
WHAT'S HIS REAL NAME?
291
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,222
I'VE NO IDEA.
I DIDN'T WANT TO PUSH.
292
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,891
YOU KNOW, I WAS
THINKING OF ASKING
293
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,692
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
CHLOE TO COME, TOO.
294
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:36,529
WELL, I GUESS WE ARE BOTH
READY TO BE DATING AGAIN.
295
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,865
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
296
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,399
LOOK!
THERE'S STUART!
297
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,633
OH, JEEZ.
298
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,269
STUART!
299
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,237
STUART, DARLING.
300
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,405
VIOLET?
301
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,840
STUART: ASH?
302
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:50,510
I DIDN'T EVEN
SEE YOU BOTH.
303
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,113
WHAT A HAPPY SURPRISE.
304
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,416
I WAS JUST OUT RUNNING
ERRANDS FOR THE WEDDING.
305
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,586
YEAH, I EXPECT YOU MUST
BE PRETTY BUSY YOURSELF
306
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,855
WITH YOUR
MAID-OF-HONOR DUTIES.
307
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,690
I HAVE HAD NO TIME,
DARLING.
308
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,360
I'VE BEEN SWAMPED
HELPING ASH WITH
THE STAG DO.
309
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,263
WHERE'S CHLOE?
I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA
BE WITH YOU ALL DAY.
310
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,265
OH, SHE HAD TO GO
AND SEE HER DOCTOR.
311
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,267
APPARENTLY
SHE DEVELOPED
A NERVOUS TIC
312
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,937
THAT SHE NEEDS
TO HAVE ADDRESSED.
313
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,906
OH, LOOK,
THERE'S FREDDIE!
314
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,108
I BET HE GOT THE ROLE.
FREDDIE!
315
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,442
[SINGSONG]
FREDDIE.
316
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,610
STUART?
317
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,612
VIOLET? ASH!
318
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,447
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE
YOU ALL THERE.
319
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,949
WHAT
A HAPPY SURPRISE.
320
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,117
OH, SHUT UP.
HMM?
321
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,318
I KNEW WE DID IT
TO THEM.
322
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,820
I DIDN'T KNOW WE DID IT
TO EACH OTHER.
323
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,822
YES, WELL, WE DO.
[CHUCKLES]
324
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,723
OH, LOOK.
THERE'S PENELOPE.
325
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,891
PENELOPE!
326
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,559
PENELOPE!
327
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,795
BOLLOCKS.
328
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,797
ASH: MINI SAUSAGE ROLL?
329
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,098
MINI SAUSAGE ROLL?
330
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,801
SORRY. THEY'RE STILL
KIND OF FROZEN. HEH!
331
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,171
ARE YOU HAVING A
GOOD TIME, FREDDIE?
332
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,206
NOT YET, NO.
333
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,175
I'VE ADDED SOME
FRUIT TO THE PUNCH.
334
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,310
I THINK IT MAKES IT
A BIT MORE FESTIVE.
335
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,313
CORPSES WOULD MAKE
IT MORE FESTIVE.
336
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,816
YEAH, BY THE WAY, CHLOE,
THIS IS WHAT YOU
337
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,651
SHOULD BE DOING,
THINKING OF WAYS
338
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,154
TO ENHANCE ALL
OUR WEDDING EVENTS.
339
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,656
ISN'T THAT WHAT
WE'RE PAYING YOU FOR?
340
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,892
I'M PAYING YOU.
341
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:15,395
I AM REALLY
PUSHED RIGHT UP
AGAINST YOU, ASH.
342
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,465
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO PUT
MY HAND.
343
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,300
NOT THERE.
344
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,136
YOUR FLAT IS
SO CHARMING, ASH.
345
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,039
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE
NEVER BEEN UP HERE BEFORE.
346
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,407
IT'S NOT TOO SMALL?
347
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,909
NO, I THINK IT'S
348
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,878
THE PERFECT AMOUNT
OF SPACE.
349
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,880
YOU'VE JUST TRODDEN
ON MY FOOT.
350
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,581
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
ON TOP OF ME?
351
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,584
WE'RE ALL CRAMMED IN
THIS TIN LIKE SARDINES.
352
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:41,654
WHERE THE BLOODY HELL
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE,
THE CEILING?
353
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,656
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
IF ANYONE EXHALES,
354
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,860
I'LL GO RIGHT OUT
OF THE WINDOW.
355
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,362
UM, STUART, I WAS WONDERING
356
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,031
IF THERE WAS ANY WORD ON
THE BUDGET FOR THE WEDDING.
357
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,233
SO FAR, WE CAN ONLY AFFORD
A VERY LIMITED GUEST LIST.
358
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,801
HOW LIMITED?
359
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,369
JUST THE TWO OF YOU.
360
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,371
WELL, FREDDIE'S ABOUT
TO BOOK A BIG JOB.
361
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,673
HE HAD
A BRILLIANT AUDITION,
DIDN'T YOU, FREDDIE?
362
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,009
OH, THEY'RE ALL
BRILLIANT.
363
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,011
ANYWAY, I'M SURE
I'LL GET IT, UNLESS
364
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,146
THEY WANT TO GO
WITH A BIGGER NAME.
365
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,682
WHICH WOULD BE
ANY OTHER NAME.
366
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,352
FREDDIE, I HOPE THIS ISN'T
A BAD TIME, AND THERE'S
367
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,921
NO RUSH AT ALL, BUT I WAS
WONDERING WHEN I MIGHT BE
368
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,622
GETTING SOME OF THOSE
CELEBRITY CONTACTS?
369
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,789
YOU'RE VERY AGGRESSIVE,
370
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,525
AND IT'S MAKING ME
UNCOMFORTABLE.
371
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,361
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GOING TO EAT
AN HORS D'OEUVRE
372
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,965
OFF THE BED,
TO MAKE THIS EVENING
EVEN MORE DEPRESSING.
373
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,834
ARE YOU OK?
374
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,002
YES, YES, FINE.
375
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,304
I'M NOT STRESSED
AT ALL. HEH! HEH!
376
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,472
WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
377
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,142
THAT? I'VE BEEN PULLING
MY HAIR OUT IN CLUMPS.
378
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,843
IS IT REALLY
NOTICEABLE?
379
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,611
MAYBE JUST THAT ONE BIT,
380
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,813
WHERE YOU CAN SEE HEAD.
381
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,449
YOU'RE GOING TO DO
A GREAT JOB.
382
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,616
I'M CERTAIN OF IT.
383
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,618
THANKS. OH!
384
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,120
OH.
385
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,688
I FORGOT HOW GOOD
YOU FELT.
386
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,324
OH, I FORGOT HOW
GOOD YOU FELT.
387
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,525
FREDDIE: KNOCK IT OFF!
388
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,860
SORRY.
389
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,128
PENELOPE: THIS IS WHAT
I IMAGINED IT WOULD LOOK
390
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,165
LIKE LIVING INSIDE
A PAIR OF UNDERPANTS.
391
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,669
OH. JEREMY.
392
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,337
I SEE.
393
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,673
WELL, I'M
DISAPPOINTED, TOO.
394
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,341
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
395
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,178
I GAVE THE WRITER
SUCH INSIGHTFUL NOTES.
396
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,846
ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU
TOLD THEM, IF NECESSARY,
397
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,849
THEY COULD REALLY HIT ME
WITH THE CROWBAR?
398
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,651
OH.
399
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,621
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
400
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,623
YOU'VE DONE SUCH
A LOVELY JOB
401
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,758
ON THE PARTY, ASH.
THANKS, STUART.
402
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,927
I HATE ALL THIS.
REMEMBER?
403
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,931
I WANT YOU
THINKING SUMMER
MEETS EVELYN WAUGH
404
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,600
MEETS PARIS
IN THE TWENTIES.
405
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,435
IS THAT CLEAR?
UM, WELL--
406
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,971
OH, IS IT ME? AM I NOT
SPEAKING ENGLISH?
407
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,607
SOUNDS AS IF HE'S
SPEAKING BITCH.
408
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,445
YES, YES, IT'S CLEAR!
409
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,081
OH!
OH!
410
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,250
I THINK I'LL TRY
THE PUNCH.
411
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,884
OH.
412
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,724
MMM.
413
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,360
NEEDS A LITTLE
SOMETHING.
414
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,244
GETTING CLOSER.
415
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,950
FREDDIE: STUART.
HMM?
416
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,685
CAN I HAVE
A TALK WITH YOU?
417
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,455
OH, PLEASE TELL ME
YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
418
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,624
NO, IT'S NOT THAT,
ALTHOUGH I AM HAVING
A HORRIBLE TIME.
419
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,561
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
WELL, I--I...
420
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,563
YOU GOT THE JOB!
421
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,864
YES, I GOT THE JOB.
422
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,866
OH, MARVELOUS!
[KISS] OH!
423
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,935
CHLOE, DEAR,
OUR BUDGET'S GONE UP,
424
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:46,373
SO NOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT
THE FIREWORKS DISPLAY
425
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,409
AND THE FREDDIE
AND STUART ICE STATUES.
426
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,779
SO, ASH, IT SEEMS
LIKE YOU AND CHLOE
427
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,781
ARE GETTING QUITE CLOSE
THIS EVENING.
428
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,284
I THINK I REALLY
LIKE HER, VIOLET.
429
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,287
THEN DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT...
430
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,556
SOON, BEFORE
STUART KILLS HER.
431
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,893
YOU'RE RIGHT. I WILL.
432
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,396
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,
VIOLET? I THOUGHT, UM,
433
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,764
"NOT LEONARD"
WAS COMING TONIGHT.
434
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,266
HE JUST TEXTED ME.
435
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,767
HE'LL BE HERE
IN A MINUTE.
436
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,803
ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
437
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,271
I-ISN'T WHAT WONDERFUL?
438
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,273
HE'S GOT A MOBILE PHONE.
439
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,275
BETWEEN THAT AND
A COMPUTER, I THINK
440
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,711
I'VE REALLY HIT
THE JACKPOT THIS TIME.
441
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,045
WELL, HERE'S TO US.
442
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,515
HERE'S TO US, DARLING.
443
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,517
MMM.
444
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,818
ONE MORE?
445
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,052
SURE.
ACTUALLY,
446
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,189
WHY DON'T WE USE THESE?
447
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,896
I JUST WANTED
EVERYBODY TO KNOW
448
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:47,200
THAT FREDDIE HAS
LANDED A BIG ROLE,
449
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,369
WHERE HE GETS ALMOST
BATTERED TO DEATH
450
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,639
BY TEENAGERS, AND I
COULDN'T BE PROUDER.
451
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,141
CONGRATULATIONS.
452
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,809
AND NOW THAT WE
FINALLY HAVE THE MONEY
453
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,645
FOR A PROPER WEDDING,
CHLOE,
454
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,481
I WANT YOU TO MOVE FORWARD
ON THE 50 WHITE DOVES
455
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,250
AND SHIRLEY BASSEY.
456
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,485
STOP, STOP.
I DIDN'T GET THE ROLE.
457
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,187
WHAT?
458
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,821
I DIDN'T GET THE PART.
459
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,823
WHY WOULD YOU
LIE TO ME?
460
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,024
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
461
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,561
BECAUSE I KNEW HOW
IMPORTANT IT WAS TO YOU.
462
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,062
OF COURSE
IT'S IMPORTANT!
463
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,497
WE NEED THE MONEY!
464
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,831
ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN.
465
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,333
DON'T YOU TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN!
466
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,834
I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO LIED!
467
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,170
I ONLY LIED
BECAUSE YOU MADE IT
468
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,771
IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME
TO TELL THE TRUTH.
469
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,373
DON'T YOU MAKE THIS
MY FAULT!
470
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,708
YOU TWO REMIND ME
SO MUCH OF THESE GUYS
471
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,710
THAT LIVE DOWNSTAIRS.
472
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,345
EXTRAORDINARY.
473
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,847
EXCUSE ME.
UM, ARE YOU VIOLET?
474
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,516
YES.
475
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,485
I'M ANDREW.
476
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,819
OH, UM, I'M SORRY.
477
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,053
I'M WAITING
FOR LEONARD.
478
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,522
I'M ALSO LEONARD.
479
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,357
OH, HOW WONDERFUL.
480
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,260
UM, THIS IS KIND OF
AN AWKWARD MOMENT.
481
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,028
I'LL FILL YOU IN
AS WE GO ALONG.
482
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:53,366
SINCE WHEN HAVE I MADE IT
SO IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU
TO TELL THE TRUTH?
483
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,702
SINCE YOU STARTED
GETTING SO CARRIED AWAY
WITH THE WEDDING.
484
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,537
I MEAN, HOW MUCH ARE
WE PAYING CHLOE?
485
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,207
NOTHING. I HAD TO BORROW
MONEY TO TAKE THIS JOB,
486
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,309
AND I STILL DON'T HAVE
ANY CELEBRITY CONTACTS.
487
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,311
HE DOESN'T KNOW
ANY CELEBRITIES!
488
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,646
EVERY SINGLE PERSON
HE KNOWS IS IN THIS ROOM!
489
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,316
HOW DARE YOU?
I HAVE AN ANGRY
VOICEMAIL MESSAGE
490
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,818
FROM DAME JUDI DENCH
WHICH BEGS TO DIFFER!
491
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,187
YOU STINKING TURD!
492
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,189
THAT'S FREDDIE.
HE'S A SWEETIE.
493
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,057
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
LATER.
494
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,393
PERFECT!
BECAUSE YOU LIED,
495
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,262
NOW WE CAN'T HAVE
A PROPER WEDDING!
496
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,163
WELL, MAYBE THAT'S
NOT THE WORST THING
IN THE WORLD.
497
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,165
YOU HAVE TO RUIN
EVERYTHING, FREDDIE,
498
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,167
SO OF COURSE,
YOU RUIN THIS!
499
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,802
BETTER WATCH WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, STUART,
500
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,338
OR THERE'S
NO GOING BACK.
501
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,073
I THINK I KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING, FREDDIE!
502
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:36,543
THIS PUNCH IS REALLY
FUCKING STRONG.
503
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,051
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE
RACING INTO THIS ANYWAY.
504
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,053
HOW LONG HAVE WE EVEN
KNOWN EACH OTHER?
505
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:50,257
HOW OLD IS MOSES?
506
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,691
STUART:
I'M TIRED OF THIS!
507
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,925
I'M DONE WITH YOU,
508
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,027
YOU MISERABLE OLD SHIT!
509
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,297
THAT'S STUART.
HE'S A REAL POPPET.
510
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,699
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
LATER TO HIM.
511
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,235
GOOD! SO NO WEDDING!
NO WEDDING!
512
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,270
OH, THANK GOD.
513
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,971
WE'RE THROUGH, FREDDIE!
514
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,940
WE'RE THROUGH WHEN I
SAY WE'RE THROUGH!
515
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,142
AND I SAY WE'RE THROUGH!
[SLAMS DOOR]
516
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,413
THERE REALLY WAS
NO GOOD TIME FOR
INTRODUCTIONS.
517
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,916
IN MY DEFENSE, THAT'S
THE FIRST PARTY
I'VE EVER HOSTED.
518
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,652
WHO WANTS
TO DANCE WITH ME?
519
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,820
I WILL.
520
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,789
HA HA HA HA!
521
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,124
OOH!
TURN THE MUSIC...
522
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,627
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
523
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,129
WHOO! HA HA!
524
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,299
VIOLET: NOW IT'S
ACTUALLY FUN.
525
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,933
I KNOW, RIGHT?
526
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,328
MORNING.
527
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,563
MORNING, DARLING.
528
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,801
SOMERVILLE: * OH, I NEVER
529
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,271
* NEVER CAN SAY GOOD-BYE, BOY
530
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,941
* OOH, DON'T YOU NEVER
531
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,142
* NEVER
532
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,110
* NEVER WANT TO LET YOU GO
533
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,946
* NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
534
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,814
* NO, NO, NO, OOH, OOH
535
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,015
* NEVER CAN
536
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,216
* I NEVER CAN
537
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,819
* SAY GOOD-BYE, BOY
538
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:30,089
* OOH, OOH, BABY
539
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,525
* I NEVER CAN SAY GOOD-BYE
540
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,827
* NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
541
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,564
* NO, NO, NO, OOH, OOH
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