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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,016 --> 00:00:09,775 GREEN ELEPHANT 2 00:00:29,386 --> 00:00:37,048 Please get old folks, children and pregnant women away from the screen 3 00:01:33,554 --> 00:01:34,459 Come in! 4 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:38,601 You called for me, comrade captain? - I did. - 5 00:01:39,603 --> 00:01:41,615 Two have been brought in. - Do I register them? - 6 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:44,747 Register, as it is required. - I understand. - 7 00:01:45,402 --> 00:01:47,177 Then you can go. 8 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:55,191 Listen...what time is it? do you know? 9 00:01:56,111 --> 00:01:58,319 Just approximately... - can't you sense it? - 10 00:02:02,679 --> 00:02:05,416 I asked what time it is... - Just a moment, wait. - 11 00:02:06,864 --> 00:02:09,351 Anyway, it's all the same, what time is it? 12 00:02:11,248 --> 00:02:13,708 I don't care what's going on there. - Then don't fucking talk. - 13 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:14,775 Sit down. 14 00:02:15,143 --> 00:02:18,215 One can't do much sitting here. 15 00:02:18,569 --> 00:02:21,895 Here you can only stand and rest. 16 00:02:22,774 --> 00:02:24,752 Some bullshit...Stepan Razin... I don't give a fuck. 17 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:28,721 Those drops don't do a fucking thing. Drops, drops... 18 00:02:28,823 --> 00:02:32,391 Sit down and give it a try. Sit the fuck down... 19 00:02:32,471 --> 00:02:34,343 I'll give it a try now. 20 00:02:37,846 --> 00:02:45,071 Earlier, when I was still in normal service, I did 20 push-ups every day... 21 00:02:46,359 --> 00:02:51,494 before dinner, I did 20 push-ups... 22 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:55,535 Fuck, that's like some bird shitting, you know. 23 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:59,471 I'll show you how I did push-ups. Look. 24 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:08,406 At first I did them like this... one time, softly, and after that... 25 00:03:12,791 --> 00:03:13,958 Do you get it? 26 00:03:16,743 --> 00:03:19,846 And about 20 times like that before dinner. 27 00:03:22,838 --> 00:03:31,183 Then spirits appeared in our garrison, and I took about 200 grams before dinner... 28 00:03:32,509 --> 00:03:34,757 and then I stopped doing push-ups. 29 00:03:35,726 --> 00:03:39,341 You get on my fucking nerves! - Oh, well, why are you getting angry? - 30 00:03:39,974 --> 00:03:44,238 Being angry will dearly cost you, in here its just us two, understand? 31 00:03:50,343 --> 00:03:52,606 It fucking keeps dripping. We'll get watered down and that's all. 32 00:03:57,318 --> 00:04:00,343 We'll just get watered down, and that's all. You understand? 33 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:02,710 Do you do push-ups yourself? 34 00:04:03,934 --> 00:04:05,862 I fucking do it! 35 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,207 I see a buffalo. 36 00:04:08,846 --> 00:04:10,623 It would be good for you in the army. 37 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:15,535 Being the boar that you are! 38 00:04:17,094 --> 00:04:19,278 And you? Aren't you a boar? 39 00:04:20,455 --> 00:04:23,817 Right. That's because I havn't done push-ups for half a year already. 40 00:04:24,683 --> 00:04:27,132 And I've become fat as a fucking meatball. 41 00:04:29,142 --> 00:04:37,559 Earlier I was...I'd get on the bar... hang there a little, stretch myself... 42 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:41,456 and then I'd do a full circle on the first try and 20 more times like that. 43 00:04:43,278 --> 00:04:47,926 I'd jump down, stretch my arms calmly... 44 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:57,678 Alright, I didn't want to. I can keep silent. If you don't want to listen to me. 45 00:05:03,926 --> 00:05:09,711 You're a tough guy, that's right. You have tough arms, legs. 46 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:23,292 This problem worries me. I read a poem once, I don't fucking remember the poet's name. 47 00:05:24,252 --> 00:05:29,356 He wrote shit, that Ivan the Terrible went crazy, oh, fuck, Stepan Razin 48 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:32,717 What's the fucking difference? Stepan the Terrible? 49 00:05:33,826 --> 00:05:36,849 Well, they kept dripping water on his head and he fucking lost it. 50 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,090 And what's with him? - Went crazy. - 51 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:44,377 That's Chinese torture. - Chinese, what's the difference? - 52 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:50,930 Chinese, by the way, you know, I read, too. - I don't feel a fucking thing. - 53 00:05:51,306 --> 00:05:57,273 ...they have these seventy year old people, and they do special exercises every morning. 54 00:05:58,273 --> 00:06:03,427 They go out of their homes. They all live in villages...well, I was born 55 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:14,347 ....in a village, too and they have this capital, I don't know, Shanghai or whatever. 56 00:06:19,323 --> 00:06:26,995 Then all the old people go outside, and they're poor, too, they have poverty just like us... 57 00:06:28,034 --> 00:06:33,883 and they do these special...exercises ...anyway, some kind of shit like that. 58 00:06:35,227 --> 00:06:39,691 Do you know about it? Respect, bro! 59 00:06:43,056 --> 00:06:45,025 It all depends on your breathing. 60 00:06:49,728 --> 00:06:53,873 You won't do a damn thing. You have to do it for twenty years... 61 00:06:56,672 --> 00:06:58,888 You're doing fucking great. 62 00:07:00,612 --> 00:07:04,818 Perhaps, you have no problems with chicks. - Stop talking fucking nonsense. - 63 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:10,557 How does the saying go: as long as you have a hard-on... 64 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,980 I have a hard-on, I have! 65 00:07:13,627 --> 00:07:16,578 Better sit down. - Alright, why are you so... - 66 00:07:17,819 --> 00:07:21,443 My character is...I have a calm character. 67 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:24,622 I have a calm character. 68 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:31,183 If I use this as a bar in the mornings I can break it and drown everything here. 69 00:07:38,652 --> 00:07:41,462 If we unscrew this shit... 70 00:07:41,463 --> 00:07:45,229 You're a tough guy and you'll get away, understand? 71 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:50,351 But I will be sitting there on the fence. 72 00:07:52,717 --> 00:07:59,935 What fence? There's no fence. But what is there? - Cock knows what. 73 00:08:00,886 --> 00:08:02,000 Some kind of grid. 74 00:08:03,703 --> 00:08:05,083 You can't get out through there. 75 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:10,788 There are wires and three phase current. - Touch it and you're fucked. - 76 00:08:11,997 --> 00:08:19,015 Mother said I would be ok, but father said I'd get fucked. 77 00:08:19,016 --> 00:08:20,016 Who would fuck? 78 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:23,798 My father. But my mother, the bitch, said everything would turn out alright. 79 00:08:23,799 --> 00:08:32,156 And so we're, shit, sitting with you here like two fools, you understand? 80 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,950 Don't want to talk, don't want to sleep... - I fucking want to drink. - 81 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:45,262 Something. Even the piss dripping there. Have you tried to drink that water? 82 00:08:45,798 --> 00:08:47,157 I don't want a thing. 83 00:08:49,454 --> 00:08:54,676 Only when I remember something nice, my mood gets better. 84 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,342 Your damn memories.... 85 00:08:59,357 --> 00:09:09,365 I remember one thing there or... well...I recall lot of things. 86 00:09:15,701 --> 00:09:18,085 At first I carried bricks. 87 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:25,981 And there...there just... 88 00:09:28,037 --> 00:09:32,934 You know, when I recall something good... how I screwed a woman for the first time. 89 00:09:34,877 --> 00:09:36,166 In my village. 90 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:38,829 And how was it? 91 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:45,741 Fuck. If I tell you now, you'll have a boner, and then we'll be...shit, doing... 92 00:09:45,742 --> 00:09:49,619 Who will have a boner? - You? Won't you have a boner? - 93 00:09:52,013 --> 00:09:57,373 Should I get a hard-on from your stories? - We sit here together... - 94 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:00,829 Oh, go on, tell. 95 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:11,069 Well, I drank three "sevens", a bottle, with some dummy... 96 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,357 ...and then we fucked. 97 00:10:15,231 --> 00:10:21,984 Fucking story, I have such a boner... now I'll be fucking the walls. 98 00:10:24,535 --> 00:10:25,274 You just screwed? 99 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:28,393 It was a quicky, we fucked for only ten minutes. 100 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:34,303 And then I came, there was so much cum... 101 00:10:39,575 --> 00:10:47,166 Lots of cum when I simply fuck... - That's a fucking story you have there! - 102 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:55,583 Oh, well, now you'll be laughing all the time... I won't. Tell me how you fucked... 103 00:11:00,163 --> 00:11:05,431 Then I remember Berday...there's a sea, kinda Black Sea, Azov Sea maybe, 104 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,388 I don't remember anything. 105 00:11:10,338 --> 00:11:13,587 There I took a shit. I went naked in the sea and took a shit. 106 00:11:16,154 --> 00:11:23,643 I was also drunk. Again three "sevens". Always three "sevens", you understand? 107 00:11:24,202 --> 00:11:26,821 Yeah, I fucked one time, that was fucking good... 108 00:11:26,822 --> 00:11:29,325 I know, chicks like guys like you. 109 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:39,842 I, too, wanted to be tough, mother believed in me, she took me to see boxing. 110 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:47,459 When they fucking hit me, imagine... mommy, that's the end of that, I'm sorry. 111 00:11:49,466 --> 00:11:55,772 Father then hit me some more at home. - Try to hit me. - 112 00:11:58,530 --> 00:11:59,925 You're dextrous. - Go on. - 113 00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:00,926 Wait a moment. 114 00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:05,866 Well? - Fucking nothing. - 115 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:14,195 Now it will be ??? Well, how was it? - I don't give a shit. - 116 00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:18,163 Look, I'll do it like this with my hands...well? 117 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:21,442 No, like an imbecile... 118 00:12:28,011 --> 00:12:30,579 I'll drink it, I can't fucking stand it anymore. 119 00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:38,635 We were saying something about the Chinese... Shit, some kind of piss. 120 00:12:39,347 --> 00:12:44,698 Yeah, that's seweage. What the hell's that, anyways? 121 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,362 Perhaps, we should make playing cards? 122 00:12:56,539 --> 00:13:00,211 We'll draw them. Fuck, there's no paper. 123 00:13:02,251 --> 00:13:05,483 I don't understand what is with you. - Sit still. - 124 00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:12,468 Well, look, we can make squares on board with a nail...and from dirt we'll make checkers. 125 00:13:12,469 --> 00:13:15,744 I think you're out of your fucking mind and not me, you're fucking crazy. 126 00:13:16,082 --> 00:13:18,324 Look, I just thought we can make black ones from dirt, 127 00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:21,671 white ones we can make from dirt, too, 128 00:13:21,672 --> 00:13:38,135 and I will just shred cigarette papers in small pieces and put them on top of this dirt. 129 00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:48,450 Then we will....so that we wouldn't be completely bored we will play checkers and bet. 130 00:13:54,139 --> 00:14:00,323 Well, I don't know, for example...??? 131 00:14:02,419 --> 00:14:04,498 Are you a faggot? - What? - 132 00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:07,243 Are you a faggot? Whats a faggot? 133 00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:09,019 Are you gay? 134 00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:18,563 Fuck no. Some guys thought I was gay, they even beat the shit out of me once... 135 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:22,531 then, I think...my father told me: 136 00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:28,002 the most important thing is not to be called gay because if you're called that once 137 00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:35,219 you'll have that nickname forever. And that's worst of all. 138 00:14:38,131 --> 00:14:44,666 And that guy who beat shit out of me... I shat in his shoes. 139 00:14:49,403 --> 00:14:56,235 That motherfucker put his shoe on in the morning and his foot was all covered in shit. 140 00:14:56,236 --> 00:14:58,236 But he immediately understood that it was me. 141 00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:01,190 Are you gonna shit in my things while I sleep because I called you gay? 142 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,191 No. - Thanks. - 143 00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:05,260 We're the only two here. You'll know at once that it was me. 144 00:15:05,261 --> 00:15:08,437 I will fucking know, and I will fucking hit you right away. 145 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:25,421 Anyway, when I shat in his shoe, them bitches were all asleep 146 00:15:25,428 --> 00:15:29,290 they had to notice the shit, clean the shoe... 147 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:33,417 but I shit and went to sleep at once...so... 148 00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:40,635 but those motherfuckers undressed me when they realized...and there were still pieces of shit on my ass 149 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:50,549 and shit from shoe stank the same as the shit on my ass. And they all wanted to fuck me 150 00:15:53,525 --> 00:16:00,261 I woke up at once...I don't even know what they found in me, 151 00:16:00,262 --> 00:16:06,262 I was all screaming, and they said: "to hell with him", understand? 152 00:16:07,189 --> 00:16:10,669 They smeared me with shit and made me eat a bit of it. 153 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:15,670 After that I was transfered to another division... that happened when I was still in quick response unit. 154 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:21,820 And how was the shit? Tasty? 155 00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:28,794 Shit...was so so, you know, like earth. - I wouldn't think that. - 156 00:16:29,845 --> 00:16:38,477 Swine eat their shit, and they...their hearts are even transplanted into man. 157 00:16:38,576 --> 00:16:40,358 Did you enjoy the shit? 158 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:48,790 Well, understand...they fucking beat me, I had such a mood then... 159 00:16:48,791 --> 00:16:52,791 From the way you're telling it, I get the impression you enjoyed the shit. 160 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:06,300 ????? Well, alright, what's with you... 161 00:17:06,564 --> 00:17:15,036 If you're, as you say, fed up with me, I would simply walk away 162 00:17:15,037 --> 00:17:17,873 but we're sitting here...sitting two of us... 163 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:26,845 What a dumbass you are, bitch! We're sitting here...two of us... 164 00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:33,301 Could you shut the fuck up and just sit without saying a goddamn thing? 165 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,728 You can smoke it till the end if you want. Why are you so mad? 166 00:17:36,061 --> 00:17:38,910 If I wanted to smoke I'd ask you "give me fucking cigarette". 167 00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:40,991 I don't want to smoke, I want you to shut up. 168 00:17:41,084 --> 00:17:45,412 Mother just sent me this package... What have I to do with your mother, for fucks sake! 169 00:17:46,637 --> 00:17:50,477 What have I to do with your cigarettes! Could you just fucking shut up! 170 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:56,267 Why are you such an angry man? Guys, just be people... 171 00:17:56,268 --> 00:18:00,268 I'm always telling you that. Why do you always start... 172 00:18:00,692 --> 00:18:06,221 I don't start a fucking thing! I want nothing from you. I want you to shut up. That's all. 173 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:09,386 I'm fucking fed up with your stories, I can't hear them anymore. 174 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,368 One story is fucking stupider than other. 175 00:18:15,139 --> 00:18:19,017 About shit, about cum... what are you babbling? 176 00:18:21,081 --> 00:18:26,421 You will have a fucking boner... some fucking bullshit. 177 00:18:29,332 --> 00:18:31,941 Listen, if you want I'll tell you something else, something good... 178 00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:35,786 like how I'm doing my push-ups? 179 00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:44,732 Listen, I can do push-ups once more. 180 00:18:46,108 --> 00:18:50,188 Go on. Start doing it. Do your fucking push-ups. 181 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:55,748 Only don't hit me in the ass... I won't, I'll just watch and receive fucking pleasure. 182 00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,340 It's better not to lift up ass when you're doing push-ups... 183 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,196 Go on, bitch! Do your push-ups, bitch! 184 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:17,684 Wait...one more time...guys, what are you doing? Be people! 185 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:21,300 Who are you addressing in plural? I'm the only one here. 186 00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:25,244 Come on! Two! Three! 187 00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:37,564 Be people, guys, we're all...we're all people. - You're crazy, completely crazy. - 188 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:42,603 Your roof has gone off, you understand? 189 00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:55,772 ????? or what are you gonna do? 190 00:19:58,248 --> 00:20:01,929 What story are you gonna tell me now? - We agreed on checkers... - 191 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:07,576 What checkers? We will play checkers. Everytime you lose, I'll fucking hit you. 192 00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:09,104 You... 193 00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:13,405 What "you"? Who "you"? We're only two here. I'm one and you. 194 00:20:15,852 --> 00:20:19,481 What fucking checkers? What the fuck are talking about? 195 00:20:19,832 --> 00:20:23,312 On what were you gonna play checkers? What fucking push-ups are you doing? 196 00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:27,024 Do you understand you're crazy? 197 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:36,104 I'm not crazy, he is not crazy, but you are! - Do you want me to tell about winter? - 198 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,940 See, bro... 199 00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:43,941 What bro? Do you understand I'm fucking fed up with you! 200 00:20:44,072 --> 00:20:48,024 - It's such a good story. - I just simply can't comprehend you! 201 00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:52,097 Just to kill you and bury somewhere, or I don't know what to fucking do with you. 202 00:20:52,098 --> 00:20:53,398 Just shut the hell up! 203 00:20:53,408 --> 00:20:57,630 Or can't you? Do you know how your making me feel? I'm losing my mind because of you. 204 00:20:57,773 --> 00:21:02,404 Not because I'm here, but because of you, bitch. - Alright, be people... - 205 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,852 Who are "we"?! Who are you talking to? I'm the only fucking one here! 206 00:21:07,843 --> 00:21:11,283 Who's people? I'm not a man anymore, I'm a fucking beast. 207 00:21:11,454 --> 00:21:14,166 Why are you shouting all the time? 208 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:20,167 Who is this "we", for motherfuckings sake! Who's this fucking "we" that's why I'm shouting! 209 00:21:20,168 --> 00:21:22,767 Do you want hear about furuncule... - Yes, I want to hear about furuncule - 210 00:21:22,768 --> 00:21:25,870 I, too, had one once. Fucking big, it looked like a ???, I went to the fucking hospital, 211 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:31,548 but instead of that they fucking cut my leg off, fucking great story, isn't it? 212 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:37,823 I had an incident once... And then they sewed it back on. 213 00:21:39,422 --> 00:21:45,999 Guys taught me...if you're going into hospital... 214 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:52,444 Wait, don't you give a fuck that I'm shouting at you, that I could beat the shit out of you? 215 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:56,823 You simply don't give a fuck, do you? - Why are you so angry people... - 216 00:21:57,031 --> 00:22:01,991 Who's "you angry"? Who's "you"? Count me who do you see here. Fucking lunatic! 217 00:22:02,894 --> 00:22:04,827 Here-a we are two, right? 218 00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:09,828 Here-a! Who taught you to talk like that "here-a"? HERE, shit! 219 00:22:10,814 --> 00:22:13,478 You're serving in army. You have to talk fucking correct. 220 00:22:13,479 --> 00:22:16,479 You're military man, don't fucking disgrace the shoulder-straps. 221 00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:22,566 What the fuck is that? They ripped my straps off, but left his. Fucking nice. Fuck. 222 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:26,250 Give it here, bitch, otherwise I'll beat the shit out of you. 223 00:22:22,254 --> 00:22:29,991 Why did you throw the shoulder-strap on the floor? 224 00:22:29,311 --> 00:22:32,417 Shit, you're standing in line for the firing squad not shoulder-straps! 225 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:34,379 They will be swearing at me afterwards... 226 00:22:34,382 --> 00:22:39,446 Lieutenant. You're faggot, not a lieutenant, bitch. - Why did you rip off my shoulder-strap? - 227 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:47,725 Shoulder-strap, what shoulder-strap? Shoulder-straps, there's two of them, I riped off fucking two of them. 228 00:22:47,726 --> 00:22:48,881 You're a good guy... 229 00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:54,783 I am good guy but you're a fucking awesome guy... Jolly, bitch... - And how fucking jolly you are! I'm simply... 230 00:22:55,117 --> 00:23:03,135 I'm simply having damn fun whole damn day, I just sit here and laugh just like in some fucking concert. 231 00:23:04,534 --> 00:23:10,351 Listen, I know how, bro...I'll stand on one leg and you'll give me my shoulder-strap back? 232 00:23:12,127 --> 00:23:14,102 Like a heron? Do you want it? 233 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,631 You're fucked up! 234 00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:30,319 Without using my hands, I'm not even holding anything. 235 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,400 Like a heron. Just give back the shoulder-straps after that. 236 00:23:32,401 --> 00:23:34,401 Alright, ok. - Like a heron. - 237 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,450 Like a heron, and I'll return your shoulder-straps at once. 238 00:23:56,023 --> 00:23:58,464 Just don't hit me in the face, alright? 239 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:06,736 One more word and I'll hit you in the solar plexus. 240 00:24:07,288 --> 00:24:10,456 If you stand like heron once more, I'll really hit your fucking face. 241 00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:12,112 Oh, how you hit me! 242 00:24:12,113 --> 00:24:15,484 And what did you fucking think? That I'll stroke you and you won't feel a fucking thing? 243 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,128 One more word, another hit in solar plexus. - I'll just jump a little bit. - 244 00:24:21,384 --> 00:24:23,688 You'll jump? I will totally fucking kill you. 245 00:24:27,056 --> 00:24:30,256 You're somehow... I am good. 246 00:24:31,216 --> 00:24:42,624 To escort these fucking dumbasses... 247 00:24:54,875 --> 00:25:00,995 ...what is with you? Now I will tell you... Look, I will tell you a good one now. 248 00:25:03,539 --> 00:25:09,867 Look... - Fuck! There are many flies in here...! 249 00:25:10,202 --> 00:25:18,539 See, the flies. They disturb my sleep... I'll shit here, all of them will fly here and we'll kill them. 250 00:25:18,938 --> 00:25:24,561 Then you'll have a good sleep. OK? 251 00:25:26,451 --> 00:25:37,434 I'll shit...and all the flies will fly...here, to us... Where else? They have only this place here. 252 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:44,394 Do you want me to shit here? Flies...and we'll kill them. 253 00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:47,730 Well then? To shit? 254 00:25:48,963 --> 00:25:50,211 I'll kill you now. 255 00:25:54,358 --> 00:25:56,469 Don't, don't! 256 00:26:09,641 --> 00:26:10,922 Mommy... 257 00:26:23,629 --> 00:26:28,636 What are you doing, people? What are you doing, people? 258 00:26:49,874 --> 00:26:52,202 What are you doing, people? 259 00:27:12,503 --> 00:27:13,519 To work! 260 00:27:14,503 --> 00:27:17,999 Bro, bro, I'll be here, bro... 261 00:27:21,184 --> 00:27:26,055 Clean the shit! Clean the shit! Am I supposed to clean it with a fork? 262 00:27:26,351 --> 00:27:30,607 Sit down! Clean! So that it is clean! How am I supposed to clean it with a fork? 263 00:27:31,247 --> 00:27:32,847 Show me how! Start cleaning! 264 00:27:33,287 --> 00:27:35,991 What "start cleaning"! How am I supposed to clean it with a fork? 265 00:27:37,471 --> 00:27:40,783 Totally mad. Show me how am I supposed to clean! Fuck! 266 00:27:51,518 --> 00:27:52,551 Fuck! 267 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:41,213 Keep cleaning, bitch! Look how it has to be done. Fast, fast. 268 00:28:44,216 --> 00:28:47,985 Keep cleaning shit! You're doing great...Keep working. 269 00:29:12,747 --> 00:29:19,332 Bitch...shit...to clean it using a dick... 270 00:29:42,705 --> 00:29:45,385 I won't... Then get the fuck out of here! 271 00:29:45,386 --> 00:29:48,604 You can't do a thing! Go to hell, piece of shit! 272 00:29:52,311 --> 00:29:55,909 Oh, bro, you're back. Why are you sad? 273 00:29:57,952 --> 00:30:02,440 You kept fighting and fighting, now you're here... 274 00:30:08,184 --> 00:30:16,007 Let me help you, bro. What is with you? We're all people. Bro, get up there. 275 00:30:18,648 --> 00:30:22,505 What's happened? I see you're not feeling well. 276 00:30:24,472 --> 00:30:31,320 You, too, hit me...you hit me hard. 277 00:30:34,639 --> 00:30:41,705 What's up? What's up? We're all people, you know it. 278 00:30:49,777 --> 00:30:53,201 We live, live, any way we can. 279 00:30:55,314 --> 00:31:03,402 My mother also said...she says: "Live and don't bother others to live". Understand? 280 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:12,993 Listen, I'll sing you something, will I? 281 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:21,522 This is a song about the circus. It's called "Green Elephant". 282 00:31:25,306 --> 00:31:31,657 I'll sing it now because when you were taken away I composed it. 283 00:31:33,281 --> 00:31:37,042 So, first part goes like this: 284 00:31:42,409 --> 00:31:48,770 Our green elephant has arrived at the orchestra, our green elephant has brought a trumpet with him 285 00:31:49,026 --> 00:31:55,642 When guys were walking away the green elephant played on the trumpet. 286 00:31:55,930 --> 00:32:02,554 Played...just a moment, wait. I'll remember in a moment. 287 00:32:05,649 --> 00:32:14,690 Played about how bad it is to live in a cage how bad it is to eat. How bad it is to eat damn food 288 00:32:15,170 --> 00:32:21,906 how bad everybody feels, but the green elphant feels worse. 289 00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:31,201 So the song goes. I just wanted to sing you this song... 290 00:32:34,146 --> 00:32:38,257 No, simply I see... Enough. Let's sleep. 291 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:44,522 Before sleeping... - No, no need. Alright, brother, bro... - I want to sleep. 292 00:32:45,266 --> 00:32:50,763 I'm going, too, right away, I just sang to you... I want you to not talk in your sleep. 293 00:32:51,073 --> 00:32:57,249 I sincerely ask you not to talk in your sleep. You know, bro, everything hurts... 294 00:32:57,626 --> 00:33:06,187 I need to sleep, to lie down a little... Fall asleep, I beg you, fall asleep. 295 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:11,602 There's only two of us here-a... And mother told me... 296 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:19,305 in some circumstances, you must always have friends... 297 00:33:19,306 --> 00:33:22,117 I want to sleep with my head on this side. 298 00:33:22,636 --> 00:33:24,110 Go on, lie down, bro... 299 00:33:24,111 --> 00:33:27,519 I want to lay... - Go on, lay down, bro... - 300 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,947 I want to lay down with my head on this side but I don't want to hear your voice... 301 00:33:30,950 --> 00:33:35,147 I'm sleeping, too, I'm sleeping. 302 00:33:36,179 --> 00:33:38,421 I can't sleep on this side, because there's water dripping... 303 00:33:38,422 --> 00:33:46,022 No questions, bro... - Don't talk, I'm asking you. - 304 00:33:46,036 --> 00:33:55,314 I'm sleeping, that's all...mother told me one needs to have a friend, any kind of friend... 305 00:33:56,117 --> 00:34:01,787 If you won't fall asleep, I'll get you to sleep. - Go to sleep, go. Sleep, sleep. - 306 00:34:08,737 --> 00:34:10,560 ...because friends won't help... 307 00:35:02,677 --> 00:35:09,805 ...to be on guard all day...them bitches are sleeping, but I...I don't sleep... 308 00:35:11,148 --> 00:35:15,932 What am I? I want, to...fuck... 309 00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:19,500 They're sleeping, but me? 310 00:35:21,664 --> 00:35:26,640 To fuck every one of them! Sleeping bitches! What of me? 311 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:36,825 ...to be on guard all day...them bitches are sleeping, but I...I don't sleep... 312 00:35:38,549 --> 00:35:41,066 What am I? 313 00:35:42,129 --> 00:35:44,825 I want, to...fuck... 314 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:49,122 They're sleeping, but me? 315 00:35:49,123 --> 00:35:52,923 To fuck every one of them! 316 00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,235 Sleeping bitches! What of me? 317 00:42:25,781 --> 00:42:29,926 Bro! Bro! - I fucking hate it. - 318 00:42:30,935 --> 00:42:36,528 How was your sleep? Bro? You're probably hungry. 319 00:42:37,776 --> 00:42:42,696 Holy shit! Get the fuck out of here! - What's-a happened? - 320 00:42:42,976 --> 00:42:47,592 Have you shit yourself, dumbass?! No, I didn't poo. I brought you something to eat. 321 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,216 Motherfucking faggot! What the fuck have you done, dumbass! 322 00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:53,473 What is with you? I brought you something to eat. 323 00:42:53,477 --> 00:43:00,170 You shit after all, idiot. Take that shit fucking away from here! 324 00:43:00,171 --> 00:43:01,317 I brought you something to eat... 325 00:43:01,321 --> 00:43:06,857 What did you bring me to eat! You're dumbass! Why are you smeared with shit, idiot! 326 00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:11,328 I've already eaten, I... - Fucking faggot! Bitch! - 327 00:43:11,577 --> 00:43:17,976 Take that shit fucking out of here! Holy shit! And you shit all over the floor! 328 00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:23,048 I wanted you to have something to eat... - Fucking idiot! I'll fucking kill you now! - 329 00:43:23,289 --> 00:43:25,775 I will fucking kill you now! 330 00:43:27,351 --> 00:43:30,376 I brought you something to eat. - You are a faggot. - 331 00:43:31,927 --> 00:43:34,855 To eat... - You're crazy, fucking mother.- 332 00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:38,661 Who have they put in this cell with me ...holy shit. 333 00:43:38,666 --> 00:43:44,715 I'm honestly telling, I only wanted to do a good deed for you, I didn't... 334 00:43:44,716 --> 00:43:47,978 Shit? What good deed! 335 00:43:48,944 --> 00:43:54,160 Why did you shit on the plate! We eat from it. 336 00:44:00,352 --> 00:44:04,696 Why the fuck did you smear yourself with shit! 337 00:44:05,728 --> 00:44:10,793 I'll fucking kill you! ...my button teared off... 338 00:44:12,952 --> 00:44:17,664 I didn't shit......good deed... 339 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:23,944 I will kill you now! I will fucking kill you! Do you realize I'll kill you now? 340 00:44:27,029 --> 00:44:31,197 [gibberish] 341 00:44:34,457 --> 00:44:43,496 Step under dripping water and wash yourself, bitch! 342 00:44:44,727 --> 00:44:48,935 Governor! Governor! 343 00:44:49,258 --> 00:44:52,138 This idiot has shit! Governor! 344 00:44:52,754 --> 00:44:57,602 Step under water so that you get clean! Do you understand!!! 345 00:44:58,146 --> 00:45:00,698 So that you were clean, bitch! Shit yourself, faggot! 346 00:45:00,671 --> 00:45:07,282 Governor! He's shit himself! Wash him or otherwise I won't be sitting here! 347 00:45:07,962 --> 00:45:12,418 I won't be sitting here with this shit-eater! - Breakfast will go bad... - 348 00:45:12,714 --> 00:45:18,242 ????? 349 00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:20,931 [gibberish] 350 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:33,577 Go, wash yourself! Wash yourself or I'll kill you! 351 00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:44,113 Go there! And clean yourself, bitch! Or I will fucking strangle you with my own hands! 352 00:45:44,753 --> 00:45:50,825 [gibberish] 353 00:45:58,825 --> 00:46:04,425 Put the plate away and wash yourself! Put the plate away! I don't need your shit! 354 00:46:07,136 --> 00:46:12,969 Step away! Step away, I said! [gibberish] 355 00:46:15,434 --> 00:46:17,912 Go, wash yourself! 356 00:46:19,225 --> 00:46:24,601 Leave the plate alone and wash yourself! Put it on the floor! On the fucking floor! 357 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:29,761 Take it way from me, bitch! Take that shit away! 358 00:46:31,753 --> 00:46:34,217 Wash yourself or I'll kill you right away! 359 00:46:37,463 --> 00:46:41,543 Bitch, dumbass...fucking dumbass! 360 00:46:53,478 --> 00:47:00,270 Step away from me! Step the fuck away from me, I said! And put plate on the floor! Wash yourself, faggot! 361 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:13,770 Shit all over the place. 362 00:47:15,794 --> 00:47:17,202 Such a stench! 363 00:47:17,754 --> 00:47:22,115 ...I wanted to be friends with you, we would've eaten.... 364 00:47:25,699 --> 00:47:28,474 All smeared with shit! 365 00:47:34,707 --> 00:47:39,058 Keep away from me! Put the plate away! 366 00:47:45,222 --> 00:47:47,246 Get away! 367 00:48:11,491 --> 00:48:13,853 Wash yourself, fucking wash yourself! 368 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,520 Wash your fat fucking belly! 369 00:48:25,655 --> 00:48:28,887 Governor! Get this fucker away from me! 370 00:48:32,526 --> 00:48:41,621 What to eat? Who ate? You ate bread? Didn't you guzzle shit? 371 00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:45,191 I told you to wash yourself! 372 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,632 Wash yourself, faggot, wash yourself! 373 00:49:15,918 --> 00:49:20,646 Silence! Get to work! 374 00:49:21,054 --> 00:49:25,142 Get down! Get down! Get to work! - He's shit himself! - 375 00:49:25,343 --> 00:49:27,151 Go clean the latrine! - He shit! - 376 00:49:27,487 --> 00:49:32,622 Go! Go! - No fucking way! - 377 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:38,007 Get to work! Get to cleaning shit, go! - All covered in shit! - 378 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:43,279 Go clean shit! Go, clean shit! 379 00:50:07,282 --> 00:50:10,610 How do you do? - Hello. - 380 00:50:11,485 --> 00:50:13,110 What's up, eagle, shit? 381 00:50:13,709 --> 00:50:20,966 I didn't do anything, no, no, pass through, please. Pass through, bro, pass through! 382 00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:25,414 Did I allow you to speak, bitch? 383 00:50:26,509 --> 00:50:30,478 What... Keep the fucking silence! 384 00:50:30,855 --> 00:50:36,334 Well? Still with your jokes? No, no way. No. 385 00:50:36,335 --> 00:50:39,776 What grade did you graduate? Sixth. 386 00:50:48,013 --> 00:50:54,327 I don't understand a thing. Officers? Some kind of shit! 387 00:50:56,301 --> 00:51:04,679 Faggots! Fucking motherland...gave them stars. Wear them, wear those stars. 388 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,196 I fucking don't want to, I want to eat shit. 389 00:51:08,301 --> 00:51:10,629 What's that? Is that the army? 390 00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:13,412 Is that the army? 391 00:51:14,213 --> 00:51:21,235 Bitches! Officers! With shoulder-straps, eating shit. 392 00:51:25,452 --> 00:51:27,189 Fucking faggots. 393 00:51:28,269 --> 00:51:32,492 So, I'll give you a lecture now. 394 00:51:34,893 --> 00:51:39,412 Good. Sit there, bitch. There. 395 00:51:40,593 --> 00:51:44,289 Keep silent, shut your trap. Shut your trap! 396 00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:58,652 So, the Japanese before World War II 397 00:52:00,532 --> 00:52:03,804 to be exact, Admiral Yamamoto 398 00:52:04,724 --> 00:52:10,324 decided to fuck up the American fleet at the Hawaian islands. 399 00:52:12,852 --> 00:52:16,515 Afterwards it went into history as the Pearl Harbour catastrophe. 400 00:52:18,172 --> 00:52:19,508 Listen and keep it in mind. 401 00:52:21,956 --> 00:52:25,675 The commanding officer of the air raid on Pearharbour was Admiral Naguma. 402 00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:36,868 A middle officier in fact...that is, an acting officer, a proffesional, but without any imagination. 403 00:52:37,484 --> 00:52:41,524 Japanese in general have never had many people with imagination... 404 00:52:44,236 --> 00:52:50,419 Shit on the stick! you know fucking nothing. You can't do anything. What are you doing in the army? 405 00:52:52,205 --> 00:52:53,725 I... Silence! 406 00:52:55,093 --> 00:52:59,324 What planes were on those aircraft carriers? 407 00:53:02,332 --> 00:53:06,703 A? No "a"! What planes? 408 00:53:06,704 --> 00:53:12,191 What is the best-known plane in the Pacific ocean theatre of war? 409 00:53:17,076 --> 00:53:18,669 Tiger. 410 00:53:21,392 --> 00:53:23,816 Pursuit planes, bitch! 411 00:53:25,416 --> 00:53:28,551 Pursuit planes, you fucking animal! 412 00:53:31,551 --> 00:53:34,648 On December 7, 1941 413 00:53:35,592 --> 00:53:39,528 the Japanese fleet consisting of six aircarft carriers 414 00:53:40,336 --> 00:53:50,536 Akagi, Kaga, Hiriu, Soriu, Sekagu and Djukagu, as well as two battleships Hiriei and Kirisima 415 00:53:51,321 --> 00:53:53,065 appeared on traverse side 416 00:53:54,792 --> 00:53:58,470 of the Oahu in the Hawaian islands. 417 00:54:01,801 --> 00:54:13,128 First air charge consisted of 50 pursuit planes from Soriu, 40 torpedo carriers and 81 bombers. 418 00:54:16,936 --> 00:54:19,128 As a result of this air charge 419 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:25,808 four battleships of the American fleet were sunk. 420 00:54:28,097 --> 00:54:29,464 What ships were those? 421 00:54:32,608 --> 00:54:34,279 What ships! 422 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:48,367 Arizona, West Virginia, Oklahoma and Maryland. 423 00:54:51,752 --> 00:54:53,896 You have to know this! 424 00:54:55,735 --> 00:55:01,032 If you studied in sixth grade school. That's fucking classics! 425 00:55:06,336 --> 00:55:08,720 Pursuit planes, bitch! 426 00:55:10,359 --> 00:55:13,448 Pursuit planes, you fucking animal! 427 00:55:16,695 --> 00:55:25,768 Nowadays our army conforms exactly with this kind of officer. 428 00:55:29,194 --> 00:55:33,706 At least those few who fucked Americans in the ass. 429 00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:36,841 You must know this! 430 00:55:37,969 --> 00:55:39,778 Dog-shit! 431 00:55:41,689 --> 00:55:48,433 Come here, fucking bitch! Dog-shit! 432 00:55:51,485 --> 00:55:57,147 Well, now tea will be brought and we will continue. 433 00:55:57,148 --> 00:56:08,511 Though you're a total idiot, I think this information will do you good during the next hour. 434 00:56:12,678 --> 00:56:16,110 Grant permission to come in, comrade captain. - Permission granted. - 435 00:56:18,822 --> 00:56:20,367 Tea. 436 00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:25,814 One spoon? - That's right. - 437 00:56:33,710 --> 00:56:35,174 Some kind of piss. 438 00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:39,557 One step in my direction. 439 00:56:44,424 --> 00:56:45,380 Open your mouth. 440 00:56:48,574 --> 00:56:50,150 Hold it with your teeth. 441 00:56:51,062 --> 00:56:54,087 Go to the kitchen and tell them not to make tea like this ever again. 442 00:56:58,230 --> 00:57:00,823 Do you see this worm? 443 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,586 What do you want to do with him? - Destroy. - 444 00:57:08,904 --> 00:57:11,865 And how are you going to do it? [both speaking at the same time] - Silence! 445 00:57:16,032 --> 00:57:17,856 Go on. Get started. 446 00:57:18,457 --> 00:57:20,048 Bitch! 447 00:57:32,224 --> 00:57:35,377 Let's go! To the pit! 448 00:57:38,273 --> 00:57:40,016 Let's go to the pit. 449 00:57:42,617 --> 00:57:47,418 Calm down, I'm asking you to calm down. Calm down, they're coming, understand? 450 00:57:47,937 --> 00:57:49,883 Now we'll get beaten to a pulp. 451 00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:53,314 I'll be beaten first, for you. 452 00:57:56,513 --> 00:57:58,610 Enough... 453 00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:05,362 Nobody beat you, nobody touched you. We could get really beaten up if you behave like that. 454 00:58:06,089 --> 00:58:07,785 Could you calm down? Relax. 455 00:58:17,097 --> 00:58:20,394 Part two. Good day. 456 00:58:23,778 --> 00:58:26,041 I'll kiss your feet. 457 00:58:28,490 --> 00:58:30,089 Stand up! 458 00:58:50,006 --> 00:58:52,520 Well then, goldfinches... 459 00:58:53,424 --> 00:58:56,031 Silence! Animal! 460 00:59:01,232 --> 00:59:05,664 You are here to feel it till the end. - That's right. - 461 00:59:06,059 --> 00:59:07,938 Till the very end. - That's right. - 462 00:59:10,099 --> 00:59:14,267 And so that fear would creep into your heads. - That's right. - 463 00:59:16,539 --> 00:59:18,002 Shit. - That's right. - 464 00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:21,731 Why are you standing here! 465 00:59:24,987 --> 00:59:27,483 You're living your last hour. 466 00:59:30,715 --> 00:59:33,355 Animal! - Pardon me, comrade captain. - 467 00:59:34,843 --> 00:59:37,155 Dirty worm, what have you done! 468 00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:45,002 Dance now! Dance, bitch! 469 00:59:47,531 --> 00:59:50,371 Dance, bitch! You two, sing the song! 470 01:00:09,716 --> 01:00:15,309 Pieces of shit! How much ??? What are you doing? 471 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:21,085 I told you to sing "Apple". Now sing "Apple" faster! 472 01:01:53,832 --> 01:01:57,456 You think I'm crazy? I'm not fucking crazy! 473 01:01:57,457 --> 01:02:00,457 I will be more fucking normal than all the fucking normals. 474 01:02:01,022 --> 01:02:02,815 I'll drive all of you fucking crazy! 475 01:02:08,556 --> 01:02:14,747 I will show you such fucking craziness. Communists will be lain to rest, bitches! 476 01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:23,212 To catch a rat!!! Do you hear or not? 477 01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:28,180 Why are you so fucking fat? Did mommy and daddy feed you fucking well? 478 01:02:28,181 --> 01:02:30,181 Or were they fat, too? 479 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,168 Heil Hitler! 480 01:02:39,894 --> 01:02:47,207 Why are you shouting? We spilled our blood for you in '41 but you're shouting "Heil Hitler!'? 481 01:02:55,464 --> 01:02:57,952 Pull bananas out of your ears! 482 01:03:05,245 --> 01:03:09,805 What was the role of the northern connection? Who commanded the northern connection? 483 01:03:10,789 --> 01:03:17,477 And what Japanese imperial forces were in the northern connection in 1943? 484 01:03:19,782 --> 01:03:23,574 Chapayev. Whats fucking Chapayev! 485 01:03:25,045 --> 01:03:27,005 What fucking Chapayev! 486 01:03:41,637 --> 01:03:43,893 Do you want to eat, bitch? - I do. - 487 01:03:47,389 --> 01:03:49,085 Will you be sucking dick? 488 01:03:53,357 --> 01:04:00,365 You're last faggot, bitch, cocksucker. - I'm no cocksucker, I won't suck cock. - 489 01:04:00,789 --> 01:04:05,829 Let shit-eater suck dick. ...and after that sleep... 490 01:04:06,141 --> 01:04:10,133 Will you be sucking cock? Get up, bitch! 491 01:04:14,918 --> 01:04:20,990 ...I want to sleep... - Will you be sucking dick? Bitch! - 492 01:04:25,327 --> 01:04:27,623 Go on, suck it! 493 01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:33,735 Mother forbide me to suck. 494 01:04:44,143 --> 01:04:46,910 Comrade captain, he will suck. 495 01:04:49,775 --> 01:04:54,487 Faggot. Fucking shit-eater, you like it. 496 01:04:55,838 --> 01:04:58,375 Fucking bitch. 497 01:05:02,016 --> 01:05:05,231 You know, captains is ???? 498 01:05:06,647 --> 01:05:12,623 [naming japanese ships] 499 01:10:04,942 --> 01:10:08,455 [gibberish] 500 01:10:16,874 --> 01:10:21,594 Finally you've come. 501 01:10:22,702 --> 01:10:25,383 My bro, my bro... 502 01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:31,843 You've come, you've come to me. 503 01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:47,351 You've brought me ??? 504 01:10:56,273 --> 01:10:59,329 Play! 505 01:11:14,504 --> 01:11:19,719 ... a song you've been waiting many years for... 506 01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:45,822 ....dead hands... 507 01:11:49,019 --> 01:11:52,227 ...and his dead hands... 508 01:12:03,467 --> 01:12:07,690 [gibberish] 509 01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,283 ...I will kill him! 510 01:12:54,255 --> 01:12:58,463 ...you're good a person... 511 01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:20,853 What's with you? Step away! 512 01:14:41,271 --> 01:14:48,064 [gibberish] 513 01:15:06,698 --> 01:15:09,594 ...my dear mommy... 514 01:15:16,519 --> 01:15:20,577 ...mommy, my mommy... 515 01:15:25,452 --> 01:15:28,446 ...do you want to become cold? 516 01:15:29,201 --> 01:15:33,040 ...do you want to give me cold fish soup? 517 01:15:40,117 --> 01:15:48,940 ????? Oh, you, my mother! 518 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:53,931 We'd go to the forest, we'd go to the fields 519 01:15:56,994 --> 01:16:01,619 then we'd eat what we had found... 520 01:16:05,547 --> 01:16:12,011 We'd sit peacefully, I'd ask you if I could go poo-poo 521 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:18,154 and you'd say: go, poo-poo under some bush. I'd poo-poo... 522 01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:25,963 I'd wipe shit with my finger, mommy, and then with leaf... 523 01:16:28,697 --> 01:16:33,562 With a leaf, all with a leaf, I'd be clean... 524 01:16:35,952 --> 01:16:44,664 ???? 525 01:16:50,741 --> 01:16:55,660 ...you'd come. You'd bring money at least, I hope... 526 01:16:58,125 --> 01:17:02,307 ...white belly, let's wipe your belly... 527 01:17:07,731 --> 01:17:12,898 Where am I supposed to go now? Where to crawl? 528 01:17:14,403 --> 01:17:16,722 To crawl underneath the earth? 529 01:17:17,050 --> 01:17:19,466 To kiss your feet now? 530 01:17:19,962 --> 01:17:22,658 How am I supposed to live now? 531 01:17:23,554 --> 01:17:27,258 To search for moles? Moles... 532 01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:32,345 Black moles. 533 01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:37,739 Now we'll get everything clean... 534 01:17:40,579 --> 01:17:43,189 Wipe everything, it'll be alright. 535 01:17:54,075 --> 01:17:57,372 We'll cover you, prepare you... 536 01:19:17,384 --> 01:19:19,272 Are you alive? 537 01:19:20,499 --> 01:19:21,467 Alive? 538 01:19:22,211 --> 01:19:26,075 Alive, bitch! Bread, give me some bread. 539 01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:34,659 Get up! 540 01:19:40,820 --> 01:19:43,331 Wake up! Alive? 541 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:46,091 You'll be a witness. Get up! 542 01:19:46,843 --> 01:19:51,011 Get up, bitch! I'm a Colonel, look at me! 543 01:19:51,403 --> 01:19:54,331 Let's go to the parade! Come to the parade with me! 544 01:19:54,803 --> 01:19:55,931 Get up! 545 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:01,403 You're alive. Alive. 546 01:20:04,643 --> 01:20:08,427 There'll be at least one witness. I'm a Colonel. 547 01:20:09,156 --> 01:20:12,867 Let's go to the parade. Parade. Wake up! 548 01:20:13,827 --> 01:20:20,074 Wake up! Let's go to the parade. I'm a Colonel. Get up! 549 01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:24,867 Get up, swine! You'll be a witness. 550 01:20:26,266 --> 01:20:27,522 I'm a Colonel. 551 01:20:29,075 --> 01:20:30,058 Get up! 552 01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:36,044 I'll tell you everything, show you everything, explain everything. 553 01:20:37,884 --> 01:20:40,084 Sit. Sit down. 554 01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:45,627 You're good, you're smart, you understand everything. 555 01:20:48,602 --> 01:20:52,236 I am a Colonel. Everything will be alright. 556 01:20:53,099 --> 01:20:57,364 I'm on horseback. You're on the white horse and I'm on the white horse. 557 01:20:58,235 --> 01:21:03,875 And after that ball. After that fireworks in our honour. 558 01:21:08,179 --> 01:21:10,283 At first to the parade. 559 01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:13,508 And then... 560 01:21:15,595 --> 01:21:17,291 we'll go to the officers' house. 561 01:21:18,787 --> 01:21:20,140 There will be ball. 562 01:21:21,890 --> 01:21:23,115 Beer. 563 01:21:24,563 --> 01:21:25,731 Fireworks. 564 01:21:26,211 --> 01:21:29,291 Fireworks in my honour. I'm a Colonel. 565 01:21:30,620 --> 01:21:33,491 And you...on the white horse. 566 01:21:38,635 --> 01:21:39,971 Can you hear me? 567 01:21:42,539 --> 01:21:44,259 Look, what uniform I have! 568 01:21:45,301 --> 01:21:47,078 Look, what stars go with it. 569 01:21:48,990 --> 01:21:51,044 I haven't shown it to anybody yet. 570 01:21:51,694 --> 01:21:53,166 I'll show only you. 571 01:21:53,885 --> 01:21:55,045 Look. 572 01:21:57,374 --> 01:21:58,870 That's my trappings. 573 01:22:00,341 --> 01:22:01,814 Custom made. 574 01:22:03,374 --> 01:22:05,092 Look. Don't be afraid. 575 01:22:06,390 --> 01:22:14,549 Shoulder-straps. I changed them. Look. Shoulder-straps. Real ones. See? 576 01:22:15,629 --> 01:22:18,669 Colonel. I am a Colonel. 577 01:22:20,165 --> 01:22:25,183 I'll wear it at the parade. This is my uniform. Cleanest. 578 01:22:29,894 --> 01:22:31,390 Why are you coughing? 579 01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:37,589 We'll go to officers' house, drink some beer and you'll stop coughing. 580 01:22:47,073 --> 01:22:54,440 I, Korsikov, on the white horse command the parade. 581 01:22:55,809 --> 01:22:59,842 I am a Colonel. I command the parade. 582 01:23:01,161 --> 01:23:04,353 I'm all in stars. I'm on the white horse. 583 01:23:10,842 --> 01:23:14,905 I am a Colonel. I command the parade. 584 01:23:46,841 --> 01:23:49,668 I'm in the stars [maybe "I'm from the stars."] 585 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:23,488 I'm a green elephant, I'm a jolly tadpole. 50859

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