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This programme contains
some strong language.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys!
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# She's Mrs Brown
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# That's Mrs Brown
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# Our Mrs Brown. #
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Come on, Mammy.
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Oh, good God, Cathy.
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I have been getting
Christmas dinners
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since Jesus was in kindergarten.
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I've never been to so many shops.
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Me legs think I've lost my mind!
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It pays to shop around, Mammy!
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Pays who? Dr Flynn - not me!
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Cost a fortune.
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And it was embarrassing.
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Embarrassing how?
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Asking the butcher,
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"Was the turkey humanely killed?"
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How can you humanely kill something?
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The clue's in the question -
"killed"!
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There's always a way
to do things humanely.
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Oh, yes. "Hello, Mr Turkey.
Come over here."
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MRS BROWN GOBBLES
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"Oh, look at that!"
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Doof-doof-doof-doof!
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Bump!
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"Gobble, gobble, dinner's ready!"
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I'm not even going to dignify that
with a comment.
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Well, I hope you got
everything you need.
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No, I still need goose fat
for the roast potatoes.
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Oh, let's kill a goose as well!
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Humane, my arse!
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DOORBELL
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I'll get it.
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That might be a humane goose,
willing to donate his fat!
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DOORBELL
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Hello there.
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Oh, and a very merry Christmas.
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Ah, Christmas-time.
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A time when young children dream
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and adults, well, they go mad.
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And you only have to say the word
"cranberry" and turkeys get nervous.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Look at all this.
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Cathy insists on getting
Christmas dinner.
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Humane this, organic that.
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She couldn't boil an egg
two weeks ago!
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Even if she could, she'd want it
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straight from the chicken's arse!
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MUSIC: Silent Night
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Nope.
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Go on.
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OK!
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AUDIENCE: Awww!
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Who was at the door?
Buster Brady.
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Oh, watching "Love Actually" again?
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Yep!
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How are yous?
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Hello, Mark.
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Hello, Betty.
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Hello, Mrs Brown. Hello, Cathy.
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Now, here, I hope you two weren't
traipsing around in the cold
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looking for a present for me.
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We weren't! Because I don't want
anything. Do you hear me?
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We hear you.
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We just wanted to show you this.
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Oh! That's beautiful! It's lovely.
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We saw it in the shop, and Betty
said, "I know who'd love that."
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MRS BROWN CHUCKLES KNOWINGLY
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Do you think Mrs McGoogan
will like it?
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Winnie? You bought Winnie a present?
Aye.
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She'll love it.
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I hope so.
Yeah, I'm sure she will.
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But don't go getting me anything
now, do you hear me?
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We won't. Right, Mark, let's go.
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Aye. See yous later. You're very
thoughtful to think of Winnie.
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VERY thoughtful.
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"You think
Mrs McGoogan'll like this?!"
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Do you have to make so much noise?
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No.
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But now that I know it annoys you,
I will.
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HE GRUMBLES
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You just drift off to sleep, there,
Grandad.
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And if you see a bright light,
run to it.
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HE SCOFFS
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Hey, Mammy.
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Hello, son. Hello, Father Damien.
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Hello, Mrs Brown.
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Tea, Damien?
Oh, yes, please, Trevor.
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Sorting out your Christmas tree
decorations, Mrs Brown?
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Actually, Father,
I'm looking for a horse.
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So that's a horsebox?
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A horsebox!
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You're looking for what?
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Me rocking horse
Christmas decoration.
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I remember that on your tree
last year.
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A rubbishy little rocking horse
with a leg missing and one ear.
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It was a smelly thing.
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That my deceased father carved
with his own bare hands!
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Trevor, I'll skip the tea.
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Are you sure?
Absolutely positive.
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What are you up to, Trevor?
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Oh, I'm helping Damien with his
sermon for the blessing of the crib.
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Oh.
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It must be very difficult, Father,
every Christmas,
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to come up with new stuff.
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Will you be there, Mrs Brown,
at the blessing?
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Oh, no, no. I can't stand
the smell of that incest.
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It's called... Ah, Damien, don't.
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You know, my Christmas
won't be the same
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without me daddy's rocking horse.
AUDIENCE: Aww!
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That's life, Mrs Brown.
Things don't always work out.
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Sure Joseph and Mary couldn't
find a room in the inn.
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They should have known better.
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Hotels are always busy at Christmas.
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I don't think hotels...
Come on, Damien, we're out of here.
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God bless you, Mrs Brown.
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Yeah, yeah. We come in peace,
shoot to kill.
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You there, Agnes?
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Yes, Winnie. Pour out a cup o' tea,
I'll be in there in a second.
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Are you finished making noise?
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Maybe I can sleep now.
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Go to the light, Grandad!
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Go to the li-i-ght!
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I want tea.
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Yeah, to go.
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You look addled. What's up?
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Ah, nothing.
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I can't find me rocking horse
decoration for the tree.
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Oh, that shitty little thing
with one leg and one ear?
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AUDIENCE: Ohhhh!
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That my father carved
on Christmas Eve,
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even though he was bleary-eyed
from the lack of sleep.
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Oh, is that why he left a leg short?
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No, Winnie, the leg short
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was wear and tear over 35 years.
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What have YOU got
that's ever lasted that long?
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Two pairs o' knickers.
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Here. Bring that in to Grandad.
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Right.
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I know I sound like I'm obsessed
about that ornament,
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but it means something to me.
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My children have been hanging that
on the Christmas tree, oh,
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since they were that height.
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Hello, Mrs Brown!
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AUDIENCE WHOOPS
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Well, if it isn't the poster boy
for birth control.
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Where's Dermot?
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He's coming.
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Hello-o-o, Cathy!
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Do I turn you on?!
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Shut up, Buster!
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I have a bone to pick with you.
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Oh, happy days, Cathy.
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Because I have a bone
for you to pick.
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Not in the mood, Buster.
It's Christmas week.
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Where the hell is
our Christmas tree?
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Oh, it should be coming tomorrow.
It's coming from Australia.
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Why Australia?
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Cos that's what it said
in the script.
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I-I-I meant to say Austria.
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Feckin' spell-check!
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I need it up as soon as possible.
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Tomorrow, right?
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Yeah, right, tomorrow.
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Hey, Ma. Hello, son.
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My... Jesus, if it isn't
the Incredible Hulk!
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What's Gaybo's Gym?
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Gaybo's Gym? Yes!
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It's a good question!
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Got gluttony?
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Get down to Gaybo's Gym,
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whether your glutes are gangly,
you're gloomy or gargantuan,
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Gaybo gets YOU good to go!
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Gaybo's Gym.
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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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Open 24/7, except Mondays...
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..and Wednesdays!
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Gobshite.
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Uh-oh!
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How did THAT get there?
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Don't even think about it!
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Cathy, a lady cannot refuse
a kiss under the mistletoe.
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Now, pucker up and lay it on me.
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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoa!
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WHOOPING AND CHEERING
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Well, Agnes,
how did the shopping go?
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The shopping?
Well, I'll tell you now, Winnie,
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crucifixion would
have been less painful.
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Ah, is Cathy still determined
to cook Christmas dinner?
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Oh, it's a banquet now.
She's talking about a buckin' menu!
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Ah, fair play to her, Agnes.
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I mean, you've got to admire
her confidence.
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Winnie, it'll be a disaster.
You mark my words.
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Cathy just wants to make
Christmas special.
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It's not the Last Supper, Winnie.
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Mind you, with her cooking,
it buckin' might be!
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WINNIE TITTERS
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I often wonder
was she worth the stretch marks?
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Oh, how are you, Dermot?
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Hey, Winnie. You're back.
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Yeah, Ma. I forgot to ask you.
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I need a lend of 100 quid.
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Oh, dear me, hang on a second.
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I'll just pull it out of thin air.
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There you go. Now, there you go.
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Mammy, the bank machine
swallowed me card.
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I still have to pick up the food
for the Christmas dinner.
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Cathy has enough food
to feed an army.
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Why don't you come over here
for dinner?
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Sounds good.
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Maria invited Mrs Nicholson,
so we'll have her with us.
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Hundred quid, is that what you
wanted, 100 quid?!
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100, is it 100?
Oh, Ma, that's disgusting!
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Them pickpockets
aren't getting my money
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unless I get something out of it,
as well!
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BOING!
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What did I feckin' do with it?
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RUBBER CHICKEN SQUAWKS
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Hold on, hold on...
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10, 20, 30...
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Here!
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There you go.
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AUDIENCE GROANS
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That's only 80!
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Well, that's all I have on me.
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Unless you'd like me to dip
into me safety deposit box!
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No!
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Here, son.
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COINS JINGLE
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There. Put your hand out.
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Here. There's 20 there, love.
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Thanks, Mrs McGoogan.
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RUBBER CHICKEN SQUAWKS
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I tell you, that's some bra
to be able to hold all that weight.
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What?!
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I'm saying, your bra...
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I'm not wearing one!
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Oh, my God.
It's freezing out there.
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Sharon gave me a Christmas punch
to take the edge off.
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I wouldn't mind giving you
a couple of punches, meself!
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Thanks, Sharon, thank you.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Who's that?
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I don't know.
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Hello, there.
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Who are you?
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I'm Agnes. Who the fuck are you?
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I'm...
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Uhhh.
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I'm... Maureen.
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And you? Damien.
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I'm your son, Mother?
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Ah, yes!
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AUDIENCE: Awww!
This is your mother?
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Oh.
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Maureen, this is Mammy.
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And are you my son, too?
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No, no, Maureen, no. He's mine.
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MRS BROWN CHUCKLES
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But, listen, I can let you
have Dermot if you're stuck!
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Heh-heh!
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Come on, Mother. Let's get you home.
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The Big Man's coming this week.
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Is he? Remember? Santa Claus?
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We talked about Christmas presents.
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Oh, yes. Santa Claus!
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Yeah. Goodnight.
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Maureen has Alzheimer's, Mammy.
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You could've said something
before now.
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Damien took her
out of the nursing home
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so they could be together
for Christmas.
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Oh, God bless her.
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I was thinking about inviting them
over for a drink at some stage.
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Absolutely.
We'd be delighted to have them.
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Ah, thanks, Mammy.
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That was really nice, Mrs Brown.
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And you think you have problems,
hmm?
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Father Damien was telling us
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how much his mother
always loved Christmas,
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being surrounded by family.
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Well, that's what
it's all about, Barbara.
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And now it's just the two of them.
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Sad, really, isn't it?
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Yeah, it IS sad.
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Mammy, I'm going to shoot home.
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Buster's putting up the tree,
and I want to keep an eye on him.
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OK, love, I'll follow you.
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And Cathy?
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Is there room for two more
at the Christmas table?
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Father Damien and his mammy?
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Yes.
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And here was me thinking
you'd turned into a complete...
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..Grinch.
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Mm-hm. Yes, Mammy.
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And I'm going to cook
the best Christmas dinner ever.
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MRS BROWN CHUCKLES
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That's nice!
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Take a good, hard look, now, Buster.
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You'll know the problem
when you see it.
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I followed all the steps, Mrs Brown.
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Yeah. And you still don't see
the problem?
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Is it a bit crooked?
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It's upside-buckin'-down!
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It's SUPPOSED to be upside down!
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It's Australian!
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Don't give me that crap.
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Ah!
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Ha-ha! Heh-heh!
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You gobshite.
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Nice one, Mammy. What?
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Yeah. Looks fantastic!
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Really? It's upside down!
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Yeah.
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Granny,
anyone can have an ordinary tree.
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But you've gone for one
that reflects your artistic side.
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I love it.
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Really? Yeah. Really.
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Reflecting your artistic side is
extra.
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Feck off, Buster. OK.
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Well, you know, I did have
an uncle who was an artist.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, Leonardo da...
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..McNamara.
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Really, Dad? Oh, yeah.
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Con artist.
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I buckin' heard that!
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Do you need help over there? No!
Well, just to let you know,
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I'm ready to row in if you need me.
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I'm fine.
Stubborn as a mule, you are.
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Oh, and who could I possibly have
inherited that from?
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Your father!
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You're every bit of him,
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including the moustache.
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Ouch!
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00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,320
Now what?
I burnt meself on the bloody oven.
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Here, let me get it. I can do it.
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Move!
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Be careful. It's really hot.
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"Oh, be careful. It's really hot."
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How do you not burn yourself?
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Cathy, my hands are like leather
at this stage.
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Fuck!
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OK.
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What's next?
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Oww!
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Here, there's burn spray in there.
Go and use it.
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Buster, what do you want? Happy
Christmas to you, too, Mrs Brown.
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Oh, sorry, happy Christmas.
Now what do you want?
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Ah, just dropping something off
for Cathy.
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Did you get it, Buster?
The other thing. I did.
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What other thing?
For the roast potatoes?
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Oh, you're not back to this shite
again, are you?
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Let it go, Mammy.
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60 years cooking roast potatoes, and
I've never used goose fat! Never!
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00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,440
Well, I'M cooking this year,
and I'm using it, all right?
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HONKING AND FLAPPING
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What the hell is that?
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Sounds to me like a goose!
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It is.
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Cathy, you said you wanted
a fat goose.
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Oh, Jesus!
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SHE HOOTS WITH LAUGHTER
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What?!
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I said I wanted goose fat!
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Potato, tomato!
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MRS BROWN CACKLES
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Buster, get that goose out of here!
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He has a name, you know.
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It's Philip.
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Change of plan, lads.
Take him back to the park.
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SQUA-AWK!
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MRS BROWN CLEARS HER THROAT
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Don't say a word, Mammy.
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I know how to peel a potato. Are you
sure? Because that's not really
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the way you're supposed to do it.
377
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,440
You're supposed to peel away from
you. That way, you won't...
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OUCH!
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..cut yourself. That was your fault!
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MY fault?! How?!
You distracted me!
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Is it bleeding? Yeah, a little bit.
382
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,320
Here,
there's plasters under the sink.
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CATHY HUFFS
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Oh...
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Look, Mammy, tomorrow is going
to be a very special day,
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and I want everything to be perfect.
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00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,280
Now, I know you mean well,
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and watching me preparing dinner is
hard for you,
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but you have to let me do it
on my own.
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I understand.
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Seriously, you peeled the potatoes!
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Cathy, it's muscle memory.
I can't buckin' help meself!
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Mammy, please leave.
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I did the carrots, as well.
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Oh, Jesus!
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Out! I'm going, I'm going.
Out of the kitchen. All of you. Out!
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Out!
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Agnes, I'd love a cuppa.
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00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,800
Oh, put the kettle on, there.
Are you sure Cathy won't mind?
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Not at all!
She'll be delighted to see you.
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GET OUT!
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Ah, Jeez!
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Well, thanks for that, Agnes!
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00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,400
Is it Cathy's first time
cooking Christmas dinner?
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It's Cathy's first time
to cook any buckin' dinner!
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POTS CLATTER AND BANG
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Oh, Jesus!
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Lovely what Father Damien said
about his mother at the blessing.
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I wasn't there. Me neither.
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Oh?
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So what did he say?
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Father Damien talked
about his Christmases as a child
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and how his mother had created
such wonderful memories for him.
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AUDIENCE: Aww!
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The best present you can give
someone is a memory.
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You're absolutely right, Birdie.
True.
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00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,640
I remember one Christmas
creeping down the stairs
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to find a big bunny rabbit
holding a chocolate egg!
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Maybe that was Easter.
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00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,880
In your house, Winnie, it could have
been buckin' Halloween!
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MUSIC: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
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Oh, my goodness!
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00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,920
Is it OK?
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OK? It's magnificent!
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So, Mammy. Yes, love?
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Would you do your gravy?
427
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,520
Well, if you insist...
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REFRAIN FROM "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS
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Cathy, I don't know how you did it,
but everything was perfect.
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Especially my gravy!
431
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Really was, Cathy. Really?
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00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280
Damien, is your mother all right?
433
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,680
Are you joking me?
She's loving this.
434
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It's just great being around people,
Mrs Brown.
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00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,040
Last Christmas, the two of us just
sat in the nursing home for the day.
436
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,920
Oh, that can't have been easy.
437
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,200
Our house was always full
at Christmas, wasn't it, Mammy?
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There'd be singing and dancing.
439
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,440
Well, Mark is bringing
his guitar along later.
440
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,040
We'll get a sing-song going, Father.
441
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Maureen,
you might give us a song later.
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Song.
443
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I doubt it, Mrs Brown.
Mammy hasn't sang in years.
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Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Merry Christmas, son.
Let's get this party started.
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Now you're talking! Happy Christmas,
all. Happy Christmas, Mark.
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Happy Christmas, Granny.
448
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,840
Oh, thank you, Bono.
Happy Christmas to you.
449
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Do you want your present now?
You're going to love it.
450
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,880
Well...
Not yet, Bono. You'll give it away.
451
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,520
Happy Christmas, everybody!
Happy Christmas, Buster.
452
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,520
Well, Blister, I see Santa Claus's
already been.
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I wanted a REAL tattoo.
454
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,960
This is just crappy henna.
455
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Listen, the thing about that one is
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you can have a different tattoo
tomorrow.
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You see, son?
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Grandad loves tattoos.
459
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No. Get away!
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Come here, son. Come here.
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Go on.
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AUDIENCE: Aww.
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Father Damien,
your Mammy didn't eat very much.
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She doesn't have
much of an appetite these days.
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And besides, she's having
far too much fun in there.
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NEEDLE BUZZES
467
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Please, Dad. Can we do the presents
now for Granny?
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Go on, then. Yes!
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OK, everybody,
Dad says we can do the presents.
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Come on, everyone. Into the kitchen.
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Here, Maureen.
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You have a little nap there.
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AUDIENCE: Aww.
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Oh, now. Look at this.
475
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,720
Oh-ho-ho.
476
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Thank you, Maria.
477
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,520
It's a cardigan.
478
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Will you let her open it?
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She knows what it is.
480
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,240
We get her a cardigan every year.
481
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She'd be disappointed
if we got her anything else.
482
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,840
No, I wouldn't, Dermot.
483
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,480
Oh, look at that.
It's absolutely beautiful.
484
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,880
Yeah, it's lovely.
485
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,960
You're very welcome, Mrs Brown.
486
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,880
What's this here?
487
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,800
Oh, now, Buster?
488
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,320
Just a little something
from meself and Blister.
489
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,840
Thank you, Blister.
490
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,680
Before I go any further, Mammy,
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Bono's going to burst if he doesn't
give you his present now.
492
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,560
Oh, OK!
493
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I really hope you like it, Granny.
Happy Christmas.
494
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Thank you, son.
495
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And you know what?
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It's off to a good start.
497
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It's really well packaged.
498
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Oh...my God.
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AUDIENCE: Aww.
500
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It was Dad's idea.
501
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,320
You done all the work on it, son.
502
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,280
He spent hours on it, Ma.
503
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,240
It's as fresh as the day I got it.
504
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,240
Dad told me
how much it meant to you.
505
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,600
It meant the world to me.
Tell him the story, Ma.
506
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,920
Well,
when I was a young girl, I...
507
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,160
I asked Santa Claus
for a rocking horse.
508
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,920
And my daddy said that...
509
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,000
..it'd be too awkward for Santa
to put it on the sleigh.
510
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,760
I cried my eyes out.
511
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,240
Oh!
512
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,960
There's me mascara!
513
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,640
It gets worse.
514
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,200
But then, on Christmas Eve,
515
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,560
he gave me this.
516
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My own rocking horse.
517
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,320
And he told me that some day
518
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,520
there'll be a real rocking horse
under the tree for me.
519
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,200
Hmm.
520
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,440
I fell off this one twice!
521
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,400
MRS BROWN SNIFFS AND SOBS
522
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,840
Sorry for making you cry, Granny.
523
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,480
No, you didn't make me cry, love.
524
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,120
Not yet. But you're going to.
525
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,040
What? In here, Mammy.
526
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,960
Come on, everyone.
527
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,240
What the hell is this?
528
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,640
AUDIENCE GASPS
529
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,680
Happy Christmas, Mammy.
530
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,400
APPLAUSE
531
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,760
You... You made this?
Oh, not just me, Ma.
532
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,920
Cathy and Trevor
done all the painting
533
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,680
after Dermot spent hours
sanding it down.
534
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,120
I got a really bad splinter, Ma.
535
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,040
It's not about you, Dermot!
536
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,120
I...
537
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,560
I-I...
538
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,040
I-I'm... Speechless?
539
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,480
Speech... Yeah.
540
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,320
After all these years.
541
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,960
Now, do you understand why I wanted
everything to be perfect?
542
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,200
Your daddy helped.
543
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,240
Cathy, you will NOT make me cry.
544
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,840
And, Mammy?
545
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,440
He didn't break his promise.
546
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,600
MRS BROWN SOBS
547
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,680
# On Christmas Day, yeah! #
548
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,680
Nice one, Trevor.
549
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,160
Right, who's singing the next one?
What about Mrs Brown?
550
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,640
Now, here, Birdie,
it's your first Christmas with us.
551
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,280
You sing. Sing Away In A Manger.
552
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,080
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
553
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,880
Mark, give us a C.
554
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:38,480
# Away in a manger
555
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:42,840
# No crib for a bed
556
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:47,200
# The little Lord Jesus
557
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,640
# Lay down his sweet head
558
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,440
# The stars in the bright sky
559
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,560
# Looked down where he lay
560
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:09,680
# The little Lord Jesus
asleep on the hay. #
561
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,560
That was lovely, Birdie.
562
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,360
CHORUS OF APPROVAL
563
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,920
AUDIENCE APPLAUDS AND CHEERS
564
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,760
OK, who's bringing it home?
Come on. Who's next? Anybody?
565
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,480
WINNIE: No, I don't know the words.
566
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,920
Aw. All right, well,
we'll call it a day at that, so.
567
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,720
THEY GROAN
568
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:43,240
# Be near me, Lord Jesus
569
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,800
# I ask thee to stay
570
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,720
# Close by me for ever
571
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,040
# And love me, I pray
572
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,640
# Bless all the dear children
573
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:06,440
# In thy tender care
574
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:15,560
# And take us to Heaven
to live with thee there. #
575
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,360
I was wrong about Christmas.
576
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,160
It's not a hassle.
577
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,040
Maybe you have to run around town
looking for that
578
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,640
something special
for someone special.
579
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,080
SHE CHUCKLES
580
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,160
The thing is, if they can feel
your love in their heart,
581
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,600
then, they know they're worth it.
582
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,600
And if you can feel their love
in your heart....
583
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,360
..then you know you're worth it.
584
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,880
I know I'm worth it...
585
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,920
..cos I have a buckin' horse!
586
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,120
SHE CACKLES
587
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,880
Look at me, Daddy!
588
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,640
Yeehah!
589
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,520
Goodnight!
590
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,000
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
591
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,920
# Say hello
to the queen of Dublin town
592
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:26,120
# As the best mum of all
she wears the crown
593
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,640
# Mother hen watching all her chicks
594
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,640
# Sassy old lady full of tricks
595
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:39,560
# It's a safe bet she'd never let
life get her down
596
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,200
# She's Mrs Brown
597
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,440
# That's Mrs Brown... #
598
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,080
Merry Christmas!
599
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,240
# Our Mrs Brown. #
600
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,440
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