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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,819 --> 00:00:02,317 Lee and I burned down Belinda Brown's house 2 00:00:02,318 --> 00:00:04,234 and basically destroyed her whole entire life 3 00:00:04,235 --> 00:00:05,984 and then Lee shot me. 4 00:00:05,985 --> 00:00:07,610 All the wrongs are about to be righted. 5 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,484 So tell me, Russell, 6 00:00:09,485 --> 00:00:11,192 do you feel bad about shooting me? 7 00:00:11,193 --> 00:00:13,109 - What? - So am I. 8 00:00:13,986 --> 00:00:15,359 I found the shooter's mask 9 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,568 in your Jeep. You hid it in your wife's truck! 10 00:00:17,902 --> 00:00:20,068 You just tried to fuckin' kill me. 11 00:00:20,318 --> 00:00:21,735 So you're fired. 12 00:00:24,026 --> 00:00:25,067 What happened? 13 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,609 Had to step down, no other choice. 14 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,859 Step down? Was... That was you stepping down? 15 00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:31,275 I need to hit that son of a bitch where it hurts. 16 00:00:31,276 --> 00:00:32,276 Behold! 17 00:00:32,277 --> 00:00:35,110 Lee Russell's sister's diary. 18 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,317 His secrets shall be weaponized. 19 00:00:37,318 --> 00:00:39,192 April second, 1993. 20 00:00:39,193 --> 00:00:41,359 "Today, Lee was kicked out of gymnastics." 21 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,442 There's a Polaroid attached to this. 22 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,109 Gamby, I'm asking you, please don't. 23 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:46,110 I never wanna see your face again. 24 00:00:46,602 --> 00:00:47,683 It's over. 25 00:00:55,009 --> 00:00:57,091 What a year it's been, North Jackson. 26 00:00:57,092 --> 00:01:00,174 Lots of ups and downs, but we've all made it. 27 00:01:00,175 --> 00:01:03,465 Those of you who screwed up, I'll see you in summer school. 28 00:01:03,466 --> 00:01:06,091 To the rest of you, see you next year 29 00:01:06,092 --> 00:01:07,841 and have a wonderful summer. 30 00:01:07,842 --> 00:01:13,049 But, before you're dismissed, I want to give a shout out to a special kid. 31 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:16,549 Robin Shandrell. You did good this year. 32 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:18,757 He's been through a lot, but he's muscled through 33 00:01:18,758 --> 00:01:21,549 and managed to make straight "A's" this last six weeks. 34 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:24,841 Real proud of you, bud. If you see him around today, 35 00:01:24,842 --> 00:01:28,049 give Robin Shandrell a big round of applause. He's earned it. 36 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:30,091 You've made a big impact on me, 37 00:01:30,092 --> 00:01:33,277 and I hope I've done the same for you. 38 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:36,799 This is your interim acting principal, 39 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,465 Neal Gamby, signing off. 40 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:42,174 Have a great summer, Tigers! 41 00:01:42,175 --> 00:01:43,757 To the end. 42 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:53,150 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:02,008 Cheese! 44 00:02:02,009 --> 00:02:05,257 Oh, wonderful! Wonderful! That's the one! That's it! 45 00:02:19,884 --> 00:02:23,633 Belinda Brown. I brought something for you. 46 00:02:26,925 --> 00:02:29,383 Okay, Jesus. Oh, Lord Jesus. 47 00:02:31,341 --> 00:02:33,341 This is your pump. 48 00:02:35,134 --> 00:02:37,800 - You've got to be fucking kidding me. - Uh... 49 00:02:38,884 --> 00:02:40,632 I'm... I'm really loving your new digs, B. 50 00:02:40,633 --> 00:02:42,757 You work in the private sector now, huh? 51 00:02:42,758 --> 00:02:44,529 You're goddamn right, 52 00:02:44,662 --> 00:02:47,441 but I don't need bitch-asses like you fucking up my campus. 53 00:02:47,466 --> 00:02:49,257 - I'm calling security. - Please don't. Don't. 54 00:02:49,258 --> 00:02:52,340 I don't mean any harm. I swear, I'm just here to apologize. 55 00:02:52,341 --> 00:02:55,008 Bullshit. You shot Gamby down, 56 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,716 and now you've come for me too. Is that it? 57 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:58,674 I didn't shoot him, Belinda. 58 00:02:58,675 --> 00:03:01,215 I know why he thinks it's me. 59 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:04,674 It makes sense. I have a record of fucking people over, 60 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:06,966 and I'm sorry. 61 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:09,424 But I've paid the price for it, Belinda. 62 00:03:09,425 --> 00:03:11,174 Why are you telling me like I care? 63 00:03:11,175 --> 00:03:13,716 I just need somebody to help clear my name. 64 00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:15,424 I have no other option. 65 00:03:15,425 --> 00:03:16,799 All I have is my word, 66 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,382 and you know that that doesn't mean shit. 67 00:03:24,592 --> 00:03:27,383 Look at your sorry ass. 68 00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:31,610 Get off my campus, 69 00:03:31,657 --> 00:03:34,500 and be glad I didn't punch you in your motherfucking face. 70 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,174 Good morning, sweet baby. 71 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,716 And just like that... 72 00:03:47,717 --> 00:03:49,382 they're gone! 73 00:03:49,383 --> 00:03:52,049 Woo-hoo! 74 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:54,799 - Congratulations, everyone! - Woo-hoo-hoo! 75 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,507 - Happy summer! - Happy summer! 76 00:03:56,508 --> 00:03:59,091 So, what's this mean, Gamby? 77 00:03:59,092 --> 00:04:01,215 You gonna be the man next year? You gonna run this school? 78 00:04:01,216 --> 00:04:03,382 Well, Superintendent Haas did get your recommendations, 79 00:04:03,383 --> 00:04:05,883 and I told him I was more than willing to stand in, 80 00:04:05,884 --> 00:04:08,049 but they haven't made their choice just yet. 81 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:11,049 Hey, look at him. Just think, we don't have to sit through 82 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:14,008 - one more Russell speech ever again. - Mm-hmm. 83 00:04:14,009 --> 00:04:16,008 Whoo. Or those awful jokes he would tell 84 00:04:16,009 --> 00:04:17,924 and then he would laugh at his own punchlines. 85 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,465 You know, I heard he was planning on 86 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:21,091 wearing a Korean robe to graduation. 87 00:04:21,092 --> 00:04:23,591 - No. - Oh, did you hear that, Amanda? 88 00:04:23,592 --> 00:04:25,549 - That's what you heard? - Yup. 89 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:27,049 Sounds made up to me. 90 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:29,591 Sounds to me like you're showing off for your big-dick boyfriend. 91 00:04:29,592 --> 00:04:31,674 - Right, guys? - Come on, Jen, don't be like this. 92 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:33,716 Why don't you guys just go straight to your house 93 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:35,716 and just talk about, ooh, this so-called "robe." 94 00:04:35,717 --> 00:04:38,133 Fine. We'll talk about Lee Russell and his made-up robe. 95 00:04:38,134 --> 00:04:39,549 Yeah. Talk about Lee Russell all night. 96 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:41,632 Fucking laugh and whisper till the sun comes up. 97 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:43,133 - We'll just talk about... - Lee Russell. 98 00:04:43,134 --> 00:04:44,757 Yeah, talk about... Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee. 99 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:46,924 Okay, guys! Can we please stop talking about fuckin' Lee Russell! 100 00:04:46,949 --> 00:04:48,632 Please, enjoy the meal, everyone. 101 00:04:48,633 --> 00:04:50,091 Happy summer to everyone. 102 00:04:50,092 --> 00:04:52,174 God! You fuck! 103 00:04:54,341 --> 00:04:56,215 Damn! Somebody eat all the fucking mac and cheese? 104 00:04:56,216 --> 00:04:57,674 That shit goes first, man. 105 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,424 You sad as fuck that Mr. Russell is gone. 106 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:03,049 Y'all have feelings for each other. 107 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,716 It's got to go somewhere, right? 108 00:05:04,717 --> 00:05:05,883 I'm getting more crab. 109 00:05:05,884 --> 00:05:07,632 That crab ain't gonna help you feel better. 110 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:09,632 - Hey, Ms. Swift. - Hey. 111 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:12,591 Mr. Gamby, there's... there's a man here to see you. 112 00:05:12,592 --> 00:05:14,425 He says he's with a tiger. 113 00:05:15,341 --> 00:05:17,632 - A fucking tiger? - God damn it, Swift. 114 00:05:17,633 --> 00:05:19,966 Every time you come around, something annoying happens. 115 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:22,049 My best bet's gonna be in here, 116 00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,799 keeping the animal in an area 117 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,549 that can be isolated and controlled 118 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:28,382 in the unlikely event that the creature's set loose. 119 00:05:28,383 --> 00:05:30,244 Now, I have no fucking idea how something 120 00:05:30,269 --> 00:05:31,883 like that would ever fucking happen, 121 00:05:31,908 --> 00:05:33,522 but I gotta dot my "I's." 122 00:05:33,546 --> 00:05:35,299 Okay, well, we're not gonna need 123 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,799 a live tiger for graduation. 124 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,674 That was ordered by the old principal. 125 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:41,091 He was a man obsessed with showboating. 126 00:05:41,092 --> 00:05:43,716 Yeah, I don't give a shit. Tiger comes, tiger goes. 127 00:05:43,717 --> 00:05:45,799 I still get my 25 large. 128 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,008 25 fucking grand? That's how much he spent? 129 00:05:48,009 --> 00:05:50,842 - You bet. - Tiger stays. 130 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:52,925 Yes. 131 00:05:52,926 --> 00:05:56,675 ♪ Free bottle, don't you waste it ♪ 132 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,591 So, Gamby says you're a writer. 133 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,049 Oh god, no, I'm not a writer. 134 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,591 I mean, I gave it a go, but hm-mmm. 135 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,424 You should write Nicholas Sparks books. 136 00:06:04,425 --> 00:06:07,091 - She rips right through them. - Hey, whose bright idea was it 137 00:06:07,092 --> 00:06:08,464 to make the grad party coed 138 00:06:08,488 --> 00:06:10,465 I just told Janelle she could invite all her friends. 139 00:06:10,466 --> 00:06:13,841 - It's a really big deal for them. - ight. Well, who's that one little jackass 140 00:06:13,842 --> 00:06:15,507 that keeps bouncing around by her? 141 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:19,049 - That's Colin. - He may be her boyfriend. 142 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:20,632 She's been liking a lot of his Twitters. 143 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:22,632 - I think he looks cute. - He is cute. 144 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:25,549 Yeah, real cute, trying to 69 my daughter's brains out. 145 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,340 - Neal! Jesus! - Jesus Christ. 146 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:29,257 I'm about to throw that little motherfucker outta here. 147 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,966 - Colin is gone. - Whoa! No, you're not. 148 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:33,257 - Yup, yup. - Nope, nope, nope. Relax, relax, relax. 149 00:06:33,258 --> 00:06:35,302 Please, just let them have fun. 150 00:06:35,326 --> 00:06:36,434 Settle down. 151 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:37,757 - Want a cookie? - No. 152 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:39,215 That's a goddamn miracle. 153 00:06:39,216 --> 00:06:41,382 - What? - He listens to you. 154 00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:43,549 - "He listens to you." - Ooh. 155 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:45,258 ♪ Red eyes ♪ 156 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:49,133 - Are you okay? - Hmm? 157 00:06:49,134 --> 00:06:51,549 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, feel good. 158 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:54,008 My daughter's graduating middle school. 159 00:06:54,009 --> 00:06:57,257 I finally got the girl. I got the job of my dreams. 160 00:06:57,258 --> 00:06:59,841 - Stoked. - Oh, yeah? 161 00:06:59,842 --> 00:07:02,049 You don't look stoked. 162 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:04,091 Come on, what's wrong? 163 00:07:04,092 --> 00:07:06,549 I just can't shake the idea that Lee betrayed me. 164 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:08,591 You know? I thought we were real friends. 165 00:07:08,592 --> 00:07:10,133 I know. It's crazy, 166 00:07:10,134 --> 00:07:13,465 but you can't let him bring you down anymore. 167 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:16,049 Try and move on, try and get him out of your head. 168 00:07:16,050 --> 00:07:19,549 Besides, you have a graduation to orchestrate. 169 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:23,591 - That is pretty cool. - Very cool. 170 00:07:23,592 --> 00:07:26,058 Not just anybody can orchestrate a graduation. 171 00:07:26,082 --> 00:07:29,924 - Mm-mmm. - That's a job for a principal. 172 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:33,424 All right, think. Just think. 173 00:07:33,425 --> 00:07:35,841 Think there, Russell. Think. You're the smartest person I know, Lee. 174 00:07:35,842 --> 00:07:37,091 You're the smartest person I know. 175 00:07:37,092 --> 00:07:38,591 You've always been smart. 176 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,340 Who framed you? Someone outsmarted you. 177 00:07:40,341 --> 00:07:43,215 Who did it? Think, think, think, think, think. 178 00:07:43,216 --> 00:07:45,008 Think, think. Just think. 179 00:07:45,009 --> 00:07:47,508 Fucking think! Think! Think! 180 00:07:48,466 --> 00:07:50,632 Calm down. 181 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:53,465 Think. Someone put the mask in your car. 182 00:07:53,466 --> 00:07:56,799 The mask. The mask. It was in the trunk. It was in the trunk of your car. 183 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,009 They put the mask in the trunk of your... 184 00:08:00,092 --> 00:08:03,091 - Open the window... - My ex-wife's car. 185 00:08:03,092 --> 00:08:04,299 What the hell are you doing here? 186 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,508 You put it in the trunk. 187 00:08:12,550 --> 00:08:13,675 Bitch! 188 00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:24,215 Jen, what the hell are you doing here? 189 00:08:24,216 --> 00:08:26,424 Just wanted to bring by some things that you left at my house. 190 00:08:26,425 --> 00:08:28,174 I didn't leave anything at your house. 191 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,174 Really? Then what are these? 192 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:32,674 Those are not my panties. Those are little boys' underwear. 193 00:08:32,675 --> 00:08:34,591 Fine. Who cares? 194 00:08:34,592 --> 00:08:36,008 Are you okay? 195 00:08:36,009 --> 00:08:39,424 When you left me last semester, it fucked up my head. 196 00:08:39,425 --> 00:08:42,549 But then I got you back and then I felt at peace again, 197 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:44,340 but now, all this stuff, all this... 198 00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:45,841 uck, you and Snodgrass, 199 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:48,008 and I'm fucked in my head again. And the only thing 200 00:08:48,009 --> 00:08:50,049 that's gonna fix that is if me and you get married. 201 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:53,008 Okay, well, we're not gonna get married, Jen, okay? 202 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:55,632 And I'm very sorry for fucking you inside of your head. 203 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:58,674 I didn't mean to do that. Look, this year has been very tough. 204 00:08:58,675 --> 00:09:00,215 I've done a lot of shit that I've regretted, 205 00:09:00,216 --> 00:09:02,050 and hurting you is definitely one of 'em. 206 00:09:05,009 --> 00:09:07,133 Can I just go in your house and use the bathroom for a minute? 207 00:09:07,134 --> 00:09:10,507 Oh yeah, of course you can. I gotta get ready for graduation. 208 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,215 Thanks. I'm not gonna shit, though. I just wanna go in for a second. 209 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:16,174 Even if you do make a poop, just flush it, make sure it goes away. 210 00:09:16,175 --> 00:09:18,049 Thanks, Neal. 211 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:19,215 That's sweet. 212 00:09:21,216 --> 00:09:22,633 I'll just see how it goes in there. 213 00:09:31,717 --> 00:09:33,382 - Russell. - No, sir. 214 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,233 - Get the fuck outta here. - I know. I know. I know... 215 00:09:35,257 --> 00:09:37,051 - you said you never wanna see me again. - You're dead to me. 216 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,358 - Leave. - Just listen to me! 217 00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:41,424 I know that you don't believe a word that comes out of my mouth, 218 00:09:41,425 --> 00:09:43,716 but I didn't shoot you, Gamby. 219 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,175 - It was... - Russell. 220 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:48,716 her. 221 00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:51,091 You crazy fucking bitch. You did it, didn't you? 222 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:53,091 - What the fuck is going on here? - Didn't you? 223 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,257 Admit it. Yes, you did it. 224 00:09:54,258 --> 00:09:56,091 That little smile on your fucking face. 225 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:57,591 You put the mask in my car, didn't you? 226 00:09:57,592 --> 00:10:00,174 You were jealous of mine and Gamby's relationship. Just say it. 227 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,174 Abbott is your shooter, Gamby. 228 00:10:03,175 --> 00:10:04,966 This crazy bitch, she shot you that... 229 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,757 God damn it! 230 00:10:06,758 --> 00:10:09,341 Fuck! 231 00:10:10,341 --> 00:10:12,299 - Jen, what the fuck? - You hurt me, Gamby, 232 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,549 and when people hurt me, I get really, really sad. 233 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:17,674 - You killed Russell! - Yes, I know! I fucking hated him. 234 00:10:17,675 --> 00:10:20,632 Duh! Okay? And now I'm gonna kill you and me. 235 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,966 - Oh, no, no! - I can't do another fall semester, Gamby. 236 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:25,424 - I just fucking can't. - Oh, fuck! Jen, no! 237 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:28,591 - You picked the wrong bitch. - No! God! Stop! 238 00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:32,049 Okay, look, you want to do a murder-combo-death-suicide thing, fine. 239 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:34,174 That's okay. I've done some terrible stuff this year. 240 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,841 Maybe me being dead is what's supposed to happen, 241 00:10:36,842 --> 00:10:38,841 but not here, not next to Russell. 242 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:41,215 - I mean, that's gross, right? - That is gross. 243 00:10:41,216 --> 00:10:44,549 I have a special place, Jen. It's beautiful. 244 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:47,799 It's... it's the perfect place for two lovers to commit suicide together. 245 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:51,174 - It's beautiful? - Yeah, it's so awesome. 246 00:10:51,175 --> 00:10:52,550 Okay, take me to it. 247 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,216 There'll be no... no hums. 248 00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:14,091 Here we are. This is my special place. 249 00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:15,841 It's incredible, right? 250 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,674 Yeah, it's beautiful. 251 00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:19,340 What are you doing? 252 00:11:19,341 --> 00:11:21,549 I'm getting down on bended knee for you. 253 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,340 - Shit! - You liar! 254 00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:32,049 God damn it! 255 00:11:41,842 --> 00:11:44,674 - Oh, Christ. - Ow! Fuck! 256 00:11:44,675 --> 00:11:47,507 Gamby, you asshole! I'm gonna go to graduation, 257 00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:50,465 - and I'm gonna fucking kill Snodgrass. - Don't you dare. 258 00:11:50,466 --> 00:11:53,382 I'm doing it, so see ya. 259 00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:55,257 Have fun dying in a fucking hole. 260 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:57,382 You fucking dumb bitch! You're crazy! 261 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,175 I know I'm crazy, 'cause I fucking love you! 262 00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:13,799 Help! Help! 263 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,050 Help! 264 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:19,674 - Help! - Gamby? 265 00:12:19,675 --> 00:12:22,716 - Russell! - Gamby! 266 00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:24,340 - Russell! - Where are you? 267 00:12:24,341 --> 00:12:26,174 I'm in the bottom of a fucking hole! 268 00:12:26,175 --> 00:12:28,133 Well, I don't know where the fucking hole is! 269 00:12:28,134 --> 00:12:30,717 Just follow my voice! Marco! 270 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,674 - Marco! - Oh, my God. 271 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,094 I'm so glad you're not dead. 272 00:12:36,118 --> 00:12:38,008 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're not dead. 273 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:40,257 Jen's gonna kill Amanda. We have to get to graduation. 274 00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:42,924 - Say you're sorry. - For what? 275 00:12:42,925 --> 00:12:45,382 For not believing in our friendship. 276 00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:47,841 Jesus Christ. 277 00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:49,966 I'm sorry I didn't believe in our friendship. 278 00:12:49,967 --> 00:12:52,049 - It was mean. - Okay, it was mean. 279 00:12:52,050 --> 00:12:54,299 Now will you get the fucking ladder and get me out of here? 280 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,716 And stop telling me what to do. 281 00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:58,215 The ladder's in my tool shed! 282 00:12:58,216 --> 00:13:01,258 It's in my tool shed above my computer printers! 283 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,424 Thank you. 284 00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:06,340 One, two, three. Say, "Cheese." 285 00:13:06,341 --> 00:13:07,507 Cheese. 286 00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:09,757 That's crazy, seeing it up close. 287 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,507 At least she ain't dangerous. 288 00:13:11,508 --> 00:13:14,382 What? She's a fucking tiger. 289 00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:16,008 Dangerous? Huh? 290 00:13:18,092 --> 00:13:19,549 Now, don't get it riled up now. 291 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,883 Don't you look at me. Don't you fucking look at me. 292 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,424 What the hell is wrong? Chill with that shit. 293 00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:26,924 Oh, hey, bro. This tiger will eat your fucking face off. 294 00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:28,382 That's why we keep her in a cage. 295 00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:30,382 You do that shit one more time, I'm hauling ass 296 00:13:30,383 --> 00:13:32,257 and leaving all y'all motherfuckers up in here. 297 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,424 Remember, we want clothes underneath those gowns. 298 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,799 All right? No butts, Dave. 299 00:13:56,258 --> 00:13:58,883 - Smile. Big... - Big smiles. This is an exciting day. 300 00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:00,299 - Hey. - What are you doing? 301 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,549 - Stupid. Break a leg, everybody! - No beach balls. 302 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,257 - Break a leg! Mm-hmm. - Hold this a sec. 303 00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:13,757 Hey. 304 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:16,507 - Hey. Hey, whoa, Jen. - When did we stop being friends? 305 00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:19,924 Was it when you fucked Bill Hayden when you knew I had feelings for him? 306 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,591 I didn't know that you liked him. 307 00:14:21,592 --> 00:14:23,257 Or was it when you fucked Neal Gamby 308 00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,340 when you knew that he and I were meant to be together? 309 00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:28,008 - Please help me remember. - I don't really know what's going on. 310 00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:30,507 I'll tell you what's happening. I'm about to make the news, bitch. 311 00:14:30,508 --> 00:14:32,632 - No, let's not. - Snodgrass and Abbott, 312 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:34,674 rivals since the year began. 313 00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:36,632 Oh, God! 314 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:41,009 - You bitch! - Get the fuck off of me! 315 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:45,716 I'm gonna ruin that pretty little face of yours. 316 00:14:45,741 --> 00:14:47,233 - Shit. Shit. - It's okay. It's okay. 317 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,757 Fuck. There's Abbott's car, illegally parked. 318 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,883 Maybe we should make it so she can't use it to get away. 319 00:14:51,884 --> 00:14:54,215 - Good idea. Hold on. - Oh, no. 320 00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:55,633 Oh, my God! 321 00:14:56,884 --> 00:14:59,049 Oh, my God. Well, I just meant 322 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,966 maybe we should slash her tires or something, but this is good. 323 00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:16,341 You little fucking mermaid. 324 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,134 Oh! 325 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,675 Ow! 326 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:35,424 A diagnosis like that could've been career-ending. 327 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:39,507 It could've sent my family into a tailspin. 328 00:15:39,508 --> 00:15:41,591 That tiger does not look happy. 329 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,591 I don't know why y'all trying to put some shit in a cage. 330 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:45,133 Whose idea was this, anyway? 331 00:15:45,134 --> 00:15:46,549 - What the fuck? - Oh, my God. 332 00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:48,549 Holy smokes! God, are you okay? 333 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,549 - Neal! - Oh, my God. Fuck! 334 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,008 I thought you were gonna be murdered. 335 00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:55,133 - Oh! - Oh, fuck. I'm so happy to see you. 336 00:15:55,134 --> 00:15:57,174 - You too. Oh. - Blood. 337 00:15:57,175 --> 00:16:00,549 Russell wasn't the shooter. It was Abbott. 338 00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,049 She just tried to kill me. 339 00:16:02,050 --> 00:16:04,424 - Yeah, she tried to kill us too. - I told you she was crazy. 340 00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:05,883 Lady, what the fuck? 341 00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:08,632 - Don't do that! - If I can't have a beautiful life, 342 00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,174 at least I'll have a beautiful death. 343 00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:13,424 No, no, no. 344 00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:15,050 Fucking eat me! 345 00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:17,674 Oh, shit. Here it go. 346 00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:20,799 Stay perfectly still. If you run, this fucker will chase you. 347 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,967 Eat me! 348 00:16:24,675 --> 00:16:27,799 Oh! Oh! Oh! 349 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,841 Go! 350 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:35,133 How's this? Oh, do it. Come on! 351 00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:37,883 You open this fucking door! 352 00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:39,632 Come on! 353 00:16:43,092 --> 00:16:45,424 Close it! Close the thing! Oh! 354 00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:47,841 - What the fuck are we gonna do, Gamby? - We're clear! 355 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,133 Fuck this shit. I'm going home. 356 00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:54,674 Neal! Let me out of here! 357 00:16:54,699 --> 00:16:56,532 - Crazy bitch! - What do we do about 358 00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,382 - all those people in graduation? - Oh, God. 359 00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,757 Safety's always foremost in the mind of a principal. 360 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,215 Minimizing loss and injury should be the first goal. 361 00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:04,507 We evacuate. 362 00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:07,340 ...for my young son, my wife, 363 00:17:07,341 --> 00:17:09,424 but I refused to give in. 364 00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:13,465 I worked too damn hard to let this disease cut my time short, 365 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,717 I knew I had to fight. I... 366 00:17:19,675 --> 00:17:23,340 - I knew that... - Back up, back up. Back up, please. 367 00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:25,174 Everyone please remain calm. 368 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:27,507 Faculty members, if you would all please rise, 369 00:17:27,508 --> 00:17:31,049 and please get into the assigned positions for a Code Orange. 370 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,841 This is not a drill. There has been an incident. 371 00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:36,382 Students, please. Stay calm. Sit down. 372 00:17:36,383 --> 00:17:38,674 I didn't say... no! Don't tell people to stand. 373 00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:41,424 That is not what we do in a Code Orange! What the fuck, Delores? 374 00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:44,091 Who the hell do you think you are, messing up my son's graduation? 375 00:17:44,092 --> 00:17:45,722 Oh, okay, you know what? This isn't really 376 00:17:45,747 --> 00:17:47,049 a question-answer thing right now, 377 00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,841 because this is a serious situation. 378 00:17:48,842 --> 00:17:53,215 But if you must know, a woman that I had secret sexual relations with 379 00:17:53,216 --> 00:17:56,883 pretty much the whole entire school year tried to murder me. 380 00:17:56,884 --> 00:17:59,382 She shot me at the end of last semester, 381 00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:01,299 then returned to finish me off here, 382 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:05,133 and also tried to kill my very dear friend, Lee Russell, 383 00:18:05,134 --> 00:18:08,424 and my new girlfriend, Amanda Snodgrass. 384 00:18:08,425 --> 00:18:10,424 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 385 00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:13,591 And the woman also let out the tiger 386 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,257 that many of you were taking pictures with, 387 00:18:15,258 --> 00:18:17,008 and he ate a person. 388 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:20,424 Uh, uh, relax, it's okay. The situation is under control, 389 00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:22,757 and the tiger is contained, so we're good. 390 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:27,465 All we have to do now is evacuate safely and make sure nobody gets hurt. 391 00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:29,549 We're gonna use these side doors, 392 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,674 because out those doors, the carnivorous creature roams. 393 00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:35,008 Without further ado, as the acting 394 00:18:35,055 --> 00:18:37,049 principal of North Jackson High School, 395 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,091 it is with great honor that I begin 396 00:18:39,092 --> 00:18:42,424 the evacuation of this graduation. 397 00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:16,591 Man, that tiger ate the shit out of that trainer. 398 00:19:16,592 --> 00:19:18,716 Yeah, I got EMT and Animal Control on the way. 399 00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:20,632 Crisis averted! Ah! 400 00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,841 It seems like we got everybody out of the school. 401 00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:24,465 You gonna put me in a cage, you blonde bitch? 402 00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,049 Oh, will you shut the fuck up? 403 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,465 Oh, damn. 404 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,507 She hit that button. 405 00:19:29,508 --> 00:19:31,008 - No, she didn't. - Yes, she did. 406 00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:34,757 Here she comes! 407 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,674 She's gonna eat your fucking face off. 408 00:19:36,699 --> 00:19:38,259 - What are we running for? - What? 409 00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:40,799 - I can end this right here. - Yes, shoot his ass. 410 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,049 - You want some? - No. 411 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,424 - Yes. - Not like that. 412 00:19:43,425 --> 00:19:46,133 - Put the gun down. - Oh. What the fuck are you doing? 413 00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:49,841 Shh. I'm harmonizing. 414 00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:52,215 With the tiger? 415 00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:56,508 Learning that the truth can set a man free. 416 00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:01,883 I'm mastering myself, 417 00:20:01,884 --> 00:20:06,008 becoming one with the world around me. 418 00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:09,383 I've already defied death once today. 419 00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:11,592 I will do it again. 420 00:20:13,009 --> 00:20:15,008 Just relax, brother. 421 00:20:15,009 --> 00:20:18,632 I, too, have been where you are. 422 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,924 Stand down. 423 00:20:21,009 --> 00:20:22,717 - Oh, shit! - Yes! 424 00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:28,757 The fucking tiger's eating Russell! 425 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,841 Goddamn battle cat's loose in the school! 426 00:20:31,842 --> 00:20:33,883 Run! Get the fuck outta here! 427 00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:35,466 Russell! 428 00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:40,466 Russell! 429 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,549 Oh, my God. Fuck. 430 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,549 Shithead got a piece of me. 431 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,841 Don't move, okay? 432 00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:52,799 Uh, just... just save your energy. 433 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,549 I can't believe I got ate by a tiger. 434 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:57,674 Are you fucking kidding me? 435 00:20:57,675 --> 00:21:00,757 - It's insane. - Oh, I can see it now. 436 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:04,133 "A principal gets eaten by a fucking tiger, 437 00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:05,799 a mascot of the school." 438 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,424 I always wanted press, but god, this is so stupid. 439 00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:12,257 Shh, shh, shh. Just save your energy. Don't talk, okay? 440 00:21:12,258 --> 00:21:13,632 Well, if I die right now, Gamby, 441 00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:16,757 I sure as hell don't wanna be staring at you just silently. 442 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,925 Okay, that's fair enough. 443 00:21:21,009 --> 00:21:22,842 This is the favorite year of... 444 00:21:24,092 --> 00:21:25,550 of my whole life. 445 00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:30,049 - Mine too. - I know what we did was wrong, 446 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:32,175 but... I liked it. 447 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,009 It was fun. 448 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,591 - Yeah, it was fun. - Yeah. 449 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:41,383 It gave us a chance to get to know each other. 450 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,299 Let us become friends. 451 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,341 Never had a friend like you before, Russell. 452 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800 I love you, Gamby. 453 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,133 You're my friend too, man. 454 00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:56,133 You fucking what? 455 00:21:56,134 --> 00:21:59,133 Come on, man. Just... just fucking say it. 456 00:21:59,134 --> 00:22:00,966 Honestly we're here, just say it. 457 00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:02,841 Say what? I told you that you're my friend too. 458 00:22:02,842 --> 00:22:05,465 Oh, I just told you that I fucking love you. 459 00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:08,049 Okay, I heard you. I just don't say that to my male friends. 460 00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:10,799 I only say that to superhot babes and to my family. 461 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,008 Jesus. I'm about to die, motherfucker. 462 00:22:13,009 --> 00:22:15,091 - You're not gonna die, Russell. - I am. 463 00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:18,799 I'm gonna fucking bleed out on this stupid fucking school floor. 464 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,966 Okay, fine, fine. 465 00:22:19,967 --> 00:22:22,174 Say it. 466 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,008 - I... - Hey. 467 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,091 Look at me. 468 00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:26,757 Look at me. 469 00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:30,717 Now... just... say it. 470 00:22:32,009 --> 00:22:33,883 I love you, Russell. 471 00:22:33,884 --> 00:22:35,592 One more time. 472 00:22:37,009 --> 00:22:38,340 I love you. 473 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,009 I love you too, Gamby. 474 00:22:51,675 --> 00:22:54,091 Oh. She's back. 475 00:22:54,092 --> 00:22:57,091 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I fucking hate tigers. 476 00:22:57,092 --> 00:22:59,757 Buddy, just go, just get out of here. Honestly. 477 00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:01,174 Just save yourself, okay? 478 00:23:01,175 --> 00:23:04,717 No, Russell. I'm not gonna leave you in here by yourself. 479 00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:08,799 Fuck this $25,000 tiger. 480 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:19,424 Fucking cock-sucking fucking tiger. 481 00:23:19,425 --> 00:23:21,382 You're gonna eat my fucking friend? 482 00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:25,134 Well, bitch... 483 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:31,175 Fuck you! 484 00:24:38,659 --> 00:24:41,733 _ 485 00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:51,091 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not. 486 00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:53,133 High school is very intimidating, okay? 487 00:24:53,134 --> 00:24:55,257 But you'll get used to it. You'll learn to survive 488 00:24:55,258 --> 00:24:58,299 and then you'll leave. That's how life works, sweetheart. 489 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,257 - I know. I'm excited. - Well, watch that as well. 490 00:25:01,258 --> 00:25:03,549 You don't wanna go in here with super-high expectations 491 00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:04,966 then you shit the bed and don't like it, 492 00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:06,424 because it's not like a teen movie. 493 00:25:06,425 --> 00:25:09,091 - It's real life. It's tough. - Wish you still worked here. 494 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,050 You'll be in good hands. 495 00:25:14,466 --> 00:25:17,675 Shamrocks. What a lame mascot. 496 00:25:20,341 --> 00:25:22,508 - I love you, sweetheart. - I love you too. 497 00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:27,340 - Good luck. - Good luck with your first day, too. 498 00:25:37,134 --> 00:25:38,466 Hmm. 499 00:26:14,693 --> 00:26:15,717 Hey, how's it going? 500 00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:17,592 Neal Gamby. I'm the new principal. 501 00:26:22,717 --> 00:26:24,883 - Yoo-hoo. Am I in the wrong office? - Oh! No. 502 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:27,340 Sorry. No, this is your office. I'm Vice Principal Miggs. 503 00:26:27,341 --> 00:26:30,215 I just was seeing what it was like to sit in this chair, you know? 504 00:26:30,216 --> 00:26:31,841 Yeah, no reason to apologize. 505 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,924 Pleasure to meet you. Why don't you hop on out of there? 506 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,091 Oh. Yes, sir. 507 00:26:36,425 --> 00:26:39,799 So, Vice Principal Miggs, huh? 508 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,091 - Yes. - Well, I'm Neal Gamby. 509 00:26:42,116 --> 00:26:43,586 - Hello. - So, 510 00:26:43,587 --> 00:26:45,281 what's the story with the old principal here? 511 00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:49,049 He was a bit of a banana, so we're very happy to see you, sir. 512 00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:50,835 Mmm. 513 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,904 Do you mind if I shoot you straight right out of the gate? 514 00:26:52,928 --> 00:26:54,295 Please. 515 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,091 I'm the new sheriff in town, and you're my deputy, 516 00:26:57,092 --> 00:26:59,591 and if we want this school to function properly, 517 00:26:59,592 --> 00:27:02,299 well, we're gonna have to work together as a team. 518 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,591 Simpatico. 519 00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:06,949 Now, I'm not really sure what your ambitions are, 520 00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:08,957 but from the looks of it, I can imagine they 521 00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,841 probably have something to do with this chair. 522 00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:13,799 And that's cool. I understand that. 523 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,133 But for now, this is my chair. 524 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:20,299 This throne belongs to me, and if you choose to defy me, 525 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,902 I'll feed you to the fucking sharks. 526 00:27:23,136 --> 00:27:25,425 Do I make myself clear? 527 00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:29,768 - Loud and clear, boss. - Now, if you just give me a moment 528 00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,215 to set some things up, we can begin. 529 00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:32,758 Yes, sir. 530 00:27:34,717 --> 00:27:37,092 The door... open or closed? 531 00:27:38,717 --> 00:27:40,092 Open. 532 00:27:53,967 --> 00:27:57,592 You look so good in this, girl. Enjoy. 533 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,174 I'm gonna go have a smoke. 534 00:28:02,175 --> 00:28:05,674 - Oh. You so crazy. - What are you talking about? 535 00:28:05,675 --> 00:28:08,008 Well, you take damn four bathroom breaks an hour. 536 00:28:08,009 --> 00:28:09,674 Now you're gonna throw in smoking breaks too? 537 00:28:09,675 --> 00:28:10,860 No, hell you're not, little girl. 538 00:28:10,892 --> 00:28:12,340 Get your ass back behind this register. 539 00:28:12,341 --> 00:28:14,507 - Excuse me? - Excuse me. 540 00:28:14,508 --> 00:28:18,632 I am the regional manager of all Apricot Lane Boutiques. 541 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:21,174 Above you. Now, you wanna start something? 542 00:28:21,175 --> 00:28:23,008 Create a little commotion right now? 543 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:25,924 I will make your ass straight disappear, just vaporize... 544 00:28:25,925 --> 00:28:28,841 you and that 30% discount you get on all your clothes. 545 00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:31,757 Say something, it's gone. All of it, gone. 546 00:28:31,758 --> 00:28:32,842 Okay. 547 00:28:34,508 --> 00:28:37,133 Now cover me. I'm gonna go have a smoke. 548 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,841 "The wizard marched out of his kingdom. 549 00:28:41,842 --> 00:28:45,133 "Not the one he desired, but the one he earned. 550 00:28:45,268 --> 00:28:48,924 "And the warrior, finding peace within himself 551 00:28:49,057 --> 00:28:52,050 "finally found the treasure he was searching for. 552 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:56,133 "The kingdom was lost, but across galaxies 553 00:28:56,194 --> 00:28:58,049 "and across dimensions, 554 00:28:58,108 --> 00:29:00,716 "a friendship was forged between good and evil, 555 00:29:00,795 --> 00:29:03,925 "the likes of which this land had never seen... 556 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,258 nor would see again." 557 00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:10,884 Thank you. 558 00:29:13,925 --> 00:29:15,618 Thank you so much. 559 00:29:15,861 --> 00:29:16,931 - No, way. - I think they thought... 560 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:17,889 that the book was awesome. 561 00:29:17,914 --> 00:29:19,233 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 562 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,757 - God, I hope so. - The cover's not too bad. 563 00:29:21,758 --> 00:29:23,591 I'm stoked that my dad is coming to the next reading. 564 00:29:23,592 --> 00:29:27,091 - Mmm, good. - Are you nervous about meeting him? 565 00:29:27,116 --> 00:29:28,608 - No. - I think it'll be fun. 566 00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:32,257 He's pretty laid back. Do you know that he likes to get high? 567 00:29:32,258 --> 00:29:34,841 He's a really nice guy. He might come at you 568 00:29:34,866 --> 00:29:36,532 pretty quick and hard... 569 00:30:30,617 --> 00:30:34,275 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 41120

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