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After 7 years of life upon the
ocean it is time to bid the

seven seas farewell and the
city I've been seven years of

hopes on lies just over the
horizon I can hear the harbor

bell Land Ahoy.

Come on.

Beef gotta work my rotten socks
off if I want to make ends meet

I pour everything I've gotten
to my chocolate it's time to

show the world how I've got 12
to in my pocket

on every street here

How can you pay for it? I've
got

in the half

I knew that

it's everything you said mama
in it's way that you turn

here's my destiny I just need
to will I crash you for up like

a rocket

Nando training.

In this city anyone can be
successful if they've talent

and work hard or so they say
but they didn't mention it

would be so stressful just to
make a dozen silver sovereigns

last more than a day Could you
spare us sovereign for a place

to sleep, love? Of course, Take
all you need. I've got one

silver sovereign in my pocket

and a hat full of and

There we go. For a little
makeup.

Stop. Hey. Shoot. Go away.
Stop. Go away. Shoot. Shoot.

Stop. Sit. About Tittles. Seems
to have an unusual interest in

your legs. Must be these pants.
You got them from the mailman

in Minsk. That would be it.
Tittles would spend all day

pursuing postal workers if he
could. Wouldn't

We're not planning on sleeping
there, are you son? It was just

for a night. By this time
tomorrow, I plan to admit my

fortune. By this time tomorrow,
you'll be No, don't be

ridiculous.

Perhaps it is a little cold for
camping. Unfortunately, I'm not

in a position to pay for them,
sir. To hear that. But as luck

would have it, I know someone
who might be able to help you

out. Here we are Mister Walker.
I'm sweet home. Kiss your

filthy balls off my bad boy you
mindy mat. I have something

better than gin, Mrs. I guess.
Ow.

Morning sir. Welcome to
Scrubbit and Bleachers guest

out in laundry. Make yourself
at home. Warm your cockles by

the fire. Gin. Oh. No doubt.
Yes Missus Scrubbit. Put that

book down and get our guest a
glass of gin. Four man's frozen

after death. Thank you Missus
Scrubbit. Me and your husband

have been so kind to me.
Husband? Im. Oh you'd love that

wouldn't you? Oh I'm holding up
for someone far superior to

that is a peasant. Chin chin.
That is extremely strong stuff.

Yeah you can run cars on that.
So what is it I can do for your

room is it? Mister Wonka is
temporarily embarrassed. I'm

afraid that's true missus
Scrubbin. But all that's about

to change. Oh yeah. You see I'm
something of a magician,

inventor, and chocolate maker.
And first thing tomorrow at the

Gallery Gourmet, I plan to
unveil my most astonishing

creation yet. Prepare to be
amazed as I present to you.

Table. No, it's just for making
tea.

That's for my stew. I'm here
somewhere. Don't you worry

mister Wonka, I can see you're
a man of great ingenuity. And

we've got just the thing for
you. The entrepreneurial

package. Now the room is one
sovereign night but you don't

have to pay till six tomorrow.
Does that give you enough time

to earn a few pennies? More
than enough, Mister Scrubbing.

Thank you. Oh, it's the least I
can do for a stranger in need.

Now, sign here and we're all
done.

I think she was allowed to. Oh,
what did you say? Who's that

in? The girl. Okay. That girl
is the son of like read the

small print and there doesn't
seem to be a lot of fun.

Some coming. Yeah, you don't
listen to Noodle, mister Wong

because she's damaged. Damaged?
Orphan syndrome? Orphan

syndrome? Orphan syndrome? She
was dropped down the laundry

sheet with a bag and I took her
in at the goodness of my art

and I've done my best Mister
Wonka. Honest I have but she's

left with a suspicious nature.
She sees conspiracy everywhere.

Poor girl. I know. These are
just your standard Ts and Cs

but you're welcome to take a
look if you want. I'm just

giving one silver.

Well, that all seems to be in
order. Really? Huh? And then

welcome to scrubbing. There you
are, mister Wonka, the

entrepreneurial suite, 84
poster, and your sink plus.

Soap and there's a little mint
on your pair. Fantastic. What

kind people?

Noodle. Oh, noodle. That's
mister Scrubbit. I've been

looking for you. What do you
want? I want to teach you a

lesson. Stay

ever interfere in my business
again and you'll be in this

coop all week. Do you
understand? Scrubbit. Sorry,

missus Scrubbit.

Ladies and gentlemen of the
Gallery Gourmet, my name is

Willie Wood and I have come to
show you a marvelous morsel. An

incredible edible and
unbeatable. The lights in which

this world has never seen. So
quiet up and listen down. Nope.

Scratch that. Reverse it. I
give to you the hover junk.

Jungle near Mumbai there's a
little hover fly whose wings go

out 1, 000 flaps a second
that's no lie this microscopic

leaves like chocolate more than
leaves and when as nicely lay

precisely one little egg in
each of these when it hatches

from its shell it gives a happy
yell woo hoo how thrilling to

be living in a chocolate hotel
it beats its wings with glee

and then as you will see the
charcoal will levitate and

float most gracefully

And there's chocolate.

You. Into your apocalypse get
yourself some come now I am

you've never let you've never
had chocolate like this.

Miss call the police. Very good
sir. But who wants to travel? I

Mister Slumbert, sir. Excuse
me. Mister Tickle Grover. And

Mister Primus. What an hour.
Ever since I was a little poor.

That is quite a handshake. It's
a business handshake, Mister

Walker. Let's people know I
make business. Not come on.

Let's try one of these
so-called hover chunks.

It's not just chocolate, is it?
Marshmallow. That's right.

Harvested from the Mallow
Marsh's brew. And caramel. A

bucket salted. With the
bittersweet tears and rushing

clown.

Cherry. Cherry picked by the
pick of the cherry pickers from

the Imperial Gardens in Japan.
Well, mister Wonka, I've been

in this business a very long
time and I can safely say that

of all the chocolate I have
ever tasted. This is without

doubt the absolute 100% worst.
Whoo. There we at, ladies and

gentlemen, head endorsement
from Mr. Wait, the worst? We

three are the fiercest of
rivals and yet we agree on one

thing, a Gucci chocolate plain
uncomplicated. Where is this

with all its bells and the
whistles? Where it's just

weird? It's a shame. If you
thought the chocolate was

weird, you're going to hate
what happens next. What's

happening? Oh, what the hell?
That's the hover fly. It's

broken out of its cocoon. It's
flapping its wings. I feel you.

Am I doing this? Yes, don't
worry. It'll be completely

unharmed. In about 20 minutes,
I'll get tired and exit through

your rear. Maybe it's we're
going to fart them out of our

pussies. Yes, I know Rocky made
it. You're not. You're a rocker

walker. Oh, is that right,
Mike? What's a chocolate that

makes it play? Let's find out,
shall we? Who's for Abuja?

Where your phone?

Nothing to see here. It's a
small group of people defying

the laws of gravity. Welcome
boys. That's the hoverchuk,

sir. That's the point. I'm
afraid we've had some

complaints about you, sir.
Complaints. That you're

disrupting the trade of other
businesses. I'm regrettably

obliged to move you on and to
confiscate your her needs. Hey,

what are you doing? Don't
worry, it's going to a good

cause. Sick kids or something.
Sorry, sir. Rules is rules. You

at least leave me aside and you
pay for my room.

Evening Mister Walker. How'd it
go? That quite as well as that

helped. Oh shame. Well I'm
afraid we do have to settle out

now. Well thankfully the room's
taken care of. Leave yourself

Siren. For the room yes but you
have incurred a few extras

during the course of your
residency with myself. Have I?

Yes you have. There was that
glass of gin you had on

arrival. And if I remember
rightly you warmed your cockles

well of a fire. I did indeed.
Scrub it. Copper woman is extra

so. Use your stairs to get to
his room in Oldwood. Oh, then

you got your stair charge and
that is per step, I'm afraid up

and down. Now, tell me mister
Wonka, did you happen to use

the mini bar? There's a mini
bar? Mini bars. By the sink.

Oh, oh. See, even Blitcher
knows, you never touch the mini

bar and he was raised in a
ditch. Add in your mattress

eye, your linen piece, and your
pillow penalty and you are

looking at ten

I don't have 10000 sovereigns.
We have a problem Mister

Wonder. You're going to have to
work it off at the wash house

aren't you? At a sovereign a
day. 10, 000 days. 27 years.

Hey. 4 months. A 16 day. What?

Oh, you must be mister Poonka.
Who are you? I will miss

Crunch, child of the captain.
At least I was. Now, He runs

the place. In your best words
he says, will you answer to me?

Piper Ben, plumber by tree.
This is miss Lottie Bell. Oh.

She don't talk much.

Comedian. They got all of you
too, did they? I'm afraid so.

We each of us found ourselves
in need of a cheap place to

stay and neglected to read the
small print. One moment of

stupidity followed by endless
regret. Sounds like my third

marriage. I'm sorry I do that a
lot. It does. A lot. I've only

been married once then. It
didn't work out. It's going to

be some way out of here. You
don't think we've tried. There

are bars on the window. There's
a dog on the door. And even if

you could get out. That
contract is water tight. If

you're not here at roll call,
missus Scrubbit will call the

police. They'll bring you right
back and she'll charge you a

thousand for the inconvenience.
Here. Alright, everybody. Back

to work. Come along, mister
Wonka. You come with me. If

you're in here on sites. You.

First you pick up the apparel
and you sink it in the barrel

sun scrub then you take it to
the mango and you turn a giant

angle scrub scrub

till it's merry

but when we sing this song but
they don't sing so long. Still

won't go

Room surface. Told you to read
the small print. Say follow me

then. You can't read, can you?
I focus my studies almost

exclusively on chocolate. I
see. Rely on the kindness of

strangers. And look who that's
got you. The staff quarters.

You've got a bed.

Headband. Then and a wash basin
slash toilet. The water comes

in two temperatures. Cool. And
colder. How much do you owe

then? Ten Count yourself lucky.
I owe 30. What? How do you owe

the money? I thought they found
you down the laundry sheet.

Well, you did. Took me in out
of the business of their hearts

and charged me for the
privilege. What a pair of

monsters. The greedy beat the
needy every time, mister Wanda.

Guess just the way of the
world. Oh, come on, Noodle.

That's just your orphan
syndrome talking. By what? Your

orphan singer and we are not
What are you doing? I'm making

chocolate of course. How do you
like it? Dark, white, nutty,

absolutely insane. I don't
know. I've never had any. You

never even No. What? You've
never had chocolate? Still no.

Well, lucky for you Noodle, I
have a selection of the world's

funniest ingredients right here
in my travel factory.

Where'd it begin? Thanks the
question. Silver linings. Made

of condensed thunder clouds and
liquid sunlight. Don't you see

that Aunt Rhea helped me out
the shadow of despair? Just

what we need, what did you say?
Did you always want to make

chocolate? No. Back when I was
your age, I wanted to be a

magician. Not my homeless
could. Lived on the river just

to in a perfect little world

I used to spend every waking
hour trying to come up with

some new trick to impress my
mom.

But the real magic came from
her. Didn't mean a lot of money

but each week she brought home
one cocoa bean. By the time my

birthday came around, there was
enough to make a single bar of

chocolate. But it wasn't just
any old chocolate. Far from it.

This has to be the best combat
in the world. Well, don't know

about that. They say the very
best almost from a place called

the gallery called me. It has
can't be any better than yours

in a month. It's impossible.
Well, Cos it all happens. But

you will know a little secret.

What is it? I tell you and
you're older and you have to

sleep.

We should go Emma. To the
Valley Gourmet. Inside the

show. Yeah.

You. Just a dream.

Every good ban net world time a
dreaing see you althor

Rosa?

E se liga

cineasta

OK?

Só can feel the same way I did
back then. Eating chocolate

with her. What do you mean? My
mom was promised that when I

shared chocolate with the
world, she'd be right there

beside me. I know it sounds
crazy but I always hope you'd

somehow keep that promise. She
might even tell me her secret.

But she hadn't done that. Don't
like it? No. I like it. It's

just

Now, let's say I don't have
chocolate bowl. Be a little

harder. Then, how would you
like to have all the chocolate

you can eat every day for the
rest of your life? A lifetime

supply? A lifetime supply. What
would I have to do? Not much.

Just get me out of here. Are
you crazy? It's easy. I'll get

someone to cover my shed and
you can smug me out in your

laundry cart. Just for a few
hours, mine. Nobody to know

what's gone. What's the point
of that? Just have chocolate,

of course. Let's let the
profits pay off me to scrub it

in no time. It's a nice idea,
Willy. It's a great idea. But

it'll never work. Course it
will. Beat your chalk. You

don't understand. This is Scrub
it's like a hawk. It keeps our

beauty eye on everything that
comes in and out of the wise

shall succeed. What is it? No,
it's nothing. Double hunt.

That's not nothing. That's a
silver lining. It's a good

idea. Okay. So the one time she
got off the garbage list a

whistle crack came to
Celaunche. He was only asking

for directions but she was all
over him like a rash. It looks

disgusting. Hello. All we have
to do is find a new wrist to

crack and slip out while she's
distracted. Yeah, but whenever

you want to find our Instagram.

A double huh? See the pencil
paper? Uh-huh. I got an idea.

I felt to make a confession.
You sound great fellas. Keep it

up.

Forgive me Father for I have
sinned.

And 50 of these since my last
confession. Temptation is very

hard to

Set me down. I'll see you
later.

Good evening, chief. There were
waiting. Thank you very much.

Good evening gentlemen. I
brought my invoice. One

chocolatier moved on for the
usual fee. Here we go, baby.

Here's the good stuff. Tell me,
chief. How would you like to

earn a few more of those? Oh, I
was thinking. We think that

mister Ponker might require a
bit more than simply moving on.

Oh, he's good. Too good. And
what's more, he only charges a

softline of chocolate. So,
anyone can afford them. Even

the

The poor? Who am I? Yo, dear.
I've just been a little bit

sick in my mouth. Could you
please refrain from mentioning

that demographic in my
presence? He doesn't like

you've had people saved for.
Sorry, Felix. We want you to

send Wonka a message. Backed up
by physical force. But if he

attempts to sell chocolate in
his time again, he is liable to

meet with a little ex. In which
he dies. Yeah, no, I I got that

already. You don't have to keep
saying it. I'm just making sure

we're all on the same page. And
that one's on your page. What's

that supposed to mean? But I
don't mean. Actually, what does

it mean? Gentlemen, please. So,
what do you say chief? Do we

have a deal? Listen, fellas.
I'm no officer of the law. I

can't just go around roughing
up your competition.

Well done G. See that you're a
man of integrity. Thank you.

But ask yourself this. Have you
got a sweet tooth? I do.

Have you got a sweet tooth I do
where we've got everything you

need don't give me that
conscience

you. 1 00 of your favorites
sorry I'm afraid it's no I

promise the wife I got down on
chocolate yo I gotta get in

shape for the policeman's balls
so think about your sweet tooth

I do I've had it since I your
naughty little sweet tooth it's

true the only thing that brings
you joy don't look at your

waistline it's fireman who
needs to see their toes so 700

boxes That's a lot of
chocolate. No.

Everyone, let's give it to

you're going to sleep Fellas. I
do really. Yeah.

Oh yeah well we've got lots and
lots and lots and lots and lots

and lots of

is amazing what a tailor can
conceal. Keep your wretched

chocolates 1800 boxes oh

Bye. Duffle fries. Cut in

Oh wow. Unmistakable sound of
love. You watch?

She's madly in love with you.
Missus Scrubbert. Best son? And

why not? Look at you. Fine
finger of a man. You just need

to tidy yourself up a little
bit. Get some new clothes. Have

a bath. A bath? You do know
what they say, right? What did

they say? She'll be thankful
for an ankle. Yes. And pleased

to see her knees. Alright. But
if you want to make her a side.

Oh man. Show her some pie.

In there.

I don't

Nothing. Do you not like that
code noodle? Right. I was

collecting lunch from professor
the other day. Yeah. He's

writing a book about the
Bavarian Royal family. Bully?

He's got sketches of no woman
all over his wall. So? This one

looks rather familiar.

Blow me. That looks exactly
like Mr. Bleacher. Are you

telling me bleacher is a
Bavarian aristocrat? Go and get

my gin.

Then you put it to the mango
making sure you don't

Oh Tiddles, here's your chance
to chew my mailman hands.

Something must be going on
because we never change our

songs.

Maybe.

Willy Walker's Wild and
Wonderful Wishy Washy Waka

Walker. Say it again. Tittles
gets to run and I can have fun.

Scrub scrub. Just popping out
for a bit. I'll be back before

roll call. Until then, Tittles
has agreed to. Scrub, scrub.

So, tell me all about Valeria.
Where? Where your song?

Did it. Well done Noodle. Can't
believe it worked. Wait till

you see how much chocolate I
made last night. We sold this

and we're going to be. What's
going on, Willie? Not again.

Where are the chocolates? I'm
not going to tell you this

noodle butt. They've been
stolen. Stolen. Who bought? The

little orange man. What? The
little orange man. I didn't

tell you about him? No, you
didn't. He's my nemesis. Doctor

Ai. Comes in the dead of the
night and he steals all my

chocolate. Been having every
few weeks for the past three, 4

years now? Really? Sometimes I
spy him in strange realm. It's

like sleeping awake. Green hair
glinting in the moonlight.

Green hair. Linda Ashley. Lily.
Lily. You don't seriously

expect me to believe this do
you? Of course I do. What other

explanation is there? I don't
know. That's you go to sleep.

Dream my little green man.
Orange man green hair. And

while you're dreaming stuff
your face with chocolate. Stuff

my that makes a lot more sense.
Why I'd ever think this would

work? I've been eating all my
own chocolate. Stupid silver

linings. Hey. It's a stupid
about my chocolate? If missus

Scrubberhead spotted us, I'd be
in the coop right now. But I'm

sorry, okay? But we can make
more chocolate. Only problem is

I'm a lot of milk. Well, that's
not a problem. Milk. A, that is

stealing. And C, Willy Wonka
does not use any cow's milk.

For this particular creation, I
require the milk of a giraffe.

Okay, fine. As a matter of
fact, there's one at the zoo.

Pika. But A, the zoo is not
that way. Great. And B, they're

not going to let you just walk
in there and milk it. Ooh, that

my dear doodle. So I'm a very
lucky little orange man. Didn't

find this.

What is it? From zoo
management. Recognition of your

years of service. Well, I've
only been here a year. Which is

why there's only one chocolate.
Well thank you very much. Good

night. Well done, Noodle. So,
what is it really? It's called

a big night out. A single
chocolate that perfectly mimics

a night on the town. Outer
layer, a champagne truffle. The

next is white wine. Followed by
red. That's when the singing

and dancing starts. It's when
you hit fillet or whiskey fudge

you'll get emotional. He might
do something reckless. Hello

Quinnie. It's Basil. I just
wanted to say I've always loved

you. I love you so much. Wolf.
It's Basil Bolt. We sat

together in chemistry at
school. No no no hang up.

Finally some old pork from the
back of the cupboard.

Let's go.

Why don't they fly away?
Perhaps they haven't thought of

it. You're kidding. No, I'm
serious. That's the thing about

flamingos. Thinking someone
shooting away.

Dress.

You have got to learn how to
eat. You're narrowly eating by

a tiger? Narrowly is the
keyword there you go. I've

nearly been eaten by a lot of
things and none of them got

more than a nibble. Giraffe.
Okay, I want her to read.

Good evening. Abigail. Abigail.
I brought a tissue in there.

Giraffes are just crazy about
my acacia meds. Love more than

anything else. Except being
scratching the chain, you see?

Are you good to go now? Me.

Thinks she likes you. And this
Abigail, if my colleague here

gives you a good scratch, do
you think you could possibly

spare a pint or two of your
milk?

So, have you done this before?
Once in Africa. Magnificent

beast. Was she wild? Wild. She
was absolutely furious. You

sure can be silly, Willy. I
suppose that's true, Noodle.

True Doesn't work, does it?
Nothing rhymes in Noodle.

Where'd you get that name
anyway? Doesn't matter. Oh, go

on.

That's all I have for my real
parents. See? And for Noodle.

Or Nora or Nina. Or nothing at
all. You don't think I've

tried? When I was a kid, I
always hoped that I'd find my

parents and they'd live in this
beautiful old building full of

books. My mom, she'd be waiting
there for me at the door and

I'd run into her arms. She'd
give me this big hug like she'd

never let me go. Then I
realized it was just a stupid

dream. Something stupid about
that. Isn't there? I know

things haven't been easy for
you, Noodle. They're going to

get better. I'm not going to
let you ride in that wash house

forever. You promise?

I think you promise. And that's
the most solemn vow there is.

Get scratched. We don't have
long until that guard comes

Toodle, Noodle. It's not even a
word. I'm going to keep working

on it. For a moment to doesn't
seem quite so bad

moment I kind of forgot to be

eternal

but don't get carried away.
Never let down your guard let

them into your

not for I got it, Noodle.
Listen to this. Old man some

people don't answer. Snakes

spots in this. I'll meet you
when I get the car. Male

officer, if this is about
Abigail, I got a message for

you, pal. Whoa. Not sell
chocolate in this town. You got

it? Not really I'm afraid. Oh
so you got a mic on you huh

Candy Man? I said

You hear me that time? I have
water in my ears. Yeah. Okay,

that makes sense. Listen, I'm
sorry. I I I'm all out of

whack. Truth is, I don't want
him doing this. I don't want

you to be doing this. But I
still gotta give you a message.

Sell chocolate in this town
again. You're going to get more

than a bunk in the head. I
don't want a bunk in the head.

But he's with me today. Action.
Can you give me just a second

for?

Missus Scrubbit, your eyes are
like two rabbit droppings and a

couple of pulse cuts. Oh. See
you downstairs.

Mister Wonka, good of you to
join us. Not late, am I? Well,

no, cutting it a bit fine but.
Still's been pulling his

weight. As a matter of fact,
Tittles has been a very good

boy and productivity is up 30%.
We took the afternoon off. But

that's not the point. This is
the point. Not now, Larry.

Sorry. The point is, where have
you been? And why do you spell

a giraffe? Guess I owe you guys
an explanation. The truth is,

I'm a chocolate maker. Not just
any chocolate. The best in the

world. Well, noodles
flatteringly but she's right.

Very exquisite. Plan is to sell
chocolate and pay off missus

Scrubbing. At least, that was
the plan until. Oh, let me

guess. You had a little run in
with the chief of police. How

do you know that? Because I was
slugwith's accountant for a

week at least. His regular
people was off sick. And I was

called halfway across the
country to take his place. Good

evening, Mister Slugmouth. I
just need your signature on

signed a straightforward job.
Until I realized there were two

sets of books. One for the
authorities and one which told

the truth. Slugmouth, fickle
groomer and prognos for years.

A sort of choco cartel if you
will. They've been watering

down their chocolate and
storing the excess in a secret

vault deep beneath the
cathedral guarded round the

clock by a corrupt cleric and
500 chocoholic monks. The only

way in is down a secret
elevator and pass the mistress

of the keys. The subterranean
cent-in-law who hasn't seen

sunlight in years. Thousands of
gallons of chocolate down there

and the class hell use it to
bribe blackmail and to bludgeon

the competition. Next time, put
your foot down. Good morning,

missus Lugworth. From now on,
I'll be keeping the letter into

the pot.

You're fired. Very good job.
I'm sorry Mister Wonker. But

they've got you right where
they You can't get a shop

without selling chocolate and
you can't sell chocolate

without shop. Hey, Noodle.
Noodle. What is it Willy? Watch

out. What?

What's this for? Your wages. A
lifetime supply, remember? You

didn't have to do that. Of
course I did. I gave you my

word.

I've got something for you too.
For me?

What's this? Glass half full?
Other way up. Glass half empty.

It's an A. Your first letter.
I'm teaching you to read. Oh

no. Well I can't have my
business partner even by a

tiger. Or nearly even. So we're
still partners? Sure but I

don't know how we're going to
sell any chocolate. Every time

the police show up you'd have
to vanish in the thin air. Like

a magician. Oh Yeah, that's one
thing when you're on stage. You

have ropes and bullies and trap
doors. There's none of those in

the street. As a matter of
fact, they're wrong. There are

trap doors all over the city.
They're called storm drains.

I'd be happy to show you around
if you cut me in on the action.

If you're recruiting, I'll do
anything to get out of here and

make up with my wife. I don't
have any practical skills but I

can talk like I'm underwater.
And if you need someone to

handle communication, I'm your
woman. Well, honey, Well, why

are you all staring at me? I
did not know if she could

speak. I thought you were mine.
No, I actually used to work at

the telephone exchange but back
then I was quite the chat boxer

but didn't I came near her? I
haven't had much detail to it.

Far be it from me to pour cold
water on all your thumb but if

missus Scrubbit catches you
trying to escape, you'll all

get six months in the coop. So,
just think about that before

getting involved in this hair
brain scheme. But it's not hair

brained, Abacus. Woolies
chocolates are incredible. Try

one. That's very kind of your
noodle. I don't care how good

his chocolates are. When it was
dark.

Will you marry me? I don't
know, Bolin. You're a lovely

man but I'm looking for someone
to sweep me off my feet, you

know, whisk me off to a life of
adventure. Could that be you?

Oh. Love my chronic lack of
self-confidence. I I'd best be

off. Over Colin. Sorry to have
wasted your time Marba. Taxi.

Hey, this **** getting

Have

you been following me?

And you'll be dancing to a
different tune goodbye to

feeling small and frightened of
it all just eat a few of these

and you'll be feeling 10 feet
tall

doesn't even work here.

Ever had talk in my bed.

Have you tried this new one?
Oh, got to have go. Just pop

one in and everything becomes a
Broadway show. That means you

got to all that you say if you
want choreograph. Monster hair

can they wear

from the markets of Manila take
any more than three and you'll

end up like a gorilla

and they're tumbling

I'll put a sock in it.

I've never let

Not a bit of it. What's that
now? You're talking nonsense.

Understand it.

I don't

you

had chocolate like this

have you ever

Alright, where is he? Where'd
he go?

So that's how you're doing it.
I want a man on every storm

train in the city. Are you sure
sir? Should we be focusing on

all those unsolved votes? No.
No. This is the priority.

Okay, you know what? I'm
going to need your help up.

Yep. Pretty sure I've gained
about 150 pounds in the last 2

weeks.

Get. What the **** Double. Let
me out of here. I demand to be

released. Incredible. You can
speak. Well, of course I can

speak. Now, let me out of here
or I shall shriek. Let me out.

Now, until I take a good look
at you. Good evening. So,

you're the funny little man
who's been following me. Funny

little dam. How dare you? I
will have you know that I am a

perfectly respectable size
following Ompa Lompa. Number

what now? In fact, in
Lumpaland, I am regarded as

something of a whopper. They
call me lofty. So, I will thank

you to stop goping at me as
though I was something

unpleasant you found in your
handkerchief. I find it

uncomfortable and frankly rude.
Now, let me out of here. You

have absolutely no right to go
around and bottling innocent

strangers. Innocent? Hold on.
You've been stealing from me

for years. Well, you started
it. Me. You stole our cocoa

beans. What are you talking
about? Do you mean that you

don't even remember? Remember
what? The day you destroyed my

life. Now, I don't remember
that. Well then young man,

allow me to refresh your
memory. In the form of a song

so ruinlessly, Sachi, that it
may never leave your mind. Oh,

I don't think I want to hear
that. Too late. I've started

dancing now. Once we've
started, we can't stop it,

Jimmy.

I've got a tragic tale for you.
If you are wise, you'll listen

to me.

The

You gotta be kidding me. I
follow the wall Wow. Um Mister

Lumpa, if you're leaving that's
a reasonable penalty for taking

three beans. Four beans. Four
beans? Then I'm sure we can

come in some sort of
understanding but I can't give

you my entire supply.

Very well. I tell you what. You
read me out of here and we can

discuss it like a gentleman.
Hm?

Thank you. Now, would you be so
very kind as to pass me that

miniature frying pan? This one?
No, not the the heavier one.

Hmm, but I always say that is
quite a beast, isn't it? Now,

come a little closer. There's a
little closer, closer, closer,

come on, cozy on up. There we
are.

Do not negotiate. Good day,
sir. This is the last jar. I

said good day. I He came back?
Yes, but this time I set a

track and he walked right into
it. So, where is he? Uh we have

fight, you see? He won. Pick me
on the head with a frying panic

and jump down the window. Of
course he You don't believe me,

do you? Honestly, no. No. No.
No. Definitely not to. As it so

happens, we will need to start
shopping today. Why is that?

You know that shop? The one
you've been dreaming of?

Now, I know what you're
thinking. May need a little

work. Looks like someone left
the water running 20 years ago

and the ceiling fell through
and the ceiling above that and

the ceiling above that. But
that means we can afford it for

a week anyway. And we finally
be legitimate. The police

wouldn't have any excuse to
keep bothering us. So, what do

you think, boy? Do you like it?
I like it.

No. I mean, look at this place.
I mean, yeah, it's a wreck but

the potential, the bones. You
mark my words. This is going to

be the best chocolate shop the
world has ever seen. Whoo. You

won't be scrub scrubbing much
longer, dude. We'll all be

free. As free as flamingos.

There's six of them in total,
including the little girl. She

seems to be the brains of the
operation. They're based out of

a laundry called scrub it and
bleach in them. Scrub it.

That's right. Why? You know it?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

They just went in a shop. So
legally, I can't touch them but

illegally. I'm happy to do
whatever you guys want. You

want them all to have a little
accident? In which they die.

Not a problem. But it's
going to cost you a lot more

chocolate. It's alright, chief.
And also I be grateful for in

advance because the last boxes
you gave me, they're gone.

Whoo. I've been eating these
little gift cases for the for

the past three days. You know,
you think they're going to give

you the same hit? They don't.
There's plenty more where that

came from. You stand down for
now. Give your call when the

time's right.

What is it, Arthur? The girl.
You don't really think it could

be her, do you? I do. You
always assured us, you wouldn't

be a problem. He's right. You
did assurance. Then she went

there. Normal bunker.

Anyways eight one 2 one.

Just a minute dad. Good
evening. Good evening. Where is

it puff you are?

To what do we owe the honor?
You had a guess. And Mister

Funker, even sneaking out to
sell chocolate with the help of

your serving girl. You brat.
Well, quite. I wondered if you

might help me put an end to
their

go mama.

Ladies and gentlemen, greetings
to you all and welcome to

Watkins. Tremendous things are
in store both literally and

metaphorically. One, in them,
humor me. Close your eyes and

count to ten make a wish Open
them. Here's a store that's

like no other if it were I
wouldn't bother chocolate

bushes chocolate trees
chocolate

Okay.

Mister Wonka? Yeah? Going on
here? That's impossible.

Yeti sweat? Yeti sweat. The
most powerful hair potion in

the world. I didn't put it in
there. Ladies and gentlemen,

your attention please. There
appears to be a manufacturing

ever. Nobody eat the flowers.
Uh why not? What's wrong with

them? What's the matter with
this toadstool? My daughter

took one bite and just look at
her. There's nothing wrong with

chocolate milk. Is it? I'm
terribly sorry everyone and I

don't know how to explain this
but it appears have been

poisoned. Poison my child. I
didn't I didn't poison them. I

want my money back. I want
compensation but I want

revenge.

And that I believe is the end
of Poco's Chocolate Shop.

You know and What? What
happened? Isn't it obvious? The

chocolate cartel. It's okay,
Willie. We can rebuild. We can

start again. There's no point,
you know? It didn't work. She

promised she would be here. She
wasn't. You didn't actually

think that. No, I did.

Stupid. Dream. Don't say that,
Willie. Please, don't ever do

it. Come on, Noble. I think
Mister Walker needs to be

alone.

Every good thing in this world
started with a dream.

So you hold on to yours. And
when you do share chocolate

with the world, I'll be right
there beside you.

Terrible shame what happened to
him. Take irresponsible? Well,

not personally. We may have
encouraged missus Scrubbage to

enhance your creations. We paid
her to poison them. Yes, thank

you, Gerald. You're welcome.
So, why have you come? To glow?

Uh mister Walker, I don't waste
my time with that sort of

thing. We've come to offer you
a deal. Is the precise amount.

This is for the number
cruncher, the plumber, the

telephoneist, the so-called
funny man, and this is for the

girl. Now he couldn't have been
extra for her. So do you get a

place to live, clothes, toys?

Oh yes, Mister Wonka. You could
change her life. Change all

their lives. What would I ask
him? Leave town.

Never make chocolate again. If
there's a boat sailing at

midnight and for their sake as
much as Rome, I hope you're on

board.

Sorry noodle

I guess I got carried away

sorry doodle.

Hope you'll forgive me checking
out our

I just wanted it

who made it was a kid

sorry no

Mister Wonka, your ticket at
one way to the North Pole. It's

premium economy. Yeah,
basically economy. I mean,

yeah. You get a little more leg
room, a complimentary packet of

peanuts. Is it worth the extra?
I don't know but these guys, we

don't need to go to detail.
Goodbye. Mister Wonka.

I'm not a premium

that's what

So glad you're here. Oh, I'm
not going to let you out of my

sight, will you vodka? After
you've paid your beard, but I

bring glad tidings on that
spoon. Who's that? I've been

doing my songs. One more jar
and the evening or if you

prefer, I will accept half a
jar of those volumes and

objects. I don't eat chocolate
anymore. Oh Deb, please don't

tell me you'll get a dead
stream of this ridiculous deal.

I have to. For Noodle. I
promised her a better life. I

think he promised. You should
stand up says Buddhas. Give him

the old gun too. That's what an
important

But if you are determined to
just sit there feeling sorry

for yourself, I am going flat.
Good night, son.

Huh?

What it is. Well it's obviously
something because you said huh

I'm sorry. Forget it.

Girl, you did it again. Tell me
what it is or I shall poke you

quite viciously with the
cocktail station. Look, for

Slugworth shook my hand, this
ring left to work. See? It's an

A, surrounded by S's. So what?
His name is Arthur Slugworth.

It's probably a family ring.
Yes, but Noodle has one just

like it. Noodle? Uh huh. Why
would Noodle the orphan have a

slug worth family thing?
There's only one reason I can

think of. Which is? And if I'm
correct, Noodle can be in grave

danger. Well, come on because
it is out produced for our

wisdom. There's no time. I get
back. Captain. Won't go. Come

back here. Won't go. I demand
an explanation. Captain. On

second floors. The explanation
we made.

I

Well gentlemen, one day short
the tier as requested. Miss

Papa? Yes, missus Sudler. Give
me the cheapest chocolate.

My my. What a lot of long faces
this morning. It's almost as

though you lot had a sneaky
little schemes done riddle out

of your contracts. Which
spectacularly Miss Fires. I've

got some good news for you lot
not that you deserve it. Your

friends Mister Wonka done a
deal with Mister Slagworth.

What? Gave up on his dreams a
set of your accounts. Mister

Grunch. Present.

You'll break it down. Bow.
Bang. Yeah you gotta tell them

twice. Travels work. You've
been a terrible audience. Good

night. Yeah well you ain't too
much of a comedian mate. I

know. Scotch something. You
scare me. And finally, Noodle.

Biggest pile a lot. But this
isn't to pay your bill. This is

to keep you here. What do you
mean? My friend, Mister

Slugworth, doesn't think my
last of it lurching is like you

should be out in the streets
lowering the tone. So he gave

me this money to keep you down
in the wash house for good. And

I'm only too happy to oblige.
Hey, Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

You don't think it's a Lord, do
you? What? Well, you made it

up, you stupid old head. Why
not get your coat bargain? Take

them off you.

I'm hungry.

I thought you'd die. Slugworth
promised you a better life but

you didn't exactly keep this
side partner. So I came back.

Build it. Hey dude. He wants me
locked up forever. Yeah, that

figures. Why? What's he got
against me? I don't know who,

not for sure. All I know for
certain is that he won't be

safe until Slugworth is behind
bars. And how exactly is that

supposed to happen? Beverages.
You said the car talk keep a

regular of all their dirty
deeds. In green lecture yes. So

we can get hold of that. We can
prove that they poison our

chocolate. Scrubbing bleacher
would go to jail and we'll all

be free. Yes, but may I remind
you they plead that legit in a

vault. God did buy a corrupt
cleric. 500 chocoholic monks.

Mm hmm. That's all true. But I
went for a long cold swim this

morning. Cold water is very
good for the brain stimulants

and neural pathways. And after
just four it came to me. How an

ingenious orphan, an
accountant, a plumber, a

telephone exchange operator,
and a man who can speak

underwater. Combine those
talents and pull off the heist

of the century. But even if we
do get our hands on that

ledger, the cartel will simply
bribe their way out of trouble.

It's what they do. The greedy
be the needy, Willy. It's just

the way of the world. Right. I
guess that's why there's one

other thing to do. What's that?

Where do we start?

Excuse me, sir. Can you just
wear a piece of chocolate for a

star of an orphan? I'm sorry my
child. I don't have any on me.

Oh,

Yes.

Employees for weeks.

Everything alright back there?
Everything's fine. Isn't it?

She might want the duck. Tell
her she might want to what?

Duck.

Good morning brother. Now, as
you all know, it's Baron from

Schmeichel Hammer's funeral
today and his widow is a bit of

a pious type. So, I don't want
to see anyone eating chocolate

during the services. We all
know that one day, we should be

judged for our sins but it's
not going to be today.

Drop.

Take your towel.

In the most unexpected ball.

What have I done to deserve
this? You know what you've done

students. You've sold yourself
a 30 pieces of chocolate.

Hello, operator. How murder at
your corner? I need the zoo.

It's an emergency. Potting
through to the escape animal

department now. Two.

Lay it down you animals. What?
Oh yeah. I think we did lose a

giraffe. Okay jeez I'll send
the guys around.

Oh **** me. I am a sinner. A
weak and

I'm so sorry for your loss.
We're just having a few

technical difficulties. Um so
you might want to pop the blade

barren down from Minister. Are
you the cleric who called about

the giraffe?

Okay.

I

Thanks for all your hard work.
Father Julie this is a

chocolate cart elf. Oh that's
nice. Here we are father.

Three, two.

**** it down.

I could have been happy if I
threw a bird away. I'll give

him a call. No I can't. I will
give him a call.

Ah. Hello? Basil, it's Wennie.
You were right. What are the

chances? I'm staying in
chemistry class for the

happiest life.

I

Sorry about this, sir. The
seafood spilled in snow. The

semi-flasted flamingos about
this didn't smell hurry a long

hour ago. The Town Square was
closed this morning after a

bizarre incident as the city
cathedral delaying the funeral

of noted philanthropist Baron
Von Schmeichelhammer.

Amen.

Sorry. I'd miscope that. Hello,
pulpit. Father, everything

alright then? Oh, yes, missus
Slugwood. All tickety boo? At

least it is now. What do you
mean by that? Oh, we had a

giraffe in here earlier. I had
to clear the whole place for

about 20 minutes when it came
back to normal. And then. Down

the flamingos, Donovan. You're
it. Yes, sir.

Anything? Nothing. Keep
looking. It's not in here,

Willie. The advocacy said that
it was here. Harbas has been in

a what's up for the past four
years. Maybe all the scrubbing

has gone to his head. It's all
that's down here is just a

bunch of stupid old chocolate.

Mommy, look.

I didn't even know.

Mister one cup.

Whats

Mr. Slugworth. As a matter of
fact, I do. That belongs to my

brother, Z See my father? A
homeless romantic is what he

wants. Feel in love with a
common little bookworm and died

before they could marry. Levy
sole heir to the family of

fortune. Or so I thought. But
nine months later, your mother

turned up on my doorstep,
begging me to get a doctor for

sick, the newborn. I said I
could help. But you didn't, did

you? No, Instead you put me
down on laundry ship. I hide

it. Missus Scrubbett found me.
She saw the ring. Thought it

was an end and called me
middle. It was Z for seventy.

Well, When your mother
returned, I told her he would

die. She was heartbroken, of
course, that time. I gave her a

handful of sovereigns and had
her escorted from my property.

What was her name? Dang. My mom
What was her name? Let me see

it. Um No, I don't think I can
remember that. I'm sorry but

you have to understand. She was
very poor. You're what? Sorry,

Felix. Her name is Dorothy.
Dorothy Smith says so right

here. Dorothy? Oh, what do you
know? I guess you did teach me

to read after all. Well, this
is all very touching. But back

to business, we'll take that
back in place. How much

chocolate do you have to factor
in this difficult rule down?

Yeah, about 80, 000 calories.
No problem. Seventy-five? I got

one50. That should be enough.
For what? Death by chocolate.

On you go.

Uh gentlemen, Considering the
situation, I wondered if you do

a good deed on my behalf. No
good deed. There's no pointless

act of selfish. Yes, of course.
Mister Walker. What would you

like us to do? I was wondering
if you could give this to

someone. Only if you haven't
seen him. Who is he? Little

orange man. Hey? Little orangey
man. About eight inches high

with orange skin and bright
green hair. I owe him a jar of

chocolates, you see? No I think
they just might be the best I

ever made. But in that case,
I'll make sure he gets the best

tonight.

Farewell Mister Bonker. Action.

We going to do bully? I'll
think of something.

Best chocolate he ever made.

I'm done. What is it? Did you
think of something? Yes, I did.

If we're going to drown in
chocolate, it looks amazing.

We're going to drown each
other. Then, it's going to be

Wonka chocolate. We're not
going to drown, Willie. Look,

there's a light. Let the
chocolate lift us up. We'll

bang on the glass. Praise
somebody hears us. That's a

much better idea. I Ah,
gentlemen. It was a bit of a

close shame this morning and I
was wondering if perhaps we

could rethink our arrangement
or Oh.

Father.

You are the chocolate. Do you
think we should have saved some

little orange man? Tell me a
joke. Yes. Yes. I am. Sorry,

William. Because there's no
such thing as a little orange

band.

Somebody help me.

Somebody's coming. Look. Look.

I'm sorry Nick. Don't be. You
found my family. A mom who

loved me. That's all I ever
wanted. Deep breath now.

Exquisite. You mustn't let
yourself get so worked up. It's

just a bit of chocolate it was
actually by chocolate.

You have made a very grave
Adam, gentlemen. Steal from an

Cuz we are the least.
Restraining noodle. We've been

saved.

Thank goodness you're okay. I
came as fast as I could.

Car shrunk. I'm sure it did.
Have you nothing to worry about

chief? All under control. A
couple of thieves broke in but

I'm afraid they met in a little
accident. In which they died. I

wouldn't be so sure about that.
Officer, would you kindly take

a look at this? It details
every single illegal payment

these men have ever made.
Thousands of them. Albable,

don't listen to her. She's
lying. Of course, she is. She's

not, sir. She's absolutely
right. It's incredible. Oh,

then that sounds like a case
for the chief of police. So you

give it to me young boy. I'll
I'll take it off your hands you

know. Security paperwork. Can't
do that I'm afraid sir. Why is

that? Because your name is
written down. Huh? A lot.

Gentlemen. You're under arrest.
That's okay. Alright. Give it

one second.

He didn't eat any of those
chocolates. Why? Because

they're hover chugs. Delayed
action. They're extra strong.

You think you can be clever
than Jai Wonka? Well, there's a

billion somethings of chocolate
beneath our feet. We'll get the

best lawyers. If we have to.
We'll be fine. I wish I had

done that.

Hey, Noodle.

I don't want to you'll come
down eventually. Probably, I

think. But until then,

Willy Wonka, and friends. I
invite you to enjoy our

You come.

Oh.

Is it as good as you remember?
Every little bit.

Which could last forever.

Time for what? Do you know how
many people in this city are

named D Smith? One hundred and
six. And luckily, you have a

friend who worked at the
telephone exchange and she

spent the entire afternoon
ringing around. Guess what? We

found her. You found my mom?
She works in the library.

That's where she lives. Come
on, Noodle.

With

and you'll be

in a world pure imagination.
Reach

show

you simply look at them and

somebody to

going anywhere until you've
paid your debt. Now, I know

you've tried. Is very clear on
this subject until such time as

the trumpet is physically in my
hand.

Thank you for saving my life.
But suppose that concludes our

business. I will now return to
my beloved. Where the coco

beans growing disappointing
with small numbers. Friends of

Darren Men. What? Thought they
called you lofty. The truth is

that I am quarter of inch
below, Elvis. They call me

Shorty Towns. Oh, there it is.
Good day, you son. That's a

shame you have to go. I said
good day. I'm going to share my

chocolate with the world. I'm
going to need more than a shot.

I'm sure you will. I'm going to
need a factory. Good luck with

that. And someone's ahead of
the tasting department. The

tasting department. Alright.
Well.

It's a ruined cast. Take a look
and you'll see into your

imagination. Right there,
Robert Dash. We'll begin with a

spin travelling in the my
creation and what we'll see

fine

does defy explanation.

And

on the wrong list. I'll show it
to

Lord.

Sueña ya y cuenta diez. Ponte
soy