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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,483 --> 00:00:10,073 There's a full-on revolt coming. 2 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:11,081 _ 3 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:14,112 You're a loser who commands no respect whatsoever. 4 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,050 I respect him. 5 00:00:15,053 --> 00:00:16,343 This school has had worse. 6 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:19,026 You need to bring a hot date. 7 00:00:19,028 --> 00:00:20,651 Show Snodgrass you're over it. 8 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,050 I have a master plan. 9 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:23,660 Think you should just keep searching around 10 00:00:23,662 --> 00:00:25,066 for a publisher that's more suitable. 11 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,128 - One that has a full head of hair. - Oh! 12 00:00:27,131 --> 00:00:29,105 - What has gotten into you? - Hey guys... 13 00:00:29,108 --> 00:00:31,149 In college, when Kevin and I were dating, 14 00:00:31,152 --> 00:00:32,484 you said he was gay. 15 00:00:32,487 --> 00:00:34,425 Stop making up lies. 16 00:00:34,428 --> 00:00:35,668 Don't... 17 00:00:35,671 --> 00:00:37,129 D'you like my little present? 18 00:00:38,936 --> 00:00:40,097 I roofied in his drink. 19 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:41,307 You wanna go back to my place? 20 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,362 Yep. 21 00:01:06,239 --> 00:01:08,029 Why are you alone? Where's Russell? 22 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:09,530 Couldn't make it. 23 00:01:09,531 --> 00:01:11,792 I think he had to work on his marriage. 24 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:14,363 What the fuck? Russell's supposed to be here! 25 00:01:14,364 --> 00:01:16,154 I always show up for his shit. 26 00:01:16,155 --> 00:01:18,571 I'm getting sick and tired of him being so goddamn selfish. 27 00:01:18,572 --> 00:01:20,988 Well, I've been doing some digging on my own, 28 00:01:20,989 --> 00:01:22,863 and I think I might have cracked the case. 29 00:01:22,864 --> 00:01:25,697 Statistics show the prep is usually 30 00:01:25,698 --> 00:01:27,071 someone who's close to you. 31 00:01:27,072 --> 00:01:30,530 Perhaps someone you were romantically involved with. 32 00:01:30,531 --> 00:01:33,863 My guess: it's your ex-wife Gale. 33 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:35,363 Yeah. 34 00:01:35,364 --> 00:01:37,071 Jesus Christ! Look... 35 00:01:37,072 --> 00:01:39,488 I know you've expressed an interest in helping me solve my case, 36 00:01:39,489 --> 00:01:41,613 and I have indulged that, but this is hopeless. 37 00:01:41,614 --> 00:01:44,113 Come on, boss, no. We can solve this case. 38 00:01:44,114 --> 00:01:46,948 Case is closed. Russell doesn't even show up anymore. 39 00:01:50,739 --> 00:01:52,655 What the fuck, Gamby? 40 00:01:52,656 --> 00:01:55,321 We were just hanging out. We're just friends. 41 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:57,459 Uh, none of my business, boss. 42 00:01:57,462 --> 00:01:59,530 You're goddamn right, Nash. Okay, zip your lips. 43 00:01:59,531 --> 00:02:00,905 You didn't see a goddamn thing here. 44 00:02:00,906 --> 00:02:03,655 Hey, Nash, you know what you saw. 45 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,068 We're in love. 46 00:02:06,948 --> 00:02:08,029 No, we're not. 47 00:02:15,107 --> 00:02:19,778 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 48 00:02:26,114 --> 00:02:28,155 Could I have a biscuit, please? 49 00:02:38,823 --> 00:02:41,405 Babydoll, this is no way for a married couple to live. 50 00:02:41,406 --> 00:02:43,196 - I agree. - Well, if you agree, 51 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,113 then why aren't you following the therapist's advice? 52 00:02:45,114 --> 00:02:47,363 We're supposed to be communicating. 53 00:02:47,364 --> 00:02:48,697 Dr. Portino also said 54 00:02:48,698 --> 00:02:50,905 that we should be practicing unconditional honesty. 55 00:02:50,906 --> 00:02:52,780 Fine. Honesty Check. 56 00:02:52,788 --> 00:02:56,136 These scrambled eggs are hard as hell, and they taste wretched. 57 00:02:56,139 --> 00:02:59,029 See? Honesty is not always the best policy. 58 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,986 Nope. It is the best policy. Always. 59 00:03:01,989 --> 00:03:03,154 I can keep going. 60 00:03:03,155 --> 00:03:04,571 Honesty check. 61 00:03:04,572 --> 00:03:06,196 I still have anger towards you. 62 00:03:06,197 --> 00:03:08,363 In fact, I cursed your name earlier 63 00:03:08,364 --> 00:03:10,405 when I was masturbating in the shower and secretly hoped 64 00:03:10,406 --> 00:03:12,655 that we wouldn't have to see each other this morning. 65 00:03:12,656 --> 00:03:14,446 Okay. My turn. 66 00:03:14,447 --> 00:03:16,154 Honesty check. Let's go. Bring it on. 67 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,655 I didn't want to see you either. 68 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:21,155 I stayed in the shower hoping you'd be gone by the time I got out. 69 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:27,488 Look at us. 70 00:03:27,489 --> 00:03:29,662 Just a couple of honest Abes 71 00:03:29,665 --> 00:03:31,163 working it the fuck out. 72 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:33,040 See? It's better to tell the truth, 73 00:03:33,043 --> 00:03:34,905 even if it is uncomfortable sometimes. 74 00:03:34,906 --> 00:03:36,738 Can I be honest with Mi-Cha, too? 75 00:03:36,739 --> 00:03:38,071 You should be honest with everyone. 76 00:03:38,072 --> 00:03:41,159 Mi-Cha, you look like death warmed over. 77 00:03:41,162 --> 00:03:44,733 Every time I look at you, I lose my fucking appetite. 78 00:03:44,736 --> 00:03:46,363 Goddamn! 79 00:03:46,364 --> 00:03:47,571 Woo! That felt good! 80 00:03:48,823 --> 00:03:51,029 This is what we should have been doing all along. 81 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:55,092 You know what else? I honestly want to cook you dinner tonight. 82 00:03:55,095 --> 00:03:56,697 Would you let me do that? 83 00:03:56,698 --> 00:03:58,446 Since when do you cook? 84 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,488 I learned from one of the best, Betty Crocker. 85 00:04:00,489 --> 00:04:03,029 Honesty check. 86 00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:06,906 Okay. Sure. It's a date. 87 00:04:08,531 --> 00:04:09,655 A date. 88 00:04:09,656 --> 00:04:10,982 - Date? - You can be there 89 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:12,491 too because I love you. 90 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:18,780 And I just want to thank everyone who donated their time. 91 00:04:18,781 --> 00:04:20,530 It was really appreciated. 92 00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:21,947 Now, thanks to you, 93 00:04:21,948 --> 00:04:25,113 the 4H Club's future is so bright... 94 00:04:25,114 --> 00:04:27,238 they gotta wear shades. 95 00:04:29,531 --> 00:04:32,739 Thank you. You guys have been great. Thank you. 96 00:04:34,531 --> 00:04:36,239 Woo! Yeah! 97 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:38,905 You'll have to forgive Gamby. 98 00:04:38,906 --> 00:04:40,571 I think he might have hit his head. 99 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:44,072 He thinks he's in a comedy club in Greenwich Village. 100 00:04:45,155 --> 00:04:47,321 You know, like, uh, like Whoopi Goldberg? 101 00:04:47,322 --> 00:04:49,405 Something like that? 102 00:04:49,406 --> 00:04:51,571 You know who I'm talking about. 103 00:04:51,572 --> 00:04:54,238 So, uh, anyway, 104 00:04:54,239 --> 00:04:56,113 it's that time of year again, 105 00:04:56,114 --> 00:04:58,605 for the High School Assessment Program. 106 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:00,196 And you know what that means. 107 00:05:00,197 --> 00:05:02,697 The students get to take a test that doesn't really matter. 108 00:05:04,364 --> 00:05:06,905 Oh, oh, really. That gets a laugh? Okay, whatever. 109 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,467 Uh, no, Regina, actually, 110 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:10,279 how the kids score on the HSAPs 111 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,321 affects our funding for the year, so it means a lot. 112 00:05:12,322 --> 00:05:16,863 Now I'm gonna need some of you to volunteer to be proctors for the test. 113 00:05:16,864 --> 00:05:19,170 Shouldn't tests be about learning? 114 00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:20,459 It is, Mr. Milner. 115 00:05:20,462 --> 00:05:23,029 It's about the district learning what an effective school we are 116 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:24,863 and what an awesome fucking principal I am. 117 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:27,614 What the fuck? 118 00:05:28,614 --> 00:05:30,113 Hey, man, why you trying to throw shade? 119 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:31,196 Ain't nobody throwing shade. 120 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,761 Why don't you continue with your story. 121 00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:34,780 You're acting like a dictator, Russell. 122 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:36,440 Shove it up your tight little ass, Martin! 123 00:05:36,443 --> 00:05:37,988 Just for that, you know what you are? 124 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:39,401 You're a goddamn proctor now. 125 00:05:39,404 --> 00:05:41,196 Say something else. Come on, say it. 126 00:05:41,197 --> 00:05:43,446 I'll outlaw fucking scarves in this school. 127 00:05:43,447 --> 00:05:45,780 Now the HSAPs are coming, 128 00:05:45,781 --> 00:05:48,405 and we're gonna prep for 'em like our life depended on it. 129 00:05:48,406 --> 00:05:50,196 Dismissed. 130 00:05:50,197 --> 00:05:51,951 Except for you. 131 00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:56,488 What the fuck? 132 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:58,279 How dare you undermine me 133 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,988 to score points with these teachers. 134 00:05:59,989 --> 00:06:01,321 How dare you stand me up 135 00:06:01,322 --> 00:06:03,196 when you're supposed to be helping with my investigation. 136 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,822 I told you, I have more important things going on in my life 137 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,321 than your stupid fucking case! 138 00:06:07,322 --> 00:06:08,738 Uh... Say again? 139 00:06:08,739 --> 00:06:10,655 That came out wrong, Gamby. I didn't mean that. 140 00:06:10,656 --> 00:06:13,196 I think that came out exactly how you wanted it to, 141 00:06:13,197 --> 00:06:14,905 and I don't appreciate it. 142 00:06:14,906 --> 00:06:17,488 Smooth move, Ex-Lax. 143 00:06:17,489 --> 00:06:19,321 Smell you later. 144 00:06:19,324 --> 00:06:21,545 Gamby. Gamby... 145 00:06:27,239 --> 00:06:29,363 So then the guy licks his finger, 146 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:30,863 gets a weird look on his face, 147 00:06:30,864 --> 00:06:32,238 then looks at the girl and says, 148 00:06:32,239 --> 00:06:34,697 "Sweetheart, that ain't marinara sauce." 149 00:06:37,781 --> 00:06:38,822 Oh, nasty. 150 00:06:38,823 --> 00:06:41,863 You are so good at joke-telling, 151 00:06:41,864 --> 00:06:42,905 it's not even funny. 152 00:06:42,906 --> 00:06:44,780 I mean, it is funny, obviously. 153 00:06:44,781 --> 00:06:46,029 - Super funny. - So, Gamby, 154 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,905 you're still up for payday drinks this week, right? 155 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:49,154 Oh, I wouldn't miss it. 156 00:06:49,155 --> 00:06:51,363 You'll up the fun quotient by double digits, at least. 157 00:06:51,364 --> 00:06:52,863 Well, I hope to. 158 00:06:53,989 --> 00:06:55,446 But no marinara sauce. 159 00:06:56,993 --> 00:06:58,697 You guys have been a wonderful audience, 160 00:06:58,698 --> 00:06:59,947 but somebody here's got to work. 161 00:06:59,948 --> 00:07:01,279 I'm out. 162 00:07:02,572 --> 00:07:04,196 Enjoy the rest of your day, teachers. 163 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:05,530 - See you so soon. - Yeah, 164 00:07:05,531 --> 00:07:07,071 you will. 165 00:07:07,072 --> 00:07:08,655 - Did you guys hear that? - What? 166 00:07:08,656 --> 00:07:10,738 I said, I'll see you soon, he was like, "Yeah, you will." 167 00:07:10,739 --> 00:07:12,738 I think he likes you... 168 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:13,905 Duh. 169 00:07:13,906 --> 00:07:16,488 Dayshawn, Dayshawn, Dayshawn. 170 00:07:16,489 --> 00:07:18,029 Damn, Mr. Gamby. 171 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,160 I see you over there straight chilling with the teachers, huh? 172 00:07:20,161 --> 00:07:20,878 Oh yeah. 173 00:07:20,881 --> 00:07:23,571 I recall the time your ass was afraid to even sit over there. 174 00:07:23,572 --> 00:07:25,113 Pssh. So true. 175 00:07:25,114 --> 00:07:26,780 I can hardly believe it myself, huh. 176 00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:28,446 I'm actually becoming popular. 177 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,571 Tell you what, man, I'm fucking impressed. 178 00:07:30,572 --> 00:07:32,905 You know, I got to make sure I don't forget who I really am. 179 00:07:32,906 --> 00:07:34,571 But it's so crazy. 180 00:07:34,572 --> 00:07:36,071 Yeah, you don't want to get too cocky. 181 00:07:36,072 --> 00:07:37,571 - Got to be real. - Yeah. 182 00:07:37,572 --> 00:07:39,363 - You see those kids over there? - Yeah. 183 00:07:39,364 --> 00:07:40,571 That used to be me. 184 00:07:40,572 --> 00:07:42,238 A nerd. A nobody. 185 00:07:42,239 --> 00:07:43,738 Bottom of the barrel. 186 00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:47,154 But now, I think I'm more like those guys. 187 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:49,863 Oh, you more like Aiden Miller and them cool motherfuckers? 188 00:07:49,864 --> 00:07:51,071 That's who you think you are? 189 00:07:51,072 --> 00:07:52,446 That's who I know I am. 190 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:53,697 - All right. - I'm a tastemaker. 191 00:07:53,698 --> 00:07:54,863 An alpha, Dayshawn. 192 00:07:54,864 --> 00:07:56,405 When I say something, people listen. 193 00:07:56,406 --> 00:07:58,071 When I crack a joke, people laugh. 194 00:07:58,072 --> 00:07:59,363 It's like night and day, buddy. 195 00:07:59,364 --> 00:08:00,905 That's fucking beautiful, man. 196 00:08:00,906 --> 00:08:02,613 Congratulations, Mr. Gamby. 197 00:08:02,614 --> 00:08:05,738 You thinking about sticking with that haircut? 198 00:08:05,739 --> 00:08:07,113 Yeah. Why would I change my hair? 199 00:08:07,114 --> 00:08:09,071 I just thought with you being a tastemaker now, 200 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,196 you might want to switch to something a little more dope, man, 201 00:08:11,197 --> 00:08:14,071 instead of that Mike Ditka, Happy Days shit you got going on. 202 00:08:14,072 --> 00:08:16,113 This is actually a pretty dope haircut for a white person. 203 00:08:16,114 --> 00:08:18,488 Well, I'm not trying to offend you or any other white people, 204 00:08:18,489 --> 00:08:20,613 but you look like a very low-level mobster. 205 00:08:20,616 --> 00:08:23,405 Uh, well, I don't really think that that's a negative. 206 00:08:23,406 --> 00:08:25,279 So... whatever. 207 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,613 If I'm going to fit in at payday drinks, 208 00:08:27,614 --> 00:08:30,279 I'm gonna need some advice on how to dress like you people. 209 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,697 I was wondering why you dragged my ass to the mall. 210 00:08:32,698 --> 00:08:34,571 Can I get something pretty, too? 211 00:08:34,572 --> 00:08:35,738 If you use your own money. 212 00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:37,196 Neal... 213 00:08:37,197 --> 00:08:38,697 What the hell are you doing? 214 00:08:38,698 --> 00:08:40,780 Don't be embarrassed. You can put your hand on my ass too. 215 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:42,321 Get your hand out of my pocket, right now. 216 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,738 Neal, look, I know you want to keep our relationship a secret, 217 00:08:44,739 --> 00:08:48,154 but I'm the second or third most popular teacher at North Jackson. 218 00:08:48,155 --> 00:08:49,947 I can be your gateway to the in-crowd. 219 00:08:49,948 --> 00:08:52,183 Uh-uh. All I need from you are fashion tips, okay? 220 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:54,446 Besides clothing, I already got their acceptance. 221 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:56,272 Yeah, well, if you want to be principal, 222 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:57,571 you need more than acceptance. 223 00:08:57,572 --> 00:08:58,988 Russell's principal. 224 00:08:58,989 --> 00:09:00,988 Yeah, but if Russell wasn't around, 225 00:09:00,989 --> 00:09:02,279 then you would be principal. 226 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,152 Well, I highly doubt Russell's going anywhere. 227 00:09:04,155 --> 00:09:07,279 Neal... you have so much potential. 228 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,530 You're like a diamond in the rough and... 229 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:13,991 I want to be the one to scrape off all that gross black stuff. 230 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,154 Popularity is like war. 231 00:09:18,155 --> 00:09:22,071 There are certain rules of engagement. 232 00:09:26,239 --> 00:09:27,822 Rule number one: 233 00:09:27,823 --> 00:09:30,488 populars have their own sense of style. 234 00:09:30,489 --> 00:09:32,279 Image is everything. 235 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,863 What do you think about this? 236 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:36,322 A few small improvements... 237 00:09:38,531 --> 00:09:41,321 Yeah, that's better. Fucking hot. 238 00:09:41,322 --> 00:09:42,988 Hey! You can't do that. 239 00:09:42,989 --> 00:09:44,154 I was just making it cool. 240 00:09:44,155 --> 00:09:45,446 You're destroying merchandise. 241 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,238 I don't even think this is my style. 242 00:09:47,239 --> 00:09:49,196 Rule number two: forget what you think. 243 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,822 Being popular is about accepting what everyone else thinks. 244 00:09:51,823 --> 00:09:53,697 Image is everything. 245 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:54,988 Image is everything. 246 00:09:54,989 --> 00:09:56,363 Image is everything. 247 00:09:56,364 --> 00:09:58,196 Neal Gamby, 248 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,071 the most popular boy in school. 249 00:10:00,072 --> 00:10:01,531 Can you see it? 250 00:10:06,948 --> 00:10:08,029 Mm. 251 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:10,071 So? Honesty check. 252 00:10:10,072 --> 00:10:11,780 Did you like it? 253 00:10:11,781 --> 00:10:13,096 Delicious. 254 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:14,405 Who knew you could cook? 255 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,154 Well, it looks like Mi-Cha enjoyed it. 256 00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:18,154 She's going bananas over there. 257 00:10:18,155 --> 00:10:20,446 Go ahead, soak it up, gravy's the best part. 258 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,738 Yeah. 259 00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:24,363 Uh, no-no-no. Don't... you don't do it with your tongue... 260 00:10:24,364 --> 00:10:26,571 in America, we use bread. 261 00:10:26,572 --> 00:10:28,238 We use bread. 262 00:10:28,239 --> 00:10:29,446 Here you go. 263 00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:30,822 My one and only mother-in-law. 264 00:10:30,823 --> 00:10:33,613 This is great. You have to make it more often. What's in it? 265 00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:36,405 No way, I will not divulge the secret recipe. 266 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:38,571 You cannot even get me with an honesty check. 267 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,321 I mean it, Christine. 268 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:44,029 This was nice, Lee. 269 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,406 Thank you. 270 00:10:46,262 --> 00:10:49,011 I love you, Christine. 271 00:10:49,014 --> 00:10:50,571 Our marriage is sacred. 272 00:10:50,572 --> 00:10:53,863 I will do honesty checks. I'll cook dinner. 273 00:10:53,864 --> 00:10:56,614 I'll even walk over hot coals to save it. 274 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,457 God's honest truth, baby. 275 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,410 I'll do the dishes. 276 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,183 Okay. 277 00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:12,645 Thank you. 278 00:11:30,045 --> 00:11:31,470 Lee? 279 00:11:34,539 --> 00:11:36,288 You rang? 280 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:39,154 How long did it take you to cook dinner? 281 00:11:39,155 --> 00:11:44,029 Uh... I don't know. Like an hour, an hour I guess? 282 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,655 For all this? 283 00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:47,665 Well, I didn't time it, Christine. 284 00:11:55,739 --> 00:11:58,154 If you had just said, let's get takeout, 285 00:11:58,155 --> 00:12:00,113 I would've been totally fine. 286 00:12:00,114 --> 00:12:03,905 I tried... to cook, Christine. 287 00:12:03,906 --> 00:12:05,530 But I-I-I burned the chicken. 288 00:12:05,531 --> 00:12:06,470 Show me the chicken. 289 00:12:06,473 --> 00:12:08,863 Well, I don't have the burned chicken, Christine, 290 00:12:08,864 --> 00:12:10,029 because I threw it away. 291 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,279 Once I got the-the takeout, I threw it away. 292 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,988 I was trying to cover my tracks, Christine. 293 00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:16,205 - What were the ingredients? Quick. - What are you...? 294 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,822 Christine, come on, I'm a principal of a high school... 295 00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:22,238 You lie and then you tell more lies to cover everything up, 296 00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,113 even when you're doing something nice. 297 00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:29,364 Why are you doing this? We just had a beautiful dinner. 298 00:12:30,322 --> 00:12:32,530 No, I didn't, I didn't cook, 299 00:12:32,531 --> 00:12:35,405 but isn't it the thought that counts? 300 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,405 Hey, hey, come on. 301 00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,863 Don't do that. Don't do this. 302 00:12:38,864 --> 00:12:40,931 - Hey-hey, come on. Come on, don't-don't. - Stop it. 303 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,823 Don't do that. Come on. 304 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:49,697 So we'll be to the school by six PM, 305 00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:51,238 - if that works. - Yeah. 306 00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:52,405 And if it doesn't work... 307 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,197 Well, this is a little bit of an inconvenience. 308 00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:57,029 Janelle, don't leave your bookbag at my house again, okay? 309 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,488 Keep up with your stuff. 310 00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:00,780 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 311 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,405 What are you wearing? 312 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,363 What are you talking about? This is a linen suit. 313 00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:05,571 I dig it, Gamby. 314 00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:07,905 You got sort of a Max Headroom thing going on. 315 00:13:07,906 --> 00:13:10,113 You look... ridiculous. 316 00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:12,738 Pssh. Says the woman with blue hair and yoga pants. 317 00:13:12,739 --> 00:13:15,321 Get a clue, Gale. Image is everything. 318 00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,822 Hey, can we get pizza after my thing tonight? 319 00:13:17,823 --> 00:13:19,071 Tonight, what's tonight? 320 00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,154 J Bird won an extinct animal art contest. 321 00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:22,697 Yeah, I'm getting an award. 322 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:25,655 Aw, shit baby. I can't make it. I got payday drinks tonight. 323 00:13:25,656 --> 00:13:27,446 - So what? - So what? 324 00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:30,154 Payday drinks is a very important social engagement. 325 00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:32,780 I've never been asked before. It's a real honor. 326 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,279 Can't you just miss it? 327 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,697 Baby. 328 00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:40,071 Look. If I can kick ass tonight at payday drinks, 329 00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:43,530 it's my one shot to be the most popular boy in the whole school. 330 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,071 The most popular boy? 331 00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:46,613 Person, whatever Gale. 332 00:13:46,614 --> 00:13:48,154 Don't make fun of me, all right? 333 00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:50,651 Look, if I ever want to be principal again, I got to be popular. 334 00:13:50,653 --> 00:13:52,780 Wish you guys could be supportive and understand that. 335 00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:55,571 Hume said "Patriotism and popularity 336 00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,532 are the beaten road to power and tyranny." 337 00:13:57,535 --> 00:14:00,067 See? I knew Ray would understand. 338 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,689 Check it, check it. 339 00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:05,697 Each of you have been chosen to be the proctors for the HSAPs. 340 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:07,279 Now I know none of you all want to be here. 341 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,613 I don't want to be here either. 342 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,279 I'll try to keep it chill as poss... possible. 343 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,822 Now once the tests are completed, 344 00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:15,571 you will gather them, and you will deliver them to me and Nash-O. 345 00:14:15,572 --> 00:14:18,113 We will then place the tests into bins 346 00:14:18,114 --> 00:14:20,279 that will be delivered securely by Ms. Snodgrass, 347 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,655 to the school board, no later than three PM. 348 00:14:22,656 --> 00:14:24,238 Do no tamper with the tests, 349 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,738 or you could face jail time. 350 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,655 Yikes. They'd throw me in teacher jail? 351 00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,378 No, Ms. Snodgrass. 352 00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:32,297 State, federal, fucking prison. 353 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,029 So don't fuck around. 354 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,155 Do you guys want to get your packets now? 355 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,154 Gamby, looking forward to payday drinks tonight? 356 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:41,780 Should be a fairly fly affair, huh? 357 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,117 First time you've been, huh? 358 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,071 Of course you'd try to shine a light on that. 359 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:46,655 - You buzzkill. - No. 360 00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:49,155 Hater's going to hate. Hater's going to hate. 361 00:14:54,155 --> 00:14:56,437 The problem with him is, you need to walk and talk. 362 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,698 You need to be able to walk and talk. 363 00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,331 Hello, friends. 364 00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:04,276 What's going on? 365 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,571 - Oh, I got that thing. - Oh, yeah. 366 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,029 - I got to go do. - Oh yeah. I got to go. 367 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,155 See ya. 368 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,655 Yo. I just wanted to give you the heads-up 369 00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,988 that the proctors are all set for the HSAPs tomorrow. 370 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:26,363 Hey, that's, uh... really cool ensemble. 371 00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,655 I know. Thank you. 372 00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:31,363 Also, Gamby, I was thinking about some... 373 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,947 some suspects, you know, in your case, and, uh... 374 00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:35,363 Russell, don't try to be my friend. 375 00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:37,905 You don't care about the case, so don't act like you do. 376 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:39,406 I was just trying to be nice. 377 00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,071 I got to split. 378 00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:42,363 Teachers invited me to PDD. 379 00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:45,905 Oh, you got invited to payday drinks? 380 00:15:45,906 --> 00:15:48,905 Please. I used to go all the time. 381 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:52,008 A bunch of teachers sitting around eating nachos and singing karaoke? 382 00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,863 What an absolute joke. 383 00:15:53,864 --> 00:15:56,073 I like eating nachos and lip-synching, 384 00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:57,158 I always have. 385 00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,285 Oh, well good. 386 00:15:58,288 --> 00:15:59,697 I hope you enjoy them. 387 00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,238 I'm sure you will as fucking fat as you are. 388 00:16:02,239 --> 00:16:03,446 Fuck you, Russell. 389 00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:04,531 Pssh. 390 00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:08,613 Fine, I'm jealous. All right? 391 00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:10,530 The teachers, they hate my guts. 392 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:13,196 And they love you and your... 393 00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:14,947 Is that what you want to hear? 394 00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:17,164 I said it, so there you go. You got it. 395 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,245 Put it in your wallet. You can have it. 396 00:16:23,489 --> 00:16:25,503 Come on, man. It's not that big of a deal. 397 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,932 It's just payday drinks. 398 00:16:26,935 --> 00:16:29,334 I used to be the most likeable motherfucker in town, Gamby. 399 00:16:29,337 --> 00:16:32,238 Now I can't even get my own wife to be my friend. 400 00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:34,321 I would invite you, but you know how the teachers are. 401 00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:36,446 They like to keep the guest list low for payday drinks, 402 00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,863 so they can get that good table. 403 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,656 Go on, have a good time, Gamby. 404 00:16:43,704 --> 00:16:46,118 Fuck it. Come with me. 405 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,446 Let's rock this payday drinks. 406 00:16:52,447 --> 00:16:56,613 ♪ Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka ♪ 407 00:16:57,864 --> 00:16:58,822 Woo-hoo! 408 00:16:58,823 --> 00:17:00,238 ♪ Open the door, get on the floor ♪ 409 00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:02,238 ♪ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♪ 410 00:17:02,239 --> 00:17:04,446 ♪ Open the door, get on the floor ♪ 411 00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:06,196 ♪ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♪ 412 00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:08,561 ♪ Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka. Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka ♪ 413 00:17:08,564 --> 00:17:10,898 ♪ Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka ♪ 414 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,655 Buenas noches, amigo. 415 00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:15,530 Hey, listen. 416 00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:17,571 When I said you hadn't been to payday drinks before, 417 00:17:17,572 --> 00:17:20,238 and, uh, you got all upset, um, 418 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,738 I didn't mean anything by it. 419 00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:23,988 I didn't think you cared about this kind of stuff, that's all. 420 00:17:23,989 --> 00:17:25,321 Being popular is very important 421 00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:27,321 if I hope to get the things I desire in this world. 422 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,530 Image is everything. 423 00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,488 Wow. 424 00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:31,905 You seem so different. 425 00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:34,238 You never struck me as someone who needed to fit in. 426 00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,905 Well, there's plenty of people that 427 00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:38,571 think that being cool suits me just fine. 428 00:17:38,572 --> 00:17:40,279 Where's your old man? 429 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,029 He too good for payday drinks? 430 00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:44,488 He's in, uh, South America. 431 00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:46,238 He's working on another novel. 432 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,071 Jesus, of course he is. 433 00:17:48,074 --> 00:17:50,715 I guess he is getting the real deal Mexican food down there, huh? 434 00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:54,176 Well no, because Mexico is in North America. 435 00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:56,405 Well, somebody better tell the Mexicans 436 00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:58,071 'cause they think they are in South America. 437 00:18:09,781 --> 00:18:12,697 Guys, tonight I'd like to make an announcement. 438 00:18:12,698 --> 00:18:17,029 I have never been happier than I am right now. 439 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,822 And, uh, I can get pretty sad and weird, 440 00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:22,279 I swear. I just want you all to know that... 441 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,697 uh, this is me doing good for once. 442 00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:28,292 And, uh, I can't hold it in any longer. 443 00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:31,071 But you should. You should. You should hold it in. 444 00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:32,738 - No, I can't. - No, but you're going to. 445 00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:35,104 'Cause it needs to be mutual, it needs to be a discussion. 446 00:18:35,107 --> 00:18:39,052 Neal Gamby and I are seeing each other. 447 00:18:39,864 --> 00:18:41,935 We're a fucking couple, y'all! 448 00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:43,271 Love wins! 449 00:18:43,274 --> 00:18:45,939 Congrats, Gamby. You scored. 450 00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,530 Thank you, Mr. Milner. 451 00:18:48,531 --> 00:18:50,238 Neal, come on up here. 452 00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:52,988 And let's show these guys that we are made of magic. 453 00:18:52,989 --> 00:18:55,029 Go on, Gamby. Sing with your boo. 454 00:18:55,032 --> 00:18:56,738 - Come on! Come on! - Come on, Gamby. 455 00:18:56,739 --> 00:18:58,655 I actually don't know the words to this song, so no. 456 00:18:58,656 --> 00:18:59,905 This is our song, you guys. 457 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:00,905 This song is about us. 458 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,697 I don't know one part of the song. 459 00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:05,154 - ♪ I was tired of my lady ♪ - I'm not going to go up there and sing it. 460 00:19:05,155 --> 00:19:07,780 - Go on, Neal... Go. - ♪ Together too long ♪ 461 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,029 You got to get up here. 462 00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:12,321 ♪ Recording ♪ 463 00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,280 ♪ Of our favorite song ♪ 464 00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:18,252 ♪ So while she lay there sleeping ♪ 465 00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:21,114 ♪ I read the paper in bed ♪ 466 00:19:22,239 --> 00:19:25,488 ♪ If you like pina coladas ♪ 467 00:19:25,489 --> 00:19:27,489 ♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪ 468 00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:31,697 ♪ If you like making love at midnight ♪ 469 00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:32,780 ♪ We do! ♪ 470 00:19:32,781 --> 00:19:35,072 ♪ At the dunes on the cape ♪ 471 00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:41,822 ♪ And I never thought I'd feel this way ♪ 472 00:19:41,823 --> 00:19:43,403 Now why would you bring him here? 473 00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:44,947 He's not part of the group anymore. 474 00:19:44,948 --> 00:19:46,321 Yeah, Gamby, Russell sucks ass. 475 00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:47,673 Shut the fuck up, you guys. 476 00:19:47,676 --> 00:19:49,634 He brought him in to make fun of him. 477 00:19:50,698 --> 00:19:52,113 What? 478 00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:54,863 ♪ If I love you ♪ 479 00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,989 You brought him to make fun of him? 480 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,613 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 481 00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:00,697 Yeah, of course. 482 00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:02,363 He's my sacrificial offering. 483 00:20:02,364 --> 00:20:04,822 I mean, I just figured we could all use a little release, 484 00:20:04,823 --> 00:20:07,071 I know I could, with all this HSAP prepping. 485 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,571 Who's prepping? 486 00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:11,905 What's with the secret laughter? What's that all about? 487 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,154 You swear not to tell? 488 00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:14,363 I swear. 489 00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:16,697 Okay, so ever since spring term started, 490 00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,656 we stopped teaching to the tests. 491 00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:21,321 It was LeBlanc's idea. 492 00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:24,196 Uh, actually not me, I-I didn't do that. 493 00:20:24,197 --> 00:20:26,625 Snodgrass, you are such a square. 494 00:20:26,628 --> 00:20:28,738 If the HSAPs go badly, 495 00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,446 - Russell is out. - Mm. 496 00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:31,988 But isn't that bad for the students? 497 00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:33,738 I mean, if they crash and burn on a test? 498 00:20:33,739 --> 00:20:35,822 And the test is a useless exercise. 499 00:20:35,823 --> 00:20:37,071 It only affects principals. 500 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:38,905 Yeah, maybe the budget will take a hit, 501 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,627 but it's worth it if Russell gets fired. 502 00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:45,405 Yeah. Then you'd be the king of the school. 503 00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:47,697 Neal Gamby, the handsome king. 504 00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:49,321 It's better than King Ding-a-Ling. 505 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:52,488 Guys, Neal is right, 506 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:54,029 I mean, I think it's shitty... 507 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,863 Get a chip. 508 00:20:55,864 --> 00:20:57,697 I'm so sorry. 509 00:20:57,698 --> 00:20:59,196 Hon, let me help you clean it. 510 00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:00,697 No. You're good. It's okay. 511 00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:03,196 Stop it. I will go throw some water on it. 512 00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:05,167 - Oh, that's a great idea. Good luck. - Excuse me. 513 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,504 Party now. 514 00:21:07,864 --> 00:21:09,863 Go quick, so it doesn't set. 515 00:21:09,864 --> 00:21:12,238 ♪ For sure ♪ 516 00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:16,947 ♪ That's what friends are for ♪ 517 00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:18,613 Yeah. 518 00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:20,584 That is what friends are for, guys. 519 00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:22,738 Thank you so much. 520 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,069 This has really been such a special evening for me. 521 00:21:26,072 --> 00:21:30,697 I... Wow. I will wake up a different person tomorrow, I'll tell you that. 522 00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:34,279 Boyfriend. 523 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,446 Can you give me a ride home? I'm pretty buzzed. 524 00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,822 Yeah, I got to give Russell a ride home first, though. 525 00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:39,947 Ugh. 526 00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,571 Okay guys, go home. 527 00:21:41,572 --> 00:21:43,446 Let Milner be the designated driver. 528 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,993 I knew that I didn't lose my touch. 529 00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:51,071 Celebratory drink at my house. 530 00:21:51,072 --> 00:21:53,071 No, I'm too tired, my back hurts. No. 531 00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:55,071 Yeah, it's about that time, Russell. 532 00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:59,837 You're administering a test tomorrow, you can be tired. 533 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:04,780 Hey, keep it down. 534 00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:08,613 What the fuck? 535 00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:10,462 Looks like you got robbed. 536 00:22:13,614 --> 00:22:15,613 Christine? 537 00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:17,228 Mi-Cha? 538 00:22:18,656 --> 00:22:20,238 Christine! 539 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,571 - What the fuck? - I-I don't know. 540 00:22:22,572 --> 00:22:24,655 Mi-Cha? Christi...? 541 00:22:24,656 --> 00:22:26,114 Christine! 542 00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:39,114 No... 543 00:22:49,781 --> 00:22:51,863 Buddy, everything okay? 544 00:22:51,864 --> 00:22:53,655 She's gone, Gamby. 545 00:22:53,656 --> 00:22:55,321 Oh, Russell. 546 00:22:55,322 --> 00:22:57,488 Christine is gone. 547 00:22:57,489 --> 00:22:59,530 It's over. 548 00:22:59,531 --> 00:23:02,154 Oh, man. 549 00:23:02,155 --> 00:23:05,781 Why do all these bad things keep happening to me, Gamby? 550 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,196 What did I do to deserve it? 551 00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:18,113 What did I do to deserve this? 552 00:23:18,114 --> 00:23:21,531 You know what? I'm really... I'm really, really tired. 553 00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:24,324 You'll be okay, Lee. 554 00:23:24,327 --> 00:23:26,279 Let's give him some space. 555 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,238 Russell, do you want to spend the night tonight? 556 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:29,780 No, he doesn't. He's okay. 557 00:23:29,781 --> 00:23:31,279 He'll be fine. 558 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,738 Let's just go. 559 00:23:32,739 --> 00:23:34,697 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 560 00:23:34,698 --> 00:23:36,488 See you at school tomorrow, Russell. 561 00:23:36,489 --> 00:23:37,988 Bye, Lee, see you at school. 562 00:23:56,739 --> 00:24:01,072 Ugh, I really feel like I almost puked when he stated crying. 563 00:24:02,656 --> 00:24:04,571 Ugh, just a broken man. 564 00:24:04,572 --> 00:24:06,239 It's like ugh. 565 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,405 That's never going to happen to us. 566 00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:11,579 - What's that? - Splitting up. 567 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,572 If it did, I would fucking kill myself. 568 00:24:21,781 --> 00:24:23,238 I bet we end up married. 569 00:24:23,239 --> 00:24:26,321 Maybe we should just listen to these tunes. 570 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:33,738 It's the same way every time. 571 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,196 - Is it? - Yeah. 572 00:24:35,197 --> 00:24:37,405 Yeah. It was the same way... 573 00:24:37,406 --> 00:24:40,196 Oh, there he is, life of the party. 574 00:24:40,197 --> 00:24:42,099 Uh, hello, hello, everybody. 575 00:24:42,102 --> 00:24:46,530 Um, I just, uh, I wanted to thank you, 576 00:24:46,531 --> 00:24:50,799 each and every one of you for accepting me back into this... 577 00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:52,013 group. 578 00:24:52,016 --> 00:24:53,488 - That's, that's very sweet. - Aw. 579 00:24:53,489 --> 00:24:55,446 Really it means everything to me. 580 00:24:55,447 --> 00:24:57,988 So... I just wanted to say thank you. 581 00:24:57,989 --> 00:24:58,947 Aw! 582 00:24:58,948 --> 00:25:00,279 That's what friends are for. 583 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,419 Okay, see ya. 584 00:25:11,617 --> 00:25:14,116 There's a reason in the universe for all things. 585 00:25:16,447 --> 00:25:19,778 All great things come to those who care. 586 00:25:21,322 --> 00:25:22,905 Who care deeply about great things. 587 00:25:28,531 --> 00:25:30,700 Stop. Pencils down. 588 00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:32,388 Test is done. 589 00:25:34,155 --> 00:25:36,738 These tests... Russell is fucked. 590 00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:38,530 Look at this, this one wrote out "cum." 591 00:25:38,531 --> 00:25:42,196 Probably because there wasn't enough room for "ejaculate" or "spermatozoa." 592 00:25:42,197 --> 00:25:43,302 Very clever child. 593 00:25:43,305 --> 00:25:45,679 Well, I got his pink slip right here. 594 00:25:45,682 --> 00:25:48,029 All right, guys, let's not laugh too hard. 595 00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:49,822 These are failing children we're talking about. 596 00:25:49,823 --> 00:25:51,822 Who cares? Russell's ass is grass 597 00:25:51,823 --> 00:25:53,363 and we are the Weedwackers. 598 00:25:54,406 --> 00:25:56,196 This is the last of them, boss. 599 00:25:56,197 --> 00:25:57,863 All right, Amanda, 600 00:25:57,864 --> 00:26:00,321 let's get these to the school board office by three PM. 601 00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:02,823 - Don't dillydally. - I'll guard them with my life. 602 00:26:07,739 --> 00:26:10,488 Lee Russell bites the dust. 603 00:26:10,489 --> 00:26:12,872 It's the moment we've all been waiting for. 604 00:26:19,364 --> 00:26:21,708 Magic. 605 00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:24,575 Amanda, I need to speak to you. 606 00:26:24,578 --> 00:26:26,239 Your girlfriend wouldn't like that. 607 00:26:26,242 --> 00:26:29,196 Oh, come on, she's not my girlfriend, okay? I just have no other option. 608 00:26:29,197 --> 00:26:30,321 Don't judge me, all right? 609 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,196 I mean, it's not like you're not dating Brian 610 00:26:32,197 --> 00:26:33,238 to get your book published. 611 00:26:33,239 --> 00:26:35,113 Hey, do we have to do this now, Neal? 612 00:26:35,114 --> 00:26:36,363 - Come on. - No, we don't, 613 00:26:36,364 --> 00:26:37,405 but I-I need those tests. 614 00:26:37,406 --> 00:26:39,279 No. They have to stay by my side. Excuse me. 615 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,029 Nope, not excusing you because I have clearance. You're gonna give them to me. 616 00:26:42,030 --> 00:26:43,655 - It's my responsibility... - Give me the tests. 617 00:26:43,656 --> 00:26:44,947 - No, I will not. - Give me the tests. 618 00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:46,488 - Give me the fucking tests. - Move out of my way. 619 00:26:46,489 --> 00:26:48,613 Look, Amanda, we cannot turn in these fucked-up tests. 620 00:26:48,614 --> 00:26:51,154 What the teachers have done is wrong. 621 00:26:51,155 --> 00:26:52,406 I got to stop them. 622 00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:57,321 Okay. Let me help. 623 00:26:57,322 --> 00:27:00,029 That I am forever in your presence and in your grace. 624 00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:01,780 Russell. 625 00:27:01,781 --> 00:27:04,057 Are the tests in? I'm really stressed out, Gamby. 626 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,190 After the whole Christine thing, I really need a win. 627 00:27:06,193 --> 00:27:08,863 Lee... But I know when one door closes that another one opens. 628 00:27:08,864 --> 00:27:10,943 Lee, Lee, the tests are fucked. 629 00:27:10,946 --> 00:27:14,279 The teachers, they didn't teach the test on purpose. 630 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,405 They want you fired. 631 00:27:15,406 --> 00:27:17,071 It's a full mutiny. 632 00:27:17,072 --> 00:27:19,488 They fucked me? 633 00:27:19,489 --> 00:27:21,052 Everyone fucked me? 634 00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:22,948 We didn't fuck you. 635 00:27:24,197 --> 00:27:25,780 Just under an hour. 636 00:27:25,781 --> 00:27:28,113 What is the main idea of the dinosaur story? 637 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,655 It's D! There's several competing theories. 638 00:27:29,656 --> 00:27:30,738 - D. Go. - You got it. 639 00:27:30,739 --> 00:27:32,613 Uh, 22, C. 22-22 is C. 640 00:27:32,614 --> 00:27:33,947 I don't know geometry. 641 00:27:33,948 --> 00:27:36,614 Shh. Hello, who is it? 642 00:27:39,197 --> 00:27:41,863 Oh, shit. You guys are jukin' em? 643 00:27:41,864 --> 00:27:43,947 - Shut the fucking door. - Get the fucking door. Get in here! 644 00:27:43,948 --> 00:27:45,154 Get in here. Close the door. 645 00:27:45,155 --> 00:27:47,113 Grab a pencil, let's go! Number seven, number seven. 646 00:27:47,114 --> 00:27:48,738 - 17 is B! - Bingo! 647 00:27:48,739 --> 00:27:50,738 Nash, you have to erase the old answers. 648 00:27:50,739 --> 00:27:52,113 - 10 B! - 14. 27. 28. 649 00:27:52,114 --> 00:27:54,071 - C! - What number is that? 650 00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:56,321 All's I care, 24 is C! 651 00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:58,279 - Go-go-go-go. - Wow. What's up folks? 652 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,446 Fuck off, Willows. 653 00:28:04,072 --> 00:28:07,154 - Answer, A! - But what about you? 654 00:28:07,155 --> 00:28:09,571 Hurry up! We're almost there! We're almost there! 655 00:28:12,114 --> 00:28:13,405 Here we are! Here we are! 656 00:28:13,406 --> 00:28:15,238 Wrap it up! 657 00:28:15,239 --> 00:28:17,947 Whoa! 658 00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:19,154 Go! 659 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:22,071 Thank you. People, I'm coming through. Excuse me. 660 00:28:22,072 --> 00:28:25,489 Wait! I'm here. North Jackson High School! 661 00:28:33,489 --> 00:28:35,114 What's taking her so long? 662 00:28:37,489 --> 00:28:38,863 Oh-oh, there she is. 663 00:28:38,864 --> 00:28:40,279 There she is. 664 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,613 Why is she walking like she's got something stuck up her ass? 665 00:28:42,614 --> 00:28:45,286 - Something's not right. - I think that's just the way she walks. 666 00:28:45,289 --> 00:28:47,530 Guys, I, uh, I don't know how to tell you this. 667 00:28:47,531 --> 00:28:50,196 But the tests are... 668 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:52,864 They're in! They're in! 669 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,655 Oh, thanks, bud! 670 00:28:56,656 --> 00:28:59,279 Oh my God, you're all I've got! You're all I've got! 671 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,363 That was awesome! I'm going to celebrate with Snodgrass. 672 00:29:02,364 --> 00:29:04,822 - I'll come with you. - No. Celebrate with Nash. 673 00:29:04,823 --> 00:29:06,697 No, no, no. But you're all I've got! 674 00:29:06,698 --> 00:29:08,738 Come on in, you big pooh-bah. 675 00:29:08,739 --> 00:29:10,530 - Grand pooh-bah! - Hey... 676 00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:13,029 - Okay. - All right. Yes, we did it! 677 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,863 Hey, take a picture. 678 00:29:18,864 --> 00:29:21,279 It'll last longer. 679 00:29:21,315 --> 00:29:26,918 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 49928

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