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There's a full-on revolt coming.
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You're a loser who commands
no respect whatsoever.
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I respect him.
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This school has had worse.
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You need to bring a hot date.
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Show Snodgrass you're over it.
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I have a master plan.
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Think you should just
keep searching around
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for a publisher that's more suitable.
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- One that has a full head of hair.
- Oh!
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- What has gotten into you?
- Hey guys...
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In college, when
Kevin and I were dating,
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you said he was gay.
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Stop making up lies.
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Don't...
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D'you like my little present?
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I roofied in his drink.
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You wanna go back to my place?
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Yep.
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Why are you alone? Where's Russell?
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Couldn't make it.
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I think he had to work on his marriage.
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What the fuck? Russell's
supposed to be here!
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I always show up for his shit.
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I'm getting sick and tired of
him being so goddamn selfish.
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Well, I've been doing
some digging on my own,
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and I think I might
have cracked the case.
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Statistics show the prep is usually
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someone who's close to you.
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Perhaps someone you were
romantically involved with.
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My guess: it's your ex-wife Gale.
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Yeah.
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Jesus Christ! Look...
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I know you've expressed an interest
in helping me solve my case,
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and I have indulged that,
but this is hopeless.
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Come on, boss, no. We
can solve this case.
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Case is closed. Russell
doesn't even show up anymore.
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What the fuck, Gamby?
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We were just hanging
out. We're just friends.
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Uh, none of my business, boss.
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You're goddamn right,
Nash. Okay, zip your lips.
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You didn't see a goddamn thing here.
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Hey, Nash, you know what you saw.
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We're in love.
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No, we're not.
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Could I have a biscuit, please?
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Babydoll, this is no way
for a married couple to live.
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- I agree.
- Well, if you agree,
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then why aren't you following
the therapist's advice?
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We're supposed to be communicating.
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Dr. Portino also said
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that we should be practicing
unconditional honesty.
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Fine. Honesty Check.
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These scrambled eggs are hard
as hell, and they taste wretched.
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See? Honesty is not
always the best policy.
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Nope. It is the best policy. Always.
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I can keep going.
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Honesty check.
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I still have anger towards you.
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In fact, I cursed your name earlier
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when I was masturbating in
the shower and secretly hoped
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that we wouldn't have to
see each other this morning.
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Okay. My turn.
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Honesty check. Let's go. Bring it on.
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I didn't want to see you either.
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I stayed in the shower hoping
you'd be gone by the time I got out.
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Look at us.
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Just a couple of honest Abes
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working it the fuck out.
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See? It's better to tell the truth,
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even if it is uncomfortable sometimes.
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Can I be honest with Mi-Cha, too?
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You should be honest with everyone.
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Mi-Cha, you look like
death warmed over.
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Every time I look at you,
I lose my fucking appetite.
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Goddamn!
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Woo! That felt good!
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This is what we should
have been doing all along.
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You know what else? I honestly
want to cook you dinner tonight.
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Would you let me do that?
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Since when do you cook?
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I learned from one of
the best, Betty Crocker.
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Honesty check.
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Okay. Sure. It's a date.
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A date.
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- Date?
- You can be there
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too because I love you.
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And I just want to thank
everyone who donated their time.
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It was really appreciated.
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Now, thanks to you,
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the 4H Club's future is so bright...
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they gotta wear shades.
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Thank you. You guys have
been great. Thank you.
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Woo! Yeah!
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You'll have to forgive Gamby.
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I think he might have hit his head.
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He thinks he's in a comedy
club in Greenwich Village.
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You know, like, uh,
like Whoopi Goldberg?
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Something like that?
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You know who I'm talking about.
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So, uh, anyway,
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it's that time of year again,
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for the High School Assessment Program.
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And you know what that means.
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The students get to take a
test that doesn't really matter.
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Oh, oh, really. That gets
a laugh? Okay, whatever.
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Uh, no, Regina, actually,
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how the kids score on the HSAPs
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affects our funding for
the year, so it means a lot.
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Now I'm gonna need some of you to
volunteer to be proctors for the test.
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Shouldn't tests be about learning?
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It is, Mr. Milner.
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It's about the district learning
what an effective school we are
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and what an awesome
fucking principal I am.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, man, why you trying to throw shade?
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Ain't nobody throwing shade.
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Why don't you continue with your story.
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You're acting like a dictator, Russell.
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Shove it up your tight
little ass, Martin!
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Just for that, you know what you are?
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You're a goddamn proctor now.
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Say something else. Come on, say it.
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I'll outlaw fucking
scarves in this school.
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Now the HSAPs are coming,
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and we're gonna prep for 'em
like our life depended on it.
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Dismissed.
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Except for you.
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What the fuck?
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How dare you undermine me
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to score points with these teachers.
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How dare you stand me up
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when you're supposed to be
helping with my investigation.
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I told you, I have more important
things going on in my life
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than your stupid fucking case!
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Uh... Say again?
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That came out wrong,
Gamby. I didn't mean that.
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I think that came out
exactly how you wanted it to,
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and I don't appreciate it.
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Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
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Smell you later.
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Gamby. Gamby...
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So then the guy licks his finger,
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gets a weird look on his face,
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then looks at the girl and says,
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"Sweetheart, that ain't marinara sauce."
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Oh, nasty.
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You are so good at joke-telling,
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it's not even funny.
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I mean, it is funny, obviously.
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- Super funny.
- So, Gamby,
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you're still up for payday
drinks this week, right?
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Oh, I wouldn't miss it.
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You'll up the fun quotient
by double digits, at least.
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Well, I hope to.
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But no marinara sauce.
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You guys have been a wonderful audience,
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but somebody here's got to work.
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I'm out.
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Enjoy the rest of your day, teachers.
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- See you so soon.
- Yeah,
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you will.
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- Did you guys hear that?
- What?
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I said, I'll see you soon,
he was like, "Yeah, you will."
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I think he likes you...
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Duh.
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Dayshawn, Dayshawn, Dayshawn.
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Damn, Mr. Gamby.
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I see you over there straight
chilling with the teachers, huh?
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Oh yeah.
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I recall the time your ass was
afraid to even sit over there.
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Pssh. So true.
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I can hardly believe it myself, huh.
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I'm actually becoming popular.
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Tell you what, man,
I'm fucking impressed.
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You know, I got to make sure
I don't forget who I really am.
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But it's so crazy.
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Yeah, you don't want to get too cocky.
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- Got to be real.
- Yeah.
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- You see those kids over there?
- Yeah.
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That used to be me.
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A nerd. A nobody.
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Bottom of the barrel.
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But now, I think I'm
more like those guys.
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Oh, you more like Aiden Miller
and them cool motherfuckers?
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That's who you think you are?
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That's who I know I am.
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- All right.
- I'm a tastemaker.
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An alpha, Dayshawn.
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When I say something, people listen.
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When I crack a joke, people laugh.
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It's like night and day, buddy.
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That's fucking beautiful, man.
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Congratulations, Mr. Gamby.
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You thinking about
sticking with that haircut?
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Yeah. Why would I change my hair?
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I just thought with you
being a tastemaker now,
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you might want to switch to
something a little more dope, man,
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instead of that Mike Ditka,
Happy Days shit you got going on.
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This is actually a pretty dope
haircut for a white person.
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Well, I'm not trying to offend
you or any other white people,
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but you look like a
very low-level mobster.
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Uh, well, I don't really
think that that's a negative.
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So... whatever.
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If I'm going to fit in at payday drinks,
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I'm gonna need some advice on
how to dress like you people.
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I was wondering why you
dragged my ass to the mall.
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Can I get something pretty, too?
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If you use your own money.
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Neal...
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What the hell are you doing?
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Don't be embarrassed. You can
put your hand on my ass too.
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Get your hand out of
my pocket, right now.
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Neal, look, I know you want to
keep our relationship a secret,
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but I'm the second or third most
popular teacher at North Jackson.
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I can be your gateway to the in-crowd.
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Uh-uh. All I need from
you are fashion tips, okay?
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Besides clothing, I already
got their acceptance.
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Yeah, well, if you want to be principal,
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you need more than acceptance.
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Russell's principal.
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Yeah, but if Russell wasn't around,
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then you would be principal.
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Well, I highly doubt
Russell's going anywhere.
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Neal... you have so much potential.
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You're like a diamond
in the rough and...
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I want to be the one to scrape
off all that gross black stuff.
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Popularity is like war.
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There are certain rules of engagement.
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Rule number one:
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populars have their own sense of style.
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Image is everything.
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What do you think about this?
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A few small improvements...
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Yeah, that's better. Fucking hot.
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Hey! You can't do that.
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I was just making it cool.
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You're destroying merchandise.
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I don't even think this is my style.
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Rule number two: forget what you think.
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Being popular is about accepting
what everyone else thinks.
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Image is everything.
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Image is everything.
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Image is everything.
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Neal Gamby,
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the most popular boy in school.
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Can you see it?
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Mm.
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So? Honesty check.
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Did you like it?
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Delicious.
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Who knew you could cook?
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Well, it looks like Mi-Cha enjoyed it.
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She's going bananas over there.
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Go ahead, soak it up,
gravy's the best part.
258
00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,738
Yeah.
259
00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:24,363
Uh, no-no-no. Don't... you
don't do it with your tongue...
260
00:10:24,364 --> 00:10:26,571
in America, we use bread.
261
00:10:26,572 --> 00:10:28,238
We use bread.
262
00:10:28,239 --> 00:10:29,446
Here you go.
263
00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:30,822
My one and only mother-in-law.
264
00:10:30,823 --> 00:10:33,613
This is great. You have to make
it more often. What's in it?
265
00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:36,405
No way, I will not
divulge the secret recipe.
266
00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:38,571
You cannot even get me
with an honesty check.
267
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,321
I mean it, Christine.
268
00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:44,029
This was nice, Lee.
269
00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,406
Thank you.
270
00:10:46,262 --> 00:10:49,011
I love you, Christine.
271
00:10:49,014 --> 00:10:50,571
Our marriage is sacred.
272
00:10:50,572 --> 00:10:53,863
I will do honesty
checks. I'll cook dinner.
273
00:10:53,864 --> 00:10:56,614
I'll even walk over
hot coals to save it.
274
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,457
God's honest truth, baby.
275
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,410
I'll do the dishes.
276
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,183
Okay.
277
00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:12,645
Thank you.
278
00:11:30,045 --> 00:11:31,470
Lee?
279
00:11:34,539 --> 00:11:36,288
You rang?
280
00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:39,154
How long did it take you to cook dinner?
281
00:11:39,155 --> 00:11:44,029
Uh... I don't know. Like
an hour, an hour I guess?
282
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,655
For all this?
283
00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:47,665
Well, I didn't time it, Christine.
284
00:11:55,739 --> 00:11:58,154
If you had just said, let's get takeout,
285
00:11:58,155 --> 00:12:00,113
I would've been totally fine.
286
00:12:00,114 --> 00:12:03,905
I tried... to cook, Christine.
287
00:12:03,906 --> 00:12:05,530
But I-I-I burned the chicken.
288
00:12:05,531 --> 00:12:06,470
Show me the chicken.
289
00:12:06,473 --> 00:12:08,863
Well, I don't have the
burned chicken, Christine,
290
00:12:08,864 --> 00:12:10,029
because I threw it away.
291
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,279
Once I got the-the
takeout, I threw it away.
292
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,988
I was trying to cover
my tracks, Christine.
293
00:12:13,989 --> 00:12:16,205
- What were the ingredients? Quick.
- What are you...?
294
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,822
Christine, come on, I'm a
principal of a high school...
295
00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:22,238
You lie and then you tell more
lies to cover everything up,
296
00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,113
even when you're doing something nice.
297
00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:29,364
Why are you doing this? We
just had a beautiful dinner.
298
00:12:30,322 --> 00:12:32,530
No, I didn't, I didn't cook,
299
00:12:32,531 --> 00:12:35,405
but isn't it the thought that counts?
300
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,405
Hey, hey, come on.
301
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,863
Don't do that. Don't do this.
302
00:12:38,864 --> 00:12:40,931
- Hey-hey, come on. Come on, don't-don't.
- Stop it.
303
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,823
Don't do that. Come on.
304
00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:49,697
So we'll be to the school by six PM,
305
00:12:49,698 --> 00:12:51,238
- if that works.
- Yeah.
306
00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:52,405
And if it doesn't work...
307
00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,197
Well, this is a little
bit of an inconvenience.
308
00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:57,029
Janelle, don't leave your
bookbag at my house again, okay?
309
00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,488
Keep up with your stuff.
310
00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:00,780
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
311
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,405
What are you wearing?
312
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,363
What are you talking
about? This is a linen suit.
313
00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:05,571
I dig it, Gamby.
314
00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:07,905
You got sort of a Max
Headroom thing going on.
315
00:13:07,906 --> 00:13:10,113
You look... ridiculous.
316
00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:12,738
Pssh. Says the woman with
blue hair and yoga pants.
317
00:13:12,739 --> 00:13:15,321
Get a clue, Gale. Image is everything.
318
00:13:15,322 --> 00:13:17,822
Hey, can we get pizza
after my thing tonight?
319
00:13:17,823 --> 00:13:19,071
Tonight, what's tonight?
320
00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,154
J Bird won an extinct
animal art contest.
321
00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:22,697
Yeah, I'm getting an award.
322
00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:25,655
Aw, shit baby. I can't make
it. I got payday drinks tonight.
323
00:13:25,656 --> 00:13:27,446
- So what?
- So what?
324
00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:30,154
Payday drinks is a very
important social engagement.
325
00:13:30,155 --> 00:13:32,780
I've never been asked
before. It's a real honor.
326
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,279
Can't you just miss it?
327
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,697
Baby.
328
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:40,071
Look. If I can kick ass
tonight at payday drinks,
329
00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:43,530
it's my one shot to be the most
popular boy in the whole school.
330
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,071
The most popular boy?
331
00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:46,613
Person, whatever Gale.
332
00:13:46,614 --> 00:13:48,154
Don't make fun of me, all right?
333
00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:50,651
Look, if I ever want to be
principal again, I got to be popular.
334
00:13:50,653 --> 00:13:52,780
Wish you guys could be
supportive and understand that.
335
00:13:52,781 --> 00:13:55,571
Hume said "Patriotism and popularity
336
00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,532
are the beaten road
to power and tyranny."
337
00:13:57,535 --> 00:14:00,067
See? I knew Ray would understand.
338
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,689
Check it, check it.
339
00:14:02,692 --> 00:14:05,697
Each of you have been chosen to
be the proctors for the HSAPs.
340
00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:07,279
Now I know none of you
all want to be here.
341
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,613
I don't want to be here either.
342
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,279
I'll try to keep it
chill as poss... possible.
343
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,822
Now once the tests are completed,
344
00:14:12,823 --> 00:14:15,571
you will gather them, and you
will deliver them to me and Nash-O.
345
00:14:15,572 --> 00:14:18,113
We will then place the tests into bins
346
00:14:18,114 --> 00:14:20,279
that will be delivered
securely by Ms. Snodgrass,
347
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,655
to the school board,
no later than three PM.
348
00:14:22,656 --> 00:14:24,238
Do no tamper with the tests,
349
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,738
or you could face jail time.
350
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,655
Yikes. They'd throw me in teacher jail?
351
00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:30,378
No, Ms. Snodgrass.
352
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:32,297
State, federal, fucking prison.
353
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,029
So don't fuck around.
354
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:36,155
Do you guys want to
get your packets now?
355
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,154
Gamby, looking forward
to payday drinks tonight?
356
00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:41,780
Should be a fairly fly affair, huh?
357
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,117
First time you've been, huh?
358
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,071
Of course you'd try to
shine a light on that.
359
00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:46,655
- You buzzkill.
- No.
360
00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:49,155
Hater's going to hate.
Hater's going to hate.
361
00:14:54,155 --> 00:14:56,437
The problem with him is,
you need to walk and talk.
362
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,698
You need to be able to walk and talk.
363
00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,331
Hello, friends.
364
00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:04,276
What's going on?
365
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,571
- Oh, I got that thing.
- Oh, yeah.
366
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,029
- I got to go do.
- Oh yeah. I got to go.
367
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,155
See ya.
368
00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:20,655
Yo. I just wanted to
give you the heads-up
369
00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,988
that the proctors are all
set for the HSAPs tomorrow.
370
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:26,363
Hey, that's, uh... really cool ensemble.
371
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,655
I know. Thank you.
372
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:31,363
Also, Gamby, I was
thinking about some...
373
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,947
some suspects, you know,
in your case, and, uh...
374
00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:35,363
Russell, don't try to be my friend.
375
00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:37,905
You don't care about the
case, so don't act like you do.
376
00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:39,406
I was just trying to be nice.
377
00:15:39,409 --> 00:15:41,071
I got to split.
378
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:42,363
Teachers invited me to PDD.
379
00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:45,905
Oh, you got invited to payday drinks?
380
00:15:45,906 --> 00:15:48,905
Please. I used to go all the time.
381
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:52,008
A bunch of teachers sitting around
eating nachos and singing karaoke?
382
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,863
What an absolute joke.
383
00:15:53,864 --> 00:15:56,073
I like eating nachos and lip-synching,
384
00:15:56,076 --> 00:15:57,158
I always have.
385
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,285
Oh, well good.
386
00:15:58,288 --> 00:15:59,697
I hope you enjoy them.
387
00:15:59,698 --> 00:16:02,238
I'm sure you will as
fucking fat as you are.
388
00:16:02,239 --> 00:16:03,446
Fuck you, Russell.
389
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:04,531
Pssh.
390
00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:08,613
Fine, I'm jealous. All right?
391
00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:10,530
The teachers, they hate my guts.
392
00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:13,196
And they love you and your...
393
00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:14,947
Is that what you want to hear?
394
00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:17,164
I said it, so there you go. You got it.
395
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,245
Put it in your wallet. You can have it.
396
00:16:23,489 --> 00:16:25,503
Come on, man. It's
not that big of a deal.
397
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,932
It's just payday drinks.
398
00:16:26,935 --> 00:16:29,334
I used to be the most likeable
motherfucker in town, Gamby.
399
00:16:29,337 --> 00:16:32,238
Now I can't even get my
own wife to be my friend.
400
00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:34,321
I would invite you, but you
know how the teachers are.
401
00:16:34,322 --> 00:16:36,446
They like to keep the guest
list low for payday drinks,
402
00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,863
so they can get that good table.
403
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,656
Go on, have a good time, Gamby.
404
00:16:43,704 --> 00:16:46,118
Fuck it. Come with me.
405
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,446
Let's rock this payday drinks.
406
00:16:52,447 --> 00:16:56,613
♪ Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka
Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka ♪
407
00:16:57,864 --> 00:16:58,822
Woo-hoo!
408
00:16:58,823 --> 00:17:00,238
♪ Open the door, get on the floor ♪
409
00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:02,238
♪ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♪
410
00:17:02,239 --> 00:17:04,446
♪ Open the door, get on the floor ♪
411
00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:06,196
♪ Everybody walk the dinosaur ♪
412
00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:08,561
♪ Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka.
Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka ♪
413
00:17:08,564 --> 00:17:10,898
♪ Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka
Boom, boom, aka-laka-laka ♪
414
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,655
Buenas noches, amigo.
415
00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:15,530
Hey, listen.
416
00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:17,571
When I said you hadn't been
to payday drinks before,
417
00:17:17,572 --> 00:17:20,238
and, uh, you got all upset, um,
418
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,738
I didn't mean anything by it.
419
00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:23,988
I didn't think you cared about
this kind of stuff, that's all.
420
00:17:23,989 --> 00:17:25,321
Being popular is very important
421
00:17:25,322 --> 00:17:27,321
if I hope to get the things
I desire in this world.
422
00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,530
Image is everything.
423
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,488
Wow.
424
00:17:30,489 --> 00:17:31,905
You seem so different.
425
00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:34,238
You never struck me as
someone who needed to fit in.
426
00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,905
Well, there's plenty of people that
427
00:17:35,906 --> 00:17:38,571
think that being cool
suits me just fine.
428
00:17:38,572 --> 00:17:40,279
Where's your old man?
429
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,029
He too good for payday drinks?
430
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:44,488
He's in, uh, South America.
431
00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:46,238
He's working on another novel.
432
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,071
Jesus, of course he is.
433
00:17:48,074 --> 00:17:50,715
I guess he is getting the real
deal Mexican food down there, huh?
434
00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:54,176
Well no, because Mexico
is in North America.
435
00:17:54,589 --> 00:17:56,405
Well, somebody better tell the Mexicans
436
00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:58,071
'cause they think they
are in South America.
437
00:18:09,781 --> 00:18:12,697
Guys, tonight I'd like
to make an announcement.
438
00:18:12,698 --> 00:18:17,029
I have never been happier
than I am right now.
439
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,822
And, uh, I can get pretty sad and weird,
440
00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:22,279
I swear. I just want
you all to know that...
441
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,697
uh, this is me doing good for once.
442
00:18:25,698 --> 00:18:28,292
And, uh, I can't hold it in any longer.
443
00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:31,071
But you should. You should.
You should hold it in.
444
00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:32,738
- No, I can't.
- No, but you're going to.
445
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:35,104
'Cause it needs to be mutual,
it needs to be a discussion.
446
00:18:35,107 --> 00:18:39,052
Neal Gamby and I are seeing each other.
447
00:18:39,864 --> 00:18:41,935
We're a fucking couple, y'all!
448
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:43,271
Love wins!
449
00:18:43,274 --> 00:18:45,939
Congrats, Gamby. You scored.
450
00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,530
Thank you, Mr. Milner.
451
00:18:48,531 --> 00:18:50,238
Neal, come on up here.
452
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:52,988
And let's show these guys
that we are made of magic.
453
00:18:52,989 --> 00:18:55,029
Go on, Gamby. Sing with your boo.
454
00:18:55,032 --> 00:18:56,738
- Come on! Come on!
- Come on, Gamby.
455
00:18:56,739 --> 00:18:58,655
I actually don't know the
words to this song, so no.
456
00:18:58,656 --> 00:18:59,905
This is our song, you guys.
457
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:00,905
This song is about us.
458
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,697
I don't know one part of the song.
459
00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:05,154
- ♪ I was tired of my lady ♪
- I'm not going to go up there and sing it.
460
00:19:05,155 --> 00:19:07,780
- Go on, Neal... Go.
- ♪ Together too long ♪
461
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,029
You got to get up here.
462
00:19:10,531 --> 00:19:12,321
♪ Recording ♪
463
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,280
♪ Of our favorite song ♪
464
00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:18,252
♪ So while she lay there sleeping ♪
465
00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:21,114
♪ I read the paper in bed ♪
466
00:19:22,239 --> 00:19:25,488
♪ If you like pina coladas ♪
467
00:19:25,489 --> 00:19:27,489
♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪
468
00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:31,697
♪ If you like making love at midnight ♪
469
00:19:31,698 --> 00:19:32,780
♪ We do! ♪
470
00:19:32,781 --> 00:19:35,072
♪ At the dunes on the cape ♪
471
00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:41,822
♪ And I never thought I'd feel this way ♪
472
00:19:41,823 --> 00:19:43,403
Now why would you bring him here?
473
00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:44,947
He's not part of the group anymore.
474
00:19:44,948 --> 00:19:46,321
Yeah, Gamby, Russell sucks ass.
475
00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:47,673
Shut the fuck up, you guys.
476
00:19:47,676 --> 00:19:49,634
He brought him in to make fun of him.
477
00:19:50,698 --> 00:19:52,113
What?
478
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:54,863
♪ If I love you ♪
479
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:56,989
You brought him to make fun of him?
480
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,613
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
481
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:00,697
Yeah, of course.
482
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:02,363
He's my sacrificial offering.
483
00:20:02,364 --> 00:20:04,822
I mean, I just figured we
could all use a little release,
484
00:20:04,823 --> 00:20:07,071
I know I could, with
all this HSAP prepping.
485
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,571
Who's prepping?
486
00:20:09,781 --> 00:20:11,905
What's with the secret
laughter? What's that all about?
487
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,154
You swear not to tell?
488
00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:14,363
I swear.
489
00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:16,697
Okay, so ever since spring term started,
490
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,656
we stopped teaching to the tests.
491
00:20:19,989 --> 00:20:21,321
It was LeBlanc's idea.
492
00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:24,196
Uh, actually not me, I-I didn't do that.
493
00:20:24,197 --> 00:20:26,625
Snodgrass, you are such a square.
494
00:20:26,628 --> 00:20:28,738
If the HSAPs go badly,
495
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:30,446
- Russell is out.
- Mm.
496
00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:31,988
But isn't that bad for the students?
497
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:33,738
I mean, if they crash
and burn on a test?
498
00:20:33,739 --> 00:20:35,822
And the test is a useless exercise.
499
00:20:35,823 --> 00:20:37,071
It only affects principals.
500
00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:38,905
Yeah, maybe the budget will take a hit,
501
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,627
but it's worth it if Russell gets fired.
502
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:45,405
Yeah. Then you'd be
the king of the school.
503
00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:47,697
Neal Gamby, the handsome king.
504
00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:49,321
It's better than King Ding-a-Ling.
505
00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:52,488
Guys, Neal is right,
506
00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:54,029
I mean, I think it's shitty...
507
00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,863
Get a chip.
508
00:20:55,864 --> 00:20:57,697
I'm so sorry.
509
00:20:57,698 --> 00:20:59,196
Hon, let me help you clean it.
510
00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:00,697
No. You're good. It's okay.
511
00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:03,196
Stop it. I will go
throw some water on it.
512
00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:05,167
- Oh, that's a great idea. Good luck.
- Excuse me.
513
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,504
Party now.
514
00:21:07,864 --> 00:21:09,863
Go quick, so it doesn't set.
515
00:21:09,864 --> 00:21:12,238
♪ For sure ♪
516
00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:16,947
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
517
00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:18,613
Yeah.
518
00:21:18,614 --> 00:21:20,584
That is what friends are for, guys.
519
00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:22,738
Thank you so much.
520
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:26,069
This has really been such
a special evening for me.
521
00:21:26,072 --> 00:21:30,697
I... Wow. I will wake up a different
person tomorrow, I'll tell you that.
522
00:21:33,072 --> 00:21:34,279
Boyfriend.
523
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,446
Can you give me a ride
home? I'm pretty buzzed.
524
00:21:36,447 --> 00:21:38,822
Yeah, I got to give Russell
a ride home first, though.
525
00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:39,947
Ugh.
526
00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,571
Okay guys, go home.
527
00:21:41,572 --> 00:21:43,446
Let Milner be the designated driver.
528
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,993
I knew that I didn't lose my touch.
529
00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:51,071
Celebratory drink at my house.
530
00:21:51,072 --> 00:21:53,071
No, I'm too tired, my back hurts. No.
531
00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:55,071
Yeah, it's about that time, Russell.
532
00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:59,837
You're administering a test
tomorrow, you can be tired.
533
00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:04,780
Hey, keep it down.
534
00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:08,613
What the fuck?
535
00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:10,462
Looks like you got robbed.
536
00:22:13,614 --> 00:22:15,613
Christine?
537
00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:17,228
Mi-Cha?
538
00:22:18,656 --> 00:22:20,238
Christine!
539
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,571
- What the fuck?
- I-I don't know.
540
00:22:22,572 --> 00:22:24,655
Mi-Cha? Christi...?
541
00:22:24,656 --> 00:22:26,114
Christine!
542
00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:39,114
No...
543
00:22:49,781 --> 00:22:51,863
Buddy, everything okay?
544
00:22:51,864 --> 00:22:53,655
She's gone, Gamby.
545
00:22:53,656 --> 00:22:55,321
Oh, Russell.
546
00:22:55,322 --> 00:22:57,488
Christine is gone.
547
00:22:57,489 --> 00:22:59,530
It's over.
548
00:22:59,531 --> 00:23:02,154
Oh, man.
549
00:23:02,155 --> 00:23:05,781
Why do all these bad things
keep happening to me, Gamby?
550
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,196
What did I do to deserve it?
551
00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:18,113
What did I do to deserve this?
552
00:23:18,114 --> 00:23:21,531
You know what?
I'm really... I'm really, really tired.
553
00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:24,324
You'll be okay, Lee.
554
00:23:24,327 --> 00:23:26,279
Let's give him some space.
555
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,238
Russell, do you want to
spend the night tonight?
556
00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:29,780
No, he doesn't. He's okay.
557
00:23:29,781 --> 00:23:31,279
He'll be fine.
558
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,738
Let's just go.
559
00:23:32,739 --> 00:23:34,697
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
560
00:23:34,698 --> 00:23:36,488
See you at school tomorrow, Russell.
561
00:23:36,489 --> 00:23:37,988
Bye, Lee, see you at school.
562
00:23:56,739 --> 00:24:01,072
Ugh, I really feel like I almost
puked when he stated crying.
563
00:24:02,656 --> 00:24:04,571
Ugh, just a broken man.
564
00:24:04,572 --> 00:24:06,239
It's like ugh.
565
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,405
That's never going to happen to us.
566
00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:11,579
- What's that?
- Splitting up.
567
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,572
If it did, I would fucking kill myself.
568
00:24:21,781 --> 00:24:23,238
I bet we end up married.
569
00:24:23,239 --> 00:24:26,321
Maybe we should just
listen to these tunes.
570
00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:33,738
It's the same way every time.
571
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,196
- Is it?
- Yeah.
572
00:24:35,197 --> 00:24:37,405
Yeah. It was the same way...
573
00:24:37,406 --> 00:24:40,196
Oh, there he is, life of the party.
574
00:24:40,197 --> 00:24:42,099
Uh, hello, hello, everybody.
575
00:24:42,102 --> 00:24:46,530
Um, I just, uh, I wanted to thank you,
576
00:24:46,531 --> 00:24:50,799
each and every one of you for
accepting me back into this...
577
00:24:50,802 --> 00:24:52,013
group.
578
00:24:52,016 --> 00:24:53,488
- That's, that's very sweet.
- Aw.
579
00:24:53,489 --> 00:24:55,446
Really it means everything to me.
580
00:24:55,447 --> 00:24:57,988
So... I just wanted to say thank you.
581
00:24:57,989 --> 00:24:58,947
Aw!
582
00:24:58,948 --> 00:25:00,279
That's what friends are for.
583
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,419
Okay, see ya.
584
00:25:11,617 --> 00:25:14,116
There's a reason in the
universe for all things.
585
00:25:16,447 --> 00:25:19,778
All great things come to those who care.
586
00:25:21,322 --> 00:25:22,905
Who care deeply about great things.
587
00:25:28,531 --> 00:25:30,700
Stop. Pencils down.
588
00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:32,388
Test is done.
589
00:25:34,155 --> 00:25:36,738
These tests... Russell is fucked.
590
00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:38,530
Look at this, this one wrote out "cum."
591
00:25:38,531 --> 00:25:42,196
Probably because there wasn't enough
room for "ejaculate" or "spermatozoa."
592
00:25:42,197 --> 00:25:43,302
Very clever child.
593
00:25:43,305 --> 00:25:45,679
Well, I got his pink slip right here.
594
00:25:45,682 --> 00:25:48,029
All right, guys, let's
not laugh too hard.
595
00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:49,822
These are failing children
we're talking about.
596
00:25:49,823 --> 00:25:51,822
Who cares? Russell's ass is grass
597
00:25:51,823 --> 00:25:53,363
and we are the Weedwackers.
598
00:25:54,406 --> 00:25:56,196
This is the last of them, boss.
599
00:25:56,197 --> 00:25:57,863
All right, Amanda,
600
00:25:57,864 --> 00:26:00,321
let's get these to the school
board office by three PM.
601
00:26:00,322 --> 00:26:02,823
- Don't dillydally.
- I'll guard them with my life.
602
00:26:07,739 --> 00:26:10,488
Lee Russell bites the dust.
603
00:26:10,489 --> 00:26:12,872
It's the moment we've
all been waiting for.
604
00:26:19,364 --> 00:26:21,708
Magic.
605
00:26:21,711 --> 00:26:24,575
Amanda, I need to speak to you.
606
00:26:24,578 --> 00:26:26,239
Your girlfriend wouldn't like that.
607
00:26:26,242 --> 00:26:29,196
Oh, come on, she's not my girlfriend,
okay? I just have no other option.
608
00:26:29,197 --> 00:26:30,321
Don't judge me, all right?
609
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,196
I mean, it's not like
you're not dating Brian
610
00:26:32,197 --> 00:26:33,238
to get your book published.
611
00:26:33,239 --> 00:26:35,113
Hey, do we have to do this now, Neal?
612
00:26:35,114 --> 00:26:36,363
- Come on.
- No, we don't,
613
00:26:36,364 --> 00:26:37,405
but I-I need those tests.
614
00:26:37,406 --> 00:26:39,279
No. They have to stay
by my side. Excuse me.
615
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,029
Nope, not excusing you because I have
clearance. You're gonna give them to me.
616
00:26:42,030 --> 00:26:43,655
- It's my responsibility...
- Give me the tests.
617
00:26:43,656 --> 00:26:44,947
- No, I will not.
- Give me the tests.
618
00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:46,488
- Give me the fucking tests.
- Move out of my way.
619
00:26:46,489 --> 00:26:48,613
Look, Amanda, we cannot turn
in these fucked-up tests.
620
00:26:48,614 --> 00:26:51,154
What the teachers have done is wrong.
621
00:26:51,155 --> 00:26:52,406
I got to stop them.
622
00:26:53,572 --> 00:26:57,321
Okay. Let me help.
623
00:26:57,322 --> 00:27:00,029
That I am forever in your
presence and in your grace.
624
00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:01,780
Russell.
625
00:27:01,781 --> 00:27:04,057
Are the tests in? I'm
really stressed out, Gamby.
626
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,190
After the whole Christine
thing, I really need a win.
627
00:27:06,193 --> 00:27:08,863
Lee... But I know when one door
closes that another one opens.
628
00:27:08,864 --> 00:27:10,943
Lee, Lee, the tests are fucked.
629
00:27:10,946 --> 00:27:14,279
The teachers, they didn't
teach the test on purpose.
630
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,405
They want you fired.
631
00:27:15,406 --> 00:27:17,071
It's a full mutiny.
632
00:27:17,072 --> 00:27:19,488
They fucked me?
633
00:27:19,489 --> 00:27:21,052
Everyone fucked me?
634
00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:22,948
We didn't fuck you.
635
00:27:24,197 --> 00:27:25,780
Just under an hour.
636
00:27:25,781 --> 00:27:28,113
What is the main idea
of the dinosaur story?
637
00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,655
It's D! There's several
competing theories.
638
00:27:29,656 --> 00:27:30,738
- D. Go.
- You got it.
639
00:27:30,739 --> 00:27:32,613
Uh, 22, C. 22-22 is C.
640
00:27:32,614 --> 00:27:33,947
I don't know geometry.
641
00:27:33,948 --> 00:27:36,614
Shh. Hello, who is it?
642
00:27:39,197 --> 00:27:41,863
Oh, shit. You guys are jukin' em?
643
00:27:41,864 --> 00:27:43,947
- Shut the fucking door.
- Get the fucking door. Get in here!
644
00:27:43,948 --> 00:27:45,154
Get in here. Close the door.
645
00:27:45,155 --> 00:27:47,113
Grab a pencil, let's go!
Number seven, number seven.
646
00:27:47,114 --> 00:27:48,738
- 17 is B!
- Bingo!
647
00:27:48,739 --> 00:27:50,738
Nash, you have to erase the old answers.
648
00:27:50,739 --> 00:27:52,113
- 10 B!
- 14. 27. 28.
649
00:27:52,114 --> 00:27:54,071
- C!
- What number is that?
650
00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:56,321
All's I care, 24 is C!
651
00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:58,279
- Go-go-go-go.
- Wow. What's up folks?
652
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,446
Fuck off, Willows.
653
00:28:04,072 --> 00:28:07,154
- Answer, A!
- But what about you?
654
00:28:07,155 --> 00:28:09,571
Hurry up! We're almost
there! We're almost there!
655
00:28:12,114 --> 00:28:13,405
Here we are! Here we are!
656
00:28:13,406 --> 00:28:15,238
Wrap it up!
657
00:28:15,239 --> 00:28:17,947
Whoa!
658
00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:19,154
Go!
659
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:22,071
Thank you. People, I'm
coming through. Excuse me.
660
00:28:22,072 --> 00:28:25,489
Wait! I'm here. North
Jackson High School!
661
00:28:33,489 --> 00:28:35,114
What's taking her so long?
662
00:28:37,489 --> 00:28:38,863
Oh-oh, there she is.
663
00:28:38,864 --> 00:28:40,279
There she is.
664
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,613
Why is she walking like she's
got something stuck up her ass?
665
00:28:42,614 --> 00:28:45,286
- Something's not right.
- I think that's just the way she walks.
666
00:28:45,289 --> 00:28:47,530
Guys, I, uh, I don't
know how to tell you this.
667
00:28:47,531 --> 00:28:50,196
But the tests are...
668
00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:52,864
They're in! They're in!
669
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,655
Oh, thanks, bud!
670
00:28:56,656 --> 00:28:59,279
Oh my God, you're all I've
got! You're all I've got!
671
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,363
That was awesome! I'm going
to celebrate with Snodgrass.
672
00:29:02,364 --> 00:29:04,822
- I'll come with you.
- No. Celebrate with Nash.
673
00:29:04,823 --> 00:29:06,697
No, no, no. But you're all I've got!
674
00:29:06,698 --> 00:29:08,738
Come on in, you big pooh-bah.
675
00:29:08,739 --> 00:29:10,530
- Grand pooh-bah!
- Hey...
676
00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:13,029
- Okay.
- All right. Yes, we did it!
677
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,863
Hey, take a picture.
678
00:29:18,864 --> 00:29:21,279
It'll last longer.
679
00:29:21,315 --> 00:29:26,918
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