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You all need a lesson
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in respecting your superiors.
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Is this about not wanting to eat sushi?
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Jesus Christ!
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This is about me.
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Firing... all of you.
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What?
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Oh, come on.
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You're not supposed
to pick up people here.
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Perfect timing!
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What you doing? Anything fun?
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Oh, my God. Is that a
whole binder of suspects?
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Oh, my God, yes it is.
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And you'd better be glad
I don't put Brian in here.
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Excuse me?
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Just keep your nose clean, Snodgrass.
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What?
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Excuse me, I'm looking
for a patient. Neal Gamby.
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He's still in surgery.
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You'll have to wait.
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You're waiting for Neal Gamby.
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Yes, yes, I am. Is he okay?
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- Awake and alert.
- Oh, my God!
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Okay, that's great. That's great!
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- Are you family?
- Yes.
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I'm his girlfriend.
May I see him, please?
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- Let me see if he's ready for visitors yet.
- Okay.
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- Excuse me.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
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Ma'am?
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Yes?
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Mr. Gamby says he
doesn't have a girlfriend.
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Uh...
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Are you sure?
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Heads-up, boss.
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Vintage Porsche, nine o'clock.
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Copy that. I got eyes on 'em.
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Yo, Nash, how's that ball-sack hanging?
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- What'd you say?
- Where you get them titties?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep
running, ya blockheads!
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Robin Shandrell, what in
the hell are you doin'?
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I'm goin' to school.
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Dopers, get into class.
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Get the fuck into school.
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Robin, what the fuck?
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You're getting a second chance
and you're already gonna blow it?
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I mean, what are these clothes
you're wearing on your first day back?
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These are my clothes. It's all I have.
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Leave me alone, okay?
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You gotta show people that you're
ready to do this for real this time,
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not be some goddamn
slack-jawed fuck-up!
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When are you gonna
stop being an asshole?
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Hey, watch your mouth. You hear me?
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You should be kissing my asshole.
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Don't make me look like an idiot.
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Fuck off. I won't.
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Okay, good, good.
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- You got lunch money?
- No.
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Didn't think so.
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Give this meal pass to
Dayshawn in the cafeteria.
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He'll get you anything you need, okay?
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Get in there.
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Kick some ass, all right?
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Don't do drugs!
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Ah, this is so exciting!
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I can already tell that I
like you guys so much better
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than that last batch of teachers.
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Why so many new teachers at once?
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Was there a walkout or somethin'?
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No, no, no. No walkout.
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Just some folks...
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with some toxic attitudes
who needed to be let go.
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I always strive for the best.
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We are a very happy
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and successful institution.
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What's this?
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This looks like you.
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"King Ding-a Ling"?
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Look how tiny they
made your tee-tee bird.
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- Fuck you, Gamby.
- I... No, I know it's offensive,
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but it's a pretty good picture of you.
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Obviously whoever did
this is really good at art.
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Who do you think it was?
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Some anonymous coward hid
it out in the trophy case,
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meaning someone with a key.
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Meaning a faculty member
tried to make me look
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like an asshole in
front of the new hires.
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A caricature is supposed
to look like a person.
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You give Streisand a
big nose. Why? Ms. Swift?
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Because she has a big fucking nose!
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That's why!
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Now why would they draw
my dick so little? Huh?
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I don't want to offend you, Russell,
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but maybe you come off
like the type of guy
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that has a... small, itty-bitty penis.
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Oh, whatever, Gamby.
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I'm sure yours is so
long and thick and juicy
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with big, fuckin' hairy balls.
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I bet you got a lot of little Gambys
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swimmin' around in there,
ready to come out, right?
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I'm so fucking sure, Gamby.
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I don't have people
imagining that it's small.
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Mocked by underlings.
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No more.
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Startin' right now, I'm placing you
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as a substitute for Bill Hayden's class.
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Are you nuts? Come on, Russell.
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That's beneath my dignity.
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I haven't been able
to fill the spot yet.
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Besides, you can act as my spy.
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Let me know what the teachers are up to.
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I'm sorry, Gamby, but
you're going undercover.
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I... I got my hands
full with my own job.
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Nash can't handle discipline on her own.
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We just let Robin Shandrell back in.
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She's not ready for a guy like that.
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I can take the kid. I got a few moves.
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Nash, you got dick.
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I saw your moves in the parking
lot today. It was pathetic.
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Gamby, it's already been decided.
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I need you to go in there and
substitute teach the class, okay?
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God, this is so stupid.
This is bullshit!
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This is so dumb, Russell.
It's the dumbest thing.
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It's such bad judgment.
I don't like this choice.
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Excuse us, ladies.
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Close the door, please.
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Buddy, don't you forget
that I'm your boss.
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Now, I can't have you talking to me
like that in front of other people.
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I am the principal.
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Well, I was supposed to
be principal too, so...
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Yes. Then you got shot.
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And you hid out like a poor,
frightened little child.
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You were broken, and I brought you back.
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Now, you will substitute
teach that class, Neal Gamby.
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And you will find out who's drawing
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fucked up cartoons about my genitalia.
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Are we clear?
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I suppose.
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Don't make me ask again.
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Crystal.
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Dismissed.
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Okay, here's the deal, people.
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I'm gonna be temporarily
subbing Honors History.
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So, someone please tell
me, what... where are we at
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in the lesson plan?
Where... where are we going?
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We're studying the Reconstruction era,
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post-Civil War, and its long-term effect
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on the Southern states.
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Okay. Cinchy.
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Uh, does Hayden have like
a... a master list of questions
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or like a... study guide or anything?
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Mr. Hayden just lectured mostly.
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Hm. That's one technique of course,
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just to stand up there
and run your mouth.
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Uh, we're... we're gonna
put a pin in Reconstruction
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and get a little more
creative with the learning.
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Here we go. Got it.
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Does anyone know what
happened today in history?
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Give you a hint. It happened in 1969.
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Anyone?
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Boris Karloff, English actor and singer,
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b. 1887, he passed away
on this day in history.
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He was a famous person
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for playing the role of Frankenstein
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in the classic Universal monster film
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Frankenstein.
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So, what we're gonna do is this.
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This is where it gets fun.
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Take a piece of paper and
pass it around, one to each.
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Today I want your best artist renditions
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of Frankenstein.
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Do we draw Frankenstein himself
or Frankenstein's monster?
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Frankenstein has a monster?
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Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
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Draw Frankenstein, okay?
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Now where did Hayden
keep his Magic Markers?
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This is a college-level course.
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We don't have Magic Markers.
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Did you even go to college?
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Yes, I went to college.
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What school?
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Learning Leaders University.
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LLU. It's an online,
accredited university.
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What major?
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Leadership.
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What the hell is so funny about that?
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I got into Penn State.
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I'm going to Duke. Full ride.
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Well, big flippin' deal. Who cares?
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What were your SAT scores, Mr. Gamby?
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Uh, I think my SAT scores
are none of your business.
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Look, just everyone shut
your mouths right now.
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Shut your... mouths now.
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Just draw the motherfucker with
the bolts in his neck, okay?
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Simple. Don't make me say it again.
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Fuck, you guys are entitled.
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Unbelievable.
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Regina Deets! Look at you with this...
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colorful ensemble.
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So creative!
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What an art teacher you are.
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What are you workin' on next?
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In terms of my syllabus?
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No, sweetheart. I'm talkin' you.
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Are you workin' on any
paintings or illustrations?
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- You came by just to ask that?
- Well, I'm just curious
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what you like to work on yourself,
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you know, when you're alone
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and you're feeling inspired.
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- You know, like when you want to make a statement.
- Ugh.
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I did not draw that comic strip,
if that's what you're asking.
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Comic strip? I don't even
know what you're talking about.
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- What?
- King Ding-a Ling.
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You know, the one everyone's
passing around showcasing your...
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Who is passing it around?
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I don't know who's doing it.
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Well, do you know any other
teachers who like to draw?
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I'm a potter, Lee.
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I make pottery, remember?
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My show at the gallery, you were there!
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Yes, that's right, clay pots.
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I remember that.
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Well, it was good to...
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chat...
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with you, Regina.
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I look forward to...
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our next conversation...
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where we get to review the art budget.
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Looking forward to that.
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Hey, Chief.
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You mind if I sit?
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What do you want?
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For some crazy reason, Mr.
Gamby has taken a liking to you.
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If you disappoint him,
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you're gonna have to deal with the
toughest MF-er you've ever seen.
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Yeah? Who's that?
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Me.
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Oh, shit!
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Mr. Nash just farted!
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How's it goin'? What's
up? What's up? What's up?
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What's up?
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You all are probably wondering
why I'm sitting with you.
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Well, I shall tell you.
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Lee Russell is an asshole.
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- No shit.
- Not exactly breaking news, Gamby.
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Yeah, it's all we've been
talking about for the last month.
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Well, good. Glad to
see I'm amongst friends.
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That way I can talk as
much shit as I want to, huh?
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What's your beef with him, Gamby?
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My beef, he's full of baloney.
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He's got me substitute teaching
Bill Hayden's history class.
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- You?
- What?
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- Me.
- Why can't he get a real sub?
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Yeah, someone more qualified.
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- "More qualified"?
- Mm-hmm.
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You trying to knock on
me? Come on, Ms. Snodgrass.
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I'm overqualified. This is
a slap in the face to me.
257
00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:27,659
Why is it a slap in the face
to teach class? Is there, uh,
258
00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:28,894
something wrong with teaching
259
00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,163
you wanna tell this table of teachers?
260
00:11:31,199 --> 00:11:32,164
Well, n... no. I mean, there's...
261
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,167
there's nothing wrong
with it for you guys.
262
00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:37,236
L... look, I'm not trying
to insult anyone, okay?
263
00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:38,537
Sue, don't get your panties in a bunch.
264
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,272
I'm just saying, this is another example
265
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,441
of Lee Russell using very poor judgment.
266
00:11:42,476 --> 00:11:44,509
What do you expect from
ol' King Ding-a Ling?
267
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,246
That cartoon was pretty awesome.
268
00:11:48,281 --> 00:11:51,216
Mm-hmm. I'd love to shake
the hand of whoever did that.
269
00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:53,184
I made it my wallpaper.
270
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,254
That's fantastic! She
made it her wallpaper!
271
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,659
Classic cartoon cutdown.
272
00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:03,362
Sure would love to know
who did it. Did you do it?
273
00:12:03,397 --> 00:12:06,365
Amanda, did you hear from the
publisher about your book yet?
274
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,466
- No, not yet.
- Oh.
275
00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:08,433
- Fingers crossed.
- Yeah.
276
00:12:08,469 --> 00:12:09,768
Publisher? What are
you guys talking about?
277
00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:12,101
- Wait...
- Amanda's boyfriend has connections
278
00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:14,406
at Penguin Press, and he's
trying to help her get published.
279
00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:16,007
Yup. That's right. Thanks, Jen.
280
00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:18,009
- Yeah, sure.
- Well, if that's all you're looking for,
281
00:12:18,044 --> 00:12:19,577
you should have told me ages go.
282
00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:21,279
I have several esteemed colleagues
283
00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:23,248
who dominate in that field
284
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:24,949
- of business stuff.
- Oh.
285
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,618
I had no idea, but I guess Brian was
286
00:12:27,653 --> 00:12:29,120
just the first to
believe in my work, so...
287
00:12:29,155 --> 00:12:30,889
Yeah, I bet he believes
in your work all right.
288
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,323
Tell me, uh, did you, uh,
289
00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:33,624
ever even read my book?
290
00:12:33,659 --> 00:12:36,194
- I'm reading it right now.
- Yeah, where are you?
291
00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:37,561
I'm at the part where all the,
292
00:12:37,597 --> 00:12:40,064
the... stuff is going
on to the main character.
293
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,300
- What, page one?
- Ms. Snodgrass, I think you just need
294
00:12:42,335 --> 00:12:43,534
to keep your feet on the ground, okay?
295
00:12:43,569 --> 00:12:46,037
I mean, I'm sure this Brian
is gonna promise you the world
296
00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:48,273
if he thinks he can unzip your blouse
297
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,141
and slip and slide his
privates all over your lips.
298
00:12:50,176 --> 00:12:52,142
- Whoa, Neal.
- I'm sorry, Sue.
299
00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,844
You do not know what
you are talking about.
300
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,946
But if I am lucky enough
to get my book published,
301
00:12:55,981 --> 00:12:57,715
I'll be sure to sign a copy for you.
302
00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,183
Well, that's not gonna happen,
so don't worry about it.
303
00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:01,919
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
304
00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:03,053
Thanks a lot, Neal.
305
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:04,588
- No, I don't mean...
- No, I understood.
306
00:13:04,624 --> 00:13:06,075
- Thank you. I got it...
- No, I mean he's not gonna be able
307
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,324
to get it published.
308
00:13:07,359 --> 00:13:08,258
- Not that...
- Oh!
309
00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:11,629
Oh! Oh, my God, she got fuckin' faced!
310
00:13:11,664 --> 00:13:12,996
I wasn't trying to face her.
311
00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:16,066
I was just trying to
give her some advice.
312
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,580
Oh, fuck!
313
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,015
Shit.
314
00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:35,452
Goddammit!
315
00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:36,986
- Goddammit!
- What the hell?
316
00:13:37,021 --> 00:13:38,354
Bill, what the fuck are you doing?
317
00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:39,489
What the fuck are you doing?
318
00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:41,157
That was a classic comedy cutoff.
319
00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:42,926
I pulled in front of you,
you were gonna slow down,
320
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,428
swerve out of the way, we'd
get out and both laugh about it!
321
00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:48,030
- What?
- Look, can I ask you a favor?
322
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,892
Do you have any of your old lesson plans
323
00:13:49,893 --> 00:13:51,100
for the, uh, Reconstruction era?
324
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:52,168
Go fuck yourself.
325
00:13:52,203 --> 00:13:54,870
Bill, please, be professional
for a moment here, okay?
326
00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:57,974
You fired me and now you want my help?
327
00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:58,975
Fuck you, Neal.
328
00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,209
Think about the children, okay?
329
00:14:00,244 --> 00:14:02,544
- They are our future, Bill.
- Screw the children.
330
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,113
Well, maybe you care about this.
331
00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,348
Amanda Snodgrass.
332
00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:06,882
Huh? You might be interested to know
333
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:09,751
she's getting pretty cozy
with Mr. Hotshot Porsche.
334
00:14:09,787 --> 00:14:10,919
Brian Biehn?
335
00:14:10,955 --> 00:14:12,621
Brian Biehn? That's what he's called?
336
00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:13,922
What else do you know about him?
337
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:14,923
He's a fucking novelist.
338
00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,792
He teaches a writing
course that Amanda took.
339
00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,027
So that's his game, huh?
340
00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:19,996
He finds young pupils
to publish and then fuck.
341
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,664
That seems like a lot of
effort to get a girl in bed.
342
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,499
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
343
00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,034
He seems pretty pathetic, if you ask me.
344
00:14:25,069 --> 00:14:26,735
And how about her? I
mean, can you believe this?
345
00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:28,436
She's just got to go
from one guy to the next.
346
00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:31,006
I mean, obviously she has
some major codependency issues.
347
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,074
Hey, you know what, Neal? I
don't want to bond with you.
348
00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,544
- We're not, like, friends or anything.
- Uh, yeah. No duh.
349
00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:36,778
I'm not trying to bond with you.
350
00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,747
I'm not trying to be friends.
I know we're not friends.
351
00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:40,115
Don't fucking come around here anymore.
352
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,850
Bill, if you need a job
rec, let me know, okay?
353
00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:43,485
Because I'm not petty.
I will give you that.
354
00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:45,954
Only thing I need from you, Neal,
is for you to go fuck yourself.
355
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,123
So, why don't you do that?
That would be a big favor to me.
356
00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:49,658
Thank you for the information on Brian.
357
00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:52,427
I appreciate it. Good luck.
358
00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,496
I insist that every room be searched.
359
00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,533
- Daddy?
- Sara.
360
00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:01,269
Daddy! Oh, Daddy, it is you!
361
00:15:01,304 --> 00:15:03,405
I found you, I found you!
362
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,907
They said you were dead,
but I knew you weren't!
363
00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:07,442
I knew you'd come back!
364
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:08,776
Oh, Daddy!
365
00:15:08,811 --> 00:15:10,512
My mom is right here.
366
00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:13,148
Shh. She's sleeping.
367
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:15,950
- It is big, isn't it?
- Why are you asking me?
368
00:15:15,985 --> 00:15:17,985
Well, you're the one I
stick it in, Christine.
369
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:19,521
Who else am I gonna ask?
370
00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:21,122
Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I don't know.
371
00:15:21,158 --> 00:15:23,258
I haven't seen a lot of penises.
372
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,360
Well, certainly you know if it's...
373
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:26,994
if it's small.
374
00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:28,296
It's perfect for me.
375
00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:30,465
Big ones hurt.
376
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,134
Well, I could hurt you.
377
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:36,003
I could hit both walls if
I wanted, and your uterus.
378
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,172
Just get away from me.
379
00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:40,240
- Lee!
- No, I'm going to bed.
380
00:15:40,276 --> 00:15:42,576
Turn the television off and go to bed.
381
00:15:42,611 --> 00:15:43,677
That's enough TV for you.
382
00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:46,246
Must you cry?
383
00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:49,450
I don't understand why you
guys bought all this stuff.
384
00:15:49,485 --> 00:15:51,151
The room was already set up.
385
00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:53,487
You don't even have curtains that work.
386
00:15:53,522 --> 00:15:54,788
Gale, what do I need curtains for?
387
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:55,789
I don't even have neighbors.
388
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,125
You know what, Janelle?
I like this place for you.
389
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,260
Thank you, Ray. I appreciate
you being supportive.
390
00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:02,196
I don't know why she can't
just drop the child off
391
00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:03,464
and keep her stupid mouth shut.
392
00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:04,898
I don't understand why you decided
393
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,333
to move to a fucking pioneer house
394
00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:07,767
30 miles in the middle of Bumfuck.
395
00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:09,369
I'm living in a secluded place, Gale,
396
00:16:09,405 --> 00:16:10,504
for our daughter's safety.
397
00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:12,939
What if I were staying in
town or staying at your place
398
00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:14,541
and the murderer tracked
me down there? Don't...
399
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,443
He'd blast you in your f-ing face,
400
00:16:16,479 --> 00:16:18,578
kill her, and maybe even kill Ray.
401
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:20,947
- He's gonna murder me?
- No one's gonna murder you, baby.
402
00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:22,448
You're off the grid
now, that's for sure.
403
00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:23,683
You'll be safe out here.
404
00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,151
Safety is just an illusion, Ray.
405
00:16:25,186 --> 00:16:27,787
All it takes is one nutball
with a high-powered rifle
406
00:16:27,823 --> 00:16:30,123
to shatter that illusion
to a fine, pink mist.
407
00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,125
Well, maybe more of a reason
to get curtains that work.
408
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,494
- That's all.
- Do you always have to be so negative?
409
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:35,862
- I'm not negative. I'm...
- Neal,
410
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:37,563
take me and show me around outside.
411
00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,032
Let the girls get the room all set up.
412
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,784
Why is everyone acting
like the room is not set up?
413
00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,535
The room has been set up.
414
00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:45,972
And they threw the barn in with it.
415
00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:48,842
As you can see, security
is a very big deal to me,
416
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:53,712
so I've been turning this barn
into my command central station.
417
00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:58,518
Kind of paranoid, bud.
418
00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,419
Isn't this a little over the top?
419
00:17:00,455 --> 00:17:02,321
Ray, my shooter's still at-large.
420
00:17:02,357 --> 00:17:04,524
I'm not gonna rest until
I catch this fucker.
421
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:05,958
Who are you looking up?
422
00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:08,227
Brian Biehn. Globetrotting author
423
00:17:08,263 --> 00:17:10,196
and professor of English studies.
424
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:13,732
- What's he with, a gang?
- No, looks like it's a photograph
425
00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:15,368
from his first novel, Sky's the Limit.
426
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,270
"Firsthand account of a hard life
427
00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:18,871
from child soldiers in Uganda."
428
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,039
Damn.
429
00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:21,774
Looks like it was also a Critic's Pick.
430
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:22,975
Hm.
431
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,177
What's he doing in that picture?
432
00:17:24,212 --> 00:17:26,779
This is from his second
novel, The Ripest Fruit.
433
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:30,815
"Brian Biehn embeds himself with
an Indonesian tribe of cannibals."
434
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,517
This guy's for real.
435
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:35,253
Looks like Brian Biehn might
be my number one suspect
436
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,954
on my shooter's list.
437
00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,323
He's got the motive.
438
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,857
He's dating Amanda Snodgrass.
439
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,893
Chick you took to motocross?
440
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,395
This guy Brian stole her from you?
441
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,263
No. I dumped her.
442
00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:46,565
Stopped returning her phone calls,
443
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,266
just kind of, like, let
the relationship fizzle.
444
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,535
- Why'd you do that? She was awesome.
- I was shot, Ray.
445
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,271
Okay, I wasn't, like, thinking
clearly. I made some mistakes.
446
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:54,506
So, it's not Brian's fault.
447
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,574
Oh, my God.
448
00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:56,741
You are so dense sometimes.
449
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,177
Listen, he tried to kill me, all right?
450
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:02,947
He's hanging out with
machine guns and cannibals.
451
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,815
Maybe this is one you let go.
452
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,652
Funny thing about me, Ray,
when push comes to shove,
453
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,221
I can eat people too.
454
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,657
It's not a joke, Ray.
455
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,759
I could eat a person if I needed to.
456
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,002
Ooh. What's up, sexy?
457
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,538
Hot glasses.
458
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,841
Having honor students draw
pictures of Frankenstein?
459
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,743
That's so dumb, Neal.
460
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,144
I know it's dumb.
461
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,346
This teacher bullshit.
462
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,614
I'm just putting a B+ on all
of 'em and calling it a day.
463
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:38,814
You know, if you want some help
464
00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,517
with all this teaching stuff,
I could come work with you.
465
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,888
I'm on different meds now.
466
00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:48,090
It would be better this time.
467
00:18:49,026 --> 00:18:50,025
I'm not interested.
468
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:52,828
I don't want companionship
from anybody right now.
469
00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:55,565
My mind is focused on
more important things.
470
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,099
Give me a break. Snodgrass?
471
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,868
- Biddy-bop!
- What's up, Milner?
472
00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:01,036
- Hey.
- What's up?
473
00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:04,106
I see maybe two kids
here who could be artists.
474
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,508
The rest are shit.
475
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:06,876
What the hell do you know?
476
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:08,176
You're a science teacher, Milner.
477
00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:09,444
I know art when I see it.
478
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,013
Like King Ding-a Ling. In
fact, everybody, have you heard?
479
00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:13,515
There's a new one of Russell out.
480
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,183
- There's a new drawing?
- On the bulletin board.
481
00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,286
Wah-ha!
482
00:19:21,892 --> 00:19:23,759
"Racing to a stop"?
483
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,594
Is he smiling or is he scared?
484
00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,195
Does Lee even ride a bike?
485
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,664
I don't think I've ever seen him on one.
486
00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,032
This is not as good as
King Ding-a Ling, but...
487
00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:32,801
I'm not quite sure
what he's trying to say.
488
00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:34,702
When did this go up? It must just have
489
00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:37,571
- because it wasn't there a minute ago.
- Well, I just noticed it.
490
00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:40,074
But you're right. Not
as good as the last one.
491
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,509
Oh, it's disappointing.
492
00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:46,580
What's up, Deep Throat?
493
00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:48,382
Feel like a teacher yet?
494
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,384
Oh, fuck you. Don't call me that.
495
00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:53,587
So what's the word?
You hear any good shit?
496
00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:54,956
Well, the teachers definitely hate you.
497
00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:56,524
They mock you at every turn.
498
00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:57,959
No shit.
499
00:19:59,662 --> 00:20:02,896
Give me somethin' I can use.
500
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:04,564
Who drew the cartoon?
501
00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:07,100
- I got a theory.
- Was it Mrs. Deets?
502
00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:08,368
No, not Deets.
503
00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:10,237
Milner. Science teacher.
504
00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:12,539
He revealed a second drawing
in the teachers' lounge.
505
00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:13,773
A... a second drawing?
506
00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:15,209
Don't worry, it wasn't any good.
507
00:20:15,244 --> 00:20:17,744
It was you buck naked on a bicycle
508
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:20,413
with your tiny pecker barely
poking out of your pubic hairs.
509
00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:21,681
It was like "Racing to a stop."
510
00:20:21,717 --> 00:20:24,384
I don't know what the fuck he
was trying to say, but it failed.
511
00:20:24,419 --> 00:20:26,220
It's like he expected it
to be an uproarious sequel,
512
00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,288
- but it scored no laughs.
- Fuckin' Milner.
513
00:20:28,324 --> 00:20:30,324
I thought he was a decent Christian man.
514
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,326
Too bad I can't destroy a handicap
the way I would a normal person.
515
00:20:34,329 --> 00:20:37,930
Well, good job, Gamby.
516
00:20:37,966 --> 00:20:41,734
Now would you please
just do me one more favor?
517
00:20:41,769 --> 00:20:46,538
Would you stop wearing
this old Warriors' shit?
518
00:20:46,574 --> 00:20:50,142
- Russell, I don't understand what the big deal is.
- It's time, Gamby.
519
00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:53,445
I can't have my VP living in the past
520
00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:54,947
while everybody else moves forward.
521
00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:57,516
I'm not gonna ask you again.
522
00:20:59,153 --> 00:21:00,786
So, is that the end of the meeting?
523
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,189
This is the end, Gamby.
524
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,791
Leave your jacket.
525
00:21:15,969 --> 00:21:18,036
- Why do I have to be here for this?
- Because, Janelle,
526
00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:20,205
if Brian Biehn happens to neutralize me,
527
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,673
you're gonna have to fend for your life.
528
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:23,841
Clear!
529
00:21:26,113 --> 00:21:28,046
One false step, sayonara.
530
00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:30,748
Don't roll your eyes.
What's gotten into you?
531
00:21:30,784 --> 00:21:32,217
I don't like coming way out here.
532
00:21:32,252 --> 00:21:33,451
It's too far from all my friends.
533
00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:35,987
Well, you're gonna be
pretty far from your friends
534
00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:38,290
when you're in heaven,
dead from being shot.
535
00:21:38,325 --> 00:21:42,492
Clear. Brian Biehn. Destroyed him.
536
00:21:42,528 --> 00:21:44,461
Gotta beat him. You see, you identify,
537
00:21:44,496 --> 00:21:46,797
you get behind him, up
his asshole like that.
538
00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:48,132
Wonderful to see you, Mr. Biehn.
539
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,667
I call this little
shit-thrower the Apocalypto.
540
00:21:53,505 --> 00:21:55,239
Stuck like a fucking pig.
541
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,041
Stab his privates. There you go.
542
00:21:57,076 --> 00:21:58,208
Trespass me?
543
00:21:58,244 --> 00:22:00,844
Fuck you, Brian Biehn.
544
00:22:00,879 --> 00:22:04,848
Why don't you write your way
out of this trap, book fuck?
545
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,753
Safety above all else.
546
00:22:10,756 --> 00:22:11,956
Ibsen said
547
00:22:11,991 --> 00:22:14,558
that there are two kinds of conscience.
548
00:22:14,593 --> 00:22:16,660
One in a man,
549
00:22:16,695 --> 00:22:21,431
and the other, in an
altogether different way,
550
00:22:21,467 --> 00:22:24,367
in a woman.
551
00:22:24,402 --> 00:22:25,769
Very insightful.
552
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,571
So we will pick this up next week.
553
00:22:27,606 --> 00:22:31,274
Thank you all for your
rapt devotion and attention
554
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,409
to Henrik Ibsen.
555
00:22:34,412 --> 00:22:36,145
I have a couple of ideas for you two.
556
00:22:36,181 --> 00:22:39,783
What if you two dramatize act three?
557
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,184
Let's get together tomorrow night
558
00:22:41,219 --> 00:22:42,285
and we can rehearse a little bit.
559
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,122
- Fascinating lesson, Mr. Professor Biehn.
- Thank you.
560
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,757
Um, I'll see you later, all right?
561
00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:50,526
I haven't seen you in,
uh, my class before.
562
00:22:50,561 --> 00:22:52,061
Uh, is there something I can do for you?
563
00:22:52,097 --> 00:22:54,197
Detective Bernard Willows from the, uh,
564
00:22:54,232 --> 00:22:57,000
Downtown Police Precinct offices.
565
00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,902
What's this all about?
566
00:22:59,937 --> 00:23:01,971
How 'bout I ask the
questions today, okay?
567
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,139
Did I do something wrong, Officer?
568
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:06,209
"Detective." And that's
what I'm here to find out.
569
00:23:06,244 --> 00:23:08,777
When was the last time you were
at North Jackson High School?
570
00:23:08,813 --> 00:23:10,246
Today.
571
00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:13,216
I dropped off a friend,
Amanda Snodgrass.
572
00:23:13,251 --> 00:23:14,817
She's a teacher there.
573
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,486
And are you...
574
00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:18,254
girlfriends and boyfriends
with this teacher?
575
00:23:18,289 --> 00:23:20,456
I don't like to use
the term "girlfriend,"
576
00:23:20,492 --> 00:23:23,059
but we, uh, we are dating, yes.
577
00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:25,261
Have you made intercourse
with this woman?
578
00:23:25,296 --> 00:23:26,695
- Excuse me?
- Coitus.
579
00:23:26,731 --> 00:23:27,929
Flesh-to-flesh.
580
00:23:27,964 --> 00:23:29,131
What did you say your name was?
581
00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,766
Detective Bernard Willows.
You want to see my badge again?
582
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,701
How about my fucking gun, huh?
583
00:23:33,737 --> 00:23:35,237
Is Amanda in some kind of trouble?
584
00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:36,638
No. You are.
585
00:23:36,673 --> 00:23:39,174
And you do not want to get
on my bad side, do you hear?
586
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,410
- What?
- Do you own a gun, Professor?
587
00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:42,644
A nine millimeter?
588
00:23:42,679 --> 00:23:44,179
No, I do not own a gun.
589
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,648
Have you ever taken
a gun and shot someone
590
00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:49,017
in the hip and in the
motherfucking shoulder?
591
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,718
No! I hate guns.
592
00:23:50,754 --> 00:23:52,887
I know what guns can do to people.
593
00:23:52,923 --> 00:23:55,790
I'm trying to assess whether
you're being truthful or not.
594
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,492
I would feel a lot more comfortable
595
00:23:57,528 --> 00:23:58,826
if I had a lawyer present.
596
00:23:58,862 --> 00:24:01,263
We're not calling any fucking
lawyers, do you understand me?
597
00:24:01,298 --> 00:24:02,997
I will cooperate.
598
00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:05,167
- What can I do?
- I'll tell you what you can do.
599
00:24:05,202 --> 00:24:07,435
You can stay the hell
away from Amanda Snodgrass.
600
00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:09,070
There is nothing but
trouble for you there.
601
00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,105
I'm helping Amanda with her novel.
602
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,239
Pathetic.
603
00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:14,375
You better stay off my fucking bad side.
604
00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:16,410
I understand.
605
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,546
Good.
606
00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,548
And I appreciate your
cooperation, citizen.
607
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:24,618
It's time to go do the other
mysteries that I have to work on.
608
00:24:24,653 --> 00:24:26,253
Good day.
609
00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:35,529
Fuck no.
610
00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:40,233
Let's do it. Let's just do it.
611
00:24:51,079 --> 00:24:53,279
What?
612
00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:54,880
Uh, okay.
613
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,782
Okay, this is cool.
614
00:24:58,587 --> 00:25:01,221
Baby? Guess what? I...
615
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:04,724
What?
616
00:25:11,032 --> 00:25:12,264
Oh, gross.
617
00:25:14,235 --> 00:25:16,201
Hey! Did you go to the college
618
00:25:16,237 --> 00:25:17,736
and pretend to be a cop to Brian?
619
00:25:17,771 --> 00:25:19,138
Where did you hear something like that?
620
00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:21,573
From Brian. He told me a
cop named Willows came by
621
00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:23,842
asking about me. It
wasn't hard to figure out.
622
00:25:23,877 --> 00:25:25,644
Okay, fine. You got me. Yeah.
623
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:26,960
I went over there to go inspect
624
00:25:26,961 --> 00:25:28,680
that son of a bitch to
see what he was up to.
625
00:25:28,715 --> 00:25:29,914
Are you out of your mind?
626
00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,150
You pulled a gun on him, Neal.
627
00:25:31,185 --> 00:25:33,352
Okay, if he's telling you that,
then he's telling a big lie
628
00:25:33,387 --> 00:25:34,586
'cause I did not do that.
629
00:25:34,622 --> 00:25:36,555
And all of this crazy shit,
'cause you're jealous now?
630
00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:37,789
Come on. Don't get a big head.
631
00:25:37,824 --> 00:25:39,458
No, I went over there because, yes,
632
00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:41,226
I did suspect him as being my shooter.
633
00:25:41,262 --> 00:25:43,962
So, I wanted to check up on
him, not because I'm jealous,
634
00:25:43,997 --> 00:25:45,964
but my assumptions
were correct about him.
635
00:25:45,999 --> 00:25:48,199
He doesn't have the contacts
it takes to get you published.
636
00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:49,267
He's just trying to fuck you.
637
00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:51,669
Well, the Penguin Press
are flying me to New York
638
00:25:51,704 --> 00:25:52,870
for a meeting, so you're wrong.
639
00:25:52,905 --> 00:25:54,905
- You got the meeting?
- Yes, I did.
640
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:56,374
Yup.
641
00:25:56,409 --> 00:25:57,675
- Congrats.
- Thank you.
642
00:25:57,710 --> 00:26:00,211
But I'm sure he's just setting
the meeting so he can fuck you.
643
00:26:00,246 --> 00:26:01,179
Stop it.
644
00:26:01,214 --> 00:26:02,946
If you care so much
about who I'm dating,
645
00:26:02,982 --> 00:26:05,849
then you tell me why you stopped
talking to me after the shooting.
646
00:26:08,087 --> 00:26:11,121
You think that you know
me, okay, but you don't.
647
00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:13,891
I've done some really terrible things.
648
00:26:13,926 --> 00:26:15,893
Some really bad stuff.
649
00:26:15,928 --> 00:26:18,496
And I was just trying to protect you.
650
00:26:19,532 --> 00:26:21,931
Oh, my God, Neal.
651
00:26:21,966 --> 00:26:23,066
You know what?
652
00:26:23,101 --> 00:26:24,434
You don't even need to bother.
653
00:26:24,469 --> 00:26:26,903
I'm a big girl. I've been dumped before.
654
00:26:26,938 --> 00:26:29,339
You don't have to squeeze
out some bullshit story
655
00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:31,441
for my benefit, okay?
656
00:26:31,476 --> 00:26:34,143
You know, uh, actually, this
is... this is for the best
657
00:26:34,179 --> 00:26:37,780
because we never would have worked
out anyway if you think about it.
658
00:26:37,816 --> 00:26:41,050
I mean, we were both
just desperate and, um...
659
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,287
you're not even my type.
660
00:26:44,323 --> 00:26:45,955
Well, you're not even my type either.
661
00:26:46,891 --> 00:26:48,525
Okay.
662
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,494
I don't like it when girls
have just landing strips.
663
00:26:51,530 --> 00:26:54,363
I've always liked it more when
girls have full-blown beavers.
664
00:26:54,398 --> 00:26:56,665
Anybody who knows me knows that.
665
00:26:56,701 --> 00:26:58,400
So, no matter how close
we would have gotten,
666
00:26:58,436 --> 00:26:59,602
it would have only been so close
667
00:26:59,637 --> 00:27:02,504
'cause you just don't
have enough pubic hair.
668
00:27:03,507 --> 00:27:04,573
Okay.
669
00:27:07,979 --> 00:27:10,146
- You're dismissed.
- See ya.
670
00:27:37,508 --> 00:27:42,177
"Reconstruction was one of the
most difficult eras in US history.
671
00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:43,712
The Civil War had reduced the South
672
00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:47,082
into a poverty-stricken backwater.
673
00:27:48,118 --> 00:27:49,685
Who shut off the light?
674
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,954
Economy in ruin, populous divided,
675
00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:56,892
many died, many more were wounded.
676
00:28:00,631 --> 00:28:02,130
Left with a broken nation,
677
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,865
rebuilding what was destroyed
678
00:28:03,901 --> 00:28:06,134
would prove to be the hardest part.
679
00:28:07,537 --> 00:28:09,004
Those who opposed the new regime
680
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:13,775
instigated violence carried out
by secret, sinister organizations."
681
00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:16,845
Help! Help me!
682
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,181
"A federal intervention
was instituted... "
683
00:28:19,216 --> 00:28:23,651
- Help me, somebody!
- "... to suppress the disruptive factions.
684
00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:28,890
But it was followed by a deep,
national economic depression
685
00:28:28,926 --> 00:28:31,426
that contributed to
the growing frustration
686
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,628
in both the North and the South.
687
00:28:33,663 --> 00:28:35,630
My hands! Anybody!
688
00:28:35,665 --> 00:28:37,064
"Even amidst defeat,
689
00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:39,834
- the South refused to accept the inevitable."
- Help!
690
00:28:39,869 --> 00:28:41,035
Help me!
691
00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:43,538
I think he was trying to break
my fingers, but he couldn't.
692
00:28:43,573 --> 00:28:45,473
- Who? Who did?
- I don't know!
693
00:28:45,508 --> 00:28:46,941
It was too dark.
694
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:50,411
"They did all they could to defy
the unstoppable tide of change,
695
00:28:50,447 --> 00:28:52,146
but it was too late.
696
00:28:52,181 --> 00:28:53,948
A war had been fought.
697
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:55,416
They had lost,
698
00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:58,353
and history is written by the winners."
699
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:05,630
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