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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:08,639 You all need a lesson 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,509 in respecting your superiors. 3 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:13,349 Is this about not wanting to eat sushi? 4 00:00:13,350 --> 00:00:15,469 Jesus Christ! 5 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:16,760 This is about me. 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,599 Firing... all of you. 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,600 What? 8 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:21,640 Oh, come on. 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,300 You're not supposed to pick up people here. 10 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,220 Perfect timing! 11 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:28,470 What you doing? Anything fun? 12 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:32,259 Oh, my God. Is that a whole binder of suspects? 13 00:00:32,260 --> 00:00:33,260 Oh, my God, yes it is. 14 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:35,300 And you'd better be glad I don't put Brian in here. 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:36,600 Excuse me? 16 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:38,679 Just keep your nose clean, Snodgrass. 17 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:39,600 What? 18 00:01:30,945 --> 00:01:34,547 Excuse me, I'm looking for a patient. Neal Gamby. 19 00:01:34,582 --> 00:01:37,015 He's still in surgery. 20 00:01:37,885 --> 00:01:39,718 You'll have to wait. 21 00:01:42,422 --> 00:01:44,356 You're waiting for Neal Gamby. 22 00:01:44,391 --> 00:01:45,991 Yes, yes, I am. Is he okay? 23 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:48,393 - Awake and alert. - Oh, my God! 24 00:01:48,428 --> 00:01:50,229 Okay, that's great. That's great! 25 00:01:50,264 --> 00:01:51,830 - Are you family? - Yes. 26 00:01:51,866 --> 00:01:53,698 I'm his girlfriend. May I see him, please? 27 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:56,101 - Let me see if he's ready for visitors yet. - Okay. 28 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:58,436 - Excuse me. - Thank you so much. Thank you. 29 00:02:03,144 --> 00:02:04,209 Ma'am? 30 00:02:04,245 --> 00:02:05,911 Yes? 31 00:02:05,946 --> 00:02:09,181 Mr. Gamby says he doesn't have a girlfriend. 32 00:02:10,184 --> 00:02:11,283 Uh... 33 00:02:12,318 --> 00:02:13,384 Are you sure? 34 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,240 Heads-up, boss. 35 00:02:36,276 --> 00:02:38,442 Vintage Porsche, nine o'clock. 36 00:02:41,281 --> 00:02:44,147 Copy that. I got eyes on 'em. 37 00:02:55,494 --> 00:02:57,661 Yo, Nash, how's that ball-sack hanging? 38 00:02:57,697 --> 00:03:00,364 - What'd you say? - Where you get them titties? 39 00:03:00,399 --> 00:03:04,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep running, ya blockheads! 40 00:03:07,105 --> 00:03:10,140 Robin Shandrell, what in the hell are you doin'? 41 00:03:10,175 --> 00:03:11,408 I'm goin' to school. 42 00:03:11,444 --> 00:03:12,509 Dopers, get into class. 43 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:13,944 Get the fuck into school. 44 00:03:13,979 --> 00:03:16,146 Robin, what the fuck? 45 00:03:16,181 --> 00:03:18,248 You're getting a second chance and you're already gonna blow it? 46 00:03:18,283 --> 00:03:20,650 I mean, what are these clothes you're wearing on your first day back? 47 00:03:20,685 --> 00:03:22,385 These are my clothes. It's all I have. 48 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:23,820 Leave me alone, okay? 49 00:03:23,856 --> 00:03:26,056 You gotta show people that you're ready to do this for real this time, 50 00:03:26,091 --> 00:03:27,757 not be some goddamn slack-jawed fuck-up! 51 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,292 When are you gonna stop being an asshole? 52 00:03:29,328 --> 00:03:31,194 Hey, watch your mouth. You hear me? 53 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,963 You should be kissing my asshole. 54 00:03:32,998 --> 00:03:34,231 Don't make me look like an idiot. 55 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:35,832 Fuck off. I won't. 56 00:03:35,868 --> 00:03:37,667 Okay, good, good. 57 00:03:37,702 --> 00:03:39,936 - You got lunch money? - No. 58 00:03:39,972 --> 00:03:40,937 Didn't think so. 59 00:03:40,973 --> 00:03:43,506 Give this meal pass to Dayshawn in the cafeteria. 60 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,876 He'll get you anything you need, okay? 61 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:48,979 Get in there. 62 00:03:49,014 --> 00:03:50,479 Kick some ass, all right? 63 00:03:50,514 --> 00:03:52,481 Don't do drugs! 64 00:03:52,516 --> 00:03:54,950 Ah, this is so exciting! 65 00:03:54,986 --> 00:03:57,753 I can already tell that I like you guys so much better 66 00:03:57,788 --> 00:03:59,521 than that last batch of teachers. 67 00:03:59,556 --> 00:04:01,790 Why so many new teachers at once? 68 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,625 Was there a walkout or somethin'? 69 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,527 No, no, no. No walkout. 70 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:07,296 Just some folks... 71 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:11,066 with some toxic attitudes who needed to be let go. 72 00:04:11,102 --> 00:04:12,734 I always strive for the best. 73 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:14,603 We are a very happy 74 00:04:14,638 --> 00:04:17,039 and successful institution. 75 00:04:17,074 --> 00:04:18,640 What's this? 76 00:04:22,979 --> 00:04:25,146 This looks like you. 77 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:32,353 "King Ding-a Ling"? 78 00:04:32,389 --> 00:04:33,854 Look how tiny they made your tee-tee bird. 79 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:36,224 - Fuck you, Gamby. - I... No, I know it's offensive, 80 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:37,258 but it's a pretty good picture of you. 81 00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:39,460 Obviously whoever did this is really good at art. 82 00:04:39,495 --> 00:04:40,561 Who do you think it was? 83 00:04:40,596 --> 00:04:42,931 Some anonymous coward hid it out in the trophy case, 84 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:45,266 meaning someone with a key. 85 00:04:45,302 --> 00:04:47,135 Meaning a faculty member tried to make me look 86 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,103 like an asshole in front of the new hires. 87 00:04:49,139 --> 00:04:52,040 A caricature is supposed to look like a person. 88 00:04:52,075 --> 00:04:55,509 You give Streisand a big nose. Why? Ms. Swift? 89 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,212 Because she has a big fucking nose! 90 00:04:58,248 --> 00:04:59,180 That's why! 91 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,949 Now why would they draw my dick so little? Huh? 92 00:05:01,984 --> 00:05:03,317 I don't want to offend you, Russell, 93 00:05:03,352 --> 00:05:05,252 but maybe you come off like the type of guy 94 00:05:05,287 --> 00:05:07,788 that has a... small, itty-bitty penis. 95 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:09,523 Oh, whatever, Gamby. 96 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,092 I'm sure yours is so long and thick and juicy 97 00:05:12,127 --> 00:05:13,360 with big, fuckin' hairy balls. 98 00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:14,495 I bet you got a lot of little Gambys 99 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:16,664 swimmin' around in there, ready to come out, right? 100 00:05:16,699 --> 00:05:17,865 I'm so fucking sure, Gamby. 101 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,233 I don't have people imagining that it's small. 102 00:05:20,269 --> 00:05:22,436 Mocked by underlings. 103 00:05:22,472 --> 00:05:23,337 No more. 104 00:05:23,372 --> 00:05:24,839 Startin' right now, I'm placing you 105 00:05:24,874 --> 00:05:26,273 as a substitute for Bill Hayden's class. 106 00:05:26,308 --> 00:05:28,041 Are you nuts? Come on, Russell. 107 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,009 That's beneath my dignity. 108 00:05:29,044 --> 00:05:30,678 I haven't been able to fill the spot yet. 109 00:05:30,713 --> 00:05:32,813 Besides, you can act as my spy. 110 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,414 Let me know what the teachers are up to. 111 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:37,550 I'm sorry, Gamby, but you're going undercover. 112 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:39,118 I... I got my hands full with my own job. 113 00:05:39,153 --> 00:05:40,787 Nash can't handle discipline on her own. 114 00:05:40,822 --> 00:05:42,622 We just let Robin Shandrell back in. 115 00:05:42,657 --> 00:05:44,223 She's not ready for a guy like that. 116 00:05:44,258 --> 00:05:46,325 I can take the kid. I got a few moves. 117 00:05:46,361 --> 00:05:47,494 Nash, you got dick. 118 00:05:47,529 --> 00:05:49,662 I saw your moves in the parking lot today. It was pathetic. 119 00:05:49,698 --> 00:05:50,997 Gamby, it's already been decided. 120 00:05:51,032 --> 00:05:53,399 I need you to go in there and substitute teach the class, okay? 121 00:05:53,434 --> 00:05:56,068 God, this is so stupid. This is bullshit! 122 00:05:56,104 --> 00:05:58,938 This is so dumb, Russell. It's the dumbest thing. 123 00:05:58,974 --> 00:06:01,674 It's such bad judgment. I don't like this choice. 124 00:06:02,577 --> 00:06:05,177 Excuse us, ladies. 125 00:06:08,316 --> 00:06:09,415 Close the door, please. 126 00:06:10,484 --> 00:06:12,584 Buddy, don't you forget that I'm your boss. 127 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,420 Now, I can't have you talking to me like that in front of other people. 128 00:06:15,455 --> 00:06:16,622 I am the principal. 129 00:06:16,657 --> 00:06:18,690 Well, I was supposed to be principal too, so... 130 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:21,226 Yes. Then you got shot. 131 00:06:21,261 --> 00:06:23,996 And you hid out like a poor, frightened little child. 132 00:06:24,031 --> 00:06:27,298 You were broken, and I brought you back. 133 00:06:27,334 --> 00:06:29,968 Now, you will substitute teach that class, Neal Gamby. 134 00:06:30,004 --> 00:06:32,337 And you will find out who's drawing 135 00:06:32,372 --> 00:06:35,674 fucked up cartoons about my genitalia. 136 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:36,942 Are we clear? 137 00:06:36,977 --> 00:06:39,044 I suppose. 138 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:41,613 Don't make me ask again. 139 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:44,716 Crystal. 140 00:06:45,652 --> 00:06:47,519 Dismissed. 141 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:49,587 Okay, here's the deal, people. 142 00:06:49,622 --> 00:06:53,191 I'm gonna be temporarily subbing Honors History. 143 00:06:53,226 --> 00:06:55,760 So, someone please tell me, what... where are we at 144 00:06:55,795 --> 00:06:57,628 in the lesson plan? Where... where are we going? 145 00:06:57,664 --> 00:06:59,230 We're studying the Reconstruction era, 146 00:06:59,266 --> 00:07:01,299 post-Civil War, and its long-term effect 147 00:07:01,334 --> 00:07:03,168 on the Southern states. 148 00:07:04,237 --> 00:07:05,370 Okay. Cinchy. 149 00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:07,738 Uh, does Hayden have like a... a master list of questions 150 00:07:07,774 --> 00:07:09,607 or like a... study guide or anything? 151 00:07:09,642 --> 00:07:12,110 Mr. Hayden just lectured mostly. 152 00:07:12,145 --> 00:07:14,345 Hm. That's one technique of course, 153 00:07:14,381 --> 00:07:16,448 just to stand up there and run your mouth. 154 00:07:16,483 --> 00:07:20,384 Uh, we're... we're gonna put a pin in Reconstruction 155 00:07:20,419 --> 00:07:23,087 and get a little more creative with the learning. 156 00:07:23,122 --> 00:07:24,288 Here we go. Got it. 157 00:07:24,323 --> 00:07:27,124 Does anyone know what happened today in history? 158 00:07:27,159 --> 00:07:29,926 Give you a hint. It happened in 1969. 159 00:07:29,962 --> 00:07:31,495 Anyone? 160 00:07:31,530 --> 00:07:34,231 Boris Karloff, English actor and singer, 161 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:37,834 b. 1887, he passed away on this day in history. 162 00:07:37,869 --> 00:07:39,536 He was a famous person 163 00:07:39,572 --> 00:07:41,705 for playing the role of Frankenstein 164 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:44,241 in the classic Universal monster film 165 00:07:44,276 --> 00:07:45,642 Frankenstein. 166 00:07:45,677 --> 00:07:47,511 So, what we're gonna do is this. 167 00:07:47,546 --> 00:07:49,580 This is where it gets fun. 168 00:07:49,615 --> 00:07:52,916 Take a piece of paper and pass it around, one to each. 169 00:07:52,951 --> 00:07:55,551 Today I want your best artist renditions 170 00:07:55,587 --> 00:07:57,553 of Frankenstein. 171 00:07:57,589 --> 00:08:00,991 Do we draw Frankenstein himself or Frankenstein's monster? 172 00:08:01,026 --> 00:08:02,358 Frankenstein has a monster? 173 00:08:03,829 --> 00:08:06,496 Don't laugh. Don't laugh. 174 00:08:06,531 --> 00:08:08,264 Draw Frankenstein, okay? 175 00:08:08,299 --> 00:08:09,866 Now where did Hayden keep his Magic Markers? 176 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:11,434 This is a college-level course. 177 00:08:11,469 --> 00:08:12,435 We don't have Magic Markers. 178 00:08:12,470 --> 00:08:14,904 Did you even go to college? 179 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:16,372 Yes, I went to college. 180 00:08:16,407 --> 00:08:17,573 What school? 181 00:08:18,644 --> 00:08:20,143 Learning Leaders University. 182 00:08:20,178 --> 00:08:22,478 LLU. It's an online, accredited university. 183 00:08:22,514 --> 00:08:24,114 What major? 184 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:26,015 Leadership. 185 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:27,783 What the hell is so funny about that? 186 00:08:27,818 --> 00:08:28,984 I got into Penn State. 187 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,419 I'm going to Duke. Full ride. 188 00:08:31,455 --> 00:08:32,655 Well, big flippin' deal. Who cares? 189 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:35,057 What were your SAT scores, Mr. Gamby? 190 00:08:35,092 --> 00:08:37,860 Uh, I think my SAT scores are none of your business. 191 00:08:37,895 --> 00:08:40,595 Look, just everyone shut your mouths right now. 192 00:08:40,631 --> 00:08:41,897 Shut your... mouths now. 193 00:08:41,932 --> 00:08:44,266 Just draw the motherfucker with the bolts in his neck, okay? 194 00:08:44,301 --> 00:08:46,702 Simple. Don't make me say it again. 195 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:48,671 Fuck, you guys are entitled. 196 00:08:48,706 --> 00:08:49,905 Unbelievable. 197 00:08:52,342 --> 00:08:55,477 Regina Deets! Look at you with this... 198 00:08:55,512 --> 00:08:56,845 colorful ensemble. 199 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:58,647 So creative! 200 00:08:58,682 --> 00:09:00,615 What an art teacher you are. 201 00:09:00,651 --> 00:09:02,116 What are you workin' on next? 202 00:09:02,152 --> 00:09:03,552 In terms of my syllabus? 203 00:09:03,587 --> 00:09:06,721 No, sweetheart. I'm talkin' you. 204 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:10,925 Are you workin' on any paintings or illustrations? 205 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,961 - You came by just to ask that? - Well, I'm just curious 206 00:09:13,997 --> 00:09:15,763 what you like to work on yourself, 207 00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:17,332 you know, when you're alone 208 00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:19,434 and you're feeling inspired. 209 00:09:19,469 --> 00:09:22,036 - You know, like when you want to make a statement. - Ugh. 210 00:09:22,072 --> 00:09:24,472 I did not draw that comic strip, if that's what you're asking. 211 00:09:24,508 --> 00:09:26,541 Comic strip? I don't even know what you're talking about. 212 00:09:26,577 --> 00:09:27,809 - What? - King Ding-a Ling. 213 00:09:27,844 --> 00:09:31,011 You know, the one everyone's passing around showcasing your... 214 00:09:31,046 --> 00:09:33,146 Who is passing it around? 215 00:09:33,182 --> 00:09:34,348 I don't know who's doing it. 216 00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:36,750 Well, do you know any other teachers who like to draw? 217 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,118 I'm a potter, Lee. 218 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:40,254 I make pottery, remember? 219 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,456 My show at the gallery, you were there! 220 00:09:43,259 --> 00:09:45,226 Yes, that's right, clay pots. 221 00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:47,160 I remember that. 222 00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:49,196 Well, it was good to... 223 00:09:49,232 --> 00:09:50,231 chat... 224 00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:52,165 with you, Regina. 225 00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:53,667 I look forward to... 226 00:09:53,703 --> 00:09:55,536 our next conversation... 227 00:09:56,739 --> 00:09:59,340 where we get to review the art budget. 228 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:02,175 Looking forward to that. 229 00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:11,618 Hey, Chief. 230 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,053 You mind if I sit? 231 00:10:13,088 --> 00:10:15,188 What do you want? 232 00:10:15,224 --> 00:10:19,793 For some crazy reason, Mr. Gamby has taken a liking to you. 233 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:21,294 If you disappoint him, 234 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:25,431 you're gonna have to deal with the toughest MF-er you've ever seen. 235 00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:27,934 Yeah? Who's that? 236 00:10:28,904 --> 00:10:29,870 Me. 237 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:31,504 Oh, shit! 238 00:10:31,539 --> 00:10:33,273 Mr. Nash just farted! 239 00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:47,287 How's it goin'? What's up? What's up? What's up? 240 00:10:47,322 --> 00:10:48,888 What's up? 241 00:10:51,459 --> 00:10:54,294 You all are probably wondering why I'm sitting with you. 242 00:10:54,329 --> 00:10:55,828 Well, I shall tell you. 243 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,997 Lee Russell is an asshole. 244 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,132 - No shit. - Not exactly breaking news, Gamby. 245 00:11:00,168 --> 00:11:02,535 Yeah, it's all we've been talking about for the last month. 246 00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,504 Well, good. Glad to see I'm amongst friends. 247 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,507 That way I can talk as much shit as I want to, huh? 248 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,108 What's your beef with him, Gamby? 249 00:11:09,143 --> 00:11:11,110 My beef, he's full of baloney. 250 00:11:11,145 --> 00:11:14,379 He's got me substitute teaching Bill Hayden's history class. 251 00:11:14,415 --> 00:11:15,247 - You? - What? 252 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,682 - Me. - Why can't he get a real sub? 253 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,117 Yeah, someone more qualified. 254 00:11:18,152 --> 00:11:19,985 - "More qualified"? - Mm-hmm. 255 00:11:21,088 --> 00:11:22,888 You trying to knock on me? Come on, Ms. Snodgrass. 256 00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:24,824 I'm overqualified. This is a slap in the face to me. 257 00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:27,659 Why is it a slap in the face to teach class? Is there, uh, 258 00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:28,894 something wrong with teaching 259 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,163 you wanna tell this table of teachers? 260 00:11:31,199 --> 00:11:32,164 Well, n... no. I mean, there's... 261 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,167 there's nothing wrong with it for you guys. 262 00:11:35,203 --> 00:11:37,236 L... look, I'm not trying to insult anyone, okay? 263 00:11:37,271 --> 00:11:38,537 Sue, don't get your panties in a bunch. 264 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,272 I'm just saying, this is another example 265 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,441 of Lee Russell using very poor judgment. 266 00:11:42,476 --> 00:11:44,509 What do you expect from ol' King Ding-a Ling? 267 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,246 That cartoon was pretty awesome. 268 00:11:48,281 --> 00:11:51,216 Mm-hmm. I'd love to shake the hand of whoever did that. 269 00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:53,184 I made it my wallpaper. 270 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,254 That's fantastic! She made it her wallpaper! 271 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,659 Classic cartoon cutdown. 272 00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:03,362 Sure would love to know who did it. Did you do it? 273 00:12:03,397 --> 00:12:06,365 Amanda, did you hear from the publisher about your book yet? 274 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,466 - No, not yet. - Oh. 275 00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:08,433 - Fingers crossed. - Yeah. 276 00:12:08,469 --> 00:12:09,768 Publisher? What are you guys talking about? 277 00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:12,101 - Wait... - Amanda's boyfriend has connections 278 00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:14,406 at Penguin Press, and he's trying to help her get published. 279 00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:16,007 Yup. That's right. Thanks, Jen. 280 00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:18,009 - Yeah, sure. - Well, if that's all you're looking for, 281 00:12:18,044 --> 00:12:19,577 you should have told me ages go. 282 00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:21,279 I have several esteemed colleagues 283 00:12:21,314 --> 00:12:23,248 who dominate in that field 284 00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:24,949 - of business stuff. - Oh. 285 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:27,618 I had no idea, but I guess Brian was 286 00:12:27,653 --> 00:12:29,120 just the first to believe in my work, so... 287 00:12:29,155 --> 00:12:30,889 Yeah, I bet he believes in your work all right. 288 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,323 Tell me, uh, did you, uh, 289 00:12:32,359 --> 00:12:33,624 ever even read my book? 290 00:12:33,659 --> 00:12:36,194 - I'm reading it right now. - Yeah, where are you? 291 00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:37,561 I'm at the part where all the, 292 00:12:37,597 --> 00:12:40,064 the... stuff is going on to the main character. 293 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,300 - What, page one? - Ms. Snodgrass, I think you just need 294 00:12:42,335 --> 00:12:43,534 to keep your feet on the ground, okay? 295 00:12:43,569 --> 00:12:46,037 I mean, I'm sure this Brian is gonna promise you the world 296 00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:48,273 if he thinks he can unzip your blouse 297 00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,141 and slip and slide his privates all over your lips. 298 00:12:50,176 --> 00:12:52,142 - Whoa, Neal. - I'm sorry, Sue. 299 00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,844 You do not know what you are talking about. 300 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,946 But if I am lucky enough to get my book published, 301 00:12:55,981 --> 00:12:57,715 I'll be sure to sign a copy for you. 302 00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,183 Well, that's not gonna happen, so don't worry about it. 303 00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:01,919 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 304 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:03,053 Thanks a lot, Neal. 305 00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:04,588 - No, I don't mean... - No, I understood. 306 00:13:04,624 --> 00:13:06,075 - Thank you. I got it... - No, I mean he's not gonna be able 307 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,324 to get it published. 308 00:13:07,359 --> 00:13:08,258 - Not that... - Oh! 309 00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:11,629 Oh! Oh, my God, she got fuckin' faced! 310 00:13:11,664 --> 00:13:12,996 I wasn't trying to face her. 311 00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:16,066 I was just trying to give her some advice. 312 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,580 Oh, fuck! 313 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,015 Shit. 314 00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:35,452 Goddammit! 315 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:36,986 - Goddammit! - What the hell? 316 00:13:37,021 --> 00:13:38,354 Bill, what the fuck are you doing? 317 00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:39,489 What the fuck are you doing? 318 00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:41,157 That was a classic comedy cutoff. 319 00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:42,926 I pulled in front of you, you were gonna slow down, 320 00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,428 swerve out of the way, we'd get out and both laugh about it! 321 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:48,030 - What? - Look, can I ask you a favor? 322 00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,892 Do you have any of your old lesson plans 323 00:13:49,893 --> 00:13:51,100 for the, uh, Reconstruction era? 324 00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:52,168 Go fuck yourself. 325 00:13:52,203 --> 00:13:54,870 Bill, please, be professional for a moment here, okay? 326 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:57,974 You fired me and now you want my help? 327 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:58,975 Fuck you, Neal. 328 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,209 Think about the children, okay? 329 00:14:00,244 --> 00:14:02,544 - They are our future, Bill. - Screw the children. 330 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,113 Well, maybe you care about this. 331 00:14:04,148 --> 00:14:05,348 Amanda Snodgrass. 332 00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:06,882 Huh? You might be interested to know 333 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:09,751 she's getting pretty cozy with Mr. Hotshot Porsche. 334 00:14:09,787 --> 00:14:10,919 Brian Biehn? 335 00:14:10,955 --> 00:14:12,621 Brian Biehn? That's what he's called? 336 00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:13,922 What else do you know about him? 337 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:14,923 He's a fucking novelist. 338 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:16,792 He teaches a writing course that Amanda took. 339 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,027 So that's his game, huh? 340 00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:19,996 He finds young pupils to publish and then fuck. 341 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,664 That seems like a lot of effort to get a girl in bed. 342 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,499 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 343 00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,034 He seems pretty pathetic, if you ask me. 344 00:14:25,069 --> 00:14:26,735 And how about her? I mean, can you believe this? 345 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:28,436 She's just got to go from one guy to the next. 346 00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:31,006 I mean, obviously she has some major codependency issues. 347 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,074 Hey, you know what, Neal? I don't want to bond with you. 348 00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,544 - We're not, like, friends or anything. - Uh, yeah. No duh. 349 00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:36,778 I'm not trying to bond with you. 350 00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,747 I'm not trying to be friends. I know we're not friends. 351 00:14:38,782 --> 00:14:40,115 Don't fucking come around here anymore. 352 00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,850 Bill, if you need a job rec, let me know, okay? 353 00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:43,485 Because I'm not petty. I will give you that. 354 00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:45,954 Only thing I need from you, Neal, is for you to go fuck yourself. 355 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,123 So, why don't you do that? That would be a big favor to me. 356 00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:49,658 Thank you for the information on Brian. 357 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:52,427 I appreciate it. Good luck. 358 00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:54,496 I insist that every room be searched. 359 00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,533 - Daddy? - Sara. 360 00:14:58,435 --> 00:15:01,269 Daddy! Oh, Daddy, it is you! 361 00:15:01,304 --> 00:15:03,405 I found you, I found you! 362 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,907 They said you were dead, but I knew you weren't! 363 00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:07,442 I knew you'd come back! 364 00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:08,776 Oh, Daddy! 365 00:15:08,811 --> 00:15:10,512 My mom is right here. 366 00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:13,148 Shh. She's sleeping. 367 00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:15,950 - It is big, isn't it? - Why are you asking me? 368 00:15:15,985 --> 00:15:17,985 Well, you're the one I stick it in, Christine. 369 00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:19,521 Who else am I gonna ask? 370 00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:21,122 Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I don't know. 371 00:15:21,158 --> 00:15:23,258 I haven't seen a lot of penises. 372 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,360 Well, certainly you know if it's... 373 00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:26,994 if it's small. 374 00:15:27,030 --> 00:15:28,296 It's perfect for me. 375 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:30,465 Big ones hurt. 376 00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,134 Well, I could hurt you. 377 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:36,003 I could hit both walls if I wanted, and your uterus. 378 00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,172 Just get away from me. 379 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:40,240 - Lee! - No, I'm going to bed. 380 00:15:40,276 --> 00:15:42,576 Turn the television off and go to bed. 381 00:15:42,611 --> 00:15:43,677 That's enough TV for you. 382 00:15:43,712 --> 00:15:46,246 Must you cry? 383 00:15:46,282 --> 00:15:49,450 I don't understand why you guys bought all this stuff. 384 00:15:49,485 --> 00:15:51,151 The room was already set up. 385 00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:53,487 You don't even have curtains that work. 386 00:15:53,522 --> 00:15:54,788 Gale, what do I need curtains for? 387 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:55,789 I don't even have neighbors. 388 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,125 You know what, Janelle? I like this place for you. 389 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,260 Thank you, Ray. I appreciate you being supportive. 390 00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:02,196 I don't know why she can't just drop the child off 391 00:16:02,231 --> 00:16:03,464 and keep her stupid mouth shut. 392 00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:04,898 I don't understand why you decided 393 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,333 to move to a fucking pioneer house 394 00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:07,767 30 miles in the middle of Bumfuck. 395 00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:09,369 I'm living in a secluded place, Gale, 396 00:16:09,405 --> 00:16:10,504 for our daughter's safety. 397 00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:12,939 What if I were staying in town or staying at your place 398 00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:14,541 and the murderer tracked me down there? Don't... 399 00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,443 He'd blast you in your f-ing face, 400 00:16:16,479 --> 00:16:18,578 kill her, and maybe even kill Ray. 401 00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:20,947 - He's gonna murder me? - No one's gonna murder you, baby. 402 00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:22,448 You're off the grid now, that's for sure. 403 00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:23,683 You'll be safe out here. 404 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,151 Safety is just an illusion, Ray. 405 00:16:25,186 --> 00:16:27,787 All it takes is one nutball with a high-powered rifle 406 00:16:27,823 --> 00:16:30,123 to shatter that illusion to a fine, pink mist. 407 00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,125 Well, maybe more of a reason to get curtains that work. 408 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,494 - That's all. - Do you always have to be so negative? 409 00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:35,862 - I'm not negative. I'm... - Neal, 410 00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:37,563 take me and show me around outside. 411 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,032 Let the girls get the room all set up. 412 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,784 Why is everyone acting like the room is not set up? 413 00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:42,535 The room has been set up. 414 00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:45,972 And they threw the barn in with it. 415 00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:48,842 As you can see, security is a very big deal to me, 416 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:53,712 so I've been turning this barn into my command central station. 417 00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:58,518 Kind of paranoid, bud. 418 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,419 Isn't this a little over the top? 419 00:17:00,455 --> 00:17:02,321 Ray, my shooter's still at-large. 420 00:17:02,357 --> 00:17:04,524 I'm not gonna rest until I catch this fucker. 421 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:05,958 Who are you looking up? 422 00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:08,227 Brian Biehn. Globetrotting author 423 00:17:08,263 --> 00:17:10,196 and professor of English studies. 424 00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:13,732 - What's he with, a gang? - No, looks like it's a photograph 425 00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:15,368 from his first novel, Sky's the Limit. 426 00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,270 "Firsthand account of a hard life 427 00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:18,871 from child soldiers in Uganda." 428 00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,039 Damn. 429 00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:21,774 Looks like it was also a Critic's Pick. 430 00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:22,975 Hm. 431 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,177 What's he doing in that picture? 432 00:17:24,212 --> 00:17:26,779 This is from his second novel, The Ripest Fruit. 433 00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:30,815 "Brian Biehn embeds himself with an Indonesian tribe of cannibals." 434 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,517 This guy's for real. 435 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:35,253 Looks like Brian Biehn might be my number one suspect 436 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,954 on my shooter's list. 437 00:17:36,990 --> 00:17:38,323 He's got the motive. 438 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,857 He's dating Amanda Snodgrass. 439 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,893 Chick you took to motocross? 440 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,395 This guy Brian stole her from you? 441 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,263 No. I dumped her. 442 00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:46,565 Stopped returning her phone calls, 443 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,266 just kind of, like, let the relationship fizzle. 444 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,535 - Why'd you do that? She was awesome. - I was shot, Ray. 445 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,271 Okay, I wasn't, like, thinking clearly. I made some mistakes. 446 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:54,506 So, it's not Brian's fault. 447 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,574 Oh, my God. 448 00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:56,741 You are so dense sometimes. 449 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,177 Listen, he tried to kill me, all right? 450 00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:02,947 He's hanging out with machine guns and cannibals. 451 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,815 Maybe this is one you let go. 452 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:08,652 Funny thing about me, Ray, when push comes to shove, 453 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,221 I can eat people too. 454 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,657 It's not a joke, Ray. 455 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,759 I could eat a person if I needed to. 456 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,002 Ooh. What's up, sexy? 457 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,538 Hot glasses. 458 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,841 Having honor students draw pictures of Frankenstein? 459 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,743 That's so dumb, Neal. 460 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,144 I know it's dumb. 461 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,346 This teacher bullshit. 462 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,614 I'm just putting a B+ on all of 'em and calling it a day. 463 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:38,814 You know, if you want some help 464 00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,517 with all this teaching stuff, I could come work with you. 465 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,888 I'm on different meds now. 466 00:18:45,923 --> 00:18:48,090 It would be better this time. 467 00:18:49,026 --> 00:18:50,025 I'm not interested. 468 00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:52,828 I don't want companionship from anybody right now. 469 00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:55,565 My mind is focused on more important things. 470 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,099 Give me a break. Snodgrass? 471 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,868 - Biddy-bop! - What's up, Milner? 472 00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:01,036 - Hey. - What's up? 473 00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:04,106 I see maybe two kids here who could be artists. 474 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,508 The rest are shit. 475 00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:06,876 What the hell do you know? 476 00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:08,176 You're a science teacher, Milner. 477 00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:09,444 I know art when I see it. 478 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,013 Like King Ding-a Ling. In fact, everybody, have you heard? 479 00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:13,515 There's a new one of Russell out. 480 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,183 - There's a new drawing? - On the bulletin board. 481 00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,286 Wah-ha! 482 00:19:21,892 --> 00:19:23,759 "Racing to a stop"? 483 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,594 Is he smiling or is he scared? 484 00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,195 Does Lee even ride a bike? 485 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,664 I don't think I've ever seen him on one. 486 00:19:28,699 --> 00:19:31,032 This is not as good as King Ding-a Ling, but... 487 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:32,801 I'm not quite sure what he's trying to say. 488 00:19:32,836 --> 00:19:34,702 When did this go up? It must just have 489 00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:37,571 - because it wasn't there a minute ago. - Well, I just noticed it. 490 00:19:37,607 --> 00:19:40,074 But you're right. Not as good as the last one. 491 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,509 Oh, it's disappointing. 492 00:19:45,148 --> 00:19:46,580 What's up, Deep Throat? 493 00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:48,382 Feel like a teacher yet? 494 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,384 Oh, fuck you. Don't call me that. 495 00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:53,587 So what's the word? You hear any good shit? 496 00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:54,956 Well, the teachers definitely hate you. 497 00:19:54,991 --> 00:19:56,524 They mock you at every turn. 498 00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:57,959 No shit. 499 00:19:59,662 --> 00:20:02,896 Give me somethin' I can use. 500 00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:04,564 Who drew the cartoon? 501 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:07,100 - I got a theory. - Was it Mrs. Deets? 502 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:08,368 No, not Deets. 503 00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:10,237 Milner. Science teacher. 504 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:12,539 He revealed a second drawing in the teachers' lounge. 505 00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:13,773 A... a second drawing? 506 00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:15,209 Don't worry, it wasn't any good. 507 00:20:15,244 --> 00:20:17,744 It was you buck naked on a bicycle 508 00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:20,413 with your tiny pecker barely poking out of your pubic hairs. 509 00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:21,681 It was like "Racing to a stop." 510 00:20:21,717 --> 00:20:24,384 I don't know what the fuck he was trying to say, but it failed. 511 00:20:24,419 --> 00:20:26,220 It's like he expected it to be an uproarious sequel, 512 00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:28,288 - but it scored no laughs. - Fuckin' Milner. 513 00:20:28,324 --> 00:20:30,324 I thought he was a decent Christian man. 514 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,326 Too bad I can't destroy a handicap the way I would a normal person. 515 00:20:34,329 --> 00:20:37,930 Well, good job, Gamby. 516 00:20:37,966 --> 00:20:41,734 Now would you please just do me one more favor? 517 00:20:41,769 --> 00:20:46,538 Would you stop wearing this old Warriors' shit? 518 00:20:46,574 --> 00:20:50,142 - Russell, I don't understand what the big deal is. - It's time, Gamby. 519 00:20:50,178 --> 00:20:53,445 I can't have my VP living in the past 520 00:20:53,481 --> 00:20:54,947 while everybody else moves forward. 521 00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:57,516 I'm not gonna ask you again. 522 00:20:59,153 --> 00:21:00,786 So, is that the end of the meeting? 523 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,189 This is the end, Gamby. 524 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,791 Leave your jacket. 525 00:21:15,969 --> 00:21:18,036 - Why do I have to be here for this? - Because, Janelle, 526 00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:20,205 if Brian Biehn happens to neutralize me, 527 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,673 you're gonna have to fend for your life. 528 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:23,841 Clear! 529 00:21:26,113 --> 00:21:28,046 One false step, sayonara. 530 00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:30,748 Don't roll your eyes. What's gotten into you? 531 00:21:30,784 --> 00:21:32,217 I don't like coming way out here. 532 00:21:32,252 --> 00:21:33,451 It's too far from all my friends. 533 00:21:33,486 --> 00:21:35,987 Well, you're gonna be pretty far from your friends 534 00:21:36,023 --> 00:21:38,290 when you're in heaven, dead from being shot. 535 00:21:38,325 --> 00:21:42,492 Clear. Brian Biehn. Destroyed him. 536 00:21:42,528 --> 00:21:44,461 Gotta beat him. You see, you identify, 537 00:21:44,496 --> 00:21:46,797 you get behind him, up his asshole like that. 538 00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:48,132 Wonderful to see you, Mr. Biehn. 539 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,667 I call this little shit-thrower the Apocalypto. 540 00:21:53,505 --> 00:21:55,239 Stuck like a fucking pig. 541 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,041 Stab his privates. There you go. 542 00:21:57,076 --> 00:21:58,208 Trespass me? 543 00:21:58,244 --> 00:22:00,844 Fuck you, Brian Biehn. 544 00:22:00,879 --> 00:22:04,848 Why don't you write your way out of this trap, book fuck? 545 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,753 Safety above all else. 546 00:22:10,756 --> 00:22:11,956 Ibsen said 547 00:22:11,991 --> 00:22:14,558 that there are two kinds of conscience. 548 00:22:14,593 --> 00:22:16,660 One in a man, 549 00:22:16,695 --> 00:22:21,431 and the other, in an altogether different way, 550 00:22:21,467 --> 00:22:24,367 in a woman. 551 00:22:24,402 --> 00:22:25,769 Very insightful. 552 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,571 So we will pick this up next week. 553 00:22:27,606 --> 00:22:31,274 Thank you all for your rapt devotion and attention 554 00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,409 to Henrik Ibsen. 555 00:22:34,412 --> 00:22:36,145 I have a couple of ideas for you two. 556 00:22:36,181 --> 00:22:39,783 What if you two dramatize act three? 557 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,184 Let's get together tomorrow night 558 00:22:41,219 --> 00:22:42,285 and we can rehearse a little bit. 559 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:46,122 - Fascinating lesson, Mr. Professor Biehn. - Thank you. 560 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,757 Um, I'll see you later, all right? 561 00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:50,526 I haven't seen you in, uh, my class before. 562 00:22:50,561 --> 00:22:52,061 Uh, is there something I can do for you? 563 00:22:52,097 --> 00:22:54,197 Detective Bernard Willows from the, uh, 564 00:22:54,232 --> 00:22:57,000 Downtown Police Precinct offices. 565 00:22:57,902 --> 00:22:59,902 What's this all about? 566 00:22:59,937 --> 00:23:01,971 How 'bout I ask the questions today, okay? 567 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,139 Did I do something wrong, Officer? 568 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:06,209 "Detective." And that's what I'm here to find out. 569 00:23:06,244 --> 00:23:08,777 When was the last time you were at North Jackson High School? 570 00:23:08,813 --> 00:23:10,246 Today. 571 00:23:10,281 --> 00:23:13,216 I dropped off a friend, Amanda Snodgrass. 572 00:23:13,251 --> 00:23:14,817 She's a teacher there. 573 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,486 And are you... 574 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:18,254 girlfriends and boyfriends with this teacher? 575 00:23:18,289 --> 00:23:20,456 I don't like to use the term "girlfriend," 576 00:23:20,492 --> 00:23:23,059 but we, uh, we are dating, yes. 577 00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:25,261 Have you made intercourse with this woman? 578 00:23:25,296 --> 00:23:26,695 - Excuse me? - Coitus. 579 00:23:26,731 --> 00:23:27,929 Flesh-to-flesh. 580 00:23:27,964 --> 00:23:29,131 What did you say your name was? 581 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,766 Detective Bernard Willows. You want to see my badge again? 582 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,701 How about my fucking gun, huh? 583 00:23:33,737 --> 00:23:35,237 Is Amanda in some kind of trouble? 584 00:23:35,272 --> 00:23:36,638 No. You are. 585 00:23:36,673 --> 00:23:39,174 And you do not want to get on my bad side, do you hear? 586 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,410 - What? - Do you own a gun, Professor? 587 00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:42,644 A nine millimeter? 588 00:23:42,679 --> 00:23:44,179 No, I do not own a gun. 589 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,648 Have you ever taken a gun and shot someone 590 00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:49,017 in the hip and in the motherfucking shoulder? 591 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,718 No! I hate guns. 592 00:23:50,754 --> 00:23:52,887 I know what guns can do to people. 593 00:23:52,923 --> 00:23:55,790 I'm trying to assess whether you're being truthful or not. 594 00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,492 I would feel a lot more comfortable 595 00:23:57,528 --> 00:23:58,826 if I had a lawyer present. 596 00:23:58,862 --> 00:24:01,263 We're not calling any fucking lawyers, do you understand me? 597 00:24:01,298 --> 00:24:02,997 I will cooperate. 598 00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:05,167 - What can I do? - I'll tell you what you can do. 599 00:24:05,202 --> 00:24:07,435 You can stay the hell away from Amanda Snodgrass. 600 00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:09,070 There is nothing but trouble for you there. 601 00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,105 I'm helping Amanda with her novel. 602 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,239 Pathetic. 603 00:24:12,275 --> 00:24:14,375 You better stay off my fucking bad side. 604 00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:16,410 I understand. 605 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,546 Good. 606 00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,548 And I appreciate your cooperation, citizen. 607 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:24,618 It's time to go do the other mysteries that I have to work on. 608 00:24:24,653 --> 00:24:26,253 Good day. 609 00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:35,529 Fuck no. 610 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:40,233 Let's do it. Let's just do it. 611 00:24:51,079 --> 00:24:53,279 What? 612 00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:54,880 Uh, okay. 613 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,782 Okay, this is cool. 614 00:24:58,587 --> 00:25:01,221 Baby? Guess what? I... 615 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:04,724 What? 616 00:25:11,032 --> 00:25:12,264 Oh, gross. 617 00:25:14,235 --> 00:25:16,201 Hey! Did you go to the college 618 00:25:16,237 --> 00:25:17,736 and pretend to be a cop to Brian? 619 00:25:17,771 --> 00:25:19,138 Where did you hear something like that? 620 00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:21,573 From Brian. He told me a cop named Willows came by 621 00:25:21,609 --> 00:25:23,842 asking about me. It wasn't hard to figure out. 622 00:25:23,877 --> 00:25:25,644 Okay, fine. You got me. Yeah. 623 00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:26,960 I went over there to go inspect 624 00:25:26,961 --> 00:25:28,680 that son of a bitch to see what he was up to. 625 00:25:28,715 --> 00:25:29,914 Are you out of your mind? 626 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:31,150 You pulled a gun on him, Neal. 627 00:25:31,185 --> 00:25:33,352 Okay, if he's telling you that, then he's telling a big lie 628 00:25:33,387 --> 00:25:34,586 'cause I did not do that. 629 00:25:34,622 --> 00:25:36,555 And all of this crazy shit, 'cause you're jealous now? 630 00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:37,789 Come on. Don't get a big head. 631 00:25:37,824 --> 00:25:39,458 No, I went over there because, yes, 632 00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:41,226 I did suspect him as being my shooter. 633 00:25:41,262 --> 00:25:43,962 So, I wanted to check up on him, not because I'm jealous, 634 00:25:43,997 --> 00:25:45,964 but my assumptions were correct about him. 635 00:25:45,999 --> 00:25:48,199 He doesn't have the contacts it takes to get you published. 636 00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:49,267 He's just trying to fuck you. 637 00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:51,669 Well, the Penguin Press are flying me to New York 638 00:25:51,704 --> 00:25:52,870 for a meeting, so you're wrong. 639 00:25:52,905 --> 00:25:54,905 - You got the meeting? - Yes, I did. 640 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:56,374 Yup. 641 00:25:56,409 --> 00:25:57,675 - Congrats. - Thank you. 642 00:25:57,710 --> 00:26:00,211 But I'm sure he's just setting the meeting so he can fuck you. 643 00:26:00,246 --> 00:26:01,179 Stop it. 644 00:26:01,214 --> 00:26:02,946 If you care so much about who I'm dating, 645 00:26:02,982 --> 00:26:05,849 then you tell me why you stopped talking to me after the shooting. 646 00:26:08,087 --> 00:26:11,121 You think that you know me, okay, but you don't. 647 00:26:11,157 --> 00:26:13,891 I've done some really terrible things. 648 00:26:13,926 --> 00:26:15,893 Some really bad stuff. 649 00:26:15,928 --> 00:26:18,496 And I was just trying to protect you. 650 00:26:19,532 --> 00:26:21,931 Oh, my God, Neal. 651 00:26:21,966 --> 00:26:23,066 You know what? 652 00:26:23,101 --> 00:26:24,434 You don't even need to bother. 653 00:26:24,469 --> 00:26:26,903 I'm a big girl. I've been dumped before. 654 00:26:26,938 --> 00:26:29,339 You don't have to squeeze out some bullshit story 655 00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:31,441 for my benefit, okay? 656 00:26:31,476 --> 00:26:34,143 You know, uh, actually, this is... this is for the best 657 00:26:34,179 --> 00:26:37,780 because we never would have worked out anyway if you think about it. 658 00:26:37,816 --> 00:26:41,050 I mean, we were both just desperate and, um... 659 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,287 you're not even my type. 660 00:26:44,323 --> 00:26:45,955 Well, you're not even my type either. 661 00:26:46,891 --> 00:26:48,525 Okay. 662 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,494 I don't like it when girls have just landing strips. 663 00:26:51,530 --> 00:26:54,363 I've always liked it more when girls have full-blown beavers. 664 00:26:54,398 --> 00:26:56,665 Anybody who knows me knows that. 665 00:26:56,701 --> 00:26:58,400 So, no matter how close we would have gotten, 666 00:26:58,436 --> 00:26:59,602 it would have only been so close 667 00:26:59,637 --> 00:27:02,504 'cause you just don't have enough pubic hair. 668 00:27:03,507 --> 00:27:04,573 Okay. 669 00:27:07,979 --> 00:27:10,146 - You're dismissed. - See ya. 670 00:27:37,508 --> 00:27:42,177 "Reconstruction was one of the most difficult eras in US history. 671 00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:43,712 The Civil War had reduced the South 672 00:27:43,748 --> 00:27:47,082 into a poverty-stricken backwater. 673 00:27:48,118 --> 00:27:49,685 Who shut off the light? 674 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,954 Economy in ruin, populous divided, 675 00:27:52,990 --> 00:27:56,892 many died, many more were wounded. 676 00:28:00,631 --> 00:28:02,130 Left with a broken nation, 677 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,865 rebuilding what was destroyed 678 00:28:03,901 --> 00:28:06,134 would prove to be the hardest part. 679 00:28:07,537 --> 00:28:09,004 Those who opposed the new regime 680 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:13,775 instigated violence carried out by secret, sinister organizations." 681 00:28:14,644 --> 00:28:16,845 Help! Help me! 682 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,181 "A federal intervention was instituted... " 683 00:28:19,216 --> 00:28:23,651 - Help me, somebody! - "... to suppress the disruptive factions. 684 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:28,890 But it was followed by a deep, national economic depression 685 00:28:28,926 --> 00:28:31,426 that contributed to the growing frustration 686 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,628 in both the North and the South. 687 00:28:33,663 --> 00:28:35,630 My hands! Anybody! 688 00:28:35,665 --> 00:28:37,064 "Even amidst defeat, 689 00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:39,834 - the South refused to accept the inevitable." - Help! 690 00:28:39,869 --> 00:28:41,035 Help me! 691 00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:43,538 I think he was trying to break my fingers, but he couldn't. 692 00:28:43,573 --> 00:28:45,473 - Who? Who did? - I don't know! 693 00:28:45,508 --> 00:28:46,941 It was too dark. 694 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:50,411 "They did all they could to defy the unstoppable tide of change, 695 00:28:50,447 --> 00:28:52,146 but it was too late. 696 00:28:52,181 --> 00:28:53,948 A war had been fought. 697 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:55,416 They had lost, 698 00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:58,353 and history is written by the winners." 699 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:05,630 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 52168

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