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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:23,922 --> 00:02:25,714 With the Wind 2 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:29,042 What do you want 3 00:02:31,602 --> 00:02:32,882 Ara 4 00:02:33,138 --> 00:02:39,282 Cheerleaders get tired of nurses not going to keep making these things we need to know Kemet something 5 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:40,818 Shrine 6 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:47,474 Hey well I live breaking even this is Berk Duty compressor 7 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:55,410 I made you guys a lot of money 8 00:02:55,666 --> 00:02:57,714 The last picture didn't do too well 9 00:02:58,738 --> 00:03:03,858 The last couple one huge hits but come on I got some great ideas so great ideas 10 00:03:04,626 --> 00:03:06,418 Yeah well come on itsm 11 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:17,938 Big great ideas 12 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:34,834 Okay just misery 13 00:03:35,602 --> 00:03:36,882 Studio 14 00:03:38,674 --> 00:03:40,722 Beautiful Shopping Center 15 00:03:40,978 --> 00:03:42,770 We be much better off right 16 00:03:43,282 --> 00:03:49,426 Shopping center, look I told you guys a million times as long as my father is a lot 17 00:03:49,682 --> 00:03:50,194 Studio 18 00:03:50,450 --> 00:03:51,474 Do you want me to kill him 19 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,266 Kill him if you knew I was making pornos 20 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,850 Still thinks I'm making the kind of pictures he made 21 00:03:58,130 --> 00:03:59,922 I need to look at that old man 22 00:04:04,018 --> 00:04:06,322 Built this studio from nothing 23 00:04:07,858 --> 00:04:09,394 Deportes cuts into it 24 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:14,002 Alright so we wasn't foxy wasn't wanted Haley was leaving Republic 25 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:18,609 But he kept this studio alive and I'm not selling him out 26 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:24,753 Harry 27 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:29,105 We have done every kind of filter 28 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:32,177 Let's do one about a deer 29 00:04:32,433 --> 00:04:34,225 Call it anything for a buck 30 00:04:34,481 --> 00:04:35,505 A stag film 31 00:04:43,697 --> 00:04:44,977 I just go sit at my desk 32 00:04:45,489 --> 00:04:51,633 Look you're in big trouble Harry and all she can do is make jokes I can dance to 33 00:04:57,777 --> 00:05:03,921 Nice shoes 34 00:05:04,177 --> 00:05:08,017 Just Dance 35 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:14,417 I don't believe it 36 00:05:17,489 --> 00:05:20,305 I can sing Christmas 37 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:26,705 Come on Harry 38 00:05:26,961 --> 00:05:30,033 Stop putzing around now give us an idea 39 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,129 Alright 40 00:05:34,385 --> 00:05:36,177 Do you want an idea 41 00:05:37,201 --> 00:05:39,249 How to give you an idea 42 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,833 Jesus Christ what an idea 43 00:05:43,089 --> 00:05:44,625 Well what is it 44 00:05:51,281 --> 00:05:51,793 You ready 45 00:05:52,305 --> 00:05:53,841 Varuni already 46 00:05:56,401 --> 00:05:57,681 We are going to make 47 00:05:59,217 --> 00:05:59,985 The first 48 00:06:00,753 --> 00:06:01,521 P**** 49 00:06:02,801 --> 00:06:03,569 Musical 50 00:06:04,593 --> 00:06:07,921 What the f*** are you talking about 51 00:06:08,177 --> 00:06:08,945 A musical 52 00:06:09,201 --> 00:06:14,065 A portal musical spider Musical 53 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:19,441 Hardcore Crafts People don't need to go to the movies to see hardcore 54 00:06:19,697 --> 00:06:22,769 1 something new like it said something different 55 00:06:23,537 --> 00:06:27,633 I want to see any more licking Michiana flicking pictures 56 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:29,681 Genitalia is boring 57 00:06:32,241 --> 00:06:34,545 But singing genitalia 58 00:06:35,313 --> 00:06:37,361 Gentleman 59 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:44,273 I don't like you don't know nobody 60 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:48,625 Is the business of course it's never been done 61 00:06:48,881 --> 00:06:51,953 Vision Vision in Forsyth 62 00:06:52,465 --> 00:06:57,073 But what do you think 63 00:06:57,329 --> 00:07:02,705 No no no 64 00:07:04,241 --> 00:07:05,521 Gaddy 65 00:07:06,033 --> 00:07:07,825 You can make film history 66 00:07:09,361 --> 00:07:10,641 We can be millionaire 67 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,713 I know but can we make any money 68 00:07:14,993 --> 00:07:20,369 We make any money who look this isn't High gentleman this is the real thing 69 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:22,929 Listen 70 00:07:23,441 --> 00:07:29,585 A color the camera the lights in the 71 00:07:29,841 --> 00:07:33,937 Reaction to see it on the screen 72 00:07:34,193 --> 00:07:40,337 The bare breast the bare asses passing your way Dallas do you see what I mean 73 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:46,737 This can be the biggest grossest since the word froze and the word gross really says it 74 00:07:46,993 --> 00:07:53,137 Like it is 75 00:07:53,393 --> 00:07:57,745 I'm making such a fortune be 76 00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:29,745 How much money 77 00:08:36,401 --> 00:08:42,545 Can you 78 00:09:02,001 --> 00:09:08,145 Belvita 79 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,953 Rosie 80 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:13,073 Oh I forgot to mix project 81 00:11:13,329 --> 00:11:17,681 This is going to be a good one I can tell everybody in 82 00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:19,217 Harry 83 00:11:19,473 --> 00:11:21,265 You better excuse as we going to have meeting 84 00:11:24,337 --> 00:11:30,481 I think I got them Rosie if they go for this is going to be classy and straight-up for now on we can make normal pictures again 85 00:11:30,737 --> 00:11:33,553 Great then we wouldn't have to keep your father off the lot 86 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:35,857 Okay Harry 87 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:36,881 Here's the deal 88 00:11:38,673 --> 00:11:39,697 Will invest half 89 00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:41,233 And one loan app 90 00:11:42,513 --> 00:11:45,329 What do you mean you'll invest half in your loan half 91 00:11:46,353 --> 00:11:47,889 I'm heading will invest half 92 00:11:48,145 --> 00:11:48,913 What loan app 93 00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:50,705 We'll take the studio and ha 94 00:11:51,217 --> 00:11:52,497 That's the deal take it or leave it 95 00:11:55,057 --> 00:11:59,665 Waiting for this 96 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:02,737 Screw you 97 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:10,161 I just have a feeling about this one 98 00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:20,657 Alright alright you got yourself a deal 99 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:27,569 No alright now Rosie take this down we're going to need costumes 100 00:12:27,825 --> 00:12:29,361 Clothing 101 00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:31,921 Actors 102 00:12:32,177 --> 00:12:33,201 Why am I going to get paid 103 00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:37,041 Ruin karaoke 104 00:12:38,321 --> 00:12:40,113 Oh wait we need someone to 105 00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:41,393 Choreograph 106 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,441 I want to direct 107 00:12:49,585 --> 00:12:50,353 John 108 00:12:52,657 --> 00:12:55,985 I know it's silly of me to ask Benny but 109 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,033 Have you ever directed a picture before 110 00:12:58,289 --> 00:12:59,057 Not that can't 111 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:01,105 My pillow 112 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:02,897 Warren 113 00:13:03,153 --> 00:13:05,969 Look listen Benny you listen 114 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,761 Hey there hey. 115 00:13:08,273 --> 00:13:10,065 Don't get that 116 00:13:10,577 --> 00:13:13,137 Alright born 117 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,441 Yeah alright alright alright we'll work it out 118 00:13:15,697 --> 00:13:18,769 Don't worry about a thing but it is great 119 00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:22,865 Where were we sets costumes actors 120 00:13:23,377 --> 00:13:24,145 Script 121 00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:25,681 Ripped 122 00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:33,105 Here we are 123 00:13:33,361 --> 00:13:35,153 Call me 124 00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:37,713 Song songwriter 125 00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:40,529 Songwriter 126 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,601 I know the guy 127 00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:50,257 Nick Davis songwriter and pervert 128 00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:52,561 Well we got it going Harry 129 00:13:53,329 --> 00:13:54,609 But before we gone 130 00:13:55,121 --> 00:13:56,913 There's just one slight stipulation 131 00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:57,937 WhatsApp 132 00:13:58,961 --> 00:14:01,265 You got to stick to the original timetable 133 00:14:01,777 --> 00:14:03,825 You got two weeks to shoot this masterpiece 134 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,921 Two weeks from musical two weeks 135 00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:09,201 Don't sweat it Harry 136 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,249 Kiss my boots in 3 days 137 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:16,625 Going to dialogue in 17 orgasms this is 138 00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:19,697 Two weeks Harry you know the deal 139 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:22,513 Yoga lovers schedule you go over budget 140 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,305 We take over the studio 141 00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:27,377 You're out 142 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,449 Let's get the hell out of here come on 143 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:56,049 Rosie 144 00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:58,865 God dammit I'm going to make my father proud 145 00:14:59,377 --> 00:14:59,889 I did 146 00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:05,777 Get the advertisements in the paper I want to go out today all right 147 00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:12,433 All we can do is we can do it I know we can do it tell me we can do it 148 00:15:21,905 --> 00:15:22,929 Pat's 149 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,489 Costumes 150 00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:30,353 Jesus Christ two weeks 151 00:15:38,545 --> 00:15:44,689 Far out 152 00:15:56,209 --> 00:15:58,257 I told you never to call me back 153 00:16:01,073 --> 00:16:01,585 You 154 00:16:02,865 --> 00:16:03,889 You call me 155 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,521 Alright already 156 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:14,385 I think you see West Side Story too many times 157 00:16:15,153 --> 00:16:17,713 I want to see a man about a field 158 00:16:22,321 --> 00:16:23,345 What kind of film 159 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,161 I don't know some kind of musical 160 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,977 But just don't touch anybody that's all 161 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,025 No touching 162 00:16:32,305 --> 00:16:33,329 It is touching 163 00:16:34,865 --> 00:16:36,145 Then I'm going to kill somebody 164 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,985 Is this you think I thought everybody I see 165 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:47,409 Sometimes I think you're some kind of a freak 166 00:16:47,665 --> 00:16:49,457 Arvin 167 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:55,089 Who cares anyway you big bully. 168 00:16:56,881 --> 00:16:58,161 Love you 169 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,441 Annabel Lee 170 00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:04,305 See you later Robin 171 00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:45,265 Hello 172 00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:51,665 Do you know anything about this just with the ad said we have to be able to dance 173 00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:58,065 Oh yeah isn't spring tap shoes rehearsal clothes possible nudity and they don't want anyhow 174 00:17:58,321 --> 00:17:59,089 Albinos 175 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:00,881 Is a stag 176 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:01,905 Dang 177 00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:05,233 Hi there 178 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,049 My name is George George Brenner 179 00:18:08,305 --> 00:18:08,817 What's yours 180 00:18:10,097 --> 00:18:13,937 Hey Jane that's really a beautiful name Jane 181 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:20,337 Why do I feel it if my name was fungus you think it was pretty 182 00:18:23,409 --> 00:18:24,433 Joyful 183 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:27,505 Oh 184 00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:29,041 That's me 185 00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:38,001 This is useful 186 00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:39,281 Joyful 187 00:18:44,913 --> 00:18:48,497 Yes I do Wellness song 188 00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:52,337 I'm Harry schachter this is 189 00:18:52,593 --> 00:18:53,617 Berry Smirnoff 190 00:18:54,129 --> 00:18:58,737 My secretary Rosie and the man at the piano is composer dick Davis 191 00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:03,089 Hi 192 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:05,649 Well 193 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,489 Tell us a little bit about yourself 194 00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:10,513 What have you done 195 00:19:11,537 --> 00:19:13,329 Oh I've done 196 00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:14,865 Fellatio 197 00:19:15,377 --> 00:19:16,657 And 198 00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:17,937 Drake f****** 199 00:19:18,961 --> 00:19:21,521 And some minor bestiality to 200 00:19:23,825 --> 00:19:25,105 Okay 201 00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:26,385 Well would you 202 00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:28,433 Like to do a little something for us 203 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,225 Sure 204 00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:02,225 Thank you thank you 205 00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:03,761 Missbo that was 206 00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:07,601 Very good 207 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,649 Look I am 208 00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:15,025 Don't know if you noticed this film has singing and dancing did you bring anything to sing for us 209 00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:16,561 No 210 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,913 No but could you just sing scales for us 211 00:20:21,425 --> 00:20:21,937 No 212 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,497 Yeah sure 213 00:20:25,521 --> 00:20:26,545 Oki dick 214 00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:45,745 Thank you thank you thank you is full 215 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,305 Well I will be in touch okay 216 00:20:48,817 --> 00:20:50,353 Thank you by now 217 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,241 Allied her orgasm wasn't too bad 218 00:20:56,497 --> 00:21:02,641 That was the worst I have ever seen all right all right let's get on with it then okay 219 00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:09,041 Juanita Juanita 220 00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:12,113 Wonderful people who are you today 221 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,929 Does fine fine how are you 222 00:21:15,185 --> 00:21:17,234 Baby. 223 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,282 Well what can you do 224 00:21:19,794 --> 00:21:21,330 I do a lot of things 225 00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:23,634 Can you sing for us 226 00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:31,058 I would not only like to sing for you I like to sing for you 227 00:21:31,314 --> 00:21:37,458 Are you ready Me piano 228 00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:48,210 What is the weather right now 229 00:22:04,082 --> 00:22:06,898 Thank you thank you very much 230 00:22:07,154 --> 00:22:07,922 Just a minute 231 00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:20,466 I'm happy to inform you Miss Juanita then you have a part in the film 232 00:22:20,722 --> 00:22:26,866 In the face 233 00:22:27,122 --> 00:22:33,266 Broadchurch me 234 00:22:33,522 --> 00:22:39,666 How are you 235 00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:48,626 Very good very good I think we'll be able to work something out 236 00:22:48,882 --> 00:22:50,418 Okay thank you 237 00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:56,818 And Lightfoot please remember to call me George Brenner 223 238 00:22:57,074 --> 00:23:00,402 5486 and please remember to call 239 00:23:00,658 --> 00:23:02,194 Even if I don't get the part 240 00:23:02,962 --> 00:23:09,106 So touch me 241 00:23:38,034 --> 00:23:39,826 Next 242 00:23:41,618 --> 00:23:42,898 What have you done with Jones 243 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,458 Well not too much 244 00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:48,018 I just got out here from Indiana 245 00:23:49,298 --> 00:23:51,346 Do you know what kind of movie this is 246 00:23:52,370 --> 00:23:54,162 Well no not really 247 00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:56,466 I just want to do a movie 248 00:23:58,514 --> 00:23:59,794 What do you sing and dance 249 00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:01,074 Oh yes I do 250 00:24:01,842 --> 00:24:03,634 Are you willing to perform in the news 251 00:24:05,938 --> 00:24:06,962 Bowsher 252 00:24:08,242 --> 00:24:10,290 Long as I don't have to take my clothes off 253 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:14,642 Excuse me for a minute 254 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:26,674 Is going to be perfect for it 255 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,002 Miss Jones 256 00:24:30,514 --> 00:24:31,794 You have the part if you want it 257 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,330 I do 258 00:24:35,378 --> 00:24:38,706 Now what Rosie hero call you and give you all the details okay 259 00:24:38,962 --> 00:24:41,010 Oh thank you thank you so much 260 00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:43,314 Who is Max 261 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:49,714 Put thank God 262 00:24:49,970 --> 00:24:56,114 What is nephew with supposed to meet him up there 263 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,394 Chicken wings 264 00:24:57,650 --> 00:25:03,794 What about the world's only nude One Man Band 265 00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:09,426 Plastic extension piece 266 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:28,114 I just got out here from Indiana 267 00:25:28,370 --> 00:25:31,698 This big town today 268 00:25:31,954 --> 00:25:38,098 I came to be moving pictures at my first try 269 00:25:38,354 --> 00:25:44,498 Why what did they say so I guess I'm on my way 270 00:25:44,754 --> 00:25:50,898 And though I know this movie is not exactly what you'd call classes 271 00:25:52,178 --> 00:25:55,250 That's not the way 272 00:25:55,762 --> 00:26:01,906 I feel 273 00:26:02,162 --> 00:26:08,306 Everything drawing 274 00:26:08,562 --> 00:26:14,706 My world is real 275 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:27,506 John project 276 00:26:40,562 --> 00:26:46,706 Herbalife 277 00:27:06,162 --> 00:27:12,306 Magic Brush 278 00:27:25,362 --> 00:27:31,506 Everything's fine now the world can be 279 00:27:31,762 --> 00:27:37,906 It's amazing 280 00:27:57,362 --> 00:28:03,506 Justice 281 00:28:18,610 --> 00:28:23,986 I don't know I don't know I don't look all I know is he's got this nephew thinks he's a director 282 00:28:25,522 --> 00:28:28,082 I got no choice no nephew no money 283 00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:34,994 He's probably some the overweight heavy breathing sadomasochistic necrophiliac Nazi right beside me look at Bonnie Wright 284 00:28:37,042 --> 00:28:40,370 But all that I ordered some lunch I think the guys here 285 00:28:43,186 --> 00:28:44,466 Put it right here on the desk 286 00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:46,002 How to put the cream in at this time 287 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:47,794 What is a sandwich 288 00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:49,586 You don't forget the sandwich did you 289 00:28:50,610 --> 00:28:52,658 Coffee 290 00:28:52,914 --> 00:28:59,058 Hold on for second delivery services 291 00:28:59,314 --> 00:29:01,362 And hurry it up okay 292 00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:16,210 Oh s*** 293 00:29:16,466 --> 00:29:18,514 I'll call you back later 294 00:29:23,122 --> 00:29:24,146 Are you banished nephew 295 00:29:25,170 --> 00:29:31,314 Look I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Harry Schecter it's very nice to meet you just come on in and sit 296 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:32,338 Pull up a chair 297 00:29:35,922 --> 00:29:39,762 I'm sorry I didn't know who you were I was expecting 298 00:29:57,426 --> 00:29:58,450 A delivery service 299 00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:01,522 I thought you was coming with you 300 00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:03,058 Kellywise 301 00:30:03,314 --> 00:30:03,826 But he couldn't 302 00:30:07,666 --> 00:30:09,458 Something about seeing some dolly 303 00:30:10,994 --> 00:30:12,018 Or maybe was Hello Dolly 304 00:30:21,746 --> 00:30:22,514 He couldn't come 305 00:30:27,122 --> 00:30:27,634 Yeah 306 00:30:29,938 --> 00:30:32,242 Well it's it's John isn't it 307 00:30:33,010 --> 00:30:33,522 What is 308 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,058 Your name 309 00:30:35,826 --> 00:30:36,338 John 310 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:38,130 Wonderful 311 00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:40,690 Now John is 312 00:30:40,946 --> 00:30:44,530 As you know your uncle benny got you this job and 313 00:30:45,298 --> 00:30:46,578 And you know it is 314 00:30:46,834 --> 00:30:47,858 And I know you 315 00:30:48,626 --> 00:30:49,906 You never directed a picture before 316 00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:54,514 That's okay. That's okay he says he he says you willing to learn right 317 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:55,538 Ryan 318 00:30:59,378 --> 00:31:01,426 I really didn't know you were this young 319 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,474 Oh I just look young 320 00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:04,754 I'm really 23 321 00:31:06,546 --> 00:31:09,362 23 322 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:20,882 Outlook jonaya I don't know if your uncle benny told you about the kind of picture we're making 323 00:31:21,394 --> 00:31:22,418 We said it was a musical 324 00:31:23,186 --> 00:31:26,514 It is a musical but it's not an ordinary musically 325 00:31:28,562 --> 00:31:30,354 It's a tits and ass musical 326 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:33,938 PizzaMan 327 00:31:35,986 --> 00:31:37,010 Pornographic music 328 00:31:39,826 --> 00:31:40,338 Pornographic 329 00:31:47,762 --> 00:31:48,786 Lil Jon 330 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:55,442 I know you have a wealth of sexual experience and Anna and a panorama of sexual knowledge 331 00:31:56,978 --> 00:31:58,770 To be honest on the outside 332 00:32:00,562 --> 00:32:01,074 You look 333 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,866 Innocent you know like 334 00:32:03,378 --> 00:32:05,170 What you don't know your ass from your elbow 335 00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:12,594 I know I give the appearance of being very Innocent but I really do have a wealth of 336 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:18,226 Experian Santa Ana Ana Ana panorama 337 00:32:19,762 --> 00:32:20,530 Notch 338 00:32:22,322 --> 00:32:22,834 Fine 339 00:32:25,138 --> 00:32:27,442 We only have two weeks to make this picture 340 00:32:28,978 --> 00:32:29,490 Now 341 00:32:30,002 --> 00:32:31,794 Tomorrow you're going to be meeting the cast 342 00:32:32,306 --> 00:32:33,842 The most of them are veterans 343 00:32:34,098 --> 00:32:35,122 Who is 344 00:32:35,634 --> 00:32:41,778 Andy Devine has many pornos film so when you go in there tomorrow you got to act like a note 345 00:32:42,034 --> 00:32:42,802 What you talkin about 346 00:32:43,314 --> 00:32:48,434 You got to be gutsy you got to use filthy language otherwise I got to walk all over you 347 00:32:50,226 --> 00:32:54,066 Now this picture as everything John we got your tits ass 348 00:32:54,322 --> 00:32:56,882 F****** fondling oral sex 349 00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:04,050 You don't have anything against oral sex do you John 350 00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:08,658 No I like to talk about sex as much as the next fellow 351 00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:13,010 Boy are we in trouble 352 00:33:13,778 --> 00:33:14,546 Why 353 00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:17,618 Like I said 354 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:24,274 We both know you're a D9 sexual manners but when you go in there tomorrow you got to act like you know what you're doing 355 00:33:24,786 --> 00:33:29,138 You got to pretend to know how to make a picture huh 356 00:33:29,394 --> 00:33:33,234 You got to be strong you got to let him know who's boss 357 00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:35,794 Go home 358 00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:38,354 Go home 359 00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:39,378 Read 360 00:33:41,426 --> 00:33:42,706 Do research 361 00:33:43,474 --> 00:33:46,802 Teen deepthroat I don't know deep throat 362 00:33:48,082 --> 00:33:50,130 Lucaya 363 00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:53,970 I know we're going to be Pals John and 364 00:33:54,226 --> 00:33:58,322 It's just going to be great I want you to call me Harry 365 00:33:59,858 --> 00:34:00,370 Harry 366 00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:04,466 You can call me mister Schechter 367 00:34:05,234 --> 00:34:11,378 Right now I want you to be here tomorrow 1 stage a check the production okay 368 00:34:12,402 --> 00:34:13,682 Schecter 369 00:34:14,194 --> 00:34:17,266 Schecter 370 00:34:21,106 --> 00:34:23,154 It's here John it's right here 371 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:30,322 China great now was really nice meeting you John and I and I couldn't be happier 372 00:34:30,578 --> 00:34:33,394 It's going to be great 373 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:37,746 Okay thanks 374 00:34:38,002 --> 00:34:39,026 Schecter 375 00:34:40,562 --> 00:34:41,330 Goodbye John 376 00:34:55,154 --> 00:35:01,298 Can I watch me watch before how to sex slaves 377 00:35:01,554 --> 00:35:07,698 Are you the one going up the ladder you were great 378 00:35:14,354 --> 00:35:16,658 Hi there 379 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:23,058 My name is George George Brenner what's yours 380 00:35:23,314 --> 00:35:29,458 That's a lovely name 381 00:35:29,714 --> 00:35:32,274 You got something else 382 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,066 You wanted to say 383 00:35:35,858 --> 00:35:42,002 I know I think that's about it 384 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:59,154 Look at these people 385 00:35:59,410 --> 00:36:01,202 We going to need a miracle 386 00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:06,066 Hello mr. Schecter Mary Maru remember 387 00:36:07,346 --> 00:36:12,466 I want to thank you for casting me your picture 388 00:36:14,514 --> 00:36:15,538 Excuse me 389 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,122 Oh he's sweet 390 00:36:19,634 --> 00:36:21,426 He's My Kind Of Man 391 00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:25,522 I think that I'm probably his kind of woman to 392 00:36:25,778 --> 00:36:26,546 Really 393 00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:29,618 Listen honey 394 00:36:29,874 --> 00:36:35,762 Since I am one of the leads in this picture 395 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:39,858 Dressing room so I didn't have to be around all the people 396 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:42,162 Do you think we could arrange that 397 00:36:42,674 --> 00:36:46,514 Well honey we do have a dressing room 398 00:36:46,770 --> 00:36:50,354 But it's not real close to the set that's quite alright 399 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:52,914 Exactly is it New York 400 00:36:53,938 --> 00:37:00,082 How do you have all the information you got this stuff 401 00:37:00,338 --> 00:37:06,482 You know I love working disease fish actor 402 00:37:13,138 --> 00:37:15,698 Alright now the director should be here any minute so 403 00:37:15,954 --> 00:37:17,234 Oh who is it this time 404 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:18,258 John Smith 405 00:37:20,050 --> 00:37:21,074 John 406 00:37:21,586 --> 00:37:22,098 Smithy 407 00:37:56,146 --> 00:37:57,426 Have you set a date yet 408 00:37:58,194 --> 00:38:01,522 Alright everyone sit down just just just sit down 409 00:38:03,058 --> 00:38:04,082 Do you think it's too much 410 00:38:04,338 --> 00:38:07,410 A picture in a film book on directors Nifty isn't it 411 00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:14,578 You don't like it 412 00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:15,602 Haida 413 00:38:16,626 --> 00:38:20,466 I think I look like an idiot 414 00:38:20,978 --> 00:38:22,002 Took off 415 00:38:23,026 --> 00:38:24,050 The Beret and 416 00:38:25,586 --> 00:38:31,730 The scar from the jodhpurs look I don't know just don't lose your confidence 417 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:35,826 A trimester schachner 418 00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:43,250 Okay 419 00:38:43,762 --> 00:38:48,370 First I'd like to welcome you all and say how happy I am to have you in the picture 420 00:38:49,394 --> 00:38:54,770 You all know what kind of a movie We're making and we have hardly any time at all to shoot this picture but 421 00:38:55,538 --> 00:38:56,306 We all 422 00:38:56,562 --> 00:38:58,610 Work together I know we can pull it off 423 00:39:00,914 --> 00:39:01,682 We 424 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:10,386 That is to say very fortunate to have a very talented director and I know he wants to say a few were 425 00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:11,154 Words 426 00:39:11,922 --> 00:39:13,202 I like you all to meet 427 00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:16,018 John smithee 428 00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:46,482 Hello 429 00:39:48,274 --> 00:39:50,578 My name is Jeff 430 00:39:55,954 --> 00:39:57,490 John Smith 431 00:39:58,258 --> 00:40:00,050 And I will be directing this 432 00:40:01,074 --> 00:40:01,586 Film 433 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:05,938 Of course shooted the ratio of 1.85 to 1 434 00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:07,218 Using a camera 435 00:40:11,058 --> 00:40:11,570 F*** 436 00:40:12,850 --> 00:40:18,994 Of course B montages flash Cuts Fade Out settings and occasional pan always of course using 437 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,018 The camera 438 00:40:20,786 --> 00:40:26,674 I work very much the same way and he of course continues to make great money making pictures 439 00:40:28,210 --> 00:40:31,794 Please God why me 440 00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:35,122 As Mr Sheckler said we don't have a lot of time 441 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:41,010 Expect hard work cooperation diligence photography sound and color 442 00:40:41,778 --> 00:40:47,922 S*** we can make a f****** good b**** of a bastard movie if we all pull together and work is a horse 443 00:40:48,178 --> 00:40:50,226 For loving Campinas team 444 00:40:54,066 --> 00:40:54,578 Thank you 445 00:41:08,402 --> 00:41:13,522 Alright alright alright everyone Take 5 take Take 5 and then we'll get to work 446 00:41:16,338 --> 00:41:22,482 Wonderful ja 447 00:41:22,738 --> 00:41:24,018 Oh yes yes 448 00:41:43,986 --> 00:41:47,570 Okay kids kids gather around here all right 449 00:41:47,826 --> 00:41:50,898 This is a dick Davis composer 450 00:41:51,154 --> 00:41:55,505 And he's going to be teaching at the songs as he writes them 451 00:41:56,017 --> 00:41:57,809 I just wrote this 5 minutes ago 452 00:41:58,065 --> 00:42:01,137 It's going to be a big production number the title song 453 00:42:02,929 --> 00:42:09,073 Come come now 454 00:42:09,329 --> 00:42:15,473 Play working on you 455 00:42:18,545 --> 00:42:24,689 And I'm telling you that I won't be able to stop so come come 456 00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:25,969 Got a game 457 00:43:01,297 --> 00:43:07,441 Ready 458 00:43:17,425 --> 00:43:19,729 How do you do it 459 00:43:21,009 --> 00:43:23,057 How do you attract all those men 460 00:43:23,313 --> 00:43:25,105 I sure wish I could do it 461 00:43:25,361 --> 00:43:28,945 Honey some of us were born with it and some of you weren't 462 00:43:29,713 --> 00:43:31,505 Third grade scope girl 463 00:43:31,761 --> 00:43:33,297 Do what you do best 464 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:42,257 Hi baby how you doing it's really hard work huh 465 00:43:42,769 --> 00:43:48,401 We've been introduced to my name is 466 00:43:49,937 --> 00:43:56,081 I'm not the phone I'm not a cripple so tell me why won't you let me hold you 467 00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,641 Your nipple 468 00:44:09,393 --> 00:44:11,953 Is this when I give head 469 00:44:12,977 --> 00:44:13,489 Head 470 00:44:15,793 --> 00:44:16,561 Muthead 471 00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:27,569 Can you believe it I'm going to start tomorrow there's so much to do 472 00:44:27,825 --> 00:44:33,969 Pirate isn't exactly mr. Speedy I didn't hire him he was a gift listen I have no choice 473 00:44:34,225 --> 00:44:37,809 And we got to finish this picture on time that's all there is to it no matter what 474 00:44:38,065 --> 00:44:44,209 I got to be off I got to dinner with that Mary LaRue tonight is important she said 475 00:44:44,465 --> 00:44:50,609 Give her my best I get the feeling you're not terrific 476 00:44:50,865 --> 00:44:57,009 Are you kidding she's terrific she has all the qualities I admire most in 477 00:44:57,265 --> 00:45:03,409 In a woman she's opportunistic pushy self-centered and the b**** enjoyed 478 00:45:03,665 --> 00:45:09,809 Thanks a lot looks stick around and see if the guys finish up on time okay 479 00:45:10,065 --> 00:45:16,209 I'll just stick around and see that these guys finish up on 480 00:45:18,769 --> 00:45:19,793 Okay guys 481 00:45:20,049 --> 00:45:26,193 I'm just going to stick around and see that you all finished at one time 482 00:45:32,849 --> 00:45:35,665 Let's have a rehearsal places 483 00:45:42,577 --> 00:45:43,857 Smithy 484 00:45:44,113 --> 00:45:48,977 In this scene you want me to do just a regular ordinary orgasm right 485 00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,641 Thinking of seeing you 486 00:46:09,713 --> 00:46:13,297 Thinking this number 487 00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:16,369 You are 488 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:19,185 Just line up the shot 489 00:46:20,209 --> 00:46:23,281 They want one on the set tomorrow 490 00:46:28,913 --> 00:46:30,705 Oh s*** 491 00:46:34,289 --> 00:46:36,849 Listen John 492 00:46:37,105 --> 00:46:42,993 Could you do us a big favor yes yes yes 493 00:46:43,249 --> 00:46:45,809 You know we could really use some energy food 494 00:46:46,577 --> 00:46:47,089 Donuts 495 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:54,257 But what about the rehearsal what about what about the shot we just hold everything just the way it is today got back 496 00:46:56,049 --> 00:47:00,401 Too sure of course you just take your time 497 00:47:00,657 --> 00:47:01,425 John 498 00:47:01,937 --> 00:47:05,521 I think you should get one donut of every time y'all just in case 499 00:47:06,033 --> 00:47:08,593 And if there are I think you better go to another store 500 00:47:09,105 --> 00:47:09,617 Okay 501 00:47:10,641 --> 00:47:12,177 Okay alright 502 00:47:33,937 --> 00:47:37,521 Alright everyone here's the way we're going to do it 503 00:47:38,033 --> 00:47:39,825 Orgasm take one 504 00:47:59,281 --> 00:48:05,425 Orgasm sure how doing it nicely 505 00:48:15,665 --> 00:48:18,225 Lesbian Butch Dyke take one 506 00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,345 No I don't smoke 507 00:48:34,353 --> 00:48:35,889 No I don't drink 508 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:40,753 Just relax honey 509 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,569 All I want to do is 510 00:48:45,361 --> 00:48:45,873 Tattoo 511 00:48:48,177 --> 00:48:48,945 Caresi 512 00:48:50,993 --> 00:48:51,505 Kissing 513 00:48:56,369 --> 00:48:58,161 Do dirty things to your body 514 00:49:00,977 --> 00:49:02,769 Just think of me as 515 00:49:06,097 --> 00:49:07,121 Are you a homo 516 00:49:09,425 --> 00:49:10,705 You got your nipple 517 00:49:17,617 --> 00:49:19,921 Lesbian 518 00:49:20,177 --> 00:49:25,553 You can call it what you like 519 00:49:25,809 --> 00:49:31,953 And that's why they call me Mike 520 00:49:32,209 --> 00:49:38,353 I have a leaning towards a meaningful 521 00:49:45,009 --> 00:49:51,153 The only thing he'll get 522 00:50:09,585 --> 00:50:11,121 Phantom great work John 523 00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:13,425 Thank you Mr Schecter 524 00:50:13,681 --> 00:50:19,825 I really don't remember doing all of it but I guess that can happen during creative fervor hummus to Schechter 525 00:50:20,081 --> 00:50:22,129 It's all yours. You just keep up the good work 526 00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:24,433 Wall transition 527 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:27,249 That's my boy you better go get ready for tomorrow's work 528 00:50:27,505 --> 00:50:29,041 Right okay 529 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:40,561 What we going to do for dinner 530 00:50:40,817 --> 00:50:41,841 I was going to eat 531 00:50:42,353 --> 00:50:43,121 Would you like to go out 532 00:50:43,633 --> 00:50:44,913 Sure what time 533 00:50:45,425 --> 00:50:46,449 Wake me up at 7 534 00:50:47,217 --> 00:50:48,497 It is 7 535 00:50:49,009 --> 00:50:51,569 And I'm here 536 00:50:52,081 --> 00:50:53,361 You ready 537 00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:54,641 Sorry it took so long 538 00:51:16,145 --> 00:51:17,937 Well 539 00:51:18,193 --> 00:51:24,337 Yes you know I I I believe in a a fluid camera 540 00:51:25,617 --> 00:51:26,641 Who gives a s*** 541 00:51:29,713 --> 00:51:35,857 You know I believe in a fluid camera 542 00:51:36,113 --> 00:51:39,185 Mendelian camera me too 543 00:51:51,473 --> 00:51:52,241 Look at this 544 00:51:52,497 --> 00:51:55,057 Christina Rudy can Donuts 545 00:51:55,313 --> 00:52:01,457 Well now Harry you promised me you weren't going to get excited 546 00:52:01,713 --> 00:52:02,737 Donuts for 2 hours 547 00:52:02,993 --> 00:52:03,761 John 548 00:52:06,065 --> 00:52:12,209 I'm coming 549 00:52:12,465 --> 00:52:15,281 Come here 550 00:52:15,537 --> 00:52:20,145 Hello how are you 551 00:52:20,401 --> 00:52:21,425 Donut 552 00:52:22,961 --> 00:52:23,473 Really 553 00:52:23,985 --> 00:52:27,825 I'm on my way in this morning so I wouldn't have to leave the EU 554 00:52:28,081 --> 00:52:34,225 You know the house are you sure you wouldn't like what I mean because I've got all kinds of glazed glazed 555 00:52:34,481 --> 00:52:40,625 Pasteis supposed to be 556 00:52:40,881 --> 00:52:42,929 Don't you think anything going on 557 00:52:43,185 --> 00:52:49,329 I'm talkin John what are you doing 558 00:52:56,753 --> 00:52:58,289 Give me the donuts 559 00:52:59,313 --> 00:53:03,153 But you didn't want any 560 00:53:03,921 --> 00:53:10,065 I think what Harry is trying to say here is that you'd better start rehearsing everyone 561 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:16,465 For the number I think that's what he's trying to say only hair is having a seizure at the moment 562 00:53:16,721 --> 00:53:19,537 What I'll do is I'll start rehearsing and I'll get the number 563 00:53:19,793 --> 00:53:25,937 Alright let's get this 564 00:53:26,193 --> 00:53:32,337 Okay OK everybody dildos very let's go 565 00:53:32,593 --> 00:53:36,433 Hello Harry 566 00:53:44,881 --> 00:53:51,025 I got this on the train to rehearsal games on the crane 567 00:53:51,281 --> 00:53:56,401 How's it going Harry grade grade listen 568 00:53:56,657 --> 00:53:57,681 Can I see you for a minute 569 00:53:57,937 --> 00:54:02,033 Yeah what's up it's very upset about the script 570 00:54:02,289 --> 00:54:05,105 Dice come up with some great jokes and he thinks I really hope the picture 571 00:54:05,361 --> 00:54:11,505 He wants you to come over and hear him what is he talking about Josie wants shows tell him to come down here I'll put him in the picture 572 00:54:11,761 --> 00:54:12,785 Harry 573 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,601 If you don't go see him he will come down here 574 00:54:16,881 --> 00:54:18,673 Alright alright 575 00:54:19,185 --> 00:54:25,329 I'll give him five minutes alright just wait here okay look Rosy you got to help me out here this is an incredibly important 576 00:54:25,585 --> 00:54:31,729 So stay here watch everything make sure you handle it okay I love your love you're okay come on 577 00:54:31,985 --> 00:54:38,129 Okay everybody this is a full rehearsal everything work 578 00:54:39,153 --> 00:54:42,993 Take him up 579 00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:49,649 Music deck 580 00:54:49,905 --> 00:54:51,185 Obel 581 00:56:12,081 --> 00:56:18,225 Bails push your buttons 582 00:56:33,073 --> 00:56:39,217 Stop the crane 583 00:56:52,273 --> 00:56:58,417 I have no 584 00:58:20,593 --> 00:58:24,177 I will not do the same 585 00:58:27,249 --> 00:58:31,345 I said I don't need it 586 00:58:35,185 --> 00:58:36,209 I'm going 587 00:58:36,465 --> 00:58:37,233 Can I drink 588 00:58:41,841 --> 00:58:42,609 John 589 00:58:43,121 --> 00:58:45,937 John I think we need another rehearsal 590 00:58:46,449 --> 00:58:49,521 He better go and talk to Mary and see what you can do 591 00:58:50,545 --> 00:58:51,313 You like 592 00:58:52,081 --> 00:58:52,849 You 593 00:59:08,977 --> 00:59:10,513 What is it you little twerp 594 00:59:12,305 --> 00:59:13,585 Excuse Me Miss LaRue 595 00:59:15,121 --> 00:59:18,961 I know you and I have the utmost respect for each other as professionals 596 00:59:19,985 --> 00:59:21,777 Who said you could come in my room 597 00:59:22,289 --> 00:59:24,337 Get back behind that line 598 00:59:30,225 --> 00:59:32,273 Can we talk nicely about this 599 00:59:32,529 --> 00:59:34,065 No we cannot 600 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:40,465 But I'll look John I think we need some more Donuts I'll talk to 601 00:59:40,721 --> 00:59:42,001 Donuts great gray 602 00:59:45,841 --> 00:59:47,633 What's this song 603 00:59:48,145 --> 00:59:51,217 Harry I'm so glad you came to talk to me 604 00:59:51,729 --> 00:59:53,265 I don't like any of the other people 605 00:59:53,521 --> 00:59:54,545 Picture 606 00:59:55,313 --> 00:59:56,849 That's okay they don't like you either 607 00:59:57,617 --> 00:59:59,921 I listen sweetheart I got a picture to make you 608 01:00:00,689 --> 01:00:05,041 I can't replace you into much footage already and then you throwing me way behind schedule 609 01:00:05,553 --> 01:00:08,625 That was behind schedule even before there was a schedule so 610 01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:11,185 Okay 611 01:00:11,697 --> 01:00:12,465 Well 612 01:00:12,721 --> 01:00:15,793 That does put us in a bit of a predicament doesn't it 613 01:00:17,073 --> 01:00:18,097 Kiss me Harry 614 01:00:20,657 --> 01:00:21,425 I said 615 01:00:21,681 --> 01:00:23,217 Kiss me Harry 616 01:00:23,729 --> 01:00:25,265 Then I'll do the scene 617 01:00:39,089 --> 01:00:40,113 Real cute Harry 618 01:00:40,369 --> 01:00:41,649 You want to be in the picture 619 01:00:41,905 --> 01:00:45,489 Okay 620 01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:52,401 Not his type of woman huh tough titty isn't it that's what I've heard 621 01:00:52,657 --> 01:00:55,729 Cute honey 622 01:00:56,241 --> 01:00:58,545 Thanks honey 623 01:01:02,129 --> 01:01:03,665 Blackmailing media believe it 624 01:01:03,921 --> 01:01:04,433 No 625 01:01:08,529 --> 01:01:10,065 Perversion take one 626 01:01:21,841 --> 01:01:27,985 Canola you wonderful purveyor I am so happy to be with you 627 01:01:28,241 --> 01:01:29,265 YouTube 628 01:01:43,345 --> 01:01:49,489 Play Me by Jamie Foxx 629 01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:55,889 Airplane cartoon 630 01:01:56,145 --> 01:02:02,289 Jaivita Killeen 631 01:02:21,745 --> 01:02:27,889 Golden beetle 632 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:34,289 Benevolent 633 01:02:34,545 --> 01:02:40,689 Premium 634 01:02:53,745 --> 01:02:59,889 Donkey 635 01:03:06,545 --> 01:03:12,689 Oliver Black 636 01:03:19,345 --> 01:03:25,489 Name the dogs 637 01:03:25,745 --> 01:03:31,889 Let's get some gorilla 638 01:03:59,793 --> 01:04:00,561 Screening room 639 01:04:03,633 --> 01:04:04,145 Hey 640 01:04:04,657 --> 01:04:06,193 Eddie what are you talkin about 641 01:04:07,729 --> 01:04:13,873 Eddie I can't go to the goddamn racetrack with you I'm trying to make a picture here waiting with hold at what what's the matter 642 01:04:14,129 --> 01:04:14,897 Gobiidae 643 01:04:18,481 --> 01:04:24,625 The why can't seem to make a guess you can't get 644 01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:26,417 Now 645 01:04:27,185 --> 01:04:27,697 Pink 646 01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:29,489 About to seem 647 01:04:30,001 --> 01:04:30,769 And 648 01:04:32,561 --> 01:04:34,097 Seeing soixante-neuf 649 01:04:34,353 --> 01:04:35,889 Take 12 650 01:04:53,553 --> 01:04:55,345 You got that thing up already 651 01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:57,393 Come on boy 652 01:05:03,025 --> 01:05:09,169 Alright alright what's the problem here 653 01:05:09,425 --> 01:05:10,705 Get yourself another penis 654 01:05:11,985 --> 01:05:14,289 Well you've really done it this time haven't you 655 01:05:14,545 --> 01:05:16,337 No but I'd like to 656 01:05:18,641 --> 01:05:24,785 Yeah Harry why don't you do this thing would you get on the phone get me a stun cock when it doesn't scare easily 657 01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:29,137 You just asked me for a stunt car 658 01:05:29,393 --> 01:05:31,953 Where can I find that me Yellow Pages 659 01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:34,769 In the meantime Harry 660 01:05:35,281 --> 01:05:41,425 Why don't you come on up to the scene okay you understand 661 01:05:41,681 --> 01:05:43,217 When you get angry Harry 662 01:05:43,729 --> 01:05:46,545 Hangman Harry were perfect for each other 663 01:05:46,801 --> 01:05:47,825 Even our names 664 01:05:48,593 --> 01:05:49,361 Harry 665 01:05:49,617 --> 01:05:50,641 And Mary 666 01:05:52,945 --> 01:05:54,481 Just be ready to do this scene 667 01:06:18,289 --> 01:06:23,665 Find me a Stage 5 is 668 01:06:36,465 --> 01:06:37,233 Are you 669 01:06:37,745 --> 01:06:38,513 Always 670 01:06:39,281 --> 01:06:39,793 Like that 671 01:06:40,305 --> 01:06:40,817 Yeah 672 01:06:41,073 --> 01:06:41,841 Always 673 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:44,145 Jump 674 01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:46,193 Here's a stopcock 675 01:06:50,545 --> 01:06:51,825 Your stunt cock is here 676 01:06:53,105 --> 01:06:54,897 Your stunt cock is here 677 01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:00,785 Hello 678 01:07:04,881 --> 01:07:06,161 I know 679 01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:09,489 I'm sorry I didn't catch your name 680 01:07:09,745 --> 01:07:11,025 Andre schlong 681 01:07:12,561 --> 01:07:13,073 Long 682 01:07:14,353 --> 01:07:14,865 The Chinese 683 01:07:15,889 --> 01:07:17,937 In the seam 684 01:07:19,473 --> 01:07:21,777 You know I wouldn't wear 685 01:07:22,033 --> 01:07:26,641 The dark glasses of the Hat because senior supposed to be you know my king 686 01:07:29,457 --> 01:07:32,017 I'm not here for making love I'm here for f****** 687 01:07:32,273 --> 01:07:33,809 I do this 8 hours a day 688 01:07:36,881 --> 01:07:41,745 He knows what to do d****** 689 01:07:42,001 --> 01:07:44,561 Should we get a rehearsal 690 01:07:44,817 --> 01:07:46,609 Just roll the goddamn camera 691 01:07:49,169 --> 01:07:49,937 Lights 692 01:07:50,449 --> 01:07:51,217 Cameras 693 01:07:51,473 --> 01:07:54,545 Knock it off action 694 01:07:57,105 --> 01:08:02,737 Insert steak one 695 01:08:04,017 --> 01:08:06,321 You say you're always like this 696 01:08:06,577 --> 01:08:12,209 You're always something on my body chemistry I have a Perpetual Direction 697 01:08:44,977 --> 01:08:46,001 We ran out of film 698 01:08:46,257 --> 01:08:46,769 Cot 699 01:09:08,273 --> 01:09:08,785 Cot 700 01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:39,249 God wouldn't you love to have somebody like him 701 01:09:41,041 --> 01:09:42,321 God I sure would 702 01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:45,393 It was just so big 703 01:09:46,673 --> 01:09:47,953 Who was you're so 704 01:09:48,209 --> 01:09:48,977 B 705 01:09:55,121 --> 01:09:56,913 Yeah well you got someone better 706 01:09:57,937 --> 01:10:00,497 Right all right 707 01:10:00,753 --> 01:10:01,777 But he was useful 708 01:10:03,057 --> 01:10:05,361 It was just so big 709 01:11:16,785 --> 01:11:20,369 That's not bad not bad 710 01:11:21,137 --> 01:11:25,745 So far behind we only have two days left in that dumb kids keeps hanging around 711 01:11:26,513 --> 01:11:28,561 Why don't you send him on some more errands 712 01:11:29,073 --> 01:11:32,657 Where can I send we got eight million Donuts piled up in the back of the stage 713 01:11:39,313 --> 01:11:43,409 I got it 714 01:11:44,433 --> 01:11:45,201 Bella 715 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,249 Synonym for script changes 716 01:11:47,505 --> 01:11:49,041 Squid changes 717 01:11:50,321 --> 01:11:51,089 Want 718 01:11:54,417 --> 01:11:55,441 John 719 01:12:01,073 --> 01:12:04,145 Wanda 720 01:12:04,401 --> 01:12:05,169 A1 721 01:12:05,425 --> 01:12:07,985 Wanda 722 01:12:16,945 --> 01:12:20,785 Pick up some script changes from someone named after 723 01:12:21,041 --> 01:12:24,369 Honda 724 01:12:24,625 --> 01:12:25,649 Sure honey 725 01:12:26,161 --> 01:12:27,441 We understand 726 01:12:28,977 --> 01:12:31,537 But one is a little busy right now 727 01:12:34,353 --> 01:12:37,169 Could could could could one of you give it to me 728 01:12:38,193 --> 01:12:39,985 Cubet sugar 729 01:12:48,689 --> 01:12:54,833 Hello honey what you doing tonight I haven't seen you around 730 01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:00,977 Hello honey what you doing tonight 731 01:13:19,409 --> 01:13:20,945 Oh I was just leaving 732 01:13:51,409 --> 01:13:52,689 Thank you 733 01:14:37,745 --> 01:14:43,889 I'm having dinner with my mother 734 01:14:44,145 --> 01:14:50,289 Call girl 735 01:15:07,953 --> 01:15:09,233 Ruelala 736 01:15:14,097 --> 01:15:17,425 Oh yeah 737 01:15:26,129 --> 01:15:29,457 Mary Mary what are you doing 738 01:15:30,737 --> 01:15:36,881 O'Hara honey I hate to be a pooper but 739 01:15:37,137 --> 01:15:37,649 Any difference 740 01:15:38,673 --> 01:15:44,817 I've had just about all I can take of you you know somehow 741 01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:51,217 How I don't mind being called a b**** especially when it comes from the original 742 01:15:51,473 --> 01:15:55,057 Are you going to allow this person to talk to me like this 743 01:15:55,313 --> 01:15:58,129 After all I am star 744 01:15:58,641 --> 01:16:00,689 How dare you talk to me like that 745 01:16:00,945 --> 01:16:04,785 Do you know who I am why can't you remember 746 01:16:08,113 --> 01:16:09,905 Get out of here 747 01:16:10,161 --> 01:16:12,465 You heard me I had it with you 748 01:16:12,721 --> 01:16:16,049 Don't give me any of that Harry honey b******* 749 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:19,377 You're the one who's getting out of here when you're getting off now that you're fired 750 01:16:19,889 --> 01:16:20,657 Get out of here 751 01:16:22,449 --> 01:16:23,473 I never 752 01:16:24,241 --> 01:16:25,265 Really 753 01:16:37,809 --> 01:16:41,393 Okay everyone it's a wrap I'll see you all tomorrow at 7 754 01:16:42,417 --> 01:16:43,953 It's a wrap 755 01:16:46,513 --> 01:16:49,585 I'm sorry hair 756 01:16:50,609 --> 01:16:53,681 It's not your fault 757 01:16:55,473 --> 01:16:57,265 Chedda coming for a long time anyway 758 01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:05,201 But I got no star 759 01:17:05,713 --> 01:17:07,505 One day left 760 01:17:09,297 --> 01:17:14,417 Send the pictures are going to win 761 01:17:16,209 --> 01:17:19,537 No they're not you'll think of something you always do 762 01:17:20,305 --> 01:17:21,073 Yeah 763 01:17:22,097 --> 01:17:23,121 Something will work out 764 01:17:23,633 --> 01:17:25,425 So I can be shopping here in a couple of months 765 01:17:35,409 --> 01:17:37,201 Schecter not schachner 766 01:17:50,257 --> 01:17:54,865 I'll go back to the House of Pies 767 01:17:55,121 --> 01:17:57,425 Albuquerque I still have the outfit I 768 01:17:57,681 --> 01:18:03,825 Call 769 01:18:04,081 --> 01:18:06,385 Her I didn't give it to you 770 01:18:13,809 --> 01:18:19,953 I'm sorry I was still asleep what is it 771 01:18:20,209 --> 01:18:23,281 Look Rosie I figure out what's going to save us I figured out who's going to do the number 772 01:18:25,073 --> 01:18:26,353 Funny dances 773 01:18:27,377 --> 01:18:33,009 Harry it's 3:30 in the morning don't play three guesses with a person at 3:30 in the morning who's going to do the number 774 01:18:35,057 --> 01:18:35,825 Harry 775 01:18:36,081 --> 01:18:38,641 You must be having a very bad dream go back to sleep 776 01:18:38,897 --> 01:18:41,713 No no no no dream 777 01:18:41,969 --> 01:18:48,113 A very unhappy man 778 01:18:48,369 --> 01:18:54,513 He doesn't need the aggravation there's no pressure just take your time 779 01:18:56,049 --> 01:18:58,353 Harry I can't I really 780 01:18:58,865 --> 01:19:01,937 Please please please Rosie from me 781 01:19:02,705 --> 01:19:03,473 You got it 782 01:19:03,729 --> 01:19:05,521 I'm glad there was no pressure 783 01:19:06,289 --> 01:19:09,361 I love you I love you too Harry 784 01:19:09,617 --> 01:19:13,713 Okay alright now go back to sleep I'm going to call Jordan tell me doing it over with him okay bye 785 01:19:36,497 --> 01:19:42,641 5 a.m. 786 01:19:42,897 --> 01:19:49,041 Hi there what are you doing out this late alone 787 01:19:49,297 --> 01:19:55,441 My name is George George Restaurant 788 01:19:55,697 --> 01:20:01,841 Can you tell me your name 789 01:20:02,097 --> 01:20:05,169 Free mulch in front of my own building 790 01:20:07,985 --> 01:20:14,130 Walked in front of his own building 791 01:20:14,386 --> 01:20:16,946 Cuz I can't be all that bad 792 01:20:17,202 --> 01:20:20,274 George 793 01:20:21,554 --> 01:20:24,114 All the makeup in the world is going to cover that thing 794 01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:28,722 The only good thing that's happened is that John hasn't showed up 795 01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:31,026 Maybe he's still at Wanda 796 01:20:31,282 --> 01:20:33,586 All night 797 01:20:50,482 --> 01:20:52,274 Hot girls 798 01:20:54,834 --> 01:20:56,626 Can I said I could you got there 799 01:20:57,138 --> 01:21:02,514 What are we all standing around for 800 01:21:03,282 --> 01:21:06,610 Shein 801 01:21:07,122 --> 01:21:08,402 Well 802 01:21:08,658 --> 01:21:14,546 Let's get started before that fart Harry gets down here 803 01:21:23,506 --> 01:21:25,810 I'm sorry I'm late 804 01:21:26,066 --> 01:21:31,442 I got that that place just have me too but I was someplace I want to thank you 805 01:21:31,954 --> 01:21:32,466 You're welcome 806 01:21:34,258 --> 01:21:36,050 Hide about your problem Harry 807 01:21:36,562 --> 01:21:37,330 What's happening 808 01:21:38,866 --> 01:21:41,682 Well it looks like we can finish the pictures so 809 01:21:42,450 --> 01:21:43,474 You tell me what's happening 810 01:21:44,754 --> 01:21:47,570 Benny and the boys army of decided 811 01:21:47,826 --> 01:21:49,618 According to the terms of a contract 812 01:21:50,642 --> 01:21:53,202 Why you know with taking over the studio 813 01:22:03,698 --> 01:22:04,978 Well we almost made it didn't we 814 01:22:21,362 --> 01:22:23,154 I want to thank you all very much 815 01:22:32,626 --> 01:22:34,930 Well you'll be working for your uncle benny now John 816 01:22:36,210 --> 01:22:41,074 Wait a minute I don't want to work for my uncle benny I hate my uncle benny my opinion is a s*** hook for doing this 817 01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:45,938 I can't do this picture without you here I'm afraid there's nothing I can do about it 818 01:22:49,266 --> 01:22:49,778 But thanks 819 01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:56,434 Wait a minute wait a minute mr. Schecter I have an idea 820 01:22:57,458 --> 01:22:59,762 I have an idea 821 01:23:00,018 --> 01:23:01,042 Hey John Boy 822 01:23:01,554 --> 01:23:04,626 I think your uncle benny wants to see you and I mean now 823 01:23:07,442 --> 01:23:08,466 You can do the number 824 01:23:08,978 --> 01:23:12,050 Why do you nuts you know the routines better than anyone 825 01:23:12,818 --> 01:23:17,938 He's right here you know the routine your nuts and I'm doing the number 826 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:19,986 So unless you're nothing you do the number 827 01:23:20,498 --> 01:23:22,290 You're going to lose the studio Harry 828 01:23:26,130 --> 01:23:26,642 Rosie 829 01:23:28,690 --> 01:23:30,226 You got yourself a new coaster 830 01:23:36,882 --> 01:23:39,698 Because with my direction you won't have to worry 831 01:23:40,210 --> 01:23:41,234 I'll take care of you 832 01:23:42,002 --> 01:23:42,770 Down boy 833 01:23:43,538 --> 01:23:46,354 Are we really going to need donuts today 834 01:23:49,426 --> 01:23:55,570 Write sorry for this number is going to be a closer 835 01:23:57,362 --> 01:24:03,506 Now listen everybody we got to pull together here and be like a family at George I'm going to need your 836 01:24:03,762 --> 01:24:09,906 Your help I got to brush up on the steps 837 01:24:16,562 --> 01:24:22,706 This is America maybe Morgan in hollywoodland USA tonight we're attending the premier 838 01:24:22,962 --> 01:24:29,106 Avenue schachner I'm sorry Schecter Studios Production about brand new kind of musical 839 01:24:29,362 --> 01:24:35,506 The first all singing all-dancing p**** the title come come now the crowds are out 840 01:24:35,762 --> 01:24:41,906 In the background of their beginning to come in the door now let's all go into the theater now and see 841 01:24:42,162 --> 01:24:48,306 Come come now 842 01:25:36,178 --> 01:25:42,322 Take a hot dog 843 01:25:42,578 --> 01:25:48,722 Hamburger 844 01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:55,122 Cake 845 01:25:55,378 --> 01:26:01,522 Battery cake 846 01:26:01,778 --> 01:26:07,922 Give him some more 847 01:26:08,178 --> 01:26:14,322 Cream cheese cake 848 01:26:14,578 --> 01:26:20,722 Proverbial 849 01:26:33,778 --> 01:26:39,922 Kros 850 01:26:40,178 --> 01:26:46,322 I never Jenna twitch 851 01:26:46,578 --> 01:26:52,722 Snatch who want to diet you really got to try it 852 01:26:52,978 --> 01:26:59,122 Laramie 853 01:27:05,778 --> 01:27:11,922 Cake but let me eat when I want to stuff my face I just called my best friend 854 01:27:12,178 --> 01:27:18,322 Ask media what gets me high 855 01:30:17,266 --> 01:30:23,410 Where'd you get the name of the Cuban Comer 856 01:30:23,666 --> 01:30:29,810 You got it from me you want to make something of it George George Banner 857 01:30:30,066 --> 01:30:36,210 So touch me 858 01:30:36,466 --> 01:30:42,610 Yes actually my you know Mike eisenstein the Von Sternberg but 859 01:30:42,866 --> 01:30:49,010 I think you will find that there are undeniable Tracy about it on Monday 860 01:30:55,666 --> 01:31:01,810 When we talk about it will also talk about a new contract right boys 861 01:31:14,866 --> 01:31:21,010 We did it you believe it from now on it's going to be classy 862 01:31:21,266 --> 01:31:27,410 Straight up right right 863 01:31:27,666 --> 01:31:33,810 I got a great idea for a new picture to I thought of it the other day so it's going to be a Shakespearean p**** 864 01:31:34,066 --> 01:31:37,906 Will call at The Taming of the blue 865 01:31:38,162 --> 01:31:42,514 No no 866 01:31:43,538 --> 01:31:49,682 How about this one survived 867 01:31:49,938 --> 01:31:56,082 Young Hotshot producer who marries his 868 01:31:56,338 --> 01:32:02,482 Dancing secretary you like that one 869 01:32:09,138 --> 01:32:15,282 Shall we 56756

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