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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,708 - [crowd laughing] - [man] You never know people. 2 00:01:16,791 --> 00:01:20,166 Those who are closest to you, right, will surprise you the most. 3 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,625 Like I was convinced that it would be impossible 4 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,833 for my dad to understand a "situationship". 5 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:29,250 So I told him that basically you hook up with each other, eat together. 6 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:30,833 Netflix and chill, that's it. 7 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:35,458 No need to share your emotions or real feelings with each other at all. 8 00:01:35,541 --> 00:01:39,000 And my dad was like, "Beta, this is what your mother and I had for many years." 9 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:40,333 "It's arranged marriage." 10 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:41,416 [all laughing] 11 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,208 I was like, "Okay, Dad." 12 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:45,291 [gentle music playing] 13 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,500 You never know people. 14 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:50,083 I have a close childhood buddy, we were in boarding school together. 15 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,458 We both were dreamers. 16 00:01:51,541 --> 00:01:54,083 And, guys, today he's sitting right here amongst us. 17 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:57,625 And ever since I've stepped on stage, he's been busy on his phone. 18 00:01:57,708 --> 00:02:01,125 - [crowd laughing] - Bro, you had one fucking job. 19 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:05,541 Sit in the audience, laugh hysterically, so I could win this open mic today. Hmm? 20 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,041 - [crowd laughing] - Go, Imaad! 21 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:10,875 By the way, Neil is neither in a relationship nor a situationship. 22 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:11,958 And I wonder why. 23 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:14,333 I mean, he's a gym trainer. 24 00:02:14,416 --> 00:02:17,458 5'5'' tall. Still lives with his parents. 25 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,750 What could be wrong? 26 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:21,875 - [crowd laughing] - [laughs] 27 00:02:23,041 --> 00:02:24,041 Uh... 28 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:27,666 And then I have this other close childhood buddy, Ahana. 29 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,416 She's my flatmate as well. 30 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,041 - But ours is not a situation-ship. - Stop it! 31 00:02:33,125 --> 00:02:34,833 What we have is a space-ship. 32 00:02:35,666 --> 00:02:37,875 We give each other way too much space. 33 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,625 She is in her room. I am in mine. 34 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:41,708 I have my girlfriends and she has Rohan. 35 00:02:41,791 --> 00:02:43,333 [crowd whoops laughs] 36 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:46,375 Just look at them, guys. They're so adorable, man. So cute. 37 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,500 - Stop. - [crowd] Aww. 38 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,458 They have been dating for two years. 39 00:02:49,541 --> 00:02:52,333 - Three! - Dating for three years now. 40 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:55,458 And I think these lovebirds may get hitched very soon. 41 00:02:55,541 --> 00:02:58,916 But you know, Ahana, I'm not ready for you to leave this space-ship. 42 00:02:59,666 --> 00:03:03,000 So, Rohan, do us a solid, bro. After you get married, move in with us. 43 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,791 - Yeah. - Done. 44 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:07,250 And I've heard that Rohan is a really good cook. 45 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,250 Well organized. 46 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,500 And it's time we got a full-time house help. 47 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:11,500 [crowd laughs] 48 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:12,625 Shut up, Imaad! 49 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:15,833 Uh, no, but jokes apart, we'll call him Chhotu. Hmm? 50 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,750 And it has nothing to do with the pictures you sent Ahana last night. 51 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,583 - [Ahana exclaims] - [crowd laughing] 52 00:03:21,666 --> 00:03:23,333 [upbeat music playing] 53 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:34,541 {\an8}[in Hindi] ♪ All we've got to say is this ♪ 54 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:42,791 {\an8}♪ We'll live the way we want to live ♪ 55 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,583 {\an8}♪ There's nothing ♪ 56 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:50,125 ♪ That can bring us down ♪ 57 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:58,750 {\an8}♪ We'll take the path Our hearts have found ♪ 58 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:03,833 ♪ People go, people stay ♪ 59 00:04:03,916 --> 00:04:08,125 {\an8}♪ Let it happen anyway ♪ 60 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:12,083 {\an8}♪ These days are new And nights are young ♪ 61 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:17,625 {\an8}♪ Let new songs be sung ♪ 62 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:22,750 ♪ Let it happen anyway ♪ 63 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:29,875 ♪ We have all the happiness We'll ever need ♪ 64 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:37,666 {\an8}♪ We're masters of our destiny ♪ 65 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:43,875 {\an8}♪ What can stop us now? ♪ 66 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:48,208 ♪ People go, people stay ♪ 67 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:52,083 ♪ Let it happen anyway ♪ 68 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:56,208 {\an8}♪ These days are new And nights are young ♪ 69 00:04:56,291 --> 00:05:01,208 ♪ Let new songs be sung ♪ 70 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:04,250 {\an8}♪ If you feel ♪ 71 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:08,750 {\an8}♪ Your lover drift away ♪ 72 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:13,000 {\an8}♪ Just follow ♪ 73 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:16,958 ♪ What your heart will say ♪ 74 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:20,875 ♪ People go, people stay ♪ 75 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:24,625 ♪ Let it happen anyway ♪ 76 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:29,250 ♪ These days are new And nights are young ♪ 77 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:33,041 ♪ Let new tales be told New songs be sung ♪ 78 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:37,333 ♪ People go, people stay ♪ 79 00:05:37,416 --> 00:05:42,875 [all in English] Four, three, two, one... 80 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:45,333 Happy New Year! 81 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:50,833 [in Hindi] ♪ Let new tales be told New songs be sung ♪ 82 00:05:50,916 --> 00:05:51,916 [song ends] 83 00:05:55,708 --> 00:05:57,708 - [mellow music playing] - [horn honking] 84 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,041 [birds screeching] 85 00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:00,916 [birds chirping] 86 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,125 [mellow music continues] 87 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:39,208 [cell phone vibrating] 88 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:44,666 [in English] Good morning. 89 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:47,625 [Richa] Hey, you've left? Why didn't you wake me up? 90 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:51,125 Yeah. You looked so peaceful. I didn't have the heart. 91 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:54,291 [chuckles] How sweet. Call me later? 92 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,708 Sure. Bye. 93 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:57,791 See you. 94 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,541 [Rohan] I need to be on my own for some time. 95 00:07:08,625 --> 00:07:12,208 - Tell me the truth. - [hesitates] There... There's no one else. 96 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:13,958 What's wrong? I don't understand! 97 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:16,791 Ahana, I told you, my life has zero clarity right now. 98 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,250 - I have no idea what I'm doing. - What are you doing? 99 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,666 I need to focus on my career right now. 100 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,375 So, I just need some space. That's all. 101 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,250 Are you an astronaut? Your career needs space? 102 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,541 [clicks tongue] 103 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,791 Come on, man. You work at your dad's firm. 104 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:35,958 I know you wanna hook up with other girls. 105 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,333 You know, I just... I'm done. I can't... 106 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,458 - Can't do what? What's wrong? - I can't. 107 00:07:42,541 --> 00:07:43,875 - Huh? - Nothing's happened. 108 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:46,833 Nothing ever happens, man. Maybe that's the problem! 109 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:50,684 - It's about sex? We can work on it. - Please let's just... 110 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,125 That's a whole another story. 111 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:54,333 I brought up marriage. You freaked out. 112 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:56,166 - There's no rush. - I'm not freaking out. 113 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,291 I just need a break. 114 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,541 For how long? One month? Three months? 115 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:04,833 I have no idea! 116 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,166 Mom and Dad, what do I tell them? 117 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:10,375 - I don't know. - So then what do you know? 118 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:14,916 [emotional music playing] 119 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,083 - [music stops] - [door opens] 120 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,208 [door closes] 121 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,583 Is the house on fire? 122 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:38,666 What? 123 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,708 - Why was Rohan running away? - Tsk. Shut up. 124 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,666 - [Imaad grunts] - [sighs heavily] 125 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:50,708 Now what? Tell me. 126 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,500 He wants a break. 127 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,333 - Since when? - Since now. 128 00:09:05,708 --> 00:09:06,708 [grunts] 129 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,208 Don't worry, he'll come back. 130 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:15,208 And if he doesn't, then there's always arranged marriage. 131 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,333 - [both chuckling] - [quirky music playing] 132 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:19,041 How was your date? 133 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,208 Cute. Journalist. 134 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:24,000 Cute? Meaning there's a chance you'll meet her again? 135 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:28,833 - You've got issues, bro. - [chuckles] 136 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,666 And yeah. Don't tell Neil. 137 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:35,333 He doesn't like Rohan. When we get back, it'll be awkward. 138 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:36,625 Okay. 139 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,708 - [bicycle bell tinkling] - [horn honking] 140 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:42,958 [Neil's mom] Good morning. 141 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,333 - Baby, your breakfast is ready. - Thanks, Mama. 142 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,791 [Neil's mom] And your parcel arrived yesterday. 143 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:49,875 Thank you. 144 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,958 - How was Mass? - It was okay. 145 00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,208 - Already over? - Hmm. 146 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:00,708 Didn't you just order this? 147 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:02,791 Neil, 8,000? 148 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,125 Who asked you to check the bill? 149 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,333 Someone's going to have to check the bills. 150 00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:12,083 Every day, 12 egg whites, salmon. Isn't this much protein enough? 151 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:15,250 So I paid for it. I can pay for the rest too if you want. 152 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:17,500 Can we please have our breakfast in peace? 153 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,791 All I want is for you to save your money. 154 00:10:19,875 --> 00:10:22,000 And 20 pairs of shoes? Why do you need so many? 155 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,208 - I need proper sneakers, Dad. - [Neil's dad] Ah. 156 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,416 Your generation doesn't know the difference between a need and a want. 157 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,166 Right? More T-shirts, more shorts. All this, I manage all these things. 158 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,416 - [blender whirring] - [pensive music playing] 159 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,208 [Ahana] I don't know why you're upset with me. Where did I go wrong? 160 00:10:42,916 --> 00:10:44,791 Have I really even done anything? 161 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:47,958 This isn't our first fight, won't be our last, either. 162 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:52,583 So can you please just tell me what is the real reason for this break? 163 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:56,208 Just don't say you're bored of me. Or that you like someone else. 164 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:57,291 [beeps] 165 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,291 I just can't understand what you want. 166 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,416 What is it you're looking for? 167 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,166 What we have is precious, Rohan. 168 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:07,750 I don't know when we stopped having real conversations. 169 00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:11,208 Please just call me. I'll wait for your call. 170 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,750 [music playing on cell phone] 171 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:20,833 [woman] Hold my hand 'cause I'm taking you with me to Lalaland! 172 00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:23,458 I'm Lala, but of course you know that. 173 00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:28,958 {\an8}And today I'm taking all of you with me to sunny, gorgeous Maldives! 174 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,416 To celebrate you guys! 175 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,500 All one million of you. 176 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,791 So let's dance, shake a hip. 177 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:37,916 Run on the sand, take a dip in the pool. 178 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,125 'Cause life is la-la-la! 179 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:44,333 All this at the beautiful Maldives sea villa. 180 00:11:44,416 --> 00:11:47,708 [scoffs] Guys, what the heck is she getting a free vacation for? 181 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,791 She has a million followers, bro. 182 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,041 No big deal, man. Put on a bikini and boys will go crazy. 183 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,125 Just shut up, man. 184 00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:56,000 She's an influencer. 185 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,875 Really? Who's influenced by this inflatable horsey? 186 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,875 It works, dude. People don't know all of this is sponsored. 187 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,416 - The hotels, trips, right? - Exactly. 188 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,180 - She's a marketing genius. - [Ahana] What? 189 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:09,708 Looks like the next Neil Pereira rom-com is going to be out soon. 190 00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:12,375 Come on, guys. Grow up, man. She's my client, okay. 191 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:15,291 Really? Client? Didn't you go to the Maldives with her? 192 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,458 Yeah, so? 193 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:18,041 - To carry her luggage? - [chuckles] 194 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:19,750 To train her. 195 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:20,875 - To train her! - Train her. 196 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,958 You didn't post a selfie with her? Why? 197 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,541 Huh? She's your client, right? 198 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,375 Every life update doesn't need to be online. 199 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,833 - This guy is kinda shady. - Very shady. 200 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,500 [quirky music playing] 201 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:32,416 Okay, fine. 202 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,625 - Fine? Wha... What did you say? - Fine? 203 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,541 - Fine, fine. - Fine what? 204 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,166 [Imaad] What fine? 205 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,291 - It's more than that. - I knew it! 206 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,375 Since when? 207 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,083 It's been a few months. 208 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:46,333 - It's already been a few months? - [Neil] Mmm. 209 00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:49,125 - She didn't want anyone to find out. - Bro, are we "anyone" now? 210 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:53,333 Bro, her followers need to feel like she's single. Attainable, you know. 211 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:56,875 - We're not her followers, okay? - You're still not following her? 212 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,458 - No! - Dude, we are your friends. 213 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,000 Then act like friends are supposed to. 214 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,625 Just give me some privacy. 215 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,250 - Imaad, give him privacy. - Privacy. 216 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,833 - We'll give him privacy. - He wants privacy. Open your mouth. 217 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,958 [Ahana] You want privacy? We'll show you privacy. 218 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:11,375 - Stop it! You're right on my leg! - [both] Privacy? 219 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,083 [Ahana] He's blushing! Tickle him more! 220 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,833 - [music fades] - [Imaad sighs] 221 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:17,791 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 222 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,000 Uh, sorry, sorry. 223 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,583 Uh, seriously, bro, this AI shit could end careers. 224 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,750 Your career might end. Mine hasn't even started yet. 225 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,666 It'll happen, man. You'll be fine. 226 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,791 - Hmm. - You're the man. You're good. 227 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,041 Good doesn't cut it anymore, bro. 228 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:37,541 These days you need to have your own brand and celebrity clients. 229 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,291 You have one. Lala. 230 00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:43,208 Today it's Lala, then Lolo, then Bebo. Then Saifu! 231 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:44,791 - [both chuckling] - Right? 232 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:48,708 [Imaad sighs] 233 00:13:48,791 --> 00:13:51,833 But seriously, man, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life. 234 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,208 I want to start my own gym, man. That'll be a game changer. 235 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,291 So go for it. 236 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,125 Yeah, man. What a great idea. 237 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,291 My account has 28,000. I open two branches this week. What do you think? 238 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,583 - [mutters] - [laughs] 239 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:09,125 Man, I don't know what I am doing with my life either. 240 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,916 Let's do one thing. We'll keep at it till we're thirty. 241 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,458 If we don't catch a break, we have Ahana. She'll support us for sure. 242 00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:17,625 I'm sure she's already planning for it. 243 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,958 Ahana's sorted, you know. 244 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:23,458 But that Rohan, why is she with him? Tsk. 245 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,250 - Rohan wants a break now. - What? 246 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,500 I didn't say a word, you didn't hear a word. 247 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,000 [quirky music playing] 248 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,833 Rohan wants a break from Ahana? 249 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,458 - Guts. - I know. 250 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,250 Guts. 251 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,416 [Neil sighs] 252 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,833 - Bottoms up! - Bottoms up! 253 00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:45,958 [music fades] 254 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,666 - [crows cawing] - [birds chirping] 255 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,541 [alarm ringing] 256 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:04,250 [mellow music playing] 257 00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,958 [incoming text tone chiming] 258 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,125 [music fades] 259 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,375 Why has Rohan posted a picture of a cake in the morning? 260 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:30,958 Really? 261 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,708 - Bro, that's a cupcake. - So what? Same thing. 262 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,416 [Neil] How is it the same thing? 263 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,750 - [Imaad] It's part of the cake family. - [Neil] So? 264 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,000 A cupcake has its own identity, right? 265 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,791 Its own individuality. Will you call a pastry a cake? 266 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,375 - Have you lost it? - You'll call a pastry a pastry. Dumbass. 267 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,250 [Imaad] An Alsatian, can't you call it a dog? 268 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,958 {\an8}[Neil] Stubborn ass! It's okay to call Messi by some other name? 269 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,875 [both continue arguing] 270 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,750 Shut up! Just shut up! 271 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,208 [groans] 272 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,833 [door opens, slams shut] 273 00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:05,916 {\an8}"I want a break," or "I want to break up"? 274 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:09,916 Ahana, is the Adrena-Fit proposal deck ready yet? 275 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,708 - I've mailed it to you. - Great. Thank you. 276 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,000 [indistinct chatter] 277 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,708 You worked on the strategy she'll hog all the credit. 278 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,583 He posted a picture of a cake this morning. 279 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:23,875 - What? - Yeah, cupcake. And a heart. 280 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,208 Cupcake? 281 00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,208 Let's check. 282 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,125 - [intriguing music playing] - [woman] Stacy Gomes, 283 00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:35,125 Mrinalini Jaisinghani, Trisha Mariwala, Anoushka Gupta. 284 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,333 - Kylie Jenner... - [Ahana] Kylie Jenner? 285 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,291 Dude, all boys follow Kylie. 286 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:42,083 - Who's this dream girl? - [Ahana] Ayush's sister. 287 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,041 - [woman] Butter Cupcakes? - [Ahana] Open that. 288 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:49,750 That's where the cupcake's from. 289 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,958 - Hmm. - [woman] "Tanyabuttercupfly." 290 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,125 [Tanya] Tanya Mehra. 291 00:16:56,208 --> 00:17:00,250 {\an8}Just a girl with a sweet tooth and a sweet life. Sparkle emoji. 292 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:03,666 Always remember to sprinkle laughter, 293 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:07,291 spontaneity and kindness onto every single cupcake. 294 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:10,041 #baketheworldabetterplace. 295 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,458 Let me see. 296 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,041 [music fades] 297 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,125 - Let's check her stories. - Then she'll see my name. 298 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:27,250 Come, let's make a fake account. Give. 299 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,583 "I want a break" basically means, "I want to hook up with someone else." 300 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,916 But you've always insisted you've never been in a relationship. 301 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,208 - And yet you're so sure? - I know, right? 302 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,875 I should have be the therapist. 303 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:45,125 But your cardigan look is so hard to keep up with. 304 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,208 [chuckles] 305 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,500 Imaad, we are here to discuss you and your issues. Hmm? 306 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:53,750 - Ahana and my cardigan aren't important. - Don't you think we're stuck in a loop? 307 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,208 I feel you've put up all these walls around yourself. 308 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,208 And you don't want to allow anyone to reach out to you. 309 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,458 [sighs] 310 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,833 You deserve a healthy, loving relationship. 311 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:09,000 [chuckles] What I deserve is for my dad to stop sending me for these sessions. 312 00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:11,500 [pensive music playing] 313 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:14,000 You know, Imaad, the thing about shame is that 314 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:17,083 the harder you try to keep covering it all up, 315 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,875 the more power it has over you. 316 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,583 But when we talk about it, then you know... 317 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:26,750 It's... It's been 14 years. I have forgotten it, you should too. 318 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,750 So, where's the cardigan from? 319 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,041 [music fades] 320 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,291 - You're sure this will work? - Trust me, bro. 321 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,958 It'll strengthen the glutes, build endurance, 322 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,583 - and your knees will be protected. - That's good. 323 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,916 That's it. Squat, hold that, stabilize. 324 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Pelvis tucked in. Chest up, bam! 325 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,875 - Shoulders drop, yeah, yeah. Perfect. - [man] Perfect. 326 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,791 - [Neil] Let's go for one last. On one leg. - [man] All right. 327 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,708 This will strengthen your glutes. 328 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,208 - Help build endurance. - One, two. 329 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,291 Give me one more. Protect you from injury. 330 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,083 Drop your shoulders. Pelvis in. 331 00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,625 [dreamy music playing] 332 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,500 Breathe. Smile. 333 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,583 Nicely done. 334 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,666 - Why can't I look like Malaika? - [man] Take this slightly up. 335 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,750 Why do you need to? 336 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,500 Take care of yourself and that makes you beautiful, right? 337 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,791 - Come on, nine, ten. - [sighs] Whatever. 338 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,625 - My back... - [Neil] Anita, let's go. 339 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,833 - Don't worry about it. - Eleven. 340 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,750 I might not know what's the capital of Uganda, 341 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,333 but I sure as hell know what Malaika Arora wore to the gym yesterday. 342 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:31,583 [crowd laughs] 343 00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,958 Our attention span has never been lower. 344 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,000 Earlier, we'd sit through a five-day test match. 345 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,083 Now, if the first five seconds of a video are not exciting, 346 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,541 - we say, "What crap, get lost." - [all laughing] 347 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,875 I think the only people who can perform in less than five seconds 348 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,250 are Indian men in bed. 349 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,041 - [crowd laughs, cheers] - [laughing] 350 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,083 [enthralling music playing] 351 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,791 You are relating to it too much. 352 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,166 [laughing] 353 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,708 Are you guys together? 354 00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,000 Sorry, sir. 355 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,791 [crowd laughing, cheering] 356 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:02,333 {\an8}[Imaad] If we see an online profile of person whose life we aspire to live, 357 00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,625 {\an8}we can't help but follow them instantly. 358 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,166 {\an8}We know that checking out that profile will make us insecure and depressed, 359 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,958 {\an8}and yet we follow them willingly. 360 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,541 {\an8}How stupid is that, man? 361 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:16,291 If you want a daily reminder that you are a disappointment, 362 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,458 just call your dad. 363 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:20,458 Because he still feels that his son is going to be the next big thing. 364 00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:21,583 [crowd laughing] 365 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,166 Recently, I read a survey which said 366 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,250 that on average, a person checks his phone 224 times a day. 367 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,666 {\an8}You know, if you do something 224 times, 368 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,541 {\an8}it stops being an activity, it becomes an addiction. 369 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:34,958 [crowd laughing] 370 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:38,125 And we have become addicted to other peoples' lives. 371 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:42,708 Enough, now! The eyes have gone blind and the brain's dumbed down. 372 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,833 I don't give a damn about what you're doing, thinking or eating. 373 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,250 I've better things to do. 374 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,666 Like finding out what Malaika Arora wore to the gym today. 375 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,375 [whistling, cheering] 376 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,291 That's my time, thank you so much. 377 00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:59,458 Also... also we have a very special guest tonight, and a dear friend. 378 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,708 Please give it up for Sapan Verma! 379 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:03,333 [crowd cheering, whistling] 380 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,291 Hello! Give it up for Imaad, everybody. Come on, once more! 381 00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:12,875 We want a little more commercial material, you know. 382 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,000 Something that could be a meme, go viral. 383 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,916 Tap into that tier two, tier three space, man. Take it to the next level. 384 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,458 Is this my next level? Become a meme or a virus? 385 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:24,125 Of course. Okay, listen. 386 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,375 Next week, there's a high-profile wedding. 387 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,583 - You will host it. - And you will dance. 388 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,666 - Bye, Melbun. - That means we're on, right? 389 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:36,666 - [Imaad's dad] Watched Vir Das's special? - [Imaad] Yeah, I did. 390 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,750 It was okay. 391 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,458 [Jazz music playing over speakers] 392 00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:40,541 Just okay? 393 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:45,375 Well, I really liked it. He was working with the audience so well. 394 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,416 - When is your show happening? - [glasses clink] 395 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,250 - It'll happen. These things take time. - Have a cutoff. 396 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,916 When I was your age, I was... 397 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,416 I know, Dad. You had your own car and kids. 398 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,958 And you even walked on the moon. Am I right? 399 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,583 I can take care of myself, Dad. Don't worry. 400 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:00,666 I know you can. 401 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,500 All I'm saying is, be smart about your choices. 402 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:06,958 The house and money your mom left you won't be enough for the rest of your life. 403 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,083 - Hmm? - Hmm. 404 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,750 [girl 1] Imaad bhaiya! 405 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,000 - Hey! - [giggles] 406 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:17,000 - Hello! Hello, hello. - Hello! Hi! 407 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,125 - Bedtime? - [girl 2] Yes. 408 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,041 - Hmm? - [girl 2] Yes. 409 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:22,750 - Give bhaiya a kiss quick. Come on. - [Imaad's dad] Come on. 410 00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:26,041 - [train horn blares] - [birds screeching] 411 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,458 Drive the knee up. 412 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:29,416 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 413 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,916 Close. That's it. Good. Come down. 414 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:37,958 Yeah, now all the way up, and maintain that line. 415 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,875 Kettlebell close. 416 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,000 - Engage the core. Lala, focus! - [clicks tongue] 417 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,958 - Damn! - What's up? 418 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,333 Nothing, that uncle is always staring into my window. 419 00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:50,291 Which uncle? 420 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,125 - Nothing. - Huh? 421 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,916 [Lala] Don't open it. He's standing right there, watching me. 422 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,500 You should complain about him. 423 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,916 - What do I say? - That he's always looking into your house. 424 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:04,333 - Then most Indians would be in jail, no? - Unbelievable! 425 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:05,958 [mellow music playing] 426 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:09,166 - You're cute. - Finish your set, come on. 427 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,250 [Imaad claps] 428 00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:16,916 And very professional. 429 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,166 [enthralling music playing] 430 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,541 I want you to meet Ahana and Imaad. 431 00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:35,791 What's your scene tomorrow? 432 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,458 I'm actually taking my parents out for dinner. 433 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,083 Oh. 434 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,375 But some other time? 435 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,416 Yeah, sounds good. 436 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,625 [music fades] 437 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:49,750 Come, let's get some squats in. Come on. Let's go, let's go! 438 00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:51,250 [doorbell rings] 439 00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:56,708 Zeeshan? 440 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,625 - Hi, Simran. - Hi. 441 00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,375 [mellow music playing] 442 00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:02,583 - Oh. - [both chuckle] 443 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,375 - Please come in. - Thanks. 444 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,916 - [door closes] - Oh, wow! 445 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,166 [Simran] I... 446 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:17,041 - I mean, I wasn't expecting this. - Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 447 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,833 No, no, it's really nice. It's got character. 448 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:24,625 Some things are so new, and some feel like they've always been here. 449 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:33,208 [chuckles] So I think we should just jump right into it. 450 00:24:33,291 --> 00:24:37,125 At first, you may feel a bit awkward, but, you know... 451 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,250 Um, usually, I allow cameras only after a few dates. So... 452 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,333 [both chuckle] 453 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:43,541 I said I wanted to take your pictures. 454 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,125 Mmm, wasn't that an excuse to come over? 455 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,083 No, I'm a photographer. 456 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,958 It's a project I'm doing. It's called "The people of Tinder." 457 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,875 Nice. Do you want to interview me? 458 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,500 - [camera clicks] - Kinda. 459 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,083 Con artist. 460 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,916 [chuckles] That's me. 461 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,125 [music fades] 462 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:05,500 So you want to meet the person behind the profile? 463 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,125 Thanks. I guess. 464 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:12,041 I want to understand who you are and what you are when you are all alone. 465 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:13,500 But am I really alone? 466 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,500 Yeah, okay, I know. Just ignore me. Do your thing. 467 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:21,750 Ah. Tough. Your presence is why your art is getting affected. 468 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:26,708 - You interested or should I make a move? - Are you breaking up with me? 469 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,625 [both laughing] 470 00:25:29,708 --> 00:25:31,375 {\an8}[enchanting music playing] 471 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,218 - [camera clicks] - [Simran] How old are you? 472 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,291 Twenty-five. 473 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,625 - What do you do? - I'm a stand-up comic. 474 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:41,250 Do you know what's the problem with political jokes? 475 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,875 That every once in a while, they get elected. 476 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:44,958 Why comedy? 477 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,958 - Hey, what's up, Dad? - [laughs] 478 00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,833 When did you actually realize that you were funny? 479 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:56,291 Probably when I was sad. 480 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,541 [camera clicks] 481 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,291 [emotional music playing] 482 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,958 - What's with this ring? - [camera clicking] 483 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,958 Uh, it's Ammi's ring. 484 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:14,541 [music fades] 485 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:15,833 You ever been in love? 486 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:17,791 - [camera clicking] - Um... 487 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:21,666 What? Come on, never had your heart broken? 488 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:23,833 Just once. 489 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,708 How old were you then? 490 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:27,750 Um... 491 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:30,208 - Nine. - Nine? 492 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,125 We don't get to choose that shit. 493 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,083 [mellow synth music playing] 494 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,625 "So, have you ever fallen in love, senorita?" 495 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:44,833 [chuckles] 496 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,250 Uh-huh. Yeah. 497 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,375 [camera clicks] 498 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:56,875 [music fades] 499 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,000 Bye, Zeeshan. 500 00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:01,916 Um, it's Imaad. 501 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,583 - What? - Zeeshan is just for Tinder. 502 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,666 My name is Imaad. 503 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,208 What? 504 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,083 Bye. 505 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:12,166 [enthralling synth music playing] 506 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:28,250 [Simran] Sometimes, the simplest way to shift perspective is to shift cities. 507 00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:32,416 Life is a collection of moments. 508 00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:35,416 Choose your lens wisely. 509 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,500 [rap song playing] 510 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,875 Ashish, let's go, brother. No stopping. 511 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:49,333 Squat deeper. Engage the core. 512 00:27:49,416 --> 00:27:51,291 Less of shoulders. Engage the core. 513 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:53,083 Keep going. No stopping. Keep... 514 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,666 - [Ashish grunts] - Ah. 515 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,875 - Take it easy. - Dude. 516 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,416 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 517 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,041 - Yeezy 350s? - [chuckles] Yeah, bro. 518 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:03,250 Been trying to cop these babies for months. 519 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:07,000 - Thirty seconds up. Come on. [grunts] - Bro. 520 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:08,875 You're killing me, bro. 521 00:28:08,958 --> 00:28:11,833 [chuckles] That's why I ask you to come to the set gym. 522 00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:14,291 When you see others, you'll feel motivated. 523 00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:16,333 Too many people there. Not my scene. 524 00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:17,791 - [Neil] Hmm. - [grunting] 525 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:21,583 Wait till my studio opens, bro. It'll be the perfect fit for you. 526 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,666 [intriguing music playing] 527 00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:25,791 - You're opening a studio? - Yeah. 528 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,833 Not more than ten clients at a time. Tailor-made services for each. 529 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:32,083 Calisthenics, CrossFit, power lifting, yoga, you name it. 530 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:33,666 Superb, bro. 531 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,958 - Sign me up, baby. - [chuckles] 532 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,375 All right. Let's get it. 533 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,791 Squat. That's it! 534 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,333 I just did a market survey. 535 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,958 The fitness industry is booming. You have to do it. 536 00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:46,875 - I'm working on a budget now. - You need a business plan. 537 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,583 If there's only ten people at a time, how will you make money? 538 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,125 [Neil] Hmm. 539 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:54,041 The space needs to be exclusive so you can charge more. 540 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,375 Investors need to feel like the idea's scalable, right? 541 00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,041 Yeah. Yeah. 542 00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:01,208 You know what I think? There should be two studios in Mumbai. 543 00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:04,875 - One in Bangalore, one in Delhi. - Dude, that is the dream. 544 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:08,666 Or you can launch an app. You can have a nutritionist. 545 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:12,791 You can have specialized meals, athleisure, diet plans. 546 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:15,333 - You can have kickboxing, Zumba. - [chuckles] Shit. 547 00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:16,666 [Ahana] Everything. 548 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,666 What? 549 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,250 MBA, bitches! 550 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:22,333 [chuckles] 551 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:25,166 [clicks tongue] 552 00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:28,541 All I need is someone like you, I'll be sorted. 553 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,791 Why someone "like" me? I'm here, no. 554 00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:34,791 [hopeful music playing] 555 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:35,875 And your job? 556 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:38,125 So, I'll quit. 557 00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:39,208 [Imaad] Hmm? 558 00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,000 Nothing's working out anyway. 559 00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:44,916 You'll run everything. You set up the studio, 560 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,041 I'll do expansion and management. 561 00:29:50,041 --> 00:29:53,458 - [chuckles] You're hired. Let's do this. - Seriously? 562 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:56,666 [chuckles] You're hired! What about the money? 563 00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:59,916 We'll make a killer pitch, and we'll flirt with the investors. 564 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,500 - [snaps fingers] - [Imaad clears throat] Guys. 565 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:03,583 I'm in. 566 00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:08,666 - Tell me how much money you'll need. - How? 567 00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:13,333 So, Mom left me some money, my inheritance, 568 00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:17,250 need to invest it someplace wisely. So... that's how. 569 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:20,458 - Bro, you're serious? - [chuckles] Yeah. 570 00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:23,000 Imaad, we accept your investment offer. 571 00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:27,375 But, guys, it'll take time to break even, so you guys have to be sure. 572 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:32,500 Guys. [clears throat] If I must invest, I'd rather do it in the both of you. 573 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:33,583 I trust you guys. 574 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,875 Fuck! Guys, is this actually happening? 575 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,166 - It is. - [Imaad] Uh-huh. 576 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,541 Shit! Oh, shit! 577 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:46,083 - To the Jungle Gym. - To the Jungle Gym? 578 00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:49,625 - To the Jungle Gym. - I love it. I love it. 579 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,250 To the Jungle Gym! 580 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:54,458 So, come on, guys, let's take our friendship to the next level! 581 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:56,166 - [laughing] - [Ahana chuckles] 582 00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:00,250 - Let's reach! - Yeah! 583 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,375 [all cheering] 584 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,500 [upbeat dance music playing] 585 00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:14,000 [imperceptible] 586 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,958 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 587 00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:19,500 [imperceptible] 588 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,583 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 589 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,958 - [man] Sir, your bill. - Ah, I got it. Here. 590 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:30,583 - Hey. You get it every time, man. - Chill, man. 591 00:31:30,666 --> 00:31:34,166 - [club music playing over speakers] - Do boys really like all this? Huh? 592 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:37,000 - Let it go. Why you looking at it? - I made a fake account. 593 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,083 What? 594 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,458 Or he'll figure out that I'm stalking him and checking out his stories. 595 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:44,708 [Imaad] So ask him directly. Why are you being a detective? 596 00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:47,500 She needs to block Rohan. And drink. 597 00:31:47,583 --> 00:31:48,500 [laughter] 598 00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:49,583 Fine. 599 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:52,208 - Cheers. - Cheers, cheers, cheers. 600 00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:53,291 [Ahana chuckles] 601 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,500 Isn't that Lala? 602 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,041 It is, right? 603 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,000 - [Ahana] Huh? - [Imaad] Yes. That's her. 604 00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:01,833 I'll be back. 605 00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:04,666 [imperceptible] 606 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,083 [both] Who's she with? 607 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,291 [chuckles] 608 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:09,916 - [both] Jinx. - [clicks tongue] 609 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,041 - Where do you want to do it? - Hey. 610 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,250 We can do it at any... 611 00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:16,083 - Hi. - Hi. 612 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:19,291 Um... 613 00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:21,208 Kartik, Neil. 614 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,583 Neil's my trainer. 615 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:26,375 Oh, so you're responsible for the way she looks, huh? 616 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,458 - Stop. - [chuckles] 617 00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:31,125 - I need a drink. Do you want something? - I'm good. 618 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,250 - How about you? Drink? - Cheers. 619 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,708 So? Weren't you going out for dinner with your parents tonight? 620 00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:44,958 Yeah, I was. But they slept early. 621 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,208 Kartik is launching his own gin company. 622 00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:52,750 And... [chuckles] I could be the face of his online campaign. 623 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,958 It's a really big deal for me, Neil. 624 00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:02,041 Yeah. You know what? Um, I... I want a crate of that gin. 625 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:02,958 I'm trying. 626 00:33:03,041 --> 00:33:04,416 - Bro. - Sorry. 627 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,458 - Uh, have a good night. - You too. 628 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,541 - Cheers. - Cheers. 629 00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:12,916 - Ahana, hi! - Aisha, hi. 630 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,875 - Congratulations! - Thank you! Thank you! 631 00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:18,166 I saw the photos. Maldives must've been amazing. 632 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,583 Oh, my God, babe, he first proposed to me in a car, babe. 633 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,500 Like... Like in a parking lot. 634 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:27,541 I was like, "Press pause, please. We're doing this on a beach." 635 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,708 - Shit. Parking lot? - [Aisha] Right? 636 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:31,375 - How dare he? - Imagine! 637 00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,625 He wasn't even thinking about your followers? 638 00:33:33,708 --> 00:33:35,541 - [Melbun] He should have. - Classic. 639 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:37,250 - Hi, Imaad. - [chuckles] Hi. 640 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,250 Always a pleasure. [chuckles] 641 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,875 - So you're coming? - [Ahana] Yes. 642 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:44,250 - Counting you in. You too, babe. 100%? - Yeah. Yes, 100%. 643 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:45,875 - Neil, I'm getting married! - Hey. 644 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:46,958 I need another drink. 645 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,875 - [Aisha] I'm so excited! - Let's drink up. 646 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:51,041 [upbeat music playing] 647 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,416 ♪ Don't get me wrong ♪ 648 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,750 [in Hindi] ♪ This is my kinda song ♪ 649 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:58,375 [in English] ♪ You had better sing along It's been really really long ♪ 650 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:02,208 [in Hindi] ♪ Come on Come to me, my love ♪ 651 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:06,083 [in English] ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 652 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,875 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 653 00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:11,541 [camera shutter clicks] 654 00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,333 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 655 00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,458 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 656 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,250 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 657 00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:25,250 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 658 00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,416 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 659 00:34:31,166 --> 00:34:33,083 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 660 00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:36,708 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 661 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:41,375 {\an8}♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 662 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:45,166 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 663 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,750 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 664 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,708 ♪ I wanna see you dance ♪ 665 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,791 [song ends] 666 00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,375 [line ringing] 667 00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:03,166 Rohan, I really need to talk to you. 668 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:06,250 I swear I won't say a word about our break-up. [sighs] 669 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,916 Rohan, just tell me the truth. 670 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,875 What the fuck? Why can't you just call me back? 671 00:35:10,958 --> 00:35:13,250 I bet you're seeing Cupcake. It's disgusting. 672 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:15,958 Like, I... I just knew that this was going to happen. 673 00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:19,041 Rohan, you coward. Just pick up! 674 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,625 Am I not good enough for you? What's wrong with me? 675 00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:24,041 This is a stupid game, and you're gonna call me back. 676 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,791 I love you and it's gonna be fine, okay? I promise. 677 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,625 [automated voice] ...is not answering. 678 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,541 [sniffles, sighs] 679 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:34,291 [sobbing] 680 00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,791 - [woman] Thank you, guys. - [man] Thank you. 681 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,958 Hope to see you again soon. 682 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,291 After you, madame. 683 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:44,583 [Ahana] She looks so happy, stealing my presentation. 684 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,583 How can she be so shameless, bro? 685 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,083 - [man] Bye. - [woman] Yes. Buh-bye. 686 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:52,625 - I'm done with this job. - [cell phone vibrates] 687 00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:55,708 [woman] Let's review this meeting. I think it went very well. 688 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,416 [cell phone vibrates] 689 00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,375 [somber music playing] 690 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:07,416 At least he's sorry. 691 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,333 No? 692 00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:12,583 Sorry because he's actually seeing Tanya. 693 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,166 Ahana. 694 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,166 Call me later? 695 00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,250 [somber music continues] 696 00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:54,166 [cell phone vibrates] 697 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:17,708 [music fades] 698 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:19,666 [Ahana] Rohan, you coward. Just pick up! 699 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:23,000 Ahana, I made you some coffee. 700 00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:25,666 What's happened? Why you looking so sad? 701 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:26,750 [Imaad grunts] 702 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,750 Aren't you running late for work? 703 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,708 I took the day off. 704 00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,291 - Mmm. - [cell phone vibrates] 705 00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,125 Hey, look at this. 706 00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:42,541 Cute. 707 00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:44,958 - Yeah? - Yeah. Nice. 708 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:48,666 [Simran over voice message] Wanna see more? Come over today. 709 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:52,375 You're gonna go over, Imaad? You wanna see more? 710 00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:54,083 - [laughs] - [quirky music playing] 711 00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:58,416 You gotta work on our million-dollar idea. Dad wants to see the business plan, okay? 712 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:02,500 And stalking Cupcake... stops right away. 713 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:05,875 This is disgusting! 714 00:38:05,958 --> 00:38:08,708 - Your coffee is a fail! - Divorce! 715 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,625 [Neil's dad] You're asking friends for money? 716 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,791 But I'm not asking for money, Dada. 717 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,125 Imaad is investing in this. It's his business too. 718 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:18,458 If he pays for your expenses, he'll treat you like crap. 719 00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:21,875 - You want him to treat you like a servant? - You're talking about my best friend. 720 00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:25,625 - Never mix business with friendship. - Can you stop generalizing? 721 00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:26,541 [Neil scoffs] 722 00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:27,958 [tense music playing] 723 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:32,333 You know a lot about running a business? Doing accounts for others all your life? 724 00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,666 - [Neil's mom] Neil. - [Neil] What? It's true. 725 00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:37,125 - [music fades] - [beeps] 726 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:40,416 - What are you doing? This is too fast. - You need cardio, Anita. 727 00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:43,833 I need cardio. Not a cardiac arrest. 728 00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:45,375 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 729 00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,208 Sorry, one sec. Keep running. 730 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:50,458 - Yo, Harsh. - I'm heading to Alibaug for the weekend. 731 00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:52,791 - Okay. - Malaika Arora has a session today. 732 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,041 You'll have to take it. 733 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:58,041 Sure, bro, that'll be great. Yeah. That'll be great. Thanks, man. 734 00:38:58,125 --> 00:38:59,541 You got this. Make me proud. 735 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,375 - All right, cheers. - Cheers. 736 00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:04,083 [enthralling music playing] 737 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:17,333 [imperceptible] 738 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,500 [music fades] 739 00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:46,041 - [Malaika] Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. 740 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:49,208 - You killed me today, Neil. - No, you killed it. 741 00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:51,166 - Come on. - Awesome. 742 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:52,916 All right. I'll see you soon. 743 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,250 - Bye. - Bye. 744 00:39:56,541 --> 00:39:59,125 - You want a picture? - No, it's all right. [chuckles] 745 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,458 - Come on, let's get one. - It's okay. You sure? 746 00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:03,666 - Yeah, come on. - Wow, okay. Thanks. 747 00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:04,958 - Hold on to this. - Sure. 748 00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:06,666 [enthralling music playing] 749 00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:09,791 - [camera shutter clicks] - Yep. 750 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,250 What's your handle? 751 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,000 Uh... @neilpereira96. 752 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,291 If you would have asked me for it, I might have said no. 753 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:22,875 - But I like this picture. - It's great. 754 00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,833 - Bye, see you soon. - See you. See you. 755 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,916 - Uh, Malaika... - Yeah? 756 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Oh. 757 00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:31,125 - Thanks for killing me. - Yeah. [chuckles] 758 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:38,291 Fuck! 759 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:39,583 {\an8}[keyboard clacking] 760 00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:42,083 [music fades] 761 00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,250 [cell phone vibrates] 762 00:40:55,541 --> 00:40:56,666 [cell phone vibrates] 763 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:58,833 [ominous music playing] 764 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,583 [cell phone vibrates] 765 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:49,625 [whimsical music playing] 766 00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:53,958 [camera shutter clicking] 767 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:37,291 [music fades] 768 00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:46,041 [cell phone vibrates] 769 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,750 [ominous music playing] 770 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,541 [cell phone vibrates] 771 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,208 [cell phone vibrates] 772 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,833 [cell phone continues vibrating] 773 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:06,208 [cheerful music playing] 774 00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:07,958 {\an8}[popping] 775 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:23,625 [notifications dinging] 776 00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:26,666 [grunts] 777 00:43:34,541 --> 00:43:36,416 [upbeat music playing] 778 00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:44,041 {\an8}[popping] 779 00:44:00,250 --> 00:44:01,291 [music fades] 780 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:05,250 [thunder rumbling] 781 00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:18,916 He's taking photos of me. 782 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,208 Who? That uncle? 783 00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:23,791 He's even tagged me. 784 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:28,083 It's shot from that window. Who else could it be? 785 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,458 "Paresh Phadnis." 786 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,833 Dude, what a creep! 787 00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:34,791 - This bastard! - Neil, I've reported it. 788 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,333 Neil, where are you going? 789 00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,666 [intense music playing] 790 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,583 [Paresh] Go see who's at the door. 791 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:54,791 [doorbell rings] 792 00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:57,458 - Where's Paresh Phadnis? - [woman] Who are you? 793 00:44:58,291 --> 00:45:01,458 Hey. Come here. Come here, you asshole. Come here. Come here. 794 00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:03,041 Did you upload these photos? 795 00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:08,458 - Yeah, I did it. What's the problem? - You're stalking a girl. 796 00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,791 Posting photos of her and tagging her in them. 797 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,208 This is harassment. You don't see a problem? 798 00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:17,875 - Get the hell out of here. - Neil. 799 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:20,500 If she doesn't want people to look, why put up a show? 800 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,500 What is she showing? 801 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:26,583 Have you seen her clothes? She's showing it all. 802 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,250 If she can put up such posts, what's wrong if I do? 803 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,833 - [woman] Paresh! - Neil! 804 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,416 It's her body, not yours. 805 00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:39,083 She's free to do what she likes. Okay? Back off. 806 00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:42,750 - Get it? - Neil, there's a child. Let's go. 807 00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,125 [music fades] 808 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,500 Stay the hell away from her. 809 00:45:55,291 --> 00:45:56,875 I can't believe you did that. 810 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:03,500 I can't believe people think they can do whatever on social media and it's okay. 811 00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:08,333 [mellow music playing] 812 00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:16,375 Are you okay? 813 00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,083 - [Simran] Hold it like a pen. - [Imaad laughs] 814 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:21,875 - Like this? - Yeah, and swirl. 815 00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:24,666 - Swirl. Swirl. And? - [laughing] 816 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:26,916 - No. - What's so funny? 817 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,750 [soft music playing over speakers] 818 00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,416 I came to Mumbai for two weeks, 819 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:33,291 and here I am, a year and a half later, with a 25-year-old kid. 820 00:46:41,916 --> 00:46:43,666 - I'm not a kid. - Hmm. 821 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,416 Then stop acting like one. And pour me some wine, please. 822 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,541 - Okay. - Okay. 823 00:46:52,125 --> 00:46:53,125 Okay. 824 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,291 [Simran] That's Adil. 825 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,916 We were together for six years. 826 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,625 [somber music playing] 827 00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:14,958 - Cancer? - Yeah. 828 00:47:21,916 --> 00:47:22,958 I'm sorry. 829 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:28,125 Yeah, it's messed up. 830 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,583 It is. 831 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,416 This shoot was Adil's idea really. 832 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,416 It feels like he was showing me a way out, 833 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,625 you know, just to say goodbye. 834 00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:50,625 - [sniffles] - [scoffs] I'll need some more. 835 00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,041 [both chuckle] 836 00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,875 - Yeah. - Thank you. 837 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,333 [Imaad sighs] 838 00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:59,916 We're lucky, aren't we, that we're artists? 839 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,500 If nothing else, our work gives us an outlet to feel without eyes. 840 00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,625 - [chuckles] I'm a stand-up comic. - So? 841 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:09,041 Humor is your coping mechanism. A way to speak your mind. 842 00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:11,005 - Hmm. - You share your perspective with people. 843 00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,125 You're an artist. 844 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:14,791 I'm an artist. Hmm? 845 00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:16,291 [both chuckle] 846 00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:21,708 Tell me what happened to your mom. 847 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,458 Um... Leukemia. 848 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:30,375 How old were you at the time? 849 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,083 Nine. 850 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:36,625 Yeah, we don't get to choose that shit, do we? 851 00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:39,291 [enchanting music playing] 852 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:55,875 - [music fades] - [bird screeching] 853 00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:57,625 [Imaad] Ahana! 854 00:48:57,708 --> 00:49:00,500 [woman on video] This is what the experiment was about. 855 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:01,875 Knock, dude! 856 00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:06,583 [woman] It's two worlds that are just gonna collide right now. And I wanna say... 857 00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:10,125 You skipped work again, today? What's going on with you? 858 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,833 - Tsk. Relax, Mom. - [video stops] 859 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:15,916 - [scoffs] - Where were you? At the photographer's? 860 00:49:16,916 --> 00:49:18,625 The photographer's name is Simran. 861 00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:20,583 [quirky music playing] 862 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:24,916 Ooh, her name is so hot! Had fun? 863 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,125 None of your business. Done with lunch? 864 00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:31,333 - [sultrily] None of your business. - [chuckles] 865 00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:32,625 Now get out. 866 00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,708 - Get up. Get up! - Imaad! Imaad! Imaad! 867 00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:37,708 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 868 00:49:37,791 --> 00:49:38,833 Yes! 869 00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:40,958 He hasn't even called you yet? 870 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:43,750 What a bastard, man. 871 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:48,666 - Listen, why don't we work out together. - Please, I have enough pain in my life. 872 00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:50,708 You'll have fun, I promise. 873 00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:52,166 Imaad will join us, right? 874 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:53,458 No, thank you. 875 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:57,125 Imaad's got to focus on his modelling career now. 876 00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:59,750 For his new photographer girlfriend. 877 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:02,750 He's in love. 878 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,125 [playful music playing] 879 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,583 - Who are you conning this time? - Forget about me. 880 00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,916 - You build your muscles. Bob the Builder. - [laughs] 881 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,666 Defensive. All right. 882 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,208 [singsong] Imaad loves the photographer. Imaad loves the photographer. 883 00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:18,625 I liked you better when you were depressed. 884 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:20,416 - [exclaims] - [Neil] Yeah, no. 885 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,875 They've met twice. 886 00:50:24,541 --> 00:50:25,875 - Twice already? - Yes, twice. 887 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,718 - That's a long-term relationship. - I agree. 888 00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:29,125 We only talked, okay? 889 00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:31,333 [Ahana chuckles] 890 00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:32,916 You talk to your hook-ups now? 891 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,125 - [Ahana] All night long! - [Neil laughs] 892 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,541 - [Imaad] Fuck off, guys! - Bro! 893 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,458 Aww, he's feeling shy. 894 00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:42,833 Imaad, man, it's love. It happens. You can't control it. 895 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,625 - [Imaad] Shut up, man. - Correct. 896 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:48,000 I'm heading out. I have a meeting. With Melbun. 897 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,500 - Hmm? Bye. - Bye. 898 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:50,791 Bye. 899 00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:52,875 [music fades] 900 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,416 She's pretty cool actually. 901 00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:58,583 [therapist] And? Is there anything romantic there? 902 00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:01,750 Um... We kissed, twice. 903 00:51:05,166 --> 00:51:07,583 It's really not such a big deal that you write it down. 904 00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:10,041 You're not rushing into anything. That's good. 905 00:51:10,791 --> 00:51:13,375 I mean, we're friends. 906 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,166 Mmm, I think that she also feels the same way about me. 907 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:21,541 Interesting. You're thinking about what's playing on her mind. 908 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:23,958 [gentle music playing] 909 00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:25,083 [chuckles] 910 00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:30,416 [Imaad's dad] Looking good. 911 00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:32,208 [music fades] 912 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:34,708 Your share should be more and Ahana's lesser. 913 00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:37,708 She's the CEO and you can always replace her. 914 00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:40,458 Ahana's made the plan. And you want me to replace her? 915 00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:41,708 [both chuckle] 916 00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:44,666 - She was always the smarter one. - Hmm. 917 00:51:45,208 --> 00:51:46,666 Do you trust the two of them? 918 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:50,375 Dad, they are my only friends. Everyone should have an equal share. 919 00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:52,750 Okay. 920 00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:55,125 Starting my own business is a big opportunity, sir 921 00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,083 Finally, my MBA will help. 922 00:51:57,166 --> 00:52:00,541 - Also a big risk, but all the best, Ahana. - Thank you, sir. 923 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:03,083 - You have a two-month notice period. - Yes, of course. 924 00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,750 - I'll miss you, Ahana. - Tsk. Don't be silly! 925 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,708 You never really needed me anyway. 926 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:12,333 - Thank you, sir. - Bye, Ahana. Thank you. 927 00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:13,791 [groovy music playing] 928 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:15,583 [imperceptible] 929 00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:44,666 ♪ You know, you know What's in that head of yours ♪ 930 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:47,375 ♪ You also know You can't just be so sure ♪ 931 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:48,750 ♪ So I'll ask you ♪ 932 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,416 ♪ Well, I'll ask you ♪ 933 00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:55,500 ♪ You know, you know, you know You want escape ♪ 934 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:58,208 ♪ You know you're trying not to hesitate ♪ 935 00:52:58,291 --> 00:52:59,625 ♪ Let me ask you ♪ 936 00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,958 ♪ Let me ask you right now ♪ 937 00:53:02,041 --> 00:53:05,083 ♪ Are you a cool kid? Are you a cute kid? ♪ 938 00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:07,250 ♪ Do you fit in? And do they like it? ♪ 939 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:10,666 ♪ Tell me what can you do To make it okay ♪ 940 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:13,500 ♪ To make it look Like you don't wanna be like them ♪ 941 00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:15,708 ♪ Cool kid? Are you a cute kid? ♪ 942 00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:18,375 ♪ Do you fit in? And do they like it? ♪ 943 00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:21,375 ♪ Tell me what can you do To make it okay ♪ 944 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:24,541 ♪ To make it look Like you don't wanna be like them ♪ 945 00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:27,916 ♪ You can hate or you can not ♪ 946 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,250 [imperceptible] 947 00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:33,916 ♪ In the end you still wanna be At the same spot ♪ 948 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,166 ♪ That's anyway got no meaning ♪ 949 00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:38,958 ♪ The only thing that joins them is What they're dealing ♪ 950 00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:41,541 ♪ Trust me you're better off You're gonna get nothing ♪ 951 00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:44,583 ♪ Gеt nothing ♪ 952 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:48,416 ♪ I wait one second and I buy me timе ♪ 953 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,250 ♪ Looking everywhere Checking are you looking fine ♪ 954 00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:53,958 ♪ There's no pressure Oh yeah, yeah, sure ♪ 955 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:56,458 ♪ I'd love to believe that's how I feel ♪ 956 00:53:56,541 --> 00:53:59,041 ♪ Sitting in the corner Waiting for your white line ♪ 957 00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:01,916 ♪ Thinking all about it Do you really feel fine? ♪ 958 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,500 ♪ There's no pressure Oh yeah, yeah, sure ♪ 959 00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:07,250 ♪ I'd love to believe That's just how I feel ♪ 960 00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:13,916 ♪ That's just how I feel ♪ 961 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:19,166 {\an8}♪ That's just how I feel ♪ 962 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:24,458 ♪ How I feel That's just how I feel ♪ 963 00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:28,458 ♪ That's just, that's just That's just how I... ♪ 964 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:33,000 [imperceptible] 965 00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:49,958 [imperceptible] 966 00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,625 ♪ Are you a cool kid? Are you a cute kid? ♪ 967 00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:05,958 ♪ Do you fit in? And do they like it? ♪ 968 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,833 ♪ Tell me what can you do To make it okay ♪ 969 00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:11,666 ♪ To make it look Like you don't wanna be like them ♪ 970 00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:14,583 ♪ Cool kid? Are you a cute kid? ♪ 971 00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:17,041 ♪ Do you fit in? And do they like it? ♪ 972 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:20,041 ♪ Tell me what can you do To make it okay ♪ 973 00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:22,875 ♪ To make it look Like you don't wanna be like them ♪ 974 00:55:23,541 --> 00:55:24,541 No! 975 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Happy birthday. 976 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:44,333 [song ends] 977 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,666 [Ahana] Oh, my God! You've got her a Gucci? 978 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,208 [Lala] Nice, right? 979 00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:51,708 It's super nice. 980 00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:54,416 Way to go, Neil. You've outdone yourself this time. 981 00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:57,375 And I wanted a black one only. 982 00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:58,916 - [Imaad] Really? - Yeah. 983 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:02,375 Oh, and also, let us know when you want to have dinner. 984 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:04,166 Yeah, it's all ready, so... 985 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:07,791 - Where's everyone else? - I wanted to keep it intimate. 986 00:56:08,541 --> 00:56:11,458 - So intimate? - Yeah. 987 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:15,833 - Sweet of you to include us. - Of course, darling. 988 00:56:15,916 --> 00:56:17,750 [amusing music playing] 989 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:18,833 Catch! 990 00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:21,041 [both chuckle] 991 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,708 - Raunak. - Yeah? 992 00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:25,166 - Candids. - [Raunak] Oh, yes. 993 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:30,375 Okay, guys, let's pretend to have some fun! Come. 994 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,958 - Oh, my God. - [Lala] Okay. Um... 995 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:35,250 You'll... You'll give this to me? 996 00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:37,458 - Birthday present. - Oh, okay. 997 00:56:38,166 --> 00:56:40,125 - [Lala gasps] - [camera shutter clicking] 998 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:41,625 Really? 999 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:44,750 {\an8}- Say Dior! - Dior. 1000 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:47,875 Most of my shoots are done by Raunak only. 1001 00:56:49,083 --> 00:56:54,041 By the way, you two are quite cute. Why aren't you dating each other? 1002 00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:55,333 She's out of my league, 1003 00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:57,708 but I was thinking, if your friends were here, 1004 00:56:57,791 --> 00:56:59,708 you could have made some introductions. 1005 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,208 - My influencer gang? - Yeah. 1006 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,750 [scoffs] Please. 1007 00:57:03,833 --> 00:57:07,000 They were using me, you know, to, uh, increase their following. 1008 00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:11,375 - Oh, no. - Yeah, so they were canceled for tonight. 1009 00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:14,791 Neil's been getting a lot of new followers. 1010 00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:16,416 - [Lala] Hmm. - Is he also using you? 1011 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,416 No. Not him. 1012 00:57:19,041 --> 00:57:21,250 - But this is what happens? - Imaad, stop it. 1013 00:57:21,333 --> 00:57:24,708 The moment you become famous, people just stop acting normal. 1014 00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:27,041 Um, what's your definition of normal? 1015 00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,375 Excuse me? 1016 00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:39,041 {\an8}[all] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1017 00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,458 {\an8}Yay! 1018 00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:44,291 - [camera shutter clicking] - [Lala gasps] 1019 00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:45,375 [Ahana chuckles] 1020 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:47,958 - Raunak. - [Raunak] Smile. 1021 00:57:48,041 --> 00:57:49,750 [camera shutter clicking] 1022 00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:51,833 - Wanna get the plates? - Come. 1023 00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:53,666 - Napkins too, hmm? - Yeah. 1024 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,583 - [Raunak] Nice. - Raunak. 1025 00:57:55,666 --> 00:57:56,666 [Raunak] Hmm. 1026 00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,583 That, uh, last picture, delete it, okay? 1027 00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:00,750 - This one? - Hmm. 1028 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:02,541 - Okay. - Nice. 1029 00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,416 [Sapan] Imaad Ali! 1030 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,291 [crowd cheering] 1031 00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:10,708 [man 1] Go, Imaad! 1032 00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:13,208 Thank you, guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1033 00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:17,666 There are three things in life that I absolutely don't get. 1034 00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:22,250 The possibility of life on Mars. The size of Jupiter. 1035 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,500 And the existence of 1036 00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:25,875 influencers. 1037 00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,000 [crowd laughing] 1038 00:58:28,250 --> 00:58:29,708 Hope no influencers here. 1039 00:58:29,791 --> 00:58:31,500 Come on then, it's okay. Let's go for it! 1040 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:33,208 [laughing] 1041 00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:36,291 What sort of a job is this? What are their kids going to say? 1042 00:58:36,375 --> 00:58:40,500 Back in our time, "Ma'am, my dad is a multinational company's CEO." 1043 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,208 And now, 20 years later... 1044 00:58:42,291 --> 00:58:45,708 [in kid's voice] "Ma'am, my dad dances on Instagram reels and sells soap." 1045 00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:48,750 "Use promo code Sparkle20 to get 20% off." 1046 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,500 [crowd laughing, cheering] 1047 00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:55,291 [in normal voice] One of my friends is dating this influencer. 1048 00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:58,708 - [crowd] Ooh. - Which is, uh... I'm... I'm happy for him. 1049 00:58:58,791 --> 00:59:00,750 - [chuckles] - [scattered laughs] 1050 00:59:00,833 --> 00:59:05,208 But I think she's so out of his league that it looks like a paid partnership. 1051 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:06,416 [crowd laughs] 1052 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:09,583 She doesn't scream in bed, she gives him a shoutout. 1053 00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:11,083 [crowd exclaims] 1054 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:12,791 She doesn't say, "Say my name." 1055 00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:15,291 She goes, "Like, share and subscribe." 1056 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,041 [laughing] 1057 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,458 She doesn't want him to find the G-spot. 1058 00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:23,541 She wants him to press the bell icon. 1059 00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:25,125 [crowd laughing, whistling] 1060 00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,208 [imperceptible] 1061 00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:31,625 I mean, people have used the Internet to cause revolutions. 1062 00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:32,958 And this woman is like, 1063 00:59:33,041 --> 00:59:34,541 "Hey, guys. I'm off to the Maldives 1064 00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:37,291 living it up at this exotic villa by the beach." 1065 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:39,750 "You enjoy the small joys of your middle-class existence 1066 00:59:39,833 --> 00:59:43,708 and fantasize about this vacation that you can't afford. Okay? Toodles!" 1067 00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:45,291 "Toodles!" I love it. 1068 00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:46,583 [crowd cheering] 1069 00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:54,125 Don't get me wrong. I don't have a problem that she went to the Maldives. 1070 00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:55,833 It's that she came back. 1071 00:59:55,916 --> 00:59:57,166 [crowd laughing] 1072 00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:02,500 My friend, her so-called boyfriend, used to be her gym trainer, earlier. 1073 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,416 Which is funny... 1074 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:07,291 - [snickers] - [crowd laughs] 1075 01:00:08,333 --> 01:00:11,458 ...because now they're both working out, but their relationship is not. 1076 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,791 - [tense music playing] - [crowd laughing] 1077 01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:14,708 [person whoops] 1078 01:00:14,791 --> 01:00:16,083 - It's a joke. - Yeah. 1079 01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:19,083 He's less of a boyfriend, and more of an unpaid intern now. 1080 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:22,958 Because she refuses to publicly acknowledge the relationship. 1081 01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:26,708 Because apparently, she needs to look "single and attainable." 1082 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,708 So, I told my friend, "It's not a big deal." 1083 01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:31,541 "Let the relationship be a secret." 1084 01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,541 "Her following on Instagram will stay intact, 1085 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:35,416 so will your social status and respect." 1086 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,083 [crowd laughing] 1087 01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,791 But I'm very happy for him, man. 1088 01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:41,250 Actually, I'm genuinely very happy for him. 1089 01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,750 So what if he doesn't get love or respect, 1090 01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:46,458 he's definitely getting 20% off on soaps. 1091 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:48,000 [laughing, cheering] 1092 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:51,833 [man 2] Go, Imaad! 1093 01:00:58,583 --> 01:00:59,625 [chuckles] 1094 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:02,875 So, guys, give it up for our next performance. 1095 01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:05,708 We have our own Backstreet Boys from Bandra. 1096 01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:07,666 Magik with a K. 1097 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:09,500 - [whooping] - [crowd cheering] 1098 01:01:11,166 --> 01:01:13,083 - Suddenly started raining. - [woman] I know. 1099 01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:14,458 [man] My clothes are wet. 1100 01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:19,708 Yo! Where the ladies at? 1101 01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:22,375 Give me a cigarette. 1102 01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,041 Don't tell me that offended you. 1103 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,500 That stuff was personal, bro. 1104 01:01:33,750 --> 01:01:35,583 It was meant to be between us. 1105 01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:40,333 - But I didn't even mention your name. - That's not the point. 1106 01:01:40,416 --> 01:01:41,625 [tense music playing] 1107 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,750 Is that really what you think of me? 1108 01:01:44,791 --> 01:01:47,166 - Dude, it was a joke. - It wasn't funny at all. 1109 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,958 Bro, it was insulting. 1110 01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:51,125 [scoffs] 1111 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,541 You made me look like a fool, dude. In front of everyone. 1112 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:57,041 Not an insult, an exaggeration. A humorous take. 1113 01:01:57,125 --> 01:01:58,291 On my life? 1114 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:02,708 Bro, if you have anything at all to say about me or my relationship, 1115 01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:04,750 say it to my face. 1116 01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:05,875 [hesitates] What? 1117 01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:09,291 A relationship? Bro, I didn't even know you were in a relationship. 1118 01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:15,833 [hesitates] What do you mean? What do you... What do you mean? Huh? 1119 01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:19,458 Um... Maybe you can't see it, but Lala isn't serious about you, bro. 1120 01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:22,416 - Oh, my God! - But again that's just my opinion. 1121 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:27,083 So, you're telling me that you also have an opinion about what Lala thinks? 1122 01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:28,166 Bro, what do you... 1123 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,416 You behaved like an asshole at her house, and I didn't say anything. 1124 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,791 - I'm sorry. - I let it go. No. 1125 01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:39,333 I'm sorry if you felt that way but that was not my intention. Okay? 1126 01:02:39,416 --> 01:02:42,291 And about today, I'm a comedian, I tell it like I see it. 1127 01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:45,375 - I see. Is that what it is? - Yeah. And it's all about confidence, man. 1128 01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:48,333 Can't you take a joke? Why are you here? Go to the gym. 1129 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:57,500 - Stop it, guys! What are you doing, Neil? - What did you say? What did you say? 1130 01:02:58,750 --> 01:03:01,083 Just because you're investing in the gym, bro, 1131 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,500 doesn't mean you can say anything and get away with it. 1132 01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:04,833 We're not your servants. 1133 01:03:04,916 --> 01:03:07,750 - What's that got to do with anything? - It's connected, Ahana. 1134 01:03:08,666 --> 01:03:10,083 I lack confidence? 1135 01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:13,250 Everything I've done, is under my own steam. 1136 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:15,083 I'm not funded by my father like him. 1137 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,958 - Neil. - Entitled prick! 1138 01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:21,875 You tell it like you see it? Do you see anything unusual about your behavior? 1139 01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:23,541 [Ahana] That's enough. Stop it. 1140 01:03:23,625 --> 01:03:25,500 Maybe talk about your Tinder addiction? 1141 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,625 Asshole! He can't handle the slightest hint of intimacy. 1142 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,625 You're emotionally stunted, bro! 1143 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:36,625 You're a sex addict. Do you understand? 1144 01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:39,958 Make jokes about that stuff. That could be hilarious. 1145 01:03:40,041 --> 01:03:42,666 Who knows? Maybe it'll get you a special on Netflix. 1146 01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:46,666 [somber music playing] 1147 01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:54,541 [music fades] 1148 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:55,916 [wind blowing] 1149 01:03:58,291 --> 01:04:00,000 [pensive music playing] 1150 01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,875 [poignant music playing] 1151 01:04:49,375 --> 01:04:50,500 [music fades] 1152 01:04:52,083 --> 01:04:53,333 [notification dings] 1153 01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:59,125 [Melbun] Bro, we should pitch this show to Netflix. This shit is killer. 1154 01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:03,208 She doesn't say, "Say my name." She goes, "Like, share and subscribe." 1155 01:05:03,291 --> 01:05:04,666 [crowd laughing] 1156 01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:07,041 - She doesn't... - [Neil sighs] Give me a towel. 1157 01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:08,541 Brr! It's cold. 1158 01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,250 [tense music playing] 1159 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,000 You said that he won't be at home. 1160 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:23,666 I lied. 1161 01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:27,791 - Neil. - [Neil] Just grow up, Ahana! 1162 01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:30,166 [door slams shut] 1163 01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:36,750 For how long will you avoid him? We're starting a business together. 1164 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,000 If we don't pay the deposit, we could lose the place. 1165 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,208 I have no problem at all with the business. 1166 01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:42,291 Please rent the place. 1167 01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:45,416 Then why don't you try and talk to him, huh? 1168 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,000 He wants me to return the investment money to you. 1169 01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:50,708 - He'd like us to pitch the idea. - Dude, he hit me! 1170 01:05:50,791 --> 01:05:52,000 [somber music playing] 1171 01:05:52,083 --> 01:05:53,708 And you want me to talk to him? 1172 01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,125 I've quit my job for this, Imaad! 1173 01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:58,833 [Imaad] So go tell him about it. 1174 01:06:04,208 --> 01:06:05,333 [music fades] 1175 01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:11,625 Here you are. 1176 01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,166 This is Ashley. 1177 01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:15,458 He has been hired now to fill your position. 1178 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:17,666 So excited. 1179 01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:21,166 You can start the handover. 1180 01:06:22,708 --> 01:06:23,708 Come. 1181 01:06:25,583 --> 01:06:27,000 [indistinct chatter] 1182 01:06:29,458 --> 01:06:33,166 [man on video] Knee-length. Ankle-length. Now it's a balloon on your toes. 1183 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,500 [crowd laughing] 1184 01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:35,583 Don't wear it. 1185 01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:48,125 [mellow music playing] 1186 01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:04,416 [enchanting music playing] 1187 01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:15,875 [camera shutter clicking] 1188 01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:21,125 [music fades] 1189 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:26,041 - [door opens] - Tsk. 1190 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,041 - Knock, dude! - What is this? 1191 01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:32,666 Have you installed a pool in our bathroom? 1192 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:33,791 Shut up. 1193 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:36,000 Slipped into a bikini right after work? 1194 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:43,375 You're doing this for Rohan, right? 1195 01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:46,041 I'm doing this for myself. 1196 01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:49,958 [scoffs] I saw his comment. 1197 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,333 I'm just having fun. 1198 01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,583 You want to have fun? 1199 01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,208 [enthralling music playing] 1200 01:07:56,291 --> 01:08:00,041 "Loves to travel?" No. "Wanderlust?" 1201 01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,666 Dude, I'm not a Tinderella type. 1202 01:08:04,916 --> 01:08:07,125 Chill! Don't go to his place on the first date. 1203 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,000 A bar or a restaurant should do. 1204 01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:11,125 But your dates always come over the first time. 1205 01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,208 Well, good for them that I'm not a bad boy. 1206 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,000 [scoffs] 1207 01:08:16,083 --> 01:08:17,083 Okay. 1208 01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:19,083 No. 1209 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:20,916 Yes. Nice. 1210 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,541 [gasps] Oh! 1211 01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:25,083 Tsk. Zeeshan looks interesting. 1212 01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:27,291 Tsk. What a nice guy. 1213 01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:29,375 Look! Zeeshan with a puppy. 1214 01:08:29,916 --> 01:08:33,583 [gasps] Zeeshan with a baby. Is it borrowed? 1215 01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:36,250 You done yet? Now swipe left. 1216 01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,333 [chuckles] 1217 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,583 What are you doing on Tinder? 1218 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:46,250 But I thought you liked Simran. 1219 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:48,291 Yeah. 1220 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,125 I know you like Simran. 1221 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:54,041 Delete it. 1222 01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:55,708 [pensive music playing] 1223 01:08:57,833 --> 01:08:58,958 Cute. 1224 01:08:59,041 --> 01:09:00,561 - [movie playing in Hindi] - [laughing] 1225 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,500 [disco music playing] 1226 01:09:05,666 --> 01:09:08,416 [Imaad in Hindi] "Ram Singh, I'm gonna be the mother of your child!" 1227 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:09,708 [both laughing] 1228 01:09:09,791 --> 01:09:12,625 [in English] I had no idea that you liked these kind of films. 1229 01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:14,958 But when did I say that I liked the film? 1230 01:09:15,541 --> 01:09:19,083 You didn't need to say anything at all. You were laughing the most. [chuckles] 1231 01:09:19,166 --> 01:09:22,666 You know, this serious artist act that you're putting on all the time, 1232 01:09:23,416 --> 01:09:24,791 I can see right through it. 1233 01:09:25,416 --> 01:09:27,541 "Oh, you've seen right through to my soul!" 1234 01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:28,625 [Imaad chuckles] 1235 01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,583 Did you try speaking to Neil? 1236 01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:42,125 Not yet. 1237 01:09:46,625 --> 01:09:49,041 So, do you think you avoid intimacy actually? 1238 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,916 I was using Tinder just for fun. I wasn't putting so much thought into it. 1239 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:02,166 You thought I was avoiding intimacy? 1240 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:05,458 [Simran] I actually wanted the popcorn. [chuckles] 1241 01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:08,541 [enchanting music playing] 1242 01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:23,208 [in Hindi] ♪ Let me stay in your arms ♪ 1243 01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:32,791 ♪ Just for a little longer ♪ 1244 01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:39,750 ♪ How I wish ♪ 1245 01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:44,583 ♪ The tide of this drunken moment ♪ 1246 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:51,916 ♪ Pulls me in and I lose myself ♪ 1247 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,791 ♪ In your arms ♪ 1248 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,833 ♪ In your arms ♪ 1249 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:23,958 [song ends] 1250 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,916 [in English] These are five-year projections, 1251 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,750 with worst-case and best-case scenarios. 1252 01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:31,416 - You memorized the entire presentation? - [Ahana chuckles] 1253 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,333 Vision is what we need. This is too limited. 1254 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,375 Needs to be more commercial. Scale it up a lot more. 1255 01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:41,583 If we scale up too much, uh, it won't be premium anymore. 1256 01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:42,666 Exactly. 1257 01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:44,958 Our model offers better value per square foot 1258 01:11:45,041 --> 01:11:46,458 and we can expand over time. 1259 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:50,875 I see. So you were not wasting time at the gym after all? Hmm? 1260 01:11:50,958 --> 01:11:53,416 - [laughing] - No, no. I was recruiting the right guys. 1261 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:54,916 - [all laugh] - [man] Okay. 1262 01:11:58,291 --> 01:11:59,833 What are the kids going to say? 1263 01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:04,041 Back in our time, "Ma'am, my dad's a multinational company's CEO." 1264 01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:05,833 Now, 20 years later... 1265 01:12:05,916 --> 01:12:09,208 [in kid's voice] "Ma'am, my dad dances on Instagram reels and sells soap." 1266 01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:10,291 [crowd laughs] 1267 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,583 "Use promo code Sparkle20 to get 20% off." 1268 01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:15,250 [laughing] 1269 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,250 [sighs] 1270 01:12:18,291 --> 01:12:20,333 [in normal voice] One of my friends is, 1271 01:12:21,041 --> 01:12:23,250 uh, dating this big-time influencer. 1272 01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:24,493 - [man 1] Wow. - [man 2] Whoo! 1273 01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:28,041 And I thought she's so out of his league that it's a paid partnership. 1274 01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,291 [crowd laughing, clapping] 1275 01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:34,833 She doesn't scream in bed, she gives him a shoutout. 1276 01:12:35,791 --> 01:12:36,958 She doesn't... 1277 01:12:37,666 --> 01:12:39,333 [pensive music playing] 1278 01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:46,791 Anyway, uh... 1279 01:12:46,875 --> 01:12:48,791 Remember when the Internet was introduced? 1280 01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,625 We thought, wow, it's an encyclopedia. 1281 01:12:52,625 --> 01:12:54,458 The world is at our fingertips. 1282 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,958 This will change humanity. 1283 01:12:56,666 --> 01:13:01,333 And now for 20 minutes... the entire night, we're watching videos. 1284 01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:08,375 [man 3] Where's the punchline, bro? 1285 01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:11,083 - Okay, uh... - [man 4 in Hindi] How about a joke, man? 1286 01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:15,333 [in English] Guys, uh, please welcome back our host, Rebecca, for the evening. 1287 01:13:15,416 --> 01:13:16,291 Thank you. 1288 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:17,875 [scattered claps] 1289 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,333 [Melbun] Imaad. 1290 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:23,333 [Rebecca] Hey, guys! Give it up for Imaad. 1291 01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:25,333 - [crowd booing] - [Melbun] Imaad. 1292 01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:28,416 Imaad! 1293 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:33,000 - Why didn't you finish your set? - I'm not doing this set. 1294 01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:36,750 "I'm not doing this set?" This set killed the other night. 1295 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:39,708 People are calling me specifically because they want to watch it. 1296 01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:41,666 I'll come up with something better. 1297 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,125 - Bandra? - [driver] Yes, sir. 1298 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:48,875 Imaad, I've already pitched this show to Netflix. 1299 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,333 Just forget about this set. 1300 01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:52,291 [Melbun] This is insane. 1301 01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,791 If you don't listen to me, I can't manage you anymore. 1302 01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:57,708 You're such a weirdo, you won't even react now? 1303 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,625 - Let's go. - Just take him away. 1304 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:04,916 [music fades] 1305 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,875 Curl back your shoulders. Relax. 1306 01:14:07,958 --> 01:14:09,833 [music playing softly over speakers] 1307 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,625 - I'll have abs by evening, right? - By afternoon, bro. 1308 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:15,916 [chuckles] 1309 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,500 - Okay, listen. - Yeah? 1310 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,791 We've been discussing your gym idea at home. 1311 01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:20,916 Take your time. 1312 01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:23,208 - I'll see you. - Good work, lad. 1313 01:14:23,833 --> 01:14:25,000 No cheating. Eat clean. 1314 01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:26,833 - [Ashish] I'll try. - [Neil chuckles] 1315 01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:28,208 [cell phone vibrates] 1316 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:32,958 Yo, Harsh. 1317 01:14:33,041 --> 01:14:34,875 - [Harsh] Where are you? - Pali Hill. 1318 01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:35,791 I'm in Juhu. 1319 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:38,000 I have a session with Malaika, I can't take it. 1320 01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,708 Oh, done, great. 1321 01:14:39,791 --> 01:14:42,541 And, Neil, what's with the photographs? Stop it. 1322 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,916 She's not your client. It's tacky, bro. 1323 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,833 [tense music playing] 1324 01:14:52,208 --> 01:14:53,208 [sighs] 1325 01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:55,875 [sniffs] 1326 01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:57,625 [music fades] 1327 01:15:21,541 --> 01:15:23,958 By the way, Ahana, I need to ask you something. 1328 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:27,458 What is such a pretty, smart corporate consultant like you doing on Tinder? 1329 01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:32,958 Well, exactly what a cute, polite investment banker like you is doing. 1330 01:15:33,041 --> 01:15:34,041 [chuckles] 1331 01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:36,291 - [waiter] Enjoy your drink. - [man] Thanks. 1332 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,333 Oh, so you think I'm cute? 1333 01:15:38,916 --> 01:15:42,208 I just felt if I compliment you, you'll stop with the line of questioning. 1334 01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:44,041 [chuckles] Okay. 1335 01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:46,045 - [chuckles] - ["Attached" playing over speakers] 1336 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,291 Can I have your hand? 1337 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:50,541 Yeah. Little right. 1338 01:15:52,625 --> 01:15:53,625 Perfect. 1339 01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,791 ♪ Honey on me sticky sweet ♪ 1340 01:15:57,875 --> 01:16:00,500 - ♪ How am I gon' make you leave ♪ - [camera shutter clicks] 1341 01:16:00,583 --> 01:16:03,833 ♪ How am I gon' make you leave my mind ♪ 1342 01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:07,041 You're an event planner. You run your own company. 1343 01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:09,791 Your dog is called Jackie, very imaginative. 1344 01:16:09,875 --> 01:16:13,833 You're up at 5:00 every morning for a run because you hate having a good time. 1345 01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:14,916 [laughs] 1346 01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:17,083 Yeah, I'm hating this. 1347 01:16:17,666 --> 01:16:18,583 [woman chuckles] 1348 01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:20,541 [song continues over speakers] 1349 01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:22,750 You're a good listener. 1350 01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:25,625 I'm a better kisser. 1351 01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:28,000 ♪ Marionette with the strings To my puppet ♪ 1352 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:31,500 ♪ Polarize me stuck to you like a magnet Honey on me sticky sweet ♪ 1353 01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:33,291 ♪ How am I gon' make you leave... ♪ 1354 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:37,750 Lala, I was thinking I should have one of those bouldering walls on the side. 1355 01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:40,916 You know, I haven't seen anything like that here. 1356 01:16:41,541 --> 01:16:43,458 Feel like it could really work. 1357 01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:44,666 [Lala] Hmm. 1358 01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:46,916 Mumbai has no space at all. 1359 01:16:48,166 --> 01:16:49,166 [chuckles] 1360 01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,125 Did you... Did you actually read the pdf I sent you? 1361 01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:57,125 Of course. There's no space for the wallpaper, right? 1362 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,041 [song continues over speakers] 1363 01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:00,208 [cell phone vibrates] 1364 01:17:00,291 --> 01:17:01,458 No, but, um... 1365 01:17:04,416 --> 01:17:05,750 [cell phone vibrates] 1366 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:11,791 Who are you chatting with? 1367 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:13,583 Nobody. 1368 01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:18,208 [man] By the way, do you go out on a lot of dates? 1369 01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:20,041 You? 1370 01:17:20,083 --> 01:17:23,833 Not really. In fact, uh, I downloaded Tinder recently. 1371 01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:24,750 [Ahana] Mmm. 1372 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:27,875 Actually, I just, uh, broke up a couple of months ago. 1373 01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:32,041 - Why, what happened? - Honestly, uh, I don't know. 1374 01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,750 Nothing ever happened. You know? 1375 01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:36,541 Oh. 1376 01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,875 - Nothing ever happened? - No, I mean... 1377 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,000 - So, did you do anything to reignite it? - No, it's not... 1378 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,666 Or as you bankers might say, to reposition towards an upward trajectory. 1379 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,500 Can I get the dessert menu, please? 1380 01:17:49,291 --> 01:17:52,000 ♪ I just let you marinate Now I love the taste ♪ 1381 01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:53,750 ♪ Come here, come here Come here, baby ♪ 1382 01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:56,750 ♪ It's the way that I'm attached Got me good and got me fast ♪ 1383 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:59,208 {\an8}♪ You a real catch Can you, can you, can you blame me? ♪ 1384 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:01,833 {\an8}♪ Dreamin' bout you like a creep ♪ 1385 01:18:01,916 --> 01:18:04,625 {\an8}♪ What the hell you want from me? ♪ 1386 01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:07,625 [over headphones] ♪ What the hell you want from me now? ♪ 1387 01:18:07,708 --> 01:18:08,708 Morning, lad. 1388 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:10,250 [song stops] 1389 01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:13,958 Any progress on the plan for the gym? 1390 01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:17,416 - Did you use the shower here yesterday? - Yeah. 1391 01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:21,375 Malaika Arora, I had a session, so I had to freshen up. 1392 01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:23,666 - You've done this in the past as well? - No. 1393 01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,875 - Never. I mean, uh... - It's clearly mentioned. 1394 01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:30,250 Staff not allowed. It's a strict policy. 1395 01:18:30,875 --> 01:18:32,333 I'm your personal trainer, man. 1396 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:34,916 Do you know the society has asked me to fire you? 1397 01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:37,333 I managed to cool them off. 1398 01:18:38,625 --> 01:18:40,291 Please don't cross the line, bro. 1399 01:18:41,625 --> 01:18:42,666 Come on. 1400 01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:44,875 [tense music playing] 1401 01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:54,291 [music fades] 1402 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,625 Home early today? 1403 01:18:58,833 --> 01:18:59,875 [thunder rumbling] 1404 01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,541 [breathing shakily] 1405 01:19:03,458 --> 01:19:04,333 [door opens] 1406 01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:05,416 What is it? 1407 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:07,958 - Why can't you ever knock? - What's wrong? 1408 01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:10,791 Does something have to be wrong? Just give me some privacy. 1409 01:19:12,958 --> 01:19:15,041 - And please knock! - Okay. 1410 01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:19,166 [pensive music playing] 1411 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,166 [intense music playing] 1412 01:20:24,916 --> 01:20:26,041 [music fades] 1413 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,833 [Kartik] Baby, flip your hair back. Amazing! 1414 01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:35,125 Now show me that sexy jawline. 1415 01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:37,333 You look like a Victoria's Secret model. 1416 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,291 Dude, that's hot. That... That's really hot. 1417 01:20:40,375 --> 01:20:42,833 Lift that bottle up. Oh, Fuck, you're killing me. 1418 01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:45,000 - You're killing me! - [chuckles] Stop it. 1419 01:20:45,083 --> 01:20:49,500 [man chuckles] Look over there and do it. You look like a fucking mermaid, you know. 1420 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,708 Take a sip from the bottle. Hold it closer. 1421 01:20:51,791 --> 01:20:53,208 Give me a second, please. 1422 01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:54,791 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 1423 01:20:54,875 --> 01:20:57,625 - Um, you wanna check this out till then? - [Kartik] Sure. 1424 01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:58,833 [Raunak] Gorgeous. 1425 01:20:59,416 --> 01:21:00,416 [Neil] Hi. 1426 01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:03,916 - What are you doing here? - You weren't answering. 1427 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,166 I saw on your story that you were here. 1428 01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:07,916 I'm at work. 1429 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,291 - What's up? - Nothing. I just wanted to talk. 1430 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:13,375 Right now? 1431 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:16,958 What's he doing here? 1432 01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:22,250 I'm promoting his gin, Neil. Remember? 1433 01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:25,083 [Kartik] Lala, we're losing light. 1434 01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:26,458 Coming. 1435 01:21:26,541 --> 01:21:28,125 You carry on. We'll talk later. 1436 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:30,708 - I have booze to sell. - Yeah. 1437 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,625 [Lala] I'm so sorry, guys. 1438 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,250 [Kartik] It's okay. 1439 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:36,625 - Let's go. - [Lala] Let's go. 1440 01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:37,541 Ah. 1441 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,333 [Kartik] Mm-hmm. Look over there. 1442 01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,375 Did you speak to Ashish? 1443 01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,583 Yeah, they're taking a look at their finances. 1444 01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:48,833 - [pensive music playing] - [sighs] 1445 01:21:50,041 --> 01:21:52,791 We found a great location. Can't risk losing it. 1446 01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:55,083 The money's just lying in the account. 1447 01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:57,166 You guys are being so stupid. 1448 01:21:57,250 --> 01:22:00,375 - You know what he's done, right? - Yeah, but you also pushed him, right? 1449 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:03,833 It's happened. It's done. So you won't talk to him ever again? 1450 01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:07,291 I quit my job only 'cause I was counting on you guys. 1451 01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:10,500 I know. 1452 01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:13,166 So, drop this shit, or you can explain to my parents 1453 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:14,916 why their daughter's unemployed. 1454 01:22:16,125 --> 01:22:17,833 Tsk. Okay, fine. I'll talk to Imaad. 1455 01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:19,500 What? Say that again. 1456 01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:23,750 I'm saying I'll talk to Imaad. Anyway, we're meeting on your birthday. 1457 01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:25,333 Thank you. Bye. 1458 01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:28,125 Fight over. 1459 01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:30,583 Bye. 1460 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,208 [music fades] 1461 01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:35,000 I'll sleep on the couch. Mom and Dad can stay in my room. 1462 01:22:35,791 --> 01:22:37,958 Please, ultimately, I'll have to on the couch. 1463 01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:40,416 - Going to Simran's? - [sighs] 1464 01:22:40,958 --> 01:22:45,041 - Yes. - Ooh! Live-in relationship. 1465 01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:46,250 It's just three days. 1466 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,625 It begins like this, bro. First three days, then three months. 1467 01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:51,333 And then three decades. 1468 01:22:52,875 --> 01:22:54,250 I'm proud of you! 1469 01:22:54,833 --> 01:22:56,041 [door opens] 1470 01:22:56,625 --> 01:22:57,625 [door closes] 1471 01:22:58,125 --> 01:22:59,916 [mellow music playing] 1472 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:07,458 [in Hindi] ♪ Where are we now? How did we get here? ♪ 1473 01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:13,875 ♪ These deep blue nights In endless hues ♪ 1474 01:23:13,958 --> 01:23:20,166 ♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪ 1475 01:23:20,250 --> 01:23:26,291 ♪ I'm lost, I wonder where I am ♪ 1476 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:33,000 ♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪ 1477 01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:38,166 ♪ Can someone tell me where I am? ♪ 1478 01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:43,458 ♪ Let yourself go ♪ 1479 01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:45,750 ♪ Let yourself go ♪ 1480 01:23:45,833 --> 01:23:51,833 ♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪ 1481 01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:53,500 [in English] I really like you. 1482 01:23:57,875 --> 01:23:58,875 I like you too. 1483 01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:04,791 [in Hindi] ♪ The magic that is me and you ♪ 1484 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:10,291 ♪ I'm lost, I wonder where I am ♪ 1485 01:24:11,541 --> 01:24:17,458 ♪ I lose myself in things you do ♪ 1486 01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:25,041 ♪ Can someone tell me where I am? ♪ 1487 01:24:25,125 --> 01:24:28,000 [in English] Oof. This weather! 1488 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:29,541 Thank God, we've reached. 1489 01:24:31,541 --> 01:24:34,166 Beta, please switch on the AC. 1490 01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:36,916 Mom, we've just reached. Can you give me one minute? 1491 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:40,458 Yeah, but this humidity and heat is just intolerable. 1492 01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:42,916 Yeah, Mom. I've invited you over to torture you. 1493 01:24:43,791 --> 01:24:46,583 - ["Happy Birthday" instrumental playing] - [all cheering] 1494 01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:04,583 [women laughing] 1495 01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:06,291 The real one or the fake one? 1496 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,708 [Imaad's dad] She's a lovely girl. 1497 01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:16,208 - Are you two an item? - Item? Who says that, bro? 1498 01:25:16,291 --> 01:25:17,833 I'm not your bro, I'm your papa. 1499 01:25:18,750 --> 01:25:21,041 - Yeah, "item." - Girlfriend then? 1500 01:25:22,666 --> 01:25:23,666 Don't know. 1501 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:27,375 That's enough. 1502 01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:32,708 I'm happy, Imaad. Therapy has been helpful then. 1503 01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:38,541 I was convinced that you would never trust anyone ever again. 1504 01:25:38,625 --> 01:25:40,833 - And it would all have been my fault. - Dad, please. 1505 01:25:40,916 --> 01:25:42,250 [pensive music playing] 1506 01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:45,666 - I should have protected you, Imaad. - Dad, go easy on the rum. 1507 01:25:50,875 --> 01:25:52,916 - [music fades] - [camera shutter clicking] 1508 01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:56,916 [enchanting music playing] 1509 01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:20,166 [music fades] 1510 01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,166 [movie playing on TV] 1511 01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:23,166 - Zoom call is done? - Yeah. 1512 01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:27,166 I made butter chicken and kebabs. 1513 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,750 - [Ahana] Hmm. - [Ahana's mom] Meher is a vegetarian? 1514 01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:30,833 [Ahana] Hmm. 1515 01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:32,333 [movie continues on TV] 1516 01:26:34,625 --> 01:26:36,458 - [vibrating] - [gunshot on TV] 1517 01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:38,291 [mellow music playing] 1518 01:26:40,666 --> 01:26:42,333 [cell phone continues vibrating] 1519 01:26:48,041 --> 01:26:49,750 - Hello. - [Rohan] Happy birthday. 1520 01:26:50,791 --> 01:26:51,791 You know it's tomorrow. 1521 01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:54,583 So then I'll call you again tomorrow. 1522 01:26:55,583 --> 01:26:57,125 And, what's your scene? 1523 01:26:57,625 --> 01:26:59,708 Chill. Dinner at Izumi. 1524 01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:01,208 Izumi? 1525 01:27:02,625 --> 01:27:04,708 [chuckles] That... That was our spot, huh? 1526 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,000 Who are you going with? 1527 01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:10,125 Why? Why do you need to know? 1528 01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:11,708 No, I just... 1529 01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:16,416 - [music fades] - [bird screeching] 1530 01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:20,583 A toast... to all of you. 1531 01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:24,625 Boarding school friends are now becoming business partners. 1532 01:27:25,833 --> 01:27:27,791 I wish you togetherness and happiness. 1533 01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:30,083 To your friendship and to the Jungle Gym! 1534 01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,666 - [Ahana's mom] To the Jungle Gym! - And to my free workouts. 1535 01:27:32,750 --> 01:27:34,958 [all] Cheers. 1536 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:37,958 [Ahana's mom] Wish you all lots of happiness, lots of success. 1537 01:27:38,041 --> 01:27:39,125 [doorbell rings] 1538 01:27:39,208 --> 01:27:41,125 - Mmm, I'll see. - Aunty, I'll check. 1539 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:42,768 - [Ahana's mom] Thank you. - No worries. 1540 01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,833 - Good, right? - [Meher] Butter chicken is amazing. 1541 01:27:44,916 --> 01:27:47,541 - Mom, need to figure how to get it here. - So learn it. 1542 01:27:47,625 --> 01:27:51,416 - Teach Imaad how to make it. - Oh, wow! Who sent you this? 1543 01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:52,875 Red roses, Ahana. 1544 01:27:55,333 --> 01:27:56,666 It says, "From Rohan." 1545 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:59,208 - [mellow music playing] - [chuckles] Sweet of him. 1546 01:28:02,791 --> 01:28:06,083 Why these red roses now? He broke up with you, didn't he? 1547 01:28:06,958 --> 01:28:10,416 He freaked out. He thought there was gonna be an engagement, 1548 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,958 and he wasn't really ready for marriage. 1549 01:28:13,041 --> 01:28:14,916 And this new girl is just a rebound. 1550 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,916 But you're a smart girl, beta. 1551 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:19,041 Why are you desperate to get married? 1552 01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:23,708 There's so much to do in life. 1553 01:28:26,041 --> 01:28:28,000 Marriage isn't such a big deal, beta. 1554 01:28:29,375 --> 01:28:32,208 You mean, you're not really happy with Dad? 1555 01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:36,750 No, it's... it's not that. 1556 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:40,375 But I'm just bored now. 1557 01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,125 [music fades] 1558 01:28:58,208 --> 01:29:00,458 So basically, you've dated all these men? 1559 01:29:00,541 --> 01:29:03,416 Yeah. Clearly, I've conned all of them. 1560 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,166 [chuckles] 1561 01:29:08,875 --> 01:29:10,208 [Imaad] They're beautiful. 1562 01:29:10,291 --> 01:29:11,333 Thanks. 1563 01:29:20,416 --> 01:29:22,791 But there's also a strange void in them. 1564 01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:23,916 Yeah. 1565 01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:26,041 It's the digital age. 1566 01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,666 It only feels like we're more connected now, 1567 01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:32,250 but yeah, we've never been more alone. 1568 01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:34,625 [cell phone vibrating] 1569 01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:36,208 Mm, Ahana's calling. 1570 01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:37,791 Hmm, I'll call her back. 1571 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,625 [tense music playing] 1572 01:30:01,666 --> 01:30:03,333 You're seriously still on Tinder? 1573 01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:11,125 I was just going to delete it. 1574 01:30:13,083 --> 01:30:14,541 You were seeing other people. 1575 01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:16,208 Um... 1576 01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,500 [hesitates] I'm sorry. Obviously it's wrong. 1577 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,041 I don't think I can do this. 1578 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:29,125 I want to be with someone who wants to be with me too. 1579 01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,625 I don't want to think about what this means, 1580 01:30:34,708 --> 01:30:37,583 - where we stand. I'm not 25. - But I want to be with you. 1581 01:30:39,083 --> 01:30:41,416 You don't really know what you want at all. 1582 01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:44,625 Uh, listen, this... this is just stupid, okay? 1583 01:30:44,708 --> 01:30:46,908 - This doesn't mean anything. - Then why you doing this? 1584 01:30:54,666 --> 01:30:55,666 You need to leave. 1585 01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:58,208 [door slams shut] 1586 01:30:58,291 --> 01:31:00,333 [somber music playing] 1587 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:24,750 [music fades] 1588 01:31:25,416 --> 01:31:26,416 Ahana. 1589 01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:30,708 Where were you? We're getting late. 1590 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,333 Aisha's sangeet. 1591 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,791 [Neil's mom] Why don't you come with us? Uncle Ritchie will feel nice. 1592 01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:44,791 I'll need to bunk work. 1593 01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:47,500 Anyway the gym plan is going nowhere. 1594 01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:49,208 It's happening. 1595 01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:51,125 [indistinct chatter on TV] 1596 01:31:51,208 --> 01:31:52,541 You're looking handsome. 1597 01:31:54,666 --> 01:31:56,125 When are y'all leaving? 1598 01:31:56,208 --> 01:31:59,375 - Day after tomorrow, by train. - Train again? 1599 01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:00,458 [Neil's mom] Hmm. 1600 01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:03,666 Why aren't you flying? Is there a massive difference is fares? 1601 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:04,750 There is. 1602 01:32:05,291 --> 01:32:07,666 We have booked an AC compartment. It's perfect. 1603 01:32:07,750 --> 01:32:10,000 I'm sure it will do for you. Did you ask Mama? 1604 01:32:10,583 --> 01:32:12,958 - I don't have a problem, thank you. - Thank you. 1605 01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:19,083 For how long will you live like this? Why can't you spend a little? 1606 01:32:20,708 --> 01:32:21,708 Why? 1607 01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:23,625 What's wrong with us? 1608 01:32:30,916 --> 01:32:32,500 [somber music playing] 1609 01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:34,416 You have nothing, Dada. 1610 01:32:36,041 --> 01:32:37,750 You have nothing. You don't have a life. 1611 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:42,208 Still driving the same car, living in the same house. 1612 01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:47,333 Do you remember the last time you took Mama out for dinner? 1613 01:32:51,666 --> 01:32:52,666 [sighs] 1614 01:32:54,291 --> 01:32:56,708 - I'll be late. I have the keys. - [door opens] 1615 01:32:57,458 --> 01:32:58,500 [door closes] 1616 01:33:01,833 --> 01:33:02,750 [music fades] 1617 01:33:02,833 --> 01:33:07,041 [automated voice] The person is on another call. Please try later. 1618 01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:08,916 The person you're trying to reach... 1619 01:33:09,833 --> 01:33:10,833 [beeps] 1620 01:33:11,250 --> 01:33:12,875 Hey, Lala, where are you? 1621 01:33:12,958 --> 01:33:14,791 Do I pick you up or not? 1622 01:33:15,875 --> 01:33:17,166 Just let me know, okay? 1623 01:33:18,416 --> 01:33:20,250 ["Kala Chashma" playing] 1624 01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:21,250 Fuck. 1625 01:33:21,333 --> 01:33:23,958 - [song continues over speakers] - [Ahana] It really is delicious. 1626 01:33:24,041 --> 01:33:26,000 [Imaad and Ahana speaking indistinctly] 1627 01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:28,416 Wow, where did you steal the saree from? 1628 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,125 Mmm... Heaven. 1629 01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:31,583 [Ahana and Neil chuckle] 1630 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,541 - Sup, bro? - Same shit, bro. 1631 01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:40,500 Very fake. Please start over. 1632 01:33:41,250 --> 01:33:42,250 Shots. 1633 01:33:43,916 --> 01:33:45,625 - You look nice. - Thanks. 1634 01:33:45,708 --> 01:33:46,750 There you go. 1635 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,500 [sighs] Yeah. 1636 01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:54,750 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1637 01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:55,833 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1638 01:33:58,458 --> 01:33:59,666 [Ahana and Neil exhale] 1639 01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:05,916 I'm off to the restroom. Please try not to kill each other. Okay? 1640 01:34:09,291 --> 01:34:10,708 So? 1641 01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:13,458 Hey, yeah, I'm at the bar. 1642 01:34:13,958 --> 01:34:15,250 The one at the back. 1643 01:34:15,333 --> 01:34:18,291 Yeah. Yeah. Fine, I'll see you there. 1644 01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:20,708 Simran? 1645 01:34:20,791 --> 01:34:22,416 No. Tinder date. 1646 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,208 You brought a Tinder date to Aisha's sangeet? 1647 01:34:25,291 --> 01:34:26,291 Yeah, so? 1648 01:34:29,583 --> 01:34:32,083 Nothing. I'm just surprised you're still on Tinder. 1649 01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:34,458 Why? I'm a sex addict, after all, hmm? 1650 01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,833 - [woman] Uh, Imaad? - [Imaad] Hey! 1651 01:34:36,916 --> 01:34:39,250 - [woman] Hi! Finally. - Finally. 1652 01:34:39,333 --> 01:34:40,583 [woman chuckling] Yes. 1653 01:34:40,666 --> 01:34:42,916 - I'll make you meet my friends. - Beautiful. 1654 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,875 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 1655 01:34:48,125 --> 01:34:49,958 [women laughing, chattering] 1656 01:34:54,458 --> 01:34:55,458 [Rohan chuckles] 1657 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:56,708 Are you ignoring me? 1658 01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,666 - I'm giving you space. - [chuckles] 1659 01:35:01,625 --> 01:35:03,375 Where's Buttercup Butterfly? 1660 01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,500 She's not here. 1661 01:35:06,541 --> 01:35:09,666 By the way, I don't see your bodyguards around. Jai and Veeru. 1662 01:35:11,125 --> 01:35:13,000 - Hmm? - Stay away from Neil. 1663 01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:16,375 Why? Will he throw one of his dumbbells at me? 1664 01:35:17,041 --> 01:35:18,875 You should've been a fortune teller. 1665 01:35:21,541 --> 01:35:23,416 So, what have you been up to? 1666 01:35:23,916 --> 01:35:25,375 Why do you care so much? 1667 01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:26,458 [Rohan] Listen. 1668 01:35:28,875 --> 01:35:29,791 I'm sorry. 1669 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:31,666 [sentimental music playing] 1670 01:35:34,333 --> 01:35:37,333 I... handled everything quite badly. 1671 01:35:38,666 --> 01:35:41,041 [sighs] Very. 1672 01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:50,416 Let's get a drink? 1673 01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:57,833 Let's get many. 1674 01:35:57,916 --> 01:36:00,208 - [groovy music playing] - [people whooping] 1675 01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:03,916 - [glasses clink] - [both chuckle] 1676 01:36:05,541 --> 01:36:06,708 - Ugh. - [Rohan] Mmm. 1677 01:36:08,208 --> 01:36:09,250 [clears throat] 1678 01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,416 - Remember this song? - Obviously. 1679 01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:15,541 [both chuckle] 1680 01:36:16,500 --> 01:36:17,500 Let's dance? 1681 01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:23,083 [in Hindi] ♪ So many lovers Have made sacrifices ♪ 1682 01:36:23,166 --> 01:36:26,083 ♪ So many have perished ♪ 1683 01:36:26,583 --> 01:36:28,666 ♪ This game is notorious ♪ 1684 01:36:28,750 --> 01:36:32,375 ♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪ 1685 01:36:33,125 --> 01:36:38,291 ♪ Love makes you dance On shards of broken glass ♪ 1686 01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:41,375 ♪ It torments you all night ♪ 1687 01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:44,125 ♪ Not a moment of peace ♪ 1688 01:36:45,291 --> 01:36:50,250 ♪ Love makes you dance On shards of broken glass ♪ 1689 01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:54,250 ♪ People with their masks ♪ 1690 01:36:54,916 --> 01:36:57,166 ♪ Locked in cages ♪ 1691 01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:00,291 ♪ Make some excuse ♪ 1692 01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:03,375 ♪ To escape imprisonment ♪ 1693 01:37:03,458 --> 01:37:05,791 ♪ Don't look at me ♪ 1694 01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:08,750 ♪ Your eyes show I no longer know who I am... ♪ 1695 01:37:09,416 --> 01:37:10,791 [in English] Hi, my cuties. 1696 01:37:10,875 --> 01:37:14,333 Lala's back and so is the sake. 1697 01:37:14,416 --> 01:37:15,291 [Kartik] Hey. 1698 01:37:15,375 --> 01:37:17,958 [in Hindi] ♪ So many lovers Have made sacrifices ♪ 1699 01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,583 ♪ So many have perished ♪ 1700 01:37:21,666 --> 01:37:24,333 ♪ This game is notorious ♪ 1701 01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:28,208 ♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪ 1702 01:37:28,291 --> 01:37:33,958 ♪ Love makes you dance On shards of broken glass ♪ 1703 01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:36,541 ♪ I swear, it's tormenting ♪ 1704 01:37:36,625 --> 01:37:39,875 ♪ Not a moment of peace ♪ 1705 01:37:41,166 --> 01:37:43,625 ♪ How to stay awake at night? ♪ 1706 01:37:44,416 --> 01:37:46,583 ♪ How to escape the self? ♪ 1707 01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:51,083 ♪ I have read You get love in exchange for love ♪ 1708 01:37:51,166 --> 01:37:54,666 ♪ My friends ask How long will I keep losing? ♪ 1709 01:37:54,750 --> 01:37:56,583 ♪ The chasm widens ♪ 1710 01:37:56,666 --> 01:37:59,250 ♪ Can't get close to anyone ♪ 1711 01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:04,708 ♪ Love makes you dance On shards of broken glass ♪ 1712 01:38:04,791 --> 01:38:07,333 ♪ It torments you all night ♪ 1713 01:38:07,416 --> 01:38:10,791 ♪ Not a moment of peace ♪ 1714 01:38:10,875 --> 01:38:17,791 ♪ Countless lovers have made sacrifices ♪ 1715 01:38:24,541 --> 01:38:27,500 ♪ Countless lovers have made sacrifices ♪ 1716 01:38:27,583 --> 01:38:30,833 ♪ So many have perished ♪ 1717 01:38:30,916 --> 01:38:33,500 ♪ This game is notorious ♪ 1718 01:38:33,583 --> 01:38:37,625 ♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪ 1719 01:38:37,708 --> 01:38:43,041 ♪ Love makes you dance On shards of broken glass ♪ 1720 01:38:43,125 --> 01:38:45,791 ♪ It torments you all night ♪ 1721 01:38:45,875 --> 01:38:49,916 ♪ Not a moment of peace ♪ 1722 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:54,375 ♪ Love makes you dance On shards of broken glass ♪ 1723 01:38:54,458 --> 01:38:57,541 ♪ Love makes you drunk Punishes both ♪ 1724 01:38:57,625 --> 01:38:59,708 ♪ Couldn't share, got in a fix ♪ 1725 01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:03,791 ♪ Bottled the reason, the pain Can't bite the feeding hand ♪ 1726 01:39:03,875 --> 01:39:07,041 ♪ We had something special Now we're far apart ♪ 1727 01:39:07,125 --> 01:39:09,458 ♪ Now to live more, promise less ♪ 1728 01:39:09,541 --> 01:39:12,625 ♪ Change myself And the me I was with you ♪ 1729 01:39:12,708 --> 01:39:15,583 ♪ This chess game has new colors ♪ 1730 01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:18,333 ♪ I learned As I watched my love walk away ♪ 1731 01:39:18,416 --> 01:39:21,083 ♪ So many lovers have made sacrifices ♪ 1732 01:39:21,666 --> 01:39:24,166 ♪ So many have perished ♪ 1733 01:39:24,750 --> 01:39:27,375 ♪ So many lovers have made sacrifices ♪ 1734 01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:30,541 ♪ So many have perished ♪ 1735 01:39:30,625 --> 01:39:33,333 ♪ This game is notorious ♪ 1736 01:39:33,416 --> 01:39:37,000 ♪ Flaunting false dreams ♪ 1737 01:39:37,083 --> 01:39:39,708 ♪ I swear, it's tormenting ♪ 1738 01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:42,625 ♪ Not a moment of peace ♪ 1739 01:39:50,625 --> 01:39:51,875 [song fades] 1740 01:39:55,333 --> 01:39:56,666 [tense music playing] 1741 01:39:56,750 --> 01:39:57,750 [in English] Lala. 1742 01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,000 Neil? 1743 01:40:03,083 --> 01:40:05,208 - What the hell? - Yeah, what the hell, man? 1744 01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:08,958 You were supposed to come with me to the party. You ghosted me. 1745 01:40:12,125 --> 01:40:13,333 I didn't ghost you. 1746 01:40:15,625 --> 01:40:16,916 [keys jingle, thump] 1747 01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:21,333 [music fades] 1748 01:40:23,791 --> 01:40:25,208 I saw the post you put up. 1749 01:40:30,250 --> 01:40:34,041 I was going to talk to you about it. Just kinda happened. 1750 01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:38,583 It just happened and you've put up posts already? With hearts on them. 1751 01:40:40,416 --> 01:40:41,708 You kissed him, Lala. 1752 01:40:41,791 --> 01:40:43,333 [tense music playing] 1753 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,666 Are you gonna say something or not? 1754 01:40:56,500 --> 01:40:57,750 Let's talk about it now. 1755 01:40:58,708 --> 01:41:00,125 What is there to talk about? 1756 01:41:01,208 --> 01:41:05,208 I know that he's Kartik Seth. His family has distilleries all over India. 1757 01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:09,083 And he's great for your profile, right? That's it, right? 1758 01:41:10,333 --> 01:41:11,875 It's not like we're a couple, Neil. 1759 01:41:11,958 --> 01:41:13,375 [somber music playing] 1760 01:41:16,041 --> 01:41:18,416 Look at me, Lala. No, listen, look at me. 1761 01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:20,666 What are we? Huh? 1762 01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:23,291 Why did you ask me to stay over all the time? 1763 01:41:23,375 --> 01:41:25,500 [hesitates] You took me to Maldives with you, man. 1764 01:41:25,583 --> 01:41:28,750 You invited my friends to your birthday party for what reason? 1765 01:41:28,833 --> 01:41:30,083 Why did you do all that? 1766 01:41:39,291 --> 01:41:42,375 I ask you stay over because I get bored by myself. 1767 01:41:43,250 --> 01:41:46,208 I took you to the Maldives only because you're my trainer. 1768 01:41:47,041 --> 01:41:50,958 And I invited your friends over because you were nagging me about it all the time. 1769 01:41:51,041 --> 01:41:52,750 [tense music playing] 1770 01:41:53,333 --> 01:41:54,333 [Lala sighs] 1771 01:41:55,166 --> 01:41:57,791 I really like you, Neil, but... I mean... 1772 01:41:59,291 --> 01:42:01,250 But Kartik Seth has bought you off. 1773 01:42:02,916 --> 01:42:03,916 [Lala scoffs] 1774 01:42:05,708 --> 01:42:07,166 You don't get to judge me. 1775 01:42:08,041 --> 01:42:09,791 What do you even know about me? 1776 01:42:09,875 --> 01:42:12,750 You can take your morality and get the fuck out of here. 1777 01:42:12,833 --> 01:42:15,958 And if you were in my place, you would have done the exact same thing. 1778 01:42:16,041 --> 01:42:17,583 - [door closes] - Fuck! 1779 01:42:17,666 --> 01:42:18,833 [music fades] 1780 01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:29,875 Rohan? 1781 01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,041 [line beeps] 1782 01:42:46,125 --> 01:42:49,041 [automated voice] The person you're trying to reach is on another call. 1783 01:42:49,125 --> 01:42:50,458 Please try again later. 1784 01:42:50,541 --> 01:42:51,625 The pers... 1785 01:42:52,916 --> 01:42:53,791 [line beeps] 1786 01:42:53,875 --> 01:42:58,083 The person you're trying to reach is on another call. Please try again later. 1787 01:42:58,166 --> 01:42:59,750 The person you are trying to reach... 1788 01:42:59,833 --> 01:43:01,750 [pensive music playing] 1789 01:43:26,625 --> 01:43:28,083 You've blocked me. 1790 01:43:31,708 --> 01:43:33,208 [pensive music continues] 1791 01:43:41,625 --> 01:43:43,666 [poignant music playing] 1792 01:44:09,125 --> 01:44:10,500 [door opens] 1793 01:44:10,583 --> 01:44:11,583 [door closes] 1794 01:44:13,208 --> 01:44:14,916 [melancholic music playing] 1795 01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:31,541 [Imaad] Congratulations. You were right. 1796 01:44:33,333 --> 01:44:35,458 She was always honest with me, but... 1797 01:44:38,166 --> 01:44:40,041 I let her down completely. 1798 01:44:44,625 --> 01:44:45,791 It's done. 1799 01:44:47,041 --> 01:44:48,291 It's all over. 1800 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,208 So, what do you want? 1801 01:45:01,166 --> 01:45:02,541 I want to talk to her. 1802 01:45:05,041 --> 01:45:07,375 I really want to tell her that I'm... I'm... 1803 01:45:09,875 --> 01:45:11,333 I'm not fine at all. 1804 01:45:11,416 --> 01:45:13,250 [melancholic music continues] 1805 01:45:18,250 --> 01:45:19,166 [cries] 1806 01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:20,666 I have a problem. 1807 01:45:25,375 --> 01:45:26,500 [sniffles] 1808 01:45:31,666 --> 01:45:33,125 I have a problem. 1809 01:45:36,208 --> 01:45:38,083 [hip-hop music playing on headphones] 1810 01:45:39,541 --> 01:45:40,583 [Harsh] Yo, Neil. 1811 01:45:42,041 --> 01:45:43,041 [Neil grunts] 1812 01:45:43,458 --> 01:45:44,458 - Sup? - Yo. 1813 01:45:45,125 --> 01:45:47,000 So, tell me. What happened with Lala? 1814 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:48,666 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 1815 01:45:48,750 --> 01:45:51,041 - Nothing. - [Harsh] Sure about that? 1816 01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:55,750 She's complained about you. She said she wants to change her trainer. 1817 01:45:56,625 --> 01:45:58,708 - So something must've happened. - [scoffs] 1818 01:46:00,083 --> 01:46:01,083 [Neil] Look, Harsh, 1819 01:46:01,625 --> 01:46:04,166 Lala and me, it's a bit complicated. 1820 01:46:04,250 --> 01:46:05,791 This shit won't work here. 1821 01:46:05,875 --> 01:46:08,208 - Dude, it's not my... - I really don't care. 1822 01:46:08,291 --> 01:46:09,791 [tense music playing] 1823 01:46:09,875 --> 01:46:10,875 You're out. 1824 01:46:14,291 --> 01:46:18,000 Look. This can blow up into a really big issue for the gym. 1825 01:46:19,416 --> 01:46:20,666 I'm sorry, bro. 1826 01:46:33,500 --> 01:46:35,291 {\an8}[suspenseful music playing] 1827 01:46:50,125 --> 01:46:51,625 {\an8}[gripping music playing] 1828 01:47:07,208 --> 01:47:10,583 [Neil] My name is Laxami Lalvani. AKA Lala. 1829 01:47:10,666 --> 01:47:12,583 And my job is to influence you. 1830 01:47:13,583 --> 01:47:17,916 {\an8}To tell you what you should look like. What you should eat. Where you should go. 1831 01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:20,375 And your job is to follow me. 1832 01:47:20,458 --> 01:47:23,041 And to keep wishing that your life was just like mine. 1833 01:47:26,333 --> 01:47:29,375 But there's one small problem. It's all a charade 1834 01:47:29,958 --> 01:47:32,125 The clothes that I wear are not mine at all. 1835 01:47:32,833 --> 01:47:35,375 The hotels I stay at are not booked by me. 1836 01:47:36,791 --> 01:47:40,041 {\an8}I have over one million followers because I buy my followers. 1837 01:47:40,750 --> 01:47:42,583 And look at that beautiful nose I have. 1838 01:47:43,125 --> 01:47:45,458 Of course, I photoshopped the picture. 1839 01:47:45,541 --> 01:47:47,375 {\an8}I apply heavy filters on my face. 1840 01:47:47,458 --> 01:47:50,083 {\an8}Not the beauty products that I've been selling you online. 1841 01:47:51,041 --> 01:47:52,541 'Cause you're the consumers. 1842 01:47:53,250 --> 01:47:57,500 And I... I'm just an ad. A walking, talking billboard. 1843 01:47:57,583 --> 01:47:59,041 I don't love you. 1844 01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,375 I thank you 'cause you are the reason I get paid for all this. 1845 01:48:02,458 --> 01:48:06,750 I flirt with all of you so that you follow my page, fantasize about me. 1846 01:48:06,833 --> 01:48:10,000 And all you can do is only fantasize about me. 1847 01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:11,625 I'm a figment of your imagination. 1848 01:48:11,708 --> 01:48:14,583 And you are not rich enough to turn me into your reality. 1849 01:48:15,833 --> 01:48:17,666 [music crescendoing] 1850 01:48:27,791 --> 01:48:28,833 [music fades] 1851 01:48:29,583 --> 01:48:32,500 - [indistinct chatter] - [upbeat music playing over speakers] 1852 01:48:32,583 --> 01:48:36,166 [woman] Ahana's farewell is over and done. When are you quitting, Meher? 1853 01:48:36,250 --> 01:48:37,833 [Meher] When Ahana offers me a job. 1854 01:48:37,916 --> 01:48:38,916 [chuckles] 1855 01:48:40,333 --> 01:48:41,666 Go easy, bro. 1856 01:48:42,333 --> 01:48:45,208 After the sangeet party, Rohan and I booked a room there. 1857 01:48:45,291 --> 01:48:46,291 What? 1858 01:48:47,208 --> 01:48:49,125 And he left before I woke up. 1859 01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,208 [sighs] 1860 01:48:54,250 --> 01:48:55,291 [sighs] 1861 01:48:55,875 --> 01:48:57,500 It's his birthday today, right? 1862 01:49:01,250 --> 01:49:02,333 Show. 1863 01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:05,291 "Brunch with baby." 1864 01:49:05,875 --> 01:49:07,000 "Birthday week." 1865 01:49:07,083 --> 01:49:08,458 [pensive music playing] 1866 01:49:09,125 --> 01:49:11,458 - [Meher] Let it go, Ahana. - [scoffs] 1867 01:49:11,541 --> 01:49:13,625 [Meher] Seriously, he's an asshole. 1868 01:49:16,791 --> 01:49:19,208 [gripping music playing] 1869 01:49:19,291 --> 01:49:21,958 Where are you going? Ahana! 1870 01:49:22,041 --> 01:49:23,625 - [doorbell rings] - [music stops] 1871 01:49:24,750 --> 01:49:26,541 Ahana. Hey. 1872 01:49:27,625 --> 01:49:28,791 Come in, I guess. 1873 01:49:28,875 --> 01:49:31,500 - [upbeat music playing over speakers] - [indistinct chatter] 1874 01:49:40,666 --> 01:49:42,333 Look, there. Look. 1875 01:49:45,375 --> 01:49:46,208 [Aisha] Ahana. 1876 01:49:46,291 --> 01:49:47,125 [Ahana] Hi! 1877 01:49:47,208 --> 01:49:49,166 - Hi! - What's up? 1878 01:49:49,250 --> 01:49:51,333 - [Aisha] How are you? What's up? - [Ahana] Good. 1879 01:49:51,416 --> 01:49:53,916 - Hey, Ahana. How are you? - Hi! Good. 1880 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:56,583 - Where you coming from, babe? - Work. 1881 01:49:56,666 --> 01:49:57,541 - [chuckles] - Sure. 1882 01:49:57,625 --> 01:49:58,500 [both] Work. 1883 01:49:58,583 --> 01:50:00,541 [Aisha laughing] Cute. 1884 01:50:01,875 --> 01:50:03,791 Happy birthday, Rohan. 1885 01:50:04,958 --> 01:50:06,083 Thank you. 1886 01:50:06,166 --> 01:50:07,166 Um... 1887 01:50:07,666 --> 01:50:09,750 Why this surprise? 1888 01:50:10,333 --> 01:50:13,375 You surprised me too at their sangeet party. 1889 01:50:13,958 --> 01:50:15,833 I thought I'd return the favor. 1890 01:50:17,250 --> 01:50:18,750 Hi, I'm Tanya. 1891 01:50:19,750 --> 01:50:20,958 Ahana. 1892 01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:23,500 - [Rohan] Um... - [Tanya] Um... 1893 01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:25,416 Can I get you something to drink? 1894 01:50:27,750 --> 01:50:29,458 Champagne would be great. 1895 01:50:29,541 --> 01:50:30,541 Sure. 1896 01:50:32,833 --> 01:50:36,125 - Is she your housekeeper? - Why are you doing all this? 1897 01:50:37,041 --> 01:50:38,166 - Huh? - Let me think. 1898 01:50:38,791 --> 01:50:41,833 You slept with me... [chuckles] and then you blocked me. 1899 01:50:41,916 --> 01:50:44,541 - Shh. Please. - Then you went for waffles with "baby." 1900 01:50:44,625 --> 01:50:46,291 Maybe that's why, Rohan. 1901 01:50:46,875 --> 01:50:47,958 Why can't I speak? 1902 01:50:48,041 --> 01:50:50,125 - [tense music playing] - [line ringing] 1903 01:50:51,541 --> 01:50:53,583 - Imaad. - [Imaad] Hey, Aisha. What's up? 1904 01:50:54,291 --> 01:50:56,625 - You could've called me. - You've blocked me. 1905 01:50:57,583 --> 01:51:00,750 Ahana, can we talk about this tomorrow, please? 1906 01:51:00,833 --> 01:51:01,958 Why did you hook up with me? 1907 01:51:04,458 --> 01:51:07,500 You don't really know why? Maybe your friends know. Lemme ask them. 1908 01:51:07,583 --> 01:51:11,041 [hesitates] No. I... I just needed closure. Okay? 1909 01:51:11,125 --> 01:51:14,125 I mean, everything ended so suddenly and I thought... 1910 01:51:14,208 --> 01:51:16,750 "So suddenly"? You ended it, you piece of shit. 1911 01:51:16,833 --> 01:51:20,500 But we didn't get a chance to say a proper goodbye to each other. 1912 01:51:20,583 --> 01:51:23,250 Because you lied to me! That you only wanted a break. 1913 01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:25,500 - Shh! Please... - Is this the way to say goodbye? 1914 01:51:25,583 --> 01:51:27,583 Is that why you were texting me, Rohan? 1915 01:51:27,666 --> 01:51:30,708 I... Listen, I just want us to stay friends. Okay? 1916 01:51:30,791 --> 01:51:32,833 This is how you chat with your friends? 1917 01:51:32,916 --> 01:51:34,708 "Hi, baby, you look so hot." 1918 01:51:35,291 --> 01:51:36,125 [man] Rohan? 1919 01:51:36,208 --> 01:51:37,833 I was complimenting you, okay? 1920 01:51:37,916 --> 01:51:40,750 - You got offended, so what can I do? - I wasn't offended. 1921 01:51:40,833 --> 01:51:43,666 You flirted with me, and I flirted back and we hooked up. 1922 01:51:44,333 --> 01:51:47,458 I'm sorry. I feel like shit about it. 1923 01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:50,083 You feel like shit? 1924 01:51:50,166 --> 01:51:52,750 I feel like shit since we broke up. Does that matter to you? 1925 01:51:52,833 --> 01:51:54,333 It does, but you seemed happy. 1926 01:51:54,416 --> 01:51:56,833 - When? - I saw your posts, okay? 1927 01:51:56,916 --> 01:51:58,083 You even went on a date. 1928 01:51:59,250 --> 01:52:01,666 You've moved on. Just admit it. 1929 01:52:01,750 --> 01:52:04,083 There was no date. I was just pretending. 1930 01:52:05,916 --> 01:52:08,833 Looking at your super happy life, your perfect girlfriend. 1931 01:52:08,916 --> 01:52:10,791 - I'm fed up, Rohan. - So stop looking. 1932 01:52:10,875 --> 01:52:13,041 - Why you looking at my posts? - I don't know why. 1933 01:52:13,666 --> 01:52:15,333 I don't know. I can't stop. 1934 01:52:17,291 --> 01:52:20,041 All I ever wanted was your attention, Rohan. 1935 01:52:23,291 --> 01:52:24,291 [scoffs] 1936 01:52:25,916 --> 01:52:27,083 Wow. 1937 01:52:32,250 --> 01:52:33,250 [gasps] 1938 01:52:33,833 --> 01:52:35,166 I'm so stupid. 1939 01:52:37,708 --> 01:52:40,708 I believed my self-worth depends on an asshole like you. 1940 01:52:42,541 --> 01:52:43,916 [indistinct chatter] 1941 01:52:46,625 --> 01:52:48,708 Ask him where he went after the sangeet. 1942 01:52:49,750 --> 01:52:50,916 Ahana, what the hell? 1943 01:52:52,708 --> 01:52:53,708 [door closes] 1944 01:52:55,166 --> 01:52:57,166 [poignant music playing] 1945 01:53:05,625 --> 01:53:06,958 [gasping] 1946 01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:17,291 [sobbing] 1947 01:53:43,583 --> 01:53:44,708 [car approaching] 1948 01:53:51,791 --> 01:53:52,958 [Imaad] Ahana! 1949 01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:04,000 [music fades] 1950 01:54:04,041 --> 01:54:05,583 - It's okay. - [sobbing] 1951 01:54:06,750 --> 01:54:07,875 [Imaad] Let's go home. 1952 01:54:08,416 --> 01:54:09,791 [Rohan] No, no, no, no, no. 1953 01:54:12,083 --> 01:54:13,083 Fuck! 1954 01:54:15,958 --> 01:54:17,541 That was a bitch move, Ahana. 1955 01:54:17,625 --> 01:54:19,083 - What? - [tense music playing] 1956 01:54:19,166 --> 01:54:20,166 Imaad. 1957 01:54:20,500 --> 01:54:22,041 Is this how you treat her? 1958 01:54:22,125 --> 01:54:24,291 What you gonna do, huh? Huh? 1959 01:54:24,375 --> 01:54:27,083 - Imaad, leave it, please. Stop it, guys. - Show me. 1960 01:54:27,166 --> 01:54:30,250 - Why you interfering? - Really? Why you getting physical? 1961 01:54:30,333 --> 01:54:32,733 - Why you getting involved, asshole? - What's wrong with you? 1962 01:54:32,791 --> 01:54:35,333 - Guys, stop! - Say it again, I'll break your balls! 1963 01:54:35,416 --> 01:54:37,791 - [Ahana] Have you guys lost it? - [Imaad] Asshole! 1964 01:54:38,375 --> 01:54:40,375 - Rohan, get off him! - What you gonna do? Huh? 1965 01:54:40,458 --> 01:54:42,250 Rohan, stop it. Get off of him. 1966 01:54:42,333 --> 01:54:43,875 [music intensifies] 1967 01:54:45,666 --> 01:54:47,083 - [music stops] - [grunts] 1968 01:54:47,625 --> 01:54:49,000 [panting] 1969 01:54:49,875 --> 01:54:51,500 [groaning] 1970 01:54:58,750 --> 01:55:00,791 [uplifting music playing] 1971 01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:06,541 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1972 01:55:07,375 --> 01:55:09,375 You broke my nose. You'll pay for this. 1973 01:55:10,250 --> 01:55:13,458 - [imitates Rohan] That was a bitch move! - [all laughing] 1974 01:55:14,833 --> 01:55:15,958 Let's get out of here. 1975 01:55:19,666 --> 01:55:21,000 Gotta give it to you. 1976 01:55:21,083 --> 01:55:22,500 Yeah. What timing. 1977 01:55:22,583 --> 01:55:24,625 Should have given him one more. Birthday bumps. 1978 01:55:24,708 --> 01:55:25,541 [all laughing] 1979 01:55:25,625 --> 01:55:27,583 [Imaad] Should've thrown in one from me. 1980 01:55:37,250 --> 01:55:38,375 [music fades] 1981 01:55:38,458 --> 01:55:39,625 Neil. 1982 01:55:40,583 --> 01:55:42,125 Have you seen Lala's page? 1983 01:55:42,875 --> 01:55:44,000 [Ahana] What happened? 1984 01:55:45,041 --> 01:55:47,291 Look at Lala's page. She's getting trolled. 1985 01:55:47,375 --> 01:55:49,000 [tense music playing] 1986 01:55:49,083 --> 01:55:50,291 Look what's going on. 1987 01:55:50,375 --> 01:55:54,500 {\an8}She's photoshopped her images. Apparently, she's done her lips. 1988 01:55:55,083 --> 01:55:57,625 - Shit! - [Ahana] Someone's hacker her page. 1989 01:55:57,708 --> 01:55:59,375 [Imaad] Who does all this? 1990 01:55:59,458 --> 01:56:01,750 - Now everyone's trolling her. - Look at this. 1991 01:56:02,750 --> 01:56:06,250 "Lightened skin, social climber, sellout." 1992 01:56:06,333 --> 01:56:07,750 This is horrible, dude. 1993 01:56:07,833 --> 01:56:09,166 - [Imaad] I know. - "Nose job." 1994 01:56:10,333 --> 01:56:12,416 {\an8}"Nagpur call center accent." 1995 01:56:15,916 --> 01:56:17,500 Neil, you have to call her. 1996 01:56:18,250 --> 01:56:20,958 She should complain about this. This is messed up. 1997 01:56:23,916 --> 01:56:24,958 Neil? 1998 01:56:28,166 --> 01:56:29,166 What's wrong? 1999 01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,708 I hacked into her account. 2000 01:56:36,708 --> 01:56:37,708 What? 2001 01:56:39,416 --> 01:56:42,375 - I was the one who started it. - Why? 2002 01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:45,083 [somber music playing] 2003 01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:51,916 She complained about me to Harsh. 2004 01:56:52,500 --> 01:56:53,791 He fired me because of it. 2005 01:56:55,416 --> 01:56:56,541 You guys broke up? 2006 01:56:57,875 --> 01:56:59,500 She cheated on me. 2007 01:57:02,208 --> 01:57:05,625 I didn't have the things she wanted, so she found someone who did. 2008 01:57:07,833 --> 01:57:10,208 She put up a story, kissing that guy while I was... 2009 01:57:10,291 --> 01:57:12,375 Neil, I'm sorry that she really hurt you, 2010 01:57:12,916 --> 01:57:15,833 but that doesn't make it okay to get back at her like this. 2011 01:57:15,916 --> 01:57:17,958 I can't believe you would do this, Neil. 2012 01:57:18,500 --> 01:57:20,583 [tense music playing] 2013 01:57:33,833 --> 01:57:35,000 [Imaad inhales sharply] 2014 01:57:41,916 --> 01:57:43,208 Maybe she can't see... 2015 01:57:45,291 --> 01:57:47,291 what you're really worth. 2016 01:57:49,083 --> 01:57:50,291 And you don't either. 2017 01:57:51,125 --> 01:57:52,708 That's the problem, Neil. 2018 01:57:56,250 --> 01:57:58,208 [poignant music playing] 2019 01:58:01,333 --> 01:58:02,333 Yeah. 2020 01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:27,500 [music fades] 2021 01:58:40,875 --> 01:58:42,500 [solemn music playing] 2022 01:58:48,375 --> 01:58:51,541 [Neil] Lala, I hacked into your account yesterday. 2023 01:58:52,958 --> 01:58:54,666 I posted online in your name. 2024 01:58:55,375 --> 01:58:57,291 I violated your privacy. 2025 01:58:59,291 --> 01:59:02,583 I wanted to put you down so badly. I just wanted to shame you. 2026 01:59:03,541 --> 01:59:05,375 But when I saw what happened after that 2027 01:59:06,041 --> 01:59:08,916 I felt so ashamed about what I'd done. 2028 01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:12,625 I have no explanation or excuses for why I did this to you. 2029 01:59:14,375 --> 01:59:17,125 Other than the fact that I wasn't happy from within. 2030 01:59:19,333 --> 01:59:21,416 I could only see flaws in me. 2031 01:59:22,541 --> 01:59:25,375 Just obsessing over whatever I don't have. 2032 01:59:25,875 --> 01:59:31,458 But I had so much that I neither acknowledged nor appreciated any of it. 2033 01:59:37,375 --> 01:59:39,041 I had forgotten to be grateful. 2034 01:59:41,250 --> 01:59:45,333 I don't expect to be forgiven, Lala. I crossed the line this time. 2035 01:59:45,416 --> 01:59:48,500 And whatever happens now, I'll bear those consequences. 2036 01:59:51,500 --> 01:59:54,583 But I really need you and the whole world to know 2037 01:59:54,666 --> 01:59:58,666 that everything I wrote in that post says more about who I am 2038 01:59:59,625 --> 02:00:00,625 than who you are. 2039 02:00:01,750 --> 02:00:03,958 I'm truly sorry to have hurt you, Lala. 2040 02:00:04,041 --> 02:00:05,166 Neil Pereira. 2041 02:00:10,875 --> 02:00:13,500 Dating apps were supposed to make life easier, 2042 02:00:13,583 --> 02:00:15,750 but now it's gotten harder to find someone. 2043 02:00:15,833 --> 02:00:19,125 Because the thing is, now we reject people at a superficial level. 2044 02:00:19,750 --> 02:00:22,250 "I don't want to date somebody named Jignesh." 2045 02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:26,041 She's an investment banker? No, all night she'll be saying, 2046 02:00:26,125 --> 02:00:28,291 "Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks." 2047 02:00:28,375 --> 02:00:31,375 "Please read the offer document carefully before committing." 2048 02:00:31,458 --> 02:00:33,000 - [person whistling] - [laughing] 2049 02:00:33,083 --> 02:00:35,750 In this world of easy judgments and shallow connections, 2050 02:00:35,833 --> 02:00:37,541 I finally managed to find someone. 2051 02:00:38,041 --> 02:00:41,416 Somebody I could trust, maybe fall in love with. 2052 02:00:41,500 --> 02:00:42,750 [crowd cheering] 2053 02:00:42,833 --> 02:00:46,083 Thank you. And in classic Imaad style, I completely screwed it up. 2054 02:00:46,166 --> 02:00:47,000 [crowd laughs] 2055 02:00:47,083 --> 02:00:49,333 For the first time, I was feeling really good. 2056 02:00:49,416 --> 02:00:50,875 I was feeling comfortable. 2057 02:00:50,958 --> 02:00:52,291 Then my inner voice said, 2058 02:00:52,375 --> 02:00:55,666 "Bro, it's been a while since you listened to Arijit Singh." 2059 02:00:55,750 --> 02:00:57,250 [all laughing] 2060 02:00:57,333 --> 02:00:59,000 There's one person in this world 2061 02:00:59,083 --> 02:01:01,583 I've had a long-term consistent relationship with, 2062 02:01:01,666 --> 02:01:02,750 it's my therapist. 2063 02:01:02,833 --> 02:01:03,916 [scattered laughs] 2064 02:01:05,166 --> 02:01:06,416 My therapist asked me, 2065 02:01:06,500 --> 02:01:09,958 "Imaad, when was the last time you had an intimate relationship?" 2066 02:01:10,541 --> 02:01:12,916 I was like, "Last night?" 2067 02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:14,208 [crowd laughs] 2068 02:01:14,291 --> 02:01:15,625 "It was very intimate." 2069 02:01:16,750 --> 02:01:17,666 And she was like, 2070 02:01:17,750 --> 02:01:20,708 "Imaad, this is my therapy clinic, not Koffee with Karan." 2071 02:01:20,791 --> 02:01:22,125 [crowd laughing] 2072 02:01:22,208 --> 02:01:24,458 "I'm talking about emotional intimacy." 2073 02:01:24,958 --> 02:01:25,958 Mmm. 2074 02:01:27,083 --> 02:01:29,708 Despite being a comedian, for the first time in life, 2075 02:01:29,791 --> 02:01:31,291 I didn't have a good comeback. 2076 02:01:32,791 --> 02:01:35,041 [pensive music playing] 2077 02:01:35,125 --> 02:01:36,125 [sighs] 2078 02:01:37,208 --> 02:01:38,416 Emotional intimacy. 2079 02:01:39,166 --> 02:01:40,166 Hmm. 2080 02:01:41,791 --> 02:01:44,291 So I always believe that if I open up to people, 2081 02:01:45,000 --> 02:01:46,375 they'll judge me and leave. 2082 02:01:47,291 --> 02:01:50,041 So, before they get a chance to leave me, I leave them. 2083 02:01:50,125 --> 02:01:51,125 [chuckles] 2084 02:01:51,166 --> 02:01:54,125 I'm still the loser but at least my ego's always up here. 2085 02:01:54,208 --> 02:01:55,416 [crowd laughs] 2086 02:01:57,083 --> 02:01:59,291 Since childhood, I was always by myself. 2087 02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:01,750 I was nine when Ammi passed away. 2088 02:02:01,833 --> 02:02:04,875 And then Dad decided he wasn't going to spend his life alone. 2089 02:02:05,458 --> 02:02:07,375 So every evening, he'd spend his time 2090 02:02:07,458 --> 02:02:10,291 either with Mr. Johnnie Walker, or with some Old Monk. 2091 02:02:10,375 --> 02:02:11,375 [crowd laughs] 2092 02:02:12,583 --> 02:02:16,166 This was his version of therapy. Cheap and effective. Bottoms up. 2093 02:02:16,250 --> 02:02:17,500 [chuckles] 2094 02:02:19,000 --> 02:02:22,458 Once in a while, his business partner would also join him to drink. 2095 02:02:22,541 --> 02:02:25,041 And one night Dad had an overdose of the therapy, 2096 02:02:25,625 --> 02:02:26,791 and he went to sleep. 2097 02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:31,208 His business partner came up to me, and offered me chocolates. 2098 02:02:32,458 --> 02:02:36,416 Now, for a ten-year-old kid, getting chocolates is like winning KBC, isn't it? 2099 02:02:40,291 --> 02:02:42,041 He asked me where the washroom was. 2100 02:02:43,708 --> 02:02:45,000 I went along to show him. 2101 02:02:45,500 --> 02:02:48,208 And suddenly he pulled me inside with him. 2102 02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:54,250 And before I could understand what exactly was happening with me, 2103 02:02:55,208 --> 02:02:56,708 it happened again. 2104 02:02:59,875 --> 02:03:01,041 Yet another time. 2105 02:03:02,666 --> 02:03:03,916 Yet another night. 2106 02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:06,500 [somber music playing] 2107 02:03:07,375 --> 02:03:08,833 Some more chocolates. 2108 02:03:11,541 --> 02:03:13,916 And before I knew it, the wrappers were piling up. 2109 02:03:18,291 --> 02:03:19,333 [sighs deeply] 2110 02:03:19,416 --> 02:03:21,125 I know what you guys are thinking. 2111 02:03:21,833 --> 02:03:23,583 That Imaad really loves chocolates. 2112 02:03:23,666 --> 02:03:25,333 He can do anything for them. 2113 02:03:25,416 --> 02:03:26,458 [chuckles softly] 2114 02:03:28,791 --> 02:03:32,250 When my dad saw the chocolates, he said, "Beta, these are expensive." 2115 02:03:32,333 --> 02:03:35,541 And I told him, "Yeah, Dad. You have no idea." 2116 02:03:37,375 --> 02:03:38,708 What could I have said? 2117 02:03:39,375 --> 02:03:42,083 Your business partner is mixing business with pleasure? 2118 02:03:50,291 --> 02:03:51,333 [sighs deeply] 2119 02:03:52,916 --> 02:03:55,500 What's the matter? Don't get awkward, you can laugh. 2120 02:03:56,875 --> 02:03:58,875 If you don't laugh, the show will fail. 2121 02:03:59,625 --> 02:04:02,916 And now I can't even have chocolates to cheer myself up. 2122 02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:04,416 [chuckles] 2123 02:04:11,833 --> 02:04:12,958 Intimacy. 2124 02:04:13,916 --> 02:04:15,500 Into-me-see. 2125 02:04:19,375 --> 02:04:21,833 For 15 years, I've had just one aim. 2126 02:04:22,708 --> 02:04:25,000 That no one finds out the truth about me. 2127 02:04:27,708 --> 02:04:29,125 No one sees me. 2128 02:04:29,791 --> 02:04:32,416 So I made my way through life very secretly. 2129 02:04:33,000 --> 02:04:36,208 And I did whatever I felt was right to survive. Sometimes I lied. 2130 02:04:36,791 --> 02:04:38,375 Ruined my relationships. 2131 02:04:39,083 --> 02:04:40,541 Even cracked stupid jokes. 2132 02:04:41,250 --> 02:04:42,458 To avoid the truth. 2133 02:04:45,125 --> 02:04:47,791 I haven't even ever told my friends about all this. 2134 02:04:48,833 --> 02:04:52,083 I convinced myself that it was my fault. 2135 02:04:54,333 --> 02:04:55,625 That night... 2136 02:04:57,833 --> 02:05:00,083 What could a ten-year-old have done anyway? 2137 02:05:00,666 --> 02:05:02,083 He could've screamed. 2138 02:05:04,208 --> 02:05:06,333 He could have stopped it. Could have run away. 2139 02:05:09,166 --> 02:05:10,625 And ever since that day, 2140 02:05:12,000 --> 02:05:13,291 I've been on the run. 2141 02:05:14,333 --> 02:05:16,541 [breathes deeply] 2142 02:05:17,875 --> 02:05:19,458 But not anymore. 2143 02:05:21,916 --> 02:05:24,291 I've spent 15 years of my life with this shit. 2144 02:05:26,375 --> 02:05:27,500 I'm done. 2145 02:05:35,916 --> 02:05:38,333 Tonight I'm taking control of my life back in my hands. 2146 02:05:42,208 --> 02:05:45,125 And I can't think of a better place to say this out loud. 2147 02:05:45,666 --> 02:05:48,458 'Cause if I regret telling you this, I can always say, 2148 02:05:49,291 --> 02:05:50,416 "It was a joke." 2149 02:05:50,500 --> 02:05:52,083 [inspiring music playing] 2150 02:05:52,166 --> 02:05:53,458 [applause] 2151 02:05:53,541 --> 02:05:55,000 [all cheering] 2152 02:06:10,458 --> 02:06:11,666 [imperceptible] 2153 02:06:23,958 --> 02:06:26,083 [gentle, mellow music playing] 2154 02:07:01,958 --> 02:07:02,958 [music fades] 2155 02:07:07,875 --> 02:07:09,583 {\an8}[Ahana] It's 31st of December. 2156 02:07:10,166 --> 02:07:11,458 {\an8}We've grown a little older. 2157 02:07:12,041 --> 02:07:13,375 {\an8}And a lot wiser. 2158 02:07:14,083 --> 02:07:16,333 {\an8}We figured out that, like every drug addict, 2159 02:07:17,041 --> 02:07:21,000 {\an8}the problem wasn't about chasing the high, it was about escaping from reality. 2160 02:07:22,791 --> 02:07:24,708 {\an8}We got so distracted by screens, 2161 02:07:24,791 --> 02:07:26,916 {\an8}that we forgot to check in with ourselves. 2162 02:07:27,416 --> 02:07:29,875 {\an8}And because today's a chance to start afresh, 2163 02:07:29,958 --> 02:07:31,666 {\an8}let's reboot. 2164 02:07:31,750 --> 02:07:33,833 {\an8}[upbeat song playing] 2165 02:07:35,166 --> 02:07:36,166 {\an8}Resolution one. 2166 02:07:38,416 --> 02:07:39,833 {\an8}Put down your phones. 2167 02:07:39,916 --> 02:07:41,958 {\an8}And look up at the real world. 2168 02:07:44,875 --> 02:07:46,750 {\an8}Look life in the eye. 2169 02:07:50,000 --> 02:07:51,708 {\an8}Because life is about living. 2170 02:07:52,375 --> 02:07:54,666 {\an8}Without filters, without lenses. 2171 02:07:56,666 --> 02:07:59,041 {\an8}[imperceptible] 2172 02:08:00,250 --> 02:08:01,375 {\an8}Resolution two. 2173 02:08:03,000 --> 02:08:05,416 {\an8}Take it easy, keep it real. 2174 02:08:06,458 --> 02:08:09,250 {\an8}Know that you don't need too much to be truly happy. 2175 02:08:10,583 --> 02:08:12,958 {\an8}Because only when you are your most authentic self, 2176 02:08:13,041 --> 02:08:15,750 {\an8}will you be able to truly let people in. 2177 02:08:16,458 --> 02:08:19,958 {\an8}[in Hindi] ♪ We're free of all our woes That's all we know ♪ 2178 02:08:20,041 --> 02:08:24,291 {\an8}♪ We'll heed our hearts We'll follow them where they go... ♪ 2179 02:08:25,458 --> 02:08:28,500 {\an8}[Ahana in English] Resolution three. Stop the comparisons. 2180 02:08:28,583 --> 02:08:29,958 {\an8}There's never another you, 2181 02:08:30,041 --> 02:08:32,666 {\an8}and you'll never need to pretend to be someone else. 2182 02:08:34,791 --> 02:08:38,583 {\an8}[in Hindi] ♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪ 2183 02:08:42,750 --> 02:08:46,083 {\an8}♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪ 2184 02:08:46,166 --> 02:08:47,500 {\an8}[Ahana in English] You're unique. 2185 02:08:47,583 --> 02:08:50,333 {\an8}Only the future you can be better than you are now. 2186 02:08:50,416 --> 02:08:52,250 {\an8}[song continues] 2187 02:08:54,333 --> 02:08:55,666 {\an8}[imperceptible] 2188 02:08:57,708 --> 02:08:59,916 {\an8}Resolution four. Be grateful. 2189 02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:01,541 {\an8}[imperceptible] 2190 02:09:03,666 --> 02:09:08,750 {\an8}Say "Thank you." Out loud. Wholeheartedly. Every single day. 2191 02:09:08,833 --> 02:09:10,125 {\an8}[imperceptible] 2192 02:09:10,208 --> 02:09:16,541 {\an8}[in Hindi] ♪ Why think of things That make us feel so low? ♪ 2193 02:09:19,458 --> 02:09:23,208 {\an8}♪ We're free of all our woes That's all we really know ♪ 2194 02:09:25,083 --> 02:09:27,875 {\an8}[Ahana in English] And resolution five. Find your tribe. 2195 02:09:28,583 --> 02:09:31,958 {\an8}'Cause when your friends are on your side, do you need followers? 2196 02:09:37,458 --> 02:09:41,125 [in Hindi] ♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪ 2197 02:09:42,708 --> 02:09:44,208 [imperceptible] 2198 02:09:45,750 --> 02:09:51,416 ♪ Where did we lose ourselves? ♪ 2199 02:09:52,666 --> 02:09:54,250 [fireworks bursting] 2200 02:10:06,166 --> 02:10:07,166 {\an8}[song ends] 2201 02:10:08,666 --> 02:10:10,791 [mellow music playing] 168650