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Please excuse the
construction noises going on.

The station is having
superfast broadband installed.

Yeah!

Great news.

Now onto a more serious matter.

We all value ourselves as police.
It's not easy. We get in the...

We get in the morning...

And that is probably the most important
thing I've ever said to any of you.

Yes.

Sorry. Apologies, Sarge.

It's getting increasingly
hard to follow this briefing,

due to the continual
audio interference.

How long is the
construction going to take?

Well, that depends, O'Leary.
How long is a piece of string?

Well, that depends, Sarge...

But later that same day I

maybe twice around
that finger. So.

You know what? I'm gonna go
get this sorted out, all right?

Now, dismissed.

So here we are in the basement.
AKA the bowels of the station.

We're just gonna have a word
to the construction guys,

and see if we can't come up
with some kind of compromise.

Morning, fellas. I thought you
guys were working this whole time.

Yeah. We have been.

Do the jackhammers have
to go during your breaks?

Find the sound quite soothing.

- Hey, guys! Look at this!
- Oh yeah.

There's something
weird down there.

Minogue! Health and Safety!

Look! It's a gravestone!

Here's another one. It says,
"In memory of Joan Richwhite."

This one says, "In memory
of William Whiting."

"John 'Whitey' Whiteman"?

Well, if I'm not mistaken,

this very station is built
on a Pekeha Burial Ground

or a resting place,
for Caucasian people.

I'm just trying to work
out the weather forecast,

because I left my washing on the line
and really need my sheets to be dry

for when I get home tonight,

but I can't work out how
to connect to the internet.

"You will die"

"O night".

Hang on... "You
will die tonight".

Now I just have to
work out the password.

No. Password is not 'password'.

Yes. Cracked it...
Password is 'password2'

Hey, Dan. Password
is 'password2'

Jane... Jane! Password
is 'password2'

- Stella. Stella. Stella!
- Yep.

Tell Jane the password
is 'password2.'

Stella is annoyed at me because
I stole her cup "I am the law".

Which is technically not
true, really. We are the law.

There's about four
thousand of us, but...

So, I'm just doing a
bit of police admin.

I mean, it's not
paranormal obviously,

but it's a really important
part of the job. It's...

Says it... needs...
more blood...

I mean, surely it
just means magenta...

Minogue! What is it?

I was just watching a video,
for work purposes, and look...

That's cute.

- Why is this for work purposes?
- Well, wait for it...

Is it supposed to
do that? Is it?

Candlestick... samurai swords.

Probably once a year,

it's my responsibility just to
go through all the paraphernalia

and weaponry that we've confiscated
from criminals that we've arrested,

and then sell it online.

Okay. So ten bucks, ten
bucks, ten bucks, ten bucks.

Ten bucks each or,
forty for four.

For example these, binoculars,

we took from a peep...
a notorious peeping tom.

So yeah. So, if you're
interested in binoculars,

make sure you put
in a bid on 'em.

They're really good
for peeping apparently.

This one here we took from, like,
a really dodgy, motel owner.

Here's the bach...

Pohutukawa...

Yeah. He's gone away for a
long time. Eighteen months.

This is, some golf
clubs. We've had this...

I've been trying to sell
it for the last five years,

but people don't seem to
really be interested in it.

I think maybe because of the,
blood, and the brain matter,

and there's a few, kind of, human
hairs on there that's probably...

But you know, you could clean it up
with, Spray and Wipe, no problem.

Over here you've got
heaps of coke, cocaine.

So maybe five bucks for that.

So this a briefcase of forty-five
thousand dollars. Maybe thirty grand.

Yeah. What else have we got...

So then Officer Minogue
called me over to his desk

where he was watching
some cat videos...

- Work-related cat videos.
- Yep.

And then all of a sudden this
ghost face came out of the screen

and screamed, "It's not the heat
that gets you, it's the humidity".

That's interesting. That's a
phrase that Pakeha love to say.

Well, to be fair Sarge, ever since we
uncovered that Pakeha Burial Ground,

things have been a bit off.

I mean, look at what the
photocopier produced.

That's awesome.

You can go backwards.

I like it when he's
getting smaller.

- Can you make it dance?
- It's moving.

- Cool.
- Wait! Wait! Wait!

What does that say there,
there, right there?

It says, "Time to die."

Sarge, it's me, Parker. Can
I talk to you for a second?

Everyone just stay still.
Hopefully he'll just go away.

Guys, I know you're in there. Please,
I've got to show you something.

- Guys?
- Okay. Let him in.

What's the password?

- I don't know. Password2?
- He guessed it.

Guys, I've got to show you
something that's really freaky.

Here. Oh, no. Sorry, those are
my... that's my Tinder. Sorry.

Here we go. This one here. I
was taking some photos. Look...

Look at that. There's
me and a trike.

And look what's... can
you see that behind?

Is that a trick of the light,
or is that a... is that...

That's not a trick of
the light, Parker...

Hello. Sergeant Maaka speaking.

Oh yes.

Yep.

- Okay.
- Who is it?

Yeah sure. I can do that.

Yep. Sure, I'll let
them know. Thank you.

Who was it, Sarge?

It was a somewhat ghoulish voice

telling me that we're
all going to die.

That's not even the scariest thing
that's happened to us today, right?

So after much deliberation, we have
decided upon two courses of action.

One, we could confront
the Pakeha spirits

who have escaped into our station.
Or two, just leave the premises.

So we had a vote, and we've
decided to leave the premises.

Also Parker has to leave because
he's got choir practice tonight.

Yeah. I've got it every Tuesday
and Wednesday and Thursday nights.

It's really bucketing down out
there. I'm not keen to go out.

- Maybe we should stay.
- Well, but what about the ghosts?

Oh yeah.

No. No, no. It's jammed.
The door is jammed.

Hey, look!

The Pakeha spirits have
gotten into the circuitry!

Well, they're in the Wi-Fi,
they're in the printer.

Pakeha will take over everything,
given half a chance... no offence.

Look. Guys, they've even
colonised the vending machine.

Okay. Looks like we're gonna have
to take the first course of action,

which is confront these ghosts,
and maybe even talk to them.

Is this free?

Who knows, they might
even be friendly.

No, it's stolen, eh? Stolen, eh?

So we are now actually in
the, police cleaning cupboard,

and we've decided
what's essential

is that we attempt to
communicate with the spirit.

That's right. And, found this
police issue Ouija board,

and that way we can use it to
attempt to interview the ghosts.

Spirits, if you are there, please
make presence or presences known.

- Present?
- Presence.

So you think they're like the ghost
of Christmas Past or something?

Whos is moving it?

It would appear that a ghost
is actually moving this.

It's attempting to
spell something out.

S... U...

It's attempting to
communicate with us.

- What's it spelling?
- Oh my goodness.

That is highly offensive.

You can't talk to
us like that, ghost.

We can't actually
repeat what it's saying,

because it's of quite a graphic
and highly offensive nature.

What a potty mouth.

Can we arrest a ghost for
talking to us like that, Sarge?

Can we unpack all of this
in a safe space please?

I mean, what does it want?

What do we know about these old
Pakeha? The three of you are Pakeha.

What is the most common
complaint we get from old Pakeha?

They want people
off their property.

Sometimes it's not
even their property.

Like, sometimes it can be,
like, a park or a beach.

Like, "Get the blimmin'
heck of my beach!"

- That is so Pakeha.
- Right.

They most like likely
want us off their land.

Well, it's not really
their land though, is it?

Yeah. Well, that won't matter.

Do you want us to be quiet?

Yes. Now, I think we can deduce that
there is a spirit in this lightbulb.

What's happening now?

O'Leary! Unplug
the modem! Quick!

There's a spirit trapped inside.

- Get it Sarge! Get it Sarge!
- Go Sarge! You got this!

Secure it! Stop resisting!

That's for assaulting
a police officer.

You have the right
to an attorney.

You okay, Sarge?

- We did it! We did.
- We did it! We did it!

What's up, Sarge?

Well, I'm feeling a fair bit
parched after that little tussle.

Excuse me?

Why don't we go out for a
few bevies after this, eh?

I feel like it's beer o'clock
somewhere. Am I right?

We've got work.

Are you hard at work? Or
are you hardly working?

High-five! High-five!

Almost, almost. No. We're
gonna get it. Yep, almost.

Halfway there. Halfway
there. Yep. Yep. Okay. No.

You've got to line
the elbows up.

Yeah. Line the elbows up.
We're gonna get it eventually.

That's a bit... Hit it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Victory dance.

Is it just me or does Sarge
seem particularly... Pakeha?

Now I could be wrong,

but it feels like a fantabulous
time for you... to die!

So what we deduce has happened
is that Sarge has been possessed

by one of the spirits released
from the Pakeha Burial Ground.

Which was uncovered

in order to get faster broadband
Wi-Fi into the station.

Guys, have you noticed that we've
been running past the same door

again and again?

Here, look...

That is a bit weird, isn't it?

That is a bit weird, isn't it?

See here, Look.

That is a bit weird, isn't it?

It's like we're in the
Flintstones or something.

Parker? Parker! Are
you possessed too?

No. I'm just warming up
for my choir practice.

Now, guys. Listen. I know
that it's, like, really scary

what we're going through and stuff, but
is there any way we could speed it up,

because I've got to get to
my choir practice tonight.

Yeah. Look, I don't know Parker.

We're in a never-ending
hallway apparently.

So, you know, we
could be here forever.

Oh guys, it's a party in here.

Now, are you guys ready for
the... Bogey Man. You get it?

Sarge has been possessed by
someone making really bad jokes.

I mean, he wouldn't
actually like that.

Hang on. What's he doing?

- Wait! Wait! No.
- No. No!

That one was a bit high.

What did the cheese say to
itself in the mirror? Hello, me.

- Go! Go! Go!
- Lights! Lights!

Hey, where's Parker?

Maybe Sarge has got him.

You know, like in those movies

where one member of the
group disappears at a time.

It's always the chatty
one who goes first.

But Parker is pretty chatty.

Okay, just stop chatting
then, or you're gonna be next.

- Can you see him?
- Not yet.

Whoopsie Daisy.

- Why is he yelling, "Whoopsie Daisy".
- He's so white. It's embarrassing.

- O'Leary...
- What?

I think you're gonna
want to see this.

"You can't beat Wellington on a good
day". Over and over and over again.

Well, he's not wrong.

Maybe if we work out who is
buried on this site here,

we can figure out a way to get
that ghost out of Sergeant Maaka.

It's the fibre connection.
It's unbelievable.

The internet is
so fast, so fast.

- Don't like that.
- Certainly not optimal.

You make that thing go
a bit quieter, please?

Because Sarge is gonna hear us.

Well, you're the one who
wanted to print them.

Well I can't read off a screen at
night, because it keeps me awake.

- The ghosts don't keep you awake?
- No.

Okay. So we've managed
to obtain some intel

on who is buried in
the cemetery here.

One of the graves belongs
to a notorious criminal,

John, 'Whitey' Whiteman,
AKA the Bogey Man.

Not the Boogie Man,
actually the Bogey Man.

The Bogey Person.

Bogey Person, probably
is the best term.

Yes, absolutely.

It says here that
he became homicidal

after getting a bogey on every single
hole except for the eighteenth,

where he got a double bogey. This
sent him into a murderous rage.

He killed all of this golfing
buddies with a golf club.

You know, from our point of
view, if you're playing sport,

and things aren't
really going your way,

you know, just take
a little time out.

Absolutely. I think what
we need to do now is

to find out what
his weakness is,

and potentially we can use that
against him, to our advantage.

It says here he lost because of
his putting... but putting what?

- And where?
- It's putting. It's a golfing term.

So it's when you use the little
stick to get the ball in the hole.

- Is it? Like minigolf?
- No, no. It's...

Get away.

Here's... Whitey!

- Sarge! Sarge!
- Stop it! You're scaring O'Leary.

- It's very splintery.
- What?

This wood. This wood
is very splintery.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Block
the door! Block the door!

It's so annoying. Does
anybody have any tweezers?

Push!

Gosh darn it. Why the hell did
you have to go and do that for?

- I'm gonna call the cops.
- What?

No, but... no... what are you...

- That's not gonna work...
- It's ringing! It's ringing!

- Minogue!
- Answerphone.

Look! See the little door!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Quick! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on! Get in
there! Get in there! Quick! Quick!

Quick! Quick! Get
in there! Hurry up!

Get in! No, but you get in there.
You're the smallest. Get in! Go!

- It's too late for Kevin.
- Go! Go! Go! Go!

Time to die!

Hello! Wonderful day, isn't it?

Hurry up, Evan!

- There's a door! A door!
- Get in! Here!

Go through! Through!
Through! Faster! Faster!

Hurry up! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! You go!
You go! You go! You go!

- Oh, this is weird.
- This is quite cool.

We're actually back in the
Paranormal Office. Parker!

I told you, it's
like the movies!

He's dead, isn't he?

He's still got a pulse!

Mouth-to-mouth! I learnt
about that in the movies too.

That was a CPR training video.

Oh yeah. I wondered why the
performances were so wooden.

But I liked the happy ending.

No, it's my turn.
It's my turn. No.

No, it's my turn. You did
that old lady at the mall.

- She died.
- Yeah. But that still counts as one.

No. No, it doesn't. Anyway...

Just because you are no good at
it, doesn't mean it doesn't count.

Yes but you did it the other
week with that softball player.

Yes but that was the other week,
not the other day. So it's my turn.

- No. Because...
- You've got the taser this week.

Parker! You're alive! I'm
so good at mouth-to-mouth.

Oh. Sorry, guys. It's... sorry.
It's... when I get stressed,

I tend to fall asleep.

Just, it's not very good
when you're a cop, obviously.

I was just having
the worst dream.

There was this squid,
and I was married to it,

and we were living
in this aquarium.

But, I don't know, we weren't
that good, but anyway...

Parker. Okay. There's no time
for an explanation, okay?

We have got to get that
ghost out of Maaka stat.

- Is stat short for...
- It just means straightaway.

- Statistics, is it?
- No, straightaway. It means now.

Like they say it in
the medical thing.

So we've come up with a
simple yet effective plan.

What we've done is recreated
the eighteenth hole

where John 'Whitey'
Whiteman lost.

What we're hoping is that Sarge
AKA John 'Whitey' Whiteman

will come through those
doors, he'll see that putter,

and then put the ball
straight in the hole here.

He's gonna drill a bogey, then
he's gonna find peace finally

and go onto the next realm.

Guys, there are
so many variables.

I just don't know if the
whole thing will work out.

Okay. Yep, we know
your reservations.

You've been grumbling about
this plan since the get go.

Now it's just a game of
Hide and Seek, really.

- It's wait and see.
- Well, agree to disagree. I...

Say, "cheese".

Now. Time for a silly one.

- What?
- Oh, come on.

First you do a proper one,
and then you do a silly one!

That's the way it
works! Come on. Come on.

That's good, great,
good. Good. And hold it.

And cheese!

And now... it's time to die...

Whitey, wait!
Whitey, wait! Look.

It's the green on
the eighteenth hole.

- What?
- There's your putter.

All you have to
do is pick it up.

And just get your bogey, buddy.

Then you can be happy.

I see. Great.

That's it mate. That's
it mate, you can do it.

Line up the shot.
Okay, you can do it!

Bit of encouragement, guys.
Bit of a... Come on! Come on!

Quiet please! Quiet please!

No!

What!

That was supposed to go in! I
guess I've got no other option,

but to kill you all! Just
like I did last time!

Yeah.

Oh damn.

Oh, damn it! I can't get
any purchase on the club.

I'll just have to call my chums.

It's very humid, isn't it?

Oh no. Not more Pakeha ghosts!

They're gonna colonise
the whole station.

- This is not your property.
- Off my property.

You shouldn't be on
our property. Get off!

No. You get off those bodies.
Those aren't your bodies. Get out!

We're gonna call
the police on you.

Well, I am the police. We are the
police. Those are police bodies.

So why don't you vacate them and
get out of our police station!

What was it you just
said to me, young chap?

You heard me, Pakeha. You and
your mates, get off my property!

It's not your property!

You wanna bet?

- Okay. Here we go, Mister White Man.
- Whiteman.

- Okay, Mister White Men.
- Whiteman.

Okay Mister White Men.

Okay, if you just take note of
the official signature there.

That is the signed
part of the deed.

Yes. I see.

So that would mean that the Ministry
of Corrections owns all of this land

and out to the carpark.

As is the Pakeha way, to own the
land, you need a piece of paper.

Yes, okay.

I overstayed my welcome.
Goodbye to you all.

Goodbye, Pakeha.
All right, quickly.

Let's get this wrapped
up. Seal this lid.

Yeah. Quick. Get some of that
Selly's No-More-Gaps on there.

God, it's congealing already.

He's a ghost though, guys. Won't
he just pass through the concrete.

Okay, guys. That's enough there.
Come on. Let's wrap it up.

Here we go.

Water on you.

So, at the end of the day...

I don't actually remember most
of what happened, to be honest,

mainly due to the fact

that I was possessed by a
homicidal Pakeha spirit.

Oh well. Regardless, though, we're
just glad to have you back, Sarge.

Yeah. But we're most glad about

is that we've now got high-speed
internet in the police station.

I would even go so far as to say,
this has all been completely worth it.

What have we said about
making that noise, Parker?

Sorry, guys. I'm just
exercising my tool,

and my tool in this case
is my vocal folds. Actually

do you guys want to come to
the Great Wellington Sing Off?

I can get you
complimentary tickets.

- I'm gonna be away that day.
- I've got soccer practice.

I'm probably gonna
be sick that night.

Well, hope you feel
better soon, Minogue.

- We'll come!
- We'd love to come...

We should all go.
Is it choir music?

- He looks like a choir boy.
- Yes, he does.

Can't wait.

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