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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,151 You got the ting, yeah? 4 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:06,631 Yeah, I got that still. 5 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,373 What you saying? Blacked out chrome ting? 6 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:11,549 - Silencer? - Come on. 7 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,638 You know man's certified out here, fam. 8 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:15,466 Yeah. 9 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,686 Man wanna ring off the ting, blud, you get me? 10 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:20,297 Mm... That's why man's shotting you the big ting. 11 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:21,994 What you saying? 12 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:23,996 You got the P, yeah? 13 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:26,347 Telling you... 14 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:28,131 Let me see the bludclart ting first, brother. 15 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:30,307 Cuz, man ain't really got time for this, you know, fam. 16 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:32,266 You know, boydem are on to man already. 17 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,746 We're moving kinda bait as it is. 18 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,793 The ting's wrapped in the bag. You want it or not? 19 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,142 Give me that. 20 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:42,841 Yo, what the fuck is this, brother? 21 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,801 It's the Motorola Lexus 2000 obviously. 22 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:50,588 - A phone? - Yeah, you listed your specifications 23 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:53,243 and us man pulled through for you, fam. 24 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:54,940 A rasclart phone, brother? 25 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,160 You said you wanted to ring off the ting, the ting rings. 26 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,683 You said you wanted chrome and black. 27 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,685 Rattattah, chrome and black. 28 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,209 You said you wanted a silencer... 29 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,646 Silence. You also said you wanted no fingerprints, 30 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,256 so I got you two protective screen wipes 31 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:09,738 at no extra cost. Whoo! Damn, I'm so road. 32 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:13,176 And all that for 250, cuz. Supply and demand, we do this. 33 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,961 Brother, are you mad? Brother, I said a wanted a strap, bruv. 34 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,225 I know. It's got a strap--Brother, a rasclart... 35 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,836 A gun, blud. A fucking gun. 36 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:24,753 Hey, cuz, I'm not gonna lie, I feel mad hot in here, cuz. 37 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,884 Are you hot, fam? 38 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:27,625 Is this guy all right, bruv? 39 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:30,411 I feel mad high, cuz. Like, next level high. 40 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:33,283 - This Cali is loud, innit? - Uh, pattern your boy, man. 41 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,415 Oi, Riko... 42 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,199 ...I beg you don't do another mad one again, fam. 43 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,853 Brother, what d'you mean "a mad one again"? 44 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,985 He just has certain mental health problems, innit. 45 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:40,943 He's calm though. 46 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:45,904 Oh, my days, that ting is me, fam! 47 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:50,822 Allow it, cuz, man! Not now, fam! 48 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,521 What kind of mental health problems? 49 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:56,480 Oi, my-size with the nice eyes. Got a big bum and nice thighs. 50 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:57,655 What you saying, pengaliscious? 51 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,701 The name's Riko, badman with the Chico's. 52 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:02,138 - Roadman since birth, certified. - Are you high? 53 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,618 I'm higher than a British Airways flight flying 54 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,315 to Dubai. I'm lean right about now, 55 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:06,751 so I'll cut straight to the point, innit? 56 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,057 Why don't you give me your number 57 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,841 before I don't even want it no more. What ya saying? 58 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,147 What I'm saying is you're a fucking weirdo 59 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,192 and you're lucky my man's not here yet, 60 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,411 'cause he'd have banged you up by now. 61 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,239 What? You got a man? 62 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:19,503 - Of course I got a man. - Well, that's unfortunate. 'Cause I got a sword! 63 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,897 - What the fuck? Has your man got a sword? Furthermore, where is your man? 64 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:23,681 Is he even here? Definitely a fuckboy. 65 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,553 See, if I was your man I'd be here, innit, 66 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,772 protecting you, 24/6 from weirdos and wallys 67 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:28,730 'cause that's what I do. 68 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:29,948 So, I'm gonna rewind and come again. 69 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,646 What you telling me? Man's a catch, I know. 70 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:32,995 But what you actually telling me? 71 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,302 You're a fucking lunatic. 72 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,608 - A little bit. - What you even on? 73 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,436 I was on you, innit? But you don't seem on it. 74 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:41,612 I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda feelin' this, 75 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:44,746 like weird Rambo coyote vibe he's got going on. 76 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,705 - It's tickling my toes. - Bang! Yes, my girl knows. 77 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,098 She's all talking toes and that. 78 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,535 And I'm not gonna lie, I'm a toe-loving kinda guy. 79 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,363 So, what you saying, babe? Let me get that number? 80 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,409 - Yeah, course. - Hold this, please. 81 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,195 You snooze, you lose, babe. 82 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:03,199 Are you seeing this? What is this fucking guy doing, bro? 83 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,332 I think he just smoked a little too much, man. 84 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,985 He does this sometimes. He's calm though. 85 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,031 Fuck do you mean, "He's calm", brother? 86 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,902 You got me inna some bait highroad 87 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,121 while my man's out there drawing tings 88 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,601 with a fucking shetty. 89 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:16,430 Then I got you, some dickhead that don't know the difference 90 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,823 between a strap and a fucking mobile phone? 91 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,825 You man said you were about this life. 92 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,306 Who the fuck are you, bro? 93 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,570 Riko and Kane, Skengville topboys in the game. 94 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:29,878 The name's Riko, click-clack. Roadman for life. Ya get me? 95 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,753 - Really? - What can I say? I get a wide-on for weirdos. 96 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,321 Fuck, move, man. He's nasty, you're nasty! 97 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,541 Fam, I don't know if you think this is some sort of game 98 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,586 or something, bro. I swear down, bro! 99 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,545 So, you want to pay for the phone now 100 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,460 - or you wanna pay in instalments? Is he dumb? 101 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,898 Well, get out the fucking van, man. 102 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,465 Fucking take your phone... I'm saying, man. 103 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,640 ...and fucking get out of here. 104 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,250 Pussio. 105 00:05:00,082 --> 00:05:01,605 Hey, cuz, you see that ting I just drew, fam? 106 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,128 She was peng! She was proper on it, innit? 107 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,174 Come, you're gonna get yourself sectioned again, man. 108 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:06,871 I'm cool, G-man. Where we going anyway? 109 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,133 We're going back to the hood, fam. 110 00:05:09,178 --> 00:05:10,310 ♪ Start from the beginning 111 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,139 ♪ Turn my headphones up ♪ 112 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,665 ♪ Get it squad Squad gang, gang ♪ 113 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,713 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 114 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:26,326 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 115 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,719 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 116 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,461 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 117 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,158 ♪ It ain't safe Packs, I sold ♪ 118 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:34,943 ♪ Had them buzzing On the road, yeah ♪ 119 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:37,815 ♪ Crack residue in the buttons on my phone, yeah ♪ 120 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,383 ♪ Black leather boots When I run into your home ♪ 121 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,863 ♪ Yeah BOTH: ♪ Ring, ring, pussy ♪ 122 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,255 ♪ It's your mummy on the phone ♪ 123 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,953 ♪ Niggas wanna kill me Tell them ♪ 124 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,433 ♪ "Go and get your Uzi", yeah ♪ 125 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:49,218 ♪ Bari got the weapon In the pocket of the Ksubi's ♪ 126 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:50,654 ♪ See me on the catwalk ♪ 127 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,309 ♪ You see me in the movies Still you can end up dead ♪ 128 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,093 ♪ When you disrespect The goonies ♪ 129 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,835 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 130 00:05:57,922 --> 00:06:00,447 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 131 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:03,667 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 132 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,322 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 133 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,758 ♪The traphouse was a shithole ♪ 134 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,282 ♪ With my niggas smoking On some indo ♪ 135 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,415 ♪ Looking for the police Through the window ♪ 136 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:15,244 ♪ Said I'll be a minute, yeah Of course I was an hour, yeah ♪ 137 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,855 ♪ Never disturb a baker When he's mixing up the flour ♪ 138 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:21,119 ♪ Yeah, devour these criminals Stepping on my toes, yeah ♪ 139 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,339 ♪ I step into the party I let everybody know, yeah ♪ 140 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,647 ♪ The heat will bang For a legend on the roads ♪ 141 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:29,432 ♪ So, keep your hands Off my bredrins and my clothes ♪ 142 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,217 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 143 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:35,351 ♪ It ain't safe for the block Not even for the cops ♪ 144 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,526 ♪ It ain't safe ♪ 145 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:38,659 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 146 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,139 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 147 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,316 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 148 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,928 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 149 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,757 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 150 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,586 ♪ You've been ducking From me, shawty ♪ 151 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,370 ♪ You've been... 152 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,851 Allow it, peng ting Alexa. Stop the music, fam. 153 00:06:57,765 --> 00:06:59,723 Sorry, fam, click-clack. 154 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,993 Alexa, what's on my calendar today, fam? 155 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,648 There's nothing on your calendar today, fam. 156 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,627 Hajima! 157 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:38,240 Rikoings! 158 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,460 - My friendings. - You all right, Patel? 159 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,983 Hey, it's Pinky Patel! 160 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,637 Say my dad's name, you bitchfuckings. 161 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,725 Oh, come on, man. 162 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:47,336 Say it now! You imbecile boyings muddafuckings. 163 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,339 Mr. Pinky Patel, innit. That's right, isn't it? 164 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,907 Show some respectings, you bumbaclarting. 165 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:54,430 - What? - Shut it! 166 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,433 I want my bloody money, innit, blud? 167 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,653 And where is that pussyclart 168 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,742 bloody Black imbecile friend of yours? 169 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,440 Hey, hey, hey! 170 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:07,182 I see you didn't get the memo and all of that, you know. 171 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,140 Black lives matter now, fam, you get me? 172 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,578 It's proper good to see you! 173 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:14,232 Imagine, I was just about to call you, you know. 174 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,886 What the fuck? 175 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,715 Uh, you two fucking each other now, huh? 176 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:22,458 No, we're not gay, bro. - We just sleep together, innit. Hey-ey-ey-ey! 177 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:24,242 Don't tell me your jiggy-jiggy sexy time, 178 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,461 you bunch of bastardings. 179 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,855 You thought I forgot you, dickhead, huh? Huh? 180 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:30,422 Where is my cocaines, you bunch of wastemanings, huh? 181 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,250 Yeah, because word on the roadings, 182 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:34,514 brothers, is that you got jacked 183 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:37,473 by the Somali gun peoples, dickhead. 184 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,257 Dickhead! 185 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,695 Dickhead? 186 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,784 You got robbed by the Malis, fam? 187 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,350 You told me you were proper cool with them, man. 188 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:48,223 Come on, man, me and the Malis are cool, bruv. 189 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,094 We're practically family, you get me? 190 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,575 I am a Mali, bruv, they rated that. Trust me. 191 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,446 So, imagine this, listen. 192 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,536 I must have pulled up to the ting with the merchandise 193 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,189 like a badboy. You get me? 194 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,018 My man started screaming now. Woo-woo-woo-woo! 195 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,326 Then I got rushed. 196 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:06,546 Madting! 197 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,939 Fifteen Somalis screaming out, "Warya! Warya!" 198 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:13,944 "Walahi! Walahi! Kaleh! Kaleh! Hoosgut! Hoosgut!" 199 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:16,251 "Walahi! I'm the captain now!" 200 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,862 It was emotional, fam. 201 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,212 That's a mad ting still. 202 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:24,520 Dad! Let me fucking fuck him hard! 203 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,305 Motherchode gandu pussyclartings! 204 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,785 Wait, what? 205 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:29,743 Dickhead! 206 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,048 I give you one week! 207 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,485 And I want my 15,000 back. 208 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,967 If not, I'm gonna come back here and kill the both of you. 209 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,274 - Now, let me out of here. - Well, the door's there, bro. 210 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,580 I know where the fucking door is! 211 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,756 You bhenchod! I'm not fucking blind! 212 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,063 I'll be back, dickhead. 213 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,769 I'm not gonna lie, fam, them slaps kinda hurt. 214 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,902 I know, man, about slapping me. I should have slapped him back 215 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,991 but true say Pinky's an older, I thought I'd allow him. 216 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,558 I don't want to be disrespectful, you get me? 217 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,081 You gotta respect the age of nature, fam. 218 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,518 - The age of what? - The age of nature, fam. 219 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,346 I was reading about it at my anger management class. 220 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,174 I find the whole basis of the idea calms me down 221 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,916 - when I get agitated. - Man don't care about all that, fam. 222 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,049 Man's got real life problems, G. 223 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,791 What we gonna do, bro? 224 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,620 How the fuck we gonna raise 15 bags, cuz? 225 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,495 Linkup TV presents Lethal Bizzle live 226 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:29,585 at XOYO on the 2nd of March. It's gonna be... 227 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,456 Are you thinking what I'm thinking, fam? 228 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:32,806 Yeah. 229 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,592 Man's thinking Bizzle might have to be the next victim still. 230 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,116 Straight robbery settings, ya get me? 231 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,250 I dunno though, man. I kinda like Bizzle, still. 232 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,686 Do you remember the remix we did, blud? 233 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:44,992 Yeah, course, fam. 234 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,471 ♪ Pow! It's Riko and Kane ♪ 235 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,038 ♪ Pow! You don't know About pain ♪ 236 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,866 ♪ Pow! We draw girls in the rain Pow-- ♪ 237 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,347 Allow it, man! Lemon and herb that shit, cuz. 238 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,392 My man's rich, bro. 239 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:57,265 All we need to do is just run up in a ting, rob him, 240 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,180 no long ting, set pace, you get me? 241 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:02,052 His watch is worth, like, three million or something. 242 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:03,924 Three million, fam? 243 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,404 Yeah, something like that, it's-- it's Ps though. 244 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,930 Listen, we're back on the road. The top boy duo are back. 245 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,149 Riko and Kane rush hour settings, fam. 246 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,325 - Are you on it or not? - Yeah, I'm on it, cuz. 247 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:15,979 If we're gonna set him up though, we're gonna need 248 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,415 a strap and some more soldiers. 249 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,635 - I'm gonna call my mandem, innit. - Bruv, call your mandem 250 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,898 and put down that fucking sword, fam. 251 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,466 Whoa! 252 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,862 So, where's your mandem? 253 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,907 Don't worry, them man will be here, fam. 254 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,257 What, they're proper goons, yeah? 255 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,259 Course, fam. Proper reckless. 256 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,479 My mandem are on this ting. Straight greez, you get me? 257 00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,308 All right. They sound like the type of mandem 258 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,832 - you see me rolling with still. - Trust me when I tell you 259 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,704 these men are certified on the roads, fam. 260 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,444 All right, all right. 261 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,709 So, where these man? 262 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:50,797 There they are, fam. 263 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:55,323 What the fuck is that, bruv? They're school kids. 264 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,498 Have you lost your mind or something? 265 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,542 Look at my man, man! 266 00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,849 He's still - in his school uniform! - Yeah, sorry about that. 267 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,851 Man was just playing out, innit and I didn't get time 268 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,026 to go yard and change. 269 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,811 Plus, my mum's kind of vexing me for shotting 270 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,334 the Sky box for a score, 271 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,205 so it's kinda peak - at yard still. See? 272 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,467 These man are on stuff, cuz. 273 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,642 I told you, reckless, you get me? 274 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,949 Playing out, fam? Tell me it's a joke. 275 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,429 - It's a joke, innit? - No, cuz. 276 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,736 This is perfectly real. These man are hungry, blud. 277 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,912 Gully, ruthless and only 15 years old. 278 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,217 Uh, nah, man ain't even 12 yet. 279 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,350 Astaghfirullah! Not even 12! 280 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,265 I will be hitting that come Christmas, fam. 281 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,006 You know what, it's way past your bedtime. 282 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,051 - Go home, be safe, bye! - Blud, relax, man. 283 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,661 Them man brought a strap for us still. 284 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,447 A-- A str-- A strap! A real-life gun, yeah? 285 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,144 How else you think we're gonna rob man, fam? 286 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,493 That's the ting still. 287 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,756 It's my big brother's though, innit? 288 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,105 So, don't use no bullets 289 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:40,194 'cause he'll find out and beat us all up, 290 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,935 especially you, fam. 291 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,023 What? Are you dumb, bruv? 292 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,851 Your brother could never try a ting with me. 293 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,592 - D'you know who I am, cuz? - Yeah, course I do. 294 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,899 My brother goes he chiefed you a couple months ago still. 295 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,074 On the high road. 296 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,815 He goes he linked you to buy a strap but you come 297 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,556 - with some dead mobile. Whatever, man! 298 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,514 Bun all the bullshit and the long ting. You get me? 299 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,951 Let's go and yam this fool. 300 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,561 Don't know famalam. 301 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,606 ♪ I'm Lethal da B ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ 302 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,130 ♪ If you don't know about me ALL: ♪ Pow! ♪ 303 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,305 ♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪ 304 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,785 ♪ Yeah, cause' I'm pow! ♪ 305 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,482 ♪ Pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm Lethal da B ♪ 306 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,353 ♪ Pow! ♪ If you don't know about me ♪ 307 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,964 ♪ Pow! ♪ Better ask someone quickly ♪ 308 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,530 ♪ 'Cause, pow! ♪ Yeah, I'm pow! ♪ 309 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,402 ♪ Pow! ♪ ♪ I go harder ♪ 310 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,925 ♪ My team's moving larger ♪ 311 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,535 ♪ I got big bars for ya' Whole fam ♪ 312 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,450 ♪ Make your mum skank out With ya' father ♪ 313 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,671 ♪ I roll deeper Stylish through the speaker ♪ 314 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,368 ♪ Oi! How can you say I ain't hard ♪ 315 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,935 ♪ Shut up You ain't hard either ♪ 316 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,502 ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 317 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,286 ♪ You must be crazy ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 318 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,201 ♪ You ain't no bad boys ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 319 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,768 ♪ I bring the hyper ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 320 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,422 ♪ Said ah! What? ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 321 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,032 ♪ Clockin' it, have it ALL: ♪ Leave it, yeah ♪ 322 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,690 ♪ English, English girl named Fiona ♪ 323 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:45,085 ♪ African girl, Abiola Body-ody shape like Cola ♪ 324 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,913 ♪ Back up, back up And come closer ♪ 325 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,958 ♪ Vivi da loca... ♪ 326 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,221 What the hell are you doing, fam? 327 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,049 - You're meant to be working. - Nah, I was just-- 328 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,921 I was just preeing the ting, innit? 329 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,966 Nah, man, we're meant to be doing a fucking move 330 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,750 and you're here skanking with the gal-dem sugar. 331 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,448 Have you even spotted Bizzle yet, cuz? 332 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,363 Yeah, obviously, he's over there, innit? 333 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,234 He's looking kinda hench though, I lie? 334 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,236 Fuck that, fam. Man's got the mash, innit? 335 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,455 I can't even lie, cuz. 336 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,065 I feel to let it off in the air right now. 337 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,328 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's wrong with you, bruv? 338 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,678 Chill your pants, man. Why you so hype for, bro? 339 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,593 - Sorry, bro. - How much weed you smoke today? 340 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,160 Just a couple of zoots, G. I'm cool, man. 341 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,901 - You had your meds today, yeah? - Yeah, bro. 342 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,643 Oi, calm, fam. 343 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,166 He's in the toilet on his Js, cuz. 344 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,342 We gotta move to him now! Get the mandem, innit. 345 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,648 ♪ ...That's a combination ♪ 346 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,345 ♪ Gyal with a big back's My weakness ♪ 347 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,912 ♪ But when I punch man It's grievous ♪ 348 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,609 ♪ Boom They'll play back the CCTV... ♪ 349 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,003 I'm not gonna lie! You man are sick! 350 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,048 ♪ ...Ball like Lakers... ♪ 351 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:38,747 I feel sick. This is what I mean, man. 352 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,793 Can't we do this ourselves, bruv? Riko and Kane. 353 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,274 Riko and Kane. Let's do this, famalamo! 354 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,885 ♪ Fuck that, man I don't give a F ♪ 355 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,147 ♪ What, you wanna get smoked? Cigarette ♪ 356 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,192 ♪ English English girl named... ♪ 357 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,934 Dench sausage needs to... ...release! 358 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,724 Yo, Bizzle, click-clack, it's showtime. 359 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,423 Hold on, cuz, I'm pissing innit? 360 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,341 Oh, for real. Sorry, fam. 361 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,954 True say, he is pissing, and you can't really rush a man. 362 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,493 What you saying? Y-- You finished yet? 363 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,235 Nah, fam. 364 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:34,934 He ain't finished yet. 365 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,027 - What's all this? What does it look like, fam? 366 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,116 This is a click-clack robbery, cuz. 367 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,988 Remain silent and hush them big, dry lips of yours 368 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,772 'cause I ain't scared of you! 369 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,993 Now, give me your... 370 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,517 What shall I ask first, fam? His watch or his chain? 371 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,302 Dunno, what's worth more Ps? 372 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,044 What's worth more Ps, fam, your watch or your chain? 373 00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,871 What, is this some type of prank or something? 374 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,699 This ain't no prank, rudeboy. 375 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,180 This is Crimewatch UK live and direct in your face! 376 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,834 This is a real life move. 377 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,011 - Click-clack! - You man can't be serious, man. 378 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,447 Why's your hand all shaking for? 379 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,841 Nah, don't watch that, cuz. 380 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,191 Man's just got a lickle arthritis, innit? 381 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,542 But what you saying? Can I have your watch, please? 382 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,761 Fuck that! 383 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,719 Man want your fucking watch, your fucking chain, 384 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,286 your fucking ring, your fucking hat, 385 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,027 the fucking creps, your fucking wallet! 386 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,377 Everything, fam! Oyster card, library card 387 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,510 fucking Nectar card, and even your boxers, blud! 388 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,165 Give man everything. Anything and everything. 389 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,645 Man want your fucking car keys and some weed... 390 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,169 ...if you got any. 391 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,043 - Man said boxers. - Take off or get lit up, it's that simple, fam. 392 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,611 - It's like that, yeah? - Damn right it's like that, cuz. 393 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,047 Put this shit in your lyrics, rudeboy. 394 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,832 You got robbed by Riko and Kane, fam, Skengville, blud. 395 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,096 Yeah, that's right, cuz! 396 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,054 Give me them Nectar points, cuzzy. 397 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,187 Yeah, tryna stall the ting, you get me? 398 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,537 I should shoot a man down for that! 399 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,886 What, what, what? 400 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,453 What you know about Riko and Kane? 401 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,368 - Biggest gangbangers in the game. - Click-clack! 402 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,673 Man wanna talk about fame 403 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,197 until you get popped for your chain. 404 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,372 - Click-clack! - That's right. 405 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,766 Any time you hear click-clack, you know Skengville are back! 406 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,726 I'm talking 'bout certi gang, badboy for life, 407 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,729 badboy up in this building. 408 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,296 What's with the fucking long ting, cuz? 409 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,820 Hurry the fuck up before I put a bullet in your bumhole, fam. 410 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,171 Oh, my God! Hey, Sprinkle. 411 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,651 No, no, no, babe, 412 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:26,045 what you doing playing with sexy sex toys? 413 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,133 It's not-- 414 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,787 If you wanted to play with a big hard toy 415 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,528 then you should've just asked 416 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:37,317 'cause I got a big hard one right here for you. 417 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,716 You know man - was just joking, innit. - Shut up, you dickhead! 418 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,240 Leave it, yeah! 419 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,503 Serious, I can expl-- 420 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,331 Nah, fam. 421 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,246 Charlie, you know what these dickheads tried 422 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,117 to do to me, fam? CHARLIE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 423 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,163 These pussios tried to rob me, fam. 424 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,296 Nah, these dickheads tried a roll-up on big Biz. 425 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,297 Dickheads! 426 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,387 Look at you now, fam. Your fucking BTEC boxers. 427 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,607 Hey, where you get them boxershorts from, rudeboy? 428 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,697 Swear it's got skid marks! 429 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,264 Hop on your legs for me, bro. 430 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,222 Hey, hop, rudeboy! Hop on ya leg, bro. Hop! 431 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,397 - Hop on your legs, fam. Hop! 432 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:15,964 Higher than that. Higher than that. 433 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,400 Hop! - Higher than that, bro. 434 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,012 Switch legs, blud. Squat. Squat. 435 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,753 Squat, fam, you got chicken legs, man. 436 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,928 Star jumps, cuz. 437 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,105 Give me some star jumps. Put some energy into it. 438 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,151 Come on. That's not a star jump! Hey, dutty wine for me as well. 439 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,284 Hey! Dutty wine for me as well, man. 440 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,546 - Together, fam. Wine. - What the fuck? 441 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,201 Slow wine, bro, slow wine. Lower than that. 442 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,680 Do what you're told, rudeboy. 443 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,030 Lower than that, fam. Lower than that, fam. 444 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:45,820 That's nasty! Look at them, man! 445 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,517 Oi, Linkup TV, you getting this, fam? 446 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,563 You getting this? Oi, do me a favor, fam, 447 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,391 tell me who these fucking dickheads are, blud. 448 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,871 - Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! 449 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,135 - Dickheads! Dickheads! - Dickheads! 450 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,962 Trying to rob me? You crazy, fam? 451 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,747 Dickheads! - Dickheads! Dickheads! Dickheads! 452 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,314 Give some star jumps. 453 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,707 Hey, these man are waste, fam. 454 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,535 I'm catching bare joke. 455 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,668 - Hey, let me see, fam. - Shut up, man. 456 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,365 Dickhead. 457 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,628 Listen, I'm sorry, mate! 458 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,021 I'll get your money, I promise. 459 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:15,806 I'll get your money, please, please. Don't, don't... 460 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:20,985 Rah... 461 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,987 ...my man got dashed off the fourth floor, ya na! 462 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,915 Going down. 463 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,678 What'’s up? 464 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,075 Said he gonna be here - in a sec still. Cool. 465 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,555 Fam, what happened with my man? 466 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,905 That dickhead tried to short man five bills. 467 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,211 Five bills, bro? 468 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,691 You dashed man off the balcony for five bills? 469 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,780 Fam, I'll dash you off the balcony for two. 470 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,653 Fucking dickhead. 471 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,003 This is what I'm saying, cuz, you ain't built for this. 472 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,483 Nah, what d'you mean, bro? Man is. 473 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,701 I wanted to chat to you still. 474 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,312 I think we should rob some banks. 475 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,879 This ain't fucking 1990, bro. 476 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,620 Nah, man's got this app, innit, like, 477 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,319 it can interfere and turn off cameras--Shut up, man. 478 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,538 Yeah, he's here, fam. 479 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:36,800 Cool. 480 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,933 Man's gotta go pattern some business. 481 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,030 My father will talk to you now. 482 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,511 Shotti. 483 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,034 Yeah. What you saying, Krzysztof? 484 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,645 I'm going to need some more of your product. 485 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,343 Yeah, that's cool but... 486 00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,432 got a different batch this time around. 487 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,130 Better quality. 488 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,837 It's good. 489 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,187 He's telling the truth. 490 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,886 It's better than the last time. 491 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,453 My daughter says it's good. 492 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,630 Thing is, yeah, this batch is 38 on a key 493 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,588 and the minimum I can bring you is three. 494 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,763 That's no problem. 495 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,592 So, I send someone next week to drop and collect, yes? 496 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:33,379 - Yeah. Next week's cool. - My grandmother used to say 497 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,251 "You should never steal from yourself... 498 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:40,908 or the hand that feeds you." My gran used to say... 499 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:44,215 "Steal from me and I'll slap you silly." 500 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,871 Think our grans would get on, innit? 501 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,531 I don't trust him. 502 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,228 He's a nobody. 503 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,454 - Wagwan, fam? - Man, fuck these pricks. 504 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,848 Man tryna pull up in his front room, you know. 505 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,284 Oi, listen up! 506 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,505 I want everyone out here active. 507 00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:15,899 If any of the mandem see any of my fucking opps 508 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,161 the DeMarcos, 509 00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:20,469 I don't give a shit if man is with his fucking aunt 510 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,819 or fucking uncle, you light them pricks up. 511 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,039 - You hear me? Course, man. Yeah! 512 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,130 What you saying for this Polish man? 513 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,611 On the next one, bro, man's gonna pattern that pussy. 514 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,222 Show man this is my hood! 515 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,790 This kebab is peng, blud. 516 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,705 I love the way the succulent beef mixes in 517 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:39,880 with the flavorsome sauces. 518 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,664 So scrumptious, cuz. 519 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:44,537 Bruv, man's got real life problems, G. 520 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,321 What we gonna do about the Patels? 521 00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:50,369 - Oh, yeah, the Patels. - We're a laughingstock, man. 522 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,371 That Bizzle video's everywhere, bruv. 523 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,504 I'm Just Bait, the Shadeborough, Grime Daily, Linkup TV. 524 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,593 I even emailed YouTube to take it down. 525 00:22:57,811 --> 00:22:59,203 What? Allow that, cuz. 526 00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:01,336 Man, I kinda like - the video still. - What? 527 00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:02,772 Man all see a couple comments, bro, 528 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:03,773 saying I look buff and that. 529 00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:06,341 - I'm all getting ratings, fam. - Bruv, it was one comment 530 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:08,996 and it came from someone called "Jimmy-_69." 531 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,345 Jimmy, fam! 532 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:12,695 That ain't a sexy look, G.Oi, a comment's a comment, bro, 533 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,480 just 'cause you ain't getting no comments, fam. 534 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,872 Bruv, fuck a comment, bruv. 535 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,571 Bruv, we're out here on stage looking like some pussios. 536 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:20,442 I'm out here looking for redemption, bruv. 537 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,402 Redemption. I like it. Like Shawshank? 538 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,535 You know what, yeah? Man ain't havin' it no more. 539 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,016 Man's gonna show the roads what time it is. 540 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,366 And I ain't talking about no quarter past three. 541 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,455 I'm talking about a big move. 542 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:37,067 Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane, cuz, you're right. 543 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,069 I say I call my mandem and arrange another move. 544 00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,811 Nah, fam. I ain't got time for your CBBC mandem, blud. 545 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:45,424 - This time we do something big. - Like what though, fam? 546 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:49,602 The move of all moves. 547 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,343 Something that's gonna finally put us on the map 548 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,607 as roadman for good. 549 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,219 Riko and Kane, G.Riko and Kane, G. 550 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,572 You sure about this, fam? 551 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:08,490 Told you, I'm sick and tired of not being rated as a roadman. 552 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,405 I'm on this ting, and after today 553 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,189 everyone's gonna know about us, fam. 554 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,887 I'm fully on this gun ting now. 555 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,323 You sure about that? 556 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,411 The other day you was moving shook. 557 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,586 You was all shaking and that, bro. 558 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:19,632 I told you, it was the arthritis. 559 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,155 But my doctor sorted that out now. 560 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:24,463 Thank God for the NHS.God bless the NHS. 561 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,899 It's time for that click-clack. 562 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:28,031 It's about to go off in there, fam. 563 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,381 - You Ready Steady Cook, yeah? - I dunno, man. 564 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,601 A bank robbery, it's a bit hype for us, na? 565 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:35,299 Exactly! That's where we've been going wrong, fam. 566 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:36,562 We need to be more hype. 567 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:40,130 Bare roadman do bank robberies and now, it's our time. 568 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:43,003 - Riko and Kane, bang-bang. Fuck it. 569 00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:46,223 - Bang-bang, let's do this, fam. - Oi, oi, what you lot saying? 570 00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,356 - What the fuck, man? - Uh, you know who man is, innit? 571 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,619 - Yeah, man know who you are, fam. - Nah, nah, it's man like Ed. 572 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,796 Certified crackhead. Crack... Ed... you get it? 573 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,624 You get it? Crack-Ed... 574 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:57,974 ♪ Man beg for bread I don't have a bed ♪ 575 00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,149 ♪ I shit on my leg... ♪ 576 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:01,021 - Just fuck off, man. - No, no, Reeks. 577 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,936 Bro, Reeks, I saw your mum, innit? 578 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:04,938 What? Don't talk - about my mum, man. No, no. No, bro. 579 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,243 I saw your mum in the showers, innit? 580 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,158 - What the fuck? - No, no, in the swimming pool. 581 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:09,290 Leighton Leisure Lagoon. 582 00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,335 I go there sometimes to wash my ball bags, yeah. 583 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,381 It's only 20p. It's a bargain! 584 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,688 Anyway, you see your mum, yeah. I'm watching her wash herself. 585 00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,472 Yeah, no, no, I weren't looking. I weren't looking. 586 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:19,735 Tell a lie, I might have looked once but respectfully. 587 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:21,824 She's pretty, - she's got nice legs. - Strong legs. 588 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,304 Stop talking - about my mum! Nah, bro. 589 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:24,958 Nah, she's standing by the locker, yeah. 590 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,917 She's looking all sad and that, no P, just a bikini. 591 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:30,441 So, man like me, I subsidized that. 592 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:33,575 I made that transaction happen. I gave her the pound, bro. 593 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:34,837 She was so happy. 594 00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,361 She was so perky and I'm just thinking out loud here bro, 595 00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:40,060 - I'm gonna need that pound back. - Move man, you ginger shithead! 596 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,104 What did you say? 597 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,410 - All right, here we go. - Ginger? 598 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:43,933 You call me ginger, bruv? 599 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,196 D'you know what? You man can say whatever you want about me. 600 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:49,069 You can say I shit in a bush, I shit on the highroad. 601 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:52,463 I don't wipe my bum, but so what? Who does? 602 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,987 But ginger, bruv? It's not even ginger. 603 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,467 It's more like strawberry blond. Look, I'll show you my p-- 604 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,034 What are you doing? Allow that, bro, man! 605 00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,209 Got like a salmon tinge. 606 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:00,646 It's cool, you don't have to show, man! 607 00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,648 Allow it! Give him the pound, bro! 608 00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,998 Here, just take the pound! - Take the pound. Fuck off, bro! - Oh, Reeks, bro. 609 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:08,610 Love for that, bro. I can feel the ginger love in you, brother. 610 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:11,439 Oi, Kane, what you saying, yeah? You got a pound for me, brother? 611 00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:12,832 I'll sing for you, yeah? 612 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:15,269 ♪ Your balls don't smell Like they used to before ♪ 613 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:18,098 Chat to me and I will quarantine your life, rudeboy! 614 00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:19,969 Big man, say no more. 615 00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:21,797 I'm not tryna get my head licked off here, fellas. 616 00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:23,669 I feel like I've got a lot of potential in life 617 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,627 and I can see you lot are somewhat busy 618 00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:27,760 so I'm gonna bounce by the ounce, freaks. 619 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,152 I love you, son, Kane. 620 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,415 Keep doing you, brother. I see it, I see it all. 621 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,156 I see it, keep doing you, brother. I love you fellas. 622 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:34,157 I love you. 623 00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:35,463 ♪ Man beg For bread... ♪ 624 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:36,769 What you doing, fam? 625 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,466 What you saying, man? I just got gassed, man. 626 00:26:38,553 --> 00:26:40,207 Come, we do this, blud. 627 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:43,863 Yeah, hold on a minute. You got your debit card? 628 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,255 What? What for? 629 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,867 Parking! I ain't trying to get no ticket. 630 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,521 Blud, we're robbing a bank, man, fuck the parking, G. 631 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,958 Are you dumb? 632 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,003 I ain't about this PCN ticket life! 633 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:55,701 That's about 65-pound 634 00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:58,138 and in the words of Joseph Junior Adinuga, 635 00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,139 "That's not me." 636 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,403 - Cuz, this looks mad wet, bro. - Bruv, stop being tight, man. 637 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:03,404 I paid for the petrol 638 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:04,840 and the Frutellas on the way down. 639 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,538 Frutellas are badman sweet, you get me? 640 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,063 Whatever, man, I'll pay for the parking, bro. 641 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,022 - Can we do this, fam? - My guy! 642 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:16,460 Hello! 643 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,420 ♪ Can't you see the sign? It's a double yellow line ♪ 644 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:23,250 ♪ I'm sorry, sir But you cannot park your car ♪ 645 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:26,166 ♪ Try to understand I'm just an African ♪ 646 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:29,560 ♪ So, who d'you think you are? Just move your car ♪ 647 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,563 Dirty Ed! 648 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:37,873 Look at this orangutan! 649 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,441 You are causing a tsunami in London again! 650 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,753 ♪ I should have seen the sign Now, I have to pay this fine ♪ 651 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,801 - Mummy! Oh... 652 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:53,889 Fuck off! 653 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:56,631 About "man don't rob banks". 654 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:58,677 That's 'cause man don't know about the true capabilities. 655 00:28:04,378 --> 00:28:05,335 See? 656 00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,860 Bet you didn't know I could do that, innit, Shotti? 657 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:11,080 That's a G out here! 658 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:13,822 Man like Leo. 659 00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:16,738 Everyone shut the fuck up and get on the fucking floor! 660 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,305 This is what you call a roadman special delivery 661 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,436 fucking bank robbery extravaganza. 662 00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,395 You know what, yeah? Everyone by the wall. 663 00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:22,788 Everyone by the wall now. 664 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,006 Did I stutter? 665 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,139 I said everyone shut the fuck up and get on your fucking knees. 666 00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:29,533 Oh, my God, this is so eeky! 667 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,884 - Please don't hurt me! - What? Eeky? 668 00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:33,102 Shut your mouth, you butters sket! 669 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,322 I'm not here to bum you, am I? What you screaming for, man? 670 00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,585 This is a fucking bank robbery, everyone shut the fuck up 671 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,152 and get on the fucking floor! 672 00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:41,154 Yeah, I got this, bro, go hit that belly. 673 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,156 That's right, it's a bank robbery, baby! 674 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:45,114 Give me everything you've got. 675 00:28:45,201 --> 00:28:47,813 I'm talking about pounds, 10ps, 5ps 676 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,466 and even the brown pennies! 677 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,903 You want the pennies? 678 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,470 I'm like ASDA, baby, every penny counts. 679 00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:57,779 Now, fill up my two JB bags, chop-chop! 680 00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:00,477 Time waits for no one! 681 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:04,655 Okay, yep. Okay, all right. 682 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:06,919 All right, so darling, what you're gonna do is... 683 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:08,094 How do, um... 684 00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:10,618 - How do I put this through, man? - Slide it through, innit? 685 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,533 I am trying to slide it - through, darling. - Push, push and slide. 686 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:13,969 - Huh? - Slide it. 687 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,276 What d'you, I'm-- - I'm-- I'm doing it. - Push and slide. 688 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:17,538 Like this? Push and slide. 689 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,800 Oh. Push and slide. Uh-oh... 690 00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:21,672 Okay, yeah. Take the second one, thank you very much. 691 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,414 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 692 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:28,462 I swear I know your voice - from somewhere. - What? You better hush your gums. 693 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:31,160 You don't know me, bruv! I swear to God... 694 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,466 I will shoot you! 695 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,730 I will put a bullet in your brains, fam! 696 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:38,602 I know you're not talking to me like that! 697 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:41,867 That's it. Everyone over here like one big happy family. 698 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:44,434 Are you deaf, cuz? I said get down on the floor. 699 00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:45,653 Do your ting, innit. 700 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,611 But man ain't getting on no floor. 701 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,788 Fam, man ain't asking like to say if man wanted 702 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,051 a cup of tea or something, man is giving orders, fam. 703 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:53,748 Like I'm a madman, cuz, it's official. 704 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,706 Read about me. I will leng it down in here. 705 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,360 Please don't "leng" anything down! 706 00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:00,059 Fuck me, how much longer's this gonna take? 707 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,756 I got a 48 bus to catch! 708 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,715 This is just spectacular. Proper spectacular robbery, cuz. 709 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,805 Everyone shut your mouth, I swear down, man! 710 00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:09,633 Nah, I swear I recognize your little whiney street rat voice 711 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,288 from somewhere.[IN DEEPER VOICE] I told you, you don't know me, man. 712 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:13,463 I don't think you're getting this. 713 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:16,510 I'm a roadman for life. Click-clack! 714 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:18,077 Hold on a minute, fam.[IN NORMAL VOICE] What? 715 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:19,295 Am I going mad? 716 00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:21,123 Why have you got two guns and man's only got one? 717 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:23,343 You really doing this - right now, fam? Yes, I'm doing this right now. 718 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:25,606 What gives you the right to have two guns and man's only got one? 719 00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:27,651 I couldn't get you two, innit. I could only get three so-- 720 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,479 So, why d'you get two then? I wanted two. 721 00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:30,785 I'm the one holding the hostages, fam. 722 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,004 Why d'you get two and I didn't? 723 00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:33,875 - Why fam, why? - Riko, you're bugging out, G. 724 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:35,398 Oh, my gosh, you just said my name, fam. 725 00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:36,747 What? No I didn't! 726 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,314 Yes, you did, you just said my name "Riko". 727 00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:39,750 Why would you say your own name for? 728 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,491 I only said my name 'cause you said my name first. 729 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,015 What are you, some kind of snitch or something? 730 00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:44,407 Sounds like a snitch to me, mate! 731 00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:45,756 I'm not a snitch! 732 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,889 - And I didn't say your name, fam. - You did, innit? 733 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:48,934 Innit? He said my name. 734 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:52,851 - Question! Is this a joke? - Oh, my days! 735 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:57,159 Shut the fuck up and count my money, bitch! 736 00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,509 If I said your name, it was an accident. 737 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:01,294 - I'm sorry, all right? - All right, cool, bro. 738 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,557 What if I say - your name then, cuz? - Why would you do that for? 739 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,080 'Cause it might be an accident, innit? 740 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:08,257 - This is some fucking joke ting. - Kane Patrick Armand Ketende! 741 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:09,258 What the fuck? 742 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,781 Why would you say my full name for? 743 00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,218 I'm sorry, bro, it was an accident, innit? 744 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,307 Oh, okay, okay, you wanna play games, yeah? 745 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,439 All right. Check this. 746 00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:19,138 - Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck. - Oh, my God, fam. 747 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,922 Don't call me Richard, cuz! I told you. 748 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,532 You know I don't like when people call me Richard! 749 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,143 - What you gonna do 'bout it? - What you gonna do 'bout it? 750 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,796 - I could do a lot. - I could do a lot too. 751 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,059 - Set pace then. - I'm setting pace, fam. 752 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,365 Oh, my days! 753 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,585 - You baited up your face, fam. - What? 754 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,935 - You ain't wearing your bally. - You ain't wearing your bally either, man. 755 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,285 This is all your fault! Stop repeating me, man! 756 00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:39,462 Just shut up, man! - Rah! Riko and Kane? 757 00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:42,422 You two clowns, course it is! 758 00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,990 Who else would rob a bank like this, but Riko and Kane? 759 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,122 Idiots! 760 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,255 - Look what you done! - Look what I done? You mean, look what you done! 761 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,039 You started this by saying my name first, fam. 762 00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:53,476 Richard Oshlam Byaseff Bulouck. 763 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,523 Such a good boy, always so polite and friendly. 764 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:58,003 What's happened to you? 765 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:01,354 He's that fucking weirdo that got himself sectioned. 766 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:02,790 Oh, yeah, I read about that. 767 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,966 It's bipolar, all right? And that's why I'm doing this. 768 00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:07,229 To show everyone with mental health problems 769 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:08,752 that you can do anything you put your mind to. 770 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:11,233 Even a bank robbery. Believe and achieve. 771 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,452 You can do anything. 772 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:15,629 Believe and achieve. That's sick. 773 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:20,982 I mean, it is very inspiring. 774 00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:25,682 You man need to hurry the fuck up. 775 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,772 - Man has got places to go. - I know! 776 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:30,861 I'm supposed to be sitting on face in half an hour still. 777 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:32,472 Absolutely! 778 00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:33,734 How long is this going to take? 779 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,563 I've left my bicycle out there and it's not even locked. 780 00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:38,434 I wouldn't leave my bike unlocked around here, mate. 781 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:39,566 Lot of criminals about. 782 00:32:39,914 --> 00:32:41,785 I don't see criminals out here. 783 00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:43,787 I see young people with no prospects, 784 00:32:43,874 --> 00:32:46,965 no future and no hope. It's not very surprising 785 00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,792 after ten years of a Tory government. 786 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,186 What the fuck is this, man? Everyone shut your mouth! 787 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,319 This is a fucking bank robbery. Do you understand? 788 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:54,711 I will start murking people out here. 789 00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:56,713 Allow it, wasteman. 790 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,759 On a real, I ain't got time for this shit. 791 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:01,240 You man are a fucking joke. 792 00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,590 - You ain't going nowhere, cuz. - What, you gonna shoot me, yeah? 793 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,941 Do you even know who I am, fam? 794 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:09,204 I don't give a shit if you was fucking Hercules, fam. 795 00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,858 You need to be waiting over there, cuz. 796 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,860 Shh, shh, fam, you need to calm yourself 797 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:15,732 before I punch you through that fucking wall. 798 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:18,039 Oh, my gosh, do you not see what man is holding, fam? 799 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,345 I don't give a shit what you're holding, 800 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:20,650 you dumb fuck. 801 00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,391 Trust me, you don't want it with me. 802 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:23,697 Listen, I'm gonna have to ask you 803 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:24,959 to sit over there, you know, fam. 804 00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:27,266 I fucking warned you. 805 00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:30,008 - What the fuck? - What the fuck is wrong with you? Shoot the brother! 806 00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,444 Listen, I'll shoot you you know, fam. 807 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:33,359 I swear I'll shoot you, cuz. 808 00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:39,191 Blud, you're lucky you're holding that strap. 809 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:41,497 But just remember, I've seen your face and them. 810 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:45,675 You fucked up, bruv. 811 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,548 I will come back and I will catch you 812 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:50,506 and your whole fucking family. 813 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,422 - Now, ask about me. - What? 814 00:33:53,509 --> 00:33:55,381 Are you mad? I don't give a shit who you are. 815 00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:59,254 All I'm saying is... keep pointing that gun at me 816 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:02,692 and I will shove it up your fucking batty crease! 817 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:05,173 What? Ain't no one shoving nothing up my bumbum-hole, cuz. 818 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:06,740 I'll smash your head through that fucking window. 819 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:09,351 - You should allow it, fam. - Fuck that! Man's a badman out here, G. 820 00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,527 Yeah? Think you're a badman, yeah? 821 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:12,876 Go on then, shoot me. 822 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,617 Listen, they don't call me "Bipolar Boy" 823 00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:16,924 for nothing, you know. I'm a fuckin' madman, G! 824 00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:19,231 Now, sit the fuck down before I disable your legs, cuzzy! 825 00:34:19,318 --> 00:34:22,060 Yeah? Is that right, yeah? Fucking shoot me then! 826 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:23,452 Shoot the pagan! Pap-pap! 827 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:24,975 - Goldeneye ting! - Seriously, you should allow it, fam. 828 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,673 - I'll shoot you, cuz. - Fucking shoot me! 829 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,109 What do I do, fam? What do I do? 830 00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:29,850 - Shoot him! - I'll shoot you, fam. 831 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,112 Fucking shoot me! Riko, shoot! 832 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:33,854 Come on! Do it! Fucking shoot me! Shoot him. 833 00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:44,038 Yo, fam, are you all right? I-- I was just joking, man. 834 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,431 The-- The gun ain't even loaded, cuz. 835 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,521 What the fuck did you do, fam? You fucking killed him. 836 00:34:48,651 --> 00:34:51,263 Nah, man. We were just chatting and I-- I dunno what-- 837 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:52,655 I think he's just having a nap or something. 838 00:34:53,787 --> 00:34:55,397 He looks dead to me, cuz. 839 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,966 Um... So, that's attempted armed robbery and murder, 840 00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:01,055 so just so you know you're looking at 30 years plus, 841 00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:02,796 for the both of you, so... 842 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:05,494 - Now wait, hold on. - Fam, you know who that is, innit? 843 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,801 That's Leo DeMarco from Skengville, fam. 844 00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,412 I can't believe you just duppied him like that. 845 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,414 You're fucking sick, fam. 846 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:16,070 Wait, what? That's Leo DeMarco? Yeah, cuz. 847 00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:18,899 You're on that madman smoke, innit? No long ting. 848 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,814 Man just run up in there backed off the bally, 849 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,555 robbed the dance! Killed off Leo! 850 00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:24,861 You're on some fucking Rambo shit, G! 851 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,386 Nah, you're fucking nang! What was your man's names again? 852 00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:30,389 Riko and Kane, G.What the fuck, man? 853 00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:32,521 - Stop telling everyone our names! - Nah, man's cool, G. 854 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,480 Man does fulltime road too. I was actually gonna rob 855 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:35,872 this place as well, but you know. 856 00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:38,092 Bruv, this ain't no fucking meet and greet, G. 857 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,746 All right, listen. Come, we kick man. 858 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,661 Boydem are gonna be here any minute. We need to go. 859 00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:45,882 Wait, after all that you lot don't even want the money now? 860 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,930 Riko and Kane. 861 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:52,019 Gang, gang. 862 00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:55,109 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 863 00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:58,286 Ian, Bill. 864 00:35:58,504 --> 00:36:02,029 Excuse me... can you not do that? 865 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,162 You need a hand with that, love? 866 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:08,557 Fucking tosser. 867 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:11,299 Think she needs a big, wide one up her arse. 868 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:12,692 Lighten her load a little. 869 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,216 Do you see who that dark fella was? 870 00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,523 Ian... Bill. 871 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,656 Willy Wanker William! 872 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:23,050 - Oi-oi! - It's just William, okay? 873 00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:25,966 No "Willy," no "Wanker," just William. 874 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:28,316 Okay, "No Willy William." 875 00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:31,580 I'll make another complaint, you know. I will. I will do it! 876 00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:33,147 All right, ackee breath! 877 00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:36,411 Very sensitive, you lot, ain't ya? Eh? 878 00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:39,675 Always complaining about something. 879 00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,677 Ian, I'm gonna go inside and do the camera checks. 880 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,071 No need, Bill. I checked them already. 881 00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:46,029 They went down at 12:42. 882 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,683 They're still struggling to get them back on. 883 00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:50,120 An outside interference, it seems. 884 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:51,992 I must go now. 885 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:53,907 There are crimes taking place 886 00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:56,083 and as always, I must solve them. 887 00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:58,825 Excuse me, thank you. 888 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,048 I smell fishy fanny here, Billy. 889 00:37:05,179 --> 00:37:06,136 What, mate? 890 00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,182 I may not be an expert on these things 891 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,532 but I bet my left arse cheek 892 00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,447 on this having something to do with Shotti! 893 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:15,233 I'm telling ya, mate, if we want to start winning 894 00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:18,975 all we've gotta do is catch the pricks who did this. 895 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:21,978 If we solve this, they've gotta start giving us 896 00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:24,372 guns or at least some new tasers. 897 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,120 Do you think feds are gonna catch man, fam? 898 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,862 I don't wanna go jail. I can't go jail. 899 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:39,518 Thirty-five years, nah, man. Man's all small and all that. 900 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,084 It'll be peak for me in the showers, bro. 901 00:37:41,171 --> 00:37:42,695 - I'll get raped. - Probably, fam. 902 00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:44,914 But it's cool. You're a roadman, innit? 903 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:46,829 Top gully badman, you get me? 904 00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,223 All roadmen have to go prison sometime, fam. 905 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:52,966 Tupac, 50 Cent, Giggs, Nelson Mandela. 906 00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:55,273 It'll make you more certi on the roads, ya get me? 907 00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:00,756 Where the bumbaclartings are you fuckboys, huh? 908 00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:03,411 You bloody fuck-fucks! Don't fuck me, I fuck you! 909 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:06,719 Oh, this is peak, man. Man ain't got no P. 910 00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:08,242 We got Bombay Patel on our backs. 911 00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,418 The robbery went wrong. Man all killed Leo by accident. 912 00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:12,986 Man's looking at jail. I feel to cry, fam. Real talk. 913 00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,380 I should've worn my woolly hat, innit? 914 00:38:15,684 --> 00:38:18,034 - It's kinda cold. - Yeah, I guess so. 915 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,914 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, listen ♪ 916 00:38:28,088 --> 00:38:30,569 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, hard ♪ 917 00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:33,441 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, listen ♪ 918 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:36,183 ♪ Guns and pork Guns and pork, hard ♪ 919 00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,967 Hey, come on! 920 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,708 - Come on. - Run that, run that. 921 00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:42,232 Growing pains, - you'll be all right. - The circle of life and that. 922 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:43,843 - But you're nearly 40! Oi, shut up! 923 00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:47,890 What you man saying? What you man telling me? 924 00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:51,546 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 925 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,331 I beg you don't rob my creps again, fam. 926 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:56,029 Nah, it's cool, man. Man heard about what you man done still. 927 00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,031 Ah, no, that video on Linkup, that was just a little joke ting 928 00:38:58,118 --> 00:38:59,032 that we tried out, innit? 929 00:38:59,554 --> 00:39:01,164 Nah, man's talking about you man murking Leo, fam. 930 00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:02,601 No, that was just an acc--What you saying? 931 00:39:02,731 --> 00:39:04,559 - You man not on this ting, yeah? - It weren't even like that. 932 00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:05,865 You know what man are calling you on the roads? 933 00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,823 Man are calling you Rambo Riko, fam. 934 00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:10,260 - Rambo Riko? - How did you do it, G? 935 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,958 Big man, I'm hearing my man can't die, fam. 936 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,743 I'm hearing 28 lives, some black magic obia settings, fam. 937 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,441 On the real, fam, how'd you kill him? 938 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:17,746 See, that's the thing, we didn't actually-- 939 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,619 What my boy's trying to say is of course we murked him, fam. 940 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:24,840 Fuck a obia ting, fam. I am Mr. Obia. Mr. Black Magic. 941 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,973 I done anyone's dance, you get me? 942 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,150 Hold on, you didn't even do--All right, easy, easy, easy. 943 00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:31,673 Man don't talk too much. You get me? 944 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,848 Oi! You the man? 945 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,112 All right, run that photo. Your phone. Let's go, let's go! 946 00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:37,462 All right, line up, line up! 947 00:39:37,549 --> 00:39:38,811 There you go, let me get the limelight, 948 00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:40,290 let me get the main ting, there we go. 949 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,162 - You man in the shot, yeah? - You man in the shot, yeah? 950 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:43,337 Nice, nice, nice. 951 00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:44,817 Aye, on three, "Riko," fam. 952 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,036 - Riko! Rams! 953 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,255 Riko! 954 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,387 Let me see that, fam. 955 00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,564 Oh, my God, yeah, this is hard. 956 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:54,130 Hey, what price plan you on, fam? 957 00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,829 All right, listen! You man roll safe, you know. 958 00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:59,135 Man hear Leo's brother's looking for you man still. 959 00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:02,008 - What? - Yeah, boy, when he finds out he's gonna go mental. 960 00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:03,183 His brother's a fruitcake. 961 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:06,229 Who's Leo's brother though, fam? 962 00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:08,928 Who's on the greeze? 963 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,756 - Tyreese. Tyreese 964 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,671 Who's got da Ps? 965 00:40:12,758 --> 00:40:14,368 Tyreese. 966 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:15,848 Grape! 967 00:40:19,591 --> 00:40:22,420 Zoop-zoop, 2-1, fam. In your face, cuz! 968 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:24,900 In your face, fam! 969 00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:27,599 Man was just distracted, innit? About zoop-zoop! 970 00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,210 Give me the fucking control pad, rudeboy. 971 00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:33,996 See that goal? 972 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,303 Standard procedures. Next hype, two all! 973 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:39,393 What you saying now, huh? Exactly! You fucking speng! 974 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:42,004 - This is my game, G. My game. - You all right, Tamara? 975 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,136 Yeah, I'm cool. 976 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,486 Don't be talking to no boys, lickle sketbag donkey head. 977 00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,053 Fucking mongoose! 978 00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:48,881 Oi, why the fuck you asking my sister 979 00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:51,579 if she's all right for, fam? You trying to move to her, blud? 980 00:40:51,666 --> 00:40:52,885 - No. - You trying to press her out, blud? 981 00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,061 Trying to chirps her up, cuz? Is that what you trying to do? 982 00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:57,237 You must want man to confiscate your legs, rudeboy. 983 00:40:57,367 --> 00:40:59,021 Sorry, T-man, didn't mean no disrespect, fam. 984 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:00,806 I was just... Damn fucking right. 985 00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:03,025 Standard procedures about, "Are you all right?" 986 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,332 What, you wanna end up like my guy, with a black eye? 987 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:08,378 Rah, that all rhymes and that. Man's so intelligent out here. 988 00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:09,554 How do I do this? 989 00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:10,946 Anyway, fuck about again, 990 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,035 you get a straight Chinese burn to the throat. 991 00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,820 Rah, you're such a weirdo. 992 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,125 Your mum's a fucking weirdo 993 00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:18,040 and blatantly sucks dick at the back of the 253 bus. 994 00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:20,652 So, go suck your mum, you butters sket! 995 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:23,132 That's your sister, bro, that's your mum too. 996 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:26,701 Step-sister, dickhead! I don't care. I don't care, fam. 997 00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:29,399 I don't care about anyone. That's how naughty-waughty I am. 998 00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:33,229 Yo, T... You got a sec? Man needs to chat to you still. 999 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,145 It's about your brother, fam. 1000 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:39,409 - Something's happened. - What you talking about, blud? 1001 00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:41,977 What you mean something's happened? 1002 00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:46,242 Fam! What the fuck happened? 1003 00:41:46,852 --> 00:41:47,983 You'’re making man get butterflies 1004 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:49,028 in my belly-tummy, man. 1005 00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:50,943 Man's hearing he's in hospital, blud. 1006 00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:53,336 I think someone run up on him, fam. 1007 00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:56,514 Word on the road is some brother called Riko did it. 1008 00:41:57,384 --> 00:41:58,690 Wiko? 1009 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:02,345 Who the fuck is fucking Wiko? Oi, Jay. 1010 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,522 Does he roll with Shotti? Is he one of Shotti's boys? 1011 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,047 - I-- I dunno, bro. - Try move to my brother, yeah? 1012 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,441 My bloodline! My brother, you know. 1013 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:16,969 Rah, what happened? 1014 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,492 Slapanory Time! 1015 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:19,624 Shut your gums, rudeboy! 1016 00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:20,973 Man's speaking out here. 1017 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:22,757 Don't insult man's superior intellect. 1018 00:42:22,888 --> 00:42:25,586 As a sideman, you only speak when you're spoken to. 1019 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:27,588 You fucking coleslaw-face. 1020 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,678 Man's gonna fuck this Wiko yute inside out. 1021 00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,638 Wiko and his family and his mandem. 1022 00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:35,640 Man's gonna fuck his fucking neighbors, blud. 1023 00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,380 Try touch my boy, you know? 1024 00:42:37,685 --> 00:42:40,949 This Wiko pussy boy must think he's Captain Planet. 1025 00:42:41,036 --> 00:42:43,082 Well, he's not. I'm Captain Planet. 1026 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:46,215 ♪ Captain Planet, he's a hero ♪ 1027 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:48,653 ♪ He's gonna take pollution Down to zero ♪ 1028 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,742 And you know what? I know say it's got something to do 1029 00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:53,266 with that pussio, Shotti. Fucking dickhead! 1030 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,833 About touch my bro. 1031 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:57,705 Right, I want all you mans to hit the woads 1032 00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,054 and find this Wiko yute. 1033 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:01,666 I wanna know where he resides, where he sleeps, 1034 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:02,884 where he buys his weed. 1035 00:43:03,058 --> 00:43:05,147 What color socks he wears, what size they are. 1036 00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:08,150 I wanna know everything! Every thing! 1037 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:13,329 This is big fucking wars on the woadside, fam! 1038 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,896 I'm sure his brother will understand though 1039 00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:17,464 - it was an accident, right? - Bruv, fuck all of that, man. 1040 00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,466 The roads think we killed Leo, bro. 1041 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,468 Man's got to run with that narrative, bruv. 1042 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,123 Man's been waiting for this moment my whole life. 1043 00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:27,039 It's like we've finally been verified as bad boys, cuz. 1044 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,737 You can't fuck this up, man. I'm begging you, bruv. 1045 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,434 You gotta be more gassed. 1046 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,828 You're a killer now. He-Man ting. 1047 00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:39,181 By the power of Grayskull, you are "Murder Man Reeks." 1048 00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:41,836 "Murder Man Reeks"? I fucking like it, fam. 1049 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,056 It gets my bipolar popping, cuz, I can't even lie. 1050 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:46,624 What about Rambo Riko? My guy was saying it earlier. 1051 00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:48,321 'Cause I do think of myself a bit, you know, 1052 00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:49,496 a bit Ramboish, cuz. 1053 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:50,976 I like that! 1054 00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,151 I like that. 1055 00:43:52,325 --> 00:43:53,892 Rambo Riko! Rambo Riko, whoa! 1056 00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:55,371 Rambo Riko up in here! 1057 00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:56,677 You man Riko and Kane, yeah? 1058 00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:59,419 Yeah, that's right, bro. 1059 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:00,855 Riko and Kane. 1060 00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:02,596 - That's Riko. - That's Kane. 1061 00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,032 Riko and Kane. 1062 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:06,513 Get in the car, fam. Shotti wants to see you. 1063 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:09,255 Shotti? 1064 00:44:13,128 --> 00:44:16,218 ♪ Man don't talk, man rob Run up in the trap like boss ♪ 1065 00:44:16,305 --> 00:44:17,742 ♪ Weh di money Deh food affi nyam ♪ 1066 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:19,569 ♪ Yuh, tek weh Yuh arm pon deh 'chete ♪ 1067 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,093 ♪ Before it get chop ♪ 1068 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:23,661 ♪ Bumbaclat ya a eediat Ya a eediat ♪ 1069 00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:27,447 ♪ Don't bother try run, yuh Man don't talk, man rob ♪ 1070 00:44:28,404 --> 00:44:30,798 ♪ Run up in the trap like boss Weh di money deh food... ♪ 1071 00:44:31,538 --> 00:44:33,192 So, you man are Riko and Kane, yeah? 1072 00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:35,760 - Yeah, bro. Riko and Kane. - Riko and Kane. 1073 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:37,675 That's Riko. - That's Kane. 1074 00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:38,937 Riko and Kane. 1075 00:44:39,154 --> 00:44:43,550 Riko... 1076 00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:46,379 So, Dwayne tells me you're the guy that killed Leo. 1077 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,382 Um... Yeah, that's right, bro. 1078 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:52,167 So, how you kill him? 1079 00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:55,388 Do you know what it was, my guy? 1080 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:56,650 Man's robbing a bank, innit, 1081 00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:58,043 and you got my man whatever his name is. 1082 00:44:58,217 --> 00:45:00,088 He's all up on the wall trying to flex all sexy and that 1083 00:45:00,175 --> 00:45:01,437 like he's on some catalogue ting 1084 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,787 and I'm trying to tell my guy, innit 1085 00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:04,049 "Get down on your fucking knees!" 1086 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:06,529 But he's not listening and because of a certain someone 1087 00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:08,140 man's only got one gun but it's cool, 1088 00:45:08,227 --> 00:45:09,489 so I back out the ting, yeah, 1089 00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:10,882 and he starts saying that he's gonna punch me 1090 00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:11,883 through the fucking wall 1091 00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:13,232 and shove a strap up my bumbum-hole! 1092 00:45:13,362 --> 00:45:15,147 And I said, "Nah, cuz, are you mad?" 1093 00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:16,844 "No one's shoving no strap up my batty crease!" 1094 00:45:16,931 --> 00:45:17,932 And then, yeah. 1095 00:45:23,242 --> 00:45:24,330 And then what? 1096 00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:27,855 Um... Then man dropped him. 1097 00:45:27,942 --> 00:45:29,204 No long ting. You get me? 1098 00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,554 If man comes in our way, we take 'em out. 1099 00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:34,688 Riko and Kane. Bang, bang. All day, midday. 1100 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,083 Man said, "All day, midday". I love that. 1101 00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:41,695 - Come on, fam, we does this. - I'm not gonna lie, we do, fam. 1102 00:45:42,478 --> 00:45:44,959 Wh... Where you man from? Cah... 1103 00:45:45,438 --> 00:45:47,005 Man ain't really heard of you man before. 1104 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,616 Skengville estate, cuz. Originally from Goonbred though. 1105 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,444 Same way, roadman since birth. Ya get me? 1106 00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:55,143 Click-clack! HM pizzle. Bang, bang everywhere gang. 1107 00:45:55,274 --> 00:45:56,536 We do this, cuz. 1108 00:45:56,797 --> 00:45:59,060 These man are mad, you know. 1109 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:01,454 But I like mad. You get me? 1110 00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,891 See? I told you I could find these man. 1111 00:46:04,022 --> 00:46:05,458 Shut up, Dwayne. 1112 00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,503 Go and bag the food with the youngers. 1113 00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:09,331 It's just like banter, we have a little... 1114 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:11,290 So, what you saying, mandem? 1115 00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:16,512 Let man put you on, innit? Come run with me. M Gang ting. 1116 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:20,865 Money and murder, cuz. Gs! Murkers are us! 1117 00:46:20,952 --> 00:46:23,519 Yeah, murkers are us, G. 1118 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:25,870 I swear I see you man on that Linkup video ting though. 1119 00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:27,654 What? You got the wrong people, fam. 1120 00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:29,830 You get me? We don't do no Linkup videos. 1121 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:32,485 - We keep things mystic out here. - That's right, Mystic FM, G. 1122 00:46:32,572 --> 00:46:33,921 About Linkup videos. 1123 00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:35,836 Nah, he definitely looked like you man. 1124 00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:37,098 No, they weren'’t us, all right? 1125 00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:38,970 Hey, Shotti, wagwan for your boy, cuz? 1126 00:46:39,057 --> 00:46:40,710 We need some goddamn respect out here. 1127 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,103 We are some trained killers. 1128 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:44,584 I am an African giant and I will burn 1129 00:46:44,714 --> 00:46:47,413 a boy out here, cuz. I furthermore shoot him, cuz. 1130 00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:48,414 Hasn't reached that level. 1131 00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:50,503 - Rambo Riko, shoot him! - What, now? 1132 00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:51,852 - Yeah, yeah. - No, no, no. 1133 00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:53,549 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fuck it. 1134 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,637 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1135 00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,465 Whoa! 1136 00:46:56,552 --> 00:46:58,685 That's what I'm saying, cuz. Rambo Riko up in here. 1137 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,556 I'll shoot him again you know, fam. Shall I shoot him again? 1138 00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:02,123 Chill, chill, chill!'Cause you know I would, innit? 1139 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,169 You shoot me! 1140 00:47:04,256 --> 00:47:07,172 My God will not forgive you, you demonic bastard! You... 1141 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,608 No, no, no... 1142 00:47:08,695 --> 00:47:10,784 Fuck that, you man are gonna fuck up my sofa. 1143 00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:17,008 Sorry, Shotti, man. Man's got mental health issues, innit. 1144 00:47:17,095 --> 00:47:18,139 Mental health awareness and all that, 1145 00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,749 so I thought I'd let you know. You get me? 1146 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,273 So, what you saying? 1147 00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:24,667 You man wanna jump on the wave, yeah? 1148 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,106 Man will put bread in your pockets, fam. 1149 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,978 I just need them young Gs that are on it. 1150 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,807 I need them madman shooters, you get me? 1151 00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:36,157 - Course, fam. - Yeah, man's fully on that, G. 1152 00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:39,639 That's what I'm talking about. Oi, hear what. 1153 00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:41,771 You man smoke weed, yeah? 1154 00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:44,296 Oh, yeah, bro, man definitely does, cuz. 1155 00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:48,909 Oi, Dwayne. Get my man a loud pack, yeah? 1156 00:47:50,389 --> 00:47:51,390 Hold this, yeah. 1157 00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:54,219 This is my chain. 1158 00:47:55,046 --> 00:47:56,525 Ain't nobody fucking with you 1159 00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:59,006 when you got this round your neck. You hear me? 1160 00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:01,922 Oh, he looks sick, fam. Here. 1161 00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:04,751 Proper Cali, cuz. 1162 00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:06,535 Gelato ting, peng. 1163 00:48:07,145 --> 00:48:08,929 I need you man do a quick little run for me, yeah? 1164 00:48:09,190 --> 00:48:13,107 Lose this bag, 1165 00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:15,066 or what's meant to come back to me... 1166 00:48:16,284 --> 00:48:18,460 and you ain't gonna have no neck to put no chain on, fam. 1167 00:48:18,547 --> 00:48:19,635 You get me? 1168 00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:25,641 Dwayne, anything they need, yeah? 1169 00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:26,904 And take the Porsche. 1170 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:28,514 And someone come clean this place up 1171 00:48:28,601 --> 00:48:31,256 - before my mum walks in! - Come, we hit the roads, mandem. 1172 00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,475 ♪ It's Riko and Kane, fam ♪ 1173 00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:36,826 ♪ We're in the game, fam You know our names, fam! ♪ 1174 00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:40,134 ♪ We bring the pain, fam! You know our names, fam ♪ 1175 00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:43,398 I'm telling you, Billy, 1176 00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,618 those two are the contract killers. 1177 00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:47,228 Are you sure about that, Ian? 1178 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:50,144 I mean, they don't look like your usual contract killer type. 1179 00:48:50,231 --> 00:48:52,190 They're fucking Black boys, ain't they? 1180 00:48:52,538 --> 00:48:56,672 They behave... all, you know... Black! 1181 00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:58,196 That one's not even Black though! 1182 00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:00,111 He is. All right, his skin isn't. 1183 00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:03,505 But I'm tellin' ya. He's got that look, ain't he? 1184 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:05,812 What look? I dunno! 1185 00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,901 All that urban malarky. 1186 00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:11,470 That "wagwan famalam, innit" look. 1187 00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:14,647 All that cocoa butter goes to their heads, don't it? 1188 00:49:14,864 --> 00:49:16,127 I don't get it, mate. 1189 00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:18,303 What the fuck goes on in that head of yours? 1190 00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:22,133 Why have you always gotta talk like this? 1191 00:49:24,265 --> 00:49:25,788 I... I... I... 1192 00:49:25,919 --> 00:49:27,616 I don't want to talk about it, all right? 1193 00:49:28,661 --> 00:49:32,186 - So, what now then? - We wait, follow them 1194 00:49:32,404 --> 00:49:35,102 and gather as much information as we can 1195 00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:38,758 and then we pounce like a fucking puma. 1196 00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:41,630 ♪ Move! ♪ What? ♪ 1197 00:49:44,677 --> 00:49:47,332 ♪ Move! ♪ Money, house, paper, gas 1198 00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,769 ♪ Look down 'pon mi shoe A alligator ♪ ♪ Get up and move ♪ 1199 00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:53,294 ♪ Ah weh mi live Skyscraper, if yuh no like mi ♪ 1200 00:49:53,468 --> 00:49:54,992 ♪ Yuh must be a hater ♪ Mad ♪ 1201 00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:56,776 ♪ Anyting dem Wah mi do dem haffi pay for ♪ 1202 00:49:56,906 --> 00:49:57,907 ♪ Fi count my money ♪ 1203 00:49:58,299 --> 00:49:59,735 ♪ Gon' need calculator ♪ Get up and move ♪ 1204 00:49:59,909 --> 00:50:04,305 ♪ Any weh mi step undertaker 911 dem haffi calla operator ♪ 1205 00:50:04,479 --> 00:50:07,395 ♪ Get up an move, dash weh dat Money tie up inna bank ♪ 1206 00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:09,223 ♪ But a nuff cash wi stack ♪ Get up and move ♪ 1207 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:10,268 ♪ Money haffi flip ♪ 1208 00:50:10,703 --> 00:50:13,401 ♪ Acrobat Cyaan step 'Pon mi 'cah mi a nuh doormat ♪ 1209 00:50:13,575 --> 00:50:16,013 ♪ Mad Man a dead over mi body And mi pretty features ♪ 1210 00:50:16,143 --> 00:50:18,276 ♪ Tell mi seh him 'av a girl Mi tell him, "Delete dat" ♪ 1211 00:50:18,363 --> 00:50:20,365 ♪ Anyweh yuh deh mi Deh mi eva ready wid di gang ♪ 1212 00:50:20,452 --> 00:50:22,845 ♪ Dutchavelli with the semi Dus ik weet niet wat je denkt ♪ 1213 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,325 ♪ Wat je denkt... ♪ 1214 00:50:27,415 --> 00:50:28,938 ♪ Hey 1215 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:35,945 ♪ The very first time That I saw your brown eyes ♪ 1216 00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:39,471 ♪ Your lips said hello And I said hi ♪ 1217 00:50:39,688 --> 00:50:43,910 ♪ I knew right then You were the one ♪ 1218 00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,914 Hello. What? 1219 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,698 Calm down, let me have a word-- 1220 00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:51,222 Ugh! 1221 00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,528 Chill, chill, chill. - What you doing, bruv? 1222 00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:55,530 - Stop! - Hey, what you doing, fam? 1223 00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,054 Who the fuck are you, fam? 1224 00:50:57,315 --> 00:50:58,229 Don't worry about who I am. 1225 00:50:58,316 --> 00:50:59,360 Leave the pretty girl alone, innit? 1226 00:50:59,447 --> 00:51:01,232 Look, it's fine. - No, it's not fine. 1227 00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:02,972 Man's moving like he's Harvey Weinstein out here. 1228 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:04,409 Harvey Weinstein, what? 1229 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:05,801 You know who the fuck you're talking to? 1230 00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:09,109 Do you know who the fuck I am? It's man like Melvin. 1231 00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,546 Man ought to punch you in your face. 1232 00:51:11,807 --> 00:51:13,113 Yeah? 1233 00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:15,159 ♪ I put your lights out quicker Than switch ♪ 1234 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:17,074 ♪ Cause I'’m sick Of your face in shit ♪ 1235 00:51:25,604 --> 00:51:27,127 Kane! 1236 00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:28,476 Kane! 1237 00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:30,391 Kane! 1238 00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:34,134 Uh... Allow it, man! 1239 00:51:56,939 --> 00:51:58,854 ♪ Lacking progress No direction, no connection ♪ 1240 00:51:59,028 --> 00:52:01,509 ♪ You should know better You should know pressure ♪ 1241 00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:09,561 Hi, my name's Riko. 1242 00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:12,085 I hope you don't mind me saying but you are beautiful. 1243 00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:14,392 ♪ Yeah, lights out ♪ 1244 00:52:14,479 --> 00:52:15,436 Hold on. 1245 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:18,874 ♪ Lights out, lights out ♪ 1246 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:23,357 ♪ All I see is lies I don't wanna hear you ♪ 1247 00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:32,497 Wait, wait--Hadouken! 1248 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:35,761 ♪ We don't hear no more Stay over there ♪ 1249 00:52:35,848 --> 00:52:39,199 ♪ We don't want you over here Stay over there ♪ 1250 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,461 ♪ We don't want you... ♪ 1251 00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:46,163 ♪ We don't want you over here Stay over there ♪ 1252 00:52:46,728 --> 00:52:48,730 Riko! Riko! 1253 00:52:49,078 --> 00:52:51,472 ♪ Lights out, lights out ♪ 1254 00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:54,388 ♪ Lights out ♪ 1255 00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:56,216 ♪ Lights out ♪ 1256 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:12,276 That's right! 1257 00:53:12,363 --> 00:53:14,234 Riko and Kane up in this bitch! 1258 00:53:14,365 --> 00:53:17,368 Man like a Black GI Joe! 1259 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:18,586 Pussy! 1260 00:53:19,108 --> 00:53:20,327 I didn't even get your name, you know. 1261 00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:21,981 It's Tamara. 1262 00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:23,678 Are you taking the mickey, rudeboy? 1263 00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:25,941 Are you really tryna draw a ting right now? 1264 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:28,205 This ain't a ting, fam. This is Tamara. 1265 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:29,467 You man, come. 1266 00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:31,512 We gotta kick. Come, man. We need to kick, fam. 1267 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:32,644 Take care, Tamara, yeah? 1268 00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:33,775 I hope you have a lovely evening. 1269 00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:49,661 Broski. 1270 00:53:50,488 --> 00:53:51,489 Look at you. 1271 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:53,708 Face all dry and that. 1272 00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:01,760 We was just about to take over, fam. 1273 00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:05,154 Do the mazzer on Shotti. Conquer the world. 1274 00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:08,810 From London to New York, you said. 1275 00:54:10,072 --> 00:54:13,554 Now look at you. Some fucking couch potato. 1276 00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:17,079 Wake up, man! I need you, man. 1277 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:19,081 I can't do this without you, bro! 1278 00:54:19,212 --> 00:54:21,301 It was me and you. It was us, remember? 1279 00:54:21,432 --> 00:54:24,348 Bromo gang, remember? Big bro, lickle bro! 1280 00:54:24,478 --> 00:54:26,306 - Big bro, lickle bro! - Hey, fam, I don't think-- 1281 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,440 Don't fucking touch me, man! Fucking mongoose! 1282 00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:35,054 Man has done a little wibbly-wobbly 1283 00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:36,403 one there still. 1284 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:38,100 Man was on a Lion King vibe, innit? 1285 00:54:38,187 --> 00:54:39,580 Mufasa ting, you know them ones. 1286 00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,889 But fuck all of that. 1287 00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:46,195 This ain't no fucking Disney Plus ting, fam. 1288 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,154 Man needs to get on my Scarface ting. 1289 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,982 Hunt down that cockroach, Wiko. 1290 00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:51,940 Who does he think he is, bro? 1291 00:54:52,071 --> 00:54:57,511 Touch my bro, ya na? My bro! No one touches my bro but me! 1292 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,121 Will you keep it down, please? 1293 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,340 There's some seriously ill people 1294 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:01,341 in here, trying to rest. 1295 00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,038 Shut your mouth, you butters horse-face donkey sket. 1296 00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:04,997 I'll dash you out the fucking window, you clown. 1297 00:55:05,171 --> 00:55:07,739 - Hey, fam, fuck her, man. - I would, fam. 1298 00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:09,958 Can't we just circle the block and find this Riko, innit? 1299 00:55:10,132 --> 00:55:11,308 Whore! 1300 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,137 So, where the fuck is this Wiko, huh? 1301 00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:16,922 Has anyone got any credentials on him? 1302 00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:20,012 Try touch my family, ya na! 1303 00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:23,798 Nah, this guy must be some kinda madman. 1304 00:55:24,233 --> 00:55:25,974 Uh, Blud, I think I'm in love. 1305 00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:29,021 Riko and Tamara, it's all got that Romeo and Juliet vibe. 1306 00:55:29,151 --> 00:55:31,110 - I lie, fam? - Tamara, fam? 1307 00:55:32,111 --> 00:55:33,591 Blud, that's Leo's stepsister. 1308 00:55:33,765 --> 00:55:36,594 Don't lie. She was peng though. I lie, fam? 1309 00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:37,943 Didn't you hear him, bruv? 1310 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:40,249 That's Leo's sister, bruv. Don't be ringing her, you know. 1311 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,642 Yeah, he actually said stepsister, fam. 1312 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,340 But yeah, I hear ya. 1313 00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:44,515 Did you smell her hair though, cuz? 1314 00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:46,255 I smelt it when I was standing close to her. 1315 00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:48,736 It all smelt like wild strawberries. 1316 00:55:48,954 --> 00:55:51,652 Man said wild strawberries. You're fucking sick. 1317 00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,480 Man's trying to draw down a dead man's sister 1318 00:55:53,611 --> 00:55:55,003 while smacking up bare man. 1319 00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:57,832 Rambo Riko! 1320 00:55:57,963 --> 00:56:00,008 I can't lie though. I've never seen nothing like it. 1321 00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:01,967 Maybe WrestleMania but never in real life. 1322 00:56:02,315 --> 00:56:03,403 Bad man ting, G. 1323 00:56:03,534 --> 00:56:05,274 Come on, fam, that's how we roll, G. 1324 00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:08,234 - Badder man for any badder man. - I dunno what happened. 1325 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,454 I just saw red and went all bipolar. 1326 00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:13,413 - You got bipolar, fam? - Yeah, bro. 1327 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:14,936 That's sick. 1328 00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:16,503 I want some of that bipolar shit too, fam. 1329 00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:18,636 No, cuz, you don't. Trust me. It's dead. 1330 00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:19,898 It's fucking long. 1331 00:56:20,028 --> 00:56:21,682 Certain times I feel like a madman. 1332 00:56:21,813 --> 00:56:23,641 Certain times you are a madman, fam. 1333 00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:25,251 Nothing wrong with being a little bit mad though, cuz. 1334 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,557 No, you don't understand. 1335 00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:28,689 Man have to take meds every day and shit. 1336 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:31,126 It's fucking dead, and sometimes... 1337 00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:33,128 I dunno, I... 1338 00:56:33,912 --> 00:56:35,870 I just feel kind of lost, if I'm being honest. 1339 00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:37,829 I feel your pain, bro. 1340 00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:40,614 - Man's autistic, innit? - Is it? 1341 00:56:40,745 --> 00:56:42,921 - Sick. - Yeah, man, so... 1342 00:56:43,312 --> 00:56:44,966 man say if you ever need to talk, innit. 1343 00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:47,360 Men should be able to talk about they problems more. 1344 00:56:48,056 --> 00:56:50,102 What the fuck, fam? 1345 00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:52,974 Man's got Jesus and Gandhi in the fucking whip. 1346 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,586 Bruv, fuck all this NHS special needs talk, bruv. 1347 00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:57,022 Come and get the bag 1348 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:59,546 give it to Shotti and park off, blud. I'm fuckin' hungry. 1349 00:57:00,068 --> 00:57:00,982 Where's the bag, fam? 1350 00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:02,462 - What bag, fam? - The bag, cuz. 1351 00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:03,985 What do you mean, "The bag, cuz"? 1352 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:05,639 No, no, I swear I gave it to you-- 1353 00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:07,293 No, you had the bag, fam. 1354 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,903 I had the bag and I said, "Kane, hold this." 1355 00:57:09,034 --> 00:57:10,775 Bruv, I don't remember you saying that, fam. 1356 00:57:10,905 --> 00:57:11,993 I definitely did though, cuz. 1357 00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:14,169 I 'member giving it to you like this, I was like this, cuz. 1358 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,128 How the fuck did you lose the bag, man? 1359 00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:17,782 - Look for it, blud. - No, it's not here, cuz. 1360 00:57:17,869 --> 00:57:18,783 We're gonna have to go back. 1361 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,045 We're gonna have to go back, cuz. 1362 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,309 Blud, man can't lose the bag. We definitely have to go back. 1363 00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,093 Fuck! 1364 00:57:25,224 --> 00:57:26,747 - Shit! - Shit. 1365 00:57:26,878 --> 00:57:28,270 It's RoboCop time, baby! 1366 00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:30,142 ♪ You might see me In the black Mustang, yeah ♪ 1367 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:31,273 ♪ No gang ♪ 1368 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,406 Go faster, man, faster! 1369 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:35,756 ♪ Or see me in the Maybach Laid back, With a thick ting ♪ 1370 00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:37,802 Put your foot down, Billy! 1371 00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:39,020 Can't fuckin' see 'em. 1372 00:57:39,107 --> 00:57:40,326 ♪ You might see me with Sabi ♪ 1373 00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:42,110 ♪ In a Masi' and she got A big batty ♪ 1374 00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:43,590 ♪ Too flashy, too flashy ♪ 1375 00:57:43,677 --> 00:57:45,331 ♪ Ride more back seat Than a black cabby ♪ 1376 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,681 ♪ Might see me in a black Audi Just 'llow me, yeah ♪ 1377 00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:50,336 ♪ With my gang, full rowdy Beg you gimme space ♪ 1378 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:58,257 Where are you two pussyclartings? Huh? 1379 00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:02,435 ♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom Vroom ♪ 1380 00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:04,176 ♪ In a way vroom ♪ 1381 00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:06,265 ♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom Vroom ♪ 1382 00:58:06,657 --> 00:58:09,355 ♪ Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom Vroom ♪ 1383 00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:58,360 - Bruv, where's Dwayne? - Ain't nobody got time for that! 1384 00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:02,582 Hey, Riko! 1385 00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:03,888 Kane! 1386 00:59:06,064 --> 00:59:07,195 Shit, 1387 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:08,675 I can smell petrol, bro, come on! 1388 00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:09,937 Bruv, I can't get out! 1389 00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:11,025 Don't worry, I've got you, bro. 1390 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,461 Foot's stuck, help. 1391 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:15,856 Help me. 1392 00:59:15,987 --> 00:59:18,816 Riko... 1393 00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:21,035 Come on. 1394 00:59:42,404 --> 00:59:43,971 Oh, for fuck's sake. Split up! 1395 00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:50,282 Come here, you little shit! 1396 00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:57,855 ♪ Yo You don't want trouble COVID flow ♪ 1397 00:59:57,942 --> 00:59:59,030 ♪ Man ah buss man's bubble ♪ 1398 00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:00,684 ♪ These two hands Teach man about struggle ♪ 1399 01:00:00,771 --> 01:00:02,250 ♪ This beard don't respect man With stubble ♪ 1400 01:00:02,468 --> 01:00:04,513 ♪ Told you before Somebody's in trouble ♪ 1401 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,167 ♪ Arms out Man's not come here to cuddle ♪ 1402 01:00:06,254 --> 01:00:07,778 ♪ Rolling pass if I see A team huddle ♪ 1403 01:00:07,865 --> 01:00:09,431 ♪ Drive through man Like it's Blackwall tunnel ♪ 1404 01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:11,172 ♪ American cats are like "Rah, he's dope," yeah ♪ 1405 01:00:11,259 --> 01:00:12,696 ♪ Podcast man are like "Nah He's goat" ♪ 1406 01:00:12,913 --> 01:00:14,698 ♪ One man said I swing Like Ali Ali? ♪ 1407 01:00:14,828 --> 01:00:16,525 ♪ Nobody's had me on the ropes I'm cold ♪ 1408 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,831 ♪ Don't care about TV shows ♪ 1409 01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:19,703 ♪ New guy, black Tommy Before you saw a ghost ♪ 1410 01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,226 ♪ I ain't Wiley But if I wild at a show ♪ 1411 01:00:21,313 --> 01:00:22,967 ♪ Or do something risky And disappear from the soc' ♪ 1412 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:24,664 ♪ It's not a trend When I at these man ♪ 1413 01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:26,666 ♪ God, you better come And drag these man ♪ 1414 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:27,928 Oh, shit! 1415 01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:29,843 Hey! Come here! 1416 01:00:30,017 --> 01:00:31,889 ♪ I don't need no one To back me, fam, Rush who? ♪ 1417 01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:33,107 ♪ Better come and clap me, fam ♪ 1418 01:00:33,238 --> 01:00:34,805 ♪ Corona spread When I catch each man ♪ 1419 01:00:34,892 --> 01:00:36,589 ♪ It's jabs in the throat When I vaccine man ♪ 1420 01:00:36,676 --> 01:00:38,069 ♪ Forward slash P Money on Twitch ♪ 1421 01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:40,158 ♪ Don't be fooled 'cause I game And shit ♪ 1422 01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:41,986 ♪ Mention my son Are you taking the piss? ♪ 1423 01:00:42,595 --> 01:00:43,596 Fuck me! 1424 01:00:43,814 --> 01:00:45,250 ♪ After the last Time man got nicked ♪ 1425 01:00:45,337 --> 01:00:46,425 Fuck off! 1426 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:50,298 Come on, you two, get after him! 1427 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,650 ♪ Back up, came through big Like a 20 team ♪ 1428 01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:55,086 ♪ Man's got smoke For an offside trapper ♪ 1429 01:00:55,173 --> 01:00:56,261 What the fuck, man? 1430 01:00:56,435 --> 01:00:57,436 ♪ I'm a confident lacker ♪ 1431 01:00:57,697 --> 01:00:59,220 ♪ I'’m a Puma boy Nike owe me two tops ♪ 1432 01:00:59,307 --> 01:01:00,787 ♪ Don't make me put on Invincible swagger ♪ 1433 01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,180 ♪ I had a ting putting In work ♪ 1434 01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:04,095 ♪ Left wing politics means I've gotta Saka ♪ 1435 01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:05,836 ♪ No one ain't giving me passa ♪ 1436 01:01:06,097 --> 01:01:07,707 ♪ Peak for a man when I ask "What's the matter?" ♪ 1437 01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,274 ♪ Toe-punt man's head back To his gaffer ♪ 1438 01:01:09,448 --> 01:01:11,189 ♪ If we start the party You're going home mashup ♪ 1439 01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:19,458 Nice little doggie! 1440 01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:20,894 Nice little doggie! 1441 01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,380 You all right up there, mate? 1442 01:01:28,946 --> 01:01:31,426 Yeah. Just walkin' my dog, innit? 1443 01:01:39,521 --> 01:01:41,219 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1444 01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:43,961 - Usain Bolt? - Yeah, bro, you dickhead. 1445 01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:55,929 All right, shit-face? 1446 01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:58,932 You ain't so clever now, are ya? 1447 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,370 How long am I gonna be in here, man? 1448 01:02:04,851 --> 01:02:06,287 How long am I gonna be in here? 1449 01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:08,594 Fuck's sake! 1450 01:02:09,073 --> 01:02:10,291 I feel really hot in here! 1451 01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:14,818 Should've took my meds today, man. 1452 01:02:14,992 --> 01:02:15,949 I swear I'm buggin' out. 1453 01:02:16,123 --> 01:02:16,994 Fuck's sake. 1454 01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:18,517 How long am I gonna be in here? 1455 01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:20,475 Come on! I knew I should've took... 1456 01:02:20,649 --> 01:02:21,868 Kane! 1457 01:02:22,086 --> 01:02:23,870 I knew I shoulda took my meds today! 1458 01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:26,264 Freezin' in here! 1459 01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:27,308 I feel really hot in here! 1460 01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,919 I shoulda took my meds today, man. 1461 01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:29,963 Fuck's sake! 1462 01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:31,095 I'm buggin' out, man. 1463 01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:34,794 Kane! 1464 01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:36,491 Kane, man! Kane, you sleepin'? 1465 01:02:36,578 --> 01:02:38,058 I don't fuckin' feel right. 1466 01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:43,890 Yo, boss! 1467 01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:46,937 Can man get a cigarette, or a zoot or suttin'? 1468 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,768 I won't tell you again. Shut the fuck up! 1469 01:03:11,613 --> 01:03:12,571 Get up. 1470 01:03:13,224 --> 01:03:14,486 So, how do you know Shotti, then? 1471 01:03:14,573 --> 01:03:15,661 Shotti? 1472 01:03:16,009 --> 01:03:18,838 What the fuck is that? Some kind of potty you shit in? 1473 01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:19,926 Shotti? 1474 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:21,275 Yeah, I know him still. 1475 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,930 I must have fitted a kitchen for him once a few years back. 1476 01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:25,540 Yeah, nice guy. 1477 01:03:25,758 --> 01:03:26,715 Why didn't you stop the car? 1478 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:29,675 Car? What car? I weren't drivin' no car. 1479 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,242 I was just walkin' my dog, innit? 1480 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:32,678 To be honest, I can't even drive. 1481 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,289 Well, I did once, cause Kane got waved on some XIX Vodka. 1482 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:36,682 I had to drive him home but it was 1483 01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:38,031 just the one time still, I promise. 1484 01:03:39,772 --> 01:03:42,557 - Is this Shotti's chain? - No, that's my one, innit? 1485 01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:44,298 Like he's got one and I've got one. 1486 01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:45,734 So, like one each, innit? 1487 01:03:46,474 --> 01:03:48,128 What does "MGANG" stand for? 1488 01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:50,478 The "M" stands for motivation, meditation and music. 1489 01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:51,828 I must say, I've been getting 1490 01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:54,700 into a lot of yoga recently still. 1491 01:03:55,309 --> 01:03:58,399 Woosa. 1492 01:04:00,662 --> 01:04:02,360 Wagwan with all these questions, man? 1493 01:04:02,490 --> 01:04:04,318 Movin' like it's Mastermind or something? 1494 01:04:04,492 --> 01:04:06,016 Has Riko had his phone call yet? 1495 01:04:06,364 --> 01:04:08,105 'Cause you know when Riko has his phone call 1496 01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:09,584 we're out of here, you get me? 1497 01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:12,936 Man's got dat top boy Jewish solicitor. Whoo! 1498 01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:15,677 And when he's finished with you and you, 1499 01:04:15,808 --> 01:04:18,550 I'm expecting a full-blown apology letter. 1500 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:21,814 Ya get me? And that's some Mary had a curry goat, brother. 1501 01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,469 Hello, Tamara. 1502 01:04:24,599 --> 01:04:27,385 - Yeah, who's this? It's me, Riko. 1503 01:04:27,646 --> 01:04:29,256 I thought I'd just call and say hello. 1504 01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,605 It was really nice meeting you. 1505 01:04:30,736 --> 01:04:32,303 I wish I coulda stayed and spoke to you. 1506 01:04:32,433 --> 01:04:33,695 That was crazy what happened. 1507 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,262 I've never seen anything like it. 1508 01:04:35,393 --> 01:04:37,264 Yeah, that was a bit of a mad one. 1509 01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:39,440 It's just my stepdad used to try and hit my mum, innit, 1510 01:04:39,658 --> 01:04:40,920 so I'm totally against that shit. 1511 01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:42,313 When I saw that guy troubling you like that 1512 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,444 I dunno, it just... 1513 01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:44,881 It just brought out bad memories. 1514 01:04:45,055 --> 01:04:46,447 That guy was one of my brother's friends 1515 01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:49,450 and I actually fucking hate him, so thank you. 1516 01:04:49,537 --> 01:04:51,757 Oh, yeah, your brother... 1517 01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:53,977 That's why I wanted to call, innit? 1518 01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:55,892 It was... It was me, I was at the bank 1519 01:04:56,022 --> 01:04:58,329 and I killed your brother Leo, I did... I didn't mean to... 1520 01:04:58,416 --> 01:05:00,070 - it just happened all so quick. What? 1521 01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:01,941 - You didn't kill him. No, I did. 1522 01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:03,464 I dunno how. I think I've just got this power, 1523 01:05:03,595 --> 01:05:04,770 I felt it from young. 1524 01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:06,511 My brother had a heart attack. 1525 01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:09,166 Mm. He's had the condition ever since he was a kid. 1526 01:05:09,514 --> 01:05:11,820 - But he's awake now. - Wait, what? 1527 01:05:12,517 --> 01:05:15,520 Leo had a heart attack? So, it wasn't my fault? 1528 01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:17,130 No, it wasn't your fault, Riko. 1529 01:05:17,652 --> 01:05:18,915 Is that Riko? 1530 01:05:19,132 --> 01:05:21,308 Yeah. Oh. Hold on. He wants to talk to you. 1531 01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:24,921 Riko... 1532 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:28,925 I want to thank you, my brother. You saved my life, bro. 1533 01:05:29,142 --> 01:05:30,491 I've seen the light. 1534 01:05:31,101 --> 01:05:33,842 Thank you, my brother. 1535 01:05:34,191 --> 01:05:35,844 Look, Riko, I gotta go. 1536 01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:37,716 I gotta call my other stepbrother 1537 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:39,022 and let him know 1538 01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,111 and also, to tell him that it wasn't your fault. 1539 01:05:41,285 --> 01:05:42,373 Oh, yeah. Yeah, 1540 01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:44,114 if you could tell him that'd be decent still. 1541 01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:45,202 I will, Riko. 1542 01:05:45,376 --> 01:05:46,812 Well, look, I better go. 1543 01:05:46,986 --> 01:05:49,946 Be safe and I'll talk to you later. 1544 01:05:50,076 --> 01:05:51,948 All right. Bye, beautiful. 1545 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:55,908 That was Leo's sister. She said Leo had a heart attack. 1546 01:05:56,082 --> 01:05:58,519 - That means I didn't kill him! - Is that right, sunshine? 1547 01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:02,610 Well, you just wait right there and I'm gonna go check that out. 1548 01:06:02,741 --> 01:06:03,960 Gimme that fuckin' phone. 1549 01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:06,963 Come here! 1550 01:06:07,441 --> 01:06:10,096 Allow it, I ain't done nuffin! It was just a zoot, bro. 1551 01:06:10,314 --> 01:06:12,925 "Just a zoot," he says. If my calculations are correct 1552 01:06:13,186 --> 01:06:14,405 the last time I checked 1553 01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:17,060 cannabis was still an illegal substance. 1554 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,192 Please, bro, come on, man. I'm sorry, innit? 1555 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:21,151 Justice must be served! 1556 01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:24,763 Now get in the car. I am not going to ask you again. 1557 01:06:27,809 --> 01:06:31,683 I told you, get in the car! 1558 01:06:32,423 --> 01:06:33,641 Rah. 1559 01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:38,472 - Oi, is that Wiko, fam? - Fam, I don't think that's him. 1560 01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:39,734 You just ran over a fed. 1561 01:06:39,865 --> 01:06:41,388 So, what though? Is he Wiko? 1562 01:06:41,475 --> 01:06:43,129 Uh, I... I don't think so. 1563 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:44,478 How do you know, fam? 1564 01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:45,871 Do you know what Wiko looks like? 1565 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:46,959 Uh... Nah. 1566 01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:48,308 So, what the fuck are you doing 1567 01:06:48,569 --> 01:06:50,658 coming out the car telling me that this ain't Wiko, hm? 1568 01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:52,051 How do you know that information? 1569 01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,705 How do you know if this is Wiko or not? 1570 01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,750 He could all be a fed. Oi! 1571 01:06:56,273 --> 01:06:58,318 What the fuck are you lookin' at? Huh? 1572 01:06:58,405 --> 01:06:59,754 Are you Wiko? 1573 01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:01,191 Hey, Wiko! 1574 01:07:01,321 --> 01:07:02,931 He's gone mad, fam. 1575 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,020 He's lost it. 1576 01:07:04,150 --> 01:07:06,631 Wiko, you fuckin' lickle pussy boy! 1577 01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:10,069 Where are you? Huh? Where are you, little shitbag? 1578 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,159 You can wun but you can't hide! 1579 01:07:13,377 --> 01:07:16,119 Oh, my days! 1580 01:07:16,597 --> 01:07:17,946 It's the Murkle Man! 1581 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,513 ♪ Who is it? ♪ 1582 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,601 ♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪ 1583 01:07:20,819 --> 01:07:22,299 ♪ Never gonna flex Like Urkel man ♪ 1584 01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:23,909 ♪ Come to your ends And circle man ♪ 1585 01:07:24,605 --> 01:07:26,390 Murkle Man! 1586 01:07:26,564 --> 01:07:27,521 ♪ It's the murkle guy ♪ 1587 01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:29,175 ♪ Never gonna flex Like Urkel guy ♪ 1588 01:07:29,262 --> 01:07:30,829 ♪ Come to your ends And circle guy ♪ 1589 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:32,526 ♪ All for the green and purple ♪ 1590 01:07:32,874 --> 01:07:35,486 It's the Murkle Man! 1591 01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:38,750 Cuz, your timing is impeccable, rudeboy. 1592 01:07:39,011 --> 01:07:40,360 Proper superhero tings. 1593 01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:42,928 It's the Murkle Man. Seckle! 1594 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,277 I need your help, fam. 1595 01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:46,714 Please tell me you know who this Wiko is. 1596 01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:49,804 I need to know who he is and where he was at. 1597 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:51,980 Please, tell me you know this information, fam? 1598 01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:53,547 You might have to circle still. 1599 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,942 I see Riko, fam, he was all chillin' in Faces. 1600 01:07:57,421 --> 01:07:59,988 - What? Faces? - Yeah, fam. 1601 01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:01,686 And he was all chillin' with your sister. 1602 01:08:02,034 --> 01:08:03,253 Murkle! 1603 01:08:03,470 --> 01:08:06,430 I'm not gonna lie, fam, she was looking kinda neckle! 1604 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:10,086 Can you shut the fuck up? I'm tryna watch Gogglebox! 1605 01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:12,088 Suck your mum! 1606 01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:14,264 Murkle! 1607 01:08:14,568 --> 01:08:16,179 ♪ It's the Murkle Man ♪ 1608 01:08:16,309 --> 01:08:17,919 ♪ Never gonna flex Like Urkel man ♪ 1609 01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:19,486 ♪ Come to your ends And circle man ♪ 1610 01:08:19,573 --> 01:08:21,184 ♪ All for the green and purple Man ♪ 1611 01:08:21,358 --> 01:08:23,969 What the fuck? My sister, blud? 1612 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:26,580 Wiko is tryna chirps and press my sister, blud? 1613 01:08:26,885 --> 01:08:29,192 This dickhead must think that he's me, fam! 1614 01:08:29,366 --> 01:08:31,890 Wiko! You fucking lickle pussio! 1615 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,935 I'm coming for you! 1616 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:37,069 Fam, your sister just rang man and said that Leo's cool, bro. 1617 01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:40,028 He woke up, fam. He's alive and that. 1618 01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:43,075 - What? - Bruv, your brother's cool. 1619 01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:45,338 He's all saying he wants to talk to you. 1620 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:48,298 Cuz, I know I've got a huge brain and all that 1621 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,821 but all this information is too much 1622 01:08:49,951 --> 01:08:50,909 for my head top, fam. 1623 01:08:51,475 --> 01:08:53,346 Come like some Christmas special of Emmerdale Farm, fam! 1624 01:08:53,477 --> 01:08:56,610 Too much is going on to rasclart! 1625 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:01,876 Little bro. 1626 01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:06,490 I thought I'd lost you, big bro. 1627 01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:09,580 Never, family. Never. 1628 01:09:11,103 --> 01:09:12,104 T... 1629 01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:13,932 T!Hmm? 1630 01:09:14,933 --> 01:09:16,152 I gotta chat to you, innit? 1631 01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:21,983 All the badness and wickedness we do... 1632 01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:27,946 all the lengin' and drillin' we've done... 1633 01:09:30,949 --> 01:09:32,646 it's gotta stop, my bro. 1634 01:09:34,039 --> 01:09:35,301 It's all wrong. 1635 01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:38,913 We gotta stop with all this madness. 1636 01:09:40,045 --> 01:09:42,047 Man has seen the light, G. 1637 01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:43,614 Jesus! 1638 01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:47,183 He came to me, into my heart! 1639 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,924 What the fuck are you talkin' about, bro? 1640 01:09:50,229 --> 01:09:51,361 Trust me, bro... 1641 01:09:52,623 --> 01:09:53,580 I've seen the light. 1642 01:09:55,539 --> 01:09:57,018 I've been awoken. 1643 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:58,585 What light? 1644 01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:00,631 What the fuck are you talkin' about, bro? 1645 01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:03,721 It was probably this light, fam. 1646 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,723 What the fuck is this? 1647 01:10:06,158 --> 01:10:07,812 What the fuck have you been inhaling, bro? 1648 01:10:08,029 --> 01:10:09,030 Oi, Tamara, 1649 01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:12,599 - what the fuck is wrong with him? - Nothing, he's fine. 1650 01:10:12,817 --> 01:10:14,297 Even the doctor said he's fine. 1651 01:10:16,037 --> 01:10:20,041 Oi, and what the fuck are you doing sleeping with the enemeny! 1652 01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,870 What? What are you talking about? 1653 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,090 Tryna fuck that Wiko yute, yeah? 1654 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,658 I'm hearing you was all lipsin' him up and conversating wiv him. 1655 01:10:27,919 --> 01:10:31,792 Oi, big up Riko, cuz. A proper shepherd. 1656 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:35,100 I weren't lipsin' him. I just met him. 1657 01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:37,233 And he's cool, we were just chattin'. 1658 01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:40,801 Fucking hoebag! Imbeciles everywhere. 1659 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,455 What you sayin' then, bro? 1660 01:10:42,586 --> 01:10:44,544 Do you want man to keep looking for Riko, yeah? 1661 01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:47,025 Duh! Of course, fam. 1662 01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:49,332 What, are you dyslexic or something? 1663 01:10:49,419 --> 01:10:52,030 He tried touch my brother and now look at him. 1664 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,772 He's all gay and that! Nah, fam. 1665 01:10:55,033 --> 01:10:56,817 I'm gonna touch him up differently... 1666 01:10:57,557 --> 01:10:59,211 super violate ting. 1667 01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:01,953 He ain't even gonna see man comin'. 1668 01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:06,958 You're free to go, mate. 1669 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:09,961 - What? I'm allowed to go, yeah? - Yes, mate. 1670 01:11:11,179 --> 01:11:13,225 Just sign this and you're a free man. 1671 01:11:13,312 --> 01:11:15,662 - You got a pen at all? - Yeah. 1672 01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:20,188 - That's a nice pen, man. - Yeah, you can keep it. 1673 01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,451 You know, look. 1674 01:11:21,581 --> 01:11:23,104 You like flashy things, don't ya? 1675 01:11:23,235 --> 01:11:25,281 Eh? Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. 1676 01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:28,284 - Souvenir, go on. - Sick. Safe, fam. 1677 01:11:28,414 --> 01:11:29,937 Yeah, come on, Bill, let's go. 1678 01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:36,161 Man try and lock me up like some cage animal. 1679 01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,163 This ain't 12 Years a Slave, cuzzy. 1680 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,556 This is Sumotherhood. 1681 01:11:39,904 --> 01:11:41,166 Oh, fam... 1682 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:42,733 Pinky's been blowin' up man's phone. 1683 01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:46,650 - He's on to man differently. - Silly Billy wanna test moi. 1684 01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:48,739 Fuck that! Man's certi. 1685 01:11:48,826 --> 01:11:52,308 One call to the connect and bam! Man buss case. 1686 01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:53,352 Oh, no. 1687 01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:55,398 Man didn't even call Uncle Bernstein, you know. 1688 01:11:55,485 --> 01:11:56,616 I called Tamara still. 1689 01:11:56,747 --> 01:11:58,139 She said I didn't kill her brother, fam. 1690 01:11:58,226 --> 01:11:59,402 He's alive and it was an accident. 1691 01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:01,099 That means I can fall in love with Tamara after all. 1692 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:02,100 I lie, fam? 1693 01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:04,145 You used your phone call to call Tamara, blud? 1694 01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:06,670 Are you fucking crazy, cuz? 1695 01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:08,149 Are you not listening, fam? 1696 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,369 I told her what happened and she's cool with it, bro. 1697 01:12:10,891 --> 01:12:12,980 You a proper idiot, cuz. 1698 01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,678 Fuck. 1699 01:12:15,461 --> 01:12:18,290 Come we go link Shotti, man. Let's explain all this. 1700 01:12:18,421 --> 01:12:20,205 Where the fuck you man been? 1701 01:12:22,773 --> 01:12:25,210 Oh, cuz, man got into a lickle madness, innit? 1702 01:12:25,428 --> 01:12:26,472 Us man went to the club, 1703 01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:29,083 Dwayne spoke to security, us man went inside. 1704 01:12:29,214 --> 01:12:30,824 Then man see bare tings there, bro. 1705 01:12:30,955 --> 01:12:32,957 Then I see my man, innit, bussed him the P. 1706 01:12:33,044 --> 01:12:34,001 He gave man the food, 1707 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:36,047 was like "Rah, that's a lot of food." 1708 01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:38,005 Took that, then us man was dussing out 1709 01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:40,834 then I see the pengest ting, bro, like she was proper peng. 1710 01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:44,229 Fuck are you talking about, bruv? 1711 01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:45,752 Are you fucking high or suttin'? 1712 01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,580 Oh, nah, nah. Man only had two draw today still. 1713 01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:49,321 I'm just saying the ting was peng, bro. 1714 01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:50,801 Then man got into a little passa. 1715 01:12:50,888 --> 01:12:51,802 Us man were kicking out 1716 01:12:52,019 --> 01:12:53,151 and then boydem were on to us, innit? 1717 01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:54,152 Brother! 1718 01:12:55,153 --> 01:12:56,937 Where the fuck is my food? 1719 01:12:58,896 --> 01:13:00,506 Um... Uh, Shotti, cuz-- 1720 01:13:00,637 --> 01:13:02,334 Shut your mouth, Dwayne. 1721 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:04,162 I'mma deal with you separate. 1722 01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:06,382 Ask you again, fam. 1723 01:13:07,992 --> 01:13:10,255 - Where the fuck is my food? - The food, see... 1724 01:13:10,342 --> 01:13:12,039 See, I gave it to Kane, yeah, but now he's saying-- 1725 01:13:12,126 --> 01:13:14,694 - What? Don't even try it, fam! - Okay. 1726 01:13:14,781 --> 01:13:17,305 So, you tryna take man for some dickhead, innit? 1727 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,568 Calm. 1728 01:13:20,744 --> 01:13:23,137 Oi, take off my chain. 1729 01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:25,401 I don't want to get his blood on it when I shoot him. 1730 01:13:25,662 --> 01:13:26,880 Take that off, man. 1731 01:13:27,446 --> 01:13:28,534 Come on, bro, man. 1732 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:30,275 So what? You wanna rob me of my food, yeah? 1733 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,190 Nah, nah, it weren't even like that, fam. 1734 01:13:41,329 --> 01:13:42,200 Hello? 1735 01:13:49,599 --> 01:13:50,730 Say nuttin'. 1736 01:13:55,256 --> 01:14:00,131 Rah! You man are somethin' else. 1737 01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:03,221 Man was just about to shoot all three of you on the spot 1738 01:14:03,351 --> 01:14:04,527 and man's hearing 1739 01:14:04,788 --> 01:14:08,313 that you smacked up Melvin and his boys in Faces, yeah? 1740 01:14:08,487 --> 01:14:11,795 You a bunch of lucky yutes. 1741 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:16,843 Oi, fuck the package. Man smacked up Melvin! 1742 01:14:17,017 --> 01:14:18,976 I've had beef with that dickhead for years. 1743 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:20,934 So, wha... wha... what did you do to him? 1744 01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:22,675 Uh, cuz, man just went all bipolar with it, innit? 1745 01:14:22,762 --> 01:14:25,112 First, I sparked him in the face, then I bottled him, 1746 01:14:25,243 --> 01:14:27,158 then I picked up a chair, then man did a elbow drop. 1747 01:14:27,288 --> 01:14:28,333 Man said "elbow drop"! 1748 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,030 Ay, bruv, that's what we do, Shotti. 1749 01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:32,163 You get me? Anytime, anywhere. 1750 01:14:32,293 --> 01:14:34,295 Unlimited usage. You get me? 1751 01:14:34,426 --> 01:14:36,907 A'ight, but, uh, Shotti... 1752 01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:40,693 Uh... When do we get paid, 'cause... 1753 01:14:41,651 --> 01:14:44,349 man owes 15 bags to a certain someone, you get me? 1754 01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:45,611 What? 1755 01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:48,701 Don't be talking to me about no P, fam. 1756 01:14:48,919 --> 01:14:51,225 About you owe a certain man 15 bags. 1757 01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:53,532 Blud, you owe me 20 fuckin' bags, blud. 1758 01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:54,794 That's how much you lost. 1759 01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,232 But don't worry. 1760 01:14:58,624 --> 01:15:00,670 Man's gonna put that loss aside for the time being. 1761 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,498 Man can pattern that. Don't watch that. 1762 01:15:02,933 --> 01:15:04,891 Man will make you run that back in favors. 1763 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,286 I all got a favor now still. 1764 01:15:08,852 --> 01:15:11,855 Man's gotta go Docklands, and rob some Polish donnies. 1765 01:15:12,464 --> 01:15:14,858 But this time, I'm gonna come with you 1766 01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:17,077 and see your murder game for myself. 1767 01:15:17,251 --> 01:15:18,383 You get me? 1768 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,254 Nah, man's kinda tired, you know. 1769 01:15:20,341 --> 01:15:21,647 It's just man ain't really slept yet, innit. 1770 01:15:21,734 --> 01:15:23,867 Man ain't askin' for a favor, cuz. 1771 01:15:23,954 --> 01:15:25,825 Man's tellin' you, that's the favor. 1772 01:15:25,956 --> 01:15:28,872 - You understand? - Bro, say no more. 1773 01:15:29,002 --> 01:15:30,787 'Cause man don't even like Polish people, you get me? 1774 01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:32,702 Remember my man Falaski and that, yeah? 1775 01:15:32,832 --> 01:15:35,008 Bruv, he all fucked up my mum's flooring, man. 1776 01:15:35,139 --> 01:15:37,097 - I remember that, bruv. - Fuck all that! 1777 01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:38,969 You lot go downstairs and wait, innit? 1778 01:15:39,056 --> 01:15:39,970 Get tooled up. 1779 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,886 Man's gonna ride out in a sec still. 1780 01:15:49,501 --> 01:15:51,155 Oi, you man, I left my phone. 1781 01:15:51,242 --> 01:15:52,722 - I'll meet man downstairs, yeah? - Cool. 1782 01:15:54,506 --> 01:15:55,986 Tamara, you all right, darlin'? 1783 01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:57,553 I didn't know if you was gonna call. 1784 01:15:58,249 --> 01:16:01,208 I was actually calling to see what you were doing now. 1785 01:16:01,731 --> 01:16:04,385 I was thinking... maybe if you ain't busy, 1786 01:16:04,516 --> 01:16:06,387 we could link up or something? 1787 01:16:06,605 --> 01:16:08,259 What, now? Um... 1788 01:16:08,346 --> 01:16:10,783 Well, I'm just - about to go Docklands. Docklands? 1789 01:16:10,914 --> 01:16:12,089 Yeah, I just gotta sort suttin' out. 1790 01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:13,351 Okay, cool. 1791 01:16:13,525 --> 01:16:15,440 When you get there, send me your location 1792 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:16,746 and I'll come and see you. 1793 01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:18,399 Yeah, no, definitely. I'll send you location 1794 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:20,706 as soon as I get there. 007 ting. 1795 01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:24,580 - Okay, cool. See you later. - Yeah. Yeah, see you in a bit. 1796 01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:35,329 Well done, you lickle sketbag. 1797 01:16:35,895 --> 01:16:39,333 You're a dead man... 1798 01:16:39,464 --> 01:16:41,684 Motherfucker! 1799 01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:58,091 What you doing in here? 1800 01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:00,485 You're meant to wait outside and be lookout. 1801 01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:02,269 Fuckin' dickhead. 1802 01:17:03,009 --> 01:17:04,620 Oh, I see... 1803 01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,448 Hey, what you man sayin'? You ready, yeah? 1804 01:17:07,535 --> 01:17:08,580 Come on, man. 1805 01:17:08,928 --> 01:17:10,930 Man was born ready, G. What, they here now, yeah? 1806 01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:12,802 'Cause I'll gun a man down now, you know. 1807 01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:13,890 No long ting. 1808 01:17:13,977 --> 01:17:15,413 Dun know. Click-clack. 1809 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,851 Yo, fam. Polish mandem are here, you know. 1810 01:17:18,982 --> 01:17:19,983 Cool. 1811 01:17:20,113 --> 01:17:21,506 You man get the ting ready, yeah? 1812 01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,421 Mandem. 1813 01:17:31,037 --> 01:17:32,386 You man work for Krzysztof, yeah? 1814 01:17:32,604 --> 01:17:33,736 Yes, my friend. 1815 01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:37,391 So, what you saying, broskis? You got some money for me, yeah? 1816 01:17:37,696 --> 01:17:39,742 - You got the drugs? - Of course, man. 1817 01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:40,960 Always got drugs. 1818 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,711 Click-clack. 1819 01:17:52,842 --> 01:17:53,930 It's Riko and Kane. 1820 01:17:54,017 --> 01:17:55,671 - That's Riko. - That's Kane. 1821 01:17:55,758 --> 01:17:57,803 Riko and Kane. We bring the pain. 1822 01:17:57,934 --> 01:17:59,675 Yo, Reeks, get the bag, fam. 1823 01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:00,980 Give man the bag, cuz. 1824 01:18:01,981 --> 01:18:04,680 Oh, I told you that pen was a little beauty! 1825 01:18:04,810 --> 01:18:07,944 Built-in mic, GPRS and it's got a torch! 1826 01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:11,948 I feel like James fucking Bond out here! 1827 01:18:12,078 --> 01:18:14,559 Ian, I think you're taking all this a bit too far. 1828 01:18:15,038 --> 01:18:16,343 It's getting pretty serious in there. 1829 01:18:16,474 --> 01:18:17,867 We should call it in and wait for backup. 1830 01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:20,739 Nah, fuck that, Billy! Let's go! 1831 01:18:25,178 --> 01:18:26,484 Who the fuck are you two? 1832 01:18:26,789 --> 01:18:28,529 We are da Polish people. 1833 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:29,748 Dob-chez! 1834 01:18:29,879 --> 01:18:32,098 No, we are the Polish people. 1835 01:18:32,229 --> 01:18:35,058 No, we are da Polish people! 1836 01:18:35,188 --> 01:18:36,233 Dob-chez! 1837 01:18:37,538 --> 01:18:39,627 Yes, we are the Polish people. 1838 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,759 So, who the fuck sent you? 1839 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:43,762 Poldolski sent us, lach-shee-mesh. 1840 01:18:43,893 --> 01:18:45,372 What the fuck is going on here, fam? 1841 01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:48,332 What you sayin', famalam? 1842 01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:51,944 - Everyone drop your weapons. - The fuck are you doing here? 1843 01:18:52,031 --> 01:18:54,338 Shut up! Man ain't even talking to you. 1844 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,645 Bet you weren't expecting me, were ya? 1845 01:18:57,776 --> 01:19:00,953 See? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. 1846 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,781 You men underestimate the power of planning. 1847 01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:05,262 Proper preparation prevents poor performance. 1848 01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:07,786 Man's a fucking professional out here. 1849 01:19:08,134 --> 01:19:10,180 Oi! Don't be tryna move, fam. 1850 01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,530 You best keep that dry crusty peanut head of yours still 1851 01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:15,620 before man start putting holes in man. Ya get me? 1852 01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:17,491 And that goes for any of you Mongolians 1853 01:19:17,665 --> 01:19:18,928 tryna play Commando. 1854 01:19:19,145 --> 01:19:22,496 I'm the Bruce Willis out here. This is my movie! 1855 01:19:23,019 --> 01:19:27,197 Now, who the fuck is Wiko? 1856 01:19:29,939 --> 01:19:31,375 - Are you Wiko, fam? - Huh? 1857 01:19:31,462 --> 01:19:33,464 I said, are you Wiko, fam? 1858 01:19:33,551 --> 01:19:34,900 You know what? You just missed him, innit. 1859 01:19:35,031 --> 01:19:36,510 He just popped to the shops. You want anything? 1860 01:19:36,641 --> 01:19:39,252 You tryna take man for some fucking Lenny Henry, blud? 1861 01:19:39,383 --> 01:19:42,429 Open your mouth! Say "ah." 1862 01:19:43,213 --> 01:19:47,826 Now, I'm gonna ask you again. Are you Wiko, fam? 1863 01:19:47,957 --> 01:19:50,089 - I'm Riko, fam. - You? 1864 01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:51,438 Don't piss me off, fam. 1865 01:19:51,569 --> 01:19:53,136 Careful, bro, you don't want it with Riko. 1866 01:19:53,266 --> 01:19:54,311 Shut up! 1867 01:19:54,615 --> 01:19:56,792 Fuck sake, man. I had you covered, bruv. 1868 01:19:56,922 --> 01:19:58,750 The shop story was working. All you had to do was-- 1869 01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:01,361 Shut up, you neek. So, you're Wiko, yeah? 1870 01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:04,147 This weird-looking hairy yute? 1871 01:20:05,104 --> 01:20:07,803 So, you're the dickhead that touched my brother, yeah? 1872 01:20:08,325 --> 01:20:10,806 Bro, I know--I swear, blud say something, anything, 1873 01:20:10,936 --> 01:20:13,243 anything and I will blow your head bareback, fam. 1874 01:20:15,114 --> 01:20:16,289 What you saying now, huh? 1875 01:20:16,681 --> 01:20:17,943 Where's all that energy now, fam? 1876 01:20:18,378 --> 01:20:19,815 - Where's that energy now? - That'’s what I was trying to tell you-- 1877 01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:21,947 Oh, my days, you fucking cowpat! 1878 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:24,689 What did I say? I said say anything! 1879 01:20:24,863 --> 01:20:26,647 Anything! 1880 01:20:27,518 --> 01:20:32,349 You know what? Credit's done. It's game over! 1881 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:34,960 Any last words, blud? 1882 01:20:35,091 --> 01:20:36,788 Listen, bro--[IMITATES BUZZER] Time's up. 1883 01:20:36,919 --> 01:20:38,268 Enough of your bad breath lyrics, fam. 1884 01:20:38,355 --> 01:20:40,792 - Stop! Don't shoot him, Theodore! - Tamara! 1885 01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:42,533 Whoa... SHOTTI: Theodore? 1886 01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:45,753 - Who the fuck is Theodore? - What the fuck is going on here? 1887 01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:49,322 The fuck are you doing here? I told you to wait in the car! 1888 01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:51,847 Riko didn't even do anything, it was just a stupid argument. 1889 01:20:51,934 --> 01:20:53,587 You better shut your fuckin mouth, 1890 01:20:53,718 --> 01:20:57,026 you fucking whore, or I swear to Allahu Akbar! 1891 01:20:57,156 --> 01:20:58,854 Bro, that's what I've been tryna tell you, man. 1892 01:20:58,984 --> 01:21:00,246 I didn't mean to hurt your brother, cuz. 1893 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:01,465 It was just an accident. 1894 01:21:02,988 --> 01:21:05,121 I didn't even touch him. 1895 01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:06,992 I promise you, I'm not a killer. 1896 01:21:08,211 --> 01:21:09,429 What the fuck? 1897 01:21:09,821 --> 01:21:11,083 So, you're telling me you didn't kill Leo? 1898 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,346 No, I thought I killed him but then-- 1899 01:21:13,477 --> 01:21:15,044 Ah-ha! So, you did try kill my brother? 1900 01:21:15,174 --> 01:21:16,915 Nah, I thought I did but I didn't mean to 1901 01:21:17,002 --> 01:21:19,004 and then Tamara was like "Leo's cool and I was chatting 1902 01:21:19,091 --> 01:21:20,440 to him" and he's like "Yeah, we're blessed, bro." 1903 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:23,226 What? So, Leo ain't dead? 1904 01:21:25,054 --> 01:21:26,055 No, he's alive. 1905 01:21:26,359 --> 01:21:27,883 I wasn't sure how to tell you still. 1906 01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,493 What, and you was talking to him? 1907 01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:33,758 Hold up. What the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you man? 1908 01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:36,282 I'm Kane, that's Riko-- 1909 01:21:36,413 --> 01:21:37,805 - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up! 1910 01:21:39,155 --> 01:21:40,025 Hold up! 1911 01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:41,548 Back up, back up, back up. 1912 01:21:41,722 --> 01:21:43,594 I got beef with these pussios too. 1913 01:21:43,855 --> 01:21:44,900 Wagwan, bro. 1914 01:21:46,466 --> 01:21:47,380 - Psh! - Psh! 1915 01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:48,991 What the fuck happened to you, fam? 1916 01:21:49,121 --> 01:21:51,297 Oh, minor, bro. Couple cracked ribs, 1917 01:21:51,471 --> 01:21:53,299 broke both my arms above the elbow, 1918 01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:55,171 broke a collarbone, broke both my legs. 1919 01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,128 It's minor though, 1920 01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:57,434 I can still bang out, you get me? 1921 01:21:57,521 --> 01:21:59,044 This pussio caught me off-guard. 1922 01:21:59,218 --> 01:22:00,524 Right, that's gas, man. 1923 01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,830 We had you out good and proper. Light work. 1924 01:22:03,048 --> 01:22:05,790 What? Hey, fuck this skinny tall Tinie Tempah wannabe. 1925 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:06,878 Shoot him in the pum-pum. 1926 01:22:07,139 --> 01:22:09,707 Hey, no more interruptions for you, man. 1927 01:22:10,534 --> 01:22:12,144 It's personal time. 1928 01:22:15,843 --> 01:22:16,844 Shh! 1929 01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:18,672 The fuck is that noise, rah? 1930 01:22:20,718 --> 01:22:21,980 Yeah, what is that? 1931 01:22:22,285 --> 01:22:23,677 Swear that's coming from you, fam. 1932 01:22:23,808 --> 01:22:24,722 Nah, nah, it's nothing. 1933 01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:26,811 It's just something I got from the police station, innit? 1934 01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:32,730 Rah! Man's a fucking fed, fam! 1935 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,123 He's all recording, man! 1936 01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:36,299 What the fuck? You man are feds now, yeah? 1937 01:22:36,386 --> 01:22:37,256 - What? - What? 1938 01:22:37,343 --> 01:22:39,041 What? I got beat up by a fed? 1939 01:22:39,171 --> 01:22:40,781 What? No, course man ain't a fed. 1940 01:22:40,868 --> 01:22:44,350 - I'm not a fed, darling. - Don't chat to my sister, blud! 1941 01:22:44,481 --> 01:22:46,657 What? After everything we've been through, fam, 1942 01:22:46,744 --> 01:22:48,006 you went to cooperate with the feds? 1943 01:22:48,093 --> 01:22:49,312 Are you trying to set me up too? 1944 01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:50,748 Nah, it's not even like that, bro. 1945 01:22:51,183 --> 01:22:52,576 I can't believe it, fam. 1946 01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:55,318 - Man all sleep together, fam. - Hmm? 1947 01:22:56,101 --> 01:22:59,104 Okay, I haven't got time for all this. Deal's off. 1948 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,454 Whoa! How you gonna be pointing a gun at me, man? 1949 01:23:01,541 --> 01:23:02,586 It's me! Allow that, bro! 1950 01:23:02,803 --> 01:23:05,545 - Yo, hold up, blud. - Nah, I feel violated, blud. 1951 01:23:05,763 --> 01:23:07,156 How could you do this to man, fam? 1952 01:23:07,286 --> 01:23:08,896 Man could have snitched together, cuz. 1953 01:23:09,027 --> 01:23:09,941 I'm not a snitch 1954 01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:11,160 and I'm not working with the feds 1955 01:23:11,290 --> 01:23:12,857 and stop pointing that fucking gun at me, man. 1956 01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:14,511 Real talk, it's making me bug out, G. 1957 01:23:14,685 --> 01:23:16,469 Don't tell me what to do, bro. 1958 01:23:18,819 --> 01:23:19,995 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1959 01:23:20,169 --> 01:23:21,909 I don't like how everyone's just picking up guns 1960 01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,955 like it's some Woolworths free for all pick-n-mix. 1961 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:25,348 How'd you like it then, fam, huh? 1962 01:23:25,609 --> 01:23:27,480 - It's like that, yeah? - It's not like that, bro. 1963 01:23:27,611 --> 01:23:28,612 The pen weren't even mine. 1964 01:23:28,829 --> 01:23:30,266 - He gave it to me! - Who? 1965 01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:31,571 My man over there! 1966 01:23:33,921 --> 01:23:34,922 Tell 'em to get back. 1967 01:23:36,272 --> 01:23:39,884 Back 'em off, Brillo pad! 1968 01:23:40,624 --> 01:23:43,366 Back 'em off. Go on, now! 1969 01:23:44,671 --> 01:23:47,500 That's right. Mr. Cow Foot and Butterbeans. 1970 01:23:47,718 --> 01:23:49,241 What? Fuck that. 1971 01:23:49,415 --> 01:23:51,939 ♪ Wagwan to dem Wagwan to dem ♪ 1972 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,724 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem... ♪ 1973 01:23:55,117 --> 01:23:57,467 ♪ An na to dem An na to dem ♪ 1974 01:23:57,641 --> 01:24:00,644 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 1975 01:24:00,905 --> 01:24:03,125 ♪ Wagwan to dem Wagwan to dem ♪ 1976 01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:05,779 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 1977 01:24:06,302 --> 01:24:08,695 ♪ Wagwan to dem Wagwan to dem ♪ 1978 01:24:08,826 --> 01:24:11,524 ♪ Shotta fire to dem Pow, pow, shotta fire to dem ♪ 1979 01:24:11,655 --> 01:24:12,786 ♪ Lightning and thunder... ♪ 1980 01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,843 ♪ We left em dead, sir I woulda beg fa ♪ 1981 01:24:26,191 --> 01:24:27,236 Shots fired! 1982 01:24:27,497 --> 01:24:30,369 Assistance required! Help me, I'm gonna die! 1983 01:24:34,939 --> 01:24:37,724 Come on! Fucking come on! 1984 01:24:39,161 --> 01:24:41,424 Pow, pow, pow! You dickhead! 1985 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:43,165 Take that, Leroy! 1986 01:24:43,556 --> 01:24:47,212 Pussio! Pussio, blud! Do your research about me! 1987 01:24:47,604 --> 01:24:49,258 Ya Black bastard! 1988 01:24:49,562 --> 01:24:51,086 Yippee ki yay! 1989 01:24:53,827 --> 01:24:55,481 Pow! Pow! Pow! 1990 01:24:58,441 --> 01:25:01,139 Hey, Tyreese, is that you, fam? I beg you help me, bro. 1991 01:25:01,270 --> 01:25:02,184 Man's in a hurry, innit? 1992 01:25:02,706 --> 01:25:05,143 You got my deets, innit? DM me! 1993 01:25:05,274 --> 01:25:06,318 Tyreese, no! 1994 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,668 Oh, Tyreese... Come on, Billy! 1995 01:25:08,842 --> 01:25:10,888 Where are ya? You're missing all the fun! 1996 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:18,765 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 1997 01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:21,159 ♪ On a wa to dem On a wa to dem ♪ 1998 01:25:21,246 --> 01:25:23,944 ♪ Shotta fire to dem Shotta fire to dem ♪ 1999 01:25:26,251 --> 01:25:28,035 How you gonna dark me like that, man? 2000 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:30,342 We're supposed to be brothers! How you set me up like that? 2001 01:25:30,429 --> 01:25:31,648 I didn't even do nothing, cuz. 2002 01:25:31,735 --> 01:25:33,128 I'd never dark you like that, fam. 2003 01:25:33,476 --> 01:25:35,869 Come on, bro. BFF, fam. 2004 01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:37,306 Best friends forever. 2005 01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:40,961 What? Allow that, that's moist, cuz. Ugh, man! 2006 01:25:45,052 --> 01:25:46,619 - You ready, fam? - I'm ready, fam. 2007 01:25:52,886 --> 01:25:54,627 ♪ We are gon tek it to dem ♪ 2008 01:25:55,062 --> 01:25:56,151 - Click-clack. - Click-clack. 2009 01:26:00,546 --> 01:26:04,071 - Oh, blud, I've been shot. - Can everyone stop getting shot? 2010 01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:07,597 I'm gonna die. I can feel it. Tell Tamara I love her, cuz, 2011 01:26:07,684 --> 01:26:09,686 and tell her not to go out with anyone else if I die. 2012 01:26:09,773 --> 01:26:11,470 Shit. 2013 01:26:11,688 --> 01:26:12,689 Please don't die, fam. 2014 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,953 Man still owe Pinky 15 bags, cuz! 2015 01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:18,173 - Tamara! - Come on, get up. 2016 01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,218 You're gonna be fine but we gotta go right now. 2017 01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,438 Come on, fam. 2018 01:26:24,570 --> 01:26:25,528 Go, fam, go! 2019 01:26:29,096 --> 01:26:30,272 Where you going, fam? 2020 01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:32,317 I told you them Riko and Kane, them man are wavy, boy. 2021 01:26:32,448 --> 01:26:34,232 - You don't listen, fam. - Shut up! 2022 01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:41,805 Where is the love? We ask for more love in the world! 2023 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:50,509 Oi! 2024 01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:55,688 Fucking pagans! 2025 01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:03,130 Fuck your gang. 2026 01:27:03,870 --> 01:27:06,569 Man's got a new gang now. Riko and Kane. 2027 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:09,180 - That's family. - Dwayne. 2028 01:27:09,485 --> 01:27:10,964 My guy! 2029 01:27:11,487 --> 01:27:12,662 Oh, you man. 2030 01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,230 We gotta kick. Boydem will be here any second. 2031 01:27:34,379 --> 01:27:37,077 No one open fire unless authorized by me. 2032 01:27:37,164 --> 01:27:38,209 Is that clear? 2033 01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:40,255 Give me that. 2034 01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:45,782 - Is that menthol? - Yes, ma'am. 2035 01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:47,218 Oh, you scumbag. 2036 01:27:56,706 --> 01:27:58,969 Whoo-hoo! Look at you now! 2037 01:27:59,186 --> 01:28:01,058 Answer me back! Ya can't, ya dead. 2038 01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:03,756 Look at you now, you're dead! You're dead! 2039 01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:09,545 What the fuck have you done, Ian? 2040 01:28:09,762 --> 01:28:10,937 M... Ma'am... 2041 01:28:11,416 --> 01:28:13,897 Me and Billy here have unfolded the case 2042 01:28:14,027 --> 01:28:15,464 of a situation of events 2043 01:28:15,594 --> 01:28:20,817 where guns, and drugs, and money was being used by criminals! 2044 01:28:21,165 --> 01:28:24,777 Bad guys, Black guys, Polish guys. 2045 01:28:25,082 --> 01:28:28,955 Decepticons, ma'am. Baddies. 2046 01:28:29,826 --> 01:28:32,481 Has he been smoking the evidence again, Billy? 2047 01:28:32,611 --> 01:28:35,397 No, ma'am. I don't think he has this time. 2048 01:28:35,701 --> 01:28:38,051 I have just spent the last two weeks 2049 01:28:38,704 --> 01:28:41,446 having interviews and meetings at head office 2050 01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:44,275 to clear the Met's name because you... 2051 01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:47,844 think it's okay to taser innocent Black men. 2052 01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:51,674 Oh, yeah, ma'am--Don't you wave that fucking thing at me! 2053 01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:53,023 You clown. 2054 01:28:53,589 --> 01:28:56,113 Do you know, I've had 18 complaints 2055 01:28:56,243 --> 01:28:58,550 regarding you and your "unorthodox" 2056 01:28:58,681 --> 01:29:01,118 and xenophobic methods of police work? 2057 01:29:02,424 --> 01:29:03,468 And yesterday... 2058 01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:08,168 a complaint about inappropriate sexual misconduct 2059 01:29:08,299 --> 01:29:11,346 with an ambulance worker! Again! 2060 01:29:12,695 --> 01:29:13,739 And now this! 2061 01:29:14,087 --> 01:29:16,916 She's chatting shit, ma'am. 2062 01:29:17,090 --> 01:29:19,571 I didn't even touch her. All I did was... 2063 01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:25,447 - What, that's all you did? - Yeah, ma'am, just that! 2064 01:29:25,621 --> 01:29:28,188 What? Just that? 2065 01:29:28,493 --> 01:29:31,322 What's wrong with that? 2066 01:29:31,496 --> 01:29:35,457 She must be a snowflake! 2067 01:29:35,544 --> 01:29:37,850 But I tell you what, when I was starting out, 2068 01:29:37,981 --> 01:29:40,897 you never knew who was gonna slap your backside 2069 01:29:40,984 --> 01:29:42,333 from one minute to the next. 2070 01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,901 And it was character building, right? 2071 01:29:45,031 --> 01:29:48,426 Wrong! 2072 01:29:51,298 --> 01:29:54,301 Fucking wrong, you ridiculous prick. 2073 01:29:55,651 --> 01:29:57,304 She's an ambulance driver. 2074 01:29:57,392 --> 01:30:01,178 She sees horrific things all day long and you think... 2075 01:30:01,657 --> 01:30:05,487 she needs to indulge your inappropriate schoolboy 2076 01:30:05,574 --> 01:30:07,402 little dick behavior. 2077 01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,931 Your time's up here. 2078 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:20,719 You know, we see your type every day at work... 2079 01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:23,592 hear about you on the news. 2080 01:30:23,983 --> 01:30:28,423 Our mothers, sisters, daughters, friends... 2081 01:30:29,206 --> 01:30:31,687 they encounter you on a daily basis 2082 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:35,560 but that ends now. 2083 01:30:37,997 --> 01:30:43,089 What were you thinking? Are you on crack? 2084 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:46,266 I'm taking your badge. 2085 01:30:46,702 --> 01:30:48,573 You're fired. 2086 01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:52,316 - But... but, ma'am! - Go and get your shit and go! 2087 01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:56,059 Nobody likes you, Ian, you're a wanker. 2088 01:31:09,246 --> 01:31:10,813 M... Me bollocks! 2089 01:31:16,906 --> 01:31:19,865 Here's Pudi! Oh, shit. 2090 01:31:25,001 --> 01:31:30,049 "Fifteen bags, bossman." "Riko and Kane." 2091 01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:32,138 "Click-clack"? 2092 01:31:35,751 --> 01:31:37,970 They paid me in fucking rupees! 2093 01:31:39,189 --> 01:31:41,017 Clever little fuckings. 2094 01:31:41,147 --> 01:31:43,672 Where the fuck are you two hidings, huh? 2095 01:31:46,718 --> 01:31:47,719 ♪ I need all dat 2096 01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:51,375 ♪ I need big bags only Ain't no money where y'all at ♪ 2097 01:31:52,376 --> 01:31:54,857 ♪ Yo, everybody walk down on me Everybody crawl back ♪ 2098 01:31:54,987 --> 01:31:58,077 ♪ Yo, I need all dat, yeah I need all dat ♪ 2099 01:31:58,295 --> 01:32:00,863 You already know from London to LA, baby! 2100 01:32:00,993 --> 01:32:02,081 Click-clack! 2101 01:32:02,299 --> 01:32:03,692 Fam, stop doing that, man. 2102 01:32:03,779 --> 01:32:06,608 Sorry, man. I'm only gonna do this four more times! 2103 01:32:08,479 --> 01:32:09,524 Not gonna lie... 2104 01:32:10,002 --> 01:32:11,874 feels like I'm in a Disney film or something. 2105 01:32:12,352 --> 01:32:14,833 Like I'm Aladdin and you're my Princess Jasmine. 2106 01:32:15,312 --> 01:32:17,488 It's crazy. It feels like... 2107 01:32:18,489 --> 01:32:20,186 I dunno, like this is the part of the film 2108 01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:23,233 where the hero gets the girl. Like this is that moment. 2109 01:32:23,363 --> 01:32:24,451 The moment when they finally kiss 2110 01:32:24,713 --> 01:32:26,149 and nothing can stop it, d'you know what I mean? 2111 01:32:31,154 --> 01:32:32,416 Selfie gang! 2112 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:33,504 Take the picture for me. 2113 01:32:33,635 --> 01:32:34,853 Hey, Kane, Kane, Kane. 2114 01:32:35,941 --> 01:32:36,986 That's it, that's it. 2115 01:32:37,116 --> 01:32:38,596 And gang! 2116 01:32:42,992 --> 01:32:44,950 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2117 01:32:45,081 --> 01:32:46,996 ♪ Tell me why you can't Get out my business ♪ 2118 01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:49,651 ♪ This ain't no game Nah this is not no scrimmage ♪ 2119 01:32:49,738 --> 01:32:52,088 ♪ I'mma do everything just To say I did it ♪ 2120 01:32:52,175 --> 01:32:54,003 ♪ Say I did it, say I did it Uh ♪ 2121 01:32:54,090 --> 01:32:55,613 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2122 01:32:55,787 --> 01:32:57,484 ♪ Tell me why you can't get Out my business ♪ 2123 01:32:57,572 --> 01:33:00,313 ♪ This ain't no game nah This is not no scrimmage ♪ 2124 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:02,707 ♪ I'mma do everything just To say I did it ♪ 2125 01:33:02,794 --> 01:33:04,056 ♪ Say I did it say I did it ♪ 2126 01:33:04,143 --> 01:33:05,449 ♪ Say I done it, say I won it ♪ 2127 01:33:05,536 --> 01:33:06,842 ♪ Know I'm always gon keep it A hundred ♪ 2128 01:33:06,929 --> 01:33:07,973 ♪ Never fronting Let's run away ♪ 2129 01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:09,061 ♪ With the way we running ♪ 2130 01:33:09,322 --> 01:33:10,672 ♪ New fit stunning Everybody says stuff ♪ 2131 01:33:10,759 --> 01:33:11,629 ♪ But it don't mean nothing ♪ 2132 01:33:11,847 --> 01:33:12,804 ♪ We don't listen To all that ♪ 2133 01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:14,284 ♪ That's the not way That we coming ♪ 2134 01:33:14,501 --> 01:33:16,721 ♪ Yeah we don't listen to all that we gon keep vibing ♪ 2135 01:33:16,808 --> 01:33:19,332 ♪ Just get loose and stop With all of the trying ♪ 2136 01:33:19,419 --> 01:33:21,857 ♪ We gon keep striving I am never lying ♪ 2137 01:33:21,987 --> 01:33:23,075 ♪ You just gotta do you ♪ 2138 01:33:23,206 --> 01:33:25,687 ♪ You ain't gotta hide it Hide it nah ♪ 2139 01:33:25,817 --> 01:33:27,819 ♪ Yeah that's not the way That we coming yeah ♪ 2140 01:33:27,950 --> 01:33:30,474 ♪ Yeah you know I did it This is no discussion yeah ♪ 2141 01:33:30,561 --> 01:33:31,997 ♪ You know I wake up do It all again ♪ 2142 01:33:32,128 --> 01:33:32,998 ♪ No instruction yeah ♪ 2143 01:33:33,346 --> 01:33:34,870 ♪ Your time I take up Then I ball again ♪ 2144 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:35,958 ♪ When I'm running yeah ♪ 2145 01:33:36,132 --> 01:33:37,481 ♪ And then I jump man We back again ♪ 2146 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:38,700 ♪ Got your brain tied up ♪ 2147 01:33:39,091 --> 01:33:41,398 ♪ We take no break we go all in Like the game's tied up ♪ 2148 01:33:42,138 --> 01:33:43,530 ♪ Cuz you know That's what I do ♪ 2149 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:44,967 ♪ Hit the right gap Like a runnin' back ♪ 2150 01:33:45,054 --> 01:33:46,795 ♪ Because I won't Ever lose like ♪ 2151 01:33:47,143 --> 01:33:48,971 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2152 01:33:49,101 --> 01:33:50,842 ♪ Tell me why You can't get out my business ♪ 2153 01:33:50,973 --> 01:33:53,715 ♪ This ain't no game nah This is not no scrimmage ♪ 2154 01:33:53,802 --> 01:33:56,152 ♪ I'mma do everything Just to say I did it ♪ 2155 01:33:56,282 --> 01:33:57,806 ♪ Say I did it Say I did it uh ♪ 2156 01:33:57,893 --> 01:33:59,764 ♪ I'mma go get it I'mma go get it ♪ 2157 01:33:59,851 --> 01:34:01,810 ♪ Tell me why You can't get out my business ♪ 2158 01:34:01,897 --> 01:34:04,726 ♪ This ain't no game nah This is not no scrimmage ♪ 2159 01:34:04,856 --> 01:34:06,858 ♪ I'mma do everything just To say I did it ♪ 2160 01:34:06,945 --> 01:34:08,164 ♪ Say I did it ♪ 2161 01:34:08,817 --> 01:34:10,470 ♪ Came to the game I was young and fresh ♪ 2162 01:34:10,601 --> 01:34:11,776 ♪ And ever so naive ♪ 2163 01:34:11,863 --> 01:34:13,169 ♪ Got a chance and I took that ♪ 2164 01:34:13,256 --> 01:34:15,301 ♪ And I share boy so on it From a YP ♪ 2165 01:34:15,388 --> 01:34:18,609 ♪ On a TV screen from 12 chosen But at the same time why me? ♪ 2166 01:34:18,740 --> 01:34:20,306 ♪ Sittin' in my hostel Smokin' weed ♪ 2167 01:34:20,437 --> 01:34:21,960 ♪ Eating chicken and chips And Chinese ♪ 2168 01:34:22,047 --> 01:34:23,570 ♪ Feeling depressed And I think too much ♪ 2169 01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:25,398 ♪ But that's what happens I'm a Pisces ♪ 2170 01:34:25,485 --> 01:34:27,183 ♪ Fighting demons daily I hate it ♪ 2171 01:34:27,270 --> 01:34:28,750 ♪ But I'm wavy Like the high seas ♪ 2172 01:34:28,837 --> 01:34:29,968 ♪ They say I've been a victim ♪ 2173 01:34:30,099 --> 01:34:31,187 ♪ But all the bullshit I've been through ♪ 2174 01:34:31,317 --> 01:34:32,318 ♪ That won't define me ♪ 2175 01:34:32,492 --> 01:34:33,929 ♪ I got called out Reacted badly ♪ 2176 01:34:34,059 --> 01:34:35,495 ♪ Yeah I got banned from the IG ♪ 2177 01:34:35,582 --> 01:34:37,541 ♪ But I let it all slide 'Cause at the same time ♪ 2178 01:34:37,628 --> 01:34:38,934 ♪ I can't believe Paramount Signed me ♪ 2179 01:34:39,021 --> 01:34:40,457 ♪ I'm tryna aim for the stars ♪ 2180 01:34:40,587 --> 01:34:42,720 ♪ Can't sit around, I gotta Be ready when my flight leaves ♪ 2181 01:34:42,894 --> 01:34:44,156 ♪ What's going on, my G? ♪ 2182 01:34:44,243 --> 01:34:45,723 ♪ I'm gonna save more money You will find me ♪ 2183 01:34:45,810 --> 01:34:47,507 ♪ I'm in the ends Couple goons right beside me ♪ 2184 01:34:47,594 --> 01:34:49,161 ♪ I don't give a shit About whoever don't like me ♪ 2185 01:34:49,248 --> 01:34:50,119 ♪ I'm past that ♪ 2186 01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:51,076 ♪ I feel happy I'm standing strong ♪ 2187 01:34:51,163 --> 01:34:52,077 ♪ Got my laugh back ♪ 2188 01:34:52,512 --> 01:34:53,557 ♪ I'm from the hood On the rolled out tarmac ♪ 2189 01:34:53,862 --> 01:34:55,298 ♪ Yeah, I been doing this ting From far back ♪ 2190 01:34:55,385 --> 01:34:56,778 ♪ And now I got investors Putting their money ♪ 2191 01:34:56,865 --> 01:34:58,040 ♪ Where their mouth is Aim to make P ♪ 2192 01:34:58,127 --> 01:34:59,084 ♪ Then half that ♪ 2193 01:34:59,389 --> 01:35:00,520 ♪ Yeah, I was online Just losing my mind ♪ 2194 01:35:00,738 --> 01:35:02,261 ♪ Yeah, that's what you call A TV car crash ♪ 2195 01:35:02,348 --> 01:35:03,393 ♪ It's a par, fam ♪ 2196 01:35:03,567 --> 01:35:05,047 ♪ All I wanna do Is just live my life ♪ 2197 01:35:05,134 --> 01:35:06,657 ♪ But I get so caught up At times ♪ 2198 01:35:06,744 --> 01:35:08,441 ♪ Impossible ladder That I must climb ♪ 2199 01:35:08,528 --> 01:35:10,226 ♪ But I'm just smiling Like I'm fine ♪ 2200 01:35:10,313 --> 01:35:11,880 ♪ And I'm just real Not tellin' no lies ♪ 2201 01:35:11,967 --> 01:35:13,620 ♪ But I've been moving Like I'm blind ♪ 2202 01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,274 ♪ Yeah I feel lost but still I try ♪ 2203 01:35:15,361 --> 01:35:17,102 ♪ Even though I'm low somehow I fly ♪ 2204 01:35:17,189 --> 01:35:18,669 ♪ All I wanna do Is start again ♪ 2205 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,323 ♪ I was traumatized By the age of ten ♪ 2206 01:35:20,410 --> 01:35:22,064 ♪ Though I'm surrounded By good friends ♪ 2207 01:35:22,151 --> 01:35:23,805 ♪ Life gets hard When you can't pay rent ♪ 2208 01:35:23,892 --> 01:35:25,502 ♪ So I'm just here Tryna use my head ♪ 2209 01:35:25,589 --> 01:35:27,286 ♪ Can't take back all the words I've said ♪ 2210 01:35:27,373 --> 01:35:28,940 ♪ I don't wanna snap Like a broken leg ♪ 2211 01:35:29,071 --> 01:35:30,942 ♪ So I'm tryna stay calm And breathe instead ♪ 2212 01:35:33,728 --> 01:35:35,381 ♪ It's the next thing Yeah man I'm on set ♪ 2213 01:35:35,468 --> 01:35:36,556 ♪ I'm a big boy actor ♪ 2214 01:35:36,643 --> 01:35:38,036 ♪ But at the same time I'm directing ♪ 2215 01:35:38,123 --> 01:35:39,342 ♪ Writing films for a living ♪ 2216 01:35:39,559 --> 01:35:41,257 ♪ Me and Mikey went And got the sequel penned in ♪ 2217 01:35:41,344 --> 01:35:43,085 ♪ Still I gotta navigate through This bullshit ♪ 2218 01:35:43,215 --> 01:35:44,521 ♪ And there's no sign Of it ending ♪ 2219 01:35:44,651 --> 01:35:45,914 ♪ I was told down and out ♪ 2220 01:35:46,001 --> 01:35:47,829 ♪ Gotta spend the last ten years Resurrecting 2221 01:35:47,916 --> 01:35:49,047 ♪ But I gotta make my P now ♪ 2222 01:35:49,134 --> 01:35:50,005 ♪ Step it up ♪ 2223 01:35:50,353 --> 01:35:51,049 ♪ But the real life Still tempting ♪ 2224 01:35:51,702 --> 01:35:52,964 ♪ Yeah I'm trying To stay focused and be calm ♪ 2225 01:35:52,964 --> 01:35:54,313 ♪ I ain't even online venting 2226 01:35:54,444 --> 01:35:55,967 ♪ Been away, got my head right And I can't lie ♪ 2227 01:35:56,054 --> 01:35:57,621 ♪ My mind's gone through So much mending ♪ 2228 01:35:57,752 --> 01:35:59,101 ♪ No Insta Still on Twitter though ♪ 2229 01:35:59,231 --> 01:36:00,842 ♪ Fourteen years And my name's still trending ♪ 2230 01:36:00,929 --> 01:36:01,886 ♪ On a comeback ♪ 2231 01:36:02,234 --> 01:36:03,322 ♪ Yeah, manna been praying For my downfall ♪ 2232 01:36:03,583 --> 01:36:05,107 ♪ Wish bare hate But I still rise above that ♪ 2233 01:36:05,194 --> 01:36:06,412 ♪ Thought I was all washed up ♪ 2234 01:36:06,630 --> 01:36:08,371 ♪ But impossible rise From the dead I just done that ♪ 2235 01:36:08,458 --> 01:36:10,286 ♪ I'm trying to make changes But I'm still blazing ♪ 2236 01:36:10,373 --> 01:36:11,722 ♪ Council tenant I'm a scumbag ♪ 2237 01:36:11,809 --> 01:36:13,463 ♪ I'm in the hood just bunning My zoot with a gooz ♪ 2238 01:36:13,550 --> 01:36:14,769 ♪ Stay away from the gunman ♪ 2239 01:36:14,856 --> 01:36:15,944 ♪ Got to love that ♪ 2240 01:36:16,248 --> 01:36:17,510 ♪ I show love to the man And get love back ♪ 2241 01:36:17,597 --> 01:36:18,990 ♪ Can't sit around waiting Fuck that ♪ 2242 01:36:19,077 --> 01:36:20,644 ♪ Just grab my... say that ♪ 2243 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,341 ♪ I'm a BAFTA award winner Trump that ♪ 2244 01:36:22,472 --> 01:36:23,995 ♪ Ain't begging no fen No bun that ♪ 2245 01:36:24,082 --> 01:36:25,605 ♪ The fake scarpered quick Watch 'em run back ♪ 2246 01:36:25,692 --> 01:36:26,824 ♪ My mind's untapped ♪ 2247 01:36:27,303 --> 01:36:28,608 ♪ Man are on a movement ting Can't sit around waiting ♪ 2248 01:36:28,695 --> 01:36:30,001 ♪ I'm not like them man yet ♪ 2249 01:36:30,088 --> 01:36:31,220 ♪ I see mandem hating ♪ 2250 01:36:31,350 --> 01:36:32,351 ♪ But I ain't even got To watch face ♪ 2251 01:36:32,438 --> 01:36:33,396 ♪ Let them man stare ♪ 2252 01:36:33,831 --> 01:36:35,311 ♪ Just creating vibes whole time For the fake ting ♪ 2253 01:36:35,441 --> 01:36:36,529 ♪ I wanna make that clear ♪ 2254 01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:37,922 ♪ I know life is a movie ♪ 2255 01:36:38,140 --> 01:36:40,011 ♪ And I'm still flying high, man I float in the air ♪ 2256 01:36:40,098 --> 01:36:41,796 ♪ Float in the air Float in the air...♪ 2257 01:36:44,929 --> 01:36:46,452 ♪ Watch face Let them man stare ♪ 2258 01:36:46,539 --> 01:36:50,239 ♪ Let man stare Let man stare, let man ♪ 2259 01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:52,894 ♪ Like them man there 2260 01:36:55,070 --> 01:36:56,593 Gangsta rizz about his vibez! 2261 01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:58,595 What you saying now, cuzzy? KANE: What you saying, boy? 2262 01:36:58,682 --> 01:37:00,205 What you saying, fam? RIKO: What you saying? 2263 01:37:00,292 --> 01:37:02,033 What you saying, fam? I was just jumping. 2264 01:37:02,164 --> 01:37:03,295 I was just jumping. 2265 01:37:03,426 --> 01:37:04,906 I was just jumping! Click-clack. 2266 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,385 Click-clack. 168298

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