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Gonna do the.

It's king of the World,
your king of the world.

Jack, I'm fine, OK?

We can stop there.

They're gone.

Show's over.

Oh my God.

Yeah,

where'd you come in?

Save you.

But you're a terrible swimmer.

I'm a great swimmer.

Just short distances.

We're going to die.

We're not going to die.

The water is 90°.

We're going to eat my shirt.

We're going to give you my charts.

We are going to be fine.

I would spend 10 hours shredding water

off the coast of the Cayman Islands.

He has a partner space bar mitzvah
a little bit cracking.

Oh my God, it looks like
they're going full Titanic.

They love the commitment.

Yeah,

there.

Are you sure?

Yeah,

come on.

Why aren't we turning
the boat around?

You're in two shelter water.

We'll run aground.

That was

probably the most,

and you didn't close it
with Margaret I.

More romantic than jumping
into safety.

I will jump in and do it,
that's for sure.

Your parents have to fuck,
that's sure.

You didn't even give him
a

chance.

Why do you keep defending this guy?

Why do you break up with him
in the 1st place?

It's complicated.

It's never complicated.

What?

He cheated on you?

Drug problem?

You catch him measuring his Dick
with the Ruler app.

We never fought.

Is that a good thing?

Comfortable and he's a great guy,

which means there's no
one out there for me

because

I have the best one.

I couldn't even tell my football school

and I have no idea
what I'm going to do with

my life.

We're going to get eaten
by sharks,

I had to tell somebody.

No one else knows.

I don't think this is the weekend
to drop that bomb.

You finally did.

You know, one night you.

Said he didn't want
to be a lawyer anyways.

They remember that it was
a memorable night.

Until you snuck out, of course.

Why did you?

Because you scared the shit
out of me.

It was the first time in my life
that I felt fire

and I had to blow it out.

I know a little bit about that.

I was really hurt when you left,

so I said all that terrible stuff
about you to Pete,

It's not how I felt.

Look at us.

Just a couple of fucked up people
floating in the middle of the harbour.

Promise me if we make it out alive.

Go see that from dry land.

It's a pretty killer view from here.

But I want to see the people.

Landmarks like those
are full of people in love.

Marriage proposals.

Continuous romantics jumping off
with moving trains

just to see the building with the

person they love, like your dad
and the Eiffel Tower.

Who told you that?

But nothing else matters
when it comes off.

I couldn't even fill out right now.

It's not dumb.

You, me and the Opera House.

It's a date.

I promise.

What's wrong?

I'm a little afraid of flying.

Have a very specific routine?

I'm asked.

Headphones.

Build my bubble?

I am on Christmas

counting my mind.

I'm undefined.

That's my serenity.

I didn't know my Serenity song.

Has a blank page before you open up
The Dirty window.

But the sun is

the worst thing you get on
by reaching for something interesting,

so of course you can

almost taste it.

Movies your innovation.

Don't worry about us.

Don't worry.

Touch yourself in life and soul.

Feel the rain on your skin.

No one else can feel it for you.

Only you can let it.

Thanks again.

Want some coffee?

I love the stuff from here.

I'll be up all night.

Thanks for kind of saving me though.

Stupid, but fun.

Oh, that's the best guy.

No, no, no.

It's hot.

When are you ever going to learn?

Is it still hot?

Anyone But you could get it.

You

don't know, back

up off.

It's golden.

You owe me peaceful life.

Just take your time.

Just take your time.

You got me so proud.

How can I?

Then I can't go.

Back.

And you feel so right.

This could be every

night.

We're getting pretty
good at faking it.

I don't even know
what's real anymore.

Everything I do just feels
like a mistake.

Honey, what?

What are they?

Is that a hand print?

Gorgeous.

We got yours.

Come on, let's go.

Are you ready?

We got warm stuff to do.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

But I hope you scroll from top to bottom

because who knows what
was in that Harvard.

I also showered last night.

2 showers in eight hours.

Go off, Can't get cleaned.

Are

you excited?

Yes.

I'm so excited to marry Claudia.

But you know, I'm also hosting a party

where I feel like we're all playing
parts in a

play that I'm not really
into the pageantry

and I kind of just want to do a.

All that matters is that you and clients
for the rest of your lives together.

I love you.

I love you too.

Hey, you're still good
to get the cake, right?

Yes, ma'am.

Awesome.

I put Margaret on it
with you just to be safe.

Margaret.

Going to be Margaret Orby.

Oh, man, don't give me that.

There's two girls talking.

I get it, though.

It's tough.

Magpies.

Your dream girl.

Just confident, beautiful.

And she knows how to put out
a fire with her attire.

Now bees wax.

On the other hand,
she's smart, funny, quick,

and she got an ass you could bounce.

Put her off.

What?

Not objectify a market?

Man, I'm going to be inappropriate.

That's my cousin.

It's inappropriate with me, too.

This is deeper than I thought.

Hey, Sydney.

My boy is in love.

Dude, stop.

What?

I know what you're doing.

I know what you've
all been doing.

He set us up and we went along with it.

But it's fake.

It was my stepdad, right?

He can't act.

You suck too, bro.

That's foul, dog.

It's definitely got
to be beat, man.

I don't know, man.

I don't fucking know.

She doesn't know what she wants
till she's single.

For basically the first time in her life

she's quit law school
or fucking fiance's here.

Anytime

something gets real, run away.

Call yourself a fuck boy,

make an excuse and you
just move on to the next.

It's B, you

jump off a boat for it.

Oh, that's perfect.

They're going to love it.

Thank you so much.

Let me get this box up for you.

Thank you.

It doesn't get all the pageantry
of weddings.

If you like someone,
give them a snog,

keep it to yourselves
and wear a wedding dress

for Halloween five years in a row.

Stop it.

No, I know, it's so pathetic.

But I am with you now.

This is not for me.

So you've been on series.

What?

No, no, I.

We're just situationally together

because when I saw you last night
in the harbour I

thought it might be
with you too, just.

Situation like is that
an American thing?

I don't even

know.

So you're right,
if I have a goat in it.

I feel like I might have made
a mistake letting him loose.

If that's not OK,
just tell me for real.

I know he really makes you.

How do you think
I should play this with Ben?

Should I wait until after the wedding?

I don't know.

Have you guys so done?

Beatrice, You quit school.

You're just going to park
gasoline on everything you've worked for?

Is there still time
to re enrol?

As soon as you broke up with Jonathan,
everything turned to pot.

Are you on drugs?

Because at least then it understands.

Who told you I quit law school?

Was it?

Then you quit school.

What?

When were you going to tell us?

Is this to get back at us?

I'm sorry if we pushed you
to succeed your whole life.

We're such an awful parent.

Mom, This isn't about you.

Yes, it is.

It is about us.

And now we're not going
to let you throw away your life

because you're going through

something.

Everyone is always going
through something.

It's called life.

I can't believe you.

You told him I quit school.

No, I didn't.

You told Pete.

Pete told us.

I told you what?

Yeah, I know I told Pete.

But I didn't mean it like that.

Told me what they were going
to find out at some point.

That's not for you to decide.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

It doesn't matter how we found out.

Found out what?

She quit law school.

Oh, yeah.

I knew that.

I made a mistake.

I'm sorry.

There's a reason why
you're alone.

No one can trust you.

And what's your reason?

Guys like you keep telling yourself that.

We'll do this right here, right now.

I messed this all up.

It's all on me.

Cool off before the wedding.

It's a great idea.

Maybe early drinks.

Guys, I am so sorry,
but your plan is all ruined.

We are not together,
we are faking it the whole time.

Union.

What are they talking about?

Well, we may have orchestrated
a union between the pair of them

in order for peace to

prevail across the land.

You lied to us.

What have you been honest
about lately?

You lied to me too.

You're not together.

I could never be
with someone like him.

Yeah 'cause I'm the one
who fucked it up.

You did fuck it up.

I fucked it up.

Yeah, you fucked it up.

I fucked it up.

You fucked it

up.

Bad dog.

A lot of you.

I mean, good dog.

You killed that shit.

But next time I read the room,
OK, money.

I am so sorry.

I think it's going to be fine.

All we asked if that was to come out here,
celebrate us,

and they are ruining it.

And I'll be.

And I have been so stressed

and you've been more worried

about what's going on with me

than with me.

Well, you've been more concerned
about your planning.

Are you marrying me
or your itinerary?

Well, that's how you feel.

Then why are we even doing this?

I don't

know.

I.

There's one last thing
we need to fake.

Claudia All.

We're assholes.

We're really sorry.

I'm a terrible sister
and he's a terrible friend.

Two guys, big day.

We're not going to mess it up,
I promise.

But just so you both know,
if you fuck up today,

there's something I borrowed

and it's shiny in there.

Love is intoxicating.

It envelops you.

It tingles you.

It

makes you feel like
you can walk on air.

Like this wind can you bones,
It's in your breath.

It's in every beat
of your heart.

You can't look for it,
you can't describe it

and you can't escape it.

I love you so much

and I don't think
I say it enough.

You are the yin to my Yang,
peanut butter to my Jelly,

and I will love you forever
and

always.

Claudia, I love you
with so much of my heart.

That none is left to protest.

That's very good.

Just made it up.

A lot of it.

I now pronounce you married.

Oh hey parents,
is that Tasmania?

How are you doing?

Honey, I am so sorry.

I liked you guys last.

Well, I didn't want to disappoint
you guys again.

If you just told us,

maybe we could have tried
to talk me out of it.

No.

Maybe we could have supported you.

I know it's the scariest
for you guys.

It's scary for me too.

And I gotta figure it out on my own.

I know that every now

and then we might come off
as a little controlling.

No.

Baron.

No.

That shit Crazy.

Yes, that's it.

But only because we love you so much.

Yes.

Not at all.

Go ahead.

Where's Belle?

Mug it off, he

said.

He saw a wave he could morally
not

serve.

I'm sorry, it was never
really anything.

And you and B.

She said you would just situational.

She said.

Are you good?

Yeah, we know it's been
a tough weekend for you.

I don't know.

In these last few days really made me
realise how much I miss you.

Why don't you just go
for a walk through your head?

Yeah, we'll go with you.

No, we won't.

No, I love you.

But this is our wedding.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I might go and do some people
watching, just not.

Please be right.

Thank you.

Wow.

Ben.

I wanted this for so long.

But I think I'm just holding
on to a memory.

And also.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You were the one who said
there's a thin line between love and hate.

I

was the first person to say that.

But you know, I

don't think it's crazy.

But even when they were yapping
at each other,

I've never seen be happier.

Hey, stepfather,

may I have a word he's been making quick,

Son, I promise my lady a dance.

But don't tell your mother.

You're so clever.

You know who's also clever, Ben?

You know who else
would be perfect for men?

That mumbly girl who always
looks like she's got a secret.

You know her name is big.

That's a call back.

Please stop.

Stop.

Oh, there you go, mate.

How you going, Ben?

YouTube.

What?

Just.

Enough with the loud talking
and the overhearing.

Just stop, bro.

We literally didn't know
you were saying that.

We didn't know you were listening.

We did squarely.

A performance for one,
and we nailed it too.

What is with you people
this entire weekend?

I've been lied to
and manipulated and puppeteered.

I don't know what is real
and what is not.

Right now, you're
a little blurry.

I meant what I said up
there about love.

There's too precious
a resource to be wasted.

I haven't seen her.

She she went on a walk
a while ago

after she saw you kissing Margaret.

No, I didn't kiss Margaret.

Margaret kissed me.

I backed up.

I don't want to be with Margaret.

She gorgeous idiot Run,
don't wait on love.

Don't worry
about the age difference.

I'm 29, honey.

No one's 29.

Do you know where she went?

She said she wanted to walk around,
do some people watching.

That's what she said.

People watching.

I think it was more of a euphemism
for crying alone.

No, it's not.

I

think I know where she might
be A good God man.

Go get her.

Scour the city block by block.

Scan the grid first north-south,
then east, West.

I know exactly where she is.

No.

Well, that makes it a lot easier.

I just need to find my moving train.

What's going on here?

Is that coffee?

Yeah,

OK.

Why are you just freaking
on my phone?

You

still get the.

Thank you.

I didn't kiss Margaret.

She kissed me.

I know that's a bullshit excuse,
but it's true.

I couldn't find a moving train.

Sorry, it's the best I could do.

Are you out of your mind?

Yeah, because it's been
2 years since we met

and I haven't spent every single day
with

you.

That's the sign of a crazy person.

I hated you.

I didn't really give you a choice.

I definitely didn't hate you,

Even though you called me a bitch.

I said you were acting
like a bitch.

No, I was a bitch.

The way I handled everything.

The way I handle the first night.

The way I handled last night.

Yeah, it wasn't really awesome.

Why did you leave?

I thought you were gonna regret it.

I couldn't fix the idea
of losing someone else that I.

I really loved.

Last night was the first thing
I haven't regretted in a long time.

I love the way we fight.

I love how smart you are.

I love the weird way you stick
your hands down my pants.

And I love how you know
what you don't want.

But if it's not me.

If I don't check all your boxes
if I'm not the one, I get it.

I would really.

Really.

Fucking suck.

So you got a Casabrina.

Yeah,

I am.

Tomorrow, running for Mr
Nocario.

Yeah, I'm dying.

It's a mirror.

I

am

amazing and with my mind

I understand.

I'm just beginning,

friends

in my hand

and being someplace.

Staring at the blank page
before you open up The Dirty window.

The

sun.

I didn't know what's ready song.

How do they know
my Serenity song?

No

one

else, No one else.

They

relax with wide open.

Today's way of begins.

The rest is still unwritten.

A great tradition.

Sometimes my tries
are outside the land.

We've been conditioned

to not make mistakes,
but I can't live that way.

You

cannot

find

reason

for something in the business,

so of course you can almost taste it.

I'm sorry you almost
called up your wedding

because of all of our bullshit.

What?

I

saw you arguing on the porch.

Oh no, no.

We staged the fake fights.

You guys would feel
that and make up.

Are you marrying your precious
itinerary or me?

Well, if that's how you feel.

I don't know why
we're doing this anymore.

Thank you very much.

They're just puppets.

Or

something in

the

distance.