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Excuse me?

Sorry.

Excuse me?

Hi,

where's your bathroom
for customers only?

Oh, OK, I'll, I'll buy something.

You got to pay up there.

Can I just go now?

I really have to pee.

I've got a large cappuccino
for Skylar.

Thanks.

I also.

I know the establishments that serve food
or drink

must be open to the public,

regardless

of their purchasing class.

Sorry, it's our policy.

Store policy can't really
supersede state law.

That's an emergency caramel latte
for Miranda.

Honey

not to order.

Do you want your usual?

My wife would like
a double espresso.

Although you've had trouble
sleeping lately, right babe?

Maybe we should back it off
to a single.

You kept the light on till
like midnight last night.

I did, didn't I?

Yeah.

So maybe I'll just have
a peppermint tea with two sugars.

Thanks, husband.

Oh, and the bread?

It's grilled cheese night

and she is part of the purchasing class.

So can we get
the bathroom key?

Thank you.

Thank you, that was really nice.

You knew a lot
about bathroom law.

That was a short chapter.

Thank you.

I'll have your tea
waiting for you.

I can't leave my wife.

Oh,

OK.

That's great.

I will.

See you on the other side.

Holly, I just met this guy
and I don't know what's the thing.

No, it's been a while,

but I'm pretty sure he bought me a tea

and then come out just

stole my coat.

But what do I do?

No,

this is the time that insisting,
meeting people, doing things.

How are you not going back?

Come on, damn it then.

Are you OK?

Big

time, Big time.

OK, I just I had

to pay for like elastic sours

and I just started this
new internship and I

I I don't

want to ask anyone
where the bathroom was

because I don't want them
to think I was weak

and not a problem solver.

OK.

Peppermint tea 2 sugars
Thank you

and thanks for stealing the coat.

Oh.

I.

Oh, hey.

You.

So you're gonna
ask me out now?

Yeah,

yeah, I am.

I'm back.

So you're gonna get tucked
with giant spiders.

You'd not be able to talk?

No, no, you'd be dead.

I can let you die.

I'm

just going to survive.

Yes, for like 5 years I felt like
it's the 6th place movie.

6th place.

Yes.

Got a ribbon.

I'm impressed.

All

right, wait to cool down.

You just saw me take it
off the burning stove.

If you're gonna be a lawyer,

you gotta understand negligence
and breach and McDonald's

versus that, ladies.

Habeas corpus Use none
of those terms properly.

How do you know you're
not a lawyer yet?

It's not too late to choose
a more noble profession.

Right, stick with it.

I'm going to need a lawyer
at some point.

I don't even know
if I want to be a lawyer.

I cannot believe I just.

I'm sorry my life
is a disaster right now.

Might be turning the corner.

You just met me.

All right.

I might end up in a suitcase.

I look at this place.

Looks like every serial killer
reenactment documentary.

Why do you have
a giant wrench?

OK, it wouldn't be a suitcase.

It'd be a carry-on.

Because you're 0 feet tall.

And my mom gave me that.

She said no matter how
broken something is,

there's always a way to fix it.

I'm sorry.

I don't know why I'm talking to you
about my mom right now.

All right.

And tell me about that.

That is a long story.

Everybody survived.

Holly, I don't know.

This guy is fucking great.

No, let's go, Winnie.

Come on, cupcake.

We're going to be late.

No way you could.

Stayed over.

He asked me out and then
I kind of asked him out

and then we just walked around the city

and we fell asleep talking.

I left before you could wake up.

I

don't know why.

What the fuck am I doing?

OK, I love you, but I'm.

I'm so sorry I woke you up.

I didn't.

This this whole thing
is so new to me.

You got cheese and bread.

You're going to miss
one ingredient.

What you doing with that?

Why you got the giant wrench?

You told her about your mom,
bro.

Don't tell nobody about your mom.

Fuck dog.

You in love, man.

About fucking time, man.

My boys.

Fuck that.

I couldn't get her out
of your fast enough.

This girl is a disaster.

She said nothing.

Want to get a match
in a Jacuzzi,

A bead and watch my movies?

Couple whips and lots of face things.

The kids ain't called
the Goonies.

They see the future crystal ball.

Remember hanging on the wall?

Got your girlfriend's screening?

Yeah.

Fire Alley.

There we go.

Hey, what's up, Lee?

Ben, this is Hallie,
my new girlfriend.

What are we saying?

Yeah.

Is that cool?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't really like labels,

but I like you a whole bunch.

I like your friend a whole bunch.

And if she wants to put a label on me,

then she can sew it
on wherever she was.

That was weird.

That was weird.

I'm.

I'm not into S&M
or anything like that.

Unless you are,
which would be totally cool.

You know, You do you.

Well, she really likes you too,

and it's very rare
for

her.

How's the crowd here tonight?

Over there, big boy?

You ladies like dumplings?

We just had the greatest dumplings.

My sister.

This is Pete.

Called his brother and Ben.

Ben.

This is Ben.

We all grew up together.

Yeah.

You two know each other,

Yeah.

Wow, that's so random.

I'm going to go grab
a trainer doors.

That way if you're looking to sneak out,
I know that's your thing.

Well, I am a disaster.

Let's go away from this.

Yeah.

So you a lawyer yet?

Why do you need a defence
attorney?

I'm just curious how you passed
the class on ethics

and not failing on people.

I think that's the jerk who we got with,

which was on a break from Jonathan.

So Beef the coffee girl
who ghosted him.

I thought she looked familiar,
but I don't see bases.

I just see souls.

At least he made her realise
that Jonathan was the one I'm engaged on.

Good for you.

Where are you registered?

I'll buy you broomstick.

I'll send you an invite.

You still live at $28.00 Boy Lane.

You do remember.

See.

It did mean something to you.

You'll always be my rock bottom.

She just called me bitch.

You think they're going
to physically fight or fuck?

It's a fine line.

Let's just get through tonight
for them, OK?

Else she's your sister.

I'm sure the relationship
won't last long.

She's your friend.

I question whether even together,

then I'm going to get a drink
and toast to never seeing

you again.

Cheers to that, bro.

So before I pronounce
this newlywed couple,

if anyone has an issue
with these two wonderful

people joining together
in holy matrimony,

speak now or forever hold your peace.

I have an objection.

I have to, honey.

It's just not right.

There's no way I can bless
this union.

Without their friends
and family joining us

to celebrate in Australia.

Welcome boy.

2K to the front.

Thank you, Sean.

51 E How Long's the flight?

60 miles

51 F Thanks.

73 F all the way to the back.

Head of the wedding,
but my sister, yes, I am.

How crazy is it that we're
on the same plane?

Don't think there's thousands of flights
flying to Sydney every day.

Well, it's quite a few, actually.

Qantas.

American Qantas.

Through Dubai, Co chairs.

Serendipity, I guess.

I don't think that word means
what you think it means.

So where's your fiance?

Hey, I'm Ben.

I was for Hall Pass on your break.

What?

Oh, my God.

I forgot.

Claude told me you dumped him
to sneak out on your wedding day.

Wow, you are a child.

It's a pretty long flight.

Do you want anything
from the front of the boat?

Hot cookie eye mask pyjamas.

Last 10 years of your life?

No thank you.

I'm all good on creatine
and small Dick insecurities.

Nothing small about me.

What the fuck?

A good flight.

See you there.

Why do so many of us?

Thank you so much
for joining me today on Hit Right.

What psychology can teach us
about living our most authentic lives?

I.

What the fuck?

Hey, baby.

Looking good.

They

should pick me up.

Dude.

Not just you, my guy.

Spelling bee.

Our

sisters are getting married.

How dope is that?

I know.

I'm so excited.

Oh, great.

All right,

let's hit it.

See you soon.

We'll see.

You won't need that.

The juice up?

Yoga.

Yoga.

Could

you make me?

And I make you sick.

Can't wait for you to see
where we stay in the cloud

is so dope.

We're all staying
at the same place.

Yeah, my stepdad house.

Super important for them
to keep the wedding party together.

Seems like a piece of information

that could have been shared
a little earlier.

Well, that's because they think
you guys hate each other,

so they want to poke the beard.

You're

right.

This place is insane.

All right, let's get
some sand on your feet.

Are you guys made-up?

Don't need an invitation
for that.

I think you do feel like you
can't leave me alone.

Same reason I slow down
at the car crash.

OK, so you guys buried the hatchet
water under the bridge.

Two adults, adults.

My fucking adult.

Oh, we did have a little bit
of the last minute snafu though.

You guys are going to have
to share A room.

There's only one bed,

but we hung a shower
curtain in the middle.

You're funny.

I can't wait.

Halley's such a goof,

which is good for you could use
some spontaneity.

Hey,

this weekend is going to be perfect.

I

hope so.

I have a million contingencies
and scenarios for everything.

And honestly, I just want
this wedding to be beautiful

because I let the shit out of

her and I just want to marry
the bitch,

you know what I'm saying?

Such a romantic.

Hey, don't be mad at me,
but Margaret here.

Why would I be mad?

She lives here.

I was 100%
expecting this year.

Margaret, Margaret,
Look who's here.

There she is.

100%.

Go rip off the Band-Aid.

Is it going stranger?

I was hoping you can't.

I wanted to message you,

but I didn't know how you feel
about hearing from me.

Are you kidding?

I'm never leaving.

Never leave.

Our mom and dad,
they're good, you know.

Mom now thinks
she's Australian and daddy's

not at all pointing out every tiny little

detail.

That's different.

They're also a little worried

how you're going to react a little bit.

What are you talking about?

You know, everybody thought
that you'd be the one

getting married first.

You always get to talk
about your wedding.

Growing up, you would use
the toilet paper

as a wedding dress.

When I just used it
to dress like a mummy.

It's not me anymore.

I'm free now.

I'm deprogrammed.

That does not mean I don't support you

and you're just getting you
that soul mates exist.

That's sweet.

That's going to be your

toe.

You and Claudia are the exception.

I'm really happy for you.

For you.

Going on over there,
that's Claudia's cousin.

She visited the States
of years back.

They dated.

No biggie.

Broke up with them,

brushed his heart

so that man does not have a heart.

Feels like forever ago
we were babies.

I'm really happy you're here.

We can reconnect as maybe not babies.

I would love that.

Bo,

call me my mate.

Ben, this is my partner.

Like

tennis partner

sometimes after.

How do you say
that to know each other?

We had a bit of a go back
when, didn't we?

Did You Know?

Yeah, we're gonna go
shopping this weekend.

Get up the Turks out here, right?

It's gonna be a cracker,

You know it.

Great.

God, yeah.

Hey.

Baby.

How's our future lawyer?

How's the trip been?

The Australians are all wonderful
and excuse me,

but good looking.

Why are they so weird
about their plugs?

I mean, this place
is basically America.

They speak English,
They eat regular food.

They have a complicated
relationship with their past.

How are you doing?

Honey?

I'm

doing OK.

I'm doing great.

My big sister's getting married.

Could still be you someday.

Have you heard from Jonathan?

Did he call her anything?

Well, that didn't take long.

We're just torn up
that he's not part of our family anymore.

How many words at our house every night
from like 11 years old?

He was basically family and was
about to the actual family.

If I never ask you for
anything ever again,

can you please just layoff
on me this weekend?

We just want both of our daughters
to be happy.

I'm very happy,
but not when you guys do this.

Not you in the right direction.

You're such a great guy.

I don't

think.

Dinner at 7:30, OK.

Yeah,

yeah.

Then all set for dinner.

Yeah, yeah,
I'll be there.

Everybody.

Oh, yes, right.

OK, so we're going to make this short

because you've all travelled
a bloody long distance

and Carol and I are so appreciative.

The biggest thing we've missed
since coming back from the States

is not seeing our kids.

Any luck?

Our extended family?

So we're just over the moon
to have a full house

before the wedding on Sunday,

where

we will celebrate Halle and Claudia
sitting off on this

crazy thing called life.

And of course Annie and Leo
are new family.

Well, we're just so grateful

not only for your incredible
hospitality,

but for bringing

into the world your beautiful daughter.

So, as they say
in our country, abandoned.

Now, baby.

What classes are you loving?

If you could really,
one thought to tort law

because class action
is really where it's

at right now.

Does Jonathan say you know
she pretty well?

Does he think you should do?

I can't even remember why
we put you in the truck again.

We didn't put her in the trunk.

She stowed away in the trunk.

Yeah, I wanted to go with you guys
to see Cinderella.

We were going to Coachella.

I know that now.

I was knowing.

I'll write it, everyone.

So Sage is meant
to cleanse negative energy.

Let's just have a moment
to calm ourselves.

I am not looking at anybody
in particular,

but I am looking at you.

B

and.

Chakra,

Let's hit that cobra.

Cleanse get that weasel.

Sign of the times.

Alright, alright.

Forward.

Forward.

First word.

Animosity.

Hey liar.

5 words.

No, just shut
the fuck up.

The Bible.

A woman.

A woman.

A woman who uses her sexuality
to take advantage of other people.

Focus right here.

Right here.

This is a white people game.

Y'all spend so much time
trying to trick each other.

I got so much time.

Just say the word.

Old Catwoman.

Your ego.

No probs cares.

No one can see us.

I cheat our shocking,

says a woman
who cheated on her fiance.

We were on a break, asshole.

You're either broken up for good
or you're cheating.

Either way, someones
lying to someone.

I must have really gotten
under your skin.

Roger.

What is this was the thing
I'm holding in my hand.

Firework.

Firework by Katy Perry.

It's not fair.

You're not fair.

What's wrong with you?

Oh God.

That's the gangster shit right there.

Sorry.

They're going to ruin our wedding.

All that matters
is that we're together.

It's true.

Look baby, I love you
to the moon and back,

but those two fuck ones
are going to destroy

our weekend and our memories,

which we are going to have
for a very long time,

are headed

straight over a Cliff.

It's going to be fine, baby.

We just have to stand there
and profess our love.

It seems to me they're
animus only surfaced

after they spent a night together.

Am I accurate?

That's usually how it goes, honey.

We crumble our feelings into a ball

and shove them deep down

so we can enjoy a better

frisk.

The solution appears to be simple.

There, we return them to the night
they were smitten,

like we took them into falling

in love with each other.

I didn't say anything
about love, honey.

We just need to get them
to jump each other's bones.

She clearly has eyes for them.

Who does?

Father Halle.

Spence.

The sister that the pump chested
by with the sad eyes.

You can't say that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

No, that that was rude.

I apologise to anyone
that was listening.

Which can only be you, Pete,

because you're the only person
that was listening.

I apologise.

I accept your apology
and will now move on.

Do you know B's been in love with Ben
since the first night they met?

Why didn't she tell him?

You know, when I was a young wife
and I liked a girl,

I would sneak up behind her
and

I'd cut a lot of her hair

and then I'd smack her on the bum.

I don't know.

I'm not good at this.

Sorry.

He was just too scared
to tell him.

But I've talked to her

and she said she regrets
walking out that morning.

Tell me more, son.

Why me?

Because you're really
good at it, right?

You can put this out on me.

No one can see me as a radio
play motherfucker.

He wants us to tell him
how much she likes him

so he lets his guard down
and goes to

work.

Some cup is killed with arrows
and some with traps.

So he needs to go to him,

drop his drawers

and say come to Papa.

What are you doing?

I'm from a different generation
and your generation sucks.

You fuck up
the whole world for us.

And I'm full of shame.

But the bottom line?

Three likes, Ben.

But then it feels awful
that he called her a disaster.

I mean, he said it was
his fragile male ego.

Then why is he fighting with her?

Well, because he likes her.

And I know that he likes Ben.

He's just denying herself
because she's gotten her head

somehow that she'll never love

again.

Whoa.

I'm not talking
about love, baby.

I'm talking about Dick.

Hey,

you.

Oh God, they got to you too.

Did you just overhear Holly
and Claudia say how much I like you?

No.

Really, it was Pete and Roger.

Fantastic.

It's a team effort.

They're

trying to get us together.

No way.

Oh, maybe they want us to stop acting
like assholes

so we don't ruin the biggest event

of our lives.

There's no us and assholes.

You're the one who destroyed
the living room.

Would you mind helping me
with something?

I hate to ask,
but I really appreciate it.

Sure.

So Roger left his sunglasses
on the sailboat.

I swear if his head wasn't screwed
on we'd use it as a bowling ball.

Do me a favour and swim out
and get them.

It's the one on the right,
both of us.

It's not really,
it's your persons job.

Doesn't seem like it.

Yeah.

All

right,

so everyone's involved with this.

I feel bad.

I don't want to bum, Holly.

Can you?

I

think are your

eyes closed?

I need

to start.

So out of shape
you have like a 10.

I'm not out of shape.

I've been two 95300 once.

I just don't do cardio.

Oh my God, you're
a hot girl face.

I'm not hot girl fit.

OK, my bad.

We'll see you at the boat.

Wait, wait, wait.

And I could have done myself,

but

whatever.

Thanks.

No fucking way.

I cannot believe they did this.

That is my ex, Jonathan.

What is he doing here?

My Black Hawk helicopter
parents have been trying

to get us back together

for the past

four months.

They flew him halfway across the world
to your sister's wedding.

That's my parents.

They think I'm throwing
my life away.

Honey, we're just going
to take him back

and get him all settled in.

I'll see you later.

You know, maybe we should do it.

Just tell everyone we're together

what it would solve that problem for me

and that problem

for you.

I don't have a problem.

You clearly want Margaret.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do.

I saw the way you looked at her last night

and I know she broke your heart.

She sees you with me.

She wants what she can't have.

And then Bye bye,
crocodile Jack.

She's fast.

Making her jealous
is not going to work around 7th grade.

Trust me, bro, we're on some career

when it comes to this stuff.

They've already gone
through all of the bullshit

trying to trick us into each other's

arms.

Let's just embrace it.

There's no way we can convince anyone
we actually like each other.

Yeah, you're right.

I know.

You know, I still think
about that night we spoke together.

Shut up.

No, I'm serious.

Yeah, this could be kind of fun.

We're at a wedding 1,000,000 miles
away from home.

He knows we can offer under the cover
of a masquerade.

That night at your place,

no matter how it ended,

it's still pretty amazing.

Can I sing enough?

Fuck it.

Let's do it.

Wait,

wait, stop.

Parts hanging over me?

I do.

OK, whoever wants
to go on the hike,

we need to leave now.

We're running behind schedule.

Becoming fake.

The mountains have been there
for millions of years.

A few more minutes
isn't going to hurt them.

Baby.

I know you are trying to calm me down
and I love you for it.

Thank you.

But I am hurting cats right now

and I need some help instead
of this easy breezy one

Scorsese.

Jitters,

remember our wedding?

I know that you're the
most beautiful bride

on God's green earth.

We're coming.

We're coming.

We're coming.

She's.

You owe me a cup.

Oh, yeah.

A little something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let me just.

It's right there.

I gotta get it, get it, get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it,

get it, get it, honey.

Get it, get it.

Here he is.

Hey.

So nice to see you.

I had no idea you're coming,
so your parents didn't tell you?

OK, yeah, you know the first ass then

when they invited me was just be know

because otherwise

this would be really fucking awkward.

And now it is fucking awkward.

No.

You like family effing awkward.

If you weren't here,
I'm so glad you're here.

So happy.

And congratulations.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Right.

It's great to see you.

It's great to see you too.

We are all going on a hike,

so whoever wants to come with,

we got to move out.

Let's move out.

Ben.

Let

me.

Jonathan.

Oh, hey, man, I'm Ben.

Hey.

Oh, Pete and Claudia's
friend, right?

Yeah.

Also friends with B,
among

other things.

Yeah, it's nice to meet you.

OK.

Plenty of enough time in the car
to do whatever the fuck this is.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, you need to come up
with a game plan.

Yeah, you are so terrible at this.

What?

We're doing this thing.

Honey, I'm sorry.

I know we should have asked you,
but we had to invite you.

Oh, it's totally fine.

I'm glad he's here.

I love him.

And Holly loves him.

Yeah.

Great.

OK, so we spend a little time together
away from the real world,

and see if you rekindle.

We spark reborn.

Oh, no.

Mom.

Guys, no.

I totally forgot to tell you,
but I'm with Ben.

Do you want to come pick him up
and back?

And you know your parents

have fun?

All right, so is it likely
to just get together

or we've been sneaking around?

Oh, I got it.

What if we ran into each other?

Chipotle Lady
in the Tramp?

A burrito?

No,

this can't be that hard.

It's better than you think.

My parents don't even believe it,

yet you told them 5 seconds ago
they know I would never

go out with a guy like you.

You've been with one guy
your entire life.

Jonathan's a better man
than you'll ever be.

And yet you left him.

Which is why, exactly,

Because he seems like he cheques
all your boxes.

OK, You don't know my boxes
and you never will.

Just

figure this out, please.

OK.

We just suck face
in front of everybody.

Half of them think
they set us up anyway.

No, that's too much.

We need to do something
that's more hidden

so it feels more real.

Not some fuck boy
wedding hook up.

You keep calling me a fuck boy
like it's an insult.

I own that shit.

Let's just be affectionate.

And I was a foreign
concept too.

I can be affectionate.

Can you believe
your parents invited Jonathan?

Now I have to find a table
to stand on.

What about B?

No, no, she's fine.

She's sitting with us at our table.

No, I'm talking about how she's already
at a low point

because she's going through a

breakup and I don't even know
what's happening with school.

She never even talks
about it anymore.

And I guess I have to put it
with the cousins.

All right.

Oh shit.

Check it out guys.

It's beautiful.

I thought it's gonna
be good, man.

That's nice.

Wow.

So beautiful here it is.

Pretty spectacular, hey?

It's amazing.

Wow, this is so romantic.

With my neck.

And you were short.

You were not trying to say that.

Are you ticklish
like a toddler?

Go OK, I can stop.

Just let me do it.

Permission to put my left hand
on your right Back

granted.

Too hard?

Not in circles.

It's not a magic lamp.

All right, now you're just
playing Boppin.

I've never rubbed a bumper show
clearly Each one.

You know, wearing underwear.

This is one suit.

I'm on holiday.

Just mind the gap.

That's good.

Just like.

But you don't have to hover.

Just kind of you all man Woods.

OK, just take it out.

You try.

You want to stick my finger
in my own ass?

How's that going to come
into oh on you?

Jesus Christ, back
in back down here.

How did you get in this thing?

See.

It's like holding a baby murder.

God damn it, were

they not watching this whole time?

Look at a moment Or something.

Anyway, No, really,
because I feel something.

I don't have a mole.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck
are there anymore?

Jack fires on parents.

They like bears.

No pictures.

Cameras down.

You're not going to take your spirit,
are there anymore?

Where

are they?

I feel it.

I feel it.

I

think I see something.

Oh no, that's just part of you.

You're fine.

Look, if I have one of those
little fuckers for me,

they might be in you.

I'm good.

It's probably a better way
to check than what I did.

All right, little when
you join your journey.

We do not inherit the earth.

We just borrow it
from our creatures.

Hey guys.

What we missed?

I cannot get that because you're meant
to learn to dive when you're 6.

You got this one?

Ever tried focusing
on your toes?

My mom taught me this trick.

If you pretend like there's a string
from your nose or your toes,

you just kind of maintain

that position.

You mind doing it again?

This time I'm going to shout
out a trivia question.

I think it's just going
to help clear your mind.

Just make sure it's a question
about aeroplanes.

Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

What company created the conflict?

Collaboration between British Airways
and the French government.

Get there.

Maybe your mom can teach you
how to dive.

But she she passed away.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

I'm gonna go again but on this time

give me your one with a
little shorter answer,

I

have a better idea.

They just let me do everything.

I'll guide you in.

Don't think.

Be careful of his shoulder

jumping off A moving train in Paris

wouldn't let me see the
Eiffel Tower alone.

I had to tell her.

I love her.

When you know she's the one,
nothing else matters.

Thank you.

Thank you.

There you go.

Do it.

Good job babe.

Your dad's a natural.

I'm so glad you guys got
to spend some time with Ben.

You two really getting to know each other

in a very respectful
manner 1 Befitting such

a kind and intelligent woman
as your daughter.

Yes, we are in the early stages.

Not too early.

Also not so advanced.

Just that magical moment

when two people come together
in this crazy journey we call

life.

That's why I'm so worried
when Jonathan showed up.

I don't want to hurt
his feelings.

I even suggested we hide our light
and rebuild for his sake.

But I love it's just so strong
and I know what you guys are thinking.

He's much older.

They weren't right.

Probably thinking I'm 27,
early 28.

Yes, we are very happy.

Happiest.

You know, you look like
that back in the day.

Made out of cobblestone.

They're holding hands.

I think it's working.

Was that bullshit about
anyone one the story

about the giant wrench?

I thought it might have been aligning
to all your one night nothings.

You ever heard that too?

Like I didn't.

I'm sorry.

And it wasn't a line.

These things are nice to my dad.

You should probably rinse off.

You have his SPF pavilion
on you now.

Cheers, mate.

I'll just grab a quickie,

OK?

So Australia what do you reckon?

I how you bonding it.

I know it's it's great.

That's great on about you all the time.

I rip a cunt she called you as is Margaret

and Ripper cunt is good friend.

OK, yeah, you know,
you got a proper surfing scene.

Gets all off your clacker

and your Gobbler too.

Gobbler is, you know,
you hop on it.

You know your baby Captain.

Come on mate,
you know the anteater.

Anyway, good to have you.

Am I into

your game?

You're

going down.

Have you been doing pretty good?

You

OK?

I guess.

How's school going?

Decide what kind of law
you want to practise.

Yet you know me, I've never been
one for practising.

Still having second thoughts straight
to 3rd and I know

it's weird me being here,

but believe me I had nothing
to do with it.

Your parents do me give me
the frequent fire miles.

You're part of the family.

I'd be lying if I said
I haven't been thinking about you.

Me too.

How long did you
and that guy been been?

It's kind of new.

Not like new new, but new.

Why?

He seems great.

I really don't.

Thanks for being so cool
about all of this.

Not just

this, but.

It's it's

really, It's really good
to see you be.

I'm gonna hear

that.

Me.

You

want

coffee?

It's the best in the world.

You guys are really proud
of your coffee here.

What's the best
in the fucking world?

Enjoy.

Fuck, that is good.

I was thinking of going
for a bit of a run later.

Do you want to join?

I'm actually going on a bike ride with B,
so I don't think I can.

She's a little sweet on you.

Hey.

Oh, you caught that.

How long have you
and Bob been together?

Now we're just banging about.

He's nice, but I think I'm looking
for someone less casual, more romantic.

Why did me and you have
a breakup anyway?

I don't really remember,

but I think you said something
like I was an immature drongo

smothered an ex body spray.

Smells like you're not
that guy anymore.

He's a lucky girl.

Hey, open

the heart.

What's wrong?

Margaret thinks
we're together.

That's great.

No, Margaret needs.

I think we're the right type
of together.

Not together, together,
but like situationally together.

Because if she thinks
we're together together,

she's not going to bring girl code.

So we need to finesse our togetherness
so that we're together,

but there's an opening

for our togetherness

and you can just slide right in

so that we can be together.

Are you on coke?

Coffee here?

It's like meth,
I'm guessing.

Power to Goldman Partners Wedding.

Do what you do.

Jesus, dude, who are you?

I'm a man trying
to figure this out.

Get your wound so much bigger.

You got a painting?

Wow, that's so red.

We have to kick it up
a notch.

Make it feel like we're
in the Gaga stage.

What do you want to do?

Take me in the hallway.

That is not Gaga.

Actually, that could be considered
as Gaga.

Tonight's the rehearsal dinner,

so we have to do something
that makes it look like you're

into me, but you're not into me
and I'm into you.

But you can tell by my face
that it's never going to mount.

Get it together, man.

You hit me so much.

OK, come on up.

And now pretend this is a real fox
that messed up our car.

Fuck it up.

Fuck it up.

Fuck it up.

Fuck it up.

Fuck it up.

Fuck it up.

Fuck it up.

Fuck it, fuck it up.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, they're here.

All right, everybody, wheels up.

Please touch.

What

would you like to drink?

What's a traditional drink
for rehearsal dinner,

rescatches need and a champagne
for

the lady.

You remember that you can't handle
the hard liquor?

Yeah.

Smells.

Still not out of my car?

No, I feel really bad about that.

That was a fun night.

That was a fun summer.

Captain says that we can steer the ship.

Look how lucky we are
on the bold Southern back and forth

with no real transportation.

No reason.

Look at you, Polly.

Bargain.

You develop the ball.

Oh hey, look, is that Tasmania?

Honey, that's yes,
I think it might be.

Lisa was

subtle, was it?

This oddly reminds me of
from the first or second time.

Jonathan is just the most
perfect guy.

He's like a son to us.

Well, that might be
a problem mate.

They might not want
to shag a brother.

How'd it go?

Parents back off a little.

How about you?

Here we go.

Game on.

God.

Let's go.

It's a

little hard to tell.

Bitch Hemsworth my way.

Everybody to the top deck.

We want to do a champagne too.

Come on.

So what are we doing?

Closing the deal.

Titanic me.

Titanic.

No, that is so lame.

Exactly.

The only people who would do something
that's lame

are the ones who know how lame it

is but are in the first stages
of liking each other

so they're totally comfortable
in

their mutual lameness.

Customers.

Oh my God, this is so cringe.

So it's saying cringe.

Lift my arms.

I've seen a movie.

Hello.

OK.

This is never going to work.

That's the cutest thing
I've ever seen.

Are they doing Titanic?

Are they watching?

Yep.

Are

they buying it?

Can't imagine they would.

It's real.

We didn't.

We're good.

We're really bloody good.

Jonathan, have you seen Tasmania?

And yeah, I'm fine,

it's fine.