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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,464 The teen years. The clothes may change, the hair may change... 2 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,439 ...what gets pierced may change... 3 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:14,580 ...but one thing doesn't change, teenagers suck. 4 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,649 The crying, the mood swings, the unpredictable behavior. 5 00:00:17,817 --> 00:00:20,308 Axl, you better get up or you're gonna miss the bus. 6 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,354 I am not telling you again. Get up. Get up. Get up. 7 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,514 Hey. 8 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:26,749 You're up. 9 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:29,793 Yeah, I got up early, decided to take the trash to the curb. 10 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:30,987 Got the paper for you. 11 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,623 That's a pretty blouse, Mom. 12 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:38,500 Like I said. Unpredictable behavior. 13 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:40,161 Okay, I'll search his backpack. 14 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,104 You go over there and very casually check his breath. 15 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:48,445 Okay. Don't look, but he's actually pouring cereal into a bowl. 16 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,310 I said, don't look. 17 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:52,746 What's his game? 18 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,778 You know what? He's 16 now. 19 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:59,823 Maybe we're through the worst with him. Maybe he's grown up. 20 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,723 Maybe things are finally about to get a little easier around here now. 21 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,193 Ohh. 22 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,022 I can't go to school today. My hair is stringy... 23 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,567 ...my face is too oval and I have no friends. 24 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:13,995 Honey, we all have those days. 25 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:15,641 Why don't you take a sick day? 26 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,505 - It'll be our little secret. - And not see my friends? 27 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:20,976 Yeah, great idea, Mom. 28 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:24,548 God, it's like you don't even understand me at all. 29 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:27,912 Okay, I'll tell them. 30 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:32,087 Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny are on a bus to Vegas... 31 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,692 ...and they forgot to get someone to watch Doris. 32 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:37,796 Oh, no. I'm not taking that dog again. 33 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,863 - I'll do it. - How about one of the guys? 34 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,196 - I suppose I could ask. - I'll do it. 35 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,769 Or that creepy neighbor? 36 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,169 - I thought he was dead. - I'll do it. 37 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:50,400 No, Brick, I don't think you will do it. 38 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,910 Why not? Why can't I? Give me one good reason. 39 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,310 We could give him a whole lot of good reasons. 40 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:13,523 You forgot to feed me. I am dead. 41 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,037 Please can I watch her? Doris is the most fun dog ever. 42 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,608 Doris is not the most fun dog ever. 43 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,934 Brick, the problem is that you get distracted and you forget stuff. 44 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:29,809 The back yard is too frozen right now to dig a new grave. 45 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,884 But I won't get distracted this time. I promise. 46 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,618 The dog is pretty old. 47 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:39,224 She dies on Brick's watch, they can't really pin it on us. 48 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:44,757 Okay, against all judgment, you can watch Doris. 49 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,001 Brick, we said okay. 50 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:51,767 To what? 51 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,667 Watching the dog. 52 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:56,171 Doris? The dog. 53 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,601 Oh, right. Great. 54 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,680 Mom. Dad. 55 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,512 Listen, I wanna talk to you guys about something. 56 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,747 You're gonna have to marry her and you can't live here. 57 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,653 Listen, I'm 16 now. 58 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:16,591 And I think we can all agree that I've proven myself to be responsible. 59 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:21,289 - You took out the garbage once. - And I brought in the paper. 60 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:26,495 So I think you guys should consider the fact that I deserve my own car. 61 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,767 And there it was. The reason Axl was being so nice. 62 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,707 Ever since Axl got his driver's license a few weeks ago... 63 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:36,780 ...he'd been chomping at the bit to drive every chance he could get. 64 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,217 I need eggs. 65 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,951 I need milk. 66 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,690 I need tampons. 67 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,501 You want a car? You're gonna have to work for it and earn it yourself. 68 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:59,237 Yeah, I had a job. 69 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,999 It sucked. But I still want a car... 70 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,006 ...so you see my dilemma. 71 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,907 Well, you know, I have a job and a car... 72 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,048 ...so you see the connection. 73 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,749 You know, if I had a car I could take her to the insane asylum. 74 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:22,525 Sue, what are you doing? 75 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:27,162 All my clothes are stupid and ugly. And... Ugh! 76 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,527 Stupid. 77 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:29,827 She needs help. 78 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,403 Where did I stash that last bag of Halloween candy? 79 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:35,598 Oh, right, in my mouth during Grey's Anatomy. 80 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:39,905 I'm trying out for drama club and I have nothing to wear. Nothing. 81 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:42,604 Drama club. Sounds about right. 82 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,452 All right, that's enough of that. 83 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,850 Stop crying right now. 84 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:54,254 Okay, Mike, why don't you just go. I'll handle this? 85 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:59,355 Honey, how about I help you find something to wear to the audition? 86 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:03,099 Oh, yeah, right. Like you know what's cool. 87 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:08,405 I'm sorry. I'm just so sorry. 88 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,509 It's okay. We'll find something. 89 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,044 Nothing that would make anybody like me. 90 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:21,243 Mom, all the cool kids have Citizens Of Humanity jeans... 91 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:25,084 ...and I am the only person in the entire school who doesn't. 92 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:29,618 Honey, I believe that it's not what people see on the outside... 93 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:32,890 ...that makes you popular. It's what's inside. 94 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:36,593 You have to let your inner light shine through. 95 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:40,830 Hold your smile, keep eye contact, see if she buys it. 96 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,668 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 97 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,071 Damn. 98 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:48,407 Mom, junior high is hard. 99 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,572 People judge you for every little thing... 100 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,651 ...if they even notice you at all. 101 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,317 I just wanna be judged. 102 00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:00,786 Didn't you ever want something so bad that you'd die for it? 103 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,297 - I love you. - Yeah, yeah. 104 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,372 Just don't tell your dad how much they cost. 105 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:21,369 Hey, buddy. How was the first day watching the dog? 106 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:25,944 - Ohh. - Yeah, I know. Ohh. 107 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,883 You left her at the end of the driveway. Go get her. 108 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,990 Hey, Brick, why is Doris at the end...? 109 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,060 He knows. He's on it. 110 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,459 Dad, I got new jeans. 111 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,894 Oh, wow. I like them. 112 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:45,331 No, not these. These are my old gross jeans. 113 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:50,107 These. I'm gonna go try them on. 114 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,339 Can I see that? 115 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,247 I... Uh... Ahem. 116 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:59,474 - Let me see that. - What? It's a receipt. So what? 117 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,085 You don't need to see it. 118 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,051 Is that how it is now, Ricky Ricardo? 119 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,213 You have to see all my receipts? 120 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:08,485 When you dive on it like it's a live grenade, yeah, I wanna see. 121 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:11,152 You know what? I just don't like this in principle... 122 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:12,991 ...because it makes me feel... 123 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,997 Well, I'm just gonna say it, Mike. 124 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,192 Less than. 125 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,701 And I am not "less than." 126 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:21,237 - Let me see it. - No. 127 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,671 - Frankie. - No. 128 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:27,679 All right. If you don't want me to see it, then that's your business. 129 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:28,871 Whatever. 130 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:31,175 - Mike. No, don't take that. - Give it. 131 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:34,376 Get your hands out. Don't read that. 132 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,283 There's a present for you on there. 133 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,855 A hundred and twelve bucks for one pair of jeans? 134 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,517 Well, most of that is tax. 135 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,287 Frankie, are you kidding? 136 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,092 Tell me there's another man somewhere supporting you. 137 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,257 I know it's crazy. It's completely crazy. 138 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,266 This is about Sue and her self-esteem. 139 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,929 I just gave Axl a lecture about how he's gotta work for things... 140 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:59,567 ...and then you buy her jeans that cost more than all my pants put together? 141 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:03,704 - I wouldn't expect you to understand. - Good. Because I don't. 142 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,942 Look, Mike, I know this seems frivolous... 143 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,484 ...but at her age, fitting in is important. 144 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,122 And if I can do one thing to help her fit in... 145 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,815 ...I'm gonna help her look cool. 146 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,585 You guys are not even gonna recognize me. 147 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,762 So? What do you think? 148 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,325 It's just great, honey. 149 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,939 Yup, money well spent. 150 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,606 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 151 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,908 I did not not make drama club. 152 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,314 Oh, well, you'll get them next time, honey. 153 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,010 No, I said not not. 154 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,019 I didn't not make it yet. 155 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,852 I still almost maybe did make it. 156 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,960 I got a callback. Ahh! 157 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,464 - Honey, that's great. - Yeah. 158 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:59,369 Oh, right. The magic jeans got her a callback. 159 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,303 No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous. 160 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,705 The jeans gave her the confidence she needed... 161 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:07,607 ...to nail the audition and get the callback. 162 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:10,943 Kind of like that jersey you always wear when you watch the Colts. 163 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:14,382 - Well, that's not magic, that's science. - Oh. 164 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,387 Hey. I need to meet some friends at Pizza Pan. 165 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,024 Oh, right. 166 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:22,490 If someone bought me a car like other people buy people jeans... 167 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:26,189 ...I could drive myself, but if you wanna play favorites with your kids... 168 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:30,062 ...then I guess I'm gonna need a ride when you guys go out tonight. 169 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,864 Big drag for you. 170 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:36,906 Also, if I had my own car, I could take Sue to the orthodontist... 171 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,874 ...and look for that dog that Brick is going to lose. 172 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,982 I mean, I'm just thinking about you. Why don't you get that? 173 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:58,828 - Who's that girl waving to us? - It's nobody, see you later. 174 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:00,759 Oh, come on, let me out. 175 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,764 Not till you tell us who that girl is. 176 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,266 How should I know? 177 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,700 Wow, she seems very friendly. Hi. 178 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,567 - Sure is. Hi, friendly stranger. - Oh, God. Please, would you just stop. 179 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:14,269 She's just some girl I've kind of been seeing. 180 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,710 - Let me out. - If we had given you a car... 181 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,941 ...we would never have found out about this. 182 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,518 - What's her name? Where'd you meet? - Kate. School. 183 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,848 She's a good influence on me. Can I get out? 184 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,254 Sure. Wait a minute. I think, Frankie, we should meet this Kate. 185 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,053 - Definitely gotta meet her. - Fine. 186 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:32,789 Just don't say anything moronic like, "Nice to meet you." 187 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,264 Or, "Pleasure to meet you." Or, "Good to meet you." 188 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,494 Wouldn't dream of it. 189 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,908 Kate. Some people who gave birth to me. 190 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:44,099 People. Kate. 191 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:47,245 - It's so nice to meet you. - You too. 192 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,813 Okay, this has been awkward. Let's go. 193 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:54,412 Wow. She's pretty. 194 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,646 Boat-show-model pretty. 195 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:02,220 I was thinking, maybe we should, you know, buy Axl a car. 196 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,894 What? Where is this coming from? 197 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,625 You just told him the other day he had to work for it. 198 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:12,601 Yeah, but a guy needs a car. Especially with the level of girl he's dating. 199 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,240 Level? What do you mean level? 200 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,337 I can't. 201 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,505 Yeah, eventually you're gonna have to spit. 202 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,908 Oh, my God. 203 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:25,414 You wanna buy Axl a car because the girl he's dating is hot. 204 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:26,846 Did you not hear the boy? 205 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,920 She's also an excellent student and a good influence on him. 206 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:33,081 You are so full of it. 207 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:36,092 You can't pick up a girl like that in your parents' car. 208 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,286 It's just not cool. 209 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,829 Oh, you think it's important that he be cool? 210 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:44,265 You don't know what it's like for a boy. If you don't have a car, you're nothing. 211 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:59,212 Oh, my God, after all the grief you gave me about those jeans. 212 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:03,487 Jeans are dumb. A car is freedom. 213 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:07,217 Fine. If you can find a car for the same price as those jeans... 214 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,156 ...you go for it. 215 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,730 I should have known better. 216 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,535 That cost a hundred and twelve bucks? 217 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,145 Hundred and ten. Keep the change. 218 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,482 Buy yourself something pretty. 219 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:38,649 I guess Mike and I discovered what the rich have known all along. 220 00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,258 Throw money at a problem and it'll go away. 221 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,587 Might be the carburetor? 222 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,788 No, it's the engine mount. We tighten that, you're good. 223 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,297 Mike and Axl were getting along. 224 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,492 Brick hadn't killed the dog yet. 225 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:53,103 Come on, girl. Fetch. 226 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,109 Come on, Doris. 227 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,245 Go get it, girl. 228 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,511 And Sue was over the moon with her new jeans. 229 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,776 I thought I was handling the teen years pretty well. 230 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,354 Hey, Mom. Have you seen my new jeans? 231 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,615 It would be cool to have a fashion show. 232 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,692 Everyone can vote on which top I should wear with my jeans... 233 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:15,884 ...to the audition. 234 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:19,758 I brought them in here to hand wash them but haven't gotten to it yet. 235 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,730 - Um, Brick? - Yeah? 236 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:24,961 Missing anything? 237 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,633 I miss Grandma. 238 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,836 Anything that goes "woof"? 239 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,303 On it. 240 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,649 The callback audition has to be a new monologue. 241 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:44,518 Do you think The Crucible or Grease would show off the jeans more? 242 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,850 I could do my hair... 243 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,087 I shrunk the magic jeans. 244 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,821 Oh, no, God. Take my jeans instead. 245 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,027 You have an audition to worry about. You should go rest. 246 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,863 But it's the middle of the day. 247 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,097 Are you serious about this audition or not? 248 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,890 There was no way around it. I was gonna have to tell Sue the truth... 249 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,087 ...that a burglar broke in and stole only her jeans. 250 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,559 - Hi, sweetie. - Mom, look... 251 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,965 ...I have the same jeans as Jennifer Love Hewitt. 252 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,199 Yeah, about that. 253 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,935 Sue, I have some bad news. 254 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,203 You know that new dryer that we have that we found... 255 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,407 ...that's just so new and so good. 256 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,415 It's really too good. 257 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,951 What are you talking about? 258 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,278 Honey... 259 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,085 ...the dryer shrunk your jeans. 260 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,388 - What? - I'm so, so sorry. 261 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,463 I just feel terrible. 262 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,999 That's okay. It's not your fault. 263 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,297 I know, but I just feel horrible. 264 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,667 Don't feel horrible. 265 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,398 They were just jeans. 266 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,136 And the truth is, you were right before. 267 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,610 It really is about what's inside that counts. 268 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,409 I just have to let my inner light shine through. 269 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,849 Okay, yeah, that's not what really happened. 270 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,854 How could you do this to me? You just want to ruin my life. 271 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:28,357 You knew how important they were to me, and you didn't keep them safe. 272 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:31,018 You don't care about anyone but yourself. 273 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,493 I hate you. 274 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,528 Honey, you don't really feel that. 275 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,534 A lot of that is just hormones talking. 276 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,502 You're frustrated and disappointed. 277 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,505 I'm just gonna give you some space. 278 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,304 And we'll talk about it more when you've calmed down. 279 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,446 Okay, that didn't happen either. 280 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,808 Oh, yeah? 281 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,883 Well, you are no picnic to live with either. 282 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,145 You think I don't do anything for you? 283 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,949 Let me tell you something, missy. 284 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,956 All I do are things for you. 285 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,117 And right now, I'm not sure it's worth it. 286 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,489 Then leave me alone. 287 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,962 You don't have to ask me twice. 288 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:18,074 Yep. The crying, the mood swings, the unpredictable behavior... 289 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,302 ...it's a tough time. 290 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,609 In the next couple days, Sue and I weren't fighting... 291 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,345 ...but that's mostly because we weren't talking. 292 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,955 Oh, no. I can't find the... 293 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,523 Never mind. I got her. 294 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,285 My bad. 295 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,029 Hey, Dad. Do you know where my lip gloss is? 296 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,228 Uh, no. 297 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:49,034 That's okay, I'll find it. Thanks, Dad. 298 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,443 Wanna tell me why my daughter is asking me about lip gloss? 299 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,877 Because she's still punishing me. 300 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,315 Well, the joke's on her, because I know it went through the wash with her jeans. 301 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,656 Hey, Dad, great idea gapping the spark plugs. 302 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,554 She is running sweet now. You're the man. 303 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,392 So, what do you think about this shirt? 304 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,554 Am I trying too hard, or? 305 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,666 A girl like that? You gotta try hard. 306 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,802 Heh. You know it. 307 00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:19,968 Boom! 308 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,103 - He's a good kid. - Shut up. 309 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,942 I'm texting Bella that you picked me up in your own car. 310 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:33,482 I'm texting Bella that you look really cute tonight. 311 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,018 I'm texting Bella that I look really cute tonight. 312 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,155 You don't have to text Bella about this. 313 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,857 Brick. Dog. 314 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,467 I gotta go pick up Axl. 315 00:17:58,644 --> 00:17:59,941 The car broke down. 316 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,604 Typical teenager. He probably tried to push it over 20. 317 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,017 Way to go, Dad. I told you it was the carburetor. 318 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,284 - He's so lame. - It's not the carburetor. 319 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,327 You don't know. You don't know anything. 320 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,964 He doesn't know anything. 321 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,999 Axl. Watch it. 322 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,465 I was just trying to help. 323 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,969 So I'm texting Bella that your dad is dropping us at the movies. 324 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,631 I'm texting Bella that your dad is tall. 325 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,073 Tall and clueless. 326 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,543 Okay, here we are. 327 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,742 This is my house. 328 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,683 That's right. Axl isn't gonna be able to go out with you. 329 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:47,314 I'm sorry, because clearly you're a very high level of girl. 330 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,257 But until Axl learns the correct way to talk to his dad... 331 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,760 ...he's not going anywhere. 332 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,727 You're welcome to text Bella that too. 333 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,869 God, Dad is trying to ruin my entire life. 334 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,835 Aw. Come here, I'll fist bump you. 335 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,076 He told me I didn't know anything. 336 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,614 - What? You know a ton. - Thank you. 337 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,682 Sue hates me. 338 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,911 That's crazy. You totally rock. 339 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,556 Right? No. 340 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,251 We thought we could help them and it just seems to enrage them. 341 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:25,954 Teenagers put you through hell so you don't miss them when they go. 342 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,725 Yeah, nature's smart. 343 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,364 They're good kids. If this is the worst of it, we'll be fine. 344 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,101 - You're right. We're lucky. - Very lucky. 345 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,113 - Of course, we could be luckier. - Don't I know it. 346 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,385 Hi, Dad. Morning, Mom. 347 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,044 And just like that and for no particular reason... 348 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,883 ...Sue was back to her sweet self. 349 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,651 I knew it wouldn't last, so I just went with it. 350 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,657 And Mom, I wanted you to know that I decided to wear my new jeans... 351 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,459 ...to the drama club audition anyway. I'm just gonna wear them as Bermudas. 352 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,124 Bermudas are in. 353 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,396 They're not, but I wasn't saying a word. 354 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,064 That's great, honey. I think I stuck them in the laundry room. 355 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,935 The aunts are back from Vegas. 356 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,307 They're coming to pick up Doris. Where is she? 357 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,409 Brick? Did something happen to that dog? 358 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,953 Don't forget, I can always tell when you're lying. 359 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:27,091 Brick has a tell when he's lying. 360 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,420 - Brick, did you break the lamp? - No. 361 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,492 I'm lying. 362 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,428 Okay, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. 363 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,295 Doris is gone. She's gone. Her wagon is empty... 364 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,168 ...and I don't know where she went. 365 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,106 Congratulations. You were right. 366 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,974 Being responsible is not my strong suit. 367 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,945 I'll be in my room thinking about what I've done. 368 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,410 My jeans. 369 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,683 Puppies. 370 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,724 Doris, what were you thinking? 371 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:05,727 You were almost home free and now you're starting over? 372 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,664 Big mistake, Doris, big mistake. 373 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,961 Yup, the next few years wouldn't be easy... 374 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,297 ...hormones, dating, driving. 375 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,996 But whenever I got frustrated... 376 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:17,334 ...I remembered the look in that dog's eyes... 377 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,205 ...and thought, "At least I got it better than Doris." 378 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:24,577 Can we keep one? I promise I'll take care of it this time. 379 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,877 I'm lying. 380 00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:31,477 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30119

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