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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,530 --> 00:00:02,550 -=http://bbs.sfileydy.com=- Proudly Presents 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:04,580 -=http://bbs.sfileydy.com=- Sync:YTET-Ìð¿§·È 3 00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:08,320 here in the midwest, fall is the best time of year 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,860 corn mazes,football booster club, and in our neighborhood, 5 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:14,040 the birchwood avenue block party. 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:18,410 If you live between 321 and 452 birchwood avenue,you're more than welcome. 7 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:21,730 But if you don't,well,u're out of luck. 8 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:27,200 But the most exciting thing about the block party is the birchwood 500-- 9 00:00:27,530 --> 00:00:31,030 three nail-biting laps around the block on your riding mower. 10 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,674 The whole neighborhood looks forward to it, 11 00:00:32,675 --> 00:00:34,300 especially the kids. 12 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,290 Lawnmower races are lame. 13 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:38,130 Well,most of them,anyway. 14 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:42,200 Axl's in that phase right now where everyone and everything is lame. 15 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,050 Birthdays are lame. 16 00:00:44,490 --> 00:00:46,250 tv's lame. 17 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,800 Food is lame. 18 00:00:48,420 --> 00:00:52,430 Hey,last yearwhen jack meenahan won,you said,"don't worry,dad. 19 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:54,580 We'll get 'em next year. " We. 20 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:55,860 And for that reason alone, 21 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:59,320 I bet him thatthe loser this year has to mowthe other guy's lawn for a year. 22 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,530 Yeah,well,that was lame. 23 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:02,770 you know what's lame? 24 00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:04,250 Thinkingeverything's lame is lame! 25 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:07,130 - That's what's lame! - whatever! 26 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,310 what I just yelled was lame,wasn't it? 27 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:12,260 Well,we're not allowed to yellwhat we really want to. 28 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 29 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,850 I'm supposed to tell yousomething. It's important. 30 00:01:21,850 --> 00:01:24,160 important. 31 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,360 Well? 32 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,020 they wantto talk to you and dadabout that testI had to take. 33 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:32,520 The waterman-ginsberg test? Yeah. 34 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,360 Why'd I have totake that test anyway? No reason. 35 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:40,440 Then why'dthey only give itto me and the kidwho sets things on fire? 36 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,990 Mom,throw this. 37 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,430 that w justthe day you took it. They give that testto everyone. 38 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,680 They don'T. 39 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:50,020 Throw it again. 40 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,650 Wait. Why am I doing this? 41 00:01:51,650 --> 00:01:54,180 Tryouts for tennis teamare next week. 42 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,260 You're trying out for tennis? 43 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,230 No.Coach saidthat's a long shot, 44 00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:00,580 but he did say there areopenings for ball girl. 45 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:09,820 And I'm the onewho needs testing. 46 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:14,240 The reason brick needed testing was because... 47 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,680 well,the counselor explained it so well,I'll let her tell it. 48 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,700 Brick's teachers referred himfor waterman-ginsberg testing 49 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:25,680 because they observed that--although very bright--your son struggles socially. 50 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:29,810 In layman's terms,he has a hard timemaking friends. 51 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:31,930 We needed some $500 testto tell us that? 52 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:33,920 I could've told you thatfor free. 53 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,230 - Mike,let her finish. - Thank you. 54 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:39,270 the test revealedthat brickis slightly challenged 55 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:43,290 in his ability to establishappropriate peer cnections. 56 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:45,260 I see. 57 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:47,190 He has a hard timemaking friends. 58 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:49,200 Exactly. 59 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,910 So there you have it. 60 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:57,280 I-I think what my husband and iare wondering is,why? 61 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,570 Why does he havea hard time making friends? 62 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:03,190 Oh,who can say why anyonedoes anything? 63 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,660 you're supposed to,for 500 bucks. 64 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:09,360 - mike,let her finish. - Oh,I'm done. 65 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,200 Let me tell you something. 66 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,940 brick isthe happiest kid I know. 67 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:15,710 Sure,he whispers to himself. 68 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:17,650 Sure,he showers sitting down. 69 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:20,830 maybe he licked the caronce or twice. 70 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:22,400 Hey,don't write that down! 71 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:27,000 I-I guess whatwe were wondering is... is there somethingwe should be doing? 72 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:31,590 Well,what do you do now to help him socialize? 73 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,800 I think-- 74 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:42,380 Oh,you know... the usual. 75 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:45,200 I'd do a little morethan that. 76 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,140 So... should we be concerned? 77 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:53,160 I guess what I'd adviseis that yobe concerned,but not overly concerned. 78 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,500 do what you canand hope for the best. 79 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,290 - That's it? - That's it. 80 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:04,890 Not so badnow doesn't it feel goodto have a plan? 81 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:09,600 so how'd the kid wholights things on fire do? 82 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,720 that stupid counselor meeting left us more confused than ever. 83 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,890 Why is everyone always trying to convince you something's wrong with your kids? 84 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:22,780 What is wrong with you? That is for the block party. 85 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:24,770 I can read. I'm not stupid. 86 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:26,270 we'll be the judge ofwhether you're stupid or not. 87 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:27,340 Now,I know you own pants. 88 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:30,160 I'veseen them draped over the tv. Go put 'em on. 89 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:37,050 oh,mom,are you going tothe booster club thingat school on friday? 90 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:42,300 Well,I will if you want me to. You sound like you do. 91 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:46,610 You know,that means so much to me. oh,I miss you! 92 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:51,450 Chill. Gross. Thought wetalked about this. 93 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,760 What happened to him? 94 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,500 I mean,he used to be so sweet. 95 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:01,640 Remember when he was 6 and hemade me that clay giraffe? 96 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:06,250 Thank you for beingthe best mom ever. 97 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:09,180 Should've kept that. 98 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:10,470 so what are we gonna do? 99 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:12,830 - About which one - the small one. 100 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:15,410 I don't know. Maybe we didn'tdo enough for brick. 101 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:16,410 He's a third kid. 102 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:18,320 He's luckywe remember to feed him. 103 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,370 looking good,sue! 104 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,070 She's trying outfor ball girl. 105 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:28,520 Oh,I can't help thinkingit's my fault. 106 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,160 She didn't make anything else. 107 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,420 That's her fault--not yours. 108 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,020 no. We're on brick now. 109 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,120 Hard to keep track,isn't it? 110 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:38,430 I just feel likeI've slacked off. 111 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:40,360 I used to try to set upplaydates for him, 112 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,510 but I ran through every boyin the neighborhood. 113 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:44,080 I like juice. 114 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:47,310 You do? 115 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,430 Well,brick likes juice,too,don't you,brick? 116 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:52,820 Look at that! two juice-loving boys! 117 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:57,530 Your move. 118 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,050 Brick's catching up. Going up the ladder... 119 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:07,750 good fun,huh,boys? 120 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:10,670 I like juice,too. 121 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:14,740 I hope you likemint chocolate chip... 122 00:06:18,530 --> 00:06:21,960 brick,what are you doing? You have a friend over. 123 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:27,880 I just want a little privacy. That kid is weird. weird. 124 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:32,740 look,if you want,I can help brick make friends. 125 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:33,900 But you knowwhat I'm gonna say. 126 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,150 - Don't say it. - Sports! 127 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:37,480 There,I said it. 128 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,850 Hey,brick,get in here. 129 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:40,840 This is brickwe're talking about. He's gonna suck! 130 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:44,320 Of coursehe's gonna suck,but it's still the best wayfor a boy to make friends. 131 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,020 Hey,we're signing you up fora team. 132 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:47,020 What sport you like? 133 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,240 I like basketball. 134 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,640 See? He likes basketball. 135 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,130 That oughta be goodfor some friends. 136 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:56,370 - Or get him beat up. - By his friends. 137 00:06:57,730 --> 00:07:00,110 Unfortunately,I couldn't make it to brick's first game 138 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:02,180 because it was the same day as booster club. 139 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:05,560 I knew how important it was to axl for me to be there, 140 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,500 and that made it important to me. 141 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:10,900 I had to suck up every scrap of affection from him I could get. 142 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:12,870 Oh,yay,you're here! 143 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:15,670 barely. My bossthinks I'm on a doughnut run. 144 00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:18,110 Remind meto steal some doughnutsfrom the teachers' lounge. 145 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:19,330 Oh,you can't,though. 146 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:22,360 The boys want to thank usfor raising the moneyfor their new jerseys. 147 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,430 It's a whole thing. 148 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,560 it's a thing? 149 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,060 Oh,that's why axl wanted me to come. 150 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:32,730 - Um,isn't thisaxl heck's locker? - that one. 151 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,990 come on,guys! Come on! 152 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:53,380 Okay,now get out there,play some balland make some friends! Hustle! 153 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,810 Dad,why are you yelling? 154 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:57,800 Because that's the way we talkin sports. 155 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,020 - Go get 'em! - Okay,dad! 156 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:07,480 all right! Good start! 157 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:13,440 Spalding. It says "spalding,"brick. 158 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,670 Don't read the ball! 159 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,240 we're okay,dad! 160 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,870 What? What are you doing? 161 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:38,940 Can you take meto a book signing this weekend? 162 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,660 My favorite writeris going to be there. 163 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:43,820 What? Yeah,sure,whatever. Just get back out there. 164 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,980 Get your handsout of your pockets. 165 00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:50,730 Ketchup packets? 166 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,570 They'remy security condiments. They soothe me. 167 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:56,100 You're playinga basketball game. You're not supposed to besoothed. 168 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,900 Give me those things. 169 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:03,000 Get back in the game. And make a friend,would ya? 170 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:08,060 So,uh,the guys just wanted tdo something nice for you.*** 171 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:12,810 Especially since you raised the money to get usthese killer new jerseys,right? 172 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:20,130 and,uh,I-I knowit's not much,but... 173 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:24,240 mom,I want you to havemy old jersey. 174 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:27,590 Yeah,mom,you rock! 175 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:37,810 I'd like to give my jersey to a special lady 176 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:41,070 who might not knowjust how special she is. 177 00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:42,870 There it was. 178 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:46,270 I complain it's hard to get out of work for the boosting and all, 179 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:50,300 but it's these little moments that make it all worthwhile. 180 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,010 sophie,I thinkyou're really hot. 181 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,590 Keep smiling. 182 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,900 You can cry in the car. 183 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,270 Okay,so axl didn't give me his jersey. 184 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:12,270 It was no big deal. 185 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:16,700 it was a huge!DEAL 186 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:21,050 where's the $500 test to tell me how I ended up with a clueless bonehead 187 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,830 who doesn't even know how to thank his mother? 188 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:28,620 so... how'it go? 189 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:31,560 Good. It was a little loud,but I got some reading done. 190 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:34,390 I don't get it,brick. You said you liked basketbl. 191 00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:35,630 I do like basketball. 192 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:37,690 I like all words with three syllables-- 193 00:10:37,691 --> 00:10:43,040 pineapple...hypnotize... lacerate... this is fun. 194 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,780 I'm gonna go put on my pajamasand make a list. 195 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:52,590 That's it. I'm out. 196 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,160 What--what--what do you mean,you're out? 197 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:58,820 It was a disaster. It's not that he was even bad. 198 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:02,850 - He was just...weird. - damn it. 199 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:05,760 I was hoping itwas gonna be like the u2 video where the odd kid 200 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,970 who sat on the bench the whole time makesthe basket 201 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:09,530 and saves the gameand everybody loves him. 202 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,920 Yeah,it wasn't like that. 203 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:14,860 - so what do we do now? - I told you,I'm out. 204 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:18,420 I'm gonna work on somethingI can understand--the lawnmower. 205 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:20,640 - You don't get to be out. - I'm out. 206 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,470 You don't get to be out! 207 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:27,480 He w out-- out hiding in the garage, 208 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:32,200 while I spent the week avoiding my other son 209 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,540 who had lacerated my heart...until... 210 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:36,230 sue,what happenedto your face? 211 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,710 she was born that way. 212 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,000 Axl. 213 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,870 I didn't make ball girl. 214 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,350 Oh,I'm sorry,honey. 215 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,120 I got hit in the facewith a racket. 216 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,970 - Stupid. - Axl. 217 00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:54,440 No,not her. Me. 218 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,200 Stupid for giving my jerseyto sophie. 219 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:00,970 Oh,really? What do you mean? 220 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,850 She doesn't like me. 221 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:04,670 Oh,that's terrible. 222 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:07,040 Oh,that's awesome! Here was my opening. 223 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,480 I was gonna get that jersey,and I was gonna get axl to give it to me. 224 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 So what happened? 225 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,980 I got hit when I ranutonto the court to get the ball, 226 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:15,640 buthe pointwas still going on. 227 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,050 Oh,honey. 228 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:19,910 No,to the jersey,I mean. Did ya,you know,get it back? 229 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:20,420 No. 230 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:21,950 After the guy hit me withhis racket, 231 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,110 he smashed into meand knocked me into the net. 232 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,980 Oh,honey,thas horrible. 233 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,850 Don't you think you shouldask her to give it back? 234 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:32,690 - You know,for closure? - Nah,not worth it. 235 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:34,700 And after he knocked meinto the net, 236 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,950 my braces got stuckin the strings. 237 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,310 The nurses had to cut me outwith nail scissors. 238 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:41,200 Oh,sweetheart! 239 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,020 Gosh,it soundslike it just wasn't meant to be. 240 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:47,150 I don't know. I think you mightwant to get it back. 241 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:49,890 It's your jersey,and it's very valuable. 242 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:55,450 There could be someone out there who wants it very badly. 243 00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,810 Wait. 244 00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:00,090 You thinkI could sell it? 245 00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,860 I'm out. 246 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:11,290 Turns out,mike didn't understand the lawnmower any more than he understood brick. 247 00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,530 What are you doing? 248 00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:17,680 I'm looking for the manualso I can put this damn thingback together again. 249 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,450 - Can I help? - Uh,no,not really,buddy. 250 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:22,070 Whydon't you just go back to bed? 251 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:26,320 Okay. But your brake padis in the wrong place. 252 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,370 - Mm,how you know that? - I read the manual. 253 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:30,340 It goes onthe jackshaft pulley. 254 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:33,630 Pull the brake pad awayfrom the jackshaft pulleyto install the drive belt. 255 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:36,490 See diagram "b" on page 32. 256 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,810 It had a smooshed bug on it. 257 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:42,410 - How do you do that? - I remember everything I read. 258 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,490 Do you need to fixthe margarita maker? 259 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,900 I read the manualfor that,too. 260 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:50,460 No. no,let's just work on this. 261 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:57,450 The block party was finally here,and my worries were melting away. 262 00:13:57,450 --> 00:14:00,500 I don't know if it was 'cause mike and brick fixed e lawnmower together, 263 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,920 or mike and brick fixed thmargarita maker. 264 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,910 Who am I kidding? I knew. 265 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,640 I wasn't sure I was gonna getthe whole thing back together, 266 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,260 and then brick here came inand just... 267 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:14,010 brick,tell 'emthe first line on page 26. 268 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,090 "To adjust shift levers, 269 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:18,530 stop engine and disconnectthe adjuster nut fromthe shifter yoke. 270 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,500 " shifter yoke. 271 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,510 how about that,huh? 272 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:25,610 What's the last lineon page 50? 273 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:28,110 "Attach the cotter pinand brake spring to the locknut 274 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,950 before installing it in the brake lever assembly. 275 00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,670 I couldn't believe it. 276 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:35,720 Brick was actually having a conversation with the harrison boy and-- 277 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,730 dare I say it-- making a friend. 278 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:43,030 - What's on page - okay,I'm donetalking to you now. 279 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,880 Baby sps. 280 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:50,200 look at 'em over there--all shrouded in their sons' love. 281 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:03,510 here's the thing,sophie. 282 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:06,040 We both know you don't care about that jersey, 283 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,560 so why don't you give it to me? 284 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,300 And there's no hard feelings. 285 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,830 I can't do that. 286 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,960 Look,you don't intimidate me. 287 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,190 I was a cheerleader once. 288 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,720 I had spirit,yes,I did. 289 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:21,700 And now I'm justa cranky,tired momwith nothing to lose. 290 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,540 I already gave it backto axl. 291 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,990 ****Give it to someone else. 292 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,740 well,then. Never mind. 293 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,060 It was so niceto have met you. 294 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:38,620 - You're gonna mow my yard. - You're gonna mow my yard. 295 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:41,440 - You're gonna mow my yard. - You're gonna mow my yard. 296 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,760 In orson,indiana,that's some serious trash-talking. 297 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:50,400 Gentlemen,start your mowers! 298 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,890 hear you gotyour jersey back. 299 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:14,360 I also heard you wantto give it to somebody else. 300 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,390 Uh,yeah. Well? 301 00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,900 I already gave it to her. 302 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:23,190 What? Her? You gave itto another girl? 303 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,260 Yeah,whatever. 304 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:29,190 Are you kidding me? ! What is the matterwith you? ! 305 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:33,350 I keep telling myself thatyou're still that same kidwho gave methat clay giraffe, 306 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:36,060 but I don't think that boy'sin there anymore. 307 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,470 I mean,how can you beso insensitive? ! 308 00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:41,620 Do you have any ideahow much I do foyou? 309 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:45,270 And when you get the chanceto give me a little shout-out,what do you do? 310 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:52,680 You embarrass meinstead,and that oh,that,mister,is what i think is lame. 311 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,620 Did I missmuch of the race? 312 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,810 What are you doingwith that? 313 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,010 Axl gave it to me. 314 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,020 What? ! 315 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:08,320 Yeah,he said heelt badabout me not making ball girl. 316 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,570 This is whyI didn't tell you! 317 00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:16,470 Oh,thank god. 318 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:20,070 He was the same sweet kid who had given me the clay giraffe. 319 00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:22,900 He was currently hiding in the shell of a hideous teenager, 320 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,860 but there was a glimmer he'd be back. 321 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,230 Mom! 322 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:29,370 I love you,too,honey. 323 00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,590 - Can I have a wine cooler? - No. 324 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,220 this block party was shaping up to be the best one ever-- 325 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:43,160 even better than the one wherethe kids werout of town. 326 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,370 Looked like mike was finally gonna beat jack meenahan... 327 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:51,970 or so we thought. 328 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,110 Brick,what the hellare you doing? 329 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:56,750 Dad,we gotta go--the book signing. 330 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,330 What? What are youtalking about? 331 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:02,870 You said you'd take meto the book signing,remember? At basketball? 332 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:05,170 Can you take meto a book signing this weekend? 333 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,970 My favorite writeris going to be there. 334 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,880 What? Yeahsure,whatever. 335 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,350 You said,"yeah,ure,whatever. 336 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:14,120 "The bookstore closesin a half hour. 337 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,370 uh,brick,I'm kind ofin the middle of a race re. 338 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,680 That's okay. 339 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,600 later,loser! 340 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,640 - hop on. - Really? 341 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,340 We're going to the bookstore! 342 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:09,050 Shouldn't we take the car? Nah. I know a shortcut. 343 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,680 That's the thing about brick-- 344 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:16,240 he's always gonna go down his own path. 345 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,670 Instead of fighting it,mike decided to meet brick on his terms 346 00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:22,320 and just veered right off the path there with him. 347 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,180 I guess that counselor wasn't so wrong after all. 348 00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:27,180 When icomes to your kids, 349 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:31,270 all you can really do is be concerned,but not overly concerned. 350 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,640 Do what you can and hope for the best. 351 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:39,800 Dad,you're going throughthe meenahans' yard. 352 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,580 It's okay. I'm gonnahave to mow it anyway. 353 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,870 hey,maybe I could sneak into her drawer later 354 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:01,210 when she's sleeping and get that jersey. 355 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,410 Eh,I don't know. 356 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,410 -=http://bbs.sfileydy.com=- Proudly Presents 357 00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:09,000 The Middle Season 1 Episode 05 358 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 359 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,078 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 360 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:17,678 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28494

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