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here in the midwest,
fall is the best time of year
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corn mazes,football booster club,
and in our neighborhood,
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the birchwood avenue block party.
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If you live between 321 and 452
birchwood avenue,you're more than welcome.
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But if you don't,well,u're out of luck.
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But the most exciting thing about
the block party is the birchwood 500--
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three nail-biting laps around
the block on your riding mower.
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The whole neighborhood looks
forward to it,
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especially the kids.
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Lawnmower races are lame.
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Well,most of them,anyway.
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Axl's in that phase right now where
everyone and everything is lame.
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Birthdays are lame.
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tv's lame.
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Food is lame.
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Hey,last yearwhen jack meenahan
won,you said,"don't worry,dad.
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We'll get 'em next year. " We.
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And for that reason alone,
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I bet him thatthe loser this year has
to mowthe other guy's lawn for a year.
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Yeah,well,that was lame.
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you know what's lame?
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Thinkingeverything's lame is lame!
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- That's what's lame!
- whatever!
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what I just yelled was lame,wasn't it?
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Well,we're not allowed to
yellwhat we really want to.
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I'm supposed to tell
yousomething. It's important.
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important.
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Well?
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they wantto talk to you and
dadabout that testI had to take.
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The waterman-ginsberg test? Yeah.
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Why'd I have totake that
test anyway? No reason.
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Then why'dthey only give itto me
and the kidwho sets things on fire?
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Mom,throw this.
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that w justthe day you took it.
They give that testto everyone.
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They don'T.
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Throw it again.
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Wait. Why am I doing this?
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Tryouts for tennis teamare next week.
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You're trying out for tennis?
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No.Coach saidthat's a long shot,
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but he did say there
areopenings for ball girl.
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And I'm the onewho needs testing.
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The reason brick needed
testing was because...
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well,the counselor explained
it so well,I'll let her tell it.
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Brick's teachers referred
himfor waterman-ginsberg testing
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because they observed that--although
very bright--your son struggles socially.
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In layman's terms,he has
a hard timemaking friends.
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We needed some $500 testto tell us that?
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I could've told you thatfor free.
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- Mike,let her finish.
- Thank you.
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the test revealedthat
brickis slightly challenged
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in his ability to
establishappropriate peer cnections.
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I see.
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He has a hard timemaking friends.
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Exactly.
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So there you have it.
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I-I think what my husband
and iare wondering is,why?
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Why does he havea hard
time making friends?
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Oh,who can say why anyonedoes anything?
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you're supposed to,for 500 bucks.
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- mike,let her finish.
- Oh,I'm done.
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Let me tell you something.
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brick isthe happiest kid I know.
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Sure,he whispers to himself.
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Sure,he showers sitting down.
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maybe he licked the caronce or twice.
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Hey,don't write that down!
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I-I guess whatwe were wondering is...
is there somethingwe should be doing?
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Well,what do you do now
to help him socialize?
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I think--
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Oh,you know... the usual.
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I'd do a little morethan that.
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So... should we be concerned?
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I guess what I'd adviseis that yobe
concerned,but not overly concerned.
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do what you canand hope for the best.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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Not so badnow doesn't it
feel goodto have a plan?
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so how'd the kid wholights
things on fire do?
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that stupid counselor meeting
left us more confused than ever.
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Why is everyone always trying to convince
you something's wrong with your kids?
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What is wrong with you?
That is for the block party.
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I can read. I'm not stupid.
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we'll be the judge ofwhether
you're stupid or not.
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Now,I know you own pants.
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I'veseen them draped over
the tv. Go put 'em on.
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oh,mom,are you going tothe booster
club thingat school on friday?
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Well,I will if you want me
to. You sound like you do.
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You know,that means so
much to me. oh,I miss you!
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Chill. Gross. Thought
wetalked about this.
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What happened to him?
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I mean,he used to be so sweet.
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Remember when he was 6 and
hemade me that clay giraffe?
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Thank you for beingthe best mom ever.
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Should've kept that.
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so what are we gonna do?
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- About which one
- the small one.
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I don't know. Maybe we
didn'tdo enough for brick.
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He's a third kid.
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He's luckywe remember to feed him.
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looking good,sue!
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She's trying outfor ball girl.
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Oh,I can't help thinkingit's my fault.
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She didn't make anything else.
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That's her fault--not yours.
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no. We're on brick now.
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Hard to keep track,isn't it?
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I just feel likeI've slacked off.
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I used to try to set
upplaydates for him,
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but I ran through every
boyin the neighborhood.
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I like juice.
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You do?
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Well,brick likes
juice,too,don't you,brick?
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Look at that!
two juice-loving boys!
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Your move.
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Brick's catching up.
Going up the ladder...
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good fun,huh,boys?
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I like juice,too.
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I hope you likemint chocolate chip...
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brick,what are you doing?
You have a friend over.
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I just want a little privacy.
That kid is weird. weird.
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look,if you want,I can
help brick make friends.
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But you knowwhat I'm gonna say.
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- Don't say it.
- Sports!
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There,I said it.
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Hey,brick,get in here.
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This is brickwe're talking
about. He's gonna suck!
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Of coursehe's gonna suck,but it's still
the best wayfor a boy to make friends.
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Hey,we're signing you up fora team.
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What sport you like?
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I like basketball.
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See? He likes basketball.
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That oughta be goodfor some friends.
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- Or get him beat up.
- By his friends.
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Unfortunately,I couldn't
make it to brick's first game
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because it was the same
day as booster club.
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I knew how important it was
to axl for me to be there,
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and that made it important to me.
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I had to suck up every scrap of
affection from him I could get.
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Oh,yay,you're here!
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barely. My bossthinks
I'm on a doughnut run.
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Remind meto steal some
doughnutsfrom the teachers' lounge.
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Oh,you can't,though.
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The boys want to thank usfor raising
the moneyfor their new jerseys.
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It's a whole thing.
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it's a thing?
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Oh,that's why axl wanted me to come.
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- Um,isn't thisaxl heck's locker?
- that one.
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come on,guys! Come on!
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Okay,now get out there,play some
balland make some friends! Hustle!
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Dad,why are you yelling?
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Because that's the way we talkin sports.
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- Go get 'em!
- Okay,dad!
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all right! Good start!
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Spalding. It says "spalding,"brick.
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Don't read the ball!
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we're okay,dad!
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What? What are you doing?
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Can you take meto a book
signing this weekend?
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My favorite writeris going to be there.
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What? Yeah,sure,whatever.
Just get back out there.
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Get your handsout of your pockets.
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Ketchup packets?
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They'remy security
condiments. They soothe me.
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You're playinga basketball game.
You're not supposed to besoothed.
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Give me those things.
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Get back in the game.
And make a friend,would ya?
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So,uh,the guys just wanted
tdo something nice for you.***
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Especially since you raised the money
to get usthese killer new jerseys,right?
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and,uh,I-I knowit's not much,but...
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mom,I want you to havemy old jersey.
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Yeah,mom,you rock!
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I'd like to give my jersey to
a special lady
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who might not knowjust how special she is.
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There it was.
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I complain it's hard to get out
of work for the boosting and all,
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but it's these little moments
that make it all worthwhile.
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sophie,I thinkyou're really hot.
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Keep smiling.
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You can cry in the car.
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Okay,so axl didn't give me his jersey.
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It was no big deal.
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it was a huge!DEAL
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where's the $500 test to tell me how
I ended up with a clueless bonehead
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who doesn't even know
how to thank his mother?
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so... how'it go?
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Good. It was a little loud,but
I got some reading done.
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I don't get it,brick. You
said you liked basketbl.
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I do like basketball.
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I like all words with three syllables--
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pineapple...hypnotize... lacerate...
this is fun.
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I'm gonna go put on my
pajamasand make a list.
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That's it. I'm out.
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What--what--what do
you mean,you're out?
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It was a disaster. It's
not that he was even bad.
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- He was just...weird.
- damn it.
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I was hoping itwas gonna be like
the u2 video where the odd kid
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who sat on the bench the
whole time makesthe basket
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and saves the gameand
everybody loves him.
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Yeah,it wasn't like that.
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- so what do we do now?
- I told you,I'm out.
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I'm gonna work on somethingI
can understand--the lawnmower.
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- You don't get to be out.
- I'm out.
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You don't get to be out!
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He w out-- out
hiding in the garage,
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while I spent the week
avoiding my other son
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who had lacerated my heart...until...
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sue,what happenedto your face?
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she was born that way.
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Axl.
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I didn't make ball girl.
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Oh,I'm sorry,honey.
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I got hit in the facewith a racket.
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- Stupid.
- Axl.
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No,not her. Me.
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Stupid for giving my jerseyto sophie.
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Oh,really? What do you mean?
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She doesn't like me.
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Oh,that's terrible.
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Oh,that's awesome! Here was my opening.
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I was gonna get that jersey,and I
was gonna get axl to give it to me.
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So what happened?
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I got hit when I ranutonto
the court to get the ball,
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buthe pointwas still going on.
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Oh,honey.
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No,to the jersey,I mean.
Did ya,you know,get it back?
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No.
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After the guy hit me withhis racket,
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he smashed into meand
knocked me into the net.
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Oh,honey,thas horrible.
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Don't you think you
shouldask her to give it back?
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- You know,for closure?
- Nah,not worth it.
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And after he knocked meinto the net,
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my braces got stuckin the strings.
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The nurses had to cut
me outwith nail scissors.
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Oh,sweetheart!
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Gosh,it soundslike it
just wasn't meant to be.
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I don't know. I think you
mightwant to get it back.
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It's your jersey,and it's very valuable.
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There could be someone out
there who wants it very badly.
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Wait.
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You thinkI could sell it?
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I'm out.
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Turns out,mike didn't understand the
lawnmower any more than he understood brick.
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking for the manualso I can
put this damn thingback together again.
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- Can I help?
- Uh,no,not really,buddy.
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Whydon't you just go back to bed?
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Okay. But your brake
padis in the wrong place.
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- Mm,how you know that?
- I read the manual.
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It goes onthe jackshaft pulley.
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Pull the brake pad awayfrom the
jackshaft pulleyto install the drive belt.
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See diagram "b" on page 32.
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It had a smooshed bug on it.
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- How do you do that?
- I remember everything I read.
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Do you need to fixthe margarita maker?
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I read the manualfor that,too.
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No. no,let's just work on this.
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The block party was finally here,and
my worries were melting away.
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I don't know if it was 'cause mike
and brick fixed e lawnmower together,
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or mike and brick
fixed thmargarita maker.
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Who am I kidding? I knew.
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I wasn't sure I was gonna
getthe whole thing back together,
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and then brick here came inand just...
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brick,tell 'emthe first line on page 26.
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"To adjust shift levers,
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stop engine and disconnectthe
adjuster nut fromthe shifter yoke.
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" shifter yoke.
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how about that,huh?
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What's the last lineon page 50?
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"Attach the cotter pinand
brake spring to the locknut
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before installing it in
the brake lever assembly.
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I couldn't believe it.
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Brick was actually having a
conversation with the harrison boy and--
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dare I say it--
making a friend.
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- What's on page
- okay,I'm donetalking to you now.
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Baby sps.
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look at 'em over there--all
shrouded in their sons' love.
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here's the thing,sophie.
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We both know you don't
care about that jersey,
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so why don't you give it to me?
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And there's no hard feelings.
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I can't do that.
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Look,you don't intimidate me.
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I was a cheerleader once.
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I had spirit,yes,I did.
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And now I'm justa cranky,tired
momwith nothing to lose.
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I already gave it backto axl.
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****Give it to someone else.
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well,then. Never mind.
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It was so niceto have met you.
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- You're gonna mow my yard.
- You're gonna mow my yard.
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- You're gonna mow my yard.
- You're gonna mow my yard.
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In orson,indiana,that's
some serious trash-talking.
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Gentlemen,start your mowers!
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hear you gotyour jersey back.
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I also heard you wantto
give it to somebody else.
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Uh,yeah. Well?
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I already gave it to her.
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What? Her? You gave itto another girl?
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Yeah,whatever.
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Are you kidding me? ! What
is the matterwith you? !
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I keep telling myself thatyou're still
that same kidwho gave methat clay giraffe,
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but I don't think that
boy'sin there anymore.
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I mean,how can you beso insensitive? !
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Do you have any ideahow much I do foyou?
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And when you get the chanceto give
me a little shout-out,what do you do?
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You embarrass meinstead,and that
oh,that,mister,is what i think is lame.
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Did I missmuch of the race?
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What are you doingwith that?
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Axl gave it to me.
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What? !
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Yeah,he said heelt badabout
me not making ball girl.
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This is whyI didn't tell you!
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Oh,thank god.
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He was the same sweet kid who
had given me the clay giraffe.
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He was currently hiding in the
shell of a hideous teenager,
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but there was a glimmer he'd be back.
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Mom!
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I love you,too,honey.
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- Can I have a wine cooler?
- No.
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this block party was shaping
up to be the best one ever--
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even better than the one
wherethe kids werout of town.
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Looked like mike was finally
gonna beat jack meenahan...
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or so we thought.
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Brick,what the hellare you doing?
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Dad,we gotta
go--the book signing.
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What? What are youtalking about?
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You said you'd take meto the book
signing,remember? At basketball?
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Can you take meto a book
signing this weekend?
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My favorite writeris going to be there.
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What? Yeahsure,whatever.
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You said,"yeah,ure,whatever.
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"The bookstore closesin a half hour.
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uh,brick,I'm kind ofin
the middle of a race re.
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That's okay.
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later,loser!
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- hop on.
- Really?
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We're going to the bookstore!
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Shouldn't we take the car?
Nah. I know a shortcut.
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That's the thing
about brick--
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he's always gonna go down his own path.
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Instead of fighting it,mike
decided to meet brick on his terms
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and just veered right off
the path there with him.
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I guess that counselor
wasn't so wrong after all.
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When icomes to your kids,
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all you can really do is be
concerned,but not overly concerned.
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Do what you can and hope for the best.
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Dad,you're going
throughthe meenahans' yard.
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It's okay. I'm gonnahave
to mow it anyway.
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hey,maybe I could sneak
into her drawer later
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when she's sleeping and get that jersey.
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Eh,I don't know.
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