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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,938 --> 00:00:03,796 Hey, Esther. Is the Internet back up yet? 2 00:00:03,821 --> 00:00:06,203 No. I'm getting zero connection on my nanny cam. 3 00:00:06,610 --> 00:00:07,726 Wait, you have a kid? 4 00:00:07,719 --> 00:00:09,631 No, for my nanny. 5 00:00:09,656 --> 00:00:13,070 I have no idea what she does all day when I'm not there. 6 00:00:14,559 --> 00:00:18,094 Probably trying to chew through the restraints? 7 00:00:18,671 --> 00:00:19,996 Hey, guys. 8 00:00:19,998 --> 00:00:22,465 Thank you for all the articles you submitted. 9 00:00:22,906 --> 00:00:25,168 I looked them over and decided to get you coffees. 10 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:27,804 Sweetheart alert. 11 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:31,341 Because we are gonna stay here and improve your articles 12 00:00:31,343 --> 00:00:33,376 by starting from scratch. 13 00:00:33,378 --> 00:00:36,185 Come on, Jack, it's Friday night. They all have plans. 14 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:38,848 Yeah, I'm supposed to go visit my sick Aunt Becky. 15 00:00:38,850 --> 00:00:41,318 And Greg and I are going to an event at the planetarium. 16 00:00:41,343 --> 00:00:45,054 No way. I am also going to that thing. 17 00:00:45,406 --> 00:00:48,458 You're going to my boyfriend's high school reunion? 18 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:50,293 Sh... yeah... 19 00:00:50,295 --> 00:00:52,829 None of us are going to Greg's reunion. 20 00:00:52,937 --> 00:00:54,725 Outdoor Limits has standards, 21 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:57,567 which are not being met by articles like 22 00:00:57,569 --> 00:01:00,804 �Nature Has Geysers, But What About Girlsers?� 23 00:01:03,218 --> 00:01:04,615 But we can't work tonight. 24 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,021 The Internet's down. 25 00:01:06,046 --> 00:01:08,444 Is it even safe to be in this building right now? 26 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,984 The Internet is down because Brooke refuses 27 00:01:10,977 --> 00:01:13,976 to tell our I.T. guy that he sucks at his job. 28 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:15,746 Come on, that's a bit harsh. 29 00:01:15,748 --> 00:01:18,749 You're right. Someone look up a nicer word than �sucks.� 30 00:01:18,751 --> 00:01:20,584 Oh, that's right, we can't. The Internet's down 31 00:01:20,586 --> 00:01:22,820 because he sucks at his job. 32 00:01:22,822 --> 00:01:26,148 His name is Ricky, and he's trying as hard as he can. 33 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:29,493 To do what? Smell like vegetable soup and touch your hair? 34 00:01:29,495 --> 00:01:31,862 Because those are the only things he's good at. 35 00:01:31,864 --> 00:01:33,931 All right, Ricky might be an incompetent weirdo 36 00:01:33,933 --> 00:01:36,934 who lords his job over everyone, but bear in mind, 37 00:01:36,936 --> 00:01:39,837 I just described every I.T. guy ever. 38 00:01:48,092 --> 00:01:49,692 Hey, everybody. 39 00:01:51,729 --> 00:01:54,102 Just fixed your Internet. 40 00:01:54,551 --> 00:01:56,015 - MASON: Rick! - Ricardo! 41 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,643 I-I don't smell soup. 42 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,525 Y-You've been up there the whole time, have you? 43 00:02:01,527 --> 00:02:02,727 - Yeah. - A-And you heard, uh... 44 00:02:02,729 --> 00:02:04,395 - Every word. - Right. 45 00:02:04,397 --> 00:02:05,846 Every word. 46 00:02:08,245 --> 00:02:10,334 Brooke, I left behind a lucrative career 47 00:02:10,336 --> 00:02:13,807 in revenge porn to work here, because you assured me 48 00:02:13,832 --> 00:02:15,732 this was a family environment. 49 00:02:15,808 --> 00:02:17,708 We are a family, 50 00:02:17,710 --> 00:02:20,544 and I'm sorry, and none of that was on his r?sum?. 51 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,181 No. I want an apology from Jack. 52 00:02:24,183 --> 00:02:27,084 Ricky, I'm sorry... 53 00:02:27,086 --> 00:02:28,800 Thank you. ...but that's not gonna happen 54 00:02:28,825 --> 00:02:30,925 because you are terrible at your job. 55 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:32,857 You know what? 56 00:02:33,349 --> 00:02:34,349 I quit. 57 00:02:34,374 --> 00:02:38,776 You all have grossly underestimated me. 58 00:02:40,079 --> 00:02:45,215 Until Jack tells me he's sorry, you'll all be sorry. 59 00:02:45,802 --> 00:02:47,224 BROOKE: Oh, nice one, Jack. 60 00:02:47,249 --> 00:02:50,250 You've just lost us our I.T. guy and three staplers. 61 00:02:50,312 --> 00:02:51,745 Why would you say those things? 62 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:53,069 Because it was the truth. 63 00:02:53,094 --> 00:02:55,294 And it tickled me. 64 00:02:55,681 --> 00:02:57,904 Well, we would never say anything bad about anyone. 65 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,820 Look, I am direct with people 66 00:02:59,822 --> 00:03:01,755 because it helps them get better. 67 00:03:01,757 --> 00:03:03,924 Now, you write better articles, 68 00:03:03,926 --> 00:03:05,993 and Brooke can pick a better I.T. guy, 69 00:03:06,033 --> 00:03:08,103 and Ricky can get back to, 70 00:03:08,128 --> 00:03:12,299 I assume, collecting eyelashes in women's restrooms. 71 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:13,927 [phones chiming and buzzing] 72 00:03:13,952 --> 00:03:15,251 MALE VOICE: You've got mail. 73 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:17,404 You're still on AOL? 74 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:20,985 Name another place that you can get your own e-mail address 75 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:23,667 for less than $29.99 a month. 76 00:03:25,543 --> 00:03:26,943 Oh, it's from Ricky. 77 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,879 �Apologize, or this won't be the last.� 78 00:03:29,881 --> 00:03:31,747 It's a huge batch of our personal e-mails 79 00:03:31,749 --> 00:03:32,849 from the work server. 80 00:03:32,851 --> 00:03:34,584 EMMA: So now any of us 81 00:03:34,586 --> 00:03:37,660 can read what any of us has written about... 82 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,385 any of us? 83 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:42,158 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 84 00:03:43,495 --> 00:03:47,597 EMMA, CLARK and MASON: Wait. Why did you say, �Oh, God�? 85 00:03:47,622 --> 00:03:50,923 Well, Jack. Thanks to you, we are now the victims of... 86 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:53,355 Ricky Leaks. 87 00:03:55,113 --> 00:03:58,541 We're not gonna actually call it that, are we? 88 00:03:58,543 --> 00:03:59,542 [eagle screeches] 89 00:03:59,544 --> 00:04:01,010 90 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:04,224 Synced and corrected by javiernv www.addic7ed.com 91 00:04:04,249 --> 00:04:06,682 [phone ringing] 92 00:04:10,864 --> 00:04:13,031 Okay, so we were all just sent a batch 93 00:04:13,033 --> 00:04:14,799 of each other's personal e-mails. 94 00:04:14,801 --> 00:04:17,369 This is a bit of a sticky situation... ooh. 95 00:04:17,371 --> 00:04:18,570 Sticky Leaks. 96 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:20,972 No. Take that back. 97 00:04:21,653 --> 00:04:23,566 Guys, what is there to worry about? 98 00:04:23,591 --> 00:04:26,047 I would never write anything I wouldn't say to someone's face. 99 00:04:26,072 --> 00:04:28,806 And you guys never make fun of anyone, right? 100 00:04:31,718 --> 00:04:33,418 - EMMA: Right. - Of course not. 101 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,320 Clark's a sweet boy. 102 00:04:35,322 --> 00:04:37,322 Well, then, there's nothing here to see. 103 00:04:37,324 --> 00:04:39,831 So let's just delete Ricky's e-mail, 104 00:04:39,856 --> 00:04:43,836 and focus on what's really embarrassing: your work. 105 00:04:46,282 --> 00:04:47,465 He's right, guys. 106 00:04:47,467 --> 00:04:49,567 I mean, what do we have to hide from each other, 107 00:04:49,569 --> 00:04:51,436 other than... orange soda? 108 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:52,904 [gasps] 109 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:54,439 Yeah. 110 00:04:54,441 --> 00:04:56,207 We're totally fine. 111 00:04:56,209 --> 00:04:59,007 Except for Operation Jail Break. 112 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,546 Right. Hi. 113 00:05:01,548 --> 00:05:03,281 But also there's... 114 00:05:03,774 --> 00:05:06,942 Emma, I need to speak to you in private immediately. 115 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:08,953 After you, milady. 116 00:05:08,955 --> 00:05:10,655 [chuckles] 117 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:12,791 Crap! 118 00:05:12,793 --> 00:05:14,991 I talked about how I'm in love with Emma in an e-mail. 119 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:16,795 - Who was the e-mail to? - My barber. 120 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:18,116 Former barber. 121 00:05:18,141 --> 00:05:20,208 Something about boundaries. 122 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:23,068 Clark, what the hell? What was that about? 123 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:26,172 I don't know. What was �orange soda� about? 124 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:36,086 Seems like we've all got something to hide. 125 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:39,944 Question is, which one of us is crazy enough 126 00:05:39,969 --> 00:05:41,586 to make the first move? 127 00:05:41,588 --> 00:05:43,221 Well, I know I'm curious. 128 00:05:43,223 --> 00:05:44,936 So let's do this like Christmas Eve. 129 00:05:44,961 --> 00:05:48,126 Everyone gets to open one e-mail. 130 00:05:48,128 --> 00:05:50,261 No. No. 131 00:05:50,263 --> 00:05:51,796 No, no, no. 132 00:05:51,798 --> 00:05:53,264 We have too much work to do. 133 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:55,624 Joke's on you, I was wearing my glasses... 134 00:05:55,649 --> 00:05:56,945 Damn it. 135 00:05:57,297 --> 00:05:58,570 E-mails. 136 00:05:58,572 --> 00:06:00,338 Drag them to your trash. 137 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,883 Now. 138 00:06:02,409 --> 00:06:04,542 Now, Brooke and I will go get you guys dinner, 139 00:06:04,544 --> 00:06:06,010 while you rewrite the articles. 140 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,657 - Esther! - Yeah. 141 00:06:07,682 --> 00:06:09,136 [shouts] 142 00:06:09,316 --> 00:06:12,968 Uh, any of these guys try to leave, light them up. 143 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:15,587 Ah, that's okay, Jack. I brought my own. 144 00:06:18,618 --> 00:06:20,076 EDDIE: An e-mail scandal. 145 00:06:20,173 --> 00:06:23,140 I can only imagine all the stuff everyone wrote about old Eddie. 146 00:06:23,142 --> 00:06:25,125 [laughs] Wow. 147 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:26,180 Oh, I don't think anyone... 148 00:06:26,205 --> 00:06:27,594 Hey, don't tell me. 149 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:30,381 Okay, tell me one thing they said about me. 150 00:06:30,383 --> 00:06:32,149 Oh. No, we trashed the file 151 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:33,946 before we read the e-mails. 152 00:06:35,221 --> 00:06:36,649 Sure you did. 153 00:06:38,191 --> 00:06:39,990 [chuckles] 154 00:06:39,992 --> 00:06:42,927 You couldn't have just apologized to Ricky, could you? 155 00:06:42,929 --> 00:06:44,929 Oh, no, I-I could've. 156 00:06:44,931 --> 00:06:46,897 You don't always have to be brutally honest. 157 00:06:46,899 --> 00:06:50,568 I mean, do you know how I got the title of �Cool Beans Boss�? 158 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:52,303 Who told you that? 159 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:54,329 'Cause it was very cruel. 160 00:06:54,807 --> 00:06:56,674 It's because I pay attention to their feelings 161 00:06:56,676 --> 00:06:58,576 and I've earned their trust. 162 00:06:58,578 --> 00:07:01,274 Why do you think Mason opened up to me about his sick Aunt Becky? 163 00:07:01,299 --> 00:07:03,633 - I'll stick to telling the truth. - Really? 164 00:07:03,850 --> 00:07:05,783 Well, you seem to go out of your way to hide the fact 165 00:07:05,785 --> 00:07:07,351 that we once slept together. 166 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:09,687 And, frankly, I just want to see Clark's face. 167 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:11,255 [laughs] 168 00:07:11,257 --> 00:07:12,714 Doesn't count, wasn't work. 169 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:15,340 Eh, it was a little bit of work. 170 00:07:16,581 --> 00:07:18,329 Okay, so I get a little floppy 171 00:07:18,331 --> 00:07:20,798 when I mix rum and over-the-counter nasal spray. 172 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,601 Oh, you were also on that combination in the morning. 173 00:07:23,603 --> 00:07:25,236 [chuckles] 174 00:07:25,238 --> 00:07:26,770 So. 175 00:07:26,772 --> 00:07:28,573 What did people say about me? 176 00:07:30,309 --> 00:07:33,477 All right, across the board, everyone agrees. 177 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:36,487 You're really good at slicing limes. 178 00:07:37,717 --> 00:07:39,542 Okay, cool. 179 00:07:45,191 --> 00:07:46,624 [elevator bell dings] 180 00:07:46,626 --> 00:07:47,892 Esther, what are you doing? 181 00:07:47,894 --> 00:07:49,276 I told you to keep an eye on everyone. 182 00:07:49,301 --> 00:07:51,862 I was, and then I heard there was a juicy e-mail leak. 183 00:07:51,864 --> 00:07:55,065 Did you know that Brooke is Roland's daughter? 184 00:08:02,956 --> 00:08:04,400 BROOKE: Jack, when you told these guys 185 00:08:04,425 --> 00:08:06,076 to put their e-mails in the trash, 186 00:08:06,078 --> 00:08:08,479 you did make sure they emptied their trash? 187 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:13,317 I'm suddenly realizing I don't know much about computers. 188 00:08:17,824 --> 00:08:20,491 Guys, did you read the electronic mails? 189 00:08:20,516 --> 00:08:22,850 Why don't you ask 190 00:08:22,852 --> 00:08:24,452 the narc who rats me out to Brooke 191 00:08:24,454 --> 00:08:25,853 every time I'm late to work? 192 00:08:25,995 --> 00:08:27,955 Tough talk from the woman who e-mailed Clark 193 00:08:27,957 --> 00:08:29,757 about how cheap I am, 194 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,627 just because sometimes I return milk after trying it out. 195 00:08:33,268 --> 00:08:34,033 CLARK: Well, I found out 196 00:08:34,058 --> 00:08:36,546 �orange soda� was a clever, secret code 197 00:08:36,571 --> 00:08:40,173 for something that actually meant... orange soda. 198 00:08:40,393 --> 00:08:43,694 Mason took an unfortunate photo of me opening a can... 199 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,174 ...and ever since then, 200 00:08:47,176 --> 00:08:48,909 these two have been e-mailing each other 201 00:08:48,911 --> 00:08:51,445 hilarious Photoshopped pictures. 202 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:01,581 Guys, it is unacceptable that you spend work hours on this, 203 00:09:01,636 --> 00:09:04,464 and not share it with me, I mean... 204 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,161 Are you honestly enjoying this? 205 00:09:07,163 --> 00:09:08,462 Oh, big-time. 206 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,540 You see, the Muppet Babies here 207 00:09:10,565 --> 00:09:12,609 act all high and mighty, but it turns out, 208 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:15,132 they're even more critical of each other than I am. 209 00:09:15,157 --> 00:09:17,004 They just share it behind each other's backs, 210 00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:19,940 which is so much worse. 211 00:09:21,821 --> 00:09:24,945 Incoming call from RickyThelTGuy. 212 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:26,773 Uh, Emma, I actually remember 213 00:09:26,798 --> 00:09:27,815 what I wanted to talk to you about, 214 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,183 so if we could just go this way. 215 00:09:29,185 --> 00:09:31,752 [chuckles] After you, milady. 216 00:09:31,754 --> 00:09:34,121 Jack! You have got to apologize to Ricky 217 00:09:34,123 --> 00:09:35,256 before he releases something 218 00:09:35,258 --> 00:09:36,557 that makes Emma realize I like her. 219 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:39,126 I'm not gonna lie to Ricky about how sorry I feel 220 00:09:39,128 --> 00:09:41,529 just to support your kindergarten crush. 221 00:09:41,531 --> 00:09:43,431 So you won't do this one thing for me? 222 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:45,966 Because I can't have Emma see what I wrote to my barber. 223 00:09:45,968 --> 00:09:48,202 [gasps] Or my dentist. 224 00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:51,005 Clark, what is happening? 225 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,006 Greetings. 226 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,474 I hope you all enjoyed 227 00:09:53,476 --> 00:09:56,811 my explosive e-mail dump. 228 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,246 Had to be a better way to say that. 229 00:09:59,248 --> 00:10:01,087 Are you ready to apologize, Gordon? 230 00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:02,321 Not a chance. 231 00:10:02,346 --> 00:10:04,767 Outdoor Limits does not negotiate with terrorists 232 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:07,439 or guys that look like butterscotch Abe Lincoln. 233 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:08,989 That's it! 234 00:10:08,991 --> 00:10:10,891 My next dump is about to commence, 235 00:10:10,893 --> 00:10:14,985 and I promise you, it is way bigger than my last dump. 236 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,982 Do you not hear how gross you sound? 237 00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:20,634 [phones chiming and buzzing] 238 00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:22,303 MALE VOICE: You've got mail. 239 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:25,339 Okay, no one check those e-mails. 240 00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:26,674 We've already learned enough hurtful stuff 241 00:10:26,676 --> 00:10:27,875 about each other for one day. 242 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,510 No, let's get it out in the open 243 00:10:29,512 --> 00:10:30,711 and put it behind us. 244 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,279 Everybody dig in. 245 00:10:32,281 --> 00:10:34,281 [exhales] No sign of my barber. 246 00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:36,951 [chuckles] Guys, we gonna be all right. 247 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,786 Emma makes more money than me? 248 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:40,688 I've been working here way longer than you. 249 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:43,090 You think I'm the weak link on our kickball team? 250 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,127 You guys have a kickball team? 251 00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:48,796 Yes. 252 00:10:49,196 --> 00:10:51,110 Let it all out. 253 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,401 I am growing stronger. 254 00:10:55,376 --> 00:10:58,372 You guys talk about how many times a day I say �literally�? 255 00:10:58,374 --> 00:10:59,807 You guys have a list of reasons 256 00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:01,603 why Emma might be the Zodiac Killer? 257 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,611 I never responded to that friendly Nigerian's 258 00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:05,595 money-making proposal? 259 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,982 Okay, I am stopping this. 260 00:11:07,984 --> 00:11:11,226 Thank you. Thank you. And don't encourage them. 261 00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:13,053 You wouldn't want to hear this stuff about yourself. 262 00:11:13,055 --> 00:11:14,455 Look, if that's how people really feel, 263 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:15,921 - I'd be glad to know it. - Okay. 264 00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:18,259 Read this one. �Jack's a Disappointment� 265 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,161 Oh, crap. 266 00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:21,729 I don't think this is a good idea. 267 00:11:21,731 --> 00:11:23,197 You know what is a good idea? 268 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,800 Let's rub magnets on all of our computers! 269 00:11:25,802 --> 00:11:28,035 - Sent from Clark. - Clark Mackatu? 270 00:11:28,037 --> 00:11:30,304 The security guard? That guy is a loose cannon. 271 00:11:30,306 --> 00:11:32,206 I'm just gonna turn this thing off and... 272 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:35,709 �Always been my dream to work under Jack Gordon� 273 00:11:35,711 --> 00:11:37,845 Dude, this better not turn erotic. 274 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:41,685 �And his criticism has made me a better writer� 275 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:44,318 Esther, where are those magnets?! 276 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,088 �But you see, Mother," 277 00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:51,559 �he only cares about my work when it benefits him." 278 00:11:51,832 --> 00:11:54,895 �That selfish jerk would never do a thing for me." 279 00:11:55,472 --> 00:11:57,998 �P.S. To respond to your original e-mail," 280 00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:01,302 "I would go with the blue bikini�" 281 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:04,839 Jack, I know how that sounded... 282 00:12:04,864 --> 00:12:06,240 N-No, you're right. 283 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,489 That blue bikini was slammin'. 284 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:11,679 But you wrote all this other stuff a long time ago. 285 00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:13,614 True dat, true dat. 286 00:12:13,616 --> 00:12:17,161 But, uh, a minute ago, I asked for your help and you refused, 287 00:12:17,411 --> 00:12:20,855 so I kind of have to agree with Past Clark on this one. 288 00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:23,557 Clark, it's fine. I'm not one of those people that can 289 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,395 [voice breaking]: dish it out but can't take it. 290 00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:28,329 See you later. 291 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:34,468 Guys, Jack may not be as cool beans as I am, 292 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:37,849 but he still deserves the same amount of respect. 293 00:12:38,107 --> 00:12:40,802 Hang on. �Operation Jail Break: 294 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,720 �Top Fifty Ways to Get Brooke 295 00:12:42,745 --> 00:12:44,211 - to Give You a Day Off�? - MASON: Uh, so it's settled! 296 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:45,479 We'll delete all the e-mails 297 00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:47,047 and put this terrible day behind us. 298 00:12:47,049 --> 00:12:50,451 To Clark and Emma from Mason. 299 00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:52,786 Mason Mackatu? 300 00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:55,556 The security guard? 301 00:12:55,558 --> 00:12:57,989 �Number one, invent a sick aunt.� 302 00:12:58,014 --> 00:12:59,093 You lied to me. 303 00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:01,762 No! Aunt Becky is very real and totally sick. 304 00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:04,665 �Number six, laugh way too hard 305 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:05,699 at her jokes.� 306 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,334 You're a monster. 307 00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:12,139 [laughing] 308 00:13:12,341 --> 00:13:15,272 A monster? Girl, you are too much! 309 00:13:15,734 --> 00:13:18,268 You've obviously been taking advantage of me. 310 00:13:18,293 --> 00:13:20,860 I just hope you stocked up on cool beans, 311 00:13:20,908 --> 00:13:22,408 'cause you are cut off. 312 00:13:25,922 --> 00:13:29,223 Okay, who started the �cool beans� thing? 313 00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:38,772 This e-mail dump has exposed the worst in us. 314 00:13:38,797 --> 00:13:40,964 I can't believe we pissed off both our bosses. 315 00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:42,989 Mom was right. The only things I'm good at 316 00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:46,467 are state capitals and chasing away father figures. 317 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:48,852 Maybe Jack has a point... 318 00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:51,295 We shouldn't be keeping our thoughts from each other. 319 00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:53,279 Definitely. No more secrets. 320 00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:55,804 Agreed, with the obvious caveats: Facebook passwords, 321 00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:58,140 ATM pins, deep romantic obsessions... 322 00:13:58,142 --> 00:13:59,675 EMMA: No, Clark. 323 00:13:59,677 --> 00:14:01,410 We need to get it all out in the open. 324 00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:03,112 I'll go first. 325 00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:05,414 Mason, I know it annoys you when I'm late to work, 326 00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:06,682 but there is a reason. 327 00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:08,684 You can tell us. We're all friends. 328 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:11,787 The reason is Greg... 329 00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:14,645 loves... 330 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,158 morning sex. 331 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,893 [groans] Oh! 332 00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:21,130 - He just, like, needs me... - [strained]: Cool! 333 00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:24,900 ...on him. That's so dope. Keep on going. 334 00:14:24,902 --> 00:14:27,503 Uh, guys, the reason I am so cheap 335 00:14:27,505 --> 00:14:31,874 is because I put most of my money towards Aunt Becky. 336 00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,108 - Aw. - Aw. 337 00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:34,576 Who is not a person. 338 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,812 - Aw? - Aw? 339 00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:40,482 Aunt Becky is the name of my party pontoon boat. 340 00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:45,020 I bought her last month, and I wanted to tell you guys earlier, 341 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:47,256 but my boat friends can be a little obnoxious sometimes. 342 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,792 And, well, you know how boat friends can be. 343 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,127 All right, Clark, you're up. 344 00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,629 Tell us a work secret we don't know. 345 00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:57,633 Hmm, work secrets... 346 00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:01,136 Secrets at work! [grunts] 347 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,605 Come on, Clark, give us something we don't know. 348 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:09,440 Okay. Fine. 349 00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:20,956 I... 350 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:22,818 love... 351 00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:39,675 Something special 352 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,111 for a fan. 353 00:15:47,359 --> 00:15:49,051 I can't believe those little twerps 354 00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:51,031 have been taking advantage of me. 355 00:15:51,056 --> 00:15:53,466 Yeah, and I can't believe Clark thinks I'm selfish 356 00:15:53,491 --> 00:15:55,190 and wouldn't do anything for him. 357 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,426 I always thought it was best to learn the truth, 358 00:15:57,428 --> 00:16:00,351 until it hurt someone I truly care about... 359 00:16:01,391 --> 00:16:02,507 me. 360 00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:05,801 Well, at least you're not a doormat. 361 00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:07,703 Maybe I need a little bit of you inside me. 362 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,973 You know the drill. We're gonna have to switch to mojitos. 363 00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:12,941 No, you know what I mean. 364 00:16:12,943 --> 00:16:15,244 We can't let those kids get the better of us. 365 00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:17,513 I need to toughen up, and you need to be more sensitive 366 00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:18,947 to their feelings. 367 00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:22,084 So I need a little bit of you inside of me. 368 00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:24,186 Which, as I told you at the retreat, 369 00:16:24,188 --> 00:16:26,355 I'm totally down with. 370 00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,224 If this is what you say out loud, 371 00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:31,260 what is your inner monologue? 372 00:16:31,262 --> 00:16:32,928 Oh, that's easy. It's the fiddle solo 373 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:35,697 from �The Devil Went Down to Georgia.� 374 00:16:38,804 --> 00:16:42,039 Clark Bombshell Secret Number 21... 375 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,674 ...I am legally blind. 376 00:16:47,062 --> 00:16:49,896 Emma, get Ricky on the computer phone. 377 00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:53,883 Wait a second. 378 00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:56,942 Aunt Becky is a boat? 379 00:16:57,962 --> 00:17:00,630 [laughing] 380 00:17:01,341 --> 00:17:02,391 A boat! 381 00:17:02,393 --> 00:17:03,997 Girl, you too much. 382 00:17:04,808 --> 00:17:08,944 But you just told me she is real and she is sick. 383 00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:12,604 Yeah. She's a real boat, and she is the sickest. 384 00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:16,716 Wait, so I sent flowers to a boat? 385 00:17:18,324 --> 00:17:20,661 And my boat friends adored them. 386 00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:24,913 Well, well, well, well. 387 00:17:24,915 --> 00:17:27,911 Look who came crawling back. 388 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,420 Well, Ricky, it's hard to apologize 389 00:17:31,422 --> 00:17:33,852 to a guy who looks like the one uptight employee 390 00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:35,643 at a weed dispensary. 391 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:41,396 But I'm sorry. I-I didn't think about your feelings. 392 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:44,766 Oh, and I'd like to count that as a blanket apology. 393 00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:46,468 [laughs] 394 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,622 Ricky wins! 395 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:52,273 No, I will not keep it down! 396 00:17:52,298 --> 00:17:53,664 Do you know what, Ricky? 397 00:17:53,777 --> 00:17:55,644 I'm not sorry. 398 00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:56,786 [groaning] 399 00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:59,005 This may hurt your feelings, but it's the truth. 400 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,727 You have a bad attitude, you were terrible at your job, 401 00:18:01,752 --> 00:18:04,553 and I know you made a doll out of my hair. 402 00:18:05,443 --> 00:18:07,923 Wow, Brooke. 403 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,739 Your straightforward approach has... 404 00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:13,262 truly shown me the error of my... 405 00:18:13,264 --> 00:18:14,263 Just kidding. 406 00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:16,529 Prepare for my final dump. 407 00:18:16,954 --> 00:18:18,119 [phones chiming] 408 00:18:18,144 --> 00:18:19,377 MALE VOICE: You've got mail. 409 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,670 [chuckles] 410 00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:24,606 Brooke, what did you just do? 411 00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:27,643 What I should have done a long time ago: stand up for myself. 412 00:18:28,198 --> 00:18:30,785 So you can tell your Aunt Becky you won't be visiting her 413 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,348 for a while, 'cause you'll be catching up on your missed work 414 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,284 over the next eight weekends. 415 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:39,216 But it's prime pontoon boat season! 416 00:18:40,046 --> 00:18:42,647 Oh, thank God. No new e-mails from me. 417 00:18:42,993 --> 00:18:45,627 Whoa. Check out this one from Mason to Roland. 418 00:18:45,904 --> 00:18:47,529 �His crush on her is bad." 419 00:18:47,531 --> 00:18:49,931 �I'm worried it's getting in the way of work." 420 00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:52,601 �I just saw him smell her sweater after she left the room," 421 00:18:52,603 --> 00:18:55,203 "and he's been drawing cartoons of them kissing.� 422 00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,371 Yikes, that's a restraining order waiting to happen. 423 00:19:01,478 --> 00:19:03,412 Who is this creeper? 424 00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:06,581 Wait, 425 00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,281 what's going on, Clark? 426 00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:10,786 [exhales] So, 427 00:19:10,788 --> 00:19:13,088 - this is... - The creeper's me. 428 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,324 Uh, it's embarrassing, 429 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,959 but it-it's time to come clean. 430 00:19:17,961 --> 00:19:19,961 The e-mail's about me. 431 00:19:19,963 --> 00:19:21,630 And Brooke. 432 00:19:21,632 --> 00:19:22,698 It is? 433 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,014 It is! 434 00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:29,204 A few years back, we hooked up at a company retreat. 435 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:30,505 It was a magical night 436 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:33,041 with absolutely no performance issues. 437 00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:37,913 Most of that statement's true. 438 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,487 So what is this e-mail about? 439 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,651 Well, uh, I developed a bit of a crush on Brooke. 440 00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:44,853 And, I mean, I mean, who wouldn't? 441 00:19:44,855 --> 00:19:47,155 I mean, she's a perfect combination of Lara Croft 442 00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:50,565 and a sexy librarian who knows QuickBooks. 443 00:19:51,238 --> 00:19:55,140 So you smell Brooke's sweater when she's not in the room? 444 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:56,683 Yes. 445 00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,234 Yes, I do that. 446 00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:01,204 But it's okay. 447 00:20:01,229 --> 00:20:02,371 - We're-we're all good now. - Yeah. 448 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,039 That's right. It's all in the past. 449 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,308 As is this. 450 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,777 We are starting with a clean slate. 451 00:20:08,779 --> 00:20:11,480 No more grudges, no secrets. 452 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,782 Thanks for taking that truth bullet for me. 453 00:20:13,784 --> 00:20:16,351 Hey, I've been hard on you, 454 00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:18,720 so I just want to say I'm sorry... 455 00:20:18,722 --> 00:20:21,056 - It's okay, Jack. - ...that you're such a baby. 456 00:20:21,981 --> 00:20:23,625 So, going forward, 457 00:20:23,778 --> 00:20:27,229 I'm gonna be more sensitive to your little baby bottom. 458 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,770 Hey, guys, we got work to do. 459 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:33,068 That was very sweet, Jack. 460 00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:34,936 For someone who insists on telling the truth, 461 00:20:34,938 --> 00:20:37,200 those lies came pretty easy. 462 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,574 Brooke, um, 463 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,739 I lie to you all the time. 464 00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:45,113 Peace out, Cool Beans. 465 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:49,713 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34077

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