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Back in the '80s, before
you could buy everything
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from your couch, you had to drive
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to an actual location to get stuff.
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This magical place was
known as "The Mall."
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It was the center of
every teenager's universe.
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And nobody loved the mall more
than my brother and sister.
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Mmm! Hickory Farms samples!
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What's better than free meat?
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Do you even know what
you're eating right now?
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Hello? It's summer sausage.
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It's delicious because
it's made by the sun.
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This just might be the
best day of my life.
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Oh, no!
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For my brother, the
mall took a dark turn
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when it was time to make the lemonade.
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Attention, perverts!
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Look away from the
Hot Dog On A Stick girl
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or face my fury!
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Uh, Barry? What's the deal?
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Well, honey, similar to Bruce
Lee in "Enter The Dragon,"
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I am about to fight everyone!
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- Erica, hold my meat.
- Hold your own meat!
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Babe, these guys aren't here
just to watch me make lemonade.
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They do it for everyone.
See? Look at Dave Kim.
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Boo! (Crowd groans)
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That's right, that's right.
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Walk away.
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Will you stop it?!
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I want to keep this job.
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The money's good, and I
got my eye on one of those.
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The best yellow boom box money can buy.
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Look at all that yellow!
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It's so compact and waterproof.
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That's perfect for my swim routine.
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Well, keep dreaming,
'cause there's no way
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Dad's ever gonna buy us one.
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Well, you could always get jobs.
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A job?!
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How would I be able to spend
time after school at the mall
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if I already have a job
after school at the mall?
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Eh, too bad, 'cause they're
hiring at Spencer's Gifts.
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Ah, Spencer Gifts...
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The mall's one and only novelty store
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that specialized in wacky gag
gifts guaranteed to offend.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa!
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I can actually get a job at the store
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I bought two of my four
Spuds MacKenzie posters?
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This is a dream come true!
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'Cause I need money and they're hiring!
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Dad, we need you to
sign a permission slip.
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- Ask your mother.
- She's not home.
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I hope it's not time-sensitive.
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Good luck to both of you.
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We both got jobs at Spencer's Gifts,
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and we can't start until
we get parental consent.
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Give it to me! I'll sign it right now!
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Before you do, you
should really understand
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- what you're agreeing to.
- I agree.
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Just know if you sign that
slip, there's a good chance
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we'll become fully
independent and move out.
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Damn it, where's my pen?
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You might not even
have to pay for college.
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I need my pen!
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Here you go, Father.
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Let's sign this baby.
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And that's just one of
the many hilarious items
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we'll be selling at Spencer Gifts.
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Not even you being a
moron can spoil my mood.
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This is the greatest day of my life!
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Uh, this'll work.
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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I see your true
colors shining through
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It was February 15th, 1980-something,
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and I was hard at work honing my skills
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as a VHS home-movie maker.
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Not everyone was a fan, but there was
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one blond-haired lady
who couldn't get enough.
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Yeah, I stare at him, too.
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(Chuckles)
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It's hard to believe
that the bigger he gets,
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the more delicious he becomes, huh?
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Are we looking at the same thing?
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The hell is in your
son's hands right now?!
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Why does he have a waterproof
Sports Boom Box with mega bass
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when we had to get jobs to get one?!
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Adam is not like the two of you.
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He can't just work any old job.
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He's, uh... What do
I want to say here...
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Better than you.
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- He's better than you!
- You can't say that!
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I knew you'd understand.
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Dad, tell your wife to tell your boy son
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that he needs to get a
job, like the rest of us.
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Hey, moron!
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Get a job, like the other two morons.
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No, thanks. See, I'm
not so much the job guy.
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I'm more the guy behind the job guy
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who just sits there
and plays with his toys.
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- You get it.
- I don't. Get a job.
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No, n-n-n-n-n-n-no.
Adam doesn't need a job.
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- He's already got a career.
- Doing what?
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Adam is going to be a famous director.
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- Mm.
- And if you don't believe me,
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just ask his guidance counselor.
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No, your son would do
miserably in Hollywood,
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and that's a fact.
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My son is a star, and
you're gonna die alone!
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While I do feel that way,
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I'm just stating the hard truth.
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It's more likely that your puny son
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will become a power
forward for the Sixers
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than a big Hollywood muckety-muck.
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Oh, no, Mama.
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I don't want to play whatever
sport he's talking about.
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Don't worry, sweet potato.
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Mr. Glascott doesn't know anything.
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Oh, but I do.
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You see, I once made my way out to L.A.
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with my own foolish dreams.
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I thought I'd become a
big-time Hollywood scriptwriter.
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I even wrote a teleplay.
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"Sole Brothers"?
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That's "sole" spelled S-O-L-E.
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Upon their father's death,
two brothers take the reins...
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Or laces... of the family shoe store.
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They're detectives, but
they have different styles.
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- You really need to read it.
- No, I don't.
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What are you telling my boy?
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I'm telling your son the same
thing Robert Wagner told me
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when I approached him in
the men's room at Chasen's...
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This is inappropriate.
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Okay, let me clean this up.
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He's saying you're
definitely not gonna make it.
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Good talk.
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But Mom believes in me.
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Yeah, well, she also believes
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that Erica's gonna be on
the cover of Rolling Stone
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and Barry's gonna be a surgeon.
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Oh, sweet balls! None of those
things are ever gonna happen!
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I have to get a job.
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But you already have one...
making wonderful home movies
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and winning the Academy
Award of my heart.
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Mom, it's okay.
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Based on Mr. Glascott's
tale of broken dreams,
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I should explore my options.
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Okay, fine. You can try one job.
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But as soon as everyone
realizes that this a detour
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from what is obviously your destiny,
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you're going back to
being my little moviemaker.
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Boom! He's getting a job.
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There you go.
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Oh, speaking of my screenplay,
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I mocked up a poster to
help sell it in the room.
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These are twin shoe salesmen/detectives,
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Jeffrey Sole and David Alan Brothers.
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If they're brothers, why do
they have different last names?
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If you read the script,
you'd understand!
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While I was warming to the
novelty of having a job,
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Barry and Erica were
warming to their jobs
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of selling novelties.
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And last but not least,
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we have our edible underpants
in all flavors and sizes.
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- Questions?
- I got one.
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This place is awesome.
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That's not a question, kiss-ass.
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That's all right.
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I share young Barry's
verve for the gag game.
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Well, sir, I'm gonna learn
everything about this place,
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starting with the exploding golf balls.
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Sorry. Barry offers
enthusiasm, but not much else.
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Really? 'Cause on his application,
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he said he was a genius
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who was studying
pre-brain-surgery.
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- Yep.
- (Coughs) They explode, all right.
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Okay, here's what you need to know.
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Barry's gonna break stuff,
scare customers, hurt himself.
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But he's my brother and I love the dope,
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so I'm offering to be a buffer.
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Thanks for the heads-up, Erica.
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- How could you!
- What?
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I heard everything, thanks to this!
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You sold me out on the first day?
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I'm just protecting you
from the biggest danger
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in your life... You.
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You really think you're
better than me at everything?
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That I'm a joke?
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Barry, you're covered in
exploding golf ball dust.
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Well, you're the joke.
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'Cause I'm not just gonna be
the greatest brain doctor...
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I'm also gonna be the greatest
Spencer Gifts employee.
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How, you ask?
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I'll out-Spencer Gifts you.
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Now, I got to get myself a new
shirt, 'cause this one's ruined.
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And so began the great
Goldberg Spencer gift-off.
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Sold my first item. Suck it.
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Yep, my brother was convinced
he would walk away the winner.
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Meanwhile, I needed a job myself,
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- and it was gonna take a true miracle.
- _
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Wait a minute. Help found!
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If I could pass the
impossible interview.
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How many quarters are in a dollar?
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Four.
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I'll be in the back, taking a nap.
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- Sweet.
- Oh. And we're running a promotion.
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Every "A" a kid has on his report card,
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he gets a quarter.
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- Got it?
- Sir, yes, sir!
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Don't do that.
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Dad, today I became a man!
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Go brag to your friends
and your grandpa.
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That's not a "me" thing.
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No, no! I got a job!
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A real one?
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Yep, at my favorite
place in the world...
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The arcade.
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All my children have jobs?!
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This is my dream.
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I close my eyes, and this is what I see.
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That's a sad dream, but you
have a sad life, so I get it.
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Come here!
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- What's happening?
- This is me hugging you.
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No! I'm hugging you! Just accept it!
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Mom! Dad's trying to hug me!
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Oh, Murray, you're finally expressing
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your love and affection
towards your children!
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No, the little weird one got a job!
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What?! Who would hire him?!
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Don't know. Don't care.
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I thought he'd be singing
in a wig for years.
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Me too.
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I'm gonna go adjust my change belt.
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It was hanging a little low.
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(Clicks tongue)
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How could you let him accept
a job and be part of the world?
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I didn't do anything. It was easy.
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It's fine. I'll just wait it
out until he quits or gets fired.
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Or he'll learn responsibility
and pride from a job well done.
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Oh, shut the fuck up, Murray.
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As my parents debated my new job,
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Erica was settling into hers.
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Welcome to Spencer's.
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Shopping for anything in particular?
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We're looking for party
favors for Billy's birthday.
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I'm turning this much!
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Okay... Whatever that is.
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Well, we have great stuff for kids...
252
00:08:21,281 --> 00:08:23,782
Balloons, fake tattoos, bouncy balls.
253
00:08:23,884 --> 00:08:25,884
Boring! (Chuckles)
254
00:08:25,986 --> 00:08:28,486
Let me guess, William,
You like poo-poo?
255
00:08:28,589 --> 00:08:30,255
You like fake barf?
256
00:08:30,324 --> 00:08:31,489
You like big ol' farts?
257
00:08:31,558 --> 00:08:32,557
Yes!
258
00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:34,226
Then come with me,
'cause you're gonna have
259
00:08:34,328 --> 00:08:36,494
the best birthday farty ever!
260
00:08:36,597 --> 00:08:37,462
Yay!
261
00:08:37,531 --> 00:08:39,231
Let's go, little man.
262
00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:40,899
I know you were worried
about your brother,
263
00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:43,068
but he's actually doing great.
264
00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:45,937
I'd say he's really embraced
the spirit of Spencer's.
265
00:08:46,006 --> 00:08:47,706
Yeah, well, he's not the only one.
266
00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:49,908
Watch this.
267
00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:52,110
Hey, handsome. Welcome to Spencer's.
268
00:08:52,212 --> 00:08:53,411
Can I help you with anything?
269
00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:54,879
Nah, just kinda browsing.
270
00:08:54,982 --> 00:08:56,915
Dude! You like chicks?
271
00:08:57,017 --> 00:08:58,016
Um... Yeah.
272
00:08:58,085 --> 00:08:59,484
I'm kind of talking to one.
273
00:08:59,586 --> 00:09:00,819
Yeah, he's kind of talking to one.
274
00:09:00,887 --> 00:09:04,489
What about chicks in bikinis
suntanning on rad sports cars?
275
00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:05,624
Isn't that better than this dud?
276
00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:06,625
Yeah, probably.
277
00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:07,826
Then step to your right
278
00:09:07,928 --> 00:09:09,761
and check out our sweet posters!
279
00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:13,031
And for the first time, Barry
was out-Spencering Erica.
280
00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,133
My Lord, look at that boy!
281
00:09:15,235 --> 00:09:18,403
Scooping up ever super car
and boobie poster we got.
282
00:09:18,505 --> 00:09:19,804
Just doing my job, sir.
283
00:09:19,906 --> 00:09:22,374
I know this is a small
detour on your way to becoming
284
00:09:22,442 --> 00:09:25,510
a big-time brain surgeon,
but how would you like
285
00:09:25,612 --> 00:09:26,559
to be assistant manager?
286
00:09:26,626 --> 00:09:27,699
- What?
- What?
287
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,681
I've been looking for somebody
to help me run this place.
288
00:09:29,783 --> 00:09:31,283
I found him. What do you say?
289
00:09:31,385 --> 00:09:33,151
I say you're gonna be out
of business in two weeks.
290
00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:34,519
Thank you for this opportunity.
291
00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:37,322
Erica, your brilliant
brother's in charge.
292
00:09:37,391 --> 00:09:40,025
Now, I'm gonna go lose
myself in a Cinnabon.
293
00:09:40,093 --> 00:09:41,660
Well, well, well.
294
00:09:41,762 --> 00:09:44,562
Looks like the master
has become the student.
295
00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:45,597
That's not the expression.
296
00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:48,500
It is now, 'cause Barry's the boss.
297
00:09:48,602 --> 00:09:52,003
And the boss Barry says
clean all the dribble glasses
298
00:09:52,105 --> 00:09:54,873
and restock the fake turds.
299
00:09:54,941 --> 00:09:57,275
As Erica faced the wrath of a new boss,
300
00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:59,177
I was facing bossy customers.
301
00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:01,579
Hey, there. Nine quarters, please.
302
00:10:01,682 --> 00:10:03,481
- What's this?
- It's my report card.
303
00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:04,616
I'm a straight-A student.
304
00:10:04,685 --> 00:10:05,850
But I go to school with you,
305
00:10:05,952 --> 00:10:07,085
and the report cards
haven't come out yet.
306
00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:08,453
Then why am I holding one?
307
00:10:08,555 --> 00:10:09,721
That's from three years ago!
308
00:10:09,823 --> 00:10:12,257
Plus, those aren't A's.
They're F's you turned into A's.
309
00:10:12,359 --> 00:10:14,492
- Nuh-Nuh.
- Look.
310
00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:15,994
A's don't have right angles.
311
00:10:16,096 --> 00:10:18,463
You should know that, 'cause
you got an "A" in geometry.
312
00:10:18,565 --> 00:10:20,298
Well, here's something you should know.
313
00:10:20,434 --> 00:10:21,566
Give me a fistful of quarters
314
00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:23,668
before I give you a faceful of fist.
315
00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:25,036
(Clicking)
316
00:10:25,138 --> 00:10:27,205
Oh, yeah... she's got nine A's too.
317
00:10:27,307 --> 00:10:28,406
What?! No way!
318
00:10:28,508 --> 00:10:29,774
I've got my report card right here.
319
00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:32,644
- That's a napkin!
- Less talking, more clicking.
320
00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:33,645
(Clicking)
321
00:10:33,747 --> 00:10:34,813
That's it.
322
00:10:34,915 --> 00:10:36,281
Look me in the eye as you do it.
323
00:10:37,451 --> 00:10:38,883
Don't you look away!
324
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,371
Still day 1 at my new job,
and I was already feeling
325
00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:44,739
like it was "Game over."
326
00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:46,341
Dude, where'd all
these people come from?
327
00:10:46,443 --> 00:10:48,009
Everybody heard I was
giving out free money!
328
00:10:48,111 --> 00:10:49,344
But that's not even a report card!
329
00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:50,545
That's a Sbarro box!
330
00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:51,980
I know, Dave Kim!
331
00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:53,615
I've lost control.
332
00:10:53,717 --> 00:10:54,649
I'm gonna get fired.
333
00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:56,317
Oh, for sure.
334
00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,420
Ah, dang it! I'm all out!
335
00:10:58,488 --> 00:11:00,255
You're gonna need more quarters.
336
00:11:00,323 --> 00:11:02,490
Wait! I've got all the
quarters in the world!
337
00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:03,825
I had the perfect plan.
338
00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,193
I would just borrow a couple quarters
339
00:11:05,262 --> 00:11:07,328
- from the machine.
- Free quarters!
340
00:11:07,431 --> 00:11:09,364
Oh, God! Not part of the plan!
341
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:11,966
What the hell is going on?
342
00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:13,668
It's a funny story, really.
343
00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:16,337
I gave out free money.
(Laughs nervously)
344
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,214
It's not funny.
345
00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:23,845
Okay. Those beer
helmets are clean enough.
346
00:11:23,914 --> 00:11:26,114
Go tidy up the naughty
novelty section in the back.
347
00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:28,291
No. There's creepos over there.
348
00:11:28,393 --> 00:11:29,559
And they're not buying anything.
349
00:11:29,628 --> 00:11:32,053
Erica, you're objecting
to a direct order
350
00:11:32,155 --> 00:11:33,396
from your superior.
351
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,089
Know what would happen
if this was the Army?
352
00:11:35,192 --> 00:11:37,492
Uh, this isn't the
Army. We sell butt mugs.
353
00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:38,726
Watch yourself.
354
00:11:38,795 --> 00:11:41,296
Oh, Leon, I'm gonna need
the keys to the glass case.
355
00:11:41,398 --> 00:11:42,564
The glass case?
356
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:44,966
With the pewter dragons
holding the crystal balls?
357
00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:47,168
I haven't opened this case in years.
358
00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:49,804
Yeah, I saw this stupid
goth kid in the mall,
359
00:11:49,873 --> 00:11:53,241
and I said to myself,
"That kid'll buy a dragon."
360
00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:54,976
So I struck up a convo,
and he's coming in.
361
00:11:55,078 --> 00:11:57,312
Oh, my God.
362
00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,280
Son, you've got it.
363
00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:00,482
The gift.
364
00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:02,617
The Spencer's gift.
365
00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:04,252
Come on, That's not a thing.
366
00:12:04,354 --> 00:12:06,087
(Sniffles) This is a big moment for me.
367
00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:09,123
(Laughing) I've never said this before.
368
00:12:10,193 --> 00:12:11,893
- You can lock up tonight.
- You sure?
369
00:12:11,962 --> 00:12:14,596
I've never been more sure
about anything in my life.
370
00:12:15,599 --> 00:12:17,232
You!
371
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:18,933
Learn from him.
372
00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:20,235
He has the gift.
373
00:12:20,337 --> 00:12:21,836
Spencer's gift, sure.
374
00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:23,304
Well, would you look at that.
375
00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:24,839
First, I'm made the boss.
376
00:12:24,941 --> 00:12:26,875
Now I get the keys to the store.
377
00:12:26,943 --> 00:12:28,877
I don't even have the keys to the house.
378
00:12:28,945 --> 00:12:30,879
I have to sit in the tree
until someone comes home!
379
00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:32,280
I have to hand it to you...
380
00:12:32,382 --> 00:12:33,815
You really did out-Spencer Gifts me.
381
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:36,584
Eh, don't feel bad. Not
everyone has the gift.
382
00:12:36,653 --> 00:12:39,587
If anything, I feel bad you
don't get to see Chuck Norris.
383
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:41,756
Chuck Norris? What about him?
384
00:12:41,858 --> 00:12:43,391
Oh, he's signing his
new book at B. Dalton.
385
00:12:43,493 --> 00:12:44,492
What's it called?
386
00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:45,527
Uh...
387
00:12:45,595 --> 00:12:47,228
"Punching America in the Throat."
388
00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:48,229
Damn it!
389
00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:49,797
Why are the two most important things
390
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,065
that ever happened to me tonight?
391
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,601
I guess... I could cover for you.
392
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,203
Thank you, Erica.
393
00:12:55,272 --> 00:12:56,538
You know, you're not a good employee,
394
00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:58,806
but you're an average sister.
395
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,009
Erica knew that in order to beat Barry,
396
00:13:01,077 --> 00:13:02,377
she'd have to play dirty.
397
00:13:02,479 --> 00:13:04,979
Meanwhile, I had to clean
up the mess I made at work.
398
00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:05,980
It was terrible.
399
00:13:06,082 --> 00:13:07,849
They shook me down for all my quarters.
400
00:13:07,951 --> 00:13:10,018
Was one dressed like a ditzy redhead
401
00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:12,687
and the other like a
smart-alec shoeshiner?
402
00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:14,622
Albert, not everything is a grift.
403
00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:16,224
Face it, Mom was right.
404
00:13:16,293 --> 00:13:17,725
I'm not qualified to do anything
405
00:13:17,794 --> 00:13:19,427
besides make stupid home movies.
406
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:21,329
We can fix this, together.
407
00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:22,363
How much they get you for?
408
00:13:22,465 --> 00:13:23,398
$110.
409
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,766
You're gonna fix this on your own.
410
00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:25,833
Fine. I'll think of something.
411
00:13:25,936 --> 00:13:27,368
Just don't tell Mom I got fired.
412
00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:31,472
Yes! I heard everything, thanks
to Barry's stupid giant ear.
413
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,641
Our Hollywood dreams
are back on the table.
414
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:34,709
- (Groans)
- (Chuckles)
415
00:13:34,778 --> 00:13:37,378
Mom, you got to stop.
I just lost a real job.
416
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,513
You know what else is real?
417
00:13:38,615 --> 00:13:40,848
You walking me down the red carpet
418
00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:42,050
at the Academy Awards.
419
00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:44,819
To be clear, if I ever
get a job in show business,
420
00:13:44,921 --> 00:13:47,288
I am not taking you
as my date to anything.
421
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,223
- Of course you are.
- (Scoffs) I'm super not.
422
00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:50,325
Well, who else are you gonna take?
423
00:13:50,427 --> 00:13:51,392
Um, my wife?
424
00:13:51,494 --> 00:13:52,961
Oh, it's cool. She'll understand.
425
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:54,796
- No, she won't.
- I'll talk to her. She'll get it.
426
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:56,664
You stay away from her... Seriously.
427
00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:57,832
She didn't sign up for this.
428
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,934
So, What... I'm the only
one who believes in you,
429
00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,636
but I have to read about your successes
430
00:14:01,738 --> 00:14:02,770
in People magazine,
431
00:14:02,872 --> 00:14:04,606
like some poor slob
at a dentist's office?
432
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,908
I'll tell you before the
article comes out, okay?
433
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:09,777
If I pay back the arcade,
can I go to the Oscars then?
434
00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:12,113
You can ride with me
and my wife in the limo,
435
00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,082
- but you can't go in.
- I'll find a way.
436
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,417
No! You're not bailing him out of this.
437
00:14:16,519 --> 00:14:18,786
This is his job, not yours.
438
00:14:18,855 --> 00:14:20,855
You got to find a way
to solve it on your own.
439
00:14:20,924 --> 00:14:23,958
And I just did... by trading
in my future happiness for cash.
440
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,927
Here's your money, plus a little extra
441
00:14:26,029 --> 00:14:27,962
because you're a special boy.
442
00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:29,263
Hey, my special-boy money!
443
00:14:29,332 --> 00:14:30,264
I'm gonna be brutal here
444
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,400
because your mom's in la-la land.
445
00:14:32,502 --> 00:14:34,602
You're not a boy, and
you're not special!
446
00:14:34,671 --> 00:14:36,137
What are you saying?!
447
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,006
He's not some magic star.
448
00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,774
He's a regular Joe
449
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:42,777
who's got to learn the
value of a hard day's work.
450
00:14:42,879 --> 00:14:45,146
By wearing wigs and making home movies.
451
00:14:45,248 --> 00:14:47,315
Oh, my God! What are
you doing to this kid?
452
00:14:47,384 --> 00:14:48,282
I'm being his mother.
453
00:14:48,385 --> 00:14:49,917
Well, I'm being his father.
454
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,352
Welcome to reality.
455
00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,820
You go down to that job,
456
00:14:52,889 --> 00:14:55,356
and you solve it any way you can!
457
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,091
(Music playing)
458
00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:01,095
Solve it!
459
00:15:01,197 --> 00:15:03,131
What a rip!
460
00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:04,632
Chuck Norris wasn't even there...
461
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,768
just some lady named Maya Angelou.
462
00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,469
She didn't know anything about karate.
463
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:11,372
Barry. We need to talk.
464
00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:13,041
Leon. What are you doing back?
465
00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:15,443
Someone paged me to
come back to the store.
466
00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:17,745
When I got here, you were gone...
467
00:15:17,814 --> 00:15:19,714
and so were all the bottled farts.
468
00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,349
Oh, no! Not the bottled farts!
469
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:22,784
Yes, the bottled farts.
470
00:15:22,886 --> 00:15:25,386
When I saw all the bottled
farts were gone, I was excited.
471
00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:27,588
I thought you sold the bottled farts.
472
00:15:27,657 --> 00:15:30,358
But now it seems you
lost the bottled farts.
473
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,759
I'd never lose the bottled farts.
474
00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:34,829
Barry, do you understand
that each bottled fart
475
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:37,265
was ass-crafted by a
third-generation fartist
476
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,666
in Pueblo, Colorado?
477
00:15:38,735 --> 00:15:40,134
So they just fart into the bottles?
478
00:15:40,203 --> 00:15:43,071
Oh, it's so much more than that.
479
00:15:43,139 --> 00:15:47,909
Inside every bottled
fart lives a child's wish.
480
00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:50,678
And now all those wishes have vanished,
481
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:53,347
like... Something in the wind.
482
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:54,649
A squeaky fart?
483
00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:55,717
Damn it.
484
00:15:55,819 --> 00:15:58,820
No one gets it like you, Barry.
485
00:15:58,922 --> 00:16:01,255
But I still need that name tag.
486
00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:04,559
Wait! You can't fire him
for just losing some farts.
487
00:16:04,661 --> 00:16:07,729
It's not about the farts.
488
00:16:07,831 --> 00:16:10,698
It's about trust.
489
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,500
You broke my heart, son.
490
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:15,136
You did this.
491
00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:17,872
You couldn't deal with the
fact that I was better than you,
492
00:16:17,974 --> 00:16:20,908
that I was good at something,
that I'll be a doctor one day.
493
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:22,877
- Barry...
- No! Just don't talk to me.
494
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,912
My arcade job was a bust,
495
00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:29,047
but I had the perfect
way to get my money back.
496
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:31,316
Yo, ponytail! Give me my damn money!
497
00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:33,685
- No.
- Okay, that didn't work.
498
00:16:33,754 --> 00:16:35,821
Please do the right thing
and give me my money.
499
00:16:35,889 --> 00:16:37,956
I've considered your offer,
and I have a counteroffer.
500
00:16:38,058 --> 00:16:39,257
Eat my butt.
501
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:40,759
I totally thought you were
gonna do the right thing,
502
00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:42,194
and then you offered your butt!
503
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,763
Can you guys please just
give me the money back?
504
00:16:44,832 --> 00:16:46,832
Sorry, man. I need that
money to feed my family.
505
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,101
- Really?
- No. My dad's a lawyer.
506
00:16:49,136 --> 00:16:50,869
He has that commercial
where he wears a neck brace
507
00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:52,904
and tells you his number
is dos dos dos, dos dos dos,
508
00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:54,139
dos dos dos dos.
509
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:56,375
Wait! That's it! I know how to fix this!
510
00:16:56,443 --> 00:16:58,143
Is it by you giving us more quarters?
511
00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:01,480
No, but what if I told
you I could make you stars?
512
00:17:01,548 --> 00:17:03,648
Johnny's already a star.
You're a star, Johnny.
513
00:17:03,751 --> 00:17:05,484
I know, girl. Everybody knows.
514
00:17:05,586 --> 00:17:06,551
So, you'll do it?
515
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,987
Sure. But I got two questions for you.
516
00:17:09,056 --> 00:17:10,422
Can I play my sax?
517
00:17:10,524 --> 00:17:12,157
And how loud can I play my sax?
518
00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:13,125
(Music playing)
519
00:17:13,193 --> 00:17:14,960
Yeah!
520
00:17:15,062 --> 00:17:16,762
Do you like video games?
521
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,163
Do you like girls?
522
00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:21,433
Do you like girls who like video games?
523
00:17:21,535 --> 00:17:22,467
Hey, big boy.
524
00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:24,336
How 'bout we make that two-player?
525
00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:26,037
Well, all right.
526
00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:28,807
Come on down to Challenges Arcade.
527
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:32,344
All the latest games,
from Asteroids to Zaxxon.
528
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,146
Did somebody say "Zaxxon"?!
529
00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:36,314
More like sax-on.
530
00:17:36,383 --> 00:17:37,949
(Saxophone solo)
531
00:17:39,787 --> 00:17:42,521
Dude, this commercial's
gonna be awesome.
532
00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:44,623
Commercial, huh? Not a bad idea.
533
00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:46,825
And it can be yours for only $5,000.
534
00:17:46,894 --> 00:17:50,996
How about no dollars and
you can have your job back?
535
00:17:51,098 --> 00:17:52,297
Deal.
536
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:55,267
Hey.
537
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,668
Go away, fart thief.
538
00:17:56,737 --> 00:17:59,004
Well, maybe this will cheer you up.
539
00:17:59,139 --> 00:18:00,772
Eh? Whoopee cushion?
540
00:18:00,841 --> 00:18:01,907
Bug in an ice cube?
541
00:18:01,975 --> 00:18:04,142
Even though all those
items are hilarious,
542
00:18:04,244 --> 00:18:05,644
you can't make up for what you did.
543
00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:07,312
(Sighs)
544
00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:10,348
Okay, fine.
545
00:18:10,451 --> 00:18:13,285
I paged Leon, and...
546
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,854
I hid all of the stinky
bottles in the stockroom.
547
00:18:17,024 --> 00:18:19,658
I did it because I was jealous.
548
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,494
You're better at
Spencer's Gifts than me.
549
00:18:22,596 --> 00:18:23,495
And I'm sorry.
550
00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:25,096
No, I don't want another gag gift.
551
00:18:25,165 --> 00:18:26,264
No, it's a real one.
552
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:27,833
("True Colors" plays)
553
00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:31,770
A stethoscope?
554
00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:33,772
For when you're a doctor.
555
00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:35,774
You don't believe that.
556
00:18:35,843 --> 00:18:37,542
Look, I know I'm always
really hard on you,
557
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:40,278
but watching you at that job made me see
558
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,848
that when you're
passionate about something,
559
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:45,050
you can do anything.
560
00:18:45,085 --> 00:18:47,252
So you're gonna be a doctor, all right?
561
00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:51,423
And a damn good one.
562
00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:53,558
You may not be a good employee,
563
00:18:53,594 --> 00:18:55,360
but you're a great sister.
564
00:18:57,965 --> 00:19:00,665
Challenges Arcade,
Willow Grove Park Hall.
565
00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:01,933
Is this going on TV?
566
00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,535
My boss bought local air time,
567
00:19:03,604 --> 00:19:05,437
and now the manager of Spencer's Gifts
568
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:07,272
wants me to shoot one for him, too.
569
00:19:07,341 --> 00:19:09,140
Oh, my baby!
570
00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:11,142
Told you, Murray! He is special!
571
00:19:11,211 --> 00:19:13,812
That's his job, being amazing!
572
00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:17,015
You know, I think I'm gonna
keep my actual job at the arcade.
573
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:18,450
- What?
- Truth is, without it,
574
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:21,453
I never would have gotten
my first real directing gig.
575
00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:23,788
Dad's right... a real
job is a good thing.
576
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:25,824
Well, you're still gonna take
me to the Oscars, though, right?
577
00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:26,791
I'm taking my wife.
578
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,326
You'll take me to the Emmys.
579
00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:30,495
Eh, I'm taking my wife.
580
00:19:30,597 --> 00:19:31,730
Sure you are.
581
00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:32,731
Bevy.
582
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:34,266
Fine. I'll stop.
583
00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:37,402
You know, your mom
may be onto something.
584
00:19:37,504 --> 00:19:41,172
You might be more special
than I'm giving you credit for.
585
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:42,274
You really think so?
586
00:19:42,342 --> 00:19:44,042
Don't get a big head about it.
587
00:19:44,111 --> 00:19:46,545
But, yeah, keep making your movies
588
00:19:46,613 --> 00:19:49,247
with the, uh, singing and the wigs.
589
00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,749
I thought you hate the wigs.
590
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:53,285
Oh, I... I really hate the wigs.
591
00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:56,955
Sometimes the people
who push us the hardest
592
00:19:57,024 --> 00:19:58,723
are the most encouraging of all.
593
00:19:58,825 --> 00:19:59,958
Sure, growing up's messy,
594
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,294
but when we accept the love around us,
595
00:20:02,396 --> 00:20:04,429
that's when our true
colors shine brightest.
596
00:20:04,498 --> 00:20:09,868
And I see your true
colors shining through
597
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:13,305
-
I see your true colors
- _
598
00:20:13,407 --> 00:20:16,107
And that's why I love you
599
00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:20,812
So don't be afraid
to let them show
600
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,796
Come on down to Spencer's
Gifts at the Willow Grove Mall,
601
00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:28,797
where our gag gifts are
a sight for sore eyes.
602
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:30,135
Spencer's!
603
00:20:30,237 --> 00:20:31,503
We've got fake barf!
604
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,771
Underpants wallet!
605
00:20:32,873 --> 00:20:34,506
Real lava lamps!
606
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,907
- Whoopie cushions!
- (Air hisses)
607
00:20:36,009 --> 00:20:37,242
Joy buzzers!
608
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:37,909
Ow.
609
00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:39,378
"No Fart Zone" tape.
610
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,913
Wind-up chattering teeth!
611
00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:43,215
Wacky shirts!
612
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:44,316
Silly wigs!
613
00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:45,550
Edible underpants!
614
00:20:45,652 --> 00:20:48,920
And, of course, our best seller...
615
00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,989
Bottled farts!
616
00:20:51,091 --> 00:20:52,924
And for the woman in your life,
617
00:20:53,026 --> 00:20:55,293
We have lilac hand
lotion, for some reason.
618
00:20:55,396 --> 00:20:56,194
(Chuckles)
619
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,497
So, come on down to Spencer's.
620
00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:00,866
We've got shenanigans for you!
621
00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:02,400
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