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Adult Adam: Long before online dating,
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single people bared
their souls on videotape,
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and this is what it
actually looked like.
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Hi. I'm Maurice.
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I'm an executive by day
and a wild man by night.
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I'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo
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if you're not afraid to let the wind
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mess your hair up a little bit
when I take the top down.
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And video dating had finally
hit the suburbs of Philly.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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How would you like to meet
the man of your dreams?
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- Ew.
- You're really old.
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Ouch. [Chuckles]
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But, no, I'm talking about
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the romantic wave of the future...
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Video dating.
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It's a real business.
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Using our advanced VHS technology
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and a one-time fee of $399,
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followed by lifetime monthly
fees of only $19.99,
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anyone can now find love.
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So, which of you lonely hearts
is looking for Mr. Right?
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Well, I'm not, but [Clears throat]
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I am not a sad-sack loser.
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I choose to be alone, and it's the best.
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It is the best, isn't it? [Chuckles]
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Well, that's too bad
because for a limited time,
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anyone that joins the VD community
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gets a free tote bag for just $12.99.
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I am not carrying around a bag
that says, "I heart VD."
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My God.
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Wait, I have the perfect
customer for you... my dad.
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He's totally ready
to get back out there.
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Hell, no!
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Why would I ever do video dating?
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I'm living the dream.
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It's 2:00 in the afternoon,
and you're still in your robe.
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So? A robe is just a long
jacket made of towel.
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Lots of people wear these.
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Not to other people's homes.
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In this house, we keep it loose.
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Dad, it's been four
years since Mom left.
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Isn't it time you got
set up with someone?
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Set up? Did somebody say "set up"?
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Who am I setting up?
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No, stop. We don't need your help.
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Bill's gonna do video dating.
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Video dating?
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[Chuckles]
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[Robotic voice] Beep, boop, bop, zorp.
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Beep, boop, bop. I will find you love.
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Sorry, but, uh, your way of matchmaking
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is a thing of the past.
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[Normal voice] Please.
I am literally responsible
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for setting up over 200 couples,
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which means I'm personally responsible
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for over 62,000 babies.
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Yeah, that's not real math.
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Bill, would you rather put your heart
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in the hands of a proven love champion
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or risk everything
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with someone whose romantic
record is a little spotty?
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Honestly, I'd rather not do either.
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Hey, my record is not spotty.
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And I'm, like, the best ever at love.
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Yeah, not so much.
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And when you think about it,
you've only had one boyfriend,
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and that was two years ago.
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Right, Dante. What a character.
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His name wasn't Dante.
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He had that small hand.
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Who are you thinking of?
And I'm alone by choice.
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Ha! Please.
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You only liked Geoff after
he wanted nothing to do with you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I'll show you friggin' jerkuses
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how friggin' great I am at friggin' love
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when your dad's walking
down the friggin' aisle.
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See, you don't even know that men
don't walk down the aisle!
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Gah! Bill, get out of your bath clothes!
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- I'm finding you love again.
- Okay.
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Oh! My bad!
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[Grunts] I'll get... Ohh, my back!
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Don't worry, pal. I gotcha.
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No, no, Bruce Lee style. Hyah!
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Hyah! Hoo-hyah!
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Beverly, I'm gonna need a warm towel.
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Oh, it's traveling!
It's moving south! Aah!
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Good luck, Schmoops.
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Get the small boy. Have
the small boy stand on me.
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was September 28, 1980-something,
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the day of the career aptitude test.
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Done! Now all I got to do is sit back
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and let this test
decide my entire future.
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Got any predictions?
It'll either make me an NFL punter,
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motorcycle detective, or land pirate.
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Bookkeeper?! I don't
want to be a librarian!
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Bookkeeper's not a librarian, you moron.
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It's more like an accountant.
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Why didn't I get an awesome
job like boat owner
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or rap mogul or neighborhood oracle?
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- What the hell's an oracle?
- A guy who sees the future.
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I can see your future.
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You're mowing lawns for the city.
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Never! I will be a rich
neighborhood oracle,
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and nothing you say can stop me.
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[Toy squeaks] Ow!
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Couldn't predict that, could you?
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As Barry was having trouble
seeing the future,
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Erica was trying to find
Bill his future wife.
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Trust me, Mr. Lewis,
your romantic future starts now.
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And to my doubters, you
can go on down to Sears
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and buy a vacuum so you can suck it.
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Yes, Bill, there's no
better place to find love
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than next to Lady Foot Locker.
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Put her there, Bill. John
Calabasas, love doctor.
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No medical degree.
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I'm legally required to say that now.
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Bill, I want to show you something.
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This is a videotape
of one of our biggest success stories,
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and this could be you.
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Why, hello, there. The name's Big Al.
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And like a fine wine,
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I just keep getting better with age.
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My God. That's why
he's been out every night this month.
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So [Clicks tongue] let's have some fun.
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Boom! And that's how love is made.
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I don't know, Erica. Maybe
your mom's right about all this.
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Your friend makes a good point
about me being right, Erica.
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Yeah, normally, I just
go with the flow,
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but I'm starting to take
sides here, too.
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Everyone stop talking.
Trust me, Mr. Lewis.
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I know love and romance. It's my jam.
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So let's just give it a shot.
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And three, two, one, get some!
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Hi. this is Bill Lewis of Bill
Lewis Flooring and Tile.
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I'm looking for a nice, clean lady
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to spend my days with.
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It used to be my wife.
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Oh, no.
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Man, she was pretty. Smelled nice.
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Tight, little body
from all the Jane Fonda.
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Son of a bitch, Billy
Boy! You had it all!
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- No.
- Ouch.
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- Daddy?
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One day she just walked out on me.
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All she left behind was
this single leg warmer.
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I wear it on my arm to keep her close.
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- Not good.
- Hard to watch.
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Dang it, I miss you so much, pookie!
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[Sniffles]
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So, so much!
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Also, you must be stacked.
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I'm so, so sorry.
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Okay, cut. Great. I think we got it.
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I don't think you did.
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As Erica's matchmaking
was stalling out,
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Barry's career planning
was just revving up.
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Corporate leader?!
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I know, right?
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Evy told me what bubbles to fill in,
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and now I'm gonna be a CEO.
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She says I'm a natural leader.
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- Sit up straight.
- Yes, my love.
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Barry: This is bull crap!
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There's no practical job
that will ever meet
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Barry's three criteria
for career awesomeness.
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One... a position of
unchallenged authority.
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You're stretching all
wrong, Matt Raymer.
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I want you to drop
into a lunge right here.
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That's the quad. Work the quad.
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That is the engine room of the body.
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Two... No desk or formal pants.
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This is where games are won or lost.
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There you go. What are
you looking at me for?
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And three... It requires athletic skill
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and physical intimidation.
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You call that a chest
pass, Luke Schmidt?
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Run laps till you see God.
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Shake a leg. [Whistle blows]
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In that moment,
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my brother finally knew
what his future would hold...
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Kickballs, tube socks,
and a shiny whistle.
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Coach, I want to be
your athletic apprentice
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so that one day I can take your place
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when you climb that
big rope into the sky.
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Ah, I see. Goofing on old Coach, huh?
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Well, we'll see who's laughing
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after you do 3,000 squat thrusts.
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No, I'm serious.
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I want to teach gym, sir.
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My God. It's finally happening.
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I'm gonna be a mentor.
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- Are you crying?
- My eyes are just celebrating.
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Here. Take this.
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Training begins now!
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[Air blows]
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Damn it, I broke it!
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Why do I have such powerful lungs?
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No, it's a training whistle.
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You'll get the tiny, little
ball that makes it work
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- when you're ready.
- When will that be?
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Coach will know.
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Now let the physical
education education begin.
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First up, drink this
mix of celery and cod.
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Glug hard, boy. Glug hard.
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While Barry hit a home
run with his new career,
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Erica was striking out at matchmaking.
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Swing and a miss. Bill struck out.
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Not one response to his video.
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How is that possible?
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Honestly, I've never seen
such a negative reaction,
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and a lot of my clients are
just me in different costumes.
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There has to be someone for Bill.
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This thing guarantees a match.
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No, it says it "gurantees a match."
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And that's not a real word,
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so it's not a legally binding contract.
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Don't make me leave empty-handed.
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Please, I need to find someone.
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Erica?
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Oh, hi, guys. What you doing?
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Geoff put some charm jewelry on layaway.
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What are you doing?
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Are you video-dating?
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What? No, no, no.
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I'm only here to help set
up my best friend's dad.
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I know when I say that out loud,
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it doesn't sound great
or real, but it's both.
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Well, best of luck
with whatever this is.
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John: [Sighs]
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- Gross.
- Young love.
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Look, I need to find Bill someone.
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It's how I'm gonna prove
that I'm good at this.
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With the tape Bill made? Not a chance.
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Well, then I'll make a better one.
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And I've got just the person to help.
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Nerd, I need you to
make an awesome video
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for Lainey's dad.
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Holy balls! My first
professional paid gig!
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I'm not paying you. Still
a professional gig, though.
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- It's really not.
- I see it now.
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We open on a time portal
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as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked
body spills to the Earth.
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He rises from the smoke
like a Love Terminator.
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Yeah, no nudity or time travel.
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Just make Mr. Lewis look
cool... You know, macho.
254
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We're making a picture!
An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
255
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What's with the "F"?
256
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There's another Adam Goldberg at school.
257
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He's super-sensitive.
258
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I don't want to cause
any marketplace confusion.
259
00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:50,141
Don't worry about it. No one
cares about either of you.
260
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But I wasn't the only one landing a gig
261
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in my chosen profession.
262
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[Air blows]
263
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That looks broke. Let me fix that.
264
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Hey, I was practicing my tooting skills.
265
00:09:01,598 --> 00:09:03,393
Coach said the whistle is the foundation
266
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from which the gymnasium
arts were built.
267
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:06,652
You're just gonna sit
here and let him do this.
268
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It was nice and quiet.
He said it was for school.
269
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It is!
270
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I've finally decided on a career path.
271
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- I'm gonna be a P.E. teacher.
- Oh, my.
272
00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:18,683
Dad, you're right. It's time
I find my place in society.
273
00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,681
And what could impact society
more than me teaching youth
274
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how to do light exercise
and parachute games?
275
00:09:23,872 --> 00:09:27,035
I fully support you 100%.
276
00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:28,394
Seriously?! Dude!
277
00:09:28,419 --> 00:09:30,422
I thought you were gonna stomp
on this dream like all the others.
278
00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:32,073
- Nah, it's too good.
- It is.
279
00:09:32,098 --> 00:09:33,558
In fact, I'm gonna
go grab some shut-eye.
280
00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:34,749
It's 6:30.
281
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I'm waking up at dawn.
282
00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:37,847
Me and Coach are
going on a 12-mile jog,
283
00:09:37,872 --> 00:09:40,136
then we're powering down a
classic English breakfast.
284
00:09:40,161 --> 00:09:41,839
Why? He likes to start each morning
285
00:09:41,864 --> 00:09:43,430
with 5,000 to 6,000 calories...
286
00:09:43,455 --> 00:09:45,519
Bangers and mash, kippers, kidneys,
287
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boiled and fried potatoes,
black and white pudding,
288
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three kinds of meats.
289
00:09:49,315 --> 00:09:50,175
His mom's British.
290
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,308
Seems like a lot.
291
00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:53,269
She's a handful, but
I like her. [Chuckles]
292
00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:54,503
Anyway, off to bed.
293
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:56,269
I don't understand, Mur.
294
00:09:56,294 --> 00:10:00,026
Are you actually okay with
your son being a gym coach?
295
00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:01,267
Just like everything else,
296
00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:03,609
the kid will move on to the
next stupid dream of his.
297
00:10:03,634 --> 00:10:04,666
And what if he doesn't?
298
00:10:04,723 --> 00:10:06,682
Believe me, he ain't getting up
299
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,869
at 5:00 in the morning to move his body.
300
00:10:08,894 --> 00:10:09,785
We're golden.
301
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,876
Dig deep. Imagine a
jaguar's chasing you.
302
00:10:11,901 --> 00:10:13,301
Let's go.
303
00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:15,742
I'm miserable, but happier
than I've ever been.
304
00:10:16,095 --> 00:10:18,191
Oh [bleep]
305
00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,680
It was the day of the big premiere...
of a dating video.
306
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,625
But, hey, it was still a premiere.
307
00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:26,750
Before I begin, I have
a few words to say.
308
00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:30,571
Webster's Dictionary
defines "masterpiece" as...
309
00:10:30,735 --> 00:10:31,922
Press "play."
310
00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:33,900
Okay, without further ado,
311
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:39,048
I present to you Bill Lewis,
as requested, a real macho man.
312
00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:43,538
Hey, hey
313
00:10:43,607 --> 00:10:45,273
Hey, hey, hey
314
00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:46,808
Macho, macho man
315
00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:48,577
Macho man, yeah
316
00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,179
I've got to be a macho man
317
00:10:51,248 --> 00:10:55,183
I've got to be a macho,
macho, macho man
318
00:10:55,252 --> 00:10:57,419
I've got to be a macho
319
00:10:57,521 --> 00:10:58,820
Hi. I'm Bill Lewis.
320
00:10:58,922 --> 00:11:01,089
And I like to dance, get
sweaty, and have some fun.
321
00:11:01,158 --> 00:11:03,258
I'm ship shape and ready for love.
322
00:11:03,327 --> 00:11:05,193
Hey, let's build a relationship.
323
00:11:05,254 --> 00:11:06,696
I've got to be
a macho, macho, macho
324
00:11:06,721 --> 00:11:08,282
You have the right to fall in love
325
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,703
with Bill Lewis of Bill
Lewis Tile and Flooring.
326
00:11:11,868 --> 00:11:12,923
Hey, what are you doing?
327
00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:14,907
Destroying this and starting over.
328
00:11:14,932 --> 00:11:18,684
But I gave you exactly
what you asked for... macho.
329
00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:20,485
Your dad was a shirtless cowboy,
330
00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:22,992
a sweaty cop, a leather-clad biker.
331
00:11:23,017 --> 00:11:24,282
Oh, I see it now.
332
00:11:24,307 --> 00:11:26,642
Erica, it's time to hand me the reins.
333
00:11:26,705 --> 00:11:28,251
This is the job for the Yentadex.
334
00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:29,407
What the hell is that?
335
00:11:29,432 --> 00:11:31,242
Every yenta has a Rolodex
336
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:34,234
filled with perfect matches
for everyone they know.
337
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:35,492
So buckle up, Bill.
338
00:11:35,517 --> 00:11:37,525
You're about to go on
the ride of your life.
339
00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:39,907
No, there will be no
buckling. I'm handling this.
340
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,465
Okay, I appreciate everyone's help,
341
00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:43,767
but I'm shutting this down.
342
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:47,060
I'm just... I'm not over my wife.
343
00:11:47,562 --> 00:11:50,196
We all get one true
love, and she was mine.
344
00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:52,776
There is no way you only
get one soul mate in life
345
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:54,212
because he's in love with someone else,
346
00:11:54,237 --> 00:11:55,837
and then I'm gonna be alone forever,
347
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,702
and I'm not gonna let
that happen to you, Bill!
348
00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:01,555
Wow. She's a passionate young lady.
349
00:12:01,580 --> 00:12:03,313
Got most of her facts wrong,
350
00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:05,900
but her heart's in the right place.
351
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,462
Hey, guys, I really need your help.
352
00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:10,696
Each of you grab a leg and push.
353
00:12:10,721 --> 00:12:11,653
I ate nine bananas,
354
00:12:11,678 --> 00:12:13,493
but I'm still cramping
up something nasty.
355
00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:15,103
Damn it, you ate all my bananas?
356
00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:16,884
I'm in real athletic pain!
357
00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:18,041
Sit, Al.
358
00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:20,860
Nobody is touching those
legs in those tiny shorts.
359
00:12:20,885 --> 00:12:23,844
These are official coaching bottoms.
360
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:25,743
Sure, they cinch up
the bathing-suit area,
361
00:12:25,768 --> 00:12:27,556
but Coach says I'll eventually reach
362
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,040
a healthy level of crotchular numbness.
363
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,181
For the love of God, take 'em off!
364
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,538
You'll never have kids.
365
00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:34,845
Gym teachers don't have kids.
366
00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:37,392
Their kids are the students they teach.
367
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:39,150
All right, enough with this gym crap.
368
00:12:39,237 --> 00:12:41,671
Sit down. "Clash of the Titans" is on.
369
00:12:41,906 --> 00:12:44,259
They've got oracles. You love oracles.
370
00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:45,639
Eh, seers and wizards
371
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,631
don't fit into my
new, healthy lifestyle.
372
00:12:47,656 --> 00:12:49,455
I'm gonna go blend up a power shake.
373
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,368
So much fiber.
374
00:12:50,393 --> 00:12:52,282
The body really is an amazing organ.
375
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,297
One point, two points, three points.
376
00:12:55,322 --> 00:12:56,673
[Chuckles] Four points, Barry.
377
00:12:56,698 --> 00:12:58,704
What imaginary game is he playing?
378
00:12:58,729 --> 00:12:59,729
There's no way to know.
379
00:12:59,754 --> 00:13:01,759
I mean, of all his farkakte dreams,
380
00:13:01,784 --> 00:13:03,337
this is the one he's going with.
381
00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:04,415
This is a nightmare.
382
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,728
Do something!
383
00:13:05,753 --> 00:13:07,517
I will!
384
00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:10,189
Thanks for sitting down with me, Rick.
385
00:13:10,214 --> 00:13:12,047
Anything for my prot?g?'s old man.
386
00:13:12,072 --> 00:13:13,906
In a way, it's like we're married.
387
00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,964
Yeah, that's gonna make this easier.
388
00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:18,886
Uh, thing is, Barry's not
gonna be a gym teacher.
389
00:13:18,911 --> 00:13:19,595
What's that now?
390
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,610
I think that Woody Allen said it best.
391
00:13:21,752 --> 00:13:23,962
[Imitating Woody Allen]
"Those that can't do, teach.
392
00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:26,821
And those that can't teach, teach gym."
393
00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:28,220
How dare you.
394
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,243
You call that a Woody Allen impression?
395
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:33,525
[Imitating Woody Allen] This
is a Woody Allen impression.
396
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,665
That's exactly what I'm doing.
397
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,095
You got to stammer like... Like this.
398
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,286
Use your hands more.
399
00:13:39,311 --> 00:13:40,220
[Normal voice] Forget Woody!
400
00:13:40,245 --> 00:13:41,196
Here's the deal...
401
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,892
No more physical education education!
402
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:45,163
[Normal voice] Seems
to me you're implying
403
00:13:45,188 --> 00:13:47,294
that being a gym coach
isn't good enough.
404
00:13:47,319 --> 00:13:49,655
No, I think what you do is amazing.
405
00:13:49,926 --> 00:13:51,058
Just not for my son.
406
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,944
You've seen your life. You get it.
407
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,655
Well, he may be your
son, but he's my gym son.
408
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,159
- That's not a thing.
- Oh, it is.
409
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,416
There's no such thing.
410
00:13:58,441 --> 00:14:00,374
There's no greater bond in the world
411
00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:03,015
than between a coach
and his boy prot?g?.
412
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,218
I think except for the bond
413
00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:07,390
between a dad and his actual boy.
414
00:14:07,415 --> 00:14:09,054
Well, may the best father win.
415
00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:10,483
Well, that's me. I'm his father.
416
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:11,929
And I'm his coach-father.
417
00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:12,819
We're done here.
418
00:14:12,844 --> 00:14:15,452
And so began the war
over Barry's future.
419
00:14:15,477 --> 00:14:17,644
Meanwhile, my sister was so
shaken by Bill's words
420
00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:20,503
that she turned her matchmaking
skills on herself.
421
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:23,429
Hi. I'm Erica. I'm not
desperate or anything.
422
00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:24,460
I just want to make sure
423
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:27,005
that I don't miss my one chance
to have a happy life with Geoff.
424
00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:29,702
Can I start over?
425
00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:32,328
Webster defines "love" as... Nope.
426
00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:33,677
Blblblblblblb!
427
00:14:33,702 --> 00:14:36,077
Geoff, Geoff, Geoff, Geoff, Geoff. Okay.
428
00:14:36,102 --> 00:14:37,335
I think I got it out of my system,
429
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,670
so let's Geoff this one more time.
430
00:14:40,695 --> 00:14:42,085
I mean, look at this photo of Evy.
431
00:14:42,110 --> 00:14:43,452
Are you freaking kidding me?
432
00:14:43,645 --> 00:14:45,312
[Crying] He's gonna be an eye doctor
433
00:14:45,337 --> 00:14:47,371
because he's gonna follow
in his dad's footsteps.
434
00:14:47,396 --> 00:14:48,396
It's a safe career,
435
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,254
but we would have had a beautiful home.
436
00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:53,714
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be crying.
437
00:14:53,802 --> 00:14:55,435
This is bad.
438
00:14:56,218 --> 00:14:57,679
I don't know who this Geoff guy is,
439
00:14:57,704 --> 00:14:59,805
but I think he may have dodged a bullet.
440
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,533
All right, ladies and actual ladies,
441
00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:05,059
it's time to pick
captains for today's game,
442
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,399
which would be...
443
00:15:06,744 --> 00:15:08,460
It's your class, Coach. Your call.
444
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:09,485
Not today.
445
00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:11,936
I want you to take this little cork ball
446
00:15:11,961 --> 00:15:14,528
and jam it into your whistle, Coach.
447
00:15:15,076 --> 00:15:17,844
Physical education
education just got real.
448
00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:18,858
You mean I'm ready?
449
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:21,577
Damn right you're ready.
This is your class now.
450
00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:23,850
Today their fate is in your hands.
451
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:24,718
Name your game.
452
00:15:24,743 --> 00:15:26,576
Anything? Even crab soccer?
453
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:29,061
- You can crab any sport you like, son.
- [All gasp]
454
00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:31,015
He who holds the whistle makes the laws.
455
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:34,116
You heard Coach Tasty.
Crab formation now!
456
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,179
[Whistle blows]
457
00:15:35,204 --> 00:15:38,085
That day, Barry invented crab hockey.
458
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,007
As a gym coach, he was a natural.
459
00:15:40,032 --> 00:15:41,405
Show me some hustle!
460
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:42,390
[Whistle blows]
461
00:15:42,415 --> 00:15:45,858
Second place is the
first place of losers.
462
00:15:45,883 --> 00:15:51,019
"Winning" spelled
backwards is "gninniw."
463
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:54,149
It's never okay to put
butter on a doughnut!
464
00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:57,219
Champions are losers
who forgot to give up!
465
00:15:57,321 --> 00:16:01,923
Sweat is the body's tears
crying away the weakness!
466
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:03,091
[Whistle blows]
467
00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:08,906
It doesn't fit!
468
00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:10,243
This game doesn't make any sense!
469
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:11,672
Some things aren't meant to be crabbed!
470
00:16:11,697 --> 00:16:14,498
Then run laps, Atkins! Now!
471
00:16:14,649 --> 00:16:15,848
[Whistle blows]
472
00:16:16,011 --> 00:16:18,078
How'd it feel, son?
473
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:22,024
I'll never forget this moment,
Coach, as long as I live.
474
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:25,618
Hey, Bar, look what I got
for you at Spencer's Gifts.
475
00:16:25,643 --> 00:16:27,579
Is that a crystal ball?
476
00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:30,227
Just like the real
professional oracles use.
477
00:16:30,252 --> 00:16:32,516
That's what you want to be
when you grow up, isn't it?
478
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,000
It is! See you around, Coach.
479
00:16:35,939 --> 00:16:37,039
What just happened?
480
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:40,485
Well, Coach, I'll put it
in terms you can understand.
481
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:41,376
You lost.
482
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,767
But I gave him a whistle ball.
483
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,454
And I gave him a better ball.
484
00:16:44,508 --> 00:16:46,674
Don't sweat it. You'll
find another gym son.
485
00:16:46,699 --> 00:16:50,214
No, for once, someone
really looked up to me...
486
00:16:50,239 --> 00:16:52,266
What I do, who I am.
487
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,725
And you took it away with
a trip to the toy store.
488
00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:59,353
I hope you feel good about yourself.
489
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,524
It hurts when you put your tongue to it.
490
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,781
Convinced she was facing
a loveless life alone,
491
00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:11,062
my sister was desperate
to find out her future.
492
00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:12,153
Very desperate.
493
00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:15,546
Hey, um, gonna be honest here.
494
00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:17,482
I'm struggling real bad,
495
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,507
and I heard that Dad
bought you a crystal ball.
496
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:22,162
I've been expecting you, my lost child.
497
00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:24,727
To be clear, I know this
is ridiculous and not real.
498
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,819
I just need to hear
something encouraging.
499
00:17:26,844 --> 00:17:30,045
I've been expecting you, my lost child.
500
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:31,120
Stop talking like that
501
00:17:31,145 --> 00:17:32,530
and tell me I'll have
a boyfriend one day.
502
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:34,622
I've been expecting you, my lost child.
503
00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:35,496
I hate you.
504
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,020
Then take my hand,
505
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,657
and let's journey into
tomorrow and beyond.
506
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:42,313
[Sighs] Al: Come on, Mur.
507
00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,671
Are you sure this is
better than gym coach?
508
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,734
[Roxette's "Listen to Your Heart" plays]
509
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:50,127
From way downtown! Bang!
510
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:50,977
[Sighs]
511
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,835
I got a hole in my heart.
512
00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:55,331
Hey.
513
00:17:55,434 --> 00:17:56,555
Is everything okay in here?
514
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,146
What do you care, dream crusher?
515
00:17:58,171 --> 00:18:00,954
About the other day... I feel bad.
516
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,219
I shouldn't have said that
what you do isn't good enough.
517
00:18:03,244 --> 00:18:05,922
What do you feel bad for?
Just telling the truth.
518
00:18:05,947 --> 00:18:08,461
Look, if Barry wants to
have a career like yours,
519
00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:09,735
I won't stand in the way.
520
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,946
What about his new life as a boy-witch?
521
00:18:11,971 --> 00:18:13,337
That's not gonna last.
522
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:15,391
Hey, you were the only one
523
00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:17,782
who made him take his future seriously.
524
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,708
Yeah, well, I guess that's what
a halfway decent coach does.
525
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,734
More than a coach... Gym dad.
526
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:26,691
Damn you, Goldbergs.
527
00:18:26,716 --> 00:18:27,844
[Voice breaking] You
always know how to hit me
528
00:18:27,869 --> 00:18:29,869
in my biggest muscle...
529
00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,579
My heart.
530
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:34,076
[Sighs]
531
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,032
Although my... my biceps are nuts, huh?
532
00:18:37,057 --> 00:18:39,491
It wasn't up to my dad
to decide Barry's future.
533
00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:42,133
But Erica was hoping my mom knew hers.
534
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:43,804
Wow.
535
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,653
You swore you'd never
look in my Yentadex.
536
00:18:46,678 --> 00:18:48,044
You were right.
537
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:50,120
I'm, like, really bad at love.
538
00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:52,111
Trust me. You're not.
539
00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:55,558
I just wish I didn't blow it with Geoff.
540
00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:57,407
The scent of magic,
the beauty that's been
541
00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:59,132
It really hurts, you know?
542
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:04,133
[Voice breaking] It just... It hurts.
543
00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:05,768
When love was wilder than the wind
544
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:07,103
- I know, Schmoops.
-
Listen to your heart
545
00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,471
Take a listen when
he's calling for you
546
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,107
But you'll find the right guy
when the timing is right.
547
00:19:11,176 --> 00:19:12,509
-
Listen to your heart
- I just know it.
548
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,277
Take a listen, there's nothing
else you can do
549
00:19:14,379 --> 00:19:17,347
That day, my sister realized
there were no easy answers
550
00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:19,782
when it comes to who you're
supposed to be with.
551
00:19:19,851 --> 00:19:22,385
Even though my mom knew otherwise.
552
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,682
Listen to your heart
553
00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:27,526
Truth is when you're a kid,
the future is always uncertain.
554
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:28,385
-
Whoa, listen to your heart
- [Whistle blows]
555
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:29,994
That's game. Hit the showers.
556
00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:31,010
Take a listen when
it's calling for you
557
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:33,221
There's no crystal ball
that can give you the answer.
558
00:19:33,246 --> 00:19:34,745
-
Listen to your heart
- Hey, Coach. I, uh...
559
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:36,036
Take a listen, there's nothing
else you can do
560
00:19:36,061 --> 00:19:37,421
I thought you might want this back.
561
00:19:37,598 --> 00:19:39,098
No, keep it.
562
00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:40,487
I don't know where you're
going, and I don't know why
563
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,379
Maybe you need a hand putting
away those hockey sticks?
564
00:19:42,653 --> 00:19:44,853
Eh, you run along. I got this.
565
00:19:44,878 --> 00:19:46,311
Listen to your heart before,
oh, listen to your heart
566
00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:50,157
But with the right people
in your corner supporting you,
567
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:54,417
you'll always come
out a winner in the end.
568
00:19:54,519 --> 00:19:56,753
569
00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,743
[Bell dings]
570
00:20:05,463 --> 00:20:08,031
[Bell dings]
571
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,799
[Cheering]
572
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,078
- Mr. Lewis?
- Hello!
573
00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:15,205
The sun's out.
574
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,321
Where's your day robe and
your overall bummer vibe?
575
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,594
Well, I guess all this
dating talk got me thinking
576
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,845
maybe I am ready to
give love another shot.
577
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,336
Well, unfortunately, Mom's not here,
578
00:20:23,361 --> 00:20:24,463
and she hides her Yentadex.
579
00:20:24,488 --> 00:20:27,518
But perhaps I can help. Come, my child.
580
00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:30,510
I see a beautiful, bubbly blonde.
581
00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:32,745
She loves shorts and the beach.
582
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:34,424
Oh, yeah, I like where this is going.
583
00:20:34,449 --> 00:20:35,782
And she has a friend.
584
00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,166
- There's two girls?
- Yes, three is company.
585
00:20:38,191 --> 00:20:39,479
Hot damn. When do I get to meet 'em?
586
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,098
All you got to do is
knock on their door.
587
00:20:42,123 --> 00:20:43,756
- I do?
- They've been waiting for you.
588
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,633
It's "Three's Company,"
Bill. It's a popular TV show.
589
00:20:46,658 --> 00:20:49,158
He forgets what he watches,
and he thinks it's the future.
590
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,440
All right! Forget that!
591
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,275
Let me clear my mind and start over.
592
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,967
I see you and a woman.
593
00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:57,657
One of you is the boss.
But who is the boss?
594
00:20:57,682 --> 00:20:59,015
[Glass breaks]
595
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,606
I actually saw that coming.
596
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:03,028
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