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Hey, guys. It is literally
a million degrees out.
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I'm wearing shorts in January!
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Have you ever seen
prettier legs on a fella?
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Michael, we'll admire
your legs later.
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Snow Prom is tomorrow. We need to keep up
our campaign for Snow Queen and Snow King.
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Jackie, I did campaign.
I wrote our names all over the place.
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Kelso, you peed in the snow.
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In cursive!
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It was awesome.
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Okay, look, you may not
take this seriously, but I do.
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I used to be a rich,
popular girl.
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But now that my dad
has cut me off, I'm not rich...
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so I have to be
twice as popular.
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Okay, maybe you should spend less time
worrying about being popular...
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and more time being thoughtful,
friendly, considerate.
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Okay, can I get a translation
because that was gibberish.
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Come on, Michael.
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Hey, you know what? We should all go
to Snow Prom together, in one car...
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all of us hanging out,
laughing, driving.
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Whoo-hoo!
Good times.
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You need a ride, don't you?
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I so do. Pick me up
at the radio station.
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All right.
We'll all go together.
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Whoa. Whoa. Hyde, you're
going to a school dance?
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You're going to stink bomb
the teachers' lounge, aren't you? I want in!
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No, man, kid stuff.
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See, during the dance, I'm going to throw
a party in Coach Ferguson's office.
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I'm bringing my best stuff.
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A party with your best stuff?
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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- You know it.
- Oh, boy, you have a pi�ata?
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It's weird. I feel like I'm
forgetting something.
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I've got my watch, my wallet,
my who-am-I-kidding condom.
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Yeah, sounds like you got everything,
except for a tall redhead.
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Yeah. What man
doesn't love a tall red...
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Oh, my God, Donna!
I forgot Donna.
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Mr. Hyde?
In school after hours?
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What, are you trying to
establish an alibi?
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Coach Ferguson, shouldn't you be on the
football field teaching boys to play with balls?
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Don't push my buttons, wiseacre.
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And there he goes.
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I think now is a good time
to go fumigate his office.
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Oh. I have exciting news
for you two.
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Michael, you have been
elected Snow King.
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Yeah!
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And, Jackie, you are
the new Snow Queen runner-up!
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Oh, my God!
This is the happiest day of my life!
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Wait, runner-up?
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How could that be?
There's been a mistake! It was fixed!
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You poke me one more time,
I'm gonna paddle you.
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That'd be hot.
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I-I have a serious announcement.
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A tornado warning has been issued.
I'm told it's code red.
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I don't know the codes,
but red sounds serious.
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Michael, this is
my worst nightmare.
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A tornado is your worst nightmare?
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Mine's monsters.
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How could I be runner-up?
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If I'm not a rich, popular girl,
I'm nothing.
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I'm like Donna.
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No, Jackie, you are the girlfriend
to the Snow King.
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Now, as Snow King,
I must lead my people to safety.
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All right, everyone!
Everyone, follow me!
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Remain calm, people!
These are just sports balls!
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Everyone grab a ball!
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All right.
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Now, I'm just so
worried about Eric.
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A tornado in January?
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Yeah, life's full of surprises.
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Like these two showing up
'cause they don't have a basement.
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Surprise!
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Gee, Red, you seem grouchy.
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Surprise!
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Red, if Eric gets caught in a tornado,
he'll get blown to Canada.
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He's very light.
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Kitty, the gym is the town's
bomb shelter.
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He'll be fine.
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I just hope he's not crying.
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Everybody knows he's my kid.
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Okay, you're right.
Eric's fine.
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Let's just talk about something else.
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Ooh! You know, Joanne taught me a lot
about lady orgasms.
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They've been around
longer than I thought.
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Okay, so talking's bad.
I know, charades!
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- No, thanks.
- What are you, chicken?
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Did you just call me chicken?
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That's it. Move the couch, Kitty.
She's going down.
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Oh, yeah.
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Busted, hophead.
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People of the make-out stairwell...
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this is your Snow King speaking.
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Boo! Hit the lights, fool!
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No, th-there's a tornado.
Everyone go to the gym.
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The Snow King has spoken!
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All right. That's gross.
Who threw the retainer?
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Oh, my God, Fez!
A tornado?
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This changes everything.
This could be our last night here on earth.
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Oh, no. I'm going to die a virgin.
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Not if I have anything
to say about it.
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You can talk all you want,
but there's a tornado coming.
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Fez, I mean, let's do it.
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It?
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"It" it?
All right.
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I'm going to need you.
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- Eric, you're here!
- Donna, look, I'm sorry I'm late.
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I really did want to pick you up before
the dance. So it's no big deal, really.
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No big deal?
It's a huge deal.
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I was in back filing records, and suddenly
everyone was gone, and I was stuck here alone.
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And you risked the tornado for me.
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Tornado?
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What tornado...
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could stop me from helping you?
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So, uh, tell me, um, is the tornado,
like, um... like, out there?
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Yeah. They say it's a biggie.
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- Oh.
- Eric, are you okay?
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Sure.
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Uh, it's just that now
that I know you're okay...
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I can finally start
worrying about me.
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And, see, the thing
about me is...
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I don't want to die.
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So, what to do?
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Let's see, there's you,
there's me, candlelight.
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You know, back in
the old days we would have...
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- We're not doing that.
- Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.
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So quick to dismiss the thing
you once ached for.
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You mean, cheese sticks?
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If you want to call it that, sure.
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Gyrating.
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Ehh, twisting. Uh...
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Hips! You make me
feel like hips!
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Uh, time!
We win.
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I was dancing!
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"You make me feel like hips"?
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It could have been a song.
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Is it hard to lose, Red?
'Cause you make it look so easy.
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You're in big trouble, bud.
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You should suspend me.
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I need a vacation.
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A tornado's coming.
It's code red.
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You know what that means.
I think it's serious.
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A tornado?
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Deadly spirals of wind
really freak me out.
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- All right, Coach Girlie. Calm down.
- I can't die yet!
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There's so much
I haven't experienced.
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I bet I know one thing
you haven't experienced.
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Tornadoes get a bad rap, man.
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It's not like the Wizard of Oz.
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I mean, where are the midgets?
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I bet I could bench,
like, 10 midgets.
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Hey, look at all the stuff
you confiscated.
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Mine. Mine.
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Ooh, la, la.
Mine now.
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Why am I not Snow Queen?
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For the last two weeks,
I was nice to everybody.
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Well, maybe not the A.V. Club,
but I mean, come on.
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Jackie, you can't just
be nice for two weeks.
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You have to be nice all the time.
Or very handsome.
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Oh, my banana nose!
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Oh. I thought this
was gone forever.
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Ha. It's still funny!
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Maybe Donna was right.
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Maybe being popular isn't as important
as being nice to people.
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I mean, I know that sounds wrong,
but anything's possible.
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Hey, Jackie, whatever makes
you feel better about being a loser.
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Hey, watch the banana nose!
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Hey, Hyde, when this is all over,
you think we'll still be friends?
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Well, my head says no,
but my heart says no.
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So, no.
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I wonder what Donna and Forman
are doing right now.
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This is the best tornado ever!
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I know! And who better to be stuck here with
than America's most beloved rock band...
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ladies and gentlemen, Aerosmith!
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Hey, as rock legends,
we've had some pretty good times.
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But it doesn't get any better than this.
Hello, Wisconsin!
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Yeah, I dig this joint too.Hello, Wisconsin.
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That was your Aerosmith?
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You're bad at that.
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Steven Tyler is way cooler,
and Joe Perry is so dreamy.
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God, you're bad at that!
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What? That was dead-on!
Right, guys?
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I bought it.
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You, uh, really think
I'm dreamy?
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Whoa.
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The station manager's stuff
is way better than ours.
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Well, I lived my dream.
Let's go.
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Oh, wait. We can't just
leave Jackie here like that.
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You're right.
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Okay, we're good.
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Oh, Toto. Losing Snow Queen
has left me searching for guidance.
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Surely, the Wizard of Oz can help.
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Oh, well, Jackie, why'd you make me
the Scarecrow? He needs a brain.
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No. No, I made you
the Scarecrow...
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because you love chasing birds.
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- I do love chasing birds.
- Okay.
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Is this some kind of joke,
'cause I'm not laughing.
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Kelso's the Scarecrow?
Yeah.
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Look, guys! I'm a bear.
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Fez, you're the Cowardly Lion.
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But I want to be a bear.
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- At least you got a brain.
- This sucks.
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Oh, will everyone just shut up?
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When it's your dream,
you can be whatever you want.
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I want to be a bear.
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Jackie, what the hell?
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She totally made you a witch.
That's so awesome!
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She made you a flying monkey.
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What?
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Oh, crap!
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- Let's kick her ass!
- Yeah.
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Miss Wizard, I'm confused.
I lost Snow Queen.
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And now I'm wondering
if titles and popularity...
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aren't as important
as being a good person.
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Well, how do you know
when you're a good person?
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When everyone likes you, right?
When you're popular.
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- And how do you know when you're popular?
- Oh, my God!
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When you win titles like Snow Queen!
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Winning titles and being a good person
are the same thing.
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So you go after that title, child.
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Oh, I will, Miss Wizard.
I will.
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And remember, if someone calls
you shallow, they're just jealous.
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Just jealous. Jealous. Jealous.
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Ah, our own private stairwell.
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This is exactly how I pictured
losing my virginity...
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except it was
on a bed of flowers...
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and there were two of you.
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Tornado passed through,
is heading to Illinois.
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Kiss my ass, Chicago!
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Oh, my God!
We're-We're safe.
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Sex just doesn't seem
important anymore.
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I... I disagree.
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And... And here's why.
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Let's go celebrate with everyone.
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Oh, you can make a tornado,
but you can't let me do it?
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No, you are not a just God!
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Okay.
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No six.
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No six. And...
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six!
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- Look, Park Place.
- Ah, Park Place.
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- Pay up.
- I told you we shouldn't spend all our money on Marvin Gardens.
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Oh, and Baltic Avenue
was such a help.
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I bought that with my
beauty-contest winnings.
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Mmm. Poor Red, losing again.
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While we have this
large housing development...
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that I like to call Joanne Land.
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Where's Red Land?
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I'll tell you where it is.
It's right up your...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shh.
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This just in. The National WeatherService has canceled the tornado warning.
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And updating our top story,a local teen is in critical condition...
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Oh, game over.
Call it a tie.
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A tie?
We had all the money.
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So? We had
the get-out-of-jail-free card.
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And you can't put
a price on freedom.
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Night, night.
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Look, Jackie,
I know you're upset...
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and I don't know why
you're not Snow Queen.
259
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But I do know this:
I am Snow King.
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So that's pretty cool.
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Michael, I'm not upset.
I just had the best dream.
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And now I've got to
campaign for next year.
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Guys, how's my hair?
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- Yeah, it's fantastic.
- Wonderful. Wonderful.
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This was fun.
We haven't just hung out in, like, forever.
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Plus, you're, like, my hero. Most guys would
not risk a tornado for an ex-girlfriend.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Yeah, well, I just wanted to kiss you...
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before you found out that I went to the dance,
forgot you and I didn't know about the tornado.
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Okay, this was swell.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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So, you forgot me?
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Okay, you're mad.
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Actually, no.
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I mean, if we were still dating,
I'd be super pissed.
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But we're not, so it's kind of funny.
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You know what?
Let me buy you a burger.
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I can't believe you totally
snaked a kiss under false pretenses.
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Yeah, I'm a little proud of that, yeah.
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Well, I'm a lock for next year.
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I introduced myself to everyone.
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And I know they liked me, 'cause
they laughed at everything I said.
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I mean, I even shook hands with that
nose-picking, chess-club guy.
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Ooh, I'd better wash up.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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