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Hey, hey.
Do you guys hear that?
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That was me.
I had hot dogs for lunch.
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Not that. I'm talking about
the sweet sound of no women.
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I never hear that.
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Jackie's voice is burned into my brain.
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I wish it would stop, but it won't.
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Remember back in the day when it was
just us guys? That was good times.
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More like desperate,
"I don't care if she has a mustache...
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I'll take her anyway" times.
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You know what?
I say, who needs women?
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Come on! Let's get crazy.
What was that?
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Did someone say mini golf?
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I'm still not allowed back in there.
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I mean, what's the point
of having a windmill you can't ride?
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We could go beer bowling.
That's always fun.
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I am in, because beer makes you a
better bowler. That's a proven fact.
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Wait. Do I have to use
the pink ladies' ball again?
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Now, Fez, why do you ask that question
when you already know the answer?
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Pink ball only
until I lose my virginity.
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Sorry.
Them's the rules.
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All right, fellas. You know the rules.
You get a strike, you chug.
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You get a gutter ball, you chug.
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You get a 7-10 split...
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seven to 10 chugs.
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Hey, guys, look.
I got 10-pound balls.
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Man, that joke never gets old.
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Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them.
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Now, why isn't that funny?
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This is livin'.
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A little bowling, a lot of beer,
and just us guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Man, bowling-alley chicks are easy.
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Jill.
Glad you could make it.
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Guys, this is Jill,
the girl I told you about.
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Oh, you're the one
that hasn't put out yet.
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Ay! Nice to meet you.
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You too. So, who's up first?
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Me.
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Can I be next?
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Hey, buddy? Hyde? Buddy?
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Can I talk to you for a second, buddy?
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Hyde, what's goin' on? I thought
this was supposed to be guys' night.
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Don't worry about it, man.
She's-She's cool. She's like one of us.
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In three beers,
she'll be belchin' like a Kennedy.
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This is "guys' night only," man.
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Yeah, I say out with the whore.
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Hey, I'll buy the next round of beer.
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The whore stays.
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Okay, good night, you two.
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Boy, that Joanne...
She's somethin', huh?
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- Yeah, she's nice. I like her.
- Good. Good.
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Me too. Not that I'm ready
to jump into anything.
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I hate jumping.
Makes me jiggle.
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But I won't like her
if it bothers you...
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'cause I know you've had a tough time
since your mom left.
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No, Dad, I think it's nice
that you have a friend.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I also think it's nice that you're
bathing and shaving again.
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Yeah. That was a long
eight weeks, wasn't it?
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So long.
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Boy, Kitty,
you missed a great game.
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The Bucks made a last-second shot
and sent those Lakers home...
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with their tails between
their California fruitcake asses!
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Go home, fruitcakes!
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I've never seen old
Pastor Dave so excited.
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He swore at the referee.
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"Son of a stitch."
I said, "Son of a stitch."
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Oh, well, I'm sure that fooled God.
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Hey, Dave, the Celtics are in town tomorrow.
You up for it?
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- I'm in!
- Oh. Pastor Dave, tomorrow's Sunday.
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You have church on Sunday.
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Right, church.
Church, right.
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Well, just get someone to sub for you.
Every Sunday...
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I see six other guys
up there in robes...
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who only shake themselves awake
when the wine comes out.
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Any one of them could do your job.
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Well, if God didn't want me
to go to basketball...
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he wouldn't have made
foam fingers so much fun.
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Check it out.
The hand of God is pointing at you.
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Okay, see you at church.
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Yes!
Another strike for Forman.
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Man, is there anything better
than bowling with the boys?
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Yeah.
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- Making out with a chick.
- Exactly.
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But first... Hey, Kelso,
there are words on my balls.
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Let's go.
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Fine. Go.
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But they're gonna miss the finest game of
10-pin since "Marvelous" Marv Winkleman...
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Wisconsin's "Velvet Thumb."
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Yes!
It's another strike!
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You guys, I'm in some kind
of... beery zone.
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All right. That's it.
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Hey, Jill?
Hey, thanks for stopping by.
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Hyde, wipe your mouth.
Let's go.
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I was gonna go home with Jill.
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Well, we came together, Hyde...
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so I kind of think
we should leave together.
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Fine.
Steven, call me later.
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Forman, what the hell
are you doing, man?
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Me?
You spent all night...
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making out with
little Miss Can't-find-a-bra.
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- Hey!
- Come on. You made me the third wheel.
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Who cares, man? Her parents are out of town,
and they got a water bed!
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But you killed that dream.
I'm out of here.
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But... You don't get to storm out, okay?
I storm out!
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Hiya, princess.
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Rhonda?
What are you doing here?
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Waitin' for Fez,
chompin' some cheese curls.
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You know what?
Michael doesn't tell me where he goes either.
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- I hate that.
- Kelso and Fez are on their way back from bowling.
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They want to make out.
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How'd you know all this?
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Let's French, ladies!
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Michael, she's in the loop!
Why am I not in the loop?
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All right. Look, Jackie. I don't
know what loop you're talking about...
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but...
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if she's already in it...
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I don't think there's
gonna be room for you too.
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Donna.
Well, you're up early.
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Surprisingly early.
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You slept here?
Already?
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You just met!
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Listen, Donna,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
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Your father and I have started an...
intimate relationship.
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And, you know,
it's still a little awkward for us.
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Emotionally, not physically.
Well, a little...
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I think I might be sick.
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Look, I know this is a lot
for you to take in right now.
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But I think it would be better
for all of us...
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to just stop the charade
and get it all out in the open.
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Joanne!
When did you get here?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, look at the time.
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And on a personal note,
I have an announcement to make.
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I have always found happiness in serving
the good people of Point Place.
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But after talking to a dear friend...
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I realized that church is just not where
the party is, if you know what I mean.
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So I'm resigning as your pastor...
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thanks to my friend Red Forman.
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Red, give the crowd a wave.
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Well, if you weren't going to hell before,
you're going first class now.
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Go, Bucks!
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Kelso, you should tell Jackie
where you go.
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That way, when she wants to do it,
she can find you and do it.
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Boy, do I want to do it.
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Fez, the foundation of every
good relationship is three words:
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"I don't know."
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"Where are you going?"
"I don't know."
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"What are you thinking about?"
"I don't know."
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"Who's that under you?"
"I don't know."
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You see, it's bulletproof.
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Why are you friends with him?
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I don't know.
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Hyde, what the hell?
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What is she doing in my seat?
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I don't know.
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That's a good one, Kelso.
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Just sit on the floor.
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The floor?
Why don't I sit on the floor?
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Visitors get the floor, all right?
And that's you, Terri Tube Top.
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Oh, and by the way, it's winter!
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You're a drag.
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Okay, well, sayonara, Yoko.
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What?
We're kind of the Beatles.
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So it's just supposed to be
guys' night out, right?
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And in walks Hyde's skank of the week
to wreck it all.
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Years of friendship trumped
by one pair of lopsided boobs.
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Yeah, that's right.
I noticed, but I didn't say anything...
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because I'm nice.
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I had to talk to my dad's new girlfriend
about the sex they had last night.
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Yeah, okay, you win.
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You know, at first, I thought it was great
my dad had a friend.
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But when I found out
they were doin' it...
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it took things to, like,
a sick place, you know?
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And it really made me realize
that my mom is gone.
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- Like, gone.
- Maybe you should say something.
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No. He's been through so much.
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- I mean, I want him to be happy, you know?
- Yeah.
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So Bob's sleeping with Joanne, huh?
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God, am I, like, the only guy
in Point Place who's not gettin' any?
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Yes. Yes, you are.
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- And you think that's funny?
- Yes. Yes, I do.
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Well, Mrs. Candiotti
just told me to shove...
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a very holy book
in a very unholy place.
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Nice going, Red.
The whole church hates us now.
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Kitty, I had nothing to do
with Dave leaving the church.
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You know, God works in mysterious ways.
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- "Let he who is without"...
- Oh, can it.
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Well, the torch-carrying mob will be hereany minute. Better turn on the light.
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They won't need a light.
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They've got torches.
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Rhonda?
How'd you get in here?
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I used my key.
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Michael, why does she
have a key and I don't?
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Well, it's not because everyone
doesn't want you to have one.
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That's for sure.
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- Don't sweat it, small stuff. We're all part of the gang.
- Excuse me?
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Uh, no.
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I had to kiss butt for, like, a year
to be part of this gang.
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That was you being nice?
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Good God!
She thinks she was being nice?
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Look, all I know is you
are not a part of this gang.
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Really?
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Well...
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Snow White...
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why don't we wrestle for it?
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And if I win, I'm in.
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Street rules.
No tap-outs.
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- Okay, okay, you're in!
- Yea! I'm in!
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That's nice, but...
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maybe you should wrestle her anyways.
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Oh, yeah!
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All right. Shirts off!
Let's get it on!
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Oh, good.
You're both here.
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Look, I know you two are together...
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and, Dad, I want you to be happy.
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But I just don't think
I'm ready for this.
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Joanne!
When did you get here?
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- Dad!
- Bob!
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All right. Donna,
what do you want us to do?
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- You want us to stop seeing each other?
- No. No.
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It's just that...
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Well, could you go back to lying to me?
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I mean, that seemed to work.
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I am always in favor of lying
when it comes to children.
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Bob, we were honest with Donna...
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and now she's being honest with us.
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We'll hold off on
the overnight visits for a while.
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Thank you. Thanks.
That's really... Thanks.
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Well, if you're not staying the night,
we'd better get upstairs.
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Oh, hey, Hyde.
Is that you?
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I didn't recognize you without
Skankarilla hanging off your face.
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Are you still on this?
It's like having a wife.
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Listen, don't flatter yourself. I'd only
marry someone who's nice to his friends.
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Her friends. Shut up.
The... The point is...
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Yeah, man, I get the point. And you
can drop it, all right? She dumped me.
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- What?
- Yeah. She said she didn't like you.
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I told her, "Too bad. We're friends."
And that was it.
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Oh, man, I feel terrible.
Is there anything I can do?
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I don't know, man.
I kind of really liked her.
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Hey, how does 10 bucks sound?
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Forman, 10 lousy bucks
can't replace Jill.
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Yeah.
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How about 20?
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Jill who?
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Okay.
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- Hey, Red.
- Dave, what's with you?
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You don't just
up and leave the church...
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because I invited you to
a basketball game on Sunday.
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Red, you said it yourself.
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There are six guys who would take my place.
No one would notice.
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Sit down, Dave.
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Let me tell you a little story...
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about three bags of dog crap.
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One on my front porch,
one in my mailbox...
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and one in the backseat of my car...
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all from people who are
so upset about losing you...
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that they are willing to find,
handle and bag dog crap.
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Really?
My congregation...
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has turned to vandalism
and petty harassment on account of me?
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I am truly blessed.
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- Then you're staying?
- Yeah.
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Good.
Now, come on.
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Let's celebrate by returning those bags
to their rightful owner.
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Like it says in the Bible,
"As you sow, so shall you reap."
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Jesus was talking about love,
but it works for doggy doo, I think.
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- Jill, what are you doing here?
- All right. I confess.
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'Twas me.
I asked Jill to meet us here.
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Jill, Hyde's my friend.
That's no reason to break up with him.
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What?
He broke up with me.
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He said he had
to spend time with you...
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because of some brain inflammation
that made you act like a dill-hole.
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But I don't have a brain thing.
275
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He forgets he has it.
It's part of the disease.
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Why did you lie to me?
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Yeah, and me.
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Well, the thing is...
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you like the Little River Band.
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I mean, I... I can't be with a girl
who likes the Little River Band.
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Yeah, take that, missy!
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And you! You wouldn't shut up
about me making out on guys' night...
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which wouldn't have bothered you
if you had a tongue stuck down your throat.
284
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So for the love of God,
man, find a tongue!
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I do need a tongue.
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Hey, Jill, I like
the Little River Band.
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You're both freaks!
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Nice try.
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00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:03,850
- What are you guys doing here?
- Jackie and Rhonda are all mad at us.
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We encourage one little
topless girl fight.
291
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And then all the sudden,
we're the jerks.
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- So let's bowl.
- Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
293
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:23,130
Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
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- Good one.
- That's nice.
295
00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,610
- That's funny.
- That was good.
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My balls are finally funny.
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No, no, no, no.
No tap-outs, you girl.
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Yes! We have a winner!
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