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You were fishing with your
pals the other day...
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- Wayne.
- Dary.
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You should get yourself
fuckin' Puppers.
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I already got a fuckin' Puppers.
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I know you're still spittin'
about the shack gettin' trashed.
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But if you don't tuck in that lip,
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a bird's gonna come over here
and poop right on it.
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What do I say about
talkin' too much, Dary?
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The less you say now, the less
you have to apologize for later.
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- Good.
- All I'm saying is,
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if you're gonna be poopy, maybe go
try fishing with somebody else.
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What do I say about the old boss, Dary?
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Old boss is always a dick
till you meet the new one.
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- Good.
- Plus, I think,
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the only other people out here fishing
are either Ginger or Boots,
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who may not have fucked an ostrich
like everybody thinks they did.
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Point and fuckin' proof.
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You give good advice, Wayne.
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Well, what's good for the
goose is good for the gander.
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Oh, you're GD right is.
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Let's just hope she doesn't go in
one ear and out the other, bud.
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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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- Guess what?
- Chicken butt.
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(FARTS)
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- That's inappropriate, Dan.
- Why?
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Well, you were just out
in the great wide open
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but you wait till you come back in here
to drop your guts?
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Now, just hold your horses, Wayne,
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for just one second.
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I farted outside, too.
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Oh, that is noisy, Dan.
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Are you fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?
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- Figure it out.
- You figure it out.
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Like, that's damn near
doctor-assisted, Dan.
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It's a little bit overripe,
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but it's not like I'm falling
aparts on the inside.
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Do you wanna know what?
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It's time we draw a line in the sand.
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Or the snow, so to speak.
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- On farts?
- On farts!
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The less you say now, the less
you have to apologize for later.
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Good.
But I've had it.
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Let's get real here.
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You rip an appropriate fart, we all
have a giggle, salute and pay tribute.
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For a good time, Tim, Tom and Terrence.
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But the inappropriate farts gotta go.
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The inappropriate farts
are turning us into
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a bad time Tony, Todd and Tucker.
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Oh, I can'ts wait.
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And I mean this...
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I can't wait to find out
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what could possibly be deemed
an inappropriates fart.
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- Farting in here.
- In here?
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With the door closed, yeah.
Tight quarters.
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No airflow. Poor form.
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But I'm with friends.
That's who farts are for.
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- Around food, too.
- Around food?
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Especially around people eating food.
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- That's fuckin' ignorant.
- But I'm eatings, too.
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That's when I'm rife with farts.
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Okay, Dan. Dan, okay.
Okay, Dan. Dan, okay.
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Let's do an exercise here.
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You're in a car,
when's it okay to fart?
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- When you're alone.
- One point for Dary.
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It's always okay to fart
when you're alone,
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but 'cept when you're in elevators.
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That's uncouth.
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You're trying to rob me
of my lifebloods here.
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- Or you can roll down the window.
- Another point for Dary.
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But the car must be traveling
a minimum of 60 kilometers an hour,
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so that the fart may be
aggressively vacuumed out
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before penetrating nostrils.
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This is literally
all I have going for me.
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If you ask permission?
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Hmm...
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Well, safe to say,
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if you have to ask for permission
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it's an inappropriate fart,
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but I'll still give you a half a point.
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(SCOFFS)
The cheekiness.
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The indecencys of it.
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It's downright abusives, is what it is!
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Hey.
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Is that any way to talk to a guy
with two and a half points?
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Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers.
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You wanna know what?
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If you needs me,
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I'm gonna be outsides...
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(YELLS)
Farting appropriately!
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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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How cold is it out there tonight?
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Minus 40 with the wind chill.
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Old boss is always a dick
till you meet the new one.
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Good.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Subtitle by peritta
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All right, you fuckin' pheasants...
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All right, you fuckin' pheasants!
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Coach.
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Players-only meeting.
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I'm so sorry.
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All right, you fuckin' pheasants.
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Now, we love being the biggest
Pantene pros in the league,
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but we want some wins.
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We love being the silkiest studs,
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but no W's is embarrassing.
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REILLY: I mean,
I buried a one-timer,
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a backhand-clapper-top
cheese last night, boys.
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But who cares?
No W.
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I buried a knee-down
half-clapper from the goal line.
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Big whoop.
No W.
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And if we want some wins in this room,
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we gotta get the puck bunny out of it.
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What's a puck bunny, you little bitch?
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You don't know what a puck bunny is?
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Not sure I'm familiar
with the term either, Barts.
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Okay.
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Whereas musicians have groupies,
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hockey players have puck bunnies.
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- Hmm.
- Right?
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- Yeah.
- Right? Get it?
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I think I understand.
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A puck bunny is someone
who seeks a relationship
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with hockey players, specifically.
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Seeks to fuck them.
Yes.
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- I have no problem with that.
- Right.
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Unless the puck bunny
is getting in the way of wins.
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JONESY: Any puck bunnies getting
in the way of W's come to mind?
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I once tongue-kissed a woman in line for
the beer gardens at a dragon boat race,
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after she said
she liked my team jacket.
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But I don't think she was a puck bunny.
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You little bitch.
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Yorkie?
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I once open-mouth
first-based a woman
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I delivered a gourmet
coffee gift card to,
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after she won at
a team fundraiser raffle draw.
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I don't think she was a puck bunny.
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Scholtzy?
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I once got
an over-the-pants handy
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in the back seat
of a Pontiac Bonneville,
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during a drive-in screening
of Slap Shot.
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But I don't think she was a puck bunny.
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Pussy.
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Fisky?
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I once got a rig-friggin'
gherkin-slurpin'
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behind a gumball machine
at a bubble hockey tournament,
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but I don't think she was a puck bunny.
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Boomtown?
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I once accidentally shit my pants
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while masturbating in 2010,
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when Crosby scored an OT to win gold,
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while I was
simultaneously mid-orgasm.
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(INHALES)
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There was no one else there.
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But don't you think
that's a good story?
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Right, I'm just gonna
go ahead and spell this
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right the fuck out for you, boys.
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The girl that you're all in love with,
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she's a puck bunny.
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You better not be
talking about my little
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Angie-Bojangles, you little bitch.
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Yorkie?
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She's my wittle
Angie-Bo-peepers,
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so sweet when she sleepers, Barts.
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But still.
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They better not be talking about her.
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Scholtzy?
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Angie gives me butterflies
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in my wittle
bread baskety-wasket.
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Pussy.
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Fisky?
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It's the little things she does,
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giving me kisses at night when
she thinks I'm asleep, but I'm not.
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So soopiddy-wooper cute.
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Poopiddy-boopity-woo-woo.
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Boomtown?
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No one acknowledged my story from 2010.
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Maybe I've said too much.
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I'm feelin' insecure!
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(DOOR OPENING)
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Barts. Yorkie.
Scholtzy. Boomtown.
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Fisky.
Let's get some appys.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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BOTH: You're tearing us apart!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Hey!
We need to talk.
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Hey, bud.
Sick dangles last weekend.
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Mix in a W, but still...
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- Unreal roadie for the boys.
- Listen...
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You too, bud.
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Silky, silky mitts last weekend.
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Loved that
knee-down half-clapper.
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Unreal.
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(REILLY GROANS)
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- What did you want to talk about, bud?
- Nothing.
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Sicky.
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- What about you, bud?
- Nothing.
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Unreal.
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Well, I'm gonna go crush a sando.
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Appys a hundy P, boys.
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(REILLY GROANS)
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- Oh, I hate that.
- (SIGHS)
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She's speaking puck bunny, bro.
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Aw, God, girls who don't play hockey
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should not talk like
hockey players, bud.
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No. Hey!
Girls who don't play hockey,
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stop talking like hockey players.
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Why would girls think
we like that, bud?
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BOTH: We fuckin' hate that!
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Ah, man, we might be waxed here, bud.
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I mean, I want W's,
but I can't talk to her.
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I can't do it.
I'll fucking pop.
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I'm with you, bro.
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I was already starting
to snap-crackle.
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(REILLY SIGHS)
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Unless...
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We find someone who can talk to her.
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Unless...
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We find someone
who can speak puck bunny.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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- Ferda.
- Ferda.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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We gotta move fast, buddy.
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- Smoke bomb.
- Ninja dust!
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- Well, where were you?
- Diggin' out your sled.
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Thanks, big brother.
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Don't say I never done nothin' for you.
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(DAN FARTING)
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- Inappropriate.
- Whys?
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'Cause you're not exposed
to fart in front of girls.
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- True story.
- You're suffocatings me.
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That's a two-way street.
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BOTH: Hey, oh!
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All right.
Let's focus on the shack.
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How we gonna fuck this pig?
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Step ones.
We figure out who dids it.
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Well, I sent Shep and Kingsley
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to take photos of the damage
in the daylight.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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Photos?
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(SIGHS)
They're on here.
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Sorry if my big fat thumb was
in the way of some of them.
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Hope so.
It'll hide my big fat chunky butt.
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I fuckin' know these dudes do pot.
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Guys...
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If I was part of
a religious community of men,
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I'd be a Tibetan chunk.
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KINGSLEY: If I was
an Adam Sandler movie,
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I'd be Punch-Chunk Love.
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Like, you know
it's more than sugar cereal.
252
00:09:23,732 --> 00:09:25,905
- Enough.
- If I was an American rapper-DJ,
253
00:09:25,906 --> 00:09:27,688
I'd be Chunkmaster Flex.
254
00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:30,008
KINGSLEY: If I was an animated
pop-music tribute trio,
255
00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:31,274
I'd be
Alvin and the Chip-Chunks.
256
00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:32,429
Guys!
257
00:09:33,629 --> 00:09:35,838
Go upstairs.
Stay there.
258
00:09:42,222 --> 00:09:43,878
(SIGHS)
259
00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,776
You've outdone yourself
this time, kiddo.
260
00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:49,936
Shut up.
They are perks.
261
00:09:49,938 --> 00:09:51,582
Stimulatings conversations?
262
00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:53,015
Well, they're stimulating, all right.
263
00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:54,453
- Huh?
- Nothing!
264
00:09:54,454 --> 00:09:56,058
Photos.
(CLEARS THROAT)
265
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,268
Oh, God.
266
00:10:05,643 --> 00:10:07,060
(DAN SIGHS)
267
00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:10,960
Well, what's the scoop, super chief?
268
00:10:10,962 --> 00:10:12,052
Oh, it's degens
269
00:10:12,054 --> 00:10:13,901
- from up country all right.
- How do you know?
270
00:10:13,903 --> 00:10:16,124
All the different patches
of yellow snows.
271
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,103
Degens loves pissing outdoors.
272
00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:20,295
- Fuckin' degens.
- DARYL: Mmm, Dan's right.
273
00:10:20,297 --> 00:10:22,828
See that spatter of blood right there?
That's from a bloody nose.
274
00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:24,264
Degens always got
their finger up their nose.
275
00:10:24,265 --> 00:10:26,938
I fuckin' hate degens
from up country so much.
276
00:10:26,939 --> 00:10:30,093
You know, Jivin' Pete's been
hanging out with those dudes too.
277
00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:31,294
Hmm.
278
00:10:31,295 --> 00:10:33,536
Does it feel like we're spending a
lot of time dealin' with degens?
279
00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:35,229
You know, it does
kind of feel like sometimes
280
00:10:35,230 --> 00:10:36,254
you just wake up in the morning
281
00:10:36,255 --> 00:10:38,358
and start dealing with degens
from up country, doesn't it?
282
00:10:38,359 --> 00:10:40,609
Only way to handles 'em.
283
00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:41,998
We'll find 'em,
beat the shit out of them.
284
00:10:41,999 --> 00:10:43,568
10-4, good buddies.
285
00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:47,741
Guys, what did I say?
286
00:10:47,743 --> 00:10:50,131
It's just, can we have the photos back?
287
00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:53,069
We want to use them for our portfolios.
288
00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:54,803
Put a fuckin' shirt on!
289
00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,040
Pitter-Patter!
290
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:09,134
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- (DOOR OPENING)
291
00:11:09,281 --> 00:11:10,551
(DOOR CLOSING)
292
00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:12,240
We knocked twice, but nobody answered.
293
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,365
Frick and Frack?
294
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:15,908
Come in.
295
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,054
- Hi, Katy-Kat.
- Hey, Katy-Kat.
296
00:11:22,055 --> 00:11:24,159
Pete and Repeat.
Hola.
297
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,679
You look great.
298
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,430
Aw, you trying make
this old goat's day?
299
00:11:27,431 --> 00:11:30,368
- I really like your hair, too.
- Tick-tock.
300
00:11:30,369 --> 00:11:33,488
Um, we need a favor.
301
00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:34,800
- Ferda.
- Okay.
302
00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:35,924
There's a puck bunny.
303
00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:38,438
- So, the boys are getting laid.
- A bad kind of puck bunny.
304
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,815
So, a lot of the boys are getting laid.
305
00:11:39,816 --> 00:11:42,391
- She's divided the room.
- I bet she divides in a room.
306
00:11:42,393 --> 00:11:44,163
And we want W's, so...
307
00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:47,026
- So, she's gotta go.
- BOTH: Yes!
308
00:11:47,028 --> 00:11:49,305
- Players only meeting.
- Yeah, we tried that.
309
00:11:49,307 --> 00:11:51,310
- Boys aren't really receptive.
- Mmm.
310
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,705
She's a clever little bunny.
311
00:11:52,706 --> 00:11:55,268
We tried also talking
to her too, but...
312
00:11:55,269 --> 00:11:58,269
- She speaks puck bunny and...
- (REILLY GROANS)
313
00:11:58,270 --> 00:11:59,445
And what?
314
00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:01,935
- She drives us mental, boys.
- We can't hang.
315
00:12:01,937 --> 00:12:03,562
Like, girls who don't play hockey
316
00:12:03,563 --> 00:12:05,846
shouldn't talk like
hockey players, boys.
317
00:12:05,848 --> 00:12:07,459
We fucking hate that.
318
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,931
I should've packed a lunch for this.
319
00:12:08,933 --> 00:12:10,700
We need somebody who speaks puck bunny.
320
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,710
We were hoping, you could
speak puck bunny to her.
321
00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:15,807
For us.
322
00:12:15,809 --> 00:12:17,175
- Ferda W's.
- Ferda.
323
00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:19,065
Okay, I used to speak puck bunny.
324
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:20,178
Forgot most of it.
325
00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,228
It's kind of one of those languages
326
00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:23,837
you need to really
immerse yourself in to master.
327
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,622
Let's see if I can remember some.
328
00:12:25,624 --> 00:12:27,312
Don't judge my accent.
329
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,089
- Sick mitts, bud.
- Oh, that's good.
330
00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:34,146
- Mix in a water. Unreal.
- That's really good.
331
00:12:34,148 --> 00:12:36,302
Wheel snipe, celly, boys.
332
00:12:36,304 --> 00:12:39,486
BOTH:
Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys!
333
00:12:39,487 --> 00:12:41,308
- That's really good.
- You nailed it.
334
00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:44,061
(SIGHS)
Not my pig, not my farm.
335
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,842
Plus, this girl sounds like she rolls.
336
00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:48,233
I should meet her one day.
Adios.
337
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,630
Well, you have met her already though.
338
00:12:50,632 --> 00:12:53,174
- I have?
- Yeah, Angie.
339
00:12:55,014 --> 00:12:56,385
The Angie?
340
00:12:58,675 --> 00:12:59,929
BOTH: Yes.
341
00:13:01,126 --> 00:13:02,386
In.
342
00:13:11,555 --> 00:13:13,159
McMURRAY:
Look at this mess!
343
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,581
Look at all the dirty
butt-filled cans.
344
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,745
Degenerates.
345
00:13:17,747 --> 00:13:19,447
Bet that's not
your first dirty butt fill.
346
00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:20,933
(LAUGHS)
347
00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:23,708
(DAN FARTS)
348
00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:26,037
- Inappropriate.
- Why?
349
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,225
Uh, Joint Boy's right
in the line of fire there.
350
00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:31,622
Somebody likes some Montreal steak
spice in their tomato soup.
351
00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:33,428
- Well, McMurray...
- How're ya now?
352
00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,539
- Not so bad...
- That's...
353
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,914
- I'm good, and...
- Well...
354
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,223
- Are we gonna do...
- Whatever...
355
00:13:37,224 --> 00:13:39,164
- So, every time...
- Every time we do this...
356
00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:40,281
We're gonna...
357
00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:41,581
- McMurray!
- What?
358
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,050
Now, no one likes beatin' up
degens more than you,
359
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:45,457
so we figured we'd give you a dang.
360
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,020
Tyson, Joint Boy,
361
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:48,338
youse helped us put up the shack,
362
00:13:48,339 --> 00:13:50,020
so only makes sense
you help us defend it.
363
00:13:50,022 --> 00:13:52,563
Now, they got us on the weekend.
364
00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:54,307
We should nip this in the bud now,
365
00:13:54,309 --> 00:13:56,001
before they get the rest
of Letterkenny.
366
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,322
Well, that's all fine and dandy, Wayne,
367
00:13:57,323 --> 00:13:59,440
but I had to hire a hand to do
the chores in my absence.
368
00:13:59,441 --> 00:14:00,648
You'll have to cover his wages.
369
00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:03,524
Same. I'm on nights right now.
That's double time.
370
00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:04,885
You should try EI.
371
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,680
Fuckin' degens from up country.
372
00:14:06,682 --> 00:14:08,920
It's costing us money to beat
the shit out of these degens.
373
00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:11,371
Wells, if we wants to beats
the shits out of 'em so bad
374
00:14:11,373 --> 00:14:13,767
that they nevers come backs,
we're gonna need these guys.
375
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,354
You know degens, they always come back.
376
00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:16,946
See, they're always
coming back, is the thing.
377
00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:18,069
Pitter-Patter.
378
00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:22,610
Bought and paid for,
for fuck sake. Dary.
379
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,695
We're gonna advertise
a party for degens,
380
00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:27,112
egg huckers, nose pickers,
mailbox ruiners.
381
00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:29,591
And what we're gonna do
is hide in degen blinds,
382
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,633
which are very similar to deer blinds.
383
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:35,008
And we are gonna put one right here.
384
00:14:35,009 --> 00:14:41,431
And over there, and there, and here.
385
00:14:41,741 --> 00:14:44,066
And that way, when the degens
come rolling up on their sleds,
386
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,369
we jump out of those degen blinds,
and beat the shit out of them.
387
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:48,410
Well, that's a good idea,
Dary, except it's Tuesday.
388
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:49,951
It sounds more like
a Friday night thing,
389
00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:51,132
or even a Saturday night thing,
390
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,576
or even a Sunday thing
if you're squirrelly.
391
00:14:52,577 --> 00:14:54,844
Can't forget, of course,
thirsty Thursdays.
392
00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:56,086
It's fuckin' Tuesday.
393
00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:57,596
I'd have a gagger right now.
394
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,035
Now, I'm no American
sniper style trouble-shooter,
395
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:03,411
but I'd say the next step is to discuss
a stronger lure to get them out here.
396
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,054
Well, whats do degens loves?
397
00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:09,370
Well, besides nose-pickin'
pissin' outside, nothing.
398
00:15:09,371 --> 00:15:11,035
Well, there are many things
399
00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:12,939
that if you were to watch
the evening news,
400
00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:14,291
you would stop and say to yourself,
401
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,811
"What a fuckin' degenerate
son of a bitch."
402
00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:19,638
I would say at the top of the list
would probably be...
403
00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:21,802
Racists.
404
00:15:21,804 --> 00:15:24,428
God damn right.
Racists is definitely degens.
405
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:25,853
That's right, big hoss.
Exactly.
406
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:28,082
So, here's what we could do.
407
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,687
Now, hear me out, just hear me out.
408
00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:33,916
What we could do
is we advertise a party
409
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:36,271
for ethnicities out here at the shack.
410
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:38,247
And we could use
the ethnicities to lure out
411
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:40,749
the degens that we wants
to beat the shits out of.
412
00:15:43,531 --> 00:15:45,085
Fuck sakes, that's off-sides.
413
00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:46,857
Well, you didn't let me
finish, Boss Hogg.
414
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,634
So, what we could do, okay,
415
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:51,087
is once we bring
the ethnicities out here,
416
00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:53,685
we could beat up the degens
417
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,755
before they could try
to beat up the ethnicities.
418
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,580
You're still walkin' a super
fine line there, big chief.
419
00:15:59,582 --> 00:16:00,788
You didn't let me finish.
420
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,214
See, what we can do now,
421
00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:07,007
is have the ethnicities
help us beat up the degens
422
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:10,236
like some kind of fantasy revenge
423
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,486
of love of ass-whooping.
424
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:16,009
I guess I've seen that in a Quentin
Tarantino film one or three times.
425
00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,884
Abort.
426
00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:19,926
There is that one thing
you see in the news
427
00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:23,093
and immediately think,
"What a fuckin' degenerate."
428
00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:25,177
- Well, to be fair...
- To be fair...
429
00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:27,219
- To be fair...
- To be fair...
430
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:29,202
There's more than a couple of things.
431
00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:30,720
- Homophobists.
- Yeah.
432
00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:33,387
Yeah, no. Homophobes
is definitely degens.
433
00:16:33,388 --> 00:16:34,438
You mean, like gay-bashing.
434
00:16:34,439 --> 00:16:36,114
- That's the one.
- That's the worst.
435
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:38,908
Yeah, you're right.
That is so gay.
436
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,429
Wait, that there is homophobics.
437
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:42,722
Who is?
438
00:16:42,723 --> 00:16:43,796
The less you say now,
439
00:16:43,798 --> 00:16:45,366
the less you have
to apologize for later.
440
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:46,366
Good.
441
00:16:46,368 --> 00:16:48,723
You see, Professor Tricia
from my women's studies class
442
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:53,412
teaches us that homophobia
is not just condemning homosexualitys,
443
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,121
but it's also not using
the appropriate and preferred terms
444
00:16:56,122 --> 00:16:58,160
what homosexuals likes to be called by.
445
00:16:58,162 --> 00:17:00,475
Yeah, but they call themselves
twinks sometimes.
446
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,751
Like, I'd be offended by that.
447
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:05,439
I might be offended by that, too.
448
00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:06,789
You see, where I'm from,
449
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,769
sometimes when people think
things are dumb or stupid,
450
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,039
they just say that it's gay.
451
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,354
Yeah, but you're not exposed
to say that anymore.
452
00:17:12,355 --> 00:17:13,707
Are you a homophobes?
453
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:14,850
No.
454
00:17:14,852 --> 00:17:17,583
Well, 'cause what you said
was definitely homophobics.
455
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:18,729
Fucks this is a lot of work.
456
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,356
Hmm. It's like pickin' stones
and doin' hay all at once.
457
00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:22,772
Fuckin' degens.
458
00:17:22,773 --> 00:17:25,033
I'm pretty sure you're a homophobist.
459
00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:27,773
I beat the shit out of you
one time for beating up a gay.
460
00:17:28,053 --> 00:17:30,177
Yeah, I didn't know he was gay.
461
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,753
He called me a fag.
462
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:34,024
Well, this certainly
has come full circle.
463
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:35,128
Yeah, see,
464
00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,341
but youse being offendeds
at being calleds a fag,
465
00:17:37,343 --> 00:17:39,734
is also technically homophobics.
466
00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:41,630
I'm gonna take a fuckin' migraine here.
467
00:17:41,631 --> 00:17:42,630
Well, see, where I'm from...
468
00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:44,756
We all knows where youse
comes from, McMurray,
469
00:17:44,757 --> 00:17:46,177
but times they are a changin'
470
00:17:46,179 --> 00:17:47,777
TYSON:
I think we can all agree here
471
00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:50,636
that homophobists are degenerates.
472
00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,211
You call the rest a misunderstanding.
473
00:17:53,213 --> 00:17:54,591
Call it a fuckin' day here.
474
00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:56,286
Ah, you had good intentions.
475
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:58,612
Well, wait, just so I understand here,
476
00:17:58,613 --> 00:18:01,613
using gays to lure degens out here
477
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,884
is just as bad, if not worse,
478
00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:07,099
than using ethnicities
to lure degens out here
479
00:18:07,101 --> 00:18:08,448
that we wants to beats the shit out of?
480
00:18:08,449 --> 00:18:10,052
Christ sake.
481
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,542
And Tyson didn't even say
482
00:18:11,544 --> 00:18:13,667
that the gays would help us
beat up the degens,
483
00:18:13,783 --> 00:18:15,157
where the ethnicities would.
484
00:18:15,399 --> 00:18:17,044
So, I think it's obvious here, boys,
485
00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:19,700
my idea has a clear edge.
486
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,072
Mmm, I think it's quite obvious
487
00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:23,234
that using human lures
is pretty extreme.
488
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,284
I'd really likes for you
to meet Professor Tricia.
489
00:18:25,285 --> 00:18:28,701
Okay, so using gays is homophobic.
490
00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:30,723
Tip of the iceberg, bud.
491
00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:33,810
What about, fake gays?
492
00:18:34,537 --> 00:18:35,954
Well, what's a fake gays?
493
00:18:35,955 --> 00:18:38,890
Well, someone who may appear to be gay,
494
00:18:38,892 --> 00:18:40,913
but is not actually gay.
495
00:18:40,914 --> 00:18:43,247
And therefore,
it would not be gay-bashing.
496
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,204
Well, yes, you'd wanna avoid
a hate crime if you could.
497
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:49,665
So, you wants to use fake gays
to lures the degens?
498
00:18:52,124 --> 00:18:53,395
Perhaps.
499
00:18:53,396 --> 00:18:54,415
DAN: Okay, listen.
500
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:57,750
Just so long as everyone's heard
my messages loud and clears...
501
00:18:58,918 --> 00:19:00,334
I thinks I can lives with that.
502
00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:02,625
Okay. This has been very
diplomatic and rational.
503
00:19:02,626 --> 00:19:04,772
I think the next step
in the order of business here,
504
00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:06,737
would be to go and find some fake gays
505
00:19:06,739 --> 00:19:08,447
for these degenerates to beat up.
506
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:09,859
I know where to look.
507
00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:12,544
Put a fuckin' shirt on.
508
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,000
Barts. Yorkie.
Schultzy. Fisky...
509
00:19:29,906 --> 00:19:31,507
- Katy?
- Hey, bud.
510
00:19:32,187 --> 00:19:33,499
Hey, bud.
511
00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:36,312
The boys are supposed
to have just dusted praccy.
512
00:19:36,314 --> 00:19:38,855
Aw, two-a-days.
They're on dry land now.
513
00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:41,014
- Unreal.
- Hundy P.
514
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:44,823
Been wheelin'
515
00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:47,668
Been turnin' on the jets, yeah.
516
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,068
Some notches on the bed post?
517
00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:51,599
- I've been notching.
- Hashtag notch or die.
518
00:19:51,601 --> 00:19:53,580
- Eat. Sleep. Notch.
- Who?
519
00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:55,165
Been making my way up the roster.
520
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:57,407
- A full roster?
- No call-ups, obviously.
521
00:19:57,408 --> 00:19:59,328
Yeah, of course.
They're not even schmelts yet.
522
00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,746
And not Reilly and Jonesy.
523
00:20:00,748 --> 00:20:02,128
I'd never touch them.
524
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:04,285
I'd never want to piss you off.
525
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,639
(SCOFFS)
526
00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:08,097
About that.
527
00:20:09,093 --> 00:20:10,305
Yeah?
528
00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:15,775
Do you remember when
you cheated on my brother?
529
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,827
- Yeah.
- And I went around town
530
00:20:20,829 --> 00:20:23,308
telling everyone
that I was going to get you?
531
00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:25,853
Yeah.
532
00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:29,310
But then you left town, so I couldn't.
533
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,766
Couldn't what?
534
00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:33,662
Get you.
535
00:20:35,215 --> 00:20:36,214
Yeah.
536
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:40,101
I guess, I could still...
537
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:45,367
Get you.
538
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,140
Yeah.
539
00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:49,514
Stay away from this dressing room.
540
00:20:50,656 --> 00:20:53,240
- Yeah.
- And all the players in it.
541
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,544
Yeah.
542
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,900
Especially Reilly and Jonesy.
543
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,775
Yeah.
544
00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:03,650
And one more thing.
545
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,428
Yeah?
546
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,508
Open your eyes.
547
00:21:09,794 --> 00:21:11,475
(EXCLAIMS)
548
00:21:11,476 --> 00:21:14,009
- (EXCLAIMS)
- Fuckin' get after then.
549
00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:19,746
(EXHALES)
550
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:23,456
Hey, big brother.
551
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:24,912
Good and you?
552
00:21:24,914 --> 00:21:27,197
Don't say I never done nothin' for ya.
553
00:21:32,349 --> 00:21:34,906
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
554
00:21:48,784 --> 00:21:50,308
Konnichiwa.
555
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,577
You are an embarrassment, Devon.
556
00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:56,518
For shame, Devon!
557
00:21:59,036 --> 00:22:02,807
(SQUEALS) A girl!
558
00:22:02,808 --> 00:22:04,538
(SCREAMING)
559
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,117
You know, not to bitch and complain...
560
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,361
Not to piss and moan...
561
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,904
It's a lot of work,
these fuckin' degens, I know.
562
00:22:12,906 --> 00:22:14,759
Figures you have to look
at the checklist.
563
00:22:15,778 --> 00:22:17,033
Advertised for a gay party?
564
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,963
We really need some
sort of bar in this town.
565
00:22:18,965 --> 00:22:20,975
Or homosexual.
Or queers.
566
00:22:20,977 --> 00:22:23,200
You know, however
they choose to be identified.
567
00:22:23,202 --> 00:22:24,911
- Check.
- DARYL: Recruited fake gays.
568
00:22:24,913 --> 00:22:27,127
- God, those guys are pansies.
- Check.
569
00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:29,021
Tidied up the area
in and around the shack
570
00:22:29,023 --> 00:22:31,006
to make it look presentable
for a fake gay party.
571
00:22:31,008 --> 00:22:32,678
- Took all goddamn day, but...
- Check.
572
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,004
Constructed degen blinds,
573
00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:36,697
so that we may hide out
and wait for the degens
574
00:22:36,699 --> 00:22:38,601
to try and ambush the fake gay party.
575
00:22:38,603 --> 00:22:40,189
- Fucks it cold.
- Check.
576
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,815
Paid Tyson and McMurray their wages,
577
00:22:41,816 --> 00:22:43,857
so as to help us beat the shit
out of the degens.
578
00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:45,170
Fuckin' degens.
579
00:22:45,171 --> 00:22:46,339
BOTH: Check.
580
00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:47,854
You should really try EI.
581
00:22:47,856 --> 00:22:49,547
Right, then we're ready
to get this rig rollin'
582
00:22:49,548 --> 00:22:52,525
Not a moment too soon.
Here they come.
583
00:22:52,526 --> 00:22:54,668
Okay, everybody into their degen blind.
584
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,839
When the motion sensor
light bulb comes on,
585
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,703
time to jump out and beat
the shit out of the degens.
586
00:22:59,705 --> 00:23:00,797
Thank Christ.
587
00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:02,444
'Cause if there was even
one more chore,
588
00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:04,445
I mean, even one more chore involved
589
00:23:04,446 --> 00:23:07,070
in beating the shit out
of degens from up country,
590
00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:08,383
I'd be pulling the chute.
591
00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:11,070
- (PHONE VIBRATES)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
592
00:23:11,071 --> 00:23:14,225
Okay, gonna need to replace the light
bulb on the motion sensor light.
593
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,229
ALL: No!
594
00:23:16,231 --> 00:23:18,239
Oh, hot Jimmy...
595
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,855
My farmhand just texted me
and said he's got the scoots,
596
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:21,919
he's gotta go home.
597
00:23:21,921 --> 00:23:23,341
Means I gotta go chorin' boys.
598
00:23:23,343 --> 00:23:26,377
McMurray, tell him to drop trou'
in the gutter like a real man.
599
00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:27,866
Be the boss, McMurray.
600
00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:30,200
Oh, I don't wanna be a dick.
What if he shits himself?
601
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,137
Old boss is always a dick
till you meet the new one.
602
00:23:32,138 --> 00:23:33,533
- Good.
- Shit!
603
00:23:33,534 --> 00:23:35,617
Boss needs me to come in.
It's an emergency.
604
00:23:35,618 --> 00:23:37,597
Yeah, the wheels are falling
off here, good buddy.
605
00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:39,237
Well, we needs Tyson and McMurray,
606
00:23:39,239 --> 00:23:41,962
there's gonna be a baker's dozen sleds
coming around the corner,
607
00:23:41,964 --> 00:23:44,048
and we are way the fucks outnumbered.
608
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,257
Wanna know what?
609
00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:48,092
All this work involved in
luring these degens out here,
610
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,512
all these fuckin' chores...
611
00:23:49,514 --> 00:23:50,533
Fuckin' cold.
612
00:23:50,535 --> 00:23:52,537
We bring these shirtless
nut sacs out here
613
00:23:52,538 --> 00:23:53,774
to be fake gay dudes...
614
00:23:53,776 --> 00:23:55,225
I'm still not sure
how I feel about that.
615
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,522
Yeah, there's something wrong.
616
00:23:56,524 --> 00:23:58,116
I don't know what it is,
or why, but there is.
617
00:23:58,117 --> 00:23:59,245
It's not quite sexist,
618
00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:00,913
but it's not quite homophobist.
619
00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:02,806
It's something though.
I know it is.
620
00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:05,061
It's not PCs, that's for damn sures.
621
00:24:05,062 --> 00:24:08,770
I'm just thinking,
all this work luring them out,
622
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,729
wouldn't the more efficient
thing be to repel them?
623
00:24:11,731 --> 00:24:13,686
That's a Texas-sized 10-4!
624
00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:15,109
I'm farting!
625
00:24:15,111 --> 00:24:16,270
Appropriate!
626
00:24:16,272 --> 00:24:18,272
Well, I could always stay
to just kick the shit out of them
627
00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:19,325
just 'cause they're here.
628
00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:22,051
And then I have to leave right away,
right after, to get back to chorin'.
629
00:24:22,052 --> 00:24:23,127
Fuck! Same.
630
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,742
- EI, boys.
- WAYNE: Well, yeah.
631
00:24:24,744 --> 00:24:26,552
Like, we're already out here.
We're already set up.
632
00:24:26,553 --> 00:24:28,277
We'll beat the shit
out of them before chorin'.
633
00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:30,873
Well, maybe next time
we'll just try to repels them.
634
00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:32,462
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
635
00:24:32,463 --> 00:24:33,881
Well, what could we put out here
636
00:24:33,883 --> 00:24:36,880
that would make sure that
nobody ever came out here
637
00:24:36,881 --> 00:24:38,818
for anything ever?
638
00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:42,491
I know where to look!
639
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,279
(URINATING)
640
00:24:59,025 --> 00:25:00,526
(PANTS ZIPPING)
641
00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:16,451
It had to have been a sick ostrich.
642
00:25:24,161 --> 00:25:26,286
(MUSIC PLAYING)
643
00:25:26,287 --> 00:25:28,285
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