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Subtitle by peritta
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A pack of coyotes come right up
the back porch the other night,
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'cause your dog's in heat and you
know those fuckin' yellow eyed bastards
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will go right through the
screen door if they're horny.
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(COCKS GUN)
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Look like you're goin' to a formal
with that top button done up to 11.
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Oh, it's not like I'm gonna
be one of those nut sacks,
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sitting around getting
sucked on by skeeters all day.
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Come off it.
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Well. Pitter-patter. Let's get at 'er.
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Sixty bucks per dead coyote
ain't gonna collect itselfs.
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I think I'll have a bumper
dump before we get started.
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Oh, I don't give a care.
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You ever had a bumper dump?
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It's not polite to talk about.
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Though I do gotta piss goddamn bad.
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Well, you have a dump,
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leaning up against the back
of the bumper of your machine.
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So, it's pretty near
like it sounds then.
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You ever have a stump hump?
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You know, I think I did, but...
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I can't remember.
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- It's when you have sex...
- With a girl?
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Yeah, with a girl.
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Bent over a stump of a tree.
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My friend said he had sex inside a
hollowed log one time and I thought,
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"Why, I bet Fred Penner
pulled that off one time, too."
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This right here, perfect
stump for a stump hump.
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I should say.
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- Wayne?
- Dary.
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Come over here and join me for a sec.
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Oh, well fuckin'...
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Like fuckin' why?
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It appears somebody's been growing
marijuana in your back bush.
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You left the barn door
open after chores one time
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and your dad thought you were stoned.
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But you haven't smoked the
electric lettuce since grade eight.
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That's a mitt full of
Johnny Red Eye, all right.
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I think it's only
appropriate we call the cops.
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Just take about 20% off
'er over there, mixed berry.
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Don't be such a sally.
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You know how much shit
needs doin' around here?
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Well, shit needs so much doin' really...
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The produce stand is a fuckin' shanty.
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If we sell this stuff,
we can make thousands.
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I know a guy on the reserve.
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- I don't know.
- Why not?
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- It's 'cause...
- Just kidding. We don't give a fuck.
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KATY: If the cops come
around here, people will talk.
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Don't want people talkin'.
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- Call your guy.
- (SMIRKS)
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STEWART: Hello, Tanis.
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TANIS: You know the
deal. Personal use only.
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If I hear about yous turning
around and selling them,
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and I will hear about it,
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we're gonna have a hell of a problem.
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TANIS: Here's your smokes.
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Dime a dart.
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Dime a dart.
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- Buck a dart.
- Buck a dart.
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- They're fuckin' ya.
- Buck a dart.
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Buck a dart.
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They're fuckin' us.
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I've got some photos
here. Of the goins' on.
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(SIGHS)
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You gonna be upset if you keep
scrolling to the left, dog.
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You gonna see some shit
that you don't wanna see.
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This is a big crop.
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Whoever planted it,
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has done a lot of sneaking
around and maintaining it so well.
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We're busy enough keeping the
worm pickers off the property.
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There's nothing like good outdoor grown.
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It's 5k worth and ready for harvesting.
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You pull it out of the ground,
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I'll pick it up.
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Cash deal.
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Deal.
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Who is this?
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WALLY: That's Tanis, my daughter.
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Should say estranged, I suppose.
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What's so stranged about her?
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I'll tell you, if you
find yourselves in her way,
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you oughtta swiftly get out of it.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Give me a minute.
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So, how about it, boys?
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Can always count on old Katy-Kat.
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You delivered. I'll give you that.
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But what type of prick doesn't stand
up and shake another man's hand?
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About Tanis...
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What about her?
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I think I'm sweet on her.
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Yeah? What for, Dary?
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- What for...
- Dary, you don't need to explain.
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She makes your dick hard, get after it.
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We'll worry about that later.
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Work on the produce stand starts today.
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- Still waiting for you to say...
- Thank you.
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For being a d-Jen with a drug dealer.
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Now, if you ever hit me
and I find out about it...
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- (GAGS)
- COACH: That's good, Jonesy.
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No more kids table with the
big boy moves like that, huh?
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You guys ready to play
like big boys yet, huh?
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Maybe pick out your own
outfits in the morning?
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Make your own snacks?
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Some solo back to school shopping?
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It's fuckin' embarrassing!
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Good news is,
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Pee Wee secondary team just
canceled their ice time.
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I think we can make good use of it, huh?
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Suit up, pheasants.
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Another hour of the fun stuff on deck.
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Might as well bring your
puke buckets with ya.
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You fuckin' newbies!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Hey, Schmelt.
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
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Nothing, why?
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Are you fucked up right now?
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- Me?
- Yes, you!
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Are you on meth right now?
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(WHISPERS) Oh, my God.
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This is unsee 'er, bro.
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Got that fuck, buddy.
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If we don't fucking do it,
no one else is going to.
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The writing's on the wall, bro.
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MAN: Hey, give your balls
a tug you tit fucker.
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Not the right time, Schwarzy!
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How did this happen, bro?
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We don't know any dusters that do
meth and now the fuckin' rookie?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Well, we do know Stewart and
Devon and all those skids.
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But that's it, buddy.
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You know, I heard that Ginger
and Boots used to do that shit.
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And look where it got them, Schmelt!
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My buddy Royze had a bad stint for a
while, now that I think about it, buddy.
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But that's cause Royze
was hangin' out with Tolzy
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and that guy's a fuckin' pigeon.
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My buddy Parkzy too.
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I guess Belzy was fucked up for a while.
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And he got Welzy into it.
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Yeah, Belzy and Welzy were doing
it with Carzy and his billet sister.
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Carzy and his billet sister
got Colzy fucked up once.
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Wait, isn't Colzy still fucked up, bro?
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Only when he's with
Kitzy and Burzy, bro.
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Colzy is always with Kitzy and Burzy.
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Well, Colzy, Kitzy and Burzy are always
with Carzy and his billet sister, buddy.
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Who are always with Belzy and Welzy.
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Letterkenny is a meth town.
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We're gonna go see the skids.
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- We're gonna go.
- We're gonna do it?
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- Do you wanna do it?
- You want one?
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- Let's do it!
- Give me one!
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- We're gonna have one.
- Give me it.
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- We're going.
- Let's go then!
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Let's go!
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Better buy all the smokes.
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- What is this?
- This is where I ruin your life.
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- Hang on...
- No, no, no.
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You hang on. All right?
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Yous ripped me off.
And I'm fuckin' pissed.
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But... (SIGHS)
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We can make it right. As
un-PC as this market may be,
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it's pretty lucrative, so...
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If you sell the rest of the
cigarettes at a buck a dart,
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we get ninety cents, you get ten.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Deal.
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- Deal.
- No! No deal.
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I spent all our money at that rave.
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You're gonna step on some toes in
any business venture. It's inevitable.
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If we want to take this meth
business to the next level,
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we cannot part with any more coin.
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- Are you with me?
- Always.
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Let's get this over with then.
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You guys wanna dance? Let's do this.
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(LAUGHING)
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We can do this, too.
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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Is that how you think this works?
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You just take a beating
and then we're square?
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Bunch of basics.
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(EXHALES)
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Yous been watching
the wrong movies, boys.
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Mmm-mmm!
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Pay attention. (CLEARS THROAT)
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This isn't just about
us anymore, all right?
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This is about everyone now.
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Your friends, your families...
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Until we get paid, they all suffer.
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(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
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Let's go.
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Let the burning of Letterkenny begin.
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Gotta say, fellas, this
is coming together nicely.
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I might actually spend
some time out here now.
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WAYNE: With some fuckin' clothes on?
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- Not my forte.
- WAYNE: Unfortunate.
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You brings us sustenance while
we are hard at work, Katy.
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That's what I appreciates about you.
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Is that what you appreciate about me?
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Go easy, squirrely Dan. Thank you.
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Your sister's hot,
Wayne. There, I said it.
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DAN: I said it! I regret nothing.
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I regret nothing!
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(DAN PANTING)
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Too fat to run.
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- Fuckin' Stewart.
- Fuckin' skids.
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- Where the fuck is this kid?
- Fuckin' hate this kid.
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- Fuckin' wreck this kid.
- Fuckin' kill this kid.
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No, no. Just get 'em.
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- Yeah.
- We'll hurt 'em.
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Yeah. No, it's a metaphor.
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- Yeah, I get it.
- Yeah.
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Hey, but then we're here for donnybrook,
not him and his buddies, buddy.
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Oh, fuck.
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We don't necessarily
need to wait for them
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to get here to wreck
the meth lab, buddy.
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- We can just fuckin' wreck right now.
- True.
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Dibs on Devon, bro.
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Jonesy, I don't even wanna
discuss dibs right now.
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- No discussion on dibs?
- Buddy, we'll fuckin' get 'em all.
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Oh, yeah, okay, let's get 'em all.
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Let's fucking do it, buddy.
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(GRUNTS)
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***
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JONESY: It's already trashed.
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RILEY: I'm not quite sure
how I feel about this, buddy.
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JONESY: Bit anti-climactic.
Isn't it, buddy?
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Yeah. (EXHALES)
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Shit!
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Wonder who smashed up his place, bro.
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Fuckin' long hair don't care, bro.
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We find the skids and have
that fuckin' donnybrook, buddy.
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Buckets off?
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Fuckin' rip over there
and just conflict.
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Fight. Injure. Kill.
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Ball up and bang out, bud.
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- Bust on. Bust up.
- Download the scrap app.
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Pugnacity. Truculence. Burkie.
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Little squabble. Little
quibble. Smackdown!
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Spar. Spat. Schism.
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We are at this level!
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But we need to get to this level!
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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(CRASHING)
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That's a lotta weed.
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Sorry about what happened here.
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Know about the beef?
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What beef?
249
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Between your meth pals and my daughter.
250
00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:11,199
Two things. One,
251
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no one who does meth is a
pal of mine for fuck's sake.
252
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,824
Two, what are you talking about?
253
00:12:15,825 --> 00:12:17,751
She was ripped off on
a cigarette transaction
254
00:12:17,753 --> 00:12:19,887
by some fellas from Letterkenny.
255
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,725
(SNIFFS)
256
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,324
And then?
257
00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:27,535
She's owed money by
someone from your town.
258
00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:29,536
She's gonna make it everyone's problem.
259
00:12:29,613 --> 00:12:31,638
I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
260
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,975
Hope this serves as
some sort of consolation.
261
00:12:40,747 --> 00:12:42,996
Count it if you like.
262
00:12:43,075 --> 00:12:45,975
She won't stop until
she gets what's owed.
263
00:12:49,848 --> 00:12:53,123
When Tanis comes back to collect,
she won't be short staffed.
264
00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,092
Us neither.
265
00:12:55,094 --> 00:12:57,725
- (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
- Fuckin' skids!
266
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,449
(SIGHS) Predictable!
267
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,699
Predictable!
268
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,324
Is this little soiree for us?
269
00:13:07,325 --> 00:13:09,852
And you missed to a better one
at the Ag Hall last weekend.
270
00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:12,750
- You should have come.
- You gave the rookie meth, idiot.
271
00:13:12,752 --> 00:13:14,126
First one's free.
272
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,824
You fuckin' turned
Letterkenny into a war zone.
273
00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:18,671
Got us labeled as a meth town, idiot.
274
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,574
- So, what are you gonna do about it?
- Idiot.
275
00:13:20,575 --> 00:13:22,528
- Buckets off.
- Fuckin' go time.
276
00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:23,879
- Shed 'em.
- Go me!
277
00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:25,574
A little fuck me, fuck you?
278
00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:26,824
MAN 1: Free fuckin' nose jobs?
279
00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,409
- MAN 2: Let's dance.
- MAN 1: Hit the d-floor.
280
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,408
TANIS: My balls dangle harder than you.
281
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,658
Yeah, sounds familiar.
282
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,963
(WHISPERING) This is what
we've been waiting for.
283
00:13:32,964 --> 00:13:34,119
- Hey!
- It's time.
284
00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:36,074
- You got our money?
- Nay!
285
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,370
We do not have, nor will we
ever have, a dime for you.
286
00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:42,872
And you took away our only source of
income when you trashed our meth lab!
287
00:13:43,325 --> 00:13:46,130
- (ALL LAUGH)
- We're all here. So, uh...
288
00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:47,583
It's combat, let's proceed.
289
00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:51,280
Power stop, Tanis. We got dibs
on the donnybrook with the skids.
290
00:13:51,282 --> 00:13:52,406
What's a dibs?
291
00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:53,907
A dibs is a dibs is a dibs.
292
00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:56,059
Hey! Pipe down, shit head.
293
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,066
You don't get it, do you?
294
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,567
This is about the money.
295
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:02,943
So, until we get the money,
Letterkenny will continue to burn.
296
00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:04,546
All right? (SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
297
00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:07,862
How are you now?
298
00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:09,139
Good, and you?
299
00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:12,350
Deadly.
300
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:19,324
Is that...
301
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:22,600
The Ginger and Boots.
302
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,100
(WHISPERS) Those two
guys fucked an ostrich.
303
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,324
Just the Ginger fucked an ostrich.
304
00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:31,949
Allegedly.
305
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:35,131
Mmm-mmm. It would take like two people
to fuck an ostrich. Three even...
306
00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:36,449
It was a sick ostrich.
307
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,074
Allegedly.
308
00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:40,699
You're fucking ruthless for bringing
a couple dudes like that here.
309
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,810
(WHISPERS) In his defense...
310
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:43,324
He's usually not the type of prick I am.
311
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:45,699
If they fucked an ostrich,
what else have they fucked?
312
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,824
Just the Ginger fucked an ostrich.
313
00:14:47,825 --> 00:14:48,949
Allegedly.
314
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:51,449
I ask again. If they fucked an ostrich,
315
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:53,074
what else have they fucked?
316
00:14:53,075 --> 00:14:55,100
It's almost not worth thinkin' about.
317
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,199
(TANIS SIGHS)
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00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,338
Okay, speak.
319
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,324
Yous got ripped off.
320
00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:03,574
It's too bad that happened.
321
00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:05,949
- And?
- And it's none of my business.
322
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:08,699
Till it was my business.
323
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,449
Now, we could beat the
fuck outta yous right here.
324
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:14,824
And mark my words,
one day, we'll get ya.
325
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:17,725
But that doesn't solve
our problem here. Dary.
326
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,850
Your name's Dary?
327
00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:26,199
It's Daryl.
328
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,949
That's just something my
friends call me sometimes.
329
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:32,574
We gotta put the damage you're
doing around Letterkenny to bed.
330
00:15:32,575 --> 00:15:34,449
That's 5k. What are you's owed?
331
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,824
(SCOFFS) More than that.
332
00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:38,475
- We're tough fuckin' sleddin'!
- Hey.
333
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:42,324
We're gonna call it 5k.
334
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:44,074
- Is that what we're gonna do?
- We are.
335
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:46,074
You're gonna take it
and leave Letterkenny.
336
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,574
And if yous come back for so
much as to pump your gas...
337
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:50,699
When he gives a warning,
he don't repeat it.
338
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,225
We'll get ya.
339
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,975
Deal. (CLEARS THROAT)
340
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,199
Beats fighting an ostrich fucker.
341
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,100
All right, can we, uh,
part the hick sea here?
342
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,350
Uh, actually wait.
343
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,824
I got to know.
344
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:14,324
This has gotta sting
a little bit, right?
345
00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:16,824
(CHUCKLES) I mean,
you're short, you're ugly,
346
00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:19,233
you're incompetent,
you're fuckin' broke!
347
00:16:19,235 --> 00:16:20,319
Fuckin' A.
348
00:16:20,321 --> 00:16:22,348
You're a fuckin'
addict, you're hopeless.
349
00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,724
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
350
00:16:23,725 --> 00:16:25,849
I mean you are such a tragedy that
351
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,099
even all these people here who hate you,
352
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,625
will bail you out, just so
353
00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:32,599
they can...
354
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,849
What's the word? Erase you.
355
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,974
My cousin was born with fetal alcohol
syndrome and he works at a fuckin' bank.
356
00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:39,349
What's your fucking excuse?
357
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:40,474
That'll do, Tanis.
358
00:16:40,475 --> 00:16:42,500
Hey! I'm not talking to you.
359
00:16:43,725 --> 00:16:44,948
Look at you.
360
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:49,099
You got bloodshot eyes, runny nose,
fuckin' greasy hair, scabs everywhere.
361
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,599
What is that? What's that, right there?
362
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,224
You see that? Is that cum?
Dried cum on your fuckin' zipper?
363
00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:55,474
- (TANIS LAUGHING)
- I'm so sorry.
364
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:59,125
(TANIS INHALES) Oh, you are pointless.
365
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,724
I bet, the second you popped out,
366
00:17:02,725 --> 00:17:05,099
your mom wished she
had a sewn up snapper.
367
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,223
Probably would've been better if you
grew to a sickly size inside the womb
368
00:17:08,224 --> 00:17:09,307
and killed the both of you
369
00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:12,348
before you fuckin' rolled
out and started fucking up.
370
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:13,724
KATE: Bitch.
371
00:17:13,725 --> 00:17:15,474
(GROANS) What?
372
00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:17,308
I'll tell you what's
gotta sting a little bit.
373
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,310
(TANIS SCOFFS)
374
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,625
(GROANS)
375
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:23,537
Well, fuckin' get after it, then!
376
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,124
RILEY: Well, Who
would've 'thunk it. Fuck.
377
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,578
JONESY: Mmm-hmm.
378
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:28,373
That was a top tier sucker, Riley.
379
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,498
DAN: You too, Jonesy.
380
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,624
Thanks boys. I'd sucker
you guys in your sleep.
381
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:36,124
Still... Makes my top
three suckers, boys.
382
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,874
An A-1 box shot, you fuckin' barbarian.
383
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,124
Never claimed to be a lady.
384
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,563
Did you stop and smoke a joint for a bit
385
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,123
and then jump right back in there
386
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,150
Nectar of gods, fellas.
387
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,650
On the house.
388
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,525
All right! (CHEERING)
389
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,240
Well at this rate, we'll
need another one soon, Gail.
390
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,267
(BANGING)
391
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,184
You know, I gotta say,
392
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,874
I'm looking forward to a bit
of peace and quiet around here.
393
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,374
DAN: Hear, hear.
394
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,775
There ain't no reason to
get excited, am I right?
395
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,275
- Yup.
- Yeah.
396
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,275
MAN: All right.
397
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,900
Who the fuck is the
toughest guy in here?
398
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,946
That'd be me.
399
00:20:11,947 --> 00:20:13,947
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