All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s02e29 The Top Secret Top Coat.eng

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( theme song playing )

SCHULTZ:
Floyd!

( prisoners murmuring )

Walters!

He's right here. Come on.

Slim.

Hurry it up!

Carter!

Yep.
Oh.

( sighs )
There, this one's for me!

That's from my Colette.

Oiseau de Lys!
Wow.

Ooh.
Oh, there's another one for me.

This one's from my
Renee, amour, amour.

Amour, amour.
( chuckles )

Carter, wouldn't you like to get
a letter like this?

I'd be happy just to
get an envelope.

( chuckles )
Hey, Schultz, my girl said

she was sending along
a plum pudding.

Now, where is it?

It's been held
for inspection.

Oh, come on.
What are you

going to find wrong
with a plum pudding?

I can't find anything wrong.
It was delicious.

Schultz, I want that plum
pudding released at once.

You'll get it,
you'll get it.

I just ate a little crumb.

Yeah, that crumb would
feed a family of eagles

for a bloody month.

Come on, Schultz,
hurry it up.

We got to finish digging
that tunnel by Thursday.

Colonel Hogan,
I do whatev...

Tunnel?

What tunnel?

Shh. Don't tell me.

We all will be much happier

if I see nothing here, nothing!

We'd be a lot happier
if you ate nothing.

The last piece of mail...

woolen socks from
your Aunt Alice, hand-knit.

What's the matter, Schultz?
Didn't they fit?

Oh...
( chuckles )

They fit all right,
but, uh,

red, white and blue
are not my colors.

( Schultz laughing )

( prisoners muttering )

( door shuts )

Aunt Alice's knitting
is getting a lot better, huh?

Well, let's hear what Aunt Alice
has to say, huh?

( humming )

( humming continues )

Okay.

There you go.
Plug it?

Plug it in.
Okay.

( whirring )

MAN:
Aunt Alice here.

This assignment's
a big one, Colonel,

but you'll have to go it alone.

Baron von Aukburg
is giving a party Saturday night

which you will attend.

Sounds good so far.

You will go in the guise

of Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

Just took a turn for the worse.

The baron has complete
plans of Operation Dragonfly.

Sometime during the evening,

he will turn them over to you.

Simple enough, huh?

Should be a rather
enjoyable night's work,

if you don't get shot
pulling it off. Ha-ha.

Aunt Alice knits a funny sock.

You think you ought to
go it alone tonight, sir?

This job sounds
pretty risky to me.

I wouldn't mind
going to a party with plenty of food,

plenty of drinks
and plenty of women.

And plenty of Germans.
That's right.

I'm not going to have time
for wine and women tonight.

Well, then
Carter is right.

You shouldn't go alone.
You'd better take me.

I always have
time for that.

So far this is just
a dangerous assignment.

Let's not turn it
into a suicide mission.

Hey, what if somebody
at this party knows Klink?

People who know
Klink aren't

invited to parties.

I imagine the baron
has picked

his guest list
pretty carefully.

Well, you wouldn't
get a better fit than that

in Savile Row.
How does he look?

Eh, good enough
to shoot.

Aren't you going
to give him any medals?

Yeah, mate, medals.

What sort of medals
does Klink wear?

Borrowed.

I'd better get over
to Klink's office now,

get into his mail
to get my invitation

for the party
he's not going to.

( typing )

A letter?

I already have.

This the one you wanted?

Oh, you're a doll,
Hilda, a doll.

I owe you a gift for this.

You already owe me
six pairs of nylons,

17 pounds of candy,
three gallons of perfume

and that leaves jewelry.

How about a nice
cocktail ring?

I don't drink.

How about a nice
engagement ring?

I don't drink, either.

( footsteps approaching )
Uh-oh, talk to you later.

Hogan!

What are you doing here?

It's about the Red Cross
cookies, Colonel.

We were six boxes shy
again this month.

Now, robbing the mail
is not only a civil crime,

it's a violation
of Article Nine, Section Three.

Hogan, I will
investigate the matter.

Investigate a few
missing cookies?

Seems to me you have something
more important to do.

I was just about to
say that, Herr General.

Hogan, I cannot be
bothered with those trifles.

I have many more
important things to do.

Trying to hush up
the cookie scandal, huh?

Hogan, are you accusing me?

You are putting on weight, sir.

Hogan! You're dismissed!

Okay, you can
get rid of me.

But there's one thing
you won't get rid of--

the pangs of
a guilty stomach.

He's crazy. I had nothing to
do with those stolen cookies.

I don't even like cookies.
I got sick from eating

a sour lady finger once.
I haven't had a cookie since.

As a matter of fact, I
don't like any desserts.

Oh, once in
awhile, I'll have

a little piece of strudel,
but that's all.

Honestly, I do not know
what Hogan is talking about.

And I don't know what you
are talking about.

Neither do I.

Then you don't mind if I
talk about something?

Of course not, Herr General.
Talk as much as you like.

Thank you.

Oh, may I help you
to the door?

( chuckling )

Who's on the air today?

Burkhalter and Klink.

Turn it up a bit.

They're my favorite
comedy team.

BURKHALTER:
How well do you know

Baron von Aukburg, Klink?

KLINK:
I don't really know him at all.

Oh? Not even slightly?

No, sir.

Then why are you
invited to the party

he's giving tonight?

I have not been
invited to any party.

The Gestapo showed me
the guest list.

Your name is right on the top.

That's very nice of him.

Why you, I wonder?

You're certainly not
a man of any importance.

Yes, sir.

No offense intended, Klink.

None taken, Herr General,
none taken.

Intelligence thinks

this party could be
some sort of a cover-up.

A cover-up?

Come closer.

( softly ):
I don't like to say it too loud.

The Gestapo has
reason to believe

that Baron van Aukburg

is giving information
to the enemy.

There's been a leak.

Kinch, radio headquarters,

tell them to get to the baron
to cancel the party.

Right, Colonel.

I can't believe it.

The baron is one
of our national heroes,

the idol of every German boy.

The symbol of loyalty,
fidelity, honor.

Now, why would a man like that
give away military information?

He is not giving away
any information, Klink.

He's selling it

for a quarter
of a million dollars.

A quarter of
a million dollars?

Well, that's a
little different.

Why is it different, Klink?

Because it's, uh...
so much worse.

I mean, to give away
something is one thing,

but to sell it
is something else.

General, when you said
the party was a cover-up,

what did you mean?

A cover-up for what?

The payoff.

Among the guests,

there will be
the baron's contact.

He's there to pick up
the information.

We'll be there to pick up
the two of them.

I still can't believe it.
Baron von Aukburg a traitor?

Could the Gestapo possibly
have made a mistake?

The Gestapo never
makes a mistake.

They pride themselves on
being right every time.

And half the time,
they are. ( laughs )

That's a little
joke I heard...

and I don't think
it's very funny.

I'd advise you to carry
a gun tonight.

A gun?!

Baron von Aukburg is not

going to give up
without a fight,

and there is no telling

how many others might
be in with him.

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

I am calling Headquarters.

They will send a division
and surround the house.

And arouse suspicion?

You're right, General.
A squad would be plenty.

Klink... the Gestapo will
have men all around us.

I would feel a lot easier

if they had a few
in front of us.

Sorry, Colonel,
but London says

they got no way
of contacting the baron.

Swell.

The baron's walking
right into a trap

and taking Klink with him.

Maybe we can
stop Klink from going?

No...

but we can
stop him from staying.

Now, you're sure you
did not misplace it, Fraulein Hilda?

Oh, quite sure,
Commandant.

( chuckles )
Well... can't go

to a party without
an invitation, can I?

Perhaps you could call
the baron, and he could...

Just don't give me any
suggestions, Fraulein Hilda.

Just say "yes" or "no."
And don't say "yes."

Don't you want to go
to the party, Colonel?

Not really.
There'll just be

a lot of drinking,
talking and shooting.

Shooting?
Shouting. Shouting.

From what I hear,
there's going to be

a very noisy crowd
at this party.

HOGAN:
Oh, Colonel?

Didn't I tell you
Schultz couldn't be trusted with the mail?

I found this just
outside our barracks. It's addressed to you.

Oh, to me?

Yeah, looks like
an invitation of some kind.

Yes, I'm afraid it is.

It's a lucky thing
I happened to find it.

Yes, it is
lucky, isn't it? What is it, a party?

Yes, you might say it is.

You look more like
it was a funeral.

Yes, you might
say that, too.

Well, whatever it is...
have fun.

( waltz playing )

Well, it looks like
a marvelous party, Colonel.

Don't be jumpy.

Oh, I'm all right.
It's just... Ooh!

Your coat, Colonel.

Oh, oh, yes, yes.

Oh, it is, it is, it is.

A marvelous party,
simply a marvelous party.

Why don't we go out
and have a smoke?

Klink, don't make
a fool of yourself.

We are here
to watch the baron.

We can watch him
through the window.

That way he won't know
that he's being watched.

Stop, Klink.

Look like you're
enjoying yourself.

I'm trying to, but
it's just waiting

for something happening
that's so difficult.

Once I'm in action,

I don't have a nerve
in my body. Colonel Klink?

I surrender.

There is a telephone
call for you, sir.

A telephone call?

Yes. You can take
it right over here.

Oh, uh, excuse me, General.

Colonel Klink speaking.

Yes.

( barking )
( mimicking alarm )

( like Schultz ):
Herr Kommandant, there's been an escape!

An escape?

A big one!

A riot?

Oh, that's marvelous!
Yes, I'll be right over.

Oh, thank you so much
for calling.

General.

I'm afraid I have to go
back to camp.

My coat, please.

There has been an escape,
a big escape.

Oh, I'm sorry
to be leaving this way,

but, uh, it sounds like
it's an absolute disaster.

Thank you. Excuse me.

Just got word from the
underground, Colonel.

The baron is safe.

What about the plans?

Well, they're
not so safe.

He left instructions
for the maid

to hide them in the lining
of Klink's overcoat.

He still thinks
you went as Klink.

If Klink got out safe,

the plans will be hanging
on his coat rack.

And if he didn't,
they'll be hanging

in a Gestapo cell.

Hey, we're in luck.
Klink just drove in.

Break out the champagne,
LeBeau.

What are we
celebrating?

You and I
are about to steal

a quarter-of-a-million-
dollar coat.

If you didn't call me,
Schultz, who did?

I don't know,
Herr Kommandant.

Maybe someone was
playing a joke.

A joke?

You think it's a joke
telephoning me

that prisoners are rioting,
that they're escaping?

You think that's funny?

Oh, no, Herr
Kommandant!

Good.
But do you think...

Schultz, I will ask
the questions!

Yes, sir.

Well?

Well, what?

Schultz, I said
I'll ask the questions.

Jawohl, Herr
Kommandant.

You sent for me,
Colonel?

He will ask the questions.

I'm not interested in questions.

What I want are some answers.

Answers for what?

Just a minute.

I'll ask the questions.

What's all this talk
about a prison break?

How do
you know? Schultz!

Oh, I know, you
ask the questions.

No, I'll ask the questions,
right, Colonel?

Of course.
Now, what was the question?

I resent the implication
there was any attempt

by the prisoners
to escape from this camp,

and I demand that you publicly
apologize to the men.

Apologize?

It's the prisoners
who tried to escape.

That isn't true!

When there's an escape,
you'll be the first to know.

I'll personally call you
from London.

That's very good
of you, Hogan.

What else
is an enemy for?

It's a little hot
in here.

Why don't we open
the window, huh?

There, that's better.

Schultz, why
don't you take the commandant's coat?

I don't want
my coat off!

Oh, I'm freezing.
Now please close the window.

See? You've
got chills.

You ought to get
out of that topcoat

and into
something warm.

I was warm
until you opened the window.

You shouldn't
be sitting here.

You should
be in bed.

If you'll just close
the window!

Forget about the window.

When you're sick,
I'll give the orders.

Right, Schultz?

I thought you are going
to ask the questions.

You're not well.

Probably too
much party, sir.

( clears throat )
Hogan, what are you doing?

You're tight.

You've got tense
muscles here.

Schultz, why don't
you help massage these muscles, hmm?

I don't want any...!

Ooh. Ooh, ooh, Schultz,
that's very relaxing.

Mmm.
See?

Mmm.

It's been a very
long day, sir.

Here, let me help
you with your coat.

Get out!

Klink, you stay.

I have some questions
to ask you.

Now he will ask
the questions.

Out!

Why did you leave the party
in such a hurry?

There was a call.
I know.

A call about a phony
prison break.

But I didn't know
that until I got here.

Herr General, surely
you don't believe that...

You better worry
what the Gestapo believes.

The Gestapo?

Baron von Aukburg
has disappeared.

He's disappeared
from the party?

Baron von Aukburg
wasn't even at the party.

What do you know
about this, Klink?

I know nothing.

The Gestapo thinks you do.

They will be stopping by
in the morning

and asking you
some questions.

You better have
the right answers.

You won't get any help
from me.

Of course not.

I have nothing
to hide, sir.

Don't tell me.

Tell the Gestapo.

I couldn't help
overhearing, Commandant,

and I know
just what you need.

You need some sleep, sir.
Here, let me have your coat.

Hogan, get out.

You don't need sleep?

I am suspected of
being a traitor,

and you expect
me to sleep?

Who could sleep?

I could sleep,
Herr Kommandant.

Get out. Everybody,
out, out, out, out!

Just nerves.

He really doesn't
get enough sleep.

Klink's still
wide awake, Colonel.

Still wearing the topcoat,
I suppose?

No, he finally
took it off.

He must be
getting warm

from all the pacing
he's doing.

He must be getting
tired, too.

He's been at it
all night long.

He's got
to sit down sometime.

Now, once he does, he's going
to start to doze off.

I can get in
and out of there

in ten seconds
and grab that coat.

He's going to keep pacing
that floor

until he's clear
about the Gestapo.

Well, there's something
about facing a firing squad

that makes a person
kind of restless.

Look, since there's no evidence
against Klink,

what can the Gestapo do?

Well, they'll simply ask him
a few questions,

they'll leave, he'll faint,
and we'll grab the coat.

I don't know.
Klink's kind of panicky.

One sign of guilt,
and off he goes.

Topcoat and all.

What we need
is a nice, friendly,

understanding Gestapo agent
to question him.

Those kind are a little tough
to find, aren't they, sir?

Oh, I don't know.

Just have to know
where to look.

Why you looking
at me, sir?

Wardrobe?

Yes, sir,
one Gestapo outfit, medium.

Makeup?
Coming right up.

Property man?
KINCH: Right, sir.

I don't think...
I need some military secrets

titled Operation
Dragonfly.

Get 'em right away.

Come on...

Hmm.

Colonel Klink?

Marvelous
reflexes, sir.

Break something?

What do you want, Hogan?

I know you're
worried

about this business
with the Gestapo, sir.

If there's anything
I can do...

Why should I be worried
about the Gestapo?

I've done nothing.

I don't feel guilty
about anything.

Of course not.

In my opinion, there isn't

a more loyal officer
in the Luftwaffe.

That is very good of you
to say so, Hogan.

I'd say it here,
I'd say it at your trial.

Well, I appreciate it.

Trial?

There isn't going
to be any trial, Hogan.

Well, then I'd insist
on one, sir.

Surely you're
entitled to a trial

before they shoot you.

Shoot me? What for?

Now, you said yourself
that I was a loyal officer.

I have served my country
faithfully and honorably.

Of course, sir.

I just hope General
Burkhalter realizes

what a good man
he's losing. That's right.

Maybe now he will appreciate me

a little bit more
when I'm-I'm...

I'm innocent, Hogan.

That's why I think
you should ask for a trial, sir.

Yes, I will.
Fight it.

Fight it with
everything you've got.

Yes, I fight it.

What have I got?

How are you
at screaming hysterically?

Colonel Hogan!

I would rather die
than beg for mercy.

A German officer
does not plead

or crawl just
in order to...

Herr Schmidt
of the Gestapo.

Please send
him in.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler.

You are Colonel Klink?

Me? Oh, oh, yes,
I'm Colonel Klink.

And the Luftwaffe
never has had

a finer officer ever.

None more brave,
none more honorable,

none more innocent.

( laughs nervously )

CARTER:
The Colonel's record speaks for itself.

That's very nice of you
to say so, Herr Schmidt.

Who is this man?

Colonel Hogan,
Senior Prisoner of War Officer here, sir.

Oh.

What do you know
about Baron von Aukburg?

Nothing. I don't know him
personally at all.

Why were you invited
to the party?

I don't know.

Why were you called away

from the party
by a fake phone call?

I don't know.

Who does know?

I don't know.

Colonel Klink,

is there anything else
you can add

to what you've already told me?

Nothing, I swear to you.

I don't know anything
about this.

You sure?

I'll give you my word

of honor, Herr Schmidt.

Well, that's
good enough for me.

It is?

You hardly look
like the type of man

who would sell out
his own country.

Never.

I appreciate
your cooperation.

I hope I haven't taken up
too much of your time.

I like to be at the, uh,
disposal of the Gestapo.

I always like
to cooperate.

( laughs )
Yes. It's a shame

more people don't feel
that way, Klink.

It would save me
so much time and trouble.

Well, I have nothing
to hide.

My conscience is clear.

I've always said,
there's no reason

for an innocent
man to be afraid.

Very true, Colonel.

Uh, thanks once again
for all your help.

My pleasure, sir.

If there's anything
else I can tell you,

please let me know.

Now, there's an agent
who knows his business.

Obviously a man of
superior intelligence,

wouldn't you
say so, Hogan?

I'm not sure.
I didn't like his looks.

The important
thing is that he liked mine.

He knew
that I was innocent.

There's something very
wrong about that guy.

Something very wrong.

What do you mean, wrong?

He was right about me.

He knew I was not involved
with the baron.

( snaps fingers )

That's it. He was
no Gestapo agent.

He's Baron von Aukburg.

Von Aukburg?

He was here pumping
you for information.

Information from me?

You're close
to Burkhalter.

You'd know about
all the roadblocks that were set up,

how many troops
were called out.

You'd know all
those things.

I would?

I must say, though,

you certainly didn't
tell him anything.

Well, I didn't have
anything to...

I, uh, don't tell, uh,

everything I know.

Especially the Gestapo.

No, you don't.

We may still
be able to stop him at the gate.

Right. Fraulein Hilda,
get me the main gate.

Main gate,

this is Colonel
Klink speaking.

Has a Gestapo agent

come through there lately?

Good, good. Now, when he does,
you hold him till I get there.

He's medium height,
early forties, gray mustache,

and he wears glasses,
and he's dressed in, um...

Black hat,
black topcoat.

Black hat, black topcoat.

Oh, yes.

There is a long, thin scar
down the middle of his face.

Let's go, Hogan.

Colonel Klink, that topcoat.

That's not my coat!

It's not? Are you sure?

Well, of course not.

Look, this is a black coat.

It doesn't have
a fur collar.

It doesn't even have
an insignia on the shoulders.

By golly, you're right.

Do you think the baron
took your coat by mistake?

I don't know.

There have been a lot of people
in and out of here lately.

That's true. But I go along
with your hunch about the baron.

See if there's any
name on the label.

No.

Anything in the pockets?

Oh, here.

A letter, but there's no name,
no address.

The baron's
secret papers!

Secret papers?

Operation Dragonfly?

Sly one. You knew
the papers were in there all the time.

Well, I... I...
But how did you manage

to switch coats
with the baron?

Well, I...

Oh, you're going
to get a medal for this, you know.

Yes, I should,
shouldn't I?

You knew Schmidt was the baron
all the time.

I knew it the moment
he came through this door.

But how, Colonel Klink?
How did you know?

The baron was obviously
an old Heidelberg man.

That long, thin scar.

A dead giveaway.

Yes, the baron was
clever, all right,

but not quite
clever enough.

Now, I don't
want to sound

like I'm blowing my
own horn, but, uh...

You sound
like a whole brass band.

Well, I just
wanted you to hear that I-I-I...

A shut mouth, Klink.

That's what I would like
to hear.

Not another word
out of me, sir. Good.

What are those plans,
Gruber?

Operation Dragonfly.

I've never seen
them before.

If the Gestapo hasn't
seen it,

it really must be
top secret.

Without question.

If the enemy had
gotten these papers,

who knows what might
have happened?

Well, Herr Gruber,
I'm glad to say

I was able to prevent that.

I think the hofbrau band
is tuning up again.

Excuse me, Colonel.
Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't know
you were busy.

Come right
in, Hogan.

We were just
discussing

the little incident
of this morning.

Yes, Colonel Klink
was brilliant.

Mm-hmm.
So he has been telling us.

This stuff must
really be dynamite.

What all
is here, huh?

Hogan, it is
top secret.

What do you
think I am,

some kind
of blabbermouth?

This must be destroyed
immediately.

Yes, sir, an
excellent idea.

May I, sir?

The only way
to get rid of secret papers.

Mission accomplished.
Come, Gruber.

I sure have to hand it
to you, Colonel.

You certainly know how
to dispose of secret papers.

It's the
efficient way.

You must have a lot of them
in your desk, sir.

My desk?

You just set it on fire.

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