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Listen up, people.
My dad's out there,
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somewhere on the loose
with five Centurion helmets.
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It's only a matter of time before
he pops up and makes his move.
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So, how do we stop him?
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We shall destroy
J'Son of Spartax!
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Okay, you get points
for consistency, Drax,
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but none of our weapons can
stand up to those helmets.
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- I am Groot.
- You read my mind, bud.
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Only one gearhead in the galaxy
can engineer that kind of boom...
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Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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The greatest weapons designer in
the history of the known universe?
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You guys got
no culture whatsoever!
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Trading knives!
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Collectible targets!
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And my "piece de resistance",
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Ja Kyee's patented
Universal Hex Bolt!
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- Hey, cool!
- Ah-ah-ah! Don't touch, Quill.
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In fact, don't even
look at it no more, okay?
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Just go, go, go!
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So, like I was saying,
if anyone has a weapon
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that can stop J'Son and the
Centurion helmets, it's Jackie.
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Rocket may be right. Thanos
considered Ja Kyee's work
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dangerous enough to keep tabs on her,
but she went into hiding years ago.
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Not "hiding," Gamora, retirement.
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Legend has it she created a
doomsday device so powerful
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that Nova Corps paid her a
fortune not to build it.
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Eh, she found a quiet
little planet and lives in seclusion.
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Okay, new plan: Get Jackie to make us
a sweet little anti-helmet weapon.
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Eh, Jackie hates Spartax,
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so she'll definitely wanna
help us stick it to J'Son.
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- But how will we locate her?
- Finding her's easy.
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Getting past her totally fearsome
planet-wide security system?
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Not so much.
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And you know this
from experience?
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What? I just wanted
her autograph.
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You know, maybe a selfie.
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And her approval.
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Okay, this is it, people.
Battle stations!
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We're passing through
the sensor net...
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now!
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Huh. That's weird.
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Last time, I had about
12 anti-matter missiles
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screaming down my tail.
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So much for those
impenetrable defenses.
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Hey! Show some respect.
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She must've upgraded to
something even more powerful.
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And invisible.
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Or something happened to her.
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Okay, this does not look
like a planet I'd want to retire to.
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It looks like a place of
rampant destruction. I like it.
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I am Groot.
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What? I wanna show off my
new remote control to Jackie.
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Assuming she's alive.
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Trespassers will
be terminated on sight.
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Guys, this is
one of Jackie's classic designs!
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A J.L. Sentry!
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Just look at the engineering!
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The balance between
armor and firepower!
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Oh, this thing is a work of art!
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Uh, Rocket, your "work of art" is
about to paint the floor with us!
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*MARVEL'S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY*
Season 02 Episode 17 Title: "Mr. Roboto"
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Trespassers will be
terminated on sight.
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Look at the rate of fire!
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It's totally gonna terminate us!
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Terminate this!
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Drax! You know how
lucky you are to get pounded
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by an actual J.L. Sentry?
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Ooh-hoo! I bet it's
gonna shoot missiles!
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I am Groot!
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- I am Groot!
- Called it!
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I'll never wash this suit again.
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Why start now?
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Everyone back to the Milano!
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Quick! Quick!
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Somebody get
a picture of me with the...
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Let me handle this.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Yeah, you know, we're looking for
the Chitauri Adventure Water Park.
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But it doesn't look
like this is it,
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so we'll just be on...
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You trespassers will
be tried and found guilty.
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The penalty is termination.
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- Uh, spoiler alert...
- Whoa!
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Is Jackie's security
system the best or what?
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This doesn't feel right.
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Why would Jackie retire
to a war zone?
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The greatest weapons designer
in the galaxy?
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Why wouldn't she?
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Well, if we can just talk to her,
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I'm sure we can sort this
whole thing out with the robots.
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Doubt it.
I'm their prisoner too.
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Ja... Ja... Ja...
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Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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Call me Jackie.
And you are?
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The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Meet Gamora, Drax, and Groot.
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I'm Peter Quill,
also known as Star-Lord.
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"Star-Lord"? You're Spartaxian!
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Wou... Would you sign...
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hex bolt?
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Sign my... Please!
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And this is your stalk...
Your number one fan Rocket.
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Why are you here?
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We came for your help to fight
my father, J'Son of Spartax.
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'Course, that was when
we expected to find
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you retired to a
technological paradise,
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not a prisoner
on a war-torn wasteland.
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What happened here?
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The tragedy
of unintended consequences.
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After a lifetime
designing weapons of war,
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I wanted to build something
to help people.
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I started by adding an adaptive
learning capability to my robots.
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But their command
programming was too basic.
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They only learned to
become more war-like.
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My guardian robots, the Sentries,
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turned against my combat
model, the Ultroids.
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I had to do something before
their war engulfed this planet
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and spread beyond it.
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I had no choice but to
build my doomsday device...
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An E.M.P. detonator powerful enough
to destroy every robot on the planet.
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But... before I could use it,
I was captured. And here we are.
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So, these robots of
yours, do they, like,
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you know, turn into anything else?
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You know, like trucks
or planes and stuff?
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Oh, what a dumb idea.
Don't embarrass me in front of Jackie!
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Shapeshifting robots.
Intriguing.
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Ah. The applications are endless.
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I was just gonna say the
same thing myself.
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Almighty Engineer Lrurt.
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Betrayer of your own creations,
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I implore you for the final time
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to build us a weapon to
defeat the Ultroid menace.
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And I say for the final time
that I will build no more weapons.
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Then I must resort to
other methods of persuasion.
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Methods far less
pleasant for biologicals.
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Let her go, ya miserable,
yet magnificent, hunks of junk!
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This is an outrage! A travesty of
an injustice against the universe!
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We gotta save her! Guys?
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- Uh,
- I am Groot?
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Okay. But remember, rescuing
Jackie was my idea.
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Almighty
Engineer and traitor Lrurt,
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this device will overload the
pain structures in your brain.
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You will cooperate or perish.
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Ah, there are too many of them.
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How 'bout I even the odds?
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Don't damage 'em too bad!
They lose their collective value!
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Gamora, behind you!
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I am Groot!
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Eat magma, metal-head!
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Okay, not my best battle cry.
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Hmm. Not many warriors have the
skill to defeat my J.L. Sentries.
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And your ship is quite impressive.
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Well, I've been working
on it my whole life.
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The Milano's one of a kind.
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Everyone in the Milano! Rocket,
get Jackie out of these restraints!
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Wait a minute, Quill! I don't know
if I can get these things open!
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Figure it out on the way!
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Quill, what are you...
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Oh, your designs are so elegant.
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The use of superconducting magnets
and quantum-vacuum solenoids... genius!
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And the Universal Hex Bolts
to integrate components?
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Well... Focus!
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Remove the hex bolt
at the primary linkage.
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Oh. Yeah. Duh.
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I didn't do tha-a-a-at!
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Hang on, Jackie! I got you!
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Pretty good rescue, huh?
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Well, we're alive. Now run!
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We lost the tractor beam!
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Swing around.
We'll take care of the Sentries.
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I am Groot!
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Now we just need to hold
this position until...
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Supreme Builder Ja Kyee Lrurt.
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Are those Ultroids?
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You are under the protection
of the Ultroid Alliance.
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And our prisoner for your
crimes against robot-kind.
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Oh, this day can't
get any better.
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You mean it can't get any worse.
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Next time you have a death
wish, leave me out of it.
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Jackie, Rocket, fall back now!
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- Wait! I wanna see who wins!
- What? Come on!
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Sentries versus Ultroids!
It's the best fight ever!
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Appreciate the save, Guardians.
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I wish there was a
way I could repay you.
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I don't know. Maybe we
could be best friends
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and hang out together and blow
stuff up, like, all the time.
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You mentioned you actually built
your doomsday weapon.
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Yeah, my jerk dad's got these
ancient Centurion helmets
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that make him kind of invincible.
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So maybe we could borrow
your E.M.P. thingie?
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I mean, we'll bring it right back.
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Problem is, my weapon is secure
inside the Ultroid fortress.
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It's useless to them, though, because
I'm the only one who can operate it.
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So, we raid the fortress, grab
the weapon, and blow 'em all up.
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- Problem solved.
- Or maybe we can
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talk the Ultroids into
giving up the weapon.
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You know, if I've learned
anything from movies and TV,
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it's how to teach robots a lesson
about the futility of war.
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Eh, bear with me.
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This is an Earth game
called tic-tac-toe.
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Players take turns putting
X's and O's on the board.
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The object is to get three in a row.
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But once you know
the simple strategy,
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every game ends in a draw.
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When you realize that nobody
can win, you stop playing.
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Same thing with war. Boom.
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Let me try. Drax the
Destroyer wins at all things.
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That did not count!
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Drax was still learning the rules.
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So Quill's dumb Earth game
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is gonna teach the robots
the error of their ways?
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Give me a break.
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His idea is elegant in its simplicity.
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- It could work.
- I am being cheated! Again!
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Quill!
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I have beaten your game,
Quill... by destroying it!
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- Ha!
- See, this...
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This is why
we can't have nice things.
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That's the Ultroid fortress.
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My E.M.P. generator is inside.
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How do we get past all those
Sentries and Ultroids?
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Relax.
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Just get as close as you can
and let me do the talking.
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You Ultroids have stolen
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Almighty Engineer Lrurt
from our protection.
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I know you intend to have
her use the ultimate weapon
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to eradicate all Sentry
units from this planet.
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Your accusations are false, Sentry.
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I know you are forcing the Supreme
Builder to create a new weapon
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to destroy all Ultroid-kind.
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Prepare to fire.
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Now that I've got
your attention,
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shall we play a game?
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This is a logic test
from my home world.
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Only the most intelligent
can truly master it.
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Now, let me go over the rules.
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Okay, so each side takes a
turn drawing an "X" or an "O"
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- right here on this grid.
- Perhaps we have
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- Whoever gets three in a row,
- underestimated Quill's plan.
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Wins.
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No. It's a terrible plan.
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But we only needed
the distraction.
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I knew it!
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I'll get that blast door op...
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00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,689
Well done, Rodent.
247
00:13:39,096 --> 00:13:40,896
Trust me, you don't
want to call him...
248
00:13:41,002 --> 00:13:43,179
Jackie can call me
whatever she wants.
249
00:13:43,686 --> 00:13:45,500
I am Groot.
250
00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:53,324
Force field deactivated.
251
00:13:58,817 --> 00:14:00,757
Try not to
slow us down, Rodent.
252
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:02,992
"Rodent."
253
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,918
That's... That's a good one, Jackie.
254
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:11,454
And that is tic-tac-toe,
my metal friends.
255
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:14,220
So, who wants to play?
256
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,795
I calculate
this game is un-winable.
257
00:14:16,882 --> 00:14:19,525
Agreed. Blast the biological.
258
00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:20,814
What?
259
00:14:21,363 --> 00:14:22,916
Oh, hey, now!
260
00:14:31,124 --> 00:14:33,576
I... I can't believe I'm here.
261
00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:38,683
It'll take some time
to build up a charge.
262
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,028
It's... It's...
263
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:45,267
It's like a dream...
A beautiful, beautiful dream.
264
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,090
Wait! Don't touch those!
265
00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:49,168
Huh?
266
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,395
Intruders, prepare to be terminated.
267
00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:59,258
And the dream is now a nightmare.
268
00:15:02,095 --> 00:15:05,247
The Supreme Builder has
activated the doomsday weapon.
269
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,653
Destroy it.
270
00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:11,846
No! The weapon!
271
00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:14,479
Capture the Supreme Builder.
272
00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:17,785
- Terminate the intruders.
- Quick, get in the mech suits!
273
00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:20,557
- But Jackie said not to touch them.
- The Rodent's right.
274
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:23,003
The suits will give us
protection and firepower.
275
00:15:27,756 --> 00:15:31,045
I know you're my hero and all,
Jackie, but I changed my mind.
276
00:15:31,185 --> 00:15:33,465
Don't call me "Rodent"!
277
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:44,102
So you don't like
tic-tac-toe. How about tag?
278
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,801
You're it.
279
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,522
Okay, how about 20 questions?
280
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,495
Destroy the biological.
281
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,734
That is not a question.
282
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:03,730
Fine. Well, I've got
a question for you.
283
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,549
What's the meaning of life?
284
00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:09,854
Here's another one. Which came
first, the chicken or the egg?
285
00:16:10,508 --> 00:16:12,569
No? Nothing? Okay.
286
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:15,920
Uh, bet you can't calculate
pi to the last digit.
287
00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:21,856
Ha-ha! There is no
final digit for pi!
288
00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:25,217
That'll melt your mainframe.
289
00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:33,826
How'd your talking strategy go?
290
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:37,526
I got them to agree on one
thing... uh, blasting me.
291
00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,910
This is how I do my best talking!
292
00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:59,930
I am Groot!
293
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,150
Okay.
294
00:17:02,199 --> 00:17:03,848
I'm thinking we may
not be able to talk...
295
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:06,850
And by "talk," I mean "shoot"...
Our way out of this either.
296
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:10,316
Ain't no problem can't
be solved by blowing it up!
297
00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:15,787
We're shutting it down
with an E.M.P.
298
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,186
Please tell me you found
the doomsday device.
299
00:17:18,473 --> 00:17:21,007
We did,
but the robots blew it up.
300
00:17:21,092 --> 00:17:23,273
The robots blew up the thing
we need to blow them up.
301
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:25,033
I'm aware of the irony!
302
00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:26,409
The real irony is that I thought
303
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,927
I could help people
by building these things.
304
00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:30,293
That's it!
305
00:17:30,327 --> 00:17:32,864
We can't talk our way
out or blast our way out,
306
00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:35,390
but... we can build our way out!
307
00:17:37,426 --> 00:17:39,766
Now's not a
good time to tinker!
308
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,779
Just trust me.
309
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:02,392
Ohh, it's brilliant. Keep going.
310
00:18:02,593 --> 00:18:04,431
Everyone form up on me!
311
00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,037
What is happening?
312
00:18:09,106 --> 00:18:12,304
All of Jackie's creations
use Universal Hex Bolts.
313
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,283
They make her machines customizable.
314
00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,569
So I'm customizing.
315
00:18:16,849 --> 00:18:18,562
I am Groot?
316
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:22,145
Gammy, Groot, don't move.
317
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,478
Ladies, gentlemen, and vegetables,
318
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,476
I give you the Jackie-hammer!
319
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:36,923
Mm. Like the name.
320
00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:40,482
Shape-shifting robot!
Totally called it!
321
00:18:50,121 --> 00:18:53,776
Yes! Drax the Destroyer
wishes to punch some more!
322
00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:59,301
Uh, Drax, wish granted.
323
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,480
Armor can't take
much more of this.
324
00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:04,790
Rocket, I need you to modulate the
core so it can expel all its power
325
00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:06,672
in a single electromagnetic pulse.
326
00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:07,980
An E.M.P.
327
00:19:08,177 --> 00:19:10,724
Just like your doomsday device?
But... But that'll...
328
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,844
Deactivate all the robots
on the planet,
329
00:19:12,925 --> 00:19:14,261
including this one.
330
00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:16,453
I'm trusting you
to do this, Rocket.
331
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,726
You're trusting me?
332
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,781
I won't let you down, Jackie.
333
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:40,202
Rocket, hurry!
334
00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:43,021
Okay, let 'em have it!
335
00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:04,050
Rocket, you saved us.
336
00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:06,832
Yeah, and all I had to do
was destroy
337
00:20:06,912 --> 00:20:09,478
every one of Jackie's creations.
338
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,789
You sure you don't want
to come with us, Jackie?
339
00:20:15,908 --> 00:20:19,066
Nah. Too many broken
things to fix around here.
340
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,903
I signed it.
341
00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:29,543
- To keep you inspired.
- Huh?
342
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:33,842
Truth is, my E.M.P. weapon won't
work on Nova Centurion helmets.
343
00:20:34,002 --> 00:20:36,245
Their tech is so
ancient and complicated,
344
00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:37,998
even I couldn't figure it out.
345
00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:41,268
But... you're Ja Kyee Lrurt.
346
00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:43,461
They say successors
first have to destroy
347
00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:45,916
their masters' works
before they surpass them.
348
00:20:46,182 --> 00:20:48,635
Wait. Y-You mean I'm
349
00:20:48,722 --> 00:20:51,307
your successor?
350
00:20:51,427 --> 00:20:53,127
That's why I retired.
351
00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:54,771
I knew that little Roden...
352
00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:58,466
Uh, young upstart would get
past my defenses someday.
353
00:20:58,694 --> 00:21:01,759
And I'll bet you can get
past Nova Centurion tech too.
354
00:21:02,299 --> 00:21:05,679
Now go grab the title.
You've earned it.
355
00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:11,050
You heard the lady, Quill.
356
00:21:11,264 --> 00:21:13,989
Let's fire up the Milano!
357
00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:16,371
Yeah, about that.
358
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:18,808
Um, I have an idea
for your next project.
359
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:21,001
Maybe you can build us
a new remote control.
360
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:24,497
Oh, I already
got a back-up system.
361
00:21:24,747 --> 00:21:28,747
It's called get your flargin' butt
up there and bring back my ship!
362
00:21:30,276 --> 00:21:32,676
Rocket!
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