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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,157 --> 00:00:02,424 [ Wling ] 2 00:00:07,313 --> 00:00:11,511 Who knew a flying rock covered in Symbiote gunk could move this fast? 3 00:00:12,737 --> 00:00:14,096 I am Groot. 4 00:00:14,284 --> 00:00:15,612 Well, that's good news. 5 00:00:15,737 --> 00:00:18,800 Groot says this goop grenade's heading straight for Spartax. 6 00:00:18,941 --> 00:00:21,745 My family is on Spartax, Rocket. 7 00:00:21,823 --> 00:00:25,456 How is being infested by vicious ink creatures good news? 8 00:00:25,675 --> 00:00:27,769 I thought you hated your dad, Quill. 9 00:00:27,886 --> 00:00:31,447 That doesn't mean I want my sister and billions of people 10 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:34,448 covered in feral, rage-fueled Symbiotes! 11 00:00:34,557 --> 00:00:38,128 Agreed. It would be an inappropriate form of vengeance. 12 00:00:38,258 --> 00:00:40,581 Drax the Destroyer knows vengeance. 13 00:00:40,675 --> 00:00:42,378 And not much else. 14 00:00:42,511 --> 00:00:44,144 Okay, look. Here's an idea. 15 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:47,573 What say we warn my baby sis about the space parasite fastball 16 00:00:47,667 --> 00:00:49,683 speeding toward her planet? 17 00:00:49,808 --> 00:00:52,026 Okay, you are not my baby sis. 18 00:00:52,128 --> 00:00:54,269 This is General Glogug. 19 00:00:54,331 --> 00:00:57,300 Empress Victoria is not to be disturbed. 20 00:00:57,408 --> 00:01:00,167 Especially by you, Star-Lord. 21 00:01:00,245 --> 00:01:02,659 Really? Well, I think she'd wanna know. 22 00:01:02,745 --> 00:01:05,847 About the Symbiote-infested comet you're chasing? 23 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:10,276 I assure you, we have that situation well in hand. 24 00:01:10,573 --> 00:01:14,223 The comet will be destroyed as soon as it is within range. 25 00:01:14,566 --> 00:01:16,358 We already tried that. 26 00:01:16,456 --> 00:01:20,456 If you blow up the comet, it'll just rain down Symbiotes all over Spartax. 27 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,667 No offense, but the Spartax Imperial Fleet 28 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,089 is far more sophisticated than a single derelict ship 29 00:01:27,222 --> 00:01:31,308 manned by a ragtag band of pseudo-pirates. 30 00:01:31,581 --> 00:01:35,394 Why do people always say "no offense" right before they offend you? 31 00:01:35,612 --> 00:01:38,972 More importantly, how do we get Victoria's attention now? 32 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,214 We can't shout in the vacuum of space. 33 00:01:41,378 --> 00:01:42,518 You're right, Gamora, 34 00:01:42,675 --> 00:01:44,564 so I'm gonna have to shout a little louder. 35 00:01:44,658 --> 00:01:45,855 [grunts] 36 00:01:49,628 --> 00:01:52,261 I told the Star-Lord you were engaged 37 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:56,573 in a delicate military operation and shooed him away. 38 00:01:56,729 --> 00:01:59,995 And that worked? My brother is nothing if not persistent. 39 00:02:00,081 --> 00:02:01,394 [Quill screams, grunts] [thud] 40 00:02:02,127 --> 00:02:03,955 Ohhh... [glass squeaking] 41 00:02:04,339 --> 00:02:05,598 [Victoria sighs] 42 00:02:05,644 --> 00:02:09,253 Open hatch 5 before he drools all over the windshield. 43 00:02:11,894 --> 00:02:14,581 Baby sis, look. I knew you'd... 44 00:02:15,019 --> 00:02:16,042 Aah! Ow. 45 00:02:16,153 --> 00:02:20,059 What part of "delicate military operation" did you not comprehend? 46 00:02:20,245 --> 00:02:23,152 Look, we were trying to warn you not to blow up that comet. 47 00:02:23,207 --> 00:02:27,699 The comet you created by blowing up an entire planet, if my intel is accurate? 48 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,449 Well, does your "intel" mention that comet is full of... 49 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:34,102 Space parasites that turn people into feral rage monsters. 50 00:02:34,138 --> 00:02:37,074 I know what Symbiotes are, Peter. Okay, so you know then 51 00:02:37,141 --> 00:02:41,310 that the only things that even slow 'em down are electricity, sound, and massive heat. 52 00:02:41,345 --> 00:02:43,364 Blowing up, not so much. 53 00:02:43,401 --> 00:02:46,180 If even a fragment of that comet lands on Spartax... 54 00:02:46,217 --> 00:02:48,348 Empress, the comet's nearly in range. 55 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,539 What are your orders? 56 00:02:54,358 --> 00:02:57,246 Tell the fleet to fall back and everyone aboard to abandon ship. 57 00:02:57,283 --> 00:02:58,559 Empress? Say what now? 58 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:03,250 That's an order, General. [alarm blaring] 59 00:03:03,287 --> 00:03:06,188 [General Glogug over P.A.] All personnel, evacuate the ship. 60 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:08,257 This is not a drill. 61 00:03:12,096 --> 00:03:14,208 Okay, it's been awhile since I've been on this ship, 62 00:03:14,245 --> 00:03:16,109 but aren't the escape pods the other way? 63 00:03:16,146 --> 00:03:20,469 They are. Take one and evacuate. I have an empire to save. 64 00:03:25,923 --> 00:03:28,727 So how do you save an empire with no one else on the ship? 65 00:03:28,868 --> 00:03:31,180 By deliberately smashing this ship into the comet. 66 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:34,509 - Why are you still aboard? - [laughs] I'm sorry. 67 00:03:34,602 --> 00:03:38,344 I thought you just said, "Smash this ship into the comet." 68 00:03:38,557 --> 00:03:40,407 [engine revving] 69 00:03:41,165 --> 00:03:45,313 Wait. You're really gonna smash this ship into the comet? 70 00:03:57,406 --> 00:04:00,414 Vicky, do not smash the ship into the comet. 71 00:04:00,523 --> 00:04:03,297 You were right, Peter. Blowing it up won't work. 72 00:04:03,414 --> 00:04:06,344 But the fuel on this ship should bring enough massive heat 73 00:04:06,422 --> 00:04:09,078 to incinerate every last Symbiote on that comet. 74 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,742 What about the part where we incinerate with it? 75 00:04:11,796 --> 00:04:15,094 Why do you think I ordered you to abandon ship? 76 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,226 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 77 00:04:17,367 --> 00:04:20,015 This is what a true leader does. 78 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:23,320 They put the needs of their people over their own petty survival. 79 00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:27,156 Well, it's kind of hard to lead from the middle of a flaming inferno. 80 00:04:27,311 --> 00:04:28,640 [beeping] 81 00:04:33,288 --> 00:04:35,620 How about instead we graze the comet on one side, 82 00:04:35,683 --> 00:04:38,847 while the Milano pulls on the other side with a tractor beam? 83 00:04:39,049 --> 00:04:42,769 Look, we might be able to deflect it away from Spartax and into the sun, 84 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:44,339 like a bank shot in pool. 85 00:04:44,472 --> 00:04:47,042 Why would you shoot something while swimming? 86 00:04:47,222 --> 00:04:49,050 It's an Earth thing. Don't worry. I got this. 87 00:04:49,174 --> 00:04:50,785 - Quill, what's going on? - Huh? 88 00:04:50,971 --> 00:04:53,167 Guys, execute Plan Bank Shot: 89 00:04:53,323 --> 00:04:54,964 Eight Ball in the Side Pocket. 90 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:57,019 They actually know what that means? 91 00:04:57,175 --> 00:04:59,487 Oh, yeah. Another krutackin' 92 00:04:59,589 --> 00:05:01,980 stupid Quill plan we never tried. 93 00:05:02,322 --> 00:05:04,314 - I will not do this untested. - I... 94 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:06,119 Sorry, sis, but you gotta trust me. 95 00:05:06,151 --> 00:05:07,932 [grunting] No, I don't! 96 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:11,066 Aw, come on. Just trust me a little. 97 00:05:11,142 --> 00:05:12,277 No. Why not? 98 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,902 Past experience. 99 00:05:14,353 --> 00:05:15,503 [both gasp] 100 00:05:17,121 --> 00:05:18,954 [soft mechanical whining] 101 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:24,240 This stupid plan of yours better work, Quill! [grunts] 102 00:05:27,682 --> 00:05:30,375 [Quill] Why does nobody trust my plan? 103 00:05:36,282 --> 00:05:37,872 Yes! Told ya! 104 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:40,079 Now let's get off this rock. 105 00:05:41,148 --> 00:05:43,368 Aw, krutack. 106 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,439 Excellent. We've upgraded from being a flaming inferno 107 00:05:49,501 --> 00:05:51,275 to being covered with Symbiotes! 108 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:54,173 No wonder Father left you with pirates. 109 00:05:56,719 --> 00:06:00,282 [Spartaxian officer] Imperial Fleet in reach. Cannon locked on target. 110 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,343 Sir, we're awaiting orders from the empress, 111 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,282 but her flagship does not respond. 112 00:06:09,681 --> 00:06:10,829 Hmm? 113 00:06:10,931 --> 00:06:13,540 Then we must assume the worst. 114 00:06:20,626 --> 00:06:22,540 Quill, you alive under that gunk? 115 00:06:22,610 --> 00:06:24,782 [static] Guys... [unintelligible] 116 00:06:24,923 --> 00:06:27,259 I can hear you, but I cannot understand you. 117 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:28,759 That's nothing new. 118 00:06:28,898 --> 00:06:31,140 Vicky and I... [continues unintelligible] 119 00:06:31,204 --> 00:06:33,085 Attention Spartax forces. 120 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,165 Empress Victoria and the Star-Lord 121 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:36,907 have been overwhelmed by Symbiotes. 122 00:06:36,970 --> 00:06:39,001 I am taking command of this fleet. 123 00:06:39,063 --> 00:06:40,813 Prepare to destroy that comet. 124 00:06:40,938 --> 00:06:42,367 General, hold your fire. 125 00:06:42,454 --> 00:06:45,087 The Star-Lord and Empress Victoria are still alive. 126 00:06:45,164 --> 00:06:47,257 Their flagship's inside the comet. 127 00:06:47,345 --> 00:06:50,352 You'll forgive me if I don't trust the word 128 00:06:50,407 --> 00:06:52,746 - of a daughter of Thanos. - Ugh! 129 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:55,852 Then trust the word of Drax the Destroyer. 130 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:58,501 That comet is no threat to Spartax, General. 131 00:06:58,610 --> 00:07:00,806 It is heading straight for your sun. 132 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:02,571 I am Groot. 133 00:07:02,743 --> 00:07:04,727 If you won't take our word, then at least give us 134 00:07:04,806 --> 00:07:06,649 the chance to save our friends. 135 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:08,493 Or you could just go down in history 136 00:07:08,563 --> 00:07:11,532 as the dimwit who blew up your own empress and prince! 137 00:07:11,727 --> 00:07:14,438 Hmm? Fine. 138 00:07:14,548 --> 00:07:18,126 If you're going to prove me wrong, then do it quickly. 139 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:21,493 You heard the man. Get a move on! 140 00:07:23,114 --> 00:07:26,747 [hissing, growling] 141 00:07:28,213 --> 00:07:29,546 [thudding] 142 00:07:31,762 --> 00:07:33,831 That should keep the Symbiotes out. 143 00:07:33,893 --> 00:07:35,996 For now. Don't worry, baby sis. 144 00:07:36,021 --> 00:07:38,331 If the blobs break through, I'll be ready. 145 00:07:38,464 --> 00:07:41,728 As will I, big bro. 146 00:07:41,859 --> 00:07:44,692 [hissing, growling continue] 147 00:07:45,035 --> 00:07:47,339 I'm ready to make my last stand. 148 00:07:47,407 --> 00:07:49,473 Yeah, well, I'm not. 149 00:07:50,681 --> 00:07:51,871 And we may not have to. 150 00:07:51,914 --> 00:07:54,500 Symbiotes are vulnerable to sound, remember? 151 00:07:54,738 --> 00:07:56,277 I don't think they're gonna keel over 152 00:07:56,349 --> 00:07:58,730 just because of your bad taste in music, brother. 153 00:07:58,838 --> 00:08:01,605 Never underestimate the power of the Top 40. 154 00:08:03,978 --> 00:08:06,036 [button clicks] [over P.A.] This is DJ Star-Lord 155 00:08:06,123 --> 00:08:08,635 with a special dedication going out to Empress Victoria 156 00:08:08,687 --> 00:08:12,314 called "Get Off My Ship, You Freaky Parasites." 157 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:16,486 Classic rock over P.A... 158 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:19,572 [screeching] 159 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:24,719 [growling, hissing stop] You actually did it. 160 00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:25,766 [distorted, stops] 161 00:08:25,803 --> 00:08:27,688 My tunes! 162 00:08:27,725 --> 00:08:30,244 [hissing, growling resumes] I think we have bigger problems. 163 00:08:30,316 --> 00:08:33,137 [roaring] Uhh... 164 00:08:38,462 --> 00:08:41,003 Hang on, baby sis. Peter, forgeto rewind your primitive music player, 165 00:08:41,027 --> 00:08:43,126 and help me fight these Symbiotes! 166 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:45,119 [screeching] 167 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:47,908 [grunting] 168 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:51,260 Switch to lightning. I got you covered. 169 00:08:52,877 --> 00:08:55,518 Oh! [screeching] 170 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:59,815 Maybe you should watch your own back before you offer to watch mine. 171 00:09:04,312 --> 00:09:06,310 [hissing, growling] 172 00:09:06,471 --> 00:09:08,413 Sounds like more guests. 173 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,729 Let's not be here when they arrive. 174 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:17,190 [hissing, growling continue] 175 00:09:19,846 --> 00:09:22,018 So you are a survivor. 176 00:09:22,152 --> 00:09:24,041 If those Symbiotes take us over, 177 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,006 they could divert the ship away from the sun. 178 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,384 I will not let our sacrifice be in vain. 179 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:31,604 Nobody's sacrificing anything. I'll think of something. 180 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,986 Or my friends will. You'll see. 181 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,387 I am Groot. 182 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,981 Of course it's moving. 183 00:09:57,075 --> 00:09:58,723 Duh! It's a comet. 184 00:09:58,903 --> 00:10:01,301 But comets do not usually change course. 185 00:10:01,436 --> 00:10:03,622 Those Symbiotes must've taken control of the ship. 186 00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:05,671 They're headed back toward Spartax. 187 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:08,973 Attention Guardians. Clear the area immediately. 188 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:14,684 I now have full authorization to destroy the comet, regardless of who's aboard. 189 00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:19,090 What idiots authorized that? [Supreme Intelligence] These idiots. 190 00:10:19,265 --> 00:10:23,090 General Glogug acts under the authority of the Galactic Council. 191 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:27,529 An invasion of Spartax could spell disaster for the entire galaxy. 192 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:29,428 We must not let that happen. 193 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:32,530 Well, I ain't lettin' no stuffed-shirt council 194 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:35,513 blow up my friends! There has to be another way. 195 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:38,075 If there is, the collective wisdom 196 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,099 of the entire Kree race fails to see it. 197 00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:43,825 General, you have your orders. 198 00:10:49,184 --> 00:10:51,981 The council has spoken, Guardians. 199 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:56,387 The millisecond that comet crosses back into Spartax's orbital range, 200 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:58,457 we will open fire. 201 00:10:58,593 --> 00:11:02,528 But until then, you can't stop us from trying my plan. 202 00:11:03,074 --> 00:11:05,606 So, you actually got a plan? 203 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:08,137 Not even 12% of one. You? 204 00:11:08,277 --> 00:11:09,715 Me? [laughs] 205 00:11:09,871 --> 00:11:12,598 Coming up with stupid plans is Quill's job. 206 00:11:12,856 --> 00:11:14,746 I am Groot? 207 00:11:14,903 --> 00:11:18,496 Pelt 'em with rotten fruit? What kind of plan is that? 208 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:21,973 A stupid one, per your request. 209 00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:24,317 I am Groot. 210 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:29,535 I am Groot! 211 00:11:29,737 --> 00:11:31,204 Not bad, bud. 212 00:11:31,249 --> 00:11:33,381 If we yank the antennas off that satellite, 213 00:11:33,449 --> 00:11:35,316 we can use them just like lightning rods. 214 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:36,730 Pull the juice out of our engines, 215 00:11:36,777 --> 00:11:38,347 zap it into the rods, and boom! 216 00:11:38,423 --> 00:11:39,793 Bye-bye, Symbiotes. 217 00:11:40,011 --> 00:11:41,957 Bye-bye Quill and Victoria too. 218 00:11:42,074 --> 00:11:45,949 Not if they flip their shields to insulate the ship from the lightning. 219 00:11:46,002 --> 00:11:47,457 And who's gonna tell them? 220 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:50,019 The Symbiotes are blocking their comm links. 221 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,267 But they cannot block Drax the Destroyer. 222 00:11:52,429 --> 00:11:54,863 I will deliver your instructions myself. 223 00:11:55,035 --> 00:11:58,497 Right. And all you gotta do is fight your way 224 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,879 through a thousand Symbiotes. 225 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:03,389 I approve of this plan. 226 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:06,324 Sarcasm is not a plan! 227 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,176 But it is our only shot. 228 00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:11,551 I'll go with him. I am Groot! 229 00:12:11,871 --> 00:12:13,324 Force Shield Generators. 230 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:15,668 Huh. Now, that's a plan. 231 00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:22,340 [Rocket] My Force Shield Generators 232 00:12:22,377 --> 00:12:24,293 will stop the inkblots from bonding with ya. 233 00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:26,856 But it won't stop 'em from grabbin', slashin', 234 00:12:26,973 --> 00:12:28,579 beatin', stabbin', and... 235 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:30,511 [Gamora] We get the picture, Rocket. 236 00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:32,965 Once you're inside, we'll lose radio contact. 237 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:36,496 Then you'll have exactly 15 minutes to flip those shields 238 00:12:36,675 --> 00:12:39,237 before we start zappin'. 239 00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:43,529 [growling] 240 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:52,970 So here's my plan. We get to the engine room, overload the engines, 241 00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:55,946 and let the electricity vaporize the Symbiotes on the ship's hull. 242 00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,938 You know how to do that? 243 00:12:58,165 --> 00:13:01,547 I saw Rocket do something like it once. How hard could it be, right? 244 00:13:01,634 --> 00:13:05,884 Hard enough that botching it could get us both electrocuted, Peter. 245 00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:09,759 You were gonna ram us straight into the sun! How is that better? 246 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:14,845 Because I didn't give in to my base survival instincts. I'm not like Father! 247 00:13:14,892 --> 00:13:18,048 Wait. You did all this just to prove you're not like Dad? 248 00:13:18,134 --> 00:13:20,696 J'Son taught me everything I know about ruling, 249 00:13:20,829 --> 00:13:23,425 and then he betrayed us all for his own selfish ends. 250 00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:27,126 I swore I'd never put myself above the people I was born to protect, 251 00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:30,196 even if it means risking my life. 252 00:13:30,344 --> 00:13:32,681 But I never wanted it to cost you yours. 253 00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:36,501 Well, for what it's worth, sis, I think you're a great ruler. 254 00:13:36,704 --> 00:13:39,351 That's why I want you to stick around. [hissing, growling] 255 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,649 [roars] 256 00:13:42,694 --> 00:13:43,958 [grunts] 257 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,226 [grunts] 258 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:54,060 [both grunting] 259 00:13:56,759 --> 00:13:58,946 Get to the engine and start the overload! 260 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,631 Right! 261 00:14:01,462 --> 00:14:02,930 [beeping] 262 00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:04,510 Mm, mm... 263 00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:06,934 Mmm... 264 00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:09,737 Mmm... 265 00:14:11,548 --> 00:14:14,712 Peter, now! [grunts] 266 00:14:15,623 --> 00:14:18,134 [screeching, roaring] 267 00:14:18,962 --> 00:14:23,579 Okay, I actually don't know how to overload the engines. 268 00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:26,238 I just wanted to buy time for the Guardians to come and save us. 269 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:29,227 And maybe give you a teeny-weeny bit of hope, you know? 270 00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:32,516 But they are not coming, and for that, I'm sorry. [yells] 271 00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:34,852 Peter! [grunting] 272 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:47,564 [Drax] I believe the phrase is "You are welcome." 273 00:14:47,839 --> 00:14:50,422 You really thought we weren't coming? 274 00:14:52,245 --> 00:14:54,151 Ha! Of course I did. 275 00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:56,566 Just making your entrance more dramatic. 276 00:14:57,886 --> 00:15:00,683 Regardless of the level of drama, we have a plan. 277 00:15:00,956 --> 00:15:02,573 You must turn your ship's shields inward 278 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,613 while we electrify the common surface. 279 00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:06,646 That I can do. 280 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,676 I am Groot! 281 00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:17,300 [Spartaxian officer] Cannons charged to full capacity. 282 00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:19,552 Awaiting your orders, General. 283 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,905 Guardians of the Galaxy, 284 00:15:21,948 --> 00:15:24,949 the comet is approaching Spartax orbital range. 285 00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:28,105 I suggest you get out of the line of fire. 286 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:31,295 I was gonna suggest you do the same thing, Gloggy, 287 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,714 'cause this is gonna be one krutackin' huge light show! 288 00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:52,397 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - I am Groot! 289 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,843 [hissing, growling] 290 00:15:59,365 --> 00:16:02,294 Wait. I... I just need a bigger zap! 291 00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:05,576 [beeping] 292 00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:08,534 A very entertaining light show, Guardians, 293 00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:10,881 but now it's our turn. 294 00:16:10,998 --> 00:16:13,063 Fire at will! 295 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:27,319 We are not entertained! 296 00:16:31,329 --> 00:16:32,702 I am Groot. 297 00:16:32,852 --> 00:16:34,298 ! I know those missiles 298 00:16:34,335 --> 00:16:37,009 are headed straight for Quill and Victoria. [grunts] 299 00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:38,929 I am Groot. 300 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,812 I guess going over the general's head 301 00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:43,369 and talking straight to the council could work. 302 00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:47,751 Yo, Supreme Lack-of-Intelligence, you seeing this? 303 00:16:47,821 --> 00:16:49,821 As a citizen of this lousy galaxy, 304 00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:54,046 I demand your stupid council take back its stupid vote right-stupid-now! 305 00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:55,860 I am Groot! 306 00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:59,350 Fortunately, neither rodent nor shrubbery 307 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,602 wield that authority. 308 00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:06,267 The vote was unanimous, with only a single abstention. 309 00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:09,727 Abstention? Which one of you krutackers didn't vote? 310 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:12,735 I am Groot. [thunderclap] 311 00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:20,270 The Prince of Asgard votes with deeds, not words. 312 00:17:20,968 --> 00:17:22,605 [grunts] 313 00:17:29,762 --> 00:17:31,911 What in the galaxy... 314 00:17:33,181 --> 00:17:36,419 Eh, never mind. I figured it out. 315 00:17:38,028 --> 00:17:40,325 Yo, Thor, a little help here? 316 00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:43,715 Fear not, small mammal. [grunts] 317 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,809 I have bound my fate to you Guardians before and I do so again. 318 00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:55,231 Great, 'cause I got just the job for a guy who can hurl lightning. 319 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,801 You see that Symbiote-infested comet over there? 320 00:17:58,013 --> 00:17:59,340 Verily. 321 00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:02,411 - That mean yes? - I am Groot. 322 00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:05,017 [yells] 323 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,856 [screeching] 324 00:18:18,045 --> 00:18:20,064 You think Rocket's plan worked? 325 00:18:20,584 --> 00:18:23,373 [automated male voice] Warning. Radiation leak detected. 326 00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:26,428 [alarm blaring] Spoken too soon. That mist is toxic, 327 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,498 and I'm reading hull breaches all over the ship. 328 00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:32,771 [Drax] Then it would be best to leave this area for a more stable part of the ship. 329 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,197 We're not gonna make it. I can shield us. 330 00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:38,400 [alarm continues blaring] 331 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:45,868 [alarm blaring] 332 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:48,447 [automated female voice] Force field activated. 333 00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:52,463 Okay. No problem. We can still figure a way out of this, sis. 334 00:18:52,768 --> 00:18:54,119 Sis? 335 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,205 Victoria! 336 00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:00,643 No! [grunting] 337 00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:03,127 You can't go in there, Quill. 338 00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:05,236 See? She's trying to seal the leak. 339 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:08,284 But no one could survive the toxic mist. 340 00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:10,159 She knows that! 341 00:19:10,393 --> 00:19:13,620 Victoria, don't do this! There's gotta be another way! 342 00:19:14,182 --> 00:19:16,666 Victoria? No! 343 00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:21,685 [Victoria] I know that. 344 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,962 That's why I got these survival suits. 345 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,825 I thought... Okay. I thought you did something stupid. 346 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,419 Relax. That's still your job. 347 00:19:31,646 --> 00:19:33,716 Warriors of Spartax, 348 00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:36,482 cease this fruitless attack in the name of honor, 349 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,044 Asgard, and the Galactic Council! 350 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:41,075 [General Glogug] Stand down, Thor. 351 00:19:41,169 --> 00:19:43,146 We're going to bomb that comet to dust, 352 00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:45,443 even if it means bombing you with it. 353 00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:47,435 You do not represent the council, 354 00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:50,677 this has nothing to do with Asgard, and honor... 355 00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:54,216 Well, that's just an old-fashioned word. 356 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,146 - [Victoria] Like "empress"? - [gasps] 357 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:03,738 I, Victoria, Empress of Spartax and all its people, 358 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:06,216 order this fleet to stand down. 359 00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:10,310 Whoever fires the next missile will be a traitor to the empire 360 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,411 and dealt with as such. 361 00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:14,544 [stammering] 362 00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:17,958 Please forgive me for this misunderstanding, Empress. 363 00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:21,450 I was only following protocol. 364 00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:24,770 Somebody's gonna be looking for a new job. 365 00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:28,036 You think I should hire pirates and mercenaries instead? 366 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,458 Don't knock it till you try it. 367 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:35,767 [beeping] No sign of Symbiotes on the surface. 368 00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:38,908 - I am Groot! - Or below it. 369 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:42,931 Verily, Guardians. Victory is yours this day. 370 00:20:43,861 --> 00:20:47,697 - So it does mean yes. - I am Groot. 371 00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:49,665 Asgard awaits. 372 00:20:49,837 --> 00:20:51,697 Open the Bifrost, Heimdall! 373 00:20:51,806 --> 00:20:53,285 [thunderclap] 374 00:20:59,479 --> 00:21:01,118 I am Groot! 375 00:21:01,229 --> 00:21:04,893 I thought you were gonna scan him for Symbiotes. 376 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,315 [grunting] 377 00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:11,815 What sorcery is this? 378 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:20,744 Did Thor just... 379 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,470 Get taken over by the killer alien goop? 380 00:21:23,571 --> 00:21:24,982 [groans] 381 00:21:25,688 --> 00:21:29,212 And now it's loose in Asgard! 382 00:21:29,262 --> 00:21:33,812 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29858

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