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Turn it up
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3,698 songs in this thing.
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Does Earth have
the best stuff, or what?
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Got that right, Quill.
Don't know what this thing is,
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but people keep putting money in
it, so it's gotta be valuable.
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Maybe so, Rocket.
I'm starting to doubt
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this is really a ceremonial
Earth warrior headdress.
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I am Groot.
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Whoo! Yeah, Yeah
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What's going on?
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Time to pack up our Earth
souvenirs and head home.
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But this is your home.
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Yeah. Not anymore.
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Besides, the galaxy
needs its guardians.
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First up, the cosmic seed won't
get back to Asgard by itself.
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The longer we keep it here,
the longer my home planet
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is a target for bad guys like Thanos.
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Who's hopefully gonna spend
the next billion years
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digging himself out of
the center of the Earth.
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And yet my revenge feels hollow.
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What is the purpose of a destroyer
with no one left to destroy?
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Cheer up, Drax.
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Looks like you may have
some purpose left after all.
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I am Groot?
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Beats me, bud. What is the
big deal about some rock?
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According to the energy reading,
this rock is Sanctuary.
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Eh?
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Thanos's personal asteroid?
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Um, seriously? It had a name?
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I'd be more concerned that it
moved since we last saw it.
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All right. That's it, kids.
I'm turning this ship around.
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Approaching target.
Magnify image.
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That does not look like an asteroid.
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No, but it looks big enough
to hold about ten asteroids.
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Any idea what that symbol means?
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According to something
called, "The Internet,"
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it stands for, "Avengers."
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Otherwise known
as some losers
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about to be ripped off by
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Guess these "Avengers" must
take their privacy pretty seriously.
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Their security, too.
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Security guards. Drax will
destroy them in glorious combat!
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Easy, Drax. This is Earth.
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We don't have the technology to
build sentient battle drones.
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We barely figured out
microwave popcorn.
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You know
what else you don't have?
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Thanos's krutackin' asteroid.
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I am Groot.
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I know the scanner's
picking up a reading.
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From inside that doohickey.
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That doohickey is too small
to contain Thanos's asteroid.
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Score one for the master of the obvious,
and zero for the rodent's scanner.
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My scanner works fine.
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And don't call me rodent!
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Oh, hey, look.
It was a false alarm.
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Let's all relax.
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Whoa. Honey, I shrunk
the sanctuary.
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Thanos possessed a lot
of powerful artifacts,
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but nothing capable of
this kind of mass shifting.
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Who cares?
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It's ours now.
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I do not know my purpose,
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but I am certain
it is not to be a thief.
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We're only stealing this rock back
from whoever stole it from Thanos,
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who probably stole it
in the first place.
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More importantly, we're
protecting my planet.
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You know, it's not like Earth is
full of mighty heroes like us.
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Huh?
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Seriously? Guys, mighty?
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Hey! Never underestimate
the little guy.
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I don't know who you freaks are,
but I know you don't belong here.
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I am Groot!
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Like the vegetable said, what are
you gonna do about it, puny?
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Okay, fun fact,
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Earth scientists
do not normally do that.
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I am Groot.
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I am Hulk!
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Take it easy, big guy.
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- Don't hurt Groot!
- Drax will destroy you!
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That the best you got, green freak?
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You intruders got
some 'splainin' to do!
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- Hey, I know that reference.
- Who gives a flarg?
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Ahh!
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Put the tree down!
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Hang in there, bud.
I got an idea.
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Hold still so I can smash you!
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Very well.
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Ahh!
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Come on! Move!
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You do not seem to be able
to make up your mind!
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You all right, Quill?
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No, come on.
I swear I'll call ya.
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You ask me, Earth defense tech has
moved way past microwave popcorn.
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But your cyber security's
still in the stone age.
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Get off!
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Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, I wanna thank you
two for lending a hand in this mission.
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Happy to whip you
into shape anytime, Cap.
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And once Dr. Banner's done
studying that asteroid I shrunk,
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we can check out this thing
we just recovered.
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Odd. My centurions are online.
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It could be trouble, Tony.
We better investigate.
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Okay, next time you wanna take out
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your aggression on something, big guy,
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try a stress ball.
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What? I was putting the
smash-down on some intruders.
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Uh, doubt it.
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With my security upgrades, no
one can break into this place.
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You know, except me.
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Tell it to the guys that broke in.
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But there was a talking raccoon,
and a walking tree, and...
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Okay, that sounds nuts
when I say it out loud.
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Maybe not.
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They took the asteroid!
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Fan out. Form a perimeter
and locate the thieves,
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whatever they look like.
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Left! The other left!
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The other other left, bark brain!
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I am Groot!
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This armor does not appear
as durable as we thought.
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Uh-oh.
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I think we found our intruders.
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Told ya!
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Whoa!
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Ow!
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Now let's smash some alien thieves.
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Um, actually, we were just leaving.
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You thieves ain't going nowhere.
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We were trying to protect
your krutackin' planet!
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Uh, yeah? By stealing our stuff?
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It's not yours.
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You Terrans can't be trusted
with Sanctuary's power.
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Ahh!
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Then put down the rock and your
weapons, and we can discuss this.
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Yeah, we could do that.
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Or we could just leave
with what we came for!
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Afraid we can't let you do that.
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Ahh!
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Face it. You'll never lay
an oversized green finger on me.
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Well, you'll never lay
a puny green finger on me!
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Fortunately, I don't have to.
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- I will not fight an unarmed opponent.
- Fine with me.
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Seriously? What's up with
the Captain America get-up?
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I'm Captain America.
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Yeah. You fought in World War
II, and you're 100 years old.
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I was frozen in ice.
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Oh. You mean like this?
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I've faced deadlier armor.
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Heck, I've worn
deadlier armor, tin man.
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That's, "Iron Man."
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And this suit is impervious
to any missile,
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bomb, or plasma blast
you can throw at me.
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How about a magnet, Iron Man?
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Hey, no!
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I am Groot.
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Well, don't just
stand there! Fight!
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I am Groot!
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What do you mean
you're already fighting?
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Forward, troops!
Free the asteroid!
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Let's go while we still
have an exit option.
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I am Groot!
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Ha-ha! Try blasting
us now, suckers!
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Uh, Quill, it's a tractor
beam, not a force field.
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I am Groot!
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That's not good.
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Hang on, Tony.
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What was that?
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If I had to guess,
something big and green.
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Aw, can't we go any faster?
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Hang on. I'm diverting
all power to the engines.
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Divert it quickly!
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Apparently, it's raining
Avengers today.
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Fire up the jet.
They are not getting away.
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I got this, Tony.
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I am Groot!
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Is that rock growing?
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Yo, Earth monkeys!
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Stop messing with
my krutackin' asteroid!
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"Earth monkeys"?
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You know, you should've thought of
that before you invaded our planet.
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Hey, I'm from here, too, and I'm
trying to protect our planet
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by keeping dangerous stuff
like this off of it.
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I'm already late to return a nasty
Cosmic Seed thingy to a dude named Thor.
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- Wait. You know Thor?
- Flarg, yeah!
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Didn't he ever mention
the Guardians of the Galaxy,
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led by the legendary Star-Lord?
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Come to think of it,
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he did say something
about a band of misfits,
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led by the buffoonish Peter Quill.
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Yes, that is him.
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He is the buffoonish Peter Quill.
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So, wait.
We're on the same side?
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Okay, stay calm. I'm shrinking it
now with my Pym Particle Disk.
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You mean this gizmo
that just got crushed?
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Get it out,
get it out, get it out!
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Incoming!
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I got this!
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I told you, I got this!
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Oh!
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Oh, crud.
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You krutackin' Avengers owe me a
lifetime supply of duct tape!
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So, Thor never told you
about the Avengers?
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No. But I approve of the name.
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I live for vengeance.
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Yeah, that's not exactly
what this team's all about.
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but
the asteroid hit our main security hub.
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The system still thinks
we're under attack...
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And initiated
the fail-safe protocols.
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What kind of fail-safe protocols?
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The kind that... I don't know...
Involve satellites
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and incredibly powerful laser beams.
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You know, that kind of protocol.
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That's not good.
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Yeah, we're flarged.
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We need
a plan to deal with that
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out-of-control
defense satellite.
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I'm gonna go with run!
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I am Groot!
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What kind of fail-safe system did
you so-called heroes slap together?
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One that will rain vengeance!
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Actually, it's meant to protect
Earth by stopping hostiles
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from getting their hands on our tech.
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The only thing Earth needs
protecting from is you guys!
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Hey, we're not the ones who dropped
an asteroid on our headquarters.
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No, you're just the ones who messed
with its size and forced us to.
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'Cause you space freaks ripped
off the rock in the first place!
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I am Groot!
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Watch where you're sticking
those branches, shrub.
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Everyone stand down.
The beam is still active,
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and it's heading for a populated area!
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This is all your fault!
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Wait. I just got
locked out of the system.
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I can't access
the satellite's computer.
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Which means someone else is
tampering with it. But who?
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Questions will have to wait.
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Hulk and Iron Man, we need to deflect
the beam away from the town.
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Gamora and Drax, you'll
help me evacuate citizens.
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Marvel and Ant-Man, your mission is
to disable the satellite with...
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Wait. Where are they going?
They don't even know the plan.
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That's never stopped Quill before.
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What do you say we go after them
and explain it, Carol?
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Don't worry. I've got this.
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Why didn't they tell us the
satellite had an energy shield?
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Hey, space cowboy.
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Probably should've listened
to Cap's whole plan.
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I don't take orders. I give 'em.
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Not that anyone listens to 'em.
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So how do we get past the shields?
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I know a guy.
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My repulsor shield
should weaken the beam.
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If the beam doesn't fry
my suit's circuitry first.
252
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It still packs a pretty good punch!
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Flee, tiny humans.
254
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Flee from the vengeance
of the Avengers!
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Their capacity for
destruction is unparalleled.
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None shall escape their wrath.
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Our job is to protect and
reassure the civilians, Drax,
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not frighten them out of their wits.
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Nice to take orders from someone who
actually knows what he's doing.
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This is not vengeance.
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Should you not call
yourselves the Guardians?
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I think that name's already taken.
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You sure you can
get us around that shield?
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Well, not around,
but through-ish.
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As in, between the molecules.
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Wait. Between the...
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Whoa! We're so little!
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Whoa!
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Oh! Nice!
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Way smoother than those other Avengers.
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Now, do I detect the rugged
individualism of a fellow outlaw?
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Former.
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Captain America helped me
put that life behind me.
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I guess he's kind of a father figure.
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Or grandfather figure.
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Yeah, I don't do
so well with father figures.
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You got a lock pick?
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I am a lock pick.
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Once an outlaw,
always an outlaw.
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Only if it's for a good cause.
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Tony was right.
282
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Someone else has been
tampering with the system.
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It's definitely alien tech,
but nothing I've ever seen.
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Looks like they diverted
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the satellite beam away from the Earth.
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Yeah, and straight at us!
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I am Groot!
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Move over, tree.
Let a real pilot take over.
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These are sensitive controls. Ain't
like any idiot can fly this thing.
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Quill can.
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Eh, point taken.
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Proximity alert.
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That is one big...
294
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:08,781
Oh, flarg.
295
00:19:14,047 --> 00:19:15,340
I can't shut it down,
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but I think I can short it out.
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00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:22,612
Oh, man! My 3,698 songs!
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I saw your playlist.
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00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,639
Trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
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If I have to sacrifice my '80s synthpop
collection, I'm doing it myself.
301
00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:34,272
A-ha! Little again!
302
00:19:55,108 --> 00:19:57,547
All right. Listen up,
Avengers and Guardians.
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We're the only thing standing
between that beam and this town,
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and we're not going down
without a fight.
305
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,927
Ten seconds to impact.
306
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,107
Repulsor shield at maximum!
307
00:20:19,757 --> 00:20:22,632
Brace for impact in five, four,
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three, two...
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00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:26,796
Wait. What?
310
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,790
Well, guess we owe the buffoonish
Peter Quill a thank-you.
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00:20:35,553 --> 00:20:37,736
Uh, Quill?
312
00:20:43,112 --> 00:20:44,920
Score one for team outlaw.
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Well done.
314
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Today, you space thieves
can call yourselves Avengers.
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We have avenged nothing.
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Today, you can call
yourselves Guardians.
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00:20:57,537 --> 00:20:59,812
Nice job.
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00:20:59,837 --> 00:21:02,795
Think us Terrans can be trusted
to examine this thing?
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00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:06,465
Relax. I'm a Terran too. Well,
actually I'm half-Terran.
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00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:08,180
Hey, Rocket, can we thumb a ride?
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00:21:08,763 --> 00:21:09,806
Rocket?
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Groot?
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Anybody?
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00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:15,705
They're not answering.
325
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:18,667
Uh, looks like we got bigger problems.
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00:21:18,723 --> 00:21:19,972
Like gravity.
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Rocket, get over here!
328
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We got 99 miles until we're pancakes!
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Rocket!
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