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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,478 --> 00:00:03,544 PETER: You wanted me to steal the Seed. 2 00:00:03,579 --> 00:00:05,287 Of course, you did! 3 00:00:05,322 --> 00:00:07,632 You even left me the tools to do it! 4 00:00:07,634 --> 00:00:11,377 Your son's usefulness dwindles daily, J'Son. 5 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:14,722 Peter is the only one who can operate the CryptoCube 6 00:00:14,757 --> 00:00:17,124 and lead us to the Cosmic Seed, Thanos. 7 00:00:17,159 --> 00:00:19,393 If you should fail one more time 8 00:00:19,428 --> 00:00:21,136 to deliver the Cosmic Seed... 9 00:00:21,172 --> 00:00:22,138 PETER: Hey! MAN: Halt! 10 00:00:22,173 --> 00:00:23,497 Let me in there! 11 00:00:23,532 --> 00:00:25,107 No one is permitted to see the king! 12 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:28,151 You never found the Cosmic Seed, you stole it, 13 00:00:28,187 --> 00:00:30,412 from Asgard! 14 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,439 We've been over this, Peter. 15 00:00:32,475 --> 00:00:33,975 There isn't a shred of evidence, 16 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:36,585 and I defy you to prove otherwise. 17 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:38,713 What kind of sick, sad, twisted loser 18 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,156 lies to his own son? 19 00:00:41,191 --> 00:00:43,868 Do not ever speak that way to your father 20 00:00:43,903 --> 00:00:45,677 and your king! 21 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,421 (GRUNTS) You want it so bad? 22 00:00:47,456 --> 00:00:49,139 Steal it yourself, Dad! 23 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,174 (CLATTERS) 24 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,417 (GASPS) 25 00:00:59,452 --> 00:01:02,386 Stop him! Guard, stop the prince! 26 00:01:02,422 --> 00:01:04,102 PETER: Thanks for your key, Dad! 27 00:01:07,259 --> 00:01:10,244 (ENGINE REVVING) 28 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:12,112 GROOT: I am Groot! I am Groot! I am Groot! 29 00:01:12,147 --> 00:01:13,764 DRAX: I know your name! 30 00:01:13,799 --> 00:01:15,875 Now let all of Spartax know mine. 31 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,151 Drax the Destroyer! 32 00:01:20,031 --> 00:01:23,891 (GRUNTS) I told them I need a distraction, not destruction! 33 00:01:23,926 --> 00:01:25,050 ROCKET: Yeah, we got problems of our own. 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,577 This door! 35 00:01:26,612 --> 00:01:28,572 PETER: Or we could just open it with my dad's key. 36 00:01:29,281 --> 00:01:30,331 (DOOR OPENING) 37 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,178 Nice going, Quill. 38 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,612 Drax and Groot are gettin' their keisters shot at 39 00:01:37,648 --> 00:01:41,684 by the palace guard just so we can sneak aboard this hunk of junk! 40 00:01:41,719 --> 00:01:43,485 This "hunk of junk," Rocket, 41 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,814 happens to be the ship my dad used in his quest for the Cosmic Seed. 42 00:01:46,849 --> 00:01:48,473 And you really think you can find proof 43 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,683 he stole the seed from Asgard 44 00:01:49,719 --> 00:01:50,901 in the ship's data logs? 45 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,096 (GASPS) (WHIRRING) 46 00:01:55,424 --> 00:01:56,774 (ROCKET GRUNTS) 47 00:01:56,809 --> 00:01:57,925 Relax, Gamora. 48 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,077 I can shut down the automated defenses with my dad's... 49 00:02:00,113 --> 00:02:01,236 (LASER FIRING) 50 00:02:02,806 --> 00:02:03,966 key! (GROANS) 51 00:02:16,278 --> 00:02:17,918 GAMORA: Down! (GRUNTS) 52 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:20,314 And up! 53 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,909 Gotcha! (BEEPS) 54 00:02:25,154 --> 00:02:26,511 This is it, guys. 55 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,488 The truth about the Cosmic Seed 56 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:29,089 is inside that ship. 57 00:02:29,124 --> 00:02:30,966 From now on, no more lies. 58 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:32,542 RORA: J'Son? 59 00:02:32,577 --> 00:02:33,817 Is it really you, J'Son? 60 00:02:35,181 --> 00:02:37,239 Yeah. Totally. 61 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:40,017 J'Son. I am. 62 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:41,827 Your father's ship talks. 63 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,246 So talk to it already. 64 00:02:44,282 --> 00:02:45,739 So, uh, hey. 65 00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:48,176 How's it hanging? 66 00:02:49,804 --> 00:02:51,386 (GASPS) 67 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:53,631 Liar, liar, pants on fire! 68 00:02:53,666 --> 00:02:55,065 Liar, liar, pants on fire! (GROWLS) 69 00:02:55,101 --> 00:02:56,417 (GRUNTS) 70 00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:01,629 Sir, there's been a breach in your private hangar. 71 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:04,199 Peter. 72 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:05,192 Call off pursuit of the Milano. 73 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,804 Secure the hangar, and make sure the prince does not leave. 74 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:15,126 RORA: For years, I've sat here alone just waiting, 75 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:19,648 wondering if my J'Son would ever come back for his Rora. 76 00:03:19,683 --> 00:03:22,301 PETER: Yeah, Rora, I kept meaning to call. 77 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,728 Never heard that one before. (CHUCKLING) 78 00:03:24,763 --> 00:03:27,273 I've just been crazy busy for, uh, 79 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,882 you know, like, the last 25 years, 80 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:31,544 but we're together at last. 81 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:34,296 RORA: If only we could fly again, 82 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:36,632 soaring across the universe. 83 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:39,442 No boundaries, no limits. Just us. 84 00:03:39,478 --> 00:03:42,671 MAN: (OVER PA) Peter Quill, King J'Son has ordered your arrest. 85 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:46,024 (EXPLOSION) PETER: Well, hey, let's do it! 86 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,293 (LASERS FIRING) Like now! 87 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:51,768 RORA: No harm will come to my J'Son as long as we're together. 88 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:58,654 Whoa. Well, that was pretty impressive. 89 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,806 You're too sweet. And what a sight. Huh? Whoa! 90 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,532 Exactly as I remember. 91 00:04:02,568 --> 00:04:04,610 Oh, hey. Hi. 92 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,144 You... You too. 93 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,938 Yeah. 94 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:11,675 But how is it possible that after 25 years, you haven't aged? 95 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,827 (CHUCKLING) Yo, J! 96 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:18,732 Don't forget today's super-anti-aging miracle spa treatment. 97 00:04:18,768 --> 00:04:20,450 (LAUGHS) 98 00:04:20,485 --> 00:04:22,161 Oh, how cute. 99 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,737 Is it for me? 100 00:04:23,772 --> 00:04:25,122 I always wanted a pet. (GROWLING) 101 00:04:25,157 --> 00:04:27,140 Uh, no. Actually, this is Rocket, 102 00:04:27,175 --> 00:04:30,469 my, uh, royal advisor. 103 00:04:30,505 --> 00:04:33,380 And this is Gamora, my, uh... 104 00:04:33,415 --> 00:04:35,749 Oh, I know what she is. 105 00:04:35,784 --> 00:04:38,268 Some things never change. 106 00:04:38,303 --> 00:04:40,370 Okay, look, much as I wanna catch up, 107 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:42,072 how about right now we just take a little spin? 108 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,307 You know, for old time's sake. 109 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:47,677 Nothing would make me happier, my love. (SCOFFS) 110 00:04:47,712 --> 00:04:49,071 Now let's have some fun. 111 00:04:50,716 --> 00:04:52,416 Hold on tight. 112 00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:53,531 Rora wants to fly! 113 00:04:55,437 --> 00:04:56,637 (BOTH SCREAMING) 114 00:05:00,784 --> 00:05:04,194 RORA: J'Son, why are your ships shooting at us? 115 00:05:04,229 --> 00:05:05,863 PETER: Uh, target practice. 116 00:05:05,898 --> 00:05:07,756 Hey, why don't you test out your hyper warp? 117 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:09,049 As you wish, my love. 118 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:19,409 Whoo! That felt great! 119 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:22,212 Yeah. That was, you know, just like old times. 120 00:05:22,248 --> 00:05:24,047 Tell me about it. 121 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,591 Remember that time we shook those Cowinstian poachers 122 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,710 off the coast of Norwell? 123 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:31,447 Oh, yeah. Then we did that thing... 124 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:36,159 You mean warping right into a massive solar storm at Roo-B-9? 125 00:05:36,195 --> 00:05:37,619 Of course. How could I forget? 126 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:39,354 Ah! 127 00:05:39,389 --> 00:05:41,248 Quill, what are you doing? 128 00:05:41,283 --> 00:05:42,449 What? 129 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:43,800 Just making conversation. 130 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:47,295 With an intelligent ship that is clearly in love with you. 131 00:05:47,331 --> 00:05:49,431 So it can't be that intelligent. 132 00:05:49,466 --> 00:05:51,383 Technically, she's in love with my dad. 133 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:55,004 So I figure I use the whole romance thing to get secret info, 134 00:05:55,039 --> 00:05:57,548 which leads us to the Cosmic Seed. 135 00:05:57,583 --> 00:06:00,475 (SCOFFS) That's a plan? 136 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:02,719 Lying to a woman and exploiting her trust? 137 00:06:02,754 --> 00:06:03,979 That's a Quill specialty. 138 00:06:04,014 --> 00:06:06,882 Rora, my love, being with you again has inspired me. 139 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:10,653 Ah, you and I are... We're gonna find the Cosmic Seed. 140 00:06:10,688 --> 00:06:15,048 I just need you to bring up all the old records from your ship's log. 141 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:17,075 Silly J'Son. You know I never kept a log. 142 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,545 I recorded everything with my Widgets, remember? 143 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,389 (CHUCKLING) Well, duh. 144 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,183 Obviously, I meant the Widgets, silly. 145 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,218 (BEEPING) 146 00:06:27,796 --> 00:06:30,563 PETER: Asgard World Tree, Cosmic Seed. 147 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:33,108 Not a shred of evidence. Ha! 148 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:35,369 RORA: Evidence of what? And why the helmet? 149 00:06:35,404 --> 00:06:39,364 Oh, just, uh, recording the moment for my private files. 150 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:44,019 Look, I... I just want to remember every moment we shared together. 151 00:06:44,054 --> 00:06:45,170 Ugh! Blech! 152 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:48,085 Now, how about showing me the last time we saw the Seed? 153 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:51,226 Must I? 154 00:06:51,261 --> 00:06:52,510 Please, darling? 155 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,546 For me. 156 00:06:55,574 --> 00:06:58,054 You know I could never refuse you. 157 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,596 ROCKET: The Destroyer Armor? 158 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,707 PETER: Ah, yes. I remember it well. 159 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,638 I'll navigate manually, Rora. 160 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,407 You divert all power to your essential AI systems. 161 00:07:13,442 --> 00:07:15,058 It's too late for me, J'Son. 162 00:07:15,093 --> 00:07:17,411 I'm going offline. 163 00:07:17,446 --> 00:07:21,030 Unless... I couldn't ask this of you. 164 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,442 Whatever it takes. I need to save you. 165 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:25,176 The Cosmic Seed accelerates life. 166 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:29,256 Perhaps it can do the same with artificial life. 167 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:31,641 I'll try anything. Just don't go offline, Rora. 168 00:07:31,676 --> 00:07:32,676 Not yet. 169 00:07:34,647 --> 00:07:36,170 Of course not, silly. 170 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,614 An illusion can't go offline. 171 00:07:39,935 --> 00:07:41,510 Loki. 172 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,078 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 173 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,241 Stupid petty thief! 174 00:07:47,276 --> 00:07:49,167 None of your pathetic ilk 175 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,045 shall ever gaze upon the Cosmic Seed again. 176 00:07:54,758 --> 00:07:57,634 Wait. Loki stole the Seed back? 177 00:07:57,669 --> 00:08:00,220 You mustn't blame yourself, darling. 178 00:08:00,255 --> 00:08:03,498 Loki disabled me and replaced me with an illusion. 179 00:08:03,534 --> 00:08:04,774 You know that. 180 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:11,323 And you mustn't blame yourself for crashing me 181 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:14,284 on that primitive planet, either. 182 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,039 Her, you can blame yourself for. 183 00:08:17,548 --> 00:08:19,239 That's my... My... 184 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:21,291 That's right. 185 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,227 Your shameless homewrecker, Meredith Quill. 186 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:25,887 You abandoned me for a common... 187 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,706 Don't even talk about my m... 188 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,783 Uh, Meredith, 189 00:08:29,818 --> 00:08:31,067 who I don't even remember. 190 00:08:31,103 --> 00:08:33,078 Not surprising. 191 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,546 Just one among dozens. 192 00:08:38,961 --> 00:08:40,561 Apple doesn't fall far, does it? 193 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,587 (LAUGHS) Nope. 194 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:43,862 What's an apple? 195 00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:46,884 DRAX: Let us inform our compatriots 196 00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:49,194 that we have evaded all pursuers. 197 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,429 Drax to Quill. Oh! Come in, Quill. (BEEPING) 198 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,699 (OVER SPEAKERS) You're back from outer space (GROANS) 199 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,803 I am Groot. I just walked in to find you here 200 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,463 With that sad look upon your face 201 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,291 So, you think you can sweet-talk your way 202 00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:06,219 into a woman's heart and then just disappear? 203 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,271 And hello! Never occurs to you 204 00:09:08,306 --> 00:09:10,982 to mention that you're a flargin' prince? 205 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,725 Perhaps this is intended for Quill. 206 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,428 Lucy, do we have something 207 00:09:15,463 --> 00:09:17,789 intended for Quill? 208 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:20,100 Yes, we do, Supergiant. 209 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:21,868 (EXPLOSIONS) 210 00:09:21,903 --> 00:09:23,737 I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groot! 211 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,729 DRAX: Not now, tree. 212 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,932 Can you not see I am trying to evade Quill's ex-girlfriends? 213 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,967 (GROOT GRUNTING) 214 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,763 Oh, as long as I know how to love 215 00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:41,029 Peter Quill, this is for the lies! 216 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:43,907 And this is for treating me like krutak! 217 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,702 LUCY: I'm locking in, Supergiant. I'll take the other hatch. 218 00:09:56,672 --> 00:09:57,846 Where is he? 219 00:09:57,882 --> 00:09:59,590 I am Groot. 220 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,316 Lucy. Charmed. 221 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,526 (GRUNTING) 222 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:03,561 (GROANING) 223 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,164 Now, where's Quill? 224 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,833 (GRUNTS) 225 00:10:09,868 --> 00:10:12,202 You're not so tough, shrub. 226 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,730 I... am... 227 00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:15,765 (ROARING) Groot! 228 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:18,575 PETER: Oh, don't be mad, Rora. 229 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:23,205 You know you're the only girl, uh, ship for me. 230 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,582 I just wish I could believe you. 231 00:10:25,617 --> 00:10:28,509 If every word I've said isn't 100% true, 232 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,830 then my name isn't J'Son of Spartax. 233 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,500 Rora, return with Peter to Spartax immediately. 234 00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,602 That's an order. J'Son? 235 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,847 And meltdown in three, two... 236 00:10:40,883 --> 00:10:42,182 (CHUCKLING) 237 00:10:42,218 --> 00:10:44,626 You lied? 238 00:10:44,661 --> 00:10:46,853 Okay, not every single word I said 239 00:10:46,888 --> 00:10:48,921 is a literal fact, but he's my father. 240 00:10:48,957 --> 00:10:50,848 So, uh, technically, from, you know, we... 241 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,651 You're talking genetics. 242 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,570 I should've known from the stench 243 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:56,346 that you were the son of that filthy Earther, 244 00:10:56,381 --> 00:10:58,706 Meredith Quill! 245 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,717 Rora, let's just everyone calm down here, 246 00:11:00,753 --> 00:11:02,543 because I need... 247 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,404 I'm done with the whole family. 248 00:11:04,439 --> 00:11:05,599 Join the club. 249 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,792 J'Son's the criminal here. 250 00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:10,618 He's been lying to all of Spartax for... 251 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:12,973 You don't say a word about J'Son. 252 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,524 Is it me, 253 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:16,933 or is it suddenly getting really cold in here? 254 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,509 (SHIVERS) 255 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:22,064 Rora, please restore atmospheric control to the interior. 256 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,915 I'm sorry, Peter. 257 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,234 In the interest of conserving resources, 258 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:29,646 I can no longer support organic life-forms. 259 00:11:29,681 --> 00:11:31,598 (SOFTLY) Escape pod. 260 00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:33,475 Ready? And... 261 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:34,510 Now! 262 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,396 (ALARM BLARING) 263 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,025 She's shut down all functions. 264 00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:44,101 Apparently, not all functions. 265 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,008 (GAMORA GRUNTING) 266 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,544 (GRUNTING) 267 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:55,071 (GRUNTS) Your crazed circuit board 268 00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:57,090 slash ex-girlfriend just killed the gravity. 269 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,967 RORA: There's no call for rudeness, 270 00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:00,836 rogue's-accomplice slash-rodent. 271 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,687 (ROCKET GROWLS) 272 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,590 ROCKET: There's no call for roastin' my fur either, so we're even! 273 00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:07,200 We need back-up. Whoa. 274 00:12:07,235 --> 00:12:08,669 I can't reach the Milano. 275 00:12:08,704 --> 00:12:10,662 Rora must have fried out my comm. 276 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,873 Ahh, same with my Element Blaster. 277 00:12:12,908 --> 00:12:14,482 Then it's time we did some frying of our own. 278 00:12:14,518 --> 00:12:16,118 (BOTH GRUNT) 279 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,313 Ground rule double! 280 00:12:18,513 --> 00:12:20,955 Aw, seriously? 281 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,924 (EXCLAIMS) Actually, I can work with this. 282 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,960 Gimme some cover. 283 00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:27,153 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 284 00:12:28,857 --> 00:12:30,382 (BOTH GRUNTING) 285 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,543 (BEEPING) 286 00:12:33,579 --> 00:12:36,538 RORA: I must insist that you cease to vandalize my equipment. 287 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:38,581 (GRUNTS) 288 00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:41,209 Okay, you know, there's a joke here about the ship 289 00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:42,210 having a crush on me, but... (GRUNTS) 290 00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:43,485 Not now, Quill. 291 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,223 (GASPS) (YELLS) 292 00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:51,394 RORA: That wasn't very nice, you sabotaging little... 293 00:12:51,429 --> 00:12:54,306 Call me "rodent" again, lady. I dare ya. 294 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:58,677 She's out for now, so let's see if I can get this comm working. 295 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:01,713 SUPERGIANT: So, do we all suffocate? 296 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,249 Or do you spill the beans on Quill? 297 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,842 (GROANING) 298 00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:07,077 We have no beans in our food supply, 299 00:13:07,112 --> 00:13:11,339 nor do I see the purpose of pouring them on a friend. 300 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,516 Drax! Groot! We need you stat! 301 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:14,711 Transmitting coordinates now! 302 00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:16,911 (DRAX GROANING) 303 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,707 Now that's more like it. 304 00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,137 J'SON: Rora, I'm different now. 305 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,463 I'd like to try to work things out. 306 00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,116 But please, bring Peter back safely. 307 00:13:30,152 --> 00:13:31,392 He's my only son. 308 00:13:32,904 --> 00:13:34,362 I will. 309 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,590 For you, my sweet J'Son. 310 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,776 Hyperspace warp in 10... 311 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,161 Okay, new plan. Into the airlock! Nine... 312 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:42,887 eight... We'll eject just before warp. 313 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,514 Seven... She'll be halfway across the galaxy... 314 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,441 before she figures out we're gone. Six... 315 00:13:46,476 --> 00:13:48,643 That would be a great plan if we had helmets. ...Five... 316 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,554 We'll just have to buddy breathe off of Quill's helmet. 317 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:52,956 Uh, Rocket? ...Three... 318 00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:54,382 Rora shorted out my helmet, too. 319 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,741 Two... Kill the eject! 320 00:13:55,777 --> 00:13:57,537 Too late! ...One. 321 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:00,860 (ALL GASPING) 322 00:14:04,703 --> 00:14:06,336 (ALL GASPING) 323 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,886 (PETER GROANING) 324 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,041 PETER: Groot? 325 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:17,881 Drax? 326 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:20,850 Isn't he adorbs when he's sleepy? 327 00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:22,768 Wha! 328 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,437 J'SON: You lost him! 329 00:14:24,473 --> 00:14:26,881 I ask you to do one thing! One! 330 00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:31,286 And you wonder why you've been sitting here alone all these years! 331 00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:33,513 But I thought... You do not think! 332 00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:36,157 You are ones and zeros stuffed in a tin can! 333 00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:40,228 Now you find him, and don't come back without him. 334 00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:43,831 Or I will personally tear you down for scrap! 335 00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:46,000 You told me 37 different lies. 336 00:14:46,036 --> 00:14:47,502 In three days! (GROANS) 337 00:14:47,537 --> 00:14:51,347 The broker told me that ring you gave me was nothing 338 00:14:51,382 --> 00:14:53,983 but a cubic zirconia! 339 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,819 Whatever that is. (GROANS) 340 00:14:56,113 --> 00:14:58,413 Guys! Little help. 341 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,323 You got into this all by yourself. 342 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,450 You can get out of it the same way. 343 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:05,612 Ah! Uh... (MUMBLES) Ladies, please. 344 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,847 Look, give me one more chance. The truth is... 345 00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:09,307 I have a serious problem! 346 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,317 (GROANS) 347 00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:13,303 There can only be one princess. 348 00:15:13,338 --> 00:15:15,272 And how can I choose which of the two 349 00:15:15,307 --> 00:15:16,827 great loves of my life to marry? 350 00:15:18,009 --> 00:15:19,692 (GRUNTS) 351 00:15:19,727 --> 00:15:21,661 Ya gotta admit, 352 00:15:21,696 --> 00:15:25,640 I would look pretty darn cute in a tiara. 353 00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:27,967 Oh. Yeah. Like a whale wearing a satellite. 354 00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:29,076 Hey! Hey! 355 00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:33,297 If you want an overgrown squid on the throne, well... 356 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,690 (GRUNTING) He's mine! 357 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,751 PETER: Okay. Let go. Let go! 358 00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:37,769 Girls, girls! (GRUNTS) 359 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:41,298 The prince is not made of elastic. (CHUCKLES) Ow! 360 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,657 Five units says the big one wins. 361 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,133 I am Groot. 362 00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:45,477 Okay, 10 units. 363 00:15:47,606 --> 00:15:48,980 (SCREAMING) 364 00:15:49,924 --> 00:15:52,625 (GROANS) 365 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,821 GAMORA: Quill, she's knocked out the autopilot. 366 00:15:55,446 --> 00:15:57,296 PETER: Everyone, relax! 367 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,372 I've got this completely under control. 368 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:09,792 (GRUNTING) Okay, seriously, ladies. 369 00:16:09,828 --> 00:16:11,135 I need both my arms attached. 370 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,712 (GROANS) Ow! 371 00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:13,638 (LUCY GROANS) 372 00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:14,674 Ugh. 373 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,741 I am Groot. 374 00:16:16,777 --> 00:16:18,935 (GROANS) 375 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:20,845 LUCY: Give me that grenade, furball! 376 00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:23,322 Hey! I steal the explosives here. 377 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:26,409 Either you make me princess right now 378 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,444 or I'll blow you all to smithereens! 379 00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:30,630 (GRUNTS) Like flarg you will! 380 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,582 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 381 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,609 (GASPING) 382 00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:35,810 (LUCY GROANS) 383 00:16:35,845 --> 00:16:36,903 (PETER GRUNTING) 384 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,457 I am Groot. 385 00:16:41,492 --> 00:16:43,218 Fine! We'll take the Space Pods. 386 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,010 You follow on foot. 387 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,678 I am Groot! 388 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:46,713 (PANTING) 389 00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:49,590 (MUFFLED GROANING) 390 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:50,826 (SQUISHING) 391 00:16:52,704 --> 00:16:54,395 (PETER GROANS) 392 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,264 On the other hand, who wants to have 393 00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,016 King J'Son as a father-in-law? 394 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,251 (CHUCKLES) Am I right, ladies? 395 00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:00,869 (GROANS) 396 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,376 You're goin' down, lady! 397 00:17:08,412 --> 00:17:09,894 PETER: Um, Super? 398 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,788 Why ya going up? Oh, no, wait. 399 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,057 I've seen this movie. I know how this ends. (ROARING) 400 00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:17,213 Careful, we don't want to hurt Quill. Much. 401 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,404 (GROANING) 402 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,443 (SNARLS) 403 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,161 (GRUNTS) DRAX: I am hit! 404 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,226 But never destroyed. 405 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,587 (GROANING) 406 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,622 Your feet stink! 407 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,548 (GROANING) 408 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:40,967 LUCY: Yoo-hoo! 409 00:17:42,446 --> 00:17:44,028 If you wanna live, 410 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,238 let my prince come crawling up here 411 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,040 and marry me this instant! 412 00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:50,034 PETER: Wait! Both of you! 413 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,078 I lied to you when we were going out, 414 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,255 and I've been lying to you all day. 415 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,891 But look, here, this is the truth. 416 00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:58,192 I'm not gonna marry either of you. 417 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:01,955 I'm not even a prince anymore. I'm done with it all. 418 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:04,182 So do what you want to me, but let my friends go. 419 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,501 They never did anything to hurt you. I did. 420 00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:07,536 And I'm really sorry. 421 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,938 (SNIFFS) 422 00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:13,682 Boo-flargin'-hoo! 423 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,335 We're all a bunch of miserable jerks, 424 00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:18,964 and we're all goin' together. 425 00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:20,999 In 30 seconds. 426 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,393 29... 28... (BEEPING) 427 00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:24,593 Everybody clear out! ...27... 428 00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:25,862 Groot, down! ...26... 429 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,430 I am Groot. 25! 430 00:18:27,465 --> 00:18:29,131 24! (GROAN) 431 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,342 23, 22. 432 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,295 21, 20, 19! (GRUNTING) 433 00:18:34,331 --> 00:18:37,156 18, 17. 434 00:18:37,191 --> 00:18:39,467 Fine! Blow yourself up, Quill! 435 00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:41,377 The galaxy'll be better off! 436 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,695 (BEEPING) 437 00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:49,919 The galaxy would be better off without all of them! 438 00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:51,037 (SCREAMING) 439 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,776 Fire in the hole! 440 00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:58,371 (RAPID BEEPING) (GRUNTS) 441 00:19:03,985 --> 00:19:05,065 (GROANS) 442 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,327 ALL: Quill! I am Groot! 443 00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:15,395 Rora! I knew you'd come back! 444 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:18,191 Actually, I never thought in a million years you'd come back. 445 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,566 (DOOR CLOSES) 446 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:31,945 (SIGHS) After how I acted, after everything I've done. 447 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,738 Why would you even help? 448 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,264 Your father asked me to find you. 449 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:39,610 And I realized that it's not entirely your fault that you're a liar. 450 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,646 You were born to it. 451 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:46,534 There's something else you need to know about your father, Peter. 452 00:19:46,569 --> 00:19:48,252 Listen, Yondu. All Peter needs to know 453 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,680 is that he's a nothing Earther who's been abducted by pirates. 454 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:53,240 I don't want to see him, 455 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:53,900 I don't want to know about him 456 00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:56,778 until you've turned him into a proper thief. 457 00:19:56,813 --> 00:19:58,733 Until then, he's of no use to me. 458 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,901 I am Groot. 459 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:06,413 How should I know why a guy would do that to his only son? 460 00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:09,315 Because nobody else could operate the CryptoCube. 461 00:20:09,351 --> 00:20:11,459 I was the only one who could finish his quest for him. 462 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:14,829 Even though deception is in your blood, Peter, 463 00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,589 it doesn't have to be in your heart. 464 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:19,000 Uh, yes it does, because blood must flow through the heart... 465 00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:21,086 Ow! 466 00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:23,947 I wasted 25 years waiting for the love and approval of a man 467 00:20:23,982 --> 00:20:27,434 who's incapable of caring for anything but himself. 468 00:20:27,469 --> 00:20:30,778 I hope you won't make the same mistake, Peter. 469 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,247 What will you tell J'Son? 470 00:20:33,282 --> 00:20:36,075 With any luck, I'll never see him again. 471 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,276 But didn't you tell my dad... 472 00:20:37,311 --> 00:20:38,945 That I'd find you. 473 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,700 I never said I'd bring you back. 474 00:20:43,693 --> 00:20:45,668 J'SON: So it is of paramount importance 475 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,228 that our peacekeeping taskforce be... 476 00:20:47,263 --> 00:20:48,646 PETER: Hey. I am Groot. 477 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,573 (ALL MURMURING) This what you've been looking for? 478 00:20:50,608 --> 00:20:51,608 (J'SON GASPS) 479 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,177 Ah, a timeless tale. 480 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:59,490 Son borrows father's vehicle. Son destroys father's vehicle. 481 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,135 You're a funny dude, Dad. 482 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,903 I just about died laughing when I heard you want me 483 00:21:03,938 --> 00:21:05,438 to help you steal the Cosmic Seed. 484 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,757 For the second time! 485 00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:10,117 Yeah, that's right, King Liar-Head here 486 00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:12,433 stole the Cosmic Seed from Asgard! 487 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:17,533 This is an unmitigated act of war with Asgard! 488 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:21,262 There will only be peace when we have wiped Spartax 489 00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:24,298 from the face of the galaxy! 490 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,308 PETER: Wait! There's more I need to show you! 491 00:21:26,343 --> 00:21:27,627 Guards! 492 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,246 (GUNS COCKING) Oh. 493 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:38,248 I thought the truth was supposed to set you free. 494 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:42,848 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35321

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