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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Why is there two cakes?
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Because you and Toby
share a birthday, remember?
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I don't like that.
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Well, maybe it'll be
different next year.
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How can it be different next
year? Won't they always...
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PJ, look! Pretty balloon.
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Oh, that is nice.
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You know, Charlie, you're also
having another party at preschool.
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It's birthday day on Friday.
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Is that party gonna be just for me?
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Of course it might.
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Hey, honey, you need any
help with the preschool party?
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Nope. Five kids. Got
it down to a science.
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And, that's why I offered.
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Ah, come on, a few
cupcakes, couple party hats.
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Ba-bam! Childhood memory, done.
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Come on, Toby, eat some cake.
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We gotta get a picture of you with
cake smushed all over your face, buddy.
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Everybody else has one.
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I don't remember seeing a
picture of me with smushed cake.
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Uh, almost everybody.
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Left out again, really?
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Well... well, that ends now.
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[Inhales]
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All: Oh!
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Take the picture. This is adorable.
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[Rock music playing]
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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It's the middle of the day.
Shouldn't you be in school?
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Shouldn't you be at work?
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Look, sometimes I don't
like using the bathroom at...
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This isn't about me.
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- What's going on?
- [Sighs] All right.
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Truth is I got into trouble.
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I punched out Bryce Jenkins,
the toughest kid in school.
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Whoa, you got into a fight?
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And won?
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It wasn't a fight.
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It was an accident.
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I was really tired.
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I yawned.
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Like... like this.
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Just as Bryce was walking by.
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Yeah, Principal sees Bryce
on the floor, I get sent home.
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- Didn't you explain it was an accident?
- I tried. Nobody believed me.
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Man, you tell 300 lies...
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All right, well,
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tomorrow you're gonna have to go down there
and you're gonna have to clear all this up.
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- And apologize to Bryce as well.
- Yeah, I will.
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Well, gotta head back
to the triple B-G.
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- The what?
- Bob's Bugs-Be-Gone.
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It's just kind of a more hip,
happenin' way of saying it.
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Is it?
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Oh, thanks so much for
letting me borrow this, Amy.
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My cake pan was getting worn out.
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So I thought to myself...
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"Who would have one
that's never been used?"
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Well, uh, as long as you're
replacing things that are worn out,
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would you like to borrow a dress?
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Anyhoo...
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I'm really looking forward
to birthday day at preschool.
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Oh, that's right. Deedee and
Charlie were born in the same month.
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The way it works is... we each get
15 minutes to honor our little tykes.
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Yeah, I have five kids.
To know how it works.
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Well, my 15 minutes are
gonna be quite something.
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Yeah, mine too.
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I just don't wanna be
one of those lazy moms
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who just gets some store-bought
cupcakes and a couple of sad hats.
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Yeah, those moms are so lame.
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Hey, mom. Got Charlie's
cupcakes and party hats.
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That's... that's for
a different Charlie.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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- Who's this Charlie?
- That is a... we have...
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Have a cat.
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And the cat is also named Charlie.
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And it is also...
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Celebrating a birthday.
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Here, kitty kitty kitty. [Kisses]
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Come here, Charlie girl.
Come here. Come here.
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That was sad.
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You're telling me.
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We finally get a cat
and then we lose it?
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[School bell rings]
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There he is!
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- What's all this?
- Dude, you're a hero!
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- I am?
- Yeah, you took down Bryce Jenkins.
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Oh, the punch...
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Hi, Gabe.
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Hi, girl who's never
talked to me before.
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I'm Natalie. I had no
idea you were so brave.
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Yeah, so what happened?
How did it go down?
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Oh, guys, look, the truth
is I was just really tired...
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Of... of Bryce's attitude.
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So I decided enough was enough.
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That's when I brought the hammer down.
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This is the hammer.
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These are the nails.
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All: Ooh...
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[Telephone rings]
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Bob's Bugs-Be-Gone.
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Yeah, sure. What's the problem?
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Ants in the kitchen...
ewe, that's gross!
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Yes, I am new. How did you know?
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[Door opens]
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Okay, um...
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I'll have somebody call
you. Just in the meanwhile...
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Go to a movie or something.
Just get out of the house.
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- Hey, Teddy.
- Hi, Beau.
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What are you doing here?
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Uh, well, my dad's having me help out
and answer phones while he's training you.
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So...
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Are you trained yet?
Because this is kinda boring.
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[Cellphone ringing]
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Excuse me, I gotta take this.
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Hey, Julie, listen. I can't
talk right now. I'm at work.
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Yes, I got your text and your e-mail
and your text about your e-mail.
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Hey, can you hold on a second? My
boss needs to tell me something.
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[Mouthing]
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[Clears throat]
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[Gruff voice] Beau!
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Get over here! We have an emergency.
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Look, I really gotta go.
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Okay, I will. I promise.
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Okay, bye.
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Thank you.
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[Normal voice] No
problem. So, who was that?
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Julie, my girlfriend back in Tennessee.
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She's having a hard time
with the long distance thing.
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Yeah, that can be tough.
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[Cellphone rings]
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[Exhales] It's her again.
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- [Cellphone beeps]
- Voice mail.
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You are at work, right?
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[Telephone rings]
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Bob's bugs-be...
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It's for you.
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Toby, where's your train?
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Oh, he didn't get one.
I just gave him the box.
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You gave him a box for his birthday?
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Yeah. After five kids you learn they're
always more excited about the box.
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I see.
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So is the train still available or...?
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Honey, I'm so glad you're here.
I need your help. Have a seat.
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I need you to help me come up with some
ideas for Charlie's preschool party.
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The objective here... blow
Debbie Dooley out of the water!
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Wow, mom, you kinda make
it sound like a battle plan.
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Oh, good. That's coming through?
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[Mouthing]
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The idea is...
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We go first, we go big, we go loud.
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[Squeals]
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When Charlie's part
of the party is over,
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little Deedee isn't even
gonna want a birthday.
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Isn't that a little extreme?
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Well, it's just a goal. I'm
not saying we'll get there.
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Okay, brainstorming time.
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Mm, I have to warn you,
brainstorming's not really my thing.
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It's always sunny up here.
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PJ, I have faith in you.
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Besides, you're the only one who's home.
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Okay.
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Throw out some ideas. Just
give me something. What you got?
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- Um...
- Kid's birthday party.
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- Going big.
- An elephant.
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- Little smaller.
- A baby elephant.
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- Good!
- You like the baby elephant?
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No. It's good that we're getting
the bad ideas out of the way.
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Uh, Gabe, there you are.
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- Bryce is looking for you.
- He is?
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Yeah. He wants to talk to you.
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Yeah, well, tell Bryce I'll
be right here waiting for him.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
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[Sputtering]
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Hey, I thought you and my dad
weren't coming back until later.
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Yeah, well, there was
kind of an... incident.
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I set off a bug bomb
and then I got a text.
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And then he answered the
text rather than say...
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"You have five seconds, Bob".
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Again, I'm really sorry, Mr. Duncan.
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Hey, a little poison
never killed anybody.
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Oh, yeah, it did.
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Um, you know what? I'm gonna
go home and get cleaned up.
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- Let me guess...
- [Door closes]
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The text was from your girlfriend?
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Yeah. This is getting to be too much.
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Now it's affecting my job.
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Well, if it's any consolation,
it's not much of a job.
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That's it. I gotta break up with her.
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And this time it's gonna stick.
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This time?
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I tried to break up with
Julie before I moved here.
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But as soon as I started, her eyes got
all misty and her bottom lip popped out.
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Next thing I know I'm
making her a mix tape.
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Well, good luck.
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I need help.
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From you.
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Me? What can I do?
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You can pretend to be Julie.
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I'll try and break up with you,
and you try and talk me out of it.
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Ooh, hey! Lucky for you, I
do an amazing southern accent.
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That really won't be necessary.
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[Southern accent] Howdy,
Beau. How's your mama and them?
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- Teddy, I don't...
- Teddy?
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Who's Teddy?
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I'm Julie, the flower of the south.
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Or maybe you can just be there to
support me when I break up with her.
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Quietly.
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With no accent.
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All right, sugar.
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Let me know if you change your mind.
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Okay.
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But I won't.
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Okay, dry run for Charlie's party.
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Let's take it from the top.
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Ladies and gentlemen, you've seen
her at one, you've seen her at two,
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again at three and now Charlie Duncan...
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Is four!
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Is four!
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- Great.
- I should have sunglasses.
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Ooh, nice touch. We'll get those.
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Okay, once she gets to the center of
the room, you go for the big finish.
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Let's talk about our
understanding of "big finish".
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I'm still waiting for my glasses.
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Okay okay, this is
good. But is it enough?
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I feel like we need one more thing.
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Hi, hon'.
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A clown. We need a clown.
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No, it's okay. Not life-threatening.
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But thanks for the concern.
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Oh, no no no no. You're not
tracking that stuff through my house.
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How else am I gonna get cleaned up?
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Charlie, honey, take your father
to the backyard and hose him down.
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Come on, daddy. You know the drill.
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[School bell ringing]
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Duncan!
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[Nervously] Hey, Bryce.
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I've been looking for you.
254
00:13:30,563 --> 00:13:34,249
Hey, that is the first
I'm hearing of that.
255
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:37,180
There's something I've
been meaning to do.
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00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:42,041
Okay, just get it over
with. [Inhales sharply]
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00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:44,809
Dude, I'm not gonna hit
you. I just wanna thank you.
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For what?
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00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:48,646
I'm not the toughest
kid in school anymore.
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[Sighs] What a relief.
I'm free to be me.
261
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I can finally join the Book
Club, take modern dance.
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00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:58,756
All the things you used
to beat people up for.
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- Ironic, huh?
- Yeah.
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I wouldn't wanna be you, though.
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00:14:03,004 --> 00:14:07,532
Now that you're the toughest kid,
everyone's gonna want a piece of you.
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00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:09,467
That doesn't sound good.
267
00:14:09,468 --> 00:14:15,288
Here's a tip... make sure the
nurse knows your blood type.
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00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:20,338
Oh! Ow!
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00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:23,548
- Oh, he punched me! Noah punched me!
- What?
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00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:28,140
Noah Nixon's now the
toughest kid in school!
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00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:30,961
Glad that's over.
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Just stay strong. You can do this.
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[Key clacks]
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00:14:39,465 --> 00:14:41,877
- Hey, Julie.
- Hi, darling.
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00:14:41,878 --> 00:14:44,283
Hey, look, there's something
I've been meaning to tell you.
276
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,870
Have you been getting my messages?
277
00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:51,771
Because the girl who answers the
phone doesn't seem very smart.
278
00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:55,880
Look, I've been thinking
about this a lot.
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00:14:55,881 --> 00:14:58,583
Now that we're so far
apart, it's tough, so...
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00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:02,299
- You're moving back home?!
- No, I'm not moving back home.
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00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,229
Look, I'm calling to tell you
that I think we should break up.
282
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:08,530
What? You're dumping me?
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00:15:08,594 --> 00:15:11,595
[Voice breaking] I can't
believe this. [Exhales]
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00:15:11,596 --> 00:15:16,985
Oh, come on. Don't do that.
Not the lip. Please not the lip.
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00:15:16,986 --> 00:15:21,606
- Okay, maybe we can make this work.
- No.
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00:15:22,574 --> 00:15:25,910
Julie, hi. I'm Teddy. Um...
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00:15:25,911 --> 00:15:29,880
Put the lip away, Sweetie.
It's not gonna work on me.
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00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:34,133
- Who are you?
- I work with Beau. I take the messages.
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00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,530
And I happen to think I'm very smart,
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00:15:36,531 --> 00:15:40,525
but maybe that doesn't
come across over the phone.
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00:15:40,526 --> 00:15:44,140
- Are you trying to steal my boyfriend?
- No! No no no no no.
292
00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:45,797
Not at all. We're just friends.
293
00:15:45,798 --> 00:15:48,309
In fact, I just went through
what you're going through.
294
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,802
A long-distance relationship
that didn't work.
295
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:55,285
Until we both decided that
we had to make a tough choice.
296
00:15:55,286 --> 00:16:00,026
We had to be mature
and let each other go.
297
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:03,155
Who are you again?
298
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:06,684
Look, I know it's hard now,
but you're gonna be okay.
299
00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:09,706
You got a lot going
for you. You're pretty,
300
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:13,993
you seem nice and you got
that cute southern accent.
301
00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:15,983
You really think I'll be okay?
302
00:16:15,984 --> 00:16:17,662
Absolutely.
303
00:16:17,663 --> 00:16:21,628
Hey, and, uh... speaking
of southern accents,
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00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:25,737
I don't mean to brag, but I happen to
think I do a pretty good one myself.
305
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:28,231
- Would you like to hear it?
- No, thank you.
306
00:16:28,232 --> 00:16:31,609
- But I appreciate you making this easier.
- Okay.
307
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:34,711
[Southern accent] We'll
y'all have a real good...
308
00:16:34,712 --> 00:16:38,039
[Normal voice] Oh. And she's gone.
309
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,156
I can't believe it. I did it.
310
00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:43,917
Well, we did it.
311
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:47,307
I feel so much better.
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00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:49,212
I can't thank you enough, Teddy.
313
00:16:49,213 --> 00:16:52,453
I'm glad I could help.
314
00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,805
I should probably...
315
00:17:00,806 --> 00:17:03,188
Get out to the job.
316
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,639
Yeah. And I... I should...
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00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,580
Get back over here.
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00:17:14,753 --> 00:17:17,393
[Exhales deeply]
319
00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:26,029
Okay, everybody. Kids, it's time
for Charlie's super-incredible...
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00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:28,550
Amazing party!
321
00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:32,041
And the other one.
322
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:35,102
Okay, Charlie, this is your big moment.
323
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:38,103
Let's see the wave.
324
00:17:38,744 --> 00:17:44,644
Remember, swivel the wrist. It's
like screwing in a light bulb.
325
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,057
Okay.
326
00:17:47,222 --> 00:17:49,132
It's go time.
327
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,833
Mom, wait. Look.
328
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,046
Deedee looks sad.
329
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:56,193
- She sure does.
- Yeah.
330
00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:57,929
It's really bringing me down.
331
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,352
Excuse me, honey. Could
you move out of the doorway?
332
00:18:00,353 --> 00:18:03,193
Grand entrance coming through.
333
00:18:03,194 --> 00:18:06,838
Can Deedee ride in the car with me?
334
00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:08,639
It would be the right thing to do.
335
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:13,061
No no no no no! This is not about doing
the right thing. This is about winning.
336
00:18:13,062 --> 00:18:15,379
Think about what
you're teaching Charlie.
337
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:19,040
And I mean her, not the cat.
338
00:18:19,073 --> 00:18:21,413
Okay, fine.
339
00:18:22,946 --> 00:18:26,246
I always hate this part.
340
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:30,761
May I present to you Charlie and Deedee!
341
00:18:30,762 --> 00:18:33,642
The birthday girls!
342
00:18:39,505 --> 00:18:42,385
Wave, Deedee, wave.
343
00:18:45,477 --> 00:18:47,697
[Cheering]
344
00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:51,416
Thanks for including Deedee.
345
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:55,396
- That was nice.
- Oh, well, you know me.
346
00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:58,542
Always taking the high road.
347
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:01,592
That's one way to go. Here's another.
348
00:19:01,593 --> 00:19:03,566
Hey, everybody.
349
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:07,798
I've got a special surprise
for Deedee's birthday.
350
00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:09,567
Look outside!
351
00:19:09,568 --> 00:19:11,082
- Oh!
- [Kids cheering]
352
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,571
[Elephant roars]
353
00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:15,451
A baby elephant!
354
00:19:15,452 --> 00:19:17,575
I knew that was a good idea!
355
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:20,878
Come on, everyone. Elephant
rides on the playground!
356
00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:23,399
[All cheering]
357
00:19:27,686 --> 00:19:31,522
Well, at least you have the satisfaction
of knowing you did the right thing.
358
00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:34,403
Yeah. That's true.
359
00:19:35,147 --> 00:19:37,595
Why don't I feel better?
360
00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:39,830
I'm proud of you, mom.
361
00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:41,732
Thanks.
362
00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:44,269
Yeah, I got nothing.
363
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,344
Well, I'm gonna go use the restroom and
then I'll help you clean up all this.
364
00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:51,185
- Okay. Thanks, honey.
- Mm hmm.
365
00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:53,834
[Sighs deeply]
366
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,807
[Elephant roars]
367
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,128
Woo-hoo!
368
00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:13,464
Well, Charlie, you'll always
remember your fourth birthday.
369
00:20:13,465 --> 00:20:18,736
That's the one where they
couldn't get PJ off the elephant.
370
00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:24,194
I missed it, though. I was at dad's
office breaking up with Beau's girlfriend.
371
00:20:24,195 --> 00:20:27,255
So, now he's single.
372
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:31,224
Why did I smile when I said that?
373
00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:32,431
Why... [giggles]
374
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,672
Why am I still smiling?
375
00:20:35,854 --> 00:20:38,772
Amy: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting...
376
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,450
[Sighs]
377
00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:42,491
Dinner!
378
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:47,865
She hasn't put that thing down all day.
379
00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:50,829
In this corner, weighing
in at six and a half pounds,
380
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:54,464
everybody's favorite, baked chicken!
381
00:20:54,465 --> 00:20:58,381
And in this corner, it's the
lean, green fighting machine...
382
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,362
Salad!
383
00:21:01,263 --> 00:21:03,279
Tonight's meal will be refereed by...
384
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,560
Applesauce!
385
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,000
Wish us good luck, Charlie.
386
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,600
Okay, Charlie.
387
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:21,506
Make a wish.
388
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:26,316
Charlie! You bring your
brother back right now!
389
00:21:26,317 --> 00:21:28,237
Okay.
390
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:31,128
[Laughs]
391
00:21:32,656 --> 00:21:37,203
Thank you. Now, I am going to give
you one more chance young lady.
392
00:21:37,204 --> 00:21:41,284
And this time make it a nice wish.
393
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,710
Charlie Duncan, that was very naughty.
394
00:21:46,711 --> 00:21:50,551
Do you wanna go where mommy is?
395
00:21:50,846 --> 00:21:52,646
No.
396
00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:55,555
[Stammering] I... I was just...
397
00:21:55,556 --> 00:21:57,657
I was just wondering if
you wanted your presents.
398
00:21:57,658 --> 00:21:59,258
[Babbles]
399
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:02,259
And Toby's presents.
400
00:22:02,939 --> 00:22:05,198
And anything else that you wanted.
401
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,121
We're gonna get along just fine.
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