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Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
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Fa la la la la la la la la la.
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'Tis the season...
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Hi!
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Hey, sounding good, Mrs. Duncan.
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Oh! I know.
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It's going to sound even
better when I sing it tonight
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at the annual Duncan
Christmas Eve Talent Show.
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Oh, mom, Spencer and I are singing too.
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We even worked out a new
Christmas song together.
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Oh, that is so wonderful!
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And so brave of you to
sing the same night I do.
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Well, we're off to Super Christmas Land.
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Ooh, Super Christmas Land? What's that?
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Oh, that's what Super
Adventure Land calls itself,
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for one week each year at Christmas time.
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Last week it was Super Hanukkah Land.
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Next week it's Super Kwanzaa Land.
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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Oh, grandma's here!
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- ( Sarcastically ) Yay.
- Oh!
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Oh oh!
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Charlie, what do you
have to say to grandma?
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Good-bye.
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Sorry, she's just excited.
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We're off to have her very first
picture taken with Santa.
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I understand.
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Okay, well, we gotta run, but
we can't wait to see you later.
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- Oh, good.
- Okay.
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- All right, bye.
- Both: Bye.
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Oh, Amy. It's nice to see you.
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Oh, Linda, it's nice to see you.
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( Nervous chuckle )
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Well.
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The decorations look nice and whatnot.
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Although that wreath is in the wrong place.
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I like it there.
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I'll fix it later.
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Okay. Bob?
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- Oh, my goodness!
- Mom!
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Is that my son or Hercules?
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Oh, mom! Please!
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Dropped some weight, got totally buff.
Don't make a fuss.
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So, how was the flight?
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Oh, you know, the usual delays and whatnot.
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But everybody on the plane loved the song
that I'm going to sing at the Talent Show.
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Deck the halls with
boughs of Holly...
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Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Hang on there, grandma.
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I'm singing "Deck The Halls".
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Sweetheart, maybe you should clean
the halls before you deck them.
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( Whispering ) I may deck
something besides the halls.
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Okay, stand down.
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We both can't sing the song and I
did come all the way from Phoenix.
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She did come all the way from Phoenix.
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- Well, it's my house.
- It is her house.
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- I gave birth to you.
- I married you. Ba-bam!
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Okay, fine!
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Nobody sings it. That's my final decision.
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Oh, that's your decision?
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Who died and made you
King of the Talent Show?
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- Really!
- Unbelievable.
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( High voice ) Yay, Christmas.
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby,
there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Hey, guys?
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Uh, listen. I need a favor.
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Well, since we're still in the
pre-Christmas gotta-be-nice zone.
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What can we do for you?
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I need you to find out what
your mom got me for Christmas.
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- Why?
- Well, because.
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Every year, your mom and I,
we make this agreement
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not to spend too much on
each other's presents but...
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I never know what that means.
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I would have thought
"not spending too much"
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is a phrase you're very familiar with.
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Every year I wind up getting it wrong.
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Oh, right, like the time she bought you
really nice watch and you got her those...
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- Uh, what were they called again?
- Slocks.
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They're not slippers, they're not socks.
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They're Slocks.
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That was the Christmas that mom
kept slipping and falling.
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Slocks... they're not just
ugly, they're dangerous.
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All right. Come on, guys. Hey...
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When you were doing your present snooping,
did you happen to see what your mom got me?
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Dad, I'm older now.
I don't do that anymore.
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And thanks for the headphones!
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Well, naughty can't help me.
Let's try nice.
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- Ooh, that's me!
- Ha ha, PJ!
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Come on, find out from
your mom what she got me.
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- All right, I'll talk to her.
- All right, great.
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She'll tell you anything.
We all know you're her favorite.
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He is?
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Well, hey hey hey!
I didn't say my favorite.
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That would be Teddy, right?
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No comment.
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Oh, relax.
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I'm sure you're in the top five.
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I know that you're tired and you're
hungry and your feet are cold,
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but all this whining doesn't help.
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But it's taking so long!
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When do I get to see Santa?
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Really soon, I promise.
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Yeah, if that kid would
ever get off Santa's lap.
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He's been on there for like 10 minutes.
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Yeah, what's taking him so long?
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It should be sit, list, snap, go.
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Sit, list, snap, go! How hard is that?
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Santa can hear you, young lady.
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Yeah, well, that's kind of the idea, Santa.
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But seriously, you might
want to cool it, all right?
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- Carl's not the nicest guy.
- Wait, you know Santa?
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Yeah, from when we worked here.
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I did a show with him.
"The tribute to America".
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He played Johnny Appleseed
before he put on the weight.
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Santa heard that too.
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- Hey, mom.
- Hey.
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What you doing?
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Welding.
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Good good.
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So, listen, I was thinking about
what present to get for dad.
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And I don't want to get him
the same thing you did.
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What did you get him again?
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Did your dad send you down here
to find out what I got him?
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I'm not prepared for any
follow-up questions.
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I'm not going to tell you what I got him.
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Then I won't ask again.
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Am I still your favorite?
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That's why you're my favorite.
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Yes!
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Well, then I'll let you
get back to your welding.
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- Good news, guys.
- You found out what your mom's getting me?
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No, but I confirmed I'm her favorite.
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Well, there you go.
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Gonna fail Christmas again.
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Maybe I can help you.
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You already bought mom a gift, right?
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And I'm guessing it's
somewhere in the Slocks area?
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Actually, I got her a very special
foam rug for the kitchen.
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Something she can stand on
when she's doing the dishes.
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It's called the foot cush.
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Oh, so you want the Slocks to
seem like the good old days.
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Wow, dad, you set the bar so low, I
can't believe you went under it.
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- Good one.
- Thank you. I like yours too.
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Guys, I'm just trying to be thoughtful.
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Look, your mom saw a foot
cushion in a store once,
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and she said she might like one.
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All right, so the point is you
got the cheap gift covered.
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Now all you have to do
is buy mom a nice gift.
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Buy her two gifts?
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Exactly. Then hide them in different places
and after you open mom's gift to you,
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you'll know which one to give her.
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Gabe! That's genius. Eh?
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There you go.
That's why you're my favorite.
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This whole favorite thing is
starting to lose all meaning.
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Yes. We're next, Charlie.
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Spencer: Teddy, look.
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Teddy: Back in one hour?!
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You can't do that.
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Sorry, missy, I get a one hour
break every four hours I work.
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Union rules.
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- What Union?
- H.A.G...
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The Holiday Actors Guild.
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No no, wait. Come on, come on.
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Look, we've been waiting
here for two hours.
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Okay, we're hungry, we're tired...
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Take it up with H.A.G.
now get out of my way.
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You're not going anywhere, Santa.
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Try and stop me.
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Ha ha ha!
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Whoops!
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Oh, Teddy.
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( Crashing )
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Yes!
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Let's get the picture.
Here, I'll hold Santa's arms down.
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Step away from the fat man.
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Well well well.
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If it isn't Teddy Duncan.
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Howdy, Sheriff.
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Merry Christmas.
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You redecorated. Place looks good.
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We try to give it a holiday feel.
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- Hey, honey.
- Oh, Bob?
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Um, I've decided I'm not going to sing
"Deck The Halls" at the Talent Show.
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Really? Oh, thank you.
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Thank you for taking the high
road and keeping the peace.
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I'm going to do an impression instead.
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- An impression?
- Mmm.
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Of a family member. Can you guess who?
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( Breathing hard )
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"I flew all the way in
from Phoenix and whatnot".
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And, oh oh!
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"Bobby is so muscley and whatnot".
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Oh. Hey, mom. Um, how much did you hear?
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I didn't hear a thing.
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I just wanted to tell you that I've decided
to let Amy sing "Deck The Halls" this year.
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Well, I'm glad somebody understands
the true spirit of Christmas.
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Instead I'm going to do an
impression of a family member.
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Oh.
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Can you guess who?
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"My house is dirty". Ba-bam!
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I can't even hang a wreath. "Ba-bam!"
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- Whatnot.
- Ba-bam!
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- Whatnot!
- Ba-bam!
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Oh, come on. You know what?
I've had it with the two of you.
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Forget it. Talent Show is canceled.
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- Who does he think he is?
- You gave birth to him.
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Well, you married him. Ba-bam!
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So last year, you tackled the
Super Adventure Land Mayor.
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Today you bowled over Santa Claus.
What's next?
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You gonna harpoon The Easter Bunny?
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Well, I don't know.
I haven't made my plans yet for easter.
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How much longer do I have to stay in here?
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You aren't going anywhere
till we have a trial.
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Can't have a trial till
the Judge gets here.
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Well, when will that be?
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Super Adventure Land Christmas
court is now in session.
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Santa?
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This is not how I wanted
to be spending my break.
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Teddy Duncan, you may approach the bench.
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Finally.
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In the case of Kringle versus Duncan,
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you are charged with assault
with a snowman head.
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How do you plead?
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Not guilty by reason of being...
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Not guilty.
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All right, Santa. In your own words,
tell us exactly what happened.
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Well, I was taking my H.A.G.
mandated break and then she attacked me.
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Ask him. He saw the whole thing.
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Uh, your honor, I have to recuse myself.
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I'm in a very happy and committed
relationship with the defendant.
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Ooh, Sweetie.
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Thank you, Sweetie, you are recused.
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All right, let's hear from the defense.
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Your honor, if I may, Christmas
is the most magical time of year.
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And who loves it more than anyone?
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The children.
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And I was just trying to
make one child happy.
251
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So if that's a crime, well,
then call me a criminal.
252
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Or don't. You know, whatever
gets me out of here faster.
253
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I've heard enough. I'm ready to rule.
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My verdict is guilty.
255
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Yes!
256
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You're guilty.
257
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:26,702
Me? I'm... I'm not on trial here.
258
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I've never liked you, Carl.
259
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It's time you learned a little
something about Christmas spirit.
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I sentence you to one picture
with this little girl.
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Thank you, Sheriff.
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Yay.
263
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( Laughs )
264
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Jolly it up, Carl.
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What you doing? What are you looking at?
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What you doing?
267
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Oh. Oh, he's such a sweet little angel.
268
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Aw, he sure is.
269
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It's too bad his first Christmas has
all this fighting and unpleasantness.
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I know.
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I have a solution.
272
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I'll help you pack.
273
00:14:22,745 --> 00:14:26,242
I was going to say that we should
sing "Deck The Halls" together.
274
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You mean as a duet?
275
00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:31,015
Yes. So, let's du-et.
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( All cheering )
277
00:14:46,883 --> 00:14:52,069
Yeah! Let's give it up for the great
Bobbini and his assistant Charlie!
278
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( All cheering )
279
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Okay, quick question for Bobbini.
280
00:14:57,108 --> 00:15:00,043
That dove you made disappear? Where is it?
281
00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:02,893
Oh, don't worry, honey.
We'll find it later...
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Hopefully.
283
00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:12,154
Okay, well, up next, the musical
stylings of grandma and mom.
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Deck the halls with boughs of Holly.
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Fa la la la la la la la la la.
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'Tis the season to be jolly.
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Fa la la la la la la la la la.
288
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Don we now our gay apparel.
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Fa la la la la la la la la.
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Troll the ancient yuletide carol.
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Both: Fa la la la la la la la la la.
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See the blazing yule before us.
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Fa la la la la la la la la la.
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- Strike the harp...
- Ow!
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And join the chorus.
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Both: Fa la la la la la la la la la.
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Follow me in merry measure.
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Fa la la la la la la la la la.
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While I tell of yuletide treasure.
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Fa la la la la la.
301
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La la la la!
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Well, there you have it,
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grandma and mom working
together for the first and
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probably the last time.
305
00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:16,921
Okay, next we have PJ and Gabe doing...
what are you guys doing?
306
00:16:16,922 --> 00:16:20,069
An exercise in improvisational theater.
307
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,848
That's right. Improv at its finest, people.
308
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,273
We are looking for suggestions
from the audience.
309
00:16:25,274 --> 00:16:28,029
We need an occupation and an object.
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00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:32,678
- A lawyer and a rock.
- Has to be a cop and a banana.
311
00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:37,419
- A cop and a banana.
- Excellent suggestion.
312
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:40,532
Oh, here I am being a cop.
313
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,701
Ooh, look at that.
314
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A banana.
315
00:16:45,598 --> 00:16:49,138
Now I'm peeling the banana.
316
00:16:49,224 --> 00:16:51,483
Hey, I'm a criminal. Give me that banana.
317
00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:53,889
No, it's my banana.
318
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And scene.
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( Scattered applause )
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Okay, now Spencer and I are going to
sing a new Christmas song for you.
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Hope you like it.
322
00:17:07,338 --> 00:17:10,458
( Playing slow melody )
323
00:17:13,084 --> 00:17:18,568
I hear church bells a'ringing.
324
00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:20,670
Carolers are singing.
325
00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:24,060
Harmony with me now.
326
00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:27,942
You are looking so lovely.
327
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:29,227
Yeah!
328
00:17:29,228 --> 00:17:33,386
Even if the lights go out.
329
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We've got mistletoe, and firelight.
330
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On this cold December night.
331
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The snow outside will set the mood.
332
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As I sing my song for you.
333
00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:57,833
Woo!
334
00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:04,968
Merry first Christmas, Toby.
335
00:18:04,969 --> 00:18:07,309
( Gurgling )
336
00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:09,563
Yay.
337
00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:14,370
For Gabe.
338
00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:16,079
Okay. Merry Christmas, Gabe.
339
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,495
Hey, headphones! Thanks, guys.
340
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:21,591
How do you know what's in it?
You haven't opened it yet.
341
00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:23,872
Oh, right.
342
00:18:23,997 --> 00:18:27,597
Hey, headphones. Thanks, guys.
343
00:18:28,497 --> 00:18:30,402
Okay, where are mom's presents?
344
00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:36,303
Expensive one's under the red tree,
cheap one's behind my chair.
345
00:18:36,318 --> 00:18:38,573
Okay, honey, time for you
and I to exchange presents.
346
00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:40,491
But I want mine first.
347
00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,138
Well, hang on there, tiger.
348
00:18:42,139 --> 00:18:45,707
Easy easy.
Okay, let's see what we've got here.
349
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,482
( Struggling ) Oh, my goodness!
350
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:48,956
Whoa.
351
00:18:48,957 --> 00:18:51,177
( Laughs )
352
00:18:53,985 --> 00:18:56,230
Big box, small present.
353
00:18:56,231 --> 00:19:00,305
Mama Ames's Christmas fake-out. Woo woo!
354
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,258
What is it?
355
00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,793
I bought you your very own star.
356
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,795
All: Nice! Ooh!
357
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:09,207
It's recorded in the International
Star Registry and everything.
358
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:13,482
I almost bought him a planet.
That could have been ugly.
359
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:16,039
Wow. Thank you, Sweetie.
360
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,521
Hey, mom, check it out.
361
00:19:17,522 --> 00:19:19,322
Eh.
362
00:19:20,713 --> 00:19:22,045
Okay, where's my present?
363
00:19:22,046 --> 00:19:25,219
Uh, hang on. Still...
still loving my present,
364
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:28,259
which must have cost you
a pretty penny, yes?
365
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:31,754
Dad, it's the thought that counts.
Can't put a price on that.
366
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,285
Yes.
367
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:35,193
But if you could...
368
00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:37,267
Still waiting for my present.
369
00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:39,352
Okay, um...
370
00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:41,213
Uh...
371
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:46,601
Okay, all right.
372
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,562
- There we go.
- Ooh! What do we have here?
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00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,665
( Gasps )
374
00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:52,016
Oh.
375
00:19:52,017 --> 00:19:54,305
It's a bracelet.
376
00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:56,212
Oh, Bob, it's beautiful.
377
00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:59,471
But you must have spent
10 times what I spent.
378
00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:03,372
Oh, now we're gonna talk prices.
379
00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:05,564
Well, honey, I just...
380
00:20:05,565 --> 00:20:10,026
I'm very thankful, I just...
I thought we agreed not to spend very much.
381
00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:14,864
Maybe you'll find our gift
a little more appropriate.
382
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:18,705
Hey, what are you... you can't...
383
00:20:18,836 --> 00:20:22,825
- This is from me and PJ!
- Oh, my goodness! A foot cush?
384
00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:24,746
Yeah.
385
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,676
How did you guys know?
386
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:32,257
Seriously, you guys!
I have been wanting one of these forever.
387
00:20:32,258 --> 00:20:37,787
Oh, my gosh. I mentioned it to your father
once, but I guess he wasn't listening.
388
00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,658
We listen, mom.
389
00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:42,359
Because we care.
390
00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,382
Okay, time for our Christmas picture.
391
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:48,354
All: Okay. Let's do it, guys. Come on.
392
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:50,430
Hey, buddy.
393
00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:52,291
Hey.
394
00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:55,617
Oh, up we go.
395
00:20:56,301 --> 00:20:58,074
Hey, buddy.
396
00:20:58,075 --> 00:21:01,435
- Smile!
- Sweetheart, oh!
397
00:21:02,089 --> 00:21:03,980
Dove at 10:00!
398
00:21:03,981 --> 00:21:06,141
All: Ah!
399
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,201
Hey, Charlie.
400
00:21:14,202 --> 00:21:17,988
Well, you finally got your first
picture with Santa Claus.
401
00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,962
It was a day to remember.
402
00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:23,426
Although I hope you forget the part
about me attacking Santa clause,
403
00:21:23,427 --> 00:21:26,667
and then going to jail.
404
00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:30,661
Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that.
405
00:21:30,662 --> 00:21:32,691
( Rewinding )
406
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:36,009
Hey, Charlie. So, you finally got
your first picture with Santa Claus.
407
00:21:36,010 --> 00:21:39,058
That I'm mentioning for
the very first time.
408
00:21:39,059 --> 00:21:41,728
Hey, any chance I could
say "good luck, Charlie"?
409
00:21:41,729 --> 00:21:44,756
- I've never said it before.
- Oh, yeah. Sure, of course.
410
00:21:44,757 --> 00:21:47,123
- Good luck, Charlie.
- Hey!
411
00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:49,224
Ba-bam!
412
00:21:51,529 --> 00:21:53,929
( Rewinding )
413
00:21:54,006 --> 00:21:56,341
Hey. You got your first picture with Santa.
414
00:21:56,342 --> 00:21:59,222
Good luck, Charlie.
415
00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:02,937
( Doorbell rings )
416
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,650
( Gasps )
417
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,651
Snowy the Snowman, registered trademark
of Super Adventure Land, incorporated?
418
00:22:12,652 --> 00:22:15,952
What are you doing here?
419
00:22:16,926 --> 00:22:20,071
My head's fine. Thanks for asking.
420
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:24,308
Oh, are you mad because I used
your head as a bowling ball?
421
00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:26,649
Little bit.
422
00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:32,393
Look, I'm... I'm really sorry. Come on in.
423
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,677
Hey, how about I make it up to you?
How about some cookies?
424
00:22:36,678 --> 00:22:38,791
I could eat.
425
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,944
Great. All right, well,
make yourself comfortable.
426
00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:43,945
I'll be right back.
427
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:49,458
Okay, so great news, we've got
chocolate chip, peanut butter...
428
00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:51,379
Yeee!
429
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,960
Oh!
430
00:22:54,529 --> 00:22:56,809
Snowy, no!
431
00:22:56,864 --> 00:23:00,524
Snowy: I'm having a bad day.
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