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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Uh-oh. Charlie's in a time-out.
What'd she do?
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She tried to give your baby
brother to the mailman.
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Mm-hmm. Even put a stamp on his forehead.
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Wait a minute, didn't PJ try to mail me?
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Yes, and you tried to mail Gabe,
and Gabe tried to mail Charlie.
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See, these are the sweet family memories
you just don't get with e-mail.
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Mm.
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Okay.
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Charlie, have you learned your lesson?
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No.
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Close enough. Get outta here. Go go go.
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Uh... Oh. Um...
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By the way, I was on your
school website this morning,
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and I noticed that your
volleyball team needs a team mom.
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Don't tell me you're
thinking about calling.
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Called.
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But you're... You're not doing it, right?
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Doing it.
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Mom! Don't you think we should have
had a conversation about this?
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Just did.
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( Sighs )
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( Laughs )
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What are you smiling about?
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It'll be your turn next.
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( Rock music playing )
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Today's all burnt toast
running late and Dad jokes.
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"Has anybody seen my left shoe?"
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I close my eyes, take a bite
grab a ride, laugh out loud.
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There it is up on the roof.
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I've been there, I survived.
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So just take my advice.
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Hang in there, baby
things are crazy.
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But I know your future's bright.
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Hang in there, baby,
there's no maybe.
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Everything turns out all right.
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Sure life is up and down.
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But trust me, it comes back around.
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You're gonna love who
you turn out to be.
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Hang in there, baby.
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Hey, Teddy.
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I'm a fragrance technician at Bimbel's.
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- Fragrance technician.
- Mm-hmm.
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Basically, I hold up a bottle
of cologne and do this... CHH.
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Very different from when I used to work
at Kwikki-Chikki, where I did this...
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( Imitates clunking )
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And this... ( Whooshing )
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And sometimes this...
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( Imitates squeaking )
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Oh. Now you try this.
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Zip.
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This is baseball.
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Not my favorite sport, but
when I get to watch it,
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I get three hours all to myself.
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( Cooing )
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- Hey, dad.
- Yeah?
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There's something we need to talk about.
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Oh, no.
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Do I have to call my lawyer?
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My insurance guy? Please don't say both.
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Don't worry.
You don't have to call anybody.
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Besides, trouble making was
more tween Gabe's thing.
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I'm teen Gabe now.
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Well welcome Sir, we've uh...
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Been nervously expecting you.
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All right. So, here's the thing.
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Tomorrow, I need your help because...
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I have a date.
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Nice. So, who's the girl?
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Her name's Emma. She's new at our school.
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Okay, so because she doesn't know
you, she agreed to go out with you.
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- Exactly.
- Yeah.
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Okay. So, here's the plan.
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You pick us up, you take us to the theater,
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and you sit as far away
from us as possible.
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Questions?
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Can I speak to her?
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Uh, yes. I have taken the liberty of
preparing some small talk for you.
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( Sighs )
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"Hello."
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"I'm Bob."
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"Good-bye."
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You know, now that I'm
hearing it out loud...
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We may not need "I'm Bob."
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Hey, Emmett.
How's the road trip to Death Valley?
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You ran out of gas?
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That can't be good.
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Vultures?
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That can't be good.
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Emmett.
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Dude, Emmett.
You're not gonna believe this.
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I think the clown moved out because there's
a really cute girl in that apartment.
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Well, you can't call dibs!
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We're not even sure if you're coming back.
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Sorry, dude. I'm making my move.
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Yeah.
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Up, and down.
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Up, and down.
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Up...
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And down.
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I hear this movie is pretty good.
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Yeah, me too. ( Chuckles )
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( Gabe's voice ) Yeah, me too?
That's all you got?
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I should have written out
some cards for myself.
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Oh. Great, thanks.
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My daughter's on a date with a kid...
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And I'm keeping an eye on them.
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You know what?
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I think that's my kid
she's on the date with.
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( Laughs )
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- Bob Duncan.
- Randy Schleebee, how you doing?
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I'm good.
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Have some popcorn.
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Hmm? Thanks.
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Have all the popcorn.
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Whoa. Salty.
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Yuck. Root beer.
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My bad.
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Oh, it's starting.
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( Sighs )
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Man, I can't believe we lost again.
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What do you think the problem is?
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The other team scored more points than us.
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- Um, I have an idea.
- Mm!
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Nope. Mom, remember we made an agreement.
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As team mom, you can only answer
questions about snacks and schedules.
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We even put this in writing.
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Well, if she gives advice as
awesomely as she slices oranges,
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maybe she's got something.
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I like this girl.
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Okay, ladies. Listen up.
I've got a story for you.
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Oh, just so long as it's not
one of your college stories.
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- When I was in college...
- Here we go.
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I played hockey for the Southwest
Denver Community College Lady Icers.
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We'd lost 10 games in a row.
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But all that was about to change the
night that we played our arch rival,
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the Northeast Pueblo Community
College Lady Checkers.
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This is time you're never gonna get back.
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Now, because of a terrible blizzard,
we had to stay in a motel.
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Best thing that ever happened to us.
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We all got to know each
other and we really bonded.
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And you know what happened
at the next game?
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No, but I'm on the edge of my seat.
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One of their players
tripped me from behind...
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And our entire team jumped that girl and
cross-checked the daylights out of her.
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Ba-bam!
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It was so touching.
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To recap, your advice is
that we attack someone?
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Well, not at first.
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No no no. I'm saying that you invite
the team over for a slumber party.
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- So you guys can all bond.
- I love parties.
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And I just got a new sleeping bag!
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Okay, you are way too perky.
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Looks like we're having a sleepover.
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Yes, in my new sleeping bag!
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Seriously, just dial it down.
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( Sighs )
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- What a day.
- What a day.
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- She sat so close.
- He sat so close.
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- Our hands touched.
- Our hands touched!
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Wait, what are you talking about?
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Emma's dad.
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What a total nightmare.
I never want to see him again.
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Dad, who says you have to?
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Just because I'm hanging out
with Emma doesn't mean that,
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you have to do stuff with her dad.
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Really? I don't think
Randy feels the same way.
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What do you mean?
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Because he wrote his
phone number on my hand.
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Home.
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And cell.
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Hey.
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- I'm Molly.
- I'm PJ.
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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I didn't know I was living
across from a doctor.
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Oh, you are?
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I was talking about you. I saw your coat.
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( Chuckles ) Oh. Oh, you think...
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It's so impressive that someone
so young could be a doctor.
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I've worked really hard.
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So what's your specialty?
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My specialty? I uh...
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Make people smell better.
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Oh, so you're an ear, nose, and throat guy?
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Mostly nose.
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I'd say it's 50% nose, 30% ear, 30% throat.
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That's 110%.
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That's just how much I give.
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So what do you do, Molly?
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Oh, uh, I'm a college student.
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Well, it was nice meeting you, PJ.
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You know, actually... Um.
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I, uh...
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I'm cooking dinner tonight
if you want to come over.
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The diagnosis is meatloaf.
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Hey, girls. How's the bonding going?
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( Muttering )
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Okay.
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I see what the problem is.
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Put your phones in the basket.
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Good. Dump it. In.
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Aw, man.
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Teddy.
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Vonnie, you too.
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- What if my boyfriend calls?
- You have a boyfriend now?
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Here.
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Okay, girls. Forget about your phones.
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- ( Phone beeps )
- ( Gasps )
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Okay, everybody.
We're gonna do a bonding exercise.
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Now get up, get over there, form a circle.
Let's go. Hustle, hustle. Get a move on.
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Okay. Reach in the circle
and grab two hands.
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Now the goal here is to untie
the knot without letting go.
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It's very difficult, but if you work
together, you'll see how easy it is.
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Go.
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- Ow. Ow.
- Turn this way.
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- No, the other way!
- Ow.
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Ow, watch it!
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Get your butt out of my face!
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Get your face out of my butt.
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( Groans )
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You girls have got to
learn to work together.
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Okay, I need a volunteer. Teddy.
Everyone form a circle around Teddy.
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Come on.
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Now, you're going to close your eyes
and make your body stiff and straight.
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And then you're going to
lean into the circle.
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Now, you're gonna feel like
you're falling, but you're not
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because your teammates are
going to keep you upright.
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There we go.
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Now we're working together.
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Good. How you doing, Teddy?
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- You know, actually pretty good.
- Good.
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( Cell phone rings )
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Aah!
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I have to have a phone, I'm a mom.
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( Doorbell rings )
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Hi, Gabe.
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Emma.
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I was just wondering if you
wanted to go out for ice cream.
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- Sure.
- Why not make it a foursome?
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Hey.
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Hey, you know where I live now.
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Come on, Bobbo.
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We had so much fun this afternoon it'd
be a crime not to keep the party going.
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Yeah... Oh, whoa.
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Come on, Gabe. A little help?
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You smell like flowers.
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Oh, you... You know what?
What am I thinking?
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I can't go anywhere, I got two
little ones I gotta take care of.
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I hear you, Bobsled.
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That's a cry for help.
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So I'm staying right here with you.
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Maybe we can just have ice cream here.
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Looks like the party's
staying home, Bobcat.
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As you can tell, I've been thinking
of some nicknames for you.
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So you think of some names for me.
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Oh, I am.
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Okay, we are going to do
another bonding exercise.
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00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:17,839
Everyone find a partner.
259
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,032
Okay, good.
260
00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:22,971
Now I want each of you to tell your
partner one thing you like about her...
261
00:14:22,972 --> 00:14:26,040
And one thing you don't.
262
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:28,442
By the end of this, we're
all gonna be very close.
263
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:30,078
( Crying )
264
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:31,570
( Whining )
265
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,591
Oh yeah? Yeah, my head's too big?
266
00:14:35,786 --> 00:14:39,446
Well, your head is too small!
267
00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:42,735
I am not over dramatic!
268
00:14:42,910 --> 00:14:45,766
She said over dramatically.
269
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:48,467
Oh, wait a sec.
270
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,571
My bad. ( Chuckles )
271
00:14:50,572 --> 00:14:52,492
This is actually really funny.
272
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:56,253
Um, this is not a bonding exercise.
273
00:14:56,254 --> 00:15:01,712
No. We did this in my acting class
to break down our emotions.
274
00:15:01,713 --> 00:15:04,713
I feel so worthless!
275
00:15:06,421 --> 00:15:09,206
Well, as you can see, it's very effective.
276
00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:12,527
You know what, Vonnie?
You're even meaner than Coach Hammerstone!
277
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:15,714
Oh, please.
Nobody's meaner than that diphthong.
278
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,806
- Yeah, the worst.
- I hate him.
279
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,733
- We don't like the coach?
- Hate him.
280
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:22,637
And I like everybody.
281
00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:24,303
Well... Well, that's it.
282
00:15:24,304 --> 00:15:27,308
The best thing any team can bond over...
283
00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,022
A common enemy.
284
00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:30,906
Grab your coats.
285
00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:33,692
Wait. What about the slumber party?
286
00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:34,792
Oh, don't worry.
287
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:40,693
After we humiliate the coach, we'll all
come back here and get in our jammies.
288
00:15:47,386 --> 00:15:52,058
If there's one thing I've learned
from all my years of doctoring...
289
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:57,219
It's that sticks and stones
can break your bones.
290
00:15:58,246 --> 00:16:01,172
- Good to know.
- Mm-hmm.
291
00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:03,529
You know who used to live
in your apartment, Molly?
292
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,953
A clown.
293
00:16:04,954 --> 00:16:07,479
Oh, right. Patches.
I'm subletting from him.
294
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,431
He's working on a cruise ship.
295
00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:12,221
Boats and clowns.
296
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,239
Ugh, two of my biggest fears.
297
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,842
Actually my biggest fear...
298
00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:18,881
Would be a boat full of spiders...
299
00:16:18,882 --> 00:16:21,335
Driven by a clown.
300
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:23,256
Okay.
301
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:27,194
So, shall we retire to the...
302
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,719
Over there?
303
00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:33,429
Hey, can I ask you something?
304
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:34,605
Sure.
305
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,127
I fell off my bike and scraped my elbow.
306
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:39,078
I think it might be infected.
307
00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:42,248
- Would you take a look?
- Oh, um.
308
00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:44,004
I'm ear, nose, and throat.
309
00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:48,159
You need more of a wrist,
elbow, armpit guy.
310
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,940
Still. You are a doctor, right?
311
00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:54,591
Got me there.
312
00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:57,516
Okay. Let's take a look.
313
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,700
Ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe!
314
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:01,991
That's disgusting.
315
00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:04,171
- Is it infected?
- It's something. Cover it up!
316
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,261
Oh! Ohh.
317
00:17:06,262 --> 00:17:12,022
Oh, I would rather be on the
spider clown boat right now.
318
00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:15,148
PJ?
319
00:17:15,149 --> 00:17:18,284
You're not really a doctor, are you?
320
00:17:18,285 --> 00:17:19,776
( Sighs )
321
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,254
No.
322
00:17:21,255 --> 00:17:22,918
I'm not. I...
323
00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:25,510
Spray cologne at Bimbel's Department store.
324
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,796
Why did you lie?
325
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,782
Because you seemed so impressed
by all the doctor stuff.
326
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,267
I didn't think you'd like me
if you knew what I really do.
327
00:17:34,268 --> 00:17:36,608
I'm sorry.
328
00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:38,768
Well...
329
00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:40,598
Actually...
330
00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:43,647
I wasn't completely honest with you either.
331
00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,296
What do you mean?
332
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,839
I'm not really a student.
333
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,702
What are you?
334
00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:51,704
This is a surprise.
335
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,225
( Horn honks )
336
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,591
I don't usually tell people on the first
date, but it kind of came up naturally.
337
00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:02,139
Okay okay okay.
338
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:06,176
I just need some time to get used to this.
339
00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:10,060
PJ, a lot of people are afraid of clowns,
but I can help you get over that.
340
00:18:10,061 --> 00:18:13,121
Okay okay okay. Um...
341
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,039
We'll start tomorrow.
342
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,560
( Horn honks )
343
00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:27,360
Take that, Hammerstone!
344
00:18:27,361 --> 00:18:28,495
( Grunts )
345
00:18:28,496 --> 00:18:30,597
- Whoa.
- Yes.
346
00:18:30,598 --> 00:18:33,300
Yeah, taste my two-ply fury!
347
00:18:33,301 --> 00:18:36,336
- Great shot, Vonnie. You rock!
- Yeah!
348
00:18:36,337 --> 00:18:37,537
Keep firing, girls.
349
00:18:37,538 --> 00:18:42,088
Five bucks if anyone can
get it down the chimney.
350
00:18:42,089 --> 00:18:44,819
Look at this.
We're really coming together as a team.
351
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,640
Your idea actually worked.
352
00:18:46,641 --> 00:18:49,458
Well, of course it worked.
Why are you surprised?
353
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,622
I don't know, maybe I've
been influenced by the last,
354
00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:55,026
50 ideas that went so horribly wrong.
355
00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:57,920
Well, maybe in the future you'll
give your old mom some credit.
356
00:18:57,921 --> 00:19:00,232
She knows what she's doing.
357
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,670
Mrs. Duncan?
358
00:19:01,671 --> 00:19:06,045
Why does Coach Hammerstone's
welcome mat say "The Johnsons"?
359
00:19:06,046 --> 00:19:07,906
Huh?
360
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,998
Is is 306 North Birchwood, right?
361
00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:13,703
This is 306 South Birchwood.
362
00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,744
Bummer.
363
00:19:17,552 --> 00:19:18,563
( Police sirens )
364
00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:20,424
Run!
365
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,559
Aah!
366
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:31,460
Whoever doesn't get arrested,
meet me at 306 North Birchwood!
367
00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,323
( Doorbell rings )
368
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:37,508
Wait wait wait. Don't answer that.
369
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,866
Gabe, it's Emma.
370
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,027
Are you home?
371
00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:41,295
It's a trick.
372
00:19:41,296 --> 00:19:43,697
I know he's out there.
373
00:19:43,698 --> 00:19:46,278
I'm not here.
374
00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:49,137
Emma.
375
00:19:49,138 --> 00:19:51,768
And the Rand-man.
376
00:19:51,769 --> 00:19:55,243
I didn't want to say anything
so I could trick your dad.
377
00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:58,045
So, where is the Ka-Bobster?
378
00:19:58,046 --> 00:19:59,837
Um...
379
00:19:59,838 --> 00:20:01,000
He's not home.
380
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,217
Yes, he is.
381
00:20:03,218 --> 00:20:04,908
Uh, no. No he's not.
382
00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:10,024
She falls apart every time he leaves
so we try to keep her out of the loop.
383
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:12,665
He's in there.
384
00:20:14,263 --> 00:20:18,466
Oh, I love this guy. Always playing games.
385
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,167
- Gotcha!
- Hey.
386
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,043
So, want to sit down?
387
00:20:25,044 --> 00:20:26,262
Sure.
388
00:20:26,263 --> 00:20:30,016
Isn't it great that our
dads are best friends?
389
00:20:30,017 --> 00:20:32,465
Yeah, about that.
390
00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:34,386
Um...
391
00:20:34,451 --> 00:20:36,328
The truth is...
392
00:20:36,329 --> 00:20:39,867
My dad isn't crazy about your dad.
393
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:43,068
What? What's wrong with my dad?
394
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,047
For one thing, he's kind of loud.
395
00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:47,228
He's outgoing. ( Chuckles )
396
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:49,570
He makes up a bunch of stupid nicknames.
397
00:20:49,571 --> 00:20:53,171
Ka-Bobster? That's hilarious.
398
00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:57,741
I mean, he licks his fingers
and eats other people's food.
399
00:20:57,742 --> 00:20:59,024
Yeah.
400
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,209
I've got nothing for that one.
401
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:04,041
You know, your dad's not exactly perfect.
402
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,834
He's grumpy, and messy,
and says stupid things...
403
00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:08,349
Whoa whoa whoa.
404
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,654
My dad's not the problem.
405
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:11,934
Yours is.
406
00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:13,050
I mean, yeah.
407
00:21:13,051 --> 00:21:17,138
My dad is a problem, but not this problem.
408
00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:20,099
Well, I can't believe you're
saying bad things about my dad.
409
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:22,860
Daddy? Let's go!
410
00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:25,552
- What's wrong, honey?
- I want to go.
411
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,336
Gabe's a jerk.
412
00:21:27,337 --> 00:21:29,377
Oh... Oh yeah? Well...
413
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:32,039
You don't smell like flowers any more!
414
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,207
( Gabe's voice ) Good one.
415
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,548
Wasn't it?
416
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:42,049
Wow. This is a shock.
417
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,648
Hey, I guess this is it for us, too, huh?
418
00:21:44,649 --> 00:21:47,881
Just because the kids aren't seeing
each other doesn't mean that we can't.
419
00:21:47,882 --> 00:21:49,882
Hey, I got a great idea.
420
00:21:49,883 --> 00:21:51,290
Let's go camping.
421
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:54,711
Hey, I got a better idea.
422
00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:59,145
Randy: What is it?
423
00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:05,530
Well, Charlie.
424
00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:09,109
Um, once again mom interfered
with one of my activities,
425
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:11,860
but this time she actually helped.
426
00:22:11,861 --> 00:22:14,652
Yeah, thanks to her, the
team really bonded.
427
00:22:14,653 --> 00:22:17,285
And, uh, we'll have a
chance to bond even more
428
00:22:17,286 --> 00:22:20,658
at our court-ordered community service.
429
00:22:20,659 --> 00:22:23,239
( Phone rings )
430
00:22:24,872 --> 00:22:26,852
Hello?
431
00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:28,528
Who?
432
00:22:28,529 --> 00:22:31,649
Bob-a-lama-ding-dong?
433
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:36,075
- I'm not here.
- Oh, yes you are!
434
00:22:37,837 --> 00:22:43,511
Well, it looks like
Bob-a-lama-ding-dong has a new friend.
435
00:22:43,512 --> 00:22:44,908
Ooh.
436
00:22:44,909 --> 00:22:48,449
Wish him good luck, Charlie.
437
00:22:51,722 --> 00:22:54,040
Teddy, honey, it's not true.
438
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,512
Those girls were just being mean.
439
00:22:56,513 --> 00:22:58,209
Teddy: Are you sure?
440
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,096
Yes, I'm sure.
441
00:23:00,097 --> 00:23:03,697
You do not have a big head.
442
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,878
You're not just saying that?
443
00:23:09,879 --> 00:23:11,979
No. No.
444
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:17,636
Lots of families have to
have their doors widened.
445
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,530
It's just that lately I've
been feeling Like it's...
446
00:23:20,531 --> 00:23:23,351
Bigger than usual.
447
00:23:24,145 --> 00:23:27,910
Well, that's because You've been spending
too much time with your brothers.
448
00:23:27,911 --> 00:23:31,451
Hey, guys. What's going on?
449
00:23:32,097 --> 00:23:35,097
What you looking at?
450
00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:41,001
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