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Wake up.
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Wake up.
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Hi, Emma.
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Emma!
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This isn't what it looks like.
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You don't care. You're two.
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Hey, Zoey. Zoey!
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Uh, I guess I kind of dozed off.
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Huh, me too. I should probably be going.
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- Yeah, I got to, uh...
- Totally.
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- Yeah, maybe we can do this again...
- That would be great!
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- Maybe without the kids next...
- I'm in. See ya!
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Yeah, okay.
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I think this one is yours.
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Right.
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(theme music playing)
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It's amazing how the unexpected
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Can take your life
and change directions
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta - - www.addic7ed.com -
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(ding)
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Oh, Sam, hi!
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Uh, you're back early.
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I hope everything worked
out with my uncle's cabin.
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It was great.
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Except for the fact that you forgot
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to tell your uncle we are coming.
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Getting arrested was fun.
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Oh. Hey, everyone.
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So I guess I just tiptoed
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through the living room for nothing.
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You spent the night with Ben?
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- No.
- Yes.
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Yes. We just slept together.
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Regular sleep.
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Not the kind I can
see you both picturing.
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Oh, uh, they're a
couple. They kissed and...
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he's pretty good, right?
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Oh, my God, please don't ever tell Danny
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that I said that.
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Got it. I'm just gonna...
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Yeah.
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So...
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I guess Ben got over his little crush
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on me pretty quickly, huh?
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Little crush?
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He texted me a picture of the campsite
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he built for me.
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He was definitely crushing.
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Gosh, I guess I never
realized how sweet he could be.
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Maybe I misjudged him.
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No, no, no. I don't think so.
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Did I mention how perfect
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Ben and Zoey are together?
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Hey, roomie...
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Riley: Hey...
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so, we just heard all about
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your "little sleepover"
with Zoey last night.
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Feel free to lose the
air quotes and innuendo.
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Nothing happened.
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Having kids in bed with you
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is the best way to prevent more kids.
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Hey... so, since my little getaway
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got washed out, I was thinking about
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going up to my folks'
place in the Hamptons
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for a day or two... Do
you wanna come along?
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Really? Sweet, yeah,
that would be so cool.
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- Great.
- Okay.
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You'll love it.
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Oh, my God. What the
hell is wrong with you?
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You just spent the night with
Zoey, and now you're running off
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for a weekend with Sam?
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Calm down! Sam has
made it abundantly clear
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that we're just friends.
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Yeah, until she found out
that you might actually
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have feelings for someone else.
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Oh, my God, do you not
speak a word of "girl"?
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You're just jealous 'cause
she didn't invite you.
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Oh, please. Come on. Like I care
about going to the stupid Hamptons.
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Hey, Riley, do you and
Danny want to come, too?
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Yes, we would! That would be so amazing,
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I've never been to the Hamptons.
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I'm just going to keep an eye on you.
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Hey, Brad, honey, get
ready to grab a screenshot.
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You're gonna want this.
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Bonnie, wait.
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Wait? Do you have any idea
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how long it took to me
to find the right angle?
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Bonnie, you know how I...
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that it just wasn't...
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I met someone.
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I'm sorry? It sounded like
you said you met someone.
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I did. I just hope
you understand that...
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- (beep)
- (Gasps)
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What?
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Oh, I understand, all right.
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I understand that that is
the second most awful thing
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to happen to me over a webcam. Oh!
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Hey, hey!
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200 pounds of baby crap
for your weekend with Emma.
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(sobs)
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I can totally come back later.
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Brad left me for some Peruvian floozy!
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(muffled whining)
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There, there.
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- Hold me!
- Oh, my God!
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So many bad things happening.
There's just nowhere to look.
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Just give me one good
reason why we should go
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to the Hamptons with Sam.
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You've hated her since high school.
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So? Why should hating people
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stop you from enjoying
their beach houses?
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Plus, we need to be
there for Ben, all right?
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He just started seeing Zoey,
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and I think Sam is trying
to put the moves on him.
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And you really think that
we can keep him off of her?
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I mean, when it comes to Ben,
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there's only two things you
shouldn't try to get between...
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and Sam's got both of them.
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Besides, I don't want you
getting all weird and jealous.
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Weird and jealous? Why
would I be weird and jealous?
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I mean, it's not like you've
ever had feelings for her.
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You never did have
feelings for her, right?
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Oh, my God, no! We've been over this.
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No feelings for Sam,
ever. Not then, not now,
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and if I did, I would've told you.
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You know what? This
conversation is exactly why
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we are not going.
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We're going, aren't we?
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Okay, if you insist!
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Here we are...
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Welcome to your Hamptons hideaway.
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Sorry about your bag
getting lost, Riley,
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but you can borrow my bikini.
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(laughs) No, she can't.
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So, uh, you guys can
have the master bedroom,
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and Ben and I will share
my old room upstairs.
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We're gonna share? One
room together? You and me?
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Calm down. There are two
beds. I think you'll be safe.
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See? I told you she only wants
you now that you don't want her.
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And who says I don't want her?
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I had one kiss with Zoey.
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One kiss does not a relationship make.
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But many kisses does make
for a pretty great weekend.
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(rapping)
All by
myself for 40 hours
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I'm gonna eat their food
and take long showers
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It's been so long
it should be a crime
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In desperate need
of some Tucker time
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Ayyy!
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(vocalizing)
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Let's go, let's go
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What up, MC Underpants?
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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I'm bored and lonely
and sad and frustrated.
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I might need to talk over
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this whole Brad thing with someone.
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I feel like... I want to fight for him.
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Or kill him.
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Or kill him while I'm fighting for him.
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God, but... he won't
even return my phone calls
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so I can tell him how much I hate him.
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Or love him. (cries)
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Woman, man up! Okay?
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Now, you need to get out there,
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and you need to find somebody
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who will help you forget.
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Or just get out.
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You can't let Brad walk all over you.
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You know what? You're right.
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I'm not gonna sit here
and feel sorry for myself.
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I'm gonna go out and let complete
strangers tell me how beautiful I am
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while I feel sorry for myself.
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Thank you, Tucker.
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(door closes)
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Come on, y'all,
here we go again!
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Emma.
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Hi.
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Oh my God, old home movies.
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We totally have to watch these.
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"Sam's Sweet 16". Wasn't invited.
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"Sam's Annual Barbecue". Wasn't invited.
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"Cheerleaders-Only Slumber Party"?
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I'd totally be up for watching that.
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Homecoming. Oh! I
actually went to that one.
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All right.
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(cheering)
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- I won, bitches!
- Ben: Oh, my...
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Seriously, I just want to
thank everyone who voted for me,
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I love you all.
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Some of you more than others.
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Hey, Sam! Congratulations.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
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If I wasn't opposed to
the whole objectification
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of women, I totally
would've voted for you.
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Hey, didn't you say that
you were gonna bring Danny?
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Hey, Sam! Wassup?
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Yeah, this is a great party.
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Hey, Danny!
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Oh, it's so good to see you,
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like, out and about.
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I normally don't come
to these kind of things,
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but when Riley asked
me to be her date...
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Oh, look, they have cake. Come on.
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Uh, excuse me, party crasher...
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what are you doing here?
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Oh, hey, Sam, how's it going?
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You really know how
to fill out a uniform.
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In case you were wondering,
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my braces come off in two weeks.
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(click)
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- Oh, no! Oh, no!
- Hey!
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Okay, show's over.
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That hair never needs to be seen again.
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So the grill's lit.
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Uh, Ben and Riley, if you
could just, uh, set the table,
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and Danny, if you wanna
grab the burgers...
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You're welcome.
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For what?
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I think we both know
how that video ends.
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Jeremy, turn that thing off!
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No, no, no, no. Off, off, off...
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- Riley: Danny?
- (Click)
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Hi. Are you coming?
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Maybe we can go away together sometime.
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Hey, how's the little guy doing?
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Okay. Gotta go. Bye!
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I was just checking in on Emma.
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Wow, that wasn't totally obvious.
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I'm so confused, man.
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I feel like I might be starting
something great with Zoey,
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but obviously I also
have feelings for Sam,
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and for the first time ever,
she's actually giving off signs
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that she might like me back.
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Well, if you're asking
for advice, little bro,
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you have come to the right place.
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Wait, what'd you ask me again?
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Oh, right, yeah, Zoey.
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I think she can be really special.
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I don't know. I think
you're right, and then...
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Ready to go to the beach?
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That happens.
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Yeah, let me just grab my suit.
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Hey, Sam... this might
be kind of awkward, but...
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You never told Riley that
we hooked up in high school,
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you're afraid she'll
freak if she finds out,
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and you'd rather I kept it to myself?
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Yeah, that pretty much covers it.
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Our little secret.
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And this is where the magic happens.
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Oh! I didn't realize
you were a magician.
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Well, I have made two
husbands disappear.
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Oh, it looks like you're
expecting company, so I'll just...
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Girl has no business going fishing
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if she doesn't know how to bait a hook.
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Do you fish as well?
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Maybe I should've done one
more lap around the bar.
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- Oh, let's drink, all right?
- Okay.
257
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- Champagne, huh?
- Oh, all right.
258
00:11:01,637 --> 00:11:02,704
Yes.
259
00:11:02,738 --> 00:11:04,505
- Allow me.
- Okay.
260
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,840
Whoo! (chuckles)
261
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,208
- Oh, jeez!
- Oh!
262
00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:08,409
Oh, my...
263
00:11:08,444 --> 00:11:09,711
- Malcolm, are you okay?
- No, I'm okay!
264
00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:10,845
- Aah!
- Oh, God...
265
00:11:13,185 --> 00:11:15,586
Well, this isn't how I thought
we'd end up on the floor.
266
00:11:18,357 --> 00:11:19,790
Perfect.
267
00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,994
Mrs. Wheeler occupied, Emma asleep...
268
00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:26,464
It is finally Tucker time. Yes!
269
00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:30,368
Hola, muchacho. Que pasa?
270
00:11:30,402 --> 00:11:33,870
That's Peruvian for,
"Hey, dude. Que pasa?"
271
00:11:35,352 --> 00:11:37,086
What the hell are you doing here?
272
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,155
That's Tucker for, "What
the hell are you doing here?"
273
00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:41,990
I came back to surprise Bonnie,
274
00:11:42,025 --> 00:11:43,826
but I was hoping that
I could clean up first.
275
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,494
- But I thought you met someone.
- I did.
276
00:11:45,528 --> 00:11:46,628
Someone with a private plane
277
00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:48,130
who was willing to fly me home.
278
00:11:48,164 --> 00:11:51,033
I just couldn't stay away from
my Bon-Bon one second longer.
279
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,468
(sighs)
280
00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:53,669
Uh...
281
00:11:53,703 --> 00:11:55,463
Actually, you know what?
I'm glad you're here.
282
00:11:55,563 --> 00:11:57,731
Yeah, I just need to run
out for a couple of seconds.
283
00:11:57,766 --> 00:11:59,266
No reason, nothing to
be suspicious about.
284
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:02,736
If you could just keep an eye on
the baby, that'd be great. Thank you.
285
00:12:02,771 --> 00:12:06,407
Wow, Tucker has a baby now, too.
286
00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:08,642
How long have I been gone?
287
00:12:12,781 --> 00:12:16,117
Mrs. Wheeler, you need to send
that guy packing right now.
288
00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:17,418
Wow...
289
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:20,388
I knew this day would come.
290
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:22,590
And yeah, I've thought about it, but...
291
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:24,759
you're best friends with my sons.
292
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:26,661
No, no! Your date!
293
00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:29,330
Wait, what are you doing out here?
294
00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:32,200
Fighting my conscience.
But that bitch is strong.
295
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:33,969
I can't stop thinking about Brad.
296
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,103
Brad's back.
297
00:12:35,138 --> 00:12:36,171
What?
298
00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:37,305
I thought he met someone.
299
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,574
Yeah, someone with a private plane.
300
00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:41,643
To fly him home to you.
301
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,744
Oh...
302
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,847
Hey, loser, time to hit the road.
303
00:12:45,882 --> 00:12:50,601
Good news! I took two
aspirin and I feel a looot...
304
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,645
Oh, my God, what did you do to him?
305
00:12:55,745 --> 00:12:56,844
I didn't do anything to him.
306
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,563
I just gave him some aspirin.
307
00:12:58,598 --> 00:12:59,614
(gasps) Oh, crap.
308
00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:02,516
These aren't aspirin,
these are sleeping pills!
309
00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:04,535
Brad is gonna be here any minute.
310
00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:06,422
Okay, all right. You go stall Brad,
311
00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:08,371
- and I will get rid of the body.
- Okay!
312
00:13:10,309 --> 00:13:11,274
(door closes)
313
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,293
God, it's like spring
break all over again.
314
00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:18,082
Night. Thanks for a great day.
315
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,050
Who would've thought, the two
of us sharing a room together?
316
00:13:20,102 --> 00:13:23,020
Not me, no. Never crossed my mind.
317
00:13:23,055 --> 00:13:25,022
- Good night, Ben.
- Good night.
318
00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:43,107
Do you mind? I get a little cold.
319
00:13:43,109 --> 00:13:45,659
Maybe you wouldn't be so cold
if you had some clothes on.
320
00:13:48,047 --> 00:13:49,079
Do you want me to go?
321
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:57,733
I can't do this.
322
00:13:57,769 --> 00:14:00,503
Really? Feels like
you're pretty ready to me.
323
00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:02,605
No, it's...
it's not right.
324
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,608
Oh... are you a lights-on kind of guy?
325
00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:08,427
Well, yes, but... No! That...
that's not what I meant.
326
00:14:09,597 --> 00:14:11,530
I feel like I'm cheating on Zoey.
327
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:12,531
I know that sounds stupid.
328
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,333
In some ways I barely know her,
329
00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,819
but in other ways, I feel
like I've known her forever.
330
00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:19,772
Well, Zoey's not here right now,
331
00:14:19,807 --> 00:14:21,407
and it's not like I
had to twist your arm
332
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:22,708
to come to the beach.
333
00:14:22,744 --> 00:14:23,809
No, I know, I thought
this is what I wanted.
334
00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:26,579
I've literally laid in
bed a thousand nights
335
00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:28,581
and thought about this very moment.
336
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,616
You know, minus this odd breakdown.
337
00:14:33,554 --> 00:14:36,422
I guess I just keep running
away from Zoey because...
338
00:14:36,457 --> 00:14:37,823
she seems so real.
339
00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:41,744
And if I start something
with her, it may not end.
340
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:45,364
Maybe I don't want it to end.
341
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:46,382
Maybe I want
to be with her...
342
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:47,817
Oh, my God, why am I telling you this?
343
00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:49,685
What is wrong with me?
344
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,587
The only thing that's wrong with you
345
00:14:51,622 --> 00:14:54,540
is that you're here and not there.
346
00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:57,576
Thank you for understanding.
347
00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:02,548
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
348
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,467
Just calm down. It's gonna be fine.
349
00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:05,468
No, it's not gonna be fine.
350
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:07,520
Does this look fine to you?
351
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,339
I had jellyfish stuck to my left breast!
352
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,475
It... Who goes swimming in
the middle of the night?
353
00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:15,761
I'm sorry. I thought
it would be romantic.
354
00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:17,396
Hey, maybe we can get a jellyfish to
355
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,348
bite the other one and even 'em out.
356
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:21,634
I will if you will.
357
00:15:25,807 --> 00:15:27,640
Hey, I'm heading back to the city.
358
00:15:27,642 --> 00:15:28,708
I think I can just catch the last train.
359
00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:30,676
You were right. Zoey and I are meant
360
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,478
to be together, and
I have to go tell her.
361
00:15:33,648 --> 00:15:35,464
There's something about you...
362
00:15:35,516 --> 00:15:36,465
You look good.
363
00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:42,856
I hate the Hamptons.
364
00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:48,555
Brad, just calm down, man.
365
00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:50,473
I'm sure I can find her if
you just give me a minute.
366
00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:53,109
I'm beginning to think that
you have no idea where she is.
367
00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:56,463
We have been to six bars, four
night clubs, and a speakeasy.
368
00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:59,999
Also, I'm beginning to think that maybe
she's developing a drinking problem.
369
00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:03,269
Wow. You really have
been gone a long time.
370
00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:06,339
Wait... her light's on.
371
00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:09,325
She's home! Oh, I gotta get over there!
372
00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:10,326
(door slams)
373
00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:12,178
Tucker?
374
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,064
Donde esta?
375
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,118
Bonnie: A few more feet...
376
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,003
- Okay.
- And you're just another drunk
377
00:16:20,055 --> 00:16:22,105
sleeping one off in the hallway.
378
00:16:22,157 --> 00:16:24,040
Oh, God, your coat.
379
00:16:24,075 --> 00:16:25,425
O... okay... all right...
380
00:16:25,477 --> 00:16:26,476
- (grunts)
- (Groans)
381
00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:28,027
Okay? Huh? All right.
382
00:16:29,414 --> 00:16:31,481
- Mrs. Wheeler!
- (Stammers)
383
00:16:31,516 --> 00:16:33,450
Brad is coming, and he'll
be in here any minute!
384
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:35,452
Oh, my God, oh, my God, what do I do?
385
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:37,220
I don't know!
386
00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:39,255
Oh! Okay, here. Help! Cover him!
387
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,142
Cover him up, cover him up,
cover him up, cover him up...
388
00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:43,276
- All right, come on, here we go.
- Okay...
389
00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:45,145
All right. Here
we... here we go.
390
00:16:45,197 --> 00:16:46,162
- All right, cover him.
- Oh, my God.
391
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,213
- Tucker, help me.
- You're insane.
392
00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:49,132
- No, I am not.
- Move, move, move, move!
393
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,150
Hurry...
394
00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:51,151
Bonnie!
395
00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:53,052
(screams)
396
00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:54,053
- Oh!
- Come here!
397
00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:58,458
You're home! Oh, my God,
this is... this is so exciting!
398
00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,009
We should go out and celebrate!
399
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,995
What are you, crazy?
No! I just got back.
400
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:03,279
I've been traveling for two days.
401
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:05,381
All I wanna do is sit on the
couch and wrap myself in your arms.
402
00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:08,017
Okay, well, why don't you
just jump in the shower
403
00:17:08,053 --> 00:17:10,320
and we will just get right to that.
404
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,421
- I've already showered.
- Oh! Okay, well,
405
00:17:11,473 --> 00:17:13,006
you know, you can never be too clean.
406
00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:16,242
You get started, and I will
come in and join you. Okay?
407
00:17:16,294 --> 00:17:17,293
Quarterback and towel girl?
408
00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,261
You don't have to tell me twice!
409
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,230
Hut, hut! Oh, look at that ass!
410
00:17:20,232 --> 00:17:22,131
Oh, go long! Go long!
411
00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:24,549
Emma, let's get out of
here before the touchdown.
412
00:17:24,649 --> 00:17:25,698
You have to help me get him out of here.
413
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:29,518
Grab his feet. Hi,
sweetie! I like your top!
414
00:17:29,554 --> 00:17:30,570
Okay. Malcolm!
415
00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:31,654
- Malcolm!
- Okay, I'll be right back.
416
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,890
- Okay.
- Ready now?
417
00:17:33,892 --> 00:17:35,508
- Here we go.
- (Both grunt)
418
00:17:35,543 --> 00:17:38,778
Whee! Look at me! I'm Superman!
419
00:17:40,448 --> 00:17:41,414
Hey, Bon-Bon...
420
00:17:43,818 --> 00:17:45,735
Why is there a semi-conscious
man on your couch?
421
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:51,591
Would you believe I found him in the
dryer with the rest of my laundry?
422
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:55,695
What was that, Emma?
423
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:58,564
Oh, you want some pancakes?
Okay, but you buying.
424
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,457
Okay... here's the truth.
425
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:11,527
You said that you met someone.
426
00:18:11,579 --> 00:18:13,512
I was devastated.
427
00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:16,482
And, you know, I thought
that going out would somehow
428
00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:18,801
make me feel better,
that we would be even.
429
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,821
But it didn't, and I couldn't
even go through with it.
430
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:24,857
Brad, sweetie, I am so sorry,
but we're fine, I swear...
431
00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:27,727
No, no, no, we are not fine, Bon-Bon.
432
00:18:27,762 --> 00:18:29,645
I can't believe that all it took
433
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:32,581
was one phone call for
you to give up on us.
434
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:35,534
If you can jump from happily
married to craven philanderer
435
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,620
that quickly, then maybe we
don't have the kind of bond
436
00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:38,671
that I thought we did.
437
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:41,524
- Brad, I love you.
- I'm sorry, Bonnie.
438
00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,492
I should've never left Peru.
439
00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:47,530
- (sighs)
- (Door closes)
440
00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:48,497
(sighs)
441
00:18:50,818 --> 00:18:51,851
(groans)
442
00:18:51,903 --> 00:18:53,836
Oh, jeez.
443
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,421
I should probably go call my wife.
444
00:18:55,473 --> 00:18:55,888
Okay.
445
00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:03,579
Oh, hey, babe. What are you doing up?
446
00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:06,732
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no...
447
00:19:06,768 --> 00:19:08,617
- You lied to me.
- Riley...
448
00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:11,604
You... you could've
just told me the truth.
449
00:19:11,639 --> 00:19:12,655
It was high school.
450
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:18,527
I asked you if you had feelings for her,
451
00:19:18,529 --> 00:19:19,862
and you said, "No."
452
00:19:19,864 --> 00:19:21,430
"Not ever."
453
00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,516
- Just let me explain, please.
- No, no, no, Danny.
454
00:19:23,568 --> 00:19:25,401
There's nothing to explain.
455
00:19:25,453 --> 00:19:27,520
Here's your necklace.
456
00:19:27,555 --> 00:19:29,805
We don't have a someday anymore.
457
00:19:41,753 --> 00:19:43,836
Ben? Is something wrong?
It's the middle of the night.
458
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:46,422
Absolutely nothing is wrong.
459
00:19:46,424 --> 00:19:47,757
It's all perfect. I
just couldn't see it.
460
00:19:47,809 --> 00:19:50,760
And... and I want you to
know I'm ready for this.
461
00:19:50,762 --> 00:19:51,761
(gasps)
462
00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:54,814
For us, for me, you, Emma and Hunter.
463
00:19:54,849 --> 00:19:56,732
I want to be with you and no one else.
464
00:19:57,819 --> 00:19:58,901
Ben...
465
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,770
Hey babe, everything okay?
466
00:20:02,774 --> 00:20:04,857
This is Aaron... Hunter's dad.
467
00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:13,230
Bonnie, I came back.
468
00:20:13,282 --> 00:20:14,281
I'm sorry I overreacted.
469
00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,900
I honestly cannot live without you.
470
00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:19,286
Bonnie?
471
00:20:21,907 --> 00:20:23,323
Anybody home?
472
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:26,910
Bonnie: Brad! I'm here!
473
00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:28,328
I'll go to the ends of
the Earth to be with you!
474
00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:30,213
We are meant to be together!
475
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,133
Brad?
476
00:20:34,303 --> 00:20:35,302
Anybody home?
477
00:20:37,422 --> 00:20:40,390
Ooh. Interesting.
478
00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:43,260
The floor outside is the
same as the floor inside.
479
00:20:43,262 --> 00:20:45,345
(buzzing)
480
00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:49,945
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