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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:03,250 The film material of this movie has been preserved... 2 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:05,417 ...by Filmoteca de la UNAM. 3 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:09,083 This movie was digitalized by the Laboratory of Film Restoration... 4 00:00:09,375 --> 00:00:12,417 ...of Cineteca Nacional, from a 35 mm negative nitrate film. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:17,000 "You're Missing The Point" belongs to the Collection of Fundation Televisa A.C. 6 00:00:17,292 --> 00:00:21,583 This version is the result of a joint conservation project between... 7 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:25,667 ...Cineteca Nacional Mexico, Filmoteca de la UNAM and Fundación Televisa A.C... 8 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:28,292 ...in order to preserve Mexican Cinema. 9 00:00:28,583 --> 00:00:32,042 This film has a 7 seconds sound mutilation in the 89 minute. 10 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:37,042 Different copies with the aim of rescuing the missing were revised 11 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:39,542 however have the same damage. 12 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:52,833 Technical and creative personnel involved in this film... 13 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:58,833 ...belong to section 2 of the Mexican Film Industry Union. 14 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:30,792 YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT 15 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:40,458 "To laugh is proper to man" Rabelais 16 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,625 - Hey you! - I swear it wasn't me. 17 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:56,708 - What? - I didn't find it. 18 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,625 Someone else walked by before I did... 19 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:01,875 - ...and he took it. - Are you crazy? 20 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:04,125 - No. Are you? - What about me? 21 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:06,500 Darn it, I've no idea what you're talking about. 22 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,750 You should've told me that before. 23 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,125 You idiot! You should watch where you're going. 24 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,500 If I hadn't, someone else would've lifted it. 25 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:19,208 Excuse me, I have some business to attend to. 26 00:04:27,292 --> 00:04:28,667 - Ready? - Yes. 27 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:30,917 Cantinflas! Cantinflas! 28 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,833 - What's the matter? - Don't shout. 29 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:35,417 - What do you want? - You can't come in yet. 30 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:38,458 - I'm already inside. - For God's sake, get out. 31 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,208 But I love you and I love chicken. 32 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,458 I'll get out if the chicken goes with me. 33 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:47,417 The boss is home; if he sees you, he'll shoot you. 34 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:51,167 - You said it was ready. - I didn't mean this. 35 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,375 - But I did. - I meant something else. 36 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:54,292 What else? 37 00:04:54,583 --> 00:04:55,667 - The time has come. - For what? 38 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:57,292 I mean this. 39 00:04:57,708 --> 00:05:00,000 - Is it loaded? - Of course. 40 00:05:00,292 --> 00:05:03,125 Don't play with it. Guns are loaded by the devil... 41 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:04,833 ...and the hell with everyone else. 42 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,708 - Take it. - What for? 43 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,042 - You have to kill him. - What? 44 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,667 - You must kill him. - Me? In cold blood? 45 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:13,667 - Yes. Right now. 46 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:16,500 He had a good night, but he's mad again. 47 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:20,125 He attacked the Mrs. and he won't let her husband go out. 48 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:21,792 - I saw him. - When Mr. Cayetano... 49 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,292 ...tries to leave, he lunges at him. 50 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:27,083 Why didn't you all try to catch him? 51 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:29,833 No one dared and now it's too late. 52 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:33,458 The boss is taking a train soon and he can't get out. 53 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:34,958 You have to kill him. 54 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:38,583 Why me? I have never harmed anyone. 55 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,250 Never shot anyone. Why should I shoot him? 56 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,958 I've been in many scraps, but they always got the best of me. 57 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:49,000 - Do it for me. I can't do it. - Let the boss do it. 58 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:51,917 No, he'd regret it for the rest of his life. 59 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,875 Who says that I won't regret it myself? 60 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:58,292 He ordered me to do it and he'll get angry if I don't. 61 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:01,708 - Why should I do it? - Do it for his sake. 62 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,667 But he's always been quiet. 63 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:07,208 He's calm for a while, but goes wild when he sees them. 64 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,458 I just stepped on him and he didn't react. 65 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,333 You were lucky. Kill him! 66 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,917 No, "Pacita". Never, "Pacita". 67 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,917 No matter what, I've always had a clear conscience. 68 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,792 If I try to kill him, he might get me first... 69 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,250 It always happens to me. 70 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:25,542 - No, I won't. - You scoundrel! 71 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:28,250 I don't ever want to see you again. 72 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:31,083 No more Paz, no more free dinners, no more boss' brandy. 73 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:33,458 Can't you see how sick I am? 74 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:36,292 I'm shaking because my stomach is empty. 75 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:39,042 And that's how it'll stay: kill or go hungry. 76 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:43,208 No way...I won't kill, but I might eat. 77 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,500 Just remember what you said, "Pacita". 78 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:46,875 Cantinflas! 79 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:49,167 What is it? I forgive you. Pass the chicken. 80 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:53,083 I'm warning you, you're risking your life. 81 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:55,292 - How come? - In order to get out you must... 82 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,583 ...walk past him, and he's raving mad. 83 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,333 Jeez! I hadn't thought of that. 84 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,750 The sooner you kill him, the sooner Mr. Cayetano leaves... 85 00:07:03,042 --> 00:07:06,792 ...the sooner you'll get dinner: chicken, enchiladas... 86 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:10,792 ...prickly pears, mole, brandy and a cigar. 87 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:12,042 - Let's do it! - Here. 88 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,292 No, I meant the food, to gather my strength. 89 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:16,917 First the gun and then the dinner. 90 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:20,583 But...alright, if there is no other way, give it here. 91 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:23,000 - I always knew you were brave. - Not really. 92 00:07:23,292 --> 00:07:26,667 I'm not doing it for the brandy, that's not it. 93 00:07:27,042 --> 00:07:30,833 I'm doing it for you... I'm doing it for both of us. 94 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:32,917 Alright. 95 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,292 Let's eat first. It'll just take a minute. 96 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,250 - Kill him first. - That one's dead already. 97 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:44,667 Be strong. I wish you luck. 98 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:50,542 - Don't be scared. - I'm not afraid. I'm just being careful. 99 00:07:51,042 --> 00:07:52,708 - Get in there! - Sure. 100 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 - Turn around. - What for? 101 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,167 Why walk that way, "Pacita"? 102 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:58,500 You have to kill him. 103 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,458 - What? - You have to kill him. 104 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:03,500 Alright. I'm always ready to do a good deed. 105 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:23,292 Dolores! 106 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:26,375 Cayetano! You gave me a scare. 107 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,333 I scared you, did I? 108 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,792 Why so scared? Are you expecting someone? 109 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,917 Are you expecting visitors now that I'm leaving? 110 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:44,042 Why are you so nervous? 111 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,042 What do I answer first? 112 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:49,000 Just this: Do you have a lover? 113 00:08:49,375 --> 00:08:51,167 You and your ridiculous jealousy! 114 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:53,583 Why were you looking out the window? 115 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:57,458 Who are you expecting? Why are you so nervous? 116 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,208 It's only natural that I'd be nervous. 117 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,458 You ordered him to be killed. 118 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,042 Are you saying you're upset because of that? 119 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,417 Naturally. I do love him, you know. 120 00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:08,875 Why were you looking out? 121 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:11,917 I was seeing if the maid dared to shoot him. 122 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:14,167 You have an answer for everything. 123 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:17,333 It's useless. I won't get a word out of you. 124 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,542 Not knowing is killing me, that's the worst. 125 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:24,000 I'd rather know for a fact you have a lover. 126 00:09:24,292 --> 00:09:26,292 Alright, I'll find me one. 127 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,333 Good thinking! No, I didn't mean that. 128 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:31,458 You offend me, Dolores. 129 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:35,792 - I'm sick of your unjustified jealousy. - I can't seem to justify it. 130 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:40,500 The day will come when I justify my unjustified jealousy... 131 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:43,208 ...and I'll punish you and your lover. 132 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,458 I'll shoot you both to death... 133 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,208 ...even if I have to go to jail. 134 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:50,583 Go ahead, kill me now, if that'll make you happy. 135 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:53,167 What do you accuse me of? You're torturing me. 136 00:09:54,292 --> 00:09:55,250 You're right. 137 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,833 I went a little overboard. 138 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,083 I'm sorry, Lolita. 139 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:02,667 I just can't help it. 140 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:06,208 Just to think about you cheating... I go into a homicidal rage! 141 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,792 You're unbelievable, Cayetano. 142 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:11,708 How can you be thinking about that when he's about to die? 143 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,292 Don't you have a heart or a conscience? 144 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,292 You know full well he must die. 145 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,375 - Sure, but... - There is no other way. 146 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:22,583 Besides, he's dangerous. He won't even let me out. 147 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,292 By the way, my train will be leaving soon. 148 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,125 And that woman won't shoot him! 149 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,750 - She'll ruin my plans. - Your plans? 150 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,000 I meant she'll ruin my trip. 151 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,917 Did I say plan? I'm confused. 152 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:46,875 I'm sorry, brother. 153 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,250 She finally got up the courage. 154 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:58,125 Good God! 155 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:05,625 I hope she kills him before she kills us. 156 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,333 - It's done. - It is? 157 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,792 Yes, it's over. 158 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,208 I consummated the deed. 159 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,292 - Did you say consommé? - Dog's consommé. 160 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:24,750 I shot him in the head; he didn't feel a thing. 161 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,333 - Is he dead? - Quite. 162 00:11:27,958 --> 00:11:30,208 The poor little dog! 163 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:35,042 Yeah, poor little Bobby. 164 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,250 He was such a good dog! Such a noble dog! 165 00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:40,417 So intelligent! 166 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,792 Not really, he didn't notice I was going to shoot him. 167 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:47,375 Why are you getting so upset for? 168 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,250 You're safe now. Like they say... 169 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,958 ...kill the hydrophobia and the dog is gone. 170 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:55,167 Or is it the other way around? 171 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,083 Bobby was such a good dog. 172 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:59,500 It was vile killing him that way. 173 00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:02,833 He had a good death, really. 174 00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:05,667 Stop crying, "Pacita". 175 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,792 Stop crying, you're hurting my heart. 176 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,958 Let me go! Don't touch me! 177 00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:11,000 Murderer! 178 00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,458 Who's a murderer? 179 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:18,375 You are! You're ruthless! How could you kill the poor dog? 180 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,917 So now, I am to blame. 181 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,500 I came in here, innocent and hungry. 182 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,083 I got a dog instead of dinner. 183 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,917 I was pressured into killing him... 184 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,292 ...and now I am to blame. 185 00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:36,000 I killed him and now you call me murderer. 186 00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:38,625 You're a gutless murderer. Get out! 187 00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:39,667 But, "Pacita"... 188 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:42,250 Come on, "Pacita". 189 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:43,667 What you did sickens me. 190 00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,833 It sickens me too. 191 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,458 He was such a good police dog. 192 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:52,042 The only police I ever got along with. 193 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,417 You ignorant man, you know nothing about dogs. 194 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,250 - And you do? - Of course. 195 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,542 What do you know about dogs? 196 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,125 Bobby wasn't a police dog. 197 00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,833 - What was he then? - He was a Fox-terrier. 198 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,500 - A what? - A Fox-terrier. 199 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,375 A fox-trotter if you like, but he was a police dog. 200 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,500 If he was, I couldn't tell. 201 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,833 Of course not, he was from the secret police. 202 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,750 Just shut up! You disgust me. 203 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,083 Let's change the subject, "Pacita". 204 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,917 No we won't! Does it bother you? You disgust me. 205 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,250 It doesn't bother me. Where's my dinner? 206 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,375 - It disgusts me too. - Not me. 207 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,833 The sorrow wouldn't let me eat. 208 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:32,417 I feel the sorrow too. I even feel regret, "Pacita". 209 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,000 But I also feel the hunger. 210 00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:37,458 - The boss! - I'll shoot him too. 211 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,292 - He's calling for me. - How about my dinner? 212 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,292 Wait until the boss leaves. I'll call for you. 213 00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,917 Let the boss wait. I'm a fast eater. 214 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:50,500 Don't be stupid. Don't let Mr. Cayetano see you as he leaves. 215 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,708 Murderer! 216 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:54,708 My dinner! 217 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,792 And she calls me a murderer? You know... 218 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,167 ...I didn't want to do it. 219 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,625 Just give me my dinner even if I disgust you. 220 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:08,333 Sorry to keep you waiting but I was with the murderer. 221 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,958 - The murderer? - With the murdered dog. 222 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,792 That was not murder, woman. It was a good deed. 223 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:19,500 Yes, I was checking if the good deed worked. 224 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,458 So, did you kill Bobby? 225 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,417 - Yes, sir. - Wonderful. 226 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,583 Have the gardener bury him... 227 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:28,750 ...far from the apple tree or the apples will taste like dog. 228 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,042 - Yes, sir. - I'll have to take out... 229 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:35,833 ...from your wages two window panes, a lamp and a jar you shot. 230 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,042 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir? 231 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,125 You'll miss the train, Cayetano. 232 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,375 Would you mind it very much if I missed it? 233 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:46,958 I'd mind for you. 234 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,500 Am I cramping your style? 235 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,833 For God's sake, Cayetano. Paz is here. 236 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,417 - She's right, sir. - Leave, Paz. 237 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,250 Yes, sir. 238 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:07,417 Hello? 239 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,583 Hello? You are talking to me! 240 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:14,292 Sorry. Yes, Cayetano Lastre. 241 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,625 Yes, there were shots fired here, but it was nothing. 242 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,125 The dog had to kill... 243 00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:21,958 ...a rabid maid. 244 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,542 No, the other way around. 245 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,292 No, he didn't kill her backward. 246 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:31,583 I meant the maid had to kill a rabid dog. 247 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,208 Yes, sure. 248 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:38,583 It's no problem. I asked the police permission to shoot. 249 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:39,625 Thank you. 250 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,917 Thank you. So long, now. 251 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,667 I never meddle when her husband beats her up. 252 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,292 - Who was it? - The neighbor. 253 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,667 Who else could it have been on the phone? 254 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:54,917 I don't know. 255 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,208 Were you afraid it might be... 256 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,375 ...someone I shouldn't know about? 257 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,250 Not again, Cayetano. 258 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,333 Why did you try to answer it before I did? 259 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,792 - You'll miss your train. - It may be best. 260 00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:14,375 No... I better continue with my plan. 261 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,208 I'm leaving. 262 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:18,875 What do you mean? 263 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,042 I need to close that deal. 264 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,250 Yes, I know. I hope I get my inheritance soon... 265 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,625 ...so you'll stop worrying. 266 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,083 I wish, but you know that's unlikely... 267 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,167 ...unless we find your brother. 268 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,708 He might show up any time now. 269 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,875 I doubt it; I've looked for him all over. 270 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,000 He ran away and turned into a bum. 271 00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:40,125 It's hard to locate a bum. 272 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,250 He'll show up one of these days. 273 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,792 I really hope so. I wonder why your father... 274 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,542 ...may he rest in peace... 275 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:50,375 ...demanded in his will to have all of his heirs present. 276 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,958 Who knows, but you're going to miss your train. 277 00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,750 Don't worry. 278 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,792 You can rest assured that even if I miss it... 279 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,125 ...I won't come home tonight. 280 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,208 - What are you suggesting? - Nothing really. 281 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,833 I meant that I'll drive if I miss the train. 282 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,000 Good. You must take care of that seizure. 283 00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:10,125 You're right. 284 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,292 I must take care of this... 285 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,250 ...as soon as possible. 286 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:15,583 Good-bye. 287 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:17,667 Cayetano. 288 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,833 What is it? 289 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,125 Aren't you going to kiss me? 290 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,167 Are your lips pure enough... 291 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,542 ...so that a chaste kiss will not... 292 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,167 ...soil your husband's lips before God? 293 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,625 Yes, they are. 294 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,375 Well, just in case. 295 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:54,750 He finally left. 296 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:57,625 Jesus! Paz, you gave me a terrible fright. 297 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,500 You get frightened too easily. 298 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,417 And all because of that mad man and his jealousy. 299 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,708 That man is my husband. 300 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,375 Sorry, ma'am. 301 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,792 Even if you excuse him, it's the truth. 302 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,750 Yes, it's true. But this time he's right. 303 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,000 What do you mean? 304 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,625 Well, he noticed how nervous I am. 305 00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,958 I blamed it on the dog but he's suspicious. 306 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,833 - About what? - Oh, Paz. 307 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,833 I couldn't help it. He's coming tonight. 308 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,375 - He? - Yes, he. 309 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,500 Who is he? 310 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,042 Bobby, go figure. 311 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,958 The dog? The poor dog is dead, ma'am. 312 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:34,083 I mean Bobby Fox Terrier Lechuga, my ex boyfriend. 313 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:37,750 Dear Mother of God! The dog was your boyfriend? 314 00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:40,583 Don't be silly. My ex boyfriend's name is Roberto. 315 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,250 - People call him Bobby. - Like the dog. 316 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,417 Yes, and Fox Terrier too, like the dog. 317 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,958 - That's funny. - No, it's disgraceful. 318 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:50,750 Bobby took the wrong path. 319 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,750 He's a con man. Gangsters call him Fox Terrier... 320 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,583 ...because he always takes a bite. 321 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,667 - Is he coming? - He's here already. 322 00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,375 - Where? - Waiting for my signal... 323 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,583 - ...across the street. - Don't give it. 324 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:05,708 It's useless. He is blackmailing me with some undated letters I wrote to him. 325 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,875 - What a heel! - I have to pay him off. 326 00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:08,708 - Scoundrel! 327 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,792 - Did the chambermaid leave? - She left early. 328 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,000 I told her to go. 329 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:14,958 Or she might get the wrong idea. 330 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,417 - As for you... - You want me to leave? 331 00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:20,500 - What if he tries to hurt you? - No, I don't want you to go. 332 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,208 But he doesn't want to be seen. 333 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,833 - I'll be in the kitchen. - Cayetano might come back. 334 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,417 - Isn't he traveling? - He was acting strange. 335 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,083 - I'll be on the lookout. - Don't come out... 336 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,583 - ...unless I call you. - Sure, ma'am. 337 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,625 I have lots to do in the kitchen. 338 00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:42,417 Yell for me if you need me. I'll bring the gun. 339 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:43,708 I will. Thanks. 340 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,875 - What a nice touch! - In life, these... 341 00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:41,792 ...nice little touches make all the difference. 342 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,000 You're right. In your life, my being stupid makes... 343 00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:48,167 ...all the difference. You didn't hear me, did you? 344 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,958 - What? - You scoundrel. 345 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,792 I don't know why I care so much. 346 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:55,500 You don't care for me, you only care about food. 347 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,792 - Not only food. - No, drink too. 348 00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,458 - As long as it is a meal. - Just for a moment. 349 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,833 Moments go by, minutes go by, seconds go by... 350 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,750 ...and I feel like having seconds right now. 351 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:08,542 You are so sweet, "Pacita". 352 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,250 - I'm so in love. - And I'm such an idiot. 353 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,125 - What would you do without me? - The pain would kill me. 354 00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:17,167 - You mean the hunger. - The pain and hunger would kill me. 355 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:20,208 Time flies and we can't still get married... 356 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:24,375 - ...because you're unemployed. - I got a call from an office. 357 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:28,000 - To offer you a job? - A typewriter's missing. 358 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,750 - So? - I cleared it all up. 359 00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,667 - Did they find it on you? - No, I sold it immediately. 360 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,208 It's no use. 361 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,500 You will never get a job. 362 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:39,458 - Why should I? - So we can get married. 363 00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,417 I don't need to get a job to marry you. 364 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:44,125 How will we support ourselves? 365 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,333 - There's Mr. Cayetano. - You have no shame. 366 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,792 You offend me. Listen, you keep your job. 367 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:52,875 I'll come by every night, we'll sleep upstairs... 368 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:55,583 ...and you'll give me half of your wages. 369 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:58,208 You're so cynical! Scoundrel. 370 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,875 Rascal! Glutton! 371 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,292 Stop insulting my pride. 372 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,667 If you had any pride, you'd get a job. 373 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,208 There is nothing nobler or more dignifying than work. 374 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,167 You're wrong, sweetie pie. Listen to me. 375 00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:13,208 Do rich people work? No, they don't. 376 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:17,000 If work was good, the rich would've hoarded it... 377 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,542 ...and only they would work. 378 00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:20,750 - Can it be possible? - What? 379 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,625 - Never, ever... - Are you going to sing? 380 00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:25,833 Let me finish. Tell me the truth. 381 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:28,583 Have you never ever felt like working? 382 00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:32,042 Sure I've felt like it, but I am man enough. 383 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,625 - You are? - Man enough to resist the urge. 384 00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:37,500 - It's no use. - I can't go to work... 385 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:40,333 ...because my religious beliefs forbid it. 386 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:43,083 - Your beliefs? - Haven't you read the Bible? 387 00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:44,917 - No. - Me neither. 388 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:48,625 But in it there's an exclusion clause. 389 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,292 I'll tell you what it says. 390 00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,583 Here's Eden, but there are no movie theaters. 391 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,875 Eden, beyond infinity and glory... 392 00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,958 ...of the unknowable. 393 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,917 So, there's Adam in Eden. 394 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:06,167 When the serpent, who was already there, arrived... 395 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,708 ...so the apple, and the three of them... 396 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,250 ...that was when God got mad. 397 00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:14,750 So, He said, "I really don't like that." 398 00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:17,667 He sent a big angel with fire to throw them out. 399 00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:20,000 - Guess what God said? - What? 400 00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:24,542 God bid them good-bye, and as he did, he said to them: 401 00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:27,333 You will have to toil and sweat to survive. 402 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,167 - Good for him! - You're wrong. 403 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,292 There's the rub with going to work. 404 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,833 Only stupid people toil and sweat. 405 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:37,708 That's pretty gross. It's unsanitary. 406 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:41,208 So, as long as there's sweat involved, I will never work. 407 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,000 You don't work because I am an idiot. 408 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,917 - No, honey... - You're an incurable bum. 409 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,917 That's just what the doctor said. 410 00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:53,208 He said I should never work, I should only eat. 411 00:23:53,917 --> 00:23:57,667 And now, if you'll excuse me, The chicken is getting cold. 412 00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,958 I must eat it. Doctor's orders. 413 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,750 Please, be reasonable. I'm offering you a good sum. 414 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:09,000 It isn't bad, but money isn't everything. 415 00:24:09,292 --> 00:24:10,917 - For you, it is. - Not even for me. 416 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,625 You know I love you, Lola. 417 00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:15,583 - I'd give anything for a kiss. - You swine! 418 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,500 Don't waste your time talking. 419 00:24:17,917 --> 00:24:20,833 Let's go upstairs or I'll give him the letters. 420 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Alright. You have me in your hands. 421 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:31,292 I'd better warn you. I'm armed. 422 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,542 - Are you afraid? - Just cautious. 423 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,292 I heard shots fired before your husband left. 424 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,167 - It was nothing. - What happened? 425 00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:40,375 - Bobby had to be killed. - I? 426 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,083 - No, the dog. - What dog? 427 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,500 A rabid dog, also named Bobby. 428 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:47,083 Isn't that an amazing coincidence? 429 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:50,458 As amazing as my presence here. Let's go upstairs. 430 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,875 - It's useless. I just' can't. - Don't worry. I'll help you. 431 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:00,708 - You can't deny me. - That's the worst part. 432 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,125 - There's the rub. - That's what I say. 433 00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:05,708 I know I can't expect anything from you... 434 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,708 - ...but still, I care. - Is that a yes? 435 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,542 - No, not that. - Why not? 436 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,667 - Because. - Just for a second... 437 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,583 ...and we'll get to Heaven. 438 00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:17,917 - I already said no. - But it feels wonderful. 439 00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:21,208 - No, no. - Don't play hard to get. 440 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:24,250 All you have to do is close your eyes. I'll do the rest. 441 00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,583 - I already said no. - But I already said yes. 442 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:30,208 - Come on. Why not? - Don't waste time talking. 443 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:31,917 You should've told me that before. 444 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:35,042 - That's enough for today. - You're too inciting. 445 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,833 This is too much, sweetie pie. 446 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:40,333 You're quite right. You are too much. 447 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,042 No, you are too much. 448 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:42,958 - Me? - Yes. 449 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,750 You do the same thing every night: you give me one tiny kiss. 450 00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:49,667 That's all you'll get until we get married. 451 00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:53,250 Can't you see you only make me want more? 452 00:25:53,542 --> 00:25:54,708 That's too bad. 453 00:25:55,417 --> 00:25:58,458 A kiss per day is not even minimum wage. 454 00:25:58,750 --> 00:26:00,792 - That's all. - You still owe me... 455 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,333 ...weekends and overtime. 456 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,333 - I won't fall for it. - Yes, you will. 457 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,333 - Come here, baby. - Stop it. 458 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,333 I'm tired of this. You owe me back wages... 459 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,667 ...and even a severance payment. 460 00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:13,792 You're drunk! You drank too much. 461 00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:17,333 I haven't drank enough from your sweet lips. 462 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:21,042 - Don't be that way. - I'll kick you out. 463 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,750 Did you think I'd leave? You're not getting away this time. 464 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,667 Ever since you turned me into a murderer... 465 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:31,042 ...I've been wanting to kill you softly with my kisses. 466 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:34,000 Yes, I am going to kill you. Come on, "Pacita". 467 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:36,083 Don't follow me into the house. 468 00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:40,125 I'd follow you into Hell, I swear. 469 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,667 Don't be silly. You are drunk. 470 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,542 Drunk with jealousy and pain. 471 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,167 - "Pacita". - What do you want? 472 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:51,625 - Come on,"Pacita". - Leave me alone. 473 00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:54,000 - I won't. - The Mrs. will hear us. 474 00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:56,042 - So what? - She'll fire me. 475 00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:57,958 She'll give you a severance payment. 476 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,458 Cantinflas, for God's sake, just stop it. 477 00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,917 - Make me stop. - Let me go. 478 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,708 - Don't you dare come after me. - Sure I will. 479 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,417 - Wait there, wait there. - What? 480 00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:11,458 - Be careful with the lamp. - Get candles instead. 481 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:13,708 Oh, Lord! The Mrs. will hear you. 482 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,292 - Get back into the kitchen. - You rascal! 483 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:17,542 I'm warning you. 484 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:20,333 If you won't give up, I'll just tire you out. 485 00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:22,000 - Wait for me. - Leave me alone! 486 00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,500 Good. This is the house, no doubt about it. 487 00:27:33,792 --> 00:27:35,500 That's why I brought you here. 488 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:37,125 Write it down, clerk. 489 00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:39,083 I'll record everything, Inspector. 490 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,125 Please lower your voices. 491 00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:44,625 We must find them in fraganti committing adultery. 492 00:27:44,917 --> 00:27:46,458 - Where? - In fraganti. 493 00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,875 - And where is that? - The usual place... 494 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,333 ...is these cases, Inspector: the husband's bedroom. 495 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:56,042 - Good, good. Open the door. - Excuse me. 496 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:57,833 - Lolita. - Don't touch me. 497 00:27:58,125 --> 00:28:00,125 I hate to use violence in love affairs. 498 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,125 I will not fight you. 499 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:03,833 Either you surrender or... 500 00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:06,042 ...your husband'll get the letters. 501 00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:07,500 Look at them. 502 00:28:07,792 --> 00:28:10,792 Here are all the letters, I've just added a different date. 503 00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:13,042 You can have them if you want them. 504 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:17,083 - You tire my patience. - My husband! 505 00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:18,833 - No, my patience. - No, my husband. 506 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:20,458 - My husband's home. - Oh, really? 507 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,625 Am I supposed to be scared of him? 508 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,292 He's here with the police. 509 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,625 You traitor! You set me up! 510 00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,125 Cayetano must not find you here. 511 00:28:33,417 --> 00:28:35,375 - Tell me where to hide. - Give me the letters. 512 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:37,542 I'll give them to you when we meet... 513 00:28:37,833 --> 00:28:40,500 ...some other time. Tell me where to hide. 514 00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:42,792 Follow me. 515 00:28:45,417 --> 00:28:47,417 - I finally got you. - Did you hear that? 516 00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:48,708 - What? - The door. 517 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,667 - I don't hear a thing. - I hear voices. 518 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:53,083 I won't let you go. 519 00:28:53,375 --> 00:28:55,583 Keep quiet and look. Look! 520 00:28:56,042 --> 00:28:59,000 - Open it, open the door. - Wait, wait. 521 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:02,542 Have the policemen surround the place while I open it. 522 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:06,083 They're after me because of the typewriter. 523 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:08,042 - You see? - It's all your fault. 524 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:10,083 We were better off in the kitchen, but... 525 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,417 ...you insisted we come into the living room. 526 00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,625 - Shut up. - I'll call the police. 527 00:29:14,917 --> 00:29:17,667 Oh, no. They're after me. I'll go to the kitchen. 528 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,792 Be quiet. I'll find you a place to hide. 529 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:22,833 - Be quiet. - But, "Pacita"... 530 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,083 - Get in there. - Is there a dog? 531 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:26,167 No, be quiet! 532 00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:29,000 - Get in here with me, "Pacita". - Come on! 533 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:35,792 - Is it open? - I can't find the right key. 534 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:38,958 By the time we get in, we won't find any action. 535 00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:42,125 You insolent man! Be quiet! 536 00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:45,625 - Mr. Hotshot! - What are you going to do? 537 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:49,167 I'll know where to hide him until the police leaves... 538 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:51,208 ...and then kick him to the curb! 539 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,083 - What if they find him? - God forbid! 540 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:56,083 I'll put him in the fridge if need be. 541 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:57,875 - Get moving! - Hey! 542 00:29:58,167 --> 00:29:59,083 Don't "hey" me. 543 00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:28,083 There it is! That's the first clue! 544 00:30:30,917 --> 00:30:34,333 Do you see this? Do you see the evidence? 545 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:35,750 No, I only see the butt. 546 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,875 - This is proof! - That you're a smoker? 547 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:39,667 No, sir. I only smoke cigars. 548 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:43,000 - You're a fancy man. - You're a funny man. 549 00:30:43,292 --> 00:30:44,083 Silence! 550 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,417 Wait for me here. Come up when I tell you. 551 00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:55,375 We should go with you. I love surprising people. 552 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:58,542 - Me too. - Yes, of course. 553 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,958 Gentlemen, this is not a show we're talking about. 554 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,042 - Not for you. - Of course not. 555 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,542 And neither for you! 556 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:08,875 Wait for me here! Be quiet! 557 00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:34,667 This is so humiliating! 558 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,917 I never thought you'd stoop so low. 559 00:31:49,417 --> 00:31:51,417 Tomorrow, I'm going to my mother's. 560 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:56,208 You may be going to your mother's or into... 561 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,458 ...an early grave with your lover. 562 00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,625 Where is he? 563 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,750 I refuse to answer to your insults. 564 00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:03,667 You are insulting my honor. 565 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,708 What about the cigarette butts? 566 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,500 I found one in the living room and one here... 567 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:09,625 ...still smoking... 568 00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:13,250 ...moistened by the swollen lips of some stranger... 569 00:32:13,542 --> 00:32:15,333 ...who pressed his lips against yours... 570 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,750 ...your lips that used to be pure, touched only by me. 571 00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:21,375 - What do you call that? - Just a coincidence. 572 00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:24,708 Yes, you coincided here with another man... 573 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,292 ...under the same roof of the reviled home. 574 00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:30,500 Where are you hiding your lover? 575 00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:32,500 Where's my honor's executioner? 576 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:43,583 Do you smell it? 577 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,500 I do. I definitely smell a rat. 578 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:49,125 - It smells good to me. - What do you mean? 579 00:32:49,833 --> 00:32:51,000 What did you say? 580 00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:53,667 It smells like a good cigar to me. 581 00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,708 - Where? - Someone's smoking close by. 582 00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:11,125 In here. 583 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,417 It's dark. That's suspicious. 584 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:16,875 - Did you hear that? - What? 585 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:19,000 - In there. - It's probably a mouse. 586 00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:21,833 - A mouse that smokes. - That's strange, isn't it? 587 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,667 Nothing. She won't confess and I can't find him. 588 00:33:24,958 --> 00:33:26,792 Could I be wrong? What is it? 589 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,458 - In there. - In there? 590 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,208 - Behind the door. - In the closet? 591 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,417 - Whatever it is. - What? 592 00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:33,125 - You'll scare it off. - The closet? 593 00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:35,667 - No. A mouse that smokes. - A mouse that smokes? 594 00:33:35,958 --> 00:33:37,333 - Are you out of your mind? - No. 595 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,500 I think the action man is in there. 596 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:43,625 Leave me alone. This is a matter of honor. 597 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:46,625 Just don't go too far. Keep a prudent distance. 598 00:33:46,917 --> 00:33:49,042 - One never knows. - Yes, of course. 599 00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,750 Good evening. Would you like some? 600 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:03,042 Thank you. Come out of there! 601 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,833 No, thanks. I'm fine in here. 602 00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:08,708 Won't you come in? There's cookies, brandy and cigars. 603 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,667 Thank you. I just had dinner. 604 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:13,625 - Me too, but you know... - Sure, I know. 605 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:15,292 Come out right now! 606 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:18,042 Now that you put it so nicely... 607 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,250 ...sure, I'll come out. Now... 608 00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:24,167 ..if you'll excuse me, I really have to go. 609 00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:25,958 - Sure. - I'll come back soon. 610 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:27,000 - Sure. - Excuse me. 611 00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:29,667 Go ahead. Stop right there! 612 00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:31,125 - Where? - There! 613 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,875 - Here? - Here! 614 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:34,208 - Make up your mind. - What? 615 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,458 - Here or there? - Answer me quickly. 616 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:37,625 - I can't. - Why not? 617 00:34:37,917 --> 00:34:39,500 You didn't ask a question. 618 00:34:39,792 --> 00:34:41,708 You're right. What are you doing here? 619 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,667 You said for me to stop here. 620 00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,583 I'm asking you what you're doing in my home. 621 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:48,583 I ask myself the same question. 622 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:51,000 So I guess I'll leave now. Excuse me. 623 00:34:51,292 --> 00:34:54,125 - Stop there! - Not again. Are you joking? 624 00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:56,875 Don't mock me. Answer me or I'll shoot you! 625 00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:58,875 - I'll answer. - What are you doing here? 626 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:00,875 - What about you? - None of your business! 627 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:02,542 I don't understand. 628 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,792 Why is it your business? 629 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:07,542 - Because I am the husband! - What husband? 630 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,375 - The husband! - My husband? 631 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:13,292 Don't say that. People might hear you. 632 00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:15,208 I am my wife's husband. 633 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:16,083 - Hers too? - Yes! 634 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,792 So? Why should I care? 635 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,083 - I never meddle. - You don't? 636 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,542 I'll tell you what you're doing in my house. 637 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:24,625 - I'd appreciate that. - I will! 638 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:27,125 Don't grab the lapels. Let go off it. 639 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,792 - Where can I grab you? - Don't... 640 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,333 You're a swine who is destroying my honor! 641 00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:32,667 You're destroying my feet. 642 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:35,167 - I'll shut up. - What's your shoe size? 643 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:37,792 26, but you're impossible to talk to. 644 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:40,167 I feel the same way. I'd better leave. 645 00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:41,708 Not before I shoot you! 646 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,625 Swine, you deserve to die! 647 00:35:43,917 --> 00:35:45,250 I'll shoot you right now! 648 00:35:45,542 --> 00:35:47,417 - Can't it wait till tomorrow? - No! 649 00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:51,292 You're going to die right now! Let go of me, I'll kill him! 650 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:52,875 - Don't let him go! - Let me go! 651 00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:56,458 Let me go! I am going to kill him! 652 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,917 - Calm down. - Let me go. 653 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:02,375 Calm down. We can't allow a crime to be committed. 654 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,500 - What about his crime? - There's no proof. 655 00:36:04,792 --> 00:36:08,167 What about the butts and he being here? 656 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,125 That doesn't prove a thing. 657 00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:12,958 A thing. They were not caught in fraganti. 658 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:15,292 Since there's no proof of adultery, we must... 659 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,167 - What? - We must convince them... 660 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:19,750 ...to commit adultery before our very own eyes. 661 00:36:20,042 --> 00:36:22,167 - That'll prove it. - What a great idea! 662 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:23,625 Are you stupid? 663 00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:25,958 Do you mean that in a friendly way? 664 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,208 - No. - Good. 665 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:29,208 I thought you were insulting me. 666 00:36:29,792 --> 00:36:32,292 Fine. Since you don't like my ideas... 667 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:34,375 - Of course I don't. - Then I guess... 668 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:38,167 ...we need the guilty parties' confession. 669 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:40,375 You'll get it. I'll fetch the dame... 670 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:42,625 ...so you can confront her with this swine. 671 00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:46,042 Yes, please fetch her so we can confront them. 672 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,000 Is a confrontation called for, clerk? 673 00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:52,292 Yes, Inspector. A confrontation is called for. 674 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:55,875 No need to call anyone. I'll just leave now. 675 00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:57,250 Hold it, my friend. 676 00:36:57,542 --> 00:37:00,333 That's different. If you start calling me friend... 677 00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,542 ...I'm game. I like you. 678 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,042 It's useless to go on lying! 679 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:08,000 - Did you find him? - Yes, ma'am. 680 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,000 - We have found him. - Oh, God. 681 00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:12,042 - Do you confess? - What can I say? 682 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,917 - Is that man your lover? - What man? 683 00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:16,625 The one we found violating the sanctity of my home! 684 00:37:16,917 --> 00:37:18,042 Destroying my honor. 685 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:21,458 Staining the sacred whiteness of my nuptial bed... 686 00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:23,333 ...and drinking my brandy. 687 00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:26,042 - So, you've found him. - That's what I said! 688 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,250 - Drinking your brandy? - Yes. 689 00:37:29,542 --> 00:37:32,167 My five-letter brandy; he drank all five. 690 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,500 - All five letters? - No, the five bottles. 691 00:37:34,792 --> 00:37:37,792 Stop trying to distract me! Confess at once! 692 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,708 But, Cayetano, you underestimate yourself. 693 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,875 No, you underestimate me. 694 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:47,625 Do you really believe I would exchange you... 695 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,167 ...for someone like him? 696 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:52,708 Well...I don't know. You have the answer to that question. 697 00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:55,208 Did you not see him well? 698 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:58,042 Haven't you looked at yourself in the mirror? 699 00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:00,750 There is no comparison. 700 00:38:01,042 --> 00:38:03,375 Yeah...you're right. 701 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:06,792 Even if I say so myself, there is no comparison. 702 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:09,542 No, there isn't. With a husband like yourself... 703 00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,750 ...who could fall for such a bum? 704 00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:14,292 So, who is he then? What is he doing here? 705 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,542 - Who is he? - Yes. 706 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,750 Could you please explain? 707 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,875 It's all very simple. 708 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,375 Is it? Start explaining fast. 709 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,250 - He's my brother. - Your brother Leonardo? 710 00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:29,917 - I have no other brother. - The brother... 711 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:31,667 ...I need... you need to inherit? 712 00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:34,542 That one. Just now, that your business is doing badly. 713 00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:35,500 Such great timing. 714 00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:37,333 Wait a second. 715 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:41,583 I have an adviser for these critical moments: my heart. 716 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:44,292 My hunches are never wrong. 717 00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:50,458 Why did you hide him? Why did you let me... 718 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:53,417 ...humiliate you and myself? 719 00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:55,875 I have three reasons: First, I was ashamed... 720 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,750 ...of him, since he has turned into such a bum. 721 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:01,042 Such is life. We'll save him. 722 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:04,250 Second, because I wanted to give you a surprise. 723 00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,958 - Oh, honey! - And third, to punish... 724 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,333 - ...your unjustified jealousy. - I deserve that. 725 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:12,083 Will you ever be able to forgive me? 726 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:14,125 Swear you won't act jealous again. 727 00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:17,458 I will swear it once again. This time is for real. 728 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:19,917 We need to talk to your brother. 729 00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:22,125 So the police can laugh at me? 730 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:25,375 You're right. I'll dismiss them and make... 731 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:29,125 very clear that you're an honorable lady and I'm an idiot. 732 00:39:31,667 --> 00:39:34,958 That's great, isn't it? So glad your brother showed up... 733 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,167 ...now, when we needed him most. 734 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:41,958 - So, what did you come here for? - I didn't come here, sir. 735 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:43,792 How do you find yourself here? 736 00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:46,542 He found me, I didn't find me. 737 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,542 - Why? - He was looking for me. 738 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:53,375 What is it to you anyway? Let me take care of him. 739 00:39:58,417 --> 00:40:00,458 - Don't move. - The madman is coming. 740 00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:01,833 - What madman? - My husband. 741 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:04,125 - Your husband? - He thinks he's my husband. 742 00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:06,583 Gentlemen, I am very happy... 743 00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:08,875 ...but I am also very embarrassed. 744 00:40:09,167 --> 00:40:11,375 Tonight, I've hit a new low of embarrassment... 745 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:15,042 ...but also a new high of happiness. 746 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,375 You were right. He's a madman. 747 00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:19,708 He's lost his marbles. 748 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,792 Very well. Could you please explain yourself? 749 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,208 He won't be able to. 750 00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:27,125 - My embarrassment is threefold... 751 00:40:27,417 --> 00:40:29,417 ...but my joy is unisonous. 752 00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:30,875 He's totally gone. 753 00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:34,333 Wait. What was that about your embarrassment? 754 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:36,667 It's threefold, meaning it has three entities. 755 00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:39,208 I'm embarrassed with the police... 756 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,083 ...with my wife for accusing her unfairly... 757 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,708 ...and with this gentleman... 758 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,167 There are no gentlemen here. 759 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:48,375 - Speak for yourself! - There is... 760 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:50,458 ...no other way. I'm no ventriloquist. 761 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:53,250 In sum, I am making a public apology. 762 00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:55,458 I have offended my blameless wife... 763 00:40:55,750 --> 00:40:57,792 ...and wasted the authorities' time. 764 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,875 That man is the brother. 765 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,708 - Are you talking about me? - Yes, you. 766 00:41:05,167 --> 00:41:07,542 Come into my arms, brother. 767 00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:10,042 Now I'm his brother. Stop him! He's crazy! 768 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:13,625 No, no. It's just that my eyes have been opened. 769 00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:16,000 - Hug me, brother. - Wait. 770 00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:18,250 Would you shoot me if I wasn't your brother? 771 00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:19,917 That, or I'd send you to jail. 772 00:41:20,292 --> 00:41:22,583 Well then, hug me, brother. 773 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:25,583 It's been a long time, hasn't it? 774 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,000 I've been around. 775 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:29,750 - You never change. - Yes, I never do. 776 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:31,833 Come on! 777 00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:35,125 You're so funny. 778 00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:38,042 I'm telling you. 779 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:40,875 Hold it! Do you think, my esteemed sir... 780 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,083 ...that the police is satisfied? 781 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,833 Naturally. No crime was committed. 782 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:49,208 No, sir. We came here to witness adultery... 783 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,875 Adultery you say? Look for it in the kitchen. 784 00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:55,208 The fridge's to the left; the milk's in there... 785 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:57,708 ...and the milk has been adulterated. 786 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,250 Stop this mockery! 787 00:41:59,542 --> 00:42:03,250 If there's no adultery we'll have to fine you. 788 00:42:03,542 --> 00:42:05,625 - I'll pay the fine. - First thing tomorrow. 789 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:07,083 - Yes, sir. - A heavy fine. 790 00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:10,667 No problem. My finances have taken a turn for the better. 791 00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:13,042 - What were you thinking? - You promised... 792 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:17,000 ...an exciting spectacle. We want our money back. 793 00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:19,625 Give me back my gun. And now, it's over. 794 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:22,000 I'll pay the fine, but now go. 795 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,667 - We'll go gladly. - Let's go. 796 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,000 Out! Get out of here! 797 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,833 Get out! Now! 798 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:31,375 - We are getting out. - Quickly. 799 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:34,083 - Get out. - Did your wife tell you... 800 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:35,792 ...that that guy is her brother? 801 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:37,375 And my heart tells me so too. 802 00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:39,708 My heart has never failed me. 803 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,417 I'm not sure about your wife. 804 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:44,000 Right. Get out! 805 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:54,125 Alright, brother. Everything's cleared up... 806 00:42:54,417 --> 00:42:55,875 ...and we really love each other 807 00:42:56,417 --> 00:42:57,958 I must leave now. 808 00:42:58,292 --> 00:42:59,958 Of course not, brother-in-law. 809 00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,125 Brother-in-law? I don't even... 810 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,833 ...have one. And if I did, I wouldn't let you... 811 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,208 - You mean you and my sister...? - Yes. 812 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,042 I've been her husband for 3 years. 813 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,250 - Again with the husband thing. - Of course. 814 00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:15,042 The way you're going, you'll be my father soon. 815 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:19,042 - I was going to say just that. - I'm telling you! 816 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:22,667 You can think of me as you would of a father. 817 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,250 I think you should go to bed. 818 00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:29,250 My status gives me the right to speak this way. 819 00:43:29,542 --> 00:43:32,500 - You don't say. - I do. This home is yours. 820 00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:35,500 My table is yours, everything I have is yours. 821 00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:37,375 - Everything you have? - Everything. 822 00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:42,042 Stop kidding me or I might start believing it, brother. 823 00:43:42,542 --> 00:43:44,375 You have a very beautiful wife. 824 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:47,208 - Speaking of her, I'll fetch her. - Sure... 825 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,042 ...but if you do, don't go back on your word. 826 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,500 The police's gone. You can scram now. 827 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,500 Tell your mistress I'm not giving up. 828 00:43:59,792 --> 00:44:02,458 Remember: I'll call her tomorrow. 829 00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:19,958 Praise the Lord! 830 00:44:23,292 --> 00:44:25,292 Cantinflas, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 831 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,917 - Why are you here? - You too? 832 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:31,875 We've been through that already. 833 00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:33,917 - The boss might see you. - He's seen me. 834 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,542 - And what happened? - We're getting along fine. 835 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:39,250 - But... - He turned out... 836 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,542 ...to be my husband... 837 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,917 ...my brother-in-law, my brother and my father. 838 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,833 I knew I had a family somewhere. 839 00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:47,875 - What are you saying? - I own this home now. 840 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:50,917 It's the brandy talking. Get in the kitchen. 841 00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:54,542 The kitchen is only fit for the servants. 842 00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:56,708 - I'll have to drag you. - Be careful... 843 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,958 ...how you speak to me. You've been... 844 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:02,000 ...putting me down for a long time. 845 00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:04,417 Don't bother me. I'm waiting for my sister. 846 00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:06,833 Sweetness, Dolores. Sweetness. 847 00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:09,958 - It's happened! - I think so. 848 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:13,292 It's plain to see that life has been very hard on him. 849 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:15,208 We must be kind to him. 850 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:17,917 Paz, what are you doing here? 851 00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:20,583 Sir, I found this man in here. 852 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:23,083 It's alright, he belongs in here. 853 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,917 - In here? - Tell her, Dad. 854 00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:26,708 Of course! 855 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:29,458 Your brother is so funny, Lolita. 856 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,458 Sure. But is that him? 857 00:45:31,750 --> 00:45:33,333 - What do you mean? - I meant... 858 00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,125 ...is he ready for your jokes. 859 00:45:35,417 --> 00:45:39,667 Of course. What's past is past. We hold no grudges. 860 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:41,250 Come on, hug your brother. 861 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:43,917 - But... - Go on, hug him. 862 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,667 Forgive him as you have forgiven me. 863 00:45:46,958 --> 00:45:49,417 From now on, there'll only be harmony. 864 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:52,792 I was going to say just that. Hug me. 865 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,875 - You brazen swine. - Quiet, cow. 866 00:45:55,292 --> 00:45:57,292 Don't meddle in the family's affairs, Paz. 867 00:45:57,625 --> 00:45:59,458 - What are you doing here? - Good question. 868 00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:02,458 - What are you doing here? - I? Nothing, sir. 869 00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,500 Go do nothing in the kitchen then. 870 00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:08,167 - Go to the kitchen. - Right. To the kitchen. 871 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:11,417 She's so greasy...and then stuff gets lost, you know. 872 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,375 Yes, of course. Paz... 873 00:46:14,083 --> 00:46:16,625 - Yes, sir? - You must obey him... 874 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,625 - ...as you obey me. - Did you hear that? 875 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:20,125 Obey me. 876 00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:22,583 - Alright, sir. - Get the guest room... 877 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:24,208 - ...ready. - Thanks, old man. 878 00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:25,583 - That too? - That too. 879 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,167 Alright, sir. 880 00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:34,000 Where's that hug? You need to make up. 881 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,583 Did we have a fight? - Your sister was upset... 882 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:38,375 ...because you turned into a bum. 883 00:46:38,667 --> 00:46:41,000 I didn't turn into one; I've always been a bum. 884 00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:44,625 This is a great beginning. He's honest about himself. 885 00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:47,417 - Go on, hug your brother. - But... 886 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,875 No buts! Hug her, Leonardo. 887 00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:51,708 - Leonardo who? - You. 888 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,042 - Oh, me. - Did you forget your name? 889 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,042 How could I? It's such a nice name. 890 00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:58,167 - Go on, hug your sister. - Well... 891 00:46:58,458 --> 00:47:00,417 - If you insist, brother. - Of course I insist. 892 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:02,958 - It won't bother me. - Or her. Right, Dolores? 893 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:06,250 - Hug him. - Come into my arms, sister. 894 00:47:06,542 --> 00:47:08,458 - Brother. - Sweet sister. 895 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:10,250 You've grown so much. 896 00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:12,208 Oh, little sister. 897 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:16,125 The vision of such chaste love moves me. 898 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:17,792 That's enough, Leonardo. 899 00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:20,292 - Leonardo! - Leave Leonardo alone. 900 00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:22,542 Let me go. That's enough. 901 00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:25,750 After all the years we didn't see each other? 902 00:47:26,042 --> 00:47:28,542 He's right, honey. Let him hug you. 903 00:47:28,833 --> 00:47:32,667 He hasn't seen you in a long time. Let him hug you. 904 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:35,583 That's what I said. Let's make the most of it. 905 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,958 Lolita. Come to my arms. 906 00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:41,000 - Little Leonardo. - Come here, Lolita. 907 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,958 I can't believe my eyes! 908 00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:47,708 The guest room is ready. 909 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,875 - The room can wait. - No. 910 00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:53,458 It's late and I am very tired. It's time to go to bed. 911 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,708 Yes, it's time to go to bed. 912 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,500 I'm not very tired. I can keep going. 913 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:00,583 No, you must get some sleep. 914 00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:04,667 - There'll be time later. - I'd rather do it now. 915 00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:09,125 I understand. I can tell you'll make a great brother. 916 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:13,083 Paz, show Mr. Leonardo his room. 917 00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:15,292 I'll be glad to, sir. 918 00:48:15,583 --> 00:48:18,542 - I'll go too, Leonardo. - Sure, darling. 919 00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:22,042 - You understand. - You must have many questions. 920 00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,375 - Of course I do. - Don't stay up talking too late. 921 00:48:25,667 --> 00:48:27,708 No. We won't talk, brother... 922 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,625 ...but you understand, after this, we need more time. 923 00:48:30,917 --> 00:48:34,208 Go then. Don't take too long, Lolita. I'll be waiting for you. 924 00:48:35,167 --> 00:48:38,083 - Shall we go, Leonardo? - Anything you say. 925 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:40,250 See you tomorrow, old man. 926 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:46,083 I thought you were told to stay in the kitchen. 927 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,375 - Come with us, Paz. - Sure, ma'am. 928 00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,542 What for? You are more than enough company. 929 00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:53,542 - Paz will give you clothes. - My clothes are clean. 930 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,708 - Your sleep wear. - I never undress. 931 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:59,792 Alright, if you must, do it quickly and then leave. 932 00:49:03,292 --> 00:49:04,583 And that's all, miss. 933 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,583 So he's your boyfriend and you let him in. 934 00:49:07,875 --> 00:49:09,917 I won't let him in the house again. 935 00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:12,917 He's in already; the thing is how to get him out. 936 00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,042 That'll be hard. 937 00:49:14,333 --> 00:49:17,250 And stop bragging, I'm not your boyfriend. 938 00:49:17,542 --> 00:49:19,333 I'm just your special friend. 939 00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:21,458 - Don't be jealous. - Shut up! 940 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,667 I'm so ashamed, ma'am. 941 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,750 No use crying over spilt milk. Besides... 942 00:49:27,042 --> 00:49:28,667 ...he did help me out for now. 943 00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:31,792 I'd sacrifice myself for you my whole life through. 944 00:49:32,083 --> 00:49:33,958 Don't you wish! Get out now! 945 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,333 You'd love that, but my friend Cayetano... 946 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,750 ...wants me to stay and I wouldn't give up... 947 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:40,750 ...this comfort for nothing. 948 00:49:41,042 --> 00:49:44,875 He has to stay until we find a good solution. 949 00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:46,625 Hope you don't find it soon. 950 00:49:46,917 --> 00:49:50,250 Paz, let's go or Cayetano will get suspicious. 951 00:49:50,542 --> 00:49:51,458 Yes, ma'am. 952 00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:57,125 Aren't you going to say thanks and good night? 953 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:58,958 He's right. Thanks and good night. 954 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,583 - Just like that? - Like what? 955 00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:02,792 Wait. Be more loving. 956 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,375 Give me a brotherly kiss. 957 00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:08,083 A while ago, you were very loving but now you hit me. 958 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:10,042 - You're so cynical. - What did you imagine? 959 00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:10,792 Just that. 960 00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,458 What kind of a woman do you think I am? 961 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,583 - What the doctor ordered. - Rascal! 962 00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:17,083 - Be very careful with me. - I know. 963 00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:20,417 I have to put up with you only when my husband's present. 964 00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,625 - It's better to be alone. - What? 965 00:50:23,042 --> 00:50:24,708 It's immoral for you to hug me... 966 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,417 ...in your husband's presence. 967 00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:29,708 Don't try to take advantage of the situation. 968 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,083 I'll only do it with your husband present. 969 00:50:39,042 --> 00:50:41,042 - Who does she think she is? - Idiot! 970 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:43,458 You too? Don't you see things have changed? 971 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,750 - How? - You just hit the boss. 972 00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:47,958 - Oh, really? - Really! 973 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:51,250 If I tell daddy Cayetano, he'll put you in the street. 974 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,583 Oh, so you're laughing. 975 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,625 - Cayetano! - Don't yell. 976 00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:57,458 Changed your mind? Get out of here. 977 00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,042 - What if I won't? - That's easy. 978 00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:02,083 - Cayetano! - Alright. You win. 979 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:03,583 And you lose. Uppity maid. 980 00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:05,458 - Wait a minute. - What do you want? 981 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:08,292 Tomorrow I want breakfast in bed 982 00:51:08,583 --> 00:51:11,375 Make sure you have the bath drawn by twelve... 983 00:51:11,667 --> 00:51:14,458 ...although I won't use it; I bathed a month ago. 984 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:16,583 Will there be anything else, sir? 985 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:19,792 That's all for now. Leave, you uppity maid! 986 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,750 Stop it or I won't be able to control myself. 987 00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:24,458 You won't? Cayetano! 988 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:25,958 Be quiet. 989 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,333 You can control yourself after all, right? 990 00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:31,958 Alright. You will pay for this. 991 00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,792 Here. Take these straight to the notary. 992 00:51:48,083 --> 00:51:49,750 - Yes. - Now, for the important part. 993 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:52,250 - Yes, sir? - Write an announcement... 994 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,417 - ...for the newspapers. - An announcement? 995 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:57,417 To the heirs of my late father- in-law, Leonardo del Paso... 996 00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,125 - May he rest in peace. - Luckily. 997 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:01,125 - What? - Never mind. It should say... 998 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:04,208 ...that Leonardo del Paso has come back. 999 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,083 - He has come back to life? - No. 1000 00:52:06,375 --> 00:52:08,125 The one who came back to life, I mean... 1001 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,000 My brother-in-law Leonardo del Paso came back. 1002 00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:12,833 I thought he was your father-in-law. 1003 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:14,958 - My brother-in-law. - Both? 1004 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:18,292 I'm talking about two people with the same name. 1005 00:52:18,583 --> 00:52:20,500 - Father and son. - What else? 1006 00:52:20,792 --> 00:52:22,167 That's all, just father and son. 1007 00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:24,292 What else do you want in the announcement? 1008 00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:27,000 Now that my brother-in-law is home... 1009 00:52:27,292 --> 00:52:28,833 ...we'll come into the inheritance. 1010 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:30,958 - Your father-in-law's. - The heirs... 1011 00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:32,833 ...must go to notary Ramirez... 1012 00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:35,500 ...and register, the way the will calls for. 1013 00:52:35,792 --> 00:52:38,083 - Is that all? - You may go now. 1014 00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:40,000 - See you at the office. - See you. 1015 00:52:40,292 --> 00:52:41,042 See you later. 1016 00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:48,417 Leonardo! Leonardo! 1017 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:50,375 For God's sake, Leonardo! 1018 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,042 - Are you talking to me? - Sure. 1019 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:55,792 - What is it? - Aren't you ashamed of lying down all day? 1020 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:56,875 It makes me sleepy. 1021 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:58,958 - Can it be possible? - What? 1022 00:52:59,250 --> 00:53:01,083 Are you planning to spend your life there? 1023 00:53:01,375 --> 00:53:04,167 No. I'll spend some time in bed too. 1024 00:53:04,458 --> 00:53:07,083 - For God's sake, Leonardo! - What's wrong? 1025 00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:10,333 It pains me very much to see you like this. 1026 00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:12,500 - You're impossible. - Don't worry... 1027 00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:14,792 - ...maybe I'll get better. - If at least... 1028 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,667 ...you'd change your garments. 1029 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,583 Leonardo...my bathrobe! 1030 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:22,667 - What bathrobe? - Where did you get the bathrobe? 1031 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:25,583 - From the closet. - It's my best bathrobe. 1032 00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:26,917 That's why I took it. 1033 00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:28,792 Why haven't you changed your clothes? 1034 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:31,875 Changing clothes doesn't sit well with me. 1035 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,500 I've given you all the money... 1036 00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:35,583 ...you asked for clothes. 1037 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:38,583 Money sits well with me but another suit doesn't suit me. 1038 00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:40,750 - Where's my money? - What money? 1039 00:53:41,042 --> 00:53:43,792 Let's not talk about money anymore. 1040 00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:46,083 Why aren't you wearing my two suits you took? 1041 00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:47,417 - You took two... - What? 1042 00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:49,250 - ...of my best suits. - Right. 1043 00:53:49,542 --> 00:53:51,333 - One brown, one gray. - Exactly. 1044 00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:53,708 - And the black one too. - The black one! 1045 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,250 - The green one. - Oh, no! 1046 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:57,375 And one with shiny lapels. 1047 00:53:57,667 --> 00:53:59,458 - My tux! - Your what? 1048 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,708 My tuxedo. Why don't you wear them? 1049 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,083 I didn't mean to wear them. 1050 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:05,958 - What then? - I pawned them. 1051 00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:07,542 Mother of God! 1052 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:10,792 Don't worry about it. They didn't fit me anyway. 1053 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:13,375 Give me some money or they'll be lost. 1054 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:18,833 - This is not possible! - This is impossible... 1055 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,292 I can't sleep in here. If it isn't the suits... 1056 00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:24,417 ...it's the job. What do I care about money? 1057 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,792 I'm leaving for good. 1058 00:54:27,083 --> 00:54:29,417 No, don't leave. I won't let you leave. 1059 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:34,000 You can stay, keep the suit and sleep as much as you want. 1060 00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:38,125 Alright, that sounds better. A tux, what's with that? 1061 00:54:38,417 --> 00:54:41,292 You abuse me because of the way I look. 1062 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:43,167 - I'll need more money. - Uh? 1063 00:54:43,458 --> 00:54:44,500 - I'll need money. - More? 1064 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:46,208 - Yes. - But, man... 1065 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:48,583 If you insist, you can leave it on the table. 1066 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,500 You're so funny. 1067 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:54,375 If anyone comes looking for me, I'm not home. 1068 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,583 Are you sure he hasn't called? 1069 00:54:56,875 --> 00:54:59,625 - I'm sure. - That is so strange. 1070 00:54:59,917 --> 00:55:01,417 Maybe he's given up on his threats. 1071 00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:04,917 - You don't know Bobby. - Or something happened to him. 1072 00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:07,750 - Or he's planning some evil. - Your husband. 1073 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:11,208 Fine, ma'am. I'll fix the turkey and some soup. 1074 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,417 - Is that alright? - You may go now. 1075 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:14,542 Excuse me. 1076 00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:19,667 - What is it, Cayetano? - Nothing. 1077 00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,875 Your brother is an incurable bum. 1078 00:55:22,167 --> 00:55:24,000 - I've told you so myself. - As soon... 1079 00:55:24,292 --> 00:55:26,750 ...as we get the inheritance, I'll fix him. 1080 00:55:27,042 --> 00:55:30,333 And that'll be soon, if the announcement works. 1081 00:55:30,750 --> 00:55:34,208 Having come back from a long trip... 1082 00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:37,167 ...Mr. Leonardo del Paso... 1083 00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:38,375 ...Junior... 1084 00:55:38,667 --> 00:55:40,792 ...who is now residing... 1085 00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:44,542 ...at his brother-in-law Cayetano Lastre's home... 1086 00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:46,917 - He's a rich entrepreneur. - Is he? 1087 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:49,250 Very rich. Go on, the address is in there. 1088 00:55:49,542 --> 00:55:51,292 - Yes, I've seen it. - You must go. 1089 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,958 Of course I will. Can you believe it? 1090 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,042 I thought my Leonardo was dead... 1091 00:55:56,333 --> 00:55:59,917 ...but the heel is living the good life among the rich. 1092 00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,333 - The very rich. - He obviously doesn't think... 1093 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,333 - ...of me and his children. - Right. 1094 00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:06,500 Leonardo always was forgetful. 1095 00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:09,333 Forgetful? Tell me about it! 1096 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:12,625 He promised to marry me before our first child was born. 1097 00:56:12,917 --> 00:56:15,583 We have several children now and he forgot to marry me. 1098 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:16,708 That's awful. 1099 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,708 And he's forgotten to support them. 1100 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:20,750 The rascal. 1101 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:23,542 But I've found a clue. 1102 00:56:23,833 --> 00:56:25,500 Avery substantial clue. 1103 00:56:25,792 --> 00:56:28,500 I have a feeling that for me and my children... 1104 00:56:28,792 --> 00:56:32,292 ...the time has come for recovery and for food. 1105 00:56:33,292 --> 00:56:35,083 Look after this place for me. 1106 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:37,167 I'll gather the children... 1107 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:39,917 ...and we'll go straight to Mr. Cayetano's. 1108 00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:44,000 - You can't come in here. - Of course I can! 1109 00:56:44,292 --> 00:56:45,625 I tell you he doesn't live here. 1110 00:56:45,917 --> 00:56:48,042 - The paper says he does. - What is it? 1111 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:50,667 This woman thinks that this is her home. 1112 00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:53,042 It will be my home soon, you'll see. 1113 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,917 - What do you want? - To see Leonardo. 1114 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,583 - See Leonardo? - I didn't get a chance... 1115 00:56:57,875 --> 00:56:59,542 ...to tell her that he went on a trip. 1116 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,000 He just left on a very long trip. 1117 00:57:02,292 --> 00:57:04,625 Did he? The doorman told me he's here. 1118 00:57:04,917 --> 00:57:06,917 Don't listen to him. He's always joking. 1119 00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:10,167 Don't try to fool me. That heel is here. 1120 00:57:10,458 --> 00:57:12,375 I won't leave until I see him. 1121 00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:14,083 Or maybe not even after I see him. 1122 00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:16,667 - Why do you need to see him? - Oh, ma'am. 1123 00:57:16,958 --> 00:57:18,667 It's embarrassing. 1124 00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:21,083 You are Cayetano's wife, right? 1125 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,292 - Yes. How about you? - I'm not. 1126 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:26,375 I am Clotilde Regalado, the mother of his children. 1127 00:57:26,667 --> 00:57:29,833 - Cayetano's children? - No, your nephews' mother. 1128 00:57:30,125 --> 00:57:33,208 - What nephews? - Your brother's children. 1129 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,708 - God help me! - God help me too. 1130 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,250 The heel made several children with me and abandoned me. 1131 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:42,542 - This is just what we needed. - Yes, ma'am. 1132 00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:45,375 Since he lives here, we were needed here. 1133 00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:46,833 And that's why we came. 1134 00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:50,458 Stop crying and come in so we can talk. 1135 00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,417 - Let me know if Cayetano arrives. - Yes, ma'am. 1136 00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:02,792 - Please sit down. - Thank you. 1137 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:06,667 - Have you any proof? - I have plenty. 1138 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,875 This is the most recent. 1139 00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:11,208 But I mean a different kind of proof. 1140 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,750 I understand. 1141 00:58:13,417 --> 00:58:16,458 Here's a picture of Leonardo when we first met. 1142 00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:19,875 - It's him. - In here, he mentions... 1143 00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:21,625 - ...our children. - Let me see it. 1144 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,875 - Milk: 50 pesos. - I'm sorry. 1145 00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:26,375 Those are my debts. 1146 00:58:26,667 --> 00:58:29,542 Maybe now I'll be able to pay them off. 1147 00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:37,958 - It is his writing. - You see? 1148 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,250 - So this is my nephew? - Yes. 1149 00:58:40,542 --> 00:58:43,792 - One of many. - He's beautiful! 1150 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,125 - He looks like you. - Thank you. 1151 00:58:46,417 --> 00:58:48,167 So, when can I see the father? 1152 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:50,583 I shouldn't tell you but I have no choice. 1153 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:54,417 Feel free to tell me anything. We're family, aren't we? 1154 00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:56,125 I don't know if you'll understand. 1155 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,083 But I really have no choice. 1156 00:58:58,375 --> 00:59:00,583 The truth is that the Leonardo who is here... 1157 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,083 ...isn't the real Leonardo. 1158 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:19,250 - There is a Leonardo here. - Not the real one. 1159 00:59:19,542 --> 00:59:22,250 It's a Leonardo anyway, just what we all need. 1160 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:24,625 - What do you mean? - You and your husband... 1161 00:59:24,917 --> 00:59:27,375 ...did not shy away from taking him for the real one... 1162 00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:29,458 ...my children and I won't either. 1163 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:32,042 - Ma'am! - I'm being frank too. 1164 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,500 After everything Leonardo has done to me... 1165 00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:37,208 ...I don't care who he is... 1166 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,125 ...as long as it is profitable. 1167 00:59:39,417 --> 00:59:41,333 - What are you trying to say? - My children... 1168 00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:44,708 ...and I really need a good home like this one. 1169 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,375 We need to eat enough... 1170 00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:48,208 ...every single day. 1171 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,125 - But... - No buts or ifs. 1172 00:59:50,417 --> 00:59:53,625 Y accept that man as the father of my children. 1173 00:59:53,917 --> 00:59:56,167 I'll move my children in here immediately. 1174 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,458 - What if I said no? - You'd be forcing me... 1175 00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:01,917 ...to ask your husband for help. 1176 01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:04,333 - But, ma'am... - It's no use. 1177 01:00:04,625 --> 01:00:07,917 Either we go hungry or the whole family moves in here. 1178 01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:09,583 Oh, Lord. 1179 01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:15,042 - What should I do? - Come on, don't be selfish. 1180 01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:17,333 After all, they are your nephews. 1181 01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,083 I won't admit any objections. 1182 01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:21,250 - I'll go fetch them. - Are they here? 1183 01:00:21,542 --> 01:00:24,417 Sure! They're waiting for me in the garden. 1184 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:27,417 You'll like them very much. 1185 01:00:35,958 --> 01:00:39,625 Get ready to meet your other nephews. 1186 01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:46,167 - Seven? - Plus this one. 1187 01:00:46,667 --> 01:00:48,375 - Eight. - And one on the way. 1188 01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,833 - From where? - From Paris. 1189 01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,667 - Jesus! - Children! 1190 01:00:52,958 --> 01:00:54,542 Introduce yourselves to your aunt. 1191 01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:56,375 - Chucho, Chicho. - Chente, Chinto. 1192 01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:58,542 - Pancho, Poncho. - Lencho. 1193 01:00:58,833 --> 01:01:00,542 At your service, ma'am. 1194 01:01:01,083 --> 01:01:03,583 - Aren't they adorable? - Yes, so adorable. 1195 01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:05,833 - Where's their father? - Who? 1196 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:07,458 The children's father. 1197 01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:17,625 Is that him? 1198 01:01:17,917 --> 01:01:19,542 Yes. That's him. 1199 01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,917 If he is as lazy as he looks... 1200 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,542 ...he could very well belong to the family. 1201 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:28,125 Are you hungry, children? 1202 01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:29,667 Very hungry! 1203 01:01:29,958 --> 01:01:32,583 I thought so. If you want to have... 1204 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,458 ...three meals a day... 1205 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:37,667 ...you must call the man in the living room "Dad" 1206 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,208 Dad! Daddy! 1207 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:45,292 Dad! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 1208 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:46,042 Wait! 1209 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:48,875 Dad! Daddy! 1210 01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:50,792 - Hey! - Dad! 1211 01:01:51,083 --> 01:01:53,250 - Daddy! - Come on! 1212 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:55,708 - Dad? - What is this mess? 1213 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,250 - Daddy! - Listen to me! 1214 01:02:00,958 --> 01:02:03,458 The poor children. Aren't you moved? 1215 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:06,208 It's been so long since they last saw their father. 1216 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:10,333 Ma'am, Mr. Cayetano is home! Where shall I hide her? 1217 01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:13,833 No need to hide. I've agreed to move in here. 1218 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:16,250 - What? - Yes, Paz. This woman... 1219 01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:18,625 ...is taking your boyfriend to be her Leonardo. 1220 01:02:18,917 --> 01:02:20,625 - Oh, Lord! - Good afternoon. 1221 01:02:24,167 --> 01:02:25,875 Good afternoon. Good afternoon, ma'am. 1222 01:02:26,167 --> 01:02:28,042 - Hi, husband of my husband's sister. - What? 1223 01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:30,292 - I'll explain later. - What did she call me? 1224 01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:32,708 - Husband of my husband's sister. - What? 1225 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,083 What is all that noise? 1226 01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:37,750 Let go of the cookies! 1227 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,750 You dirty brats! 1228 01:02:40,542 --> 01:02:41,875 Give me back the bottle! 1229 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,292 What noisy disturbance is that? 1230 01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:47,292 Your brother-in-law's children... 1231 01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:51,042 - ...hadn't seen him in a while. - His children? 1232 01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:54,500 Yes, Leonardo's children, our nephews. 1233 01:02:54,792 --> 01:02:58,208 - They're cute, aren't they? - Yes. Very cute. 1234 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:00,583 They're nice. 1235 01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:02,417 - I'll explain everything. - Sure. 1236 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:06,375 Let go of that bottle. Give me back that bottle. 1237 01:03:06,708 --> 01:03:08,750 - Be respectful. - Come on, Dad. 1238 01:03:09,042 --> 01:03:11,792 I, your dad? Do I look like an orphanage? 1239 01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:14,625 - Just one drink. - To toast meeting you, Dad. 1240 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:18,042 Shut up or... Give me back that bottle! 1241 01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:20,583 There's enough for everyone. 1242 01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:24,083 Give me back the bottle. You must respect... 1243 01:03:24,375 --> 01:03:27,000 ...your elders. Give me the bottle. 1244 01:03:29,625 --> 01:03:31,917 Is that how you treat me? Listen you, sons of... 1245 01:03:32,208 --> 01:03:33,958 This is quite a scene. 1246 01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:39,458 I'm glad you're home. Maybe you can help me. 1247 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,542 - What is this, Leonardo? - A mess. 1248 01:03:41,833 --> 01:03:44,375 The Fifth Column or maybe just squatters. 1249 01:03:44,667 --> 01:03:46,542 - You heel! - Who is a heel? 1250 01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:47,750 - You are. - Why me? 1251 01:03:48,042 --> 01:03:50,625 - Heartless father. - Father? 1252 01:03:50,917 --> 01:03:54,292 You! How could you abandon your children that way? 1253 01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,250 My children? What children? 1254 01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:59,333 - These children! - My children? 1255 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,375 What? I don't get it... The children? 1256 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:06,208 - The children... - Don't you dare deny them! 1257 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,500 - There's nothing to deny. - I saw you. 1258 01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:11,167 When I came in, you were calling them sons. 1259 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:13,125 I meant sons of a gun. 1260 01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:15,875 - They're your children! - Don't say that. 1261 01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:17,708 Do you dare deny them? 1262 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,333 Will you deny their mother too? 1263 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:23,000 - Is there a mother? - Yes, sir. There she is. 1264 01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:26,625 Look at her and try to deny her too. 1265 01:04:26,917 --> 01:04:29,958 - You say that's my mother? - Stop trying to cover up. 1266 01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:31,875 She's the mother of your children. 1267 01:04:32,667 --> 01:04:34,000 Leonardo. 1268 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:36,042 My little Leonardo! 1269 01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:40,125 I'll forgive you, Leonardo, in the name... 1270 01:04:40,417 --> 01:04:43,500 ...of this innocent we brought into the world. 1271 01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:45,125 Go on, hug her. 1272 01:04:45,625 --> 01:04:48,167 - Hug me, baby. - I'm telling you to hug her. 1273 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:50,625 - But, Cayetano... - Hug her. 1274 01:04:50,917 --> 01:04:52,125 If I have no other choice, I'll hug her. 1275 01:04:52,417 --> 01:04:55,167 But stop calling me baby. 1276 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:57,167 - Kiss me, baby. - I won't do that. 1277 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,833 I have forgiven you. 1278 01:05:03,875 --> 01:05:07,000 You know something? This joke has gone far enough. 1279 01:05:07,292 --> 01:05:11,208 - Do you call this a joke? - A joke, all your children? 1280 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,792 Wait a minute. This mess is Leonardo's. 1281 01:05:14,083 --> 01:05:16,208 - Yours. - No, I meant Leonardo. 1282 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,917 Aren't' you Leonardo? 1283 01:05:18,208 --> 01:05:21,333 Seeing how the past went and thinking of the future... 1284 01:05:21,625 --> 01:05:23,958 ...no, I am not Leonardo. 1285 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:27,208 You even deny yourself? 1286 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,708 I am not. I am telling you the truth. 1287 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,708 I better tell you everything. Do you remember Bobby? 1288 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,625 I do. What about Bobby? 1289 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,000 Go on. I do remember the dog. 1290 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:41,208 As it turns out... 1291 01:05:43,292 --> 01:05:46,083 - Yes, I'm listening. - No, I can't do it. 1292 01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:49,000 I want to do it, but they look at me with... 1293 01:05:49,292 --> 01:05:51,083 ...those eyes and I get confused. 1294 01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:54,417 I knew deep down that you were a good man. 1295 01:05:54,708 --> 01:05:57,708 God works with the penitents. It's all past now. 1296 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,167 Everything's fine and everybody is happy. 1297 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:03,333 - Everyone but one. - What's past is past. 1298 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:06,792 - You must be a good father. - I don't have any practice. 1299 01:06:07,083 --> 01:06:09,500 I'll help you out any way I can. 1300 01:06:09,792 --> 01:06:12,208 For now, we'll have your family move in here. 1301 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,042 - What family? - Your family. 1302 01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:16,000 We'll talk later. Paz. 1303 01:06:16,292 --> 01:06:18,167 - Yes, sir. - Take Mrs. Clotilde... 1304 01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:21,167 ...to her husband's room; which they'll share from now on. 1305 01:06:21,458 --> 01:06:24,125 Find her another room. I sleep by myself. 1306 01:06:24,417 --> 01:06:26,958 That's all in the past now. From now on, always together. 1307 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:30,917 Take the boys to play in the garden. 1308 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:32,792 We'll find room for them later. 1309 01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:35,042 Yes, sir. Please follow me, ma'am. 1310 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:43,292 Hey! 1311 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:54,792 Children, go to the garden or you won't eat. 1312 01:06:59,042 --> 01:07:02,375 It's a joy to see they are so well-educated. 1313 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:04,000 Yes, of course it is. 1314 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:12,458 Either I let them stay or she takes Leonardo. 1315 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,375 Then, Leonardo would run away... 1316 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:17,000 ...and we'd have to kiss your inheritance good-bye. 1317 01:07:17,292 --> 01:07:19,958 - But, Cayetano... - We need the inheritance... 1318 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:23,625 ...so we'll put up with anything until we have it. 1319 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,417 - Leonardo. - Are you talking to me? 1320 01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:30,208 Of course. Tell me, how is it possible...? 1321 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:32,167 I'm asking myself the same question. 1322 01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:36,333 How is it possible for you to have grown-up children? 1323 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:38,417 There's the rub, sometimes... 1324 01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:43,208 ...our children are someone else's, but it's hard to know... 1325 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,833 - But, Leonardo! - I know what I'm talking about. 1326 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:48,375 - What about the baby? - Who? 1327 01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:50,292 How long since you last saw her? 1328 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:53,125 - Saw who? - Clotilde. How long? 1329 01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:54,375 - That woman? - Yes. 1330 01:07:54,667 --> 01:07:57,375 Let's see... the first time was... 1331 01:07:57,667 --> 01:08:01,375 I didn't see her. She saw me first. 1332 01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:03,375 We haven't seen each other. 1333 01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:06,083 So, how can the baby be your son? 1334 01:08:06,375 --> 01:08:09,375 - Why not? - Because of the laws of nature. 1335 01:08:09,667 --> 01:08:12,167 They keep changing the laws all the time. 1336 01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:15,208 Are you in agreement? Tell me, are you? 1337 01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:17,958 - What else can I do? - That's your problem. 1338 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,542 Yes, it is my problem... 1339 01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:22,542 ...and mine alone, though I wish... 1340 01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:26,333 I just hope I get drafted by the Army. 1341 01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:44,500 Leonardo! 1342 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,333 Leonardo! 1343 01:08:47,917 --> 01:08:49,667 - Cantinflas! - Are you calling me? 1344 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:51,042 Are you bathing the baby? 1345 01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:54,875 Yes, but I'm not sure if I'm bathing him or he's bathing me. 1346 01:08:55,167 --> 01:08:57,542 - We're both taking a bath. - Why isn't he crying? 1347 01:08:57,833 --> 01:09:00,833 - Because it's a special bath. - What do you mean? 1348 01:09:01,125 --> 01:09:02,542 I grab his little head and... 1349 01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:05,542 - You idiot! - The baby might drown. 1350 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:09,917 - You vile infanticide! - That's the thanks I get. 1351 01:09:10,208 --> 01:09:12,833 Now you're calling me an insecticide. 1352 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:15,167 Be quiet, you monster! 1353 01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:17,292 You could have drowned him... 1354 01:09:17,583 --> 01:09:20,000 ...and what would I tell the baby's mother? 1355 01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:23,292 I'm really confused. I thought you were the mom. 1356 01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:26,208 Me? Thanks for believing it... 1357 01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:29,083 ... but I can't have anymore children. 1358 01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:30,333 I'm too old for that. 1359 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:33,458 So, yours is an infernal machination. 1360 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:37,667 It was a trick to soften Cayetano and Dolores. 1361 01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:40,917 Aren't' you ashamed using innocent children? 1362 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,667 You're a shameless woman. 1363 01:09:43,958 --> 01:09:47,000 I did it out of need, Leonardo. Out of need. 1364 01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:49,167 Don't look at me that way. 1365 01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:52,458 We can adopt the baby once we get married. 1366 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:54,667 - What? - After we get married. 1367 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,458 - Didn't you talk to Cayetano? - No. 1368 01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:59,667 - He'll talk to you soon. - Don't even dream about it. 1369 01:09:59,958 --> 01:10:02,167 - I'd rather be a mute. - We'll see. 1370 01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:04,458 Go to bed. It's very late and I'm exhausted. 1371 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:07,917 Do you really believe I'll continue sleeping outside? 1372 01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:11,083 What's the matter with you? 1373 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,292 I get your drift. You want to stay in here. 1374 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:16,500 Do you really think I'll sleep in here? 1375 01:10:16,792 --> 01:10:19,250 What if you walk in your sleep? 1376 01:10:19,542 --> 01:10:21,417 No way. I'll sleep outside. 1377 01:10:23,667 --> 01:10:27,125 If you start mentioning marriage I'll sing. 1378 01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:29,708 - Does it make you that happy? - What? 1379 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,333 You said you were going to sing. 1380 01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,708 I meant I am going to tell everything I know. 1381 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000 - Oh, really? - Really. 1382 01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,458 Even if they look at me tenderly... 1383 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:41,667 ...and my heart breaks, I'm going to tell the truth. 1384 01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:44,875 I will break your face if you talk. 1385 01:10:45,167 --> 01:10:48,292 Don't say a thing! It'd be terrible. 1386 01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:52,208 I really like living the good life in this home. 1387 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,167 We have a great deal here. 1388 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:56,292 If you talk, I'll kill you. 1389 01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:58,583 Alright. You've convinced me. 1390 01:10:58,875 --> 01:11:01,000 And there's even one more reason not to talk. 1391 01:11:01,292 --> 01:11:04,208 Cayetano would find out you're not Dolores brother. 1392 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,875 So? That would fix everything. 1393 01:11:06,167 --> 01:11:08,625 Although in a pretty deadly way. 1394 01:11:08,917 --> 01:11:11,708 - Cayetano would kill you both. - Who? 1395 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,292 - Dolores. - And who else? 1396 01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,292 - You. - So now you want me dead! 1397 01:11:15,583 --> 01:11:17,917 - No, Cayetano wants you dead. - Why would he kill me? 1398 01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:20,417 For the brandy? The suits? 1399 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,667 Oh, and the money I stole from him yesterday. 1400 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:26,125 And I've been pretty fresh with his wife. 1401 01:11:26,417 --> 01:11:27,542 He has a tendency to crime. 1402 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:30,000 - You're right. - He might want to kill me. 1403 01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:32,125 - Don't you dare talk. - Me? 1404 01:11:32,417 --> 01:11:33,833 - I'm warning you. - Don't worry. 1405 01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:37,208 - And now, go to sleep. - I am warning you. 1406 01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:39,917 - Good night. - I can't sleep. 1407 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:44,958 Good God. 1408 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:04,625 Cleotilde. Little Cleotilde. 1409 01:12:04,917 --> 01:12:06,000 Little, little Cleotilde. 1410 01:12:06,292 --> 01:12:09,125 Get back to bed. Don't be so impatient. 1411 01:12:09,417 --> 01:12:11,542 - You're dissolute. - I'm not absolute. 1412 01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:14,000 - What do you want? - Where did you put the bottle? 1413 01:12:14,292 --> 01:12:16,708 - What bottle? - The brandy bottle. 1414 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,833 Don't drink it all. You'll give the baby the hiccups. 1415 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,458 - You are so rude! - The bottle. 1416 01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,792 Maybe Cayetano took it. 1417 01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:25,917 - I know where to look for. - For him? 1418 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:27,542 For the bottle. I'll show you. 1419 01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:30,000 Cayetano, Cayetano. 1420 01:12:30,292 --> 01:12:32,542 I know where it is: with those darned brats. 1421 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:36,167 They drink the brandy and sell the empty bottle. 1422 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:37,875 But I'll show them. 1423 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:03,333 - Hey, give us some! - I was going to. 1424 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:13,000 So you're having a meeting. 1425 01:13:13,583 --> 01:13:16,125 Darned kids! You're always spying on me. 1426 01:13:16,417 --> 01:13:17,625 Give me back that bottle. 1427 01:13:17,917 --> 01:13:19,750 Do you really think we will? 1428 01:13:20,042 --> 01:13:22,333 Show more respect for your father. 1429 01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:24,625 Our father? No way. 1430 01:13:24,917 --> 01:13:26,542 I am my own father. 1431 01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:28,125 Come here, you. 1432 01:13:28,417 --> 01:13:30,958 Stop talking back to me or I'll poison you. 1433 01:13:31,250 --> 01:13:33,542 Oh, really? Let's defend ourselves, boys. 1434 01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:35,208 Bunch of cowards! 1435 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:42,208 What the hell is going on here? 1436 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,458 These kids organized an uprising against me. 1437 01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:47,417 Sure. They have their motives... 1438 01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:50,667 ...but a good father must be tough with his children. 1439 01:13:50,958 --> 01:13:52,167 Well, if it's okay with you. 1440 01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:55,125 Quiet. Quiet. 1441 01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:56,375 Come here. 1442 01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:59,333 You'll pay, son of Snow White. 1443 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:03,000 They were driving me crazy. 1444 01:14:03,292 --> 01:14:05,250 - Good. They're ready now. - No. 1445 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:06,917 They need some more. Wait. 1446 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:11,875 Take this, and you, take this. 1447 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:15,000 Show some respect for your father! 1448 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,625 They'll be fine while I sleep for a while. 1449 01:14:20,917 --> 01:14:23,125 Well done. However, they don't respect you... 1450 01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:26,708 ...because you haven't behaved well with them. 1451 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,667 - Me? - Yes, you. Leonardo... 1452 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:32,208 ...this incident forces me to talk to you... 1453 01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,750 - ...before I had planned to. - What about? 1454 01:14:35,042 --> 01:14:38,042 - About a very serious matter. - You don't say. 1455 01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:41,292 - Yes, I do say. - Alright. Go ahead and say it. 1456 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:43,125 - Come with me. - Let's go. 1457 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,375 I'm glad you didn't hit the fat kid. 1458 01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:47,875 - Why? - I like the fat kid... 1459 01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:49,958 ...because I used to look just like him. 1460 01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:51,875 I bet you were a fun kid. 1461 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,125 - But then you changed. - Yes, a bit. 1462 01:14:57,417 --> 01:14:59,375 - Go to the garden. - Where? 1463 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:01,542 - Go to the garden. - At this time of night? 1464 01:15:01,917 --> 01:15:03,750 - What if we get sick? - I hope so. 1465 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:07,958 Don't come back until I tell you or you won't eat. 1466 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,792 Let's go! 1467 01:15:12,167 --> 01:15:14,458 I learned that trick from their mother. 1468 01:15:14,750 --> 01:15:17,375 - Sending them to the garden? - Threatening... 1469 01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:21,083 - ...to take away their food. - I like the garden better. 1470 01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:23,250 Sit down. We need to talk. 1471 01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:27,125 - I have nothing to tell you. - But I do. Sit down. 1472 01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:28,833 - Can we do this later? - Sit down. 1473 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:34,083 Look me in the eye. 1474 01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:38,417 Look me in the eye! 1475 01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:41,125 - You didn't sleep well. - What? Look at me. 1476 01:15:43,292 --> 01:15:45,292 Do I have spots on my face? 1477 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,458 Not on your face, on your conscience! 1478 01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:50,542 - Where? - On your conscience. 1479 01:15:50,833 --> 01:15:52,250 Stop joking around, Cayetano. 1480 01:15:52,542 --> 01:15:54,583 Go to the garden or you won't eat tomorrow. 1481 01:15:56,083 --> 01:15:58,208 Are you trying to hypnotize me? 1482 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,833 Stop joking and just tell me one thing. 1483 01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:03,583 - What? - Is something bothering you? 1484 01:16:03,875 --> 01:16:05,708 - Yes. - I knew it! 1485 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,833 - It's your conscience. - No. It's my stomach. 1486 01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:11,000 - What? - I have a tummy ache. 1487 01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:13,167 I guess I'm not used to eating... 1488 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:16,208 ...more than once a day. And then there's... 1489 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:19,708 ...the brandy and the cookies. Even good things can harm you. 1490 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,125 - They're harming me. - Me too. 1491 01:16:22,417 --> 01:16:23,750 You'll put me in the street. 1492 01:16:24,042 --> 01:16:25,750 I would never abandon you. 1493 01:16:26,042 --> 01:16:27,792 Forget about that and tell me: 1494 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:30,833 Is there really nothing bothering you about... 1495 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:33,958 - ...your wife and children? - About they? 1496 01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,917 - A lot bothers me! - What is it? 1497 01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:38,500 - Their presence here. - Is that possible? 1498 01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,708 - Doesn't it bother you? - A bit. 1499 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,417 It bothers me a lot. Before, I was the only heel here. 1500 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:46,708 Now I have to compete with them. 1501 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,625 Stop it! You are shameless. Let's finish this. 1502 01:16:49,917 --> 01:16:51,458 As far as I'm concerned, we have. 1503 01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:54,125 - Leonardo! - What do you want now? 1504 01:16:54,417 --> 01:16:55,500 I thought we had finished. 1505 01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:59,292 I won't beat around the bush: I know it all! 1506 01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:02,042 So what? I know it too. Good night. 1507 01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:04,292 - Wait! What do you know? - Everything. 1508 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:05,667 - Everything? - Yes. 1509 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,042 - And I'm going to fix it. - Calm down. 1510 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:11,875 - I've made up my mind. - Just don't shoot. 1511 01:17:12,167 --> 01:17:14,792 - No need to shoot anyone. - I agree. 1512 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:16,917 As long as you marry Clotilde... 1513 01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:19,000 ...and register your children. 1514 01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:20,333 - Is that all? - Of course. 1515 01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:23,042 - I thought you knew. - That you never married her? 1516 01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:24,542 She told me so herself. 1517 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,500 - Is that all you know? - Yes. 1518 01:17:27,417 --> 01:17:28,875 Brother, you don't know a thing. 1519 01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:31,458 - Do you think that's minor? - Hey, I love it. 1520 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,958 Good. I'm sure you understand that a moral man... 1521 01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:37,625 ...like myself cannot tolerate in his home... 1522 01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,792 ...an illegitimate family such as yours. 1523 01:17:40,083 --> 01:17:41,792 I'll help you get rid of them. 1524 01:17:42,833 --> 01:17:45,125 First the marriage. Each one of your children... 1525 01:17:45,417 --> 01:17:48,417 ...outside of a legitimate marriage is an insult to morality. 1526 01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:51,292 - Let them get married. - You're getting married. 1527 01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,458 I am? Who am I marrying? 1528 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,292 - Clotilde. - I can't do that. 1529 01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,125 - Why not? - I'm already engaged. 1530 01:17:57,417 --> 01:18:00,125 Are you know? You will marry her! 1531 01:18:00,417 --> 01:18:04,875 I can't leave my girl. She's asked for my hand. 1532 01:18:05,167 --> 01:18:07,208 You are going to marry Clotilde. 1533 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:09,750 I have everything fixed for Monday the 7th. 1534 01:18:12,292 --> 01:18:14,917 - How about another, Your Honor? - Another hour? 1535 01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:18,417 You've already made us wait for hours and hours. 1536 01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:21,208 He's asking you if you'd like another drink. 1537 01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:25,083 Another drink? Don't mind if I do. 1538 01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:27,542 You only have to wait for a few minutes. 1539 01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:31,042 You know how women are; we are going to church after this. 1540 01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:34,750 - She's getting dressed up. - I'm getting drunk? 1541 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:36,583 Only because you insisted! 1542 01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:40,167 I said that the lady is getting dolled up. 1543 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:41,542 So, you think I'm dull. 1544 01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:44,833 - Who do you think you are? - I didn't say that! 1545 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,750 Don't shout, he hears better if you lower your voice. 1546 01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:50,667 The lady will be down soon. 1547 01:18:50,958 --> 01:18:53,042 Why are you screaming? I am not deaf! 1548 01:18:54,042 --> 01:18:57,083 - He really can't hear a thing. - Not a thing. 1549 01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,375 - Are you sure? - Sure I am sure. 1550 01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:02,625 You are a real idiot, Your Honor. 1551 01:19:02,917 --> 01:19:06,875 Good. That's much better. As long as you're kind to me. 1552 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,875 - What's wrong, ma'am? - How can I... 1553 01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:13,833 ...allow this marriage to take place? 1554 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:17,083 - How can we stop it? - We could tell the truth. 1555 01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:21,250 After so many sacrifices? Mr. Cayetano would go mad. 1556 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,292 - Hurray for the bride and groom! - Hurray! 1557 01:19:37,583 --> 01:19:40,750 - You're grabbing me too hard. - You're not getting away. 1558 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:43,625 I've roped you with the marriage bond. 1559 01:19:43,917 --> 01:19:44,583 Mom. 1560 01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:50,042 No, darling. That's the wrong way. 1561 01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:52,292 - What's the right way? - This way. 1562 01:19:52,583 --> 01:19:54,750 - I'd rather go the other way. - Let's get going. 1563 01:19:55,042 --> 01:19:56,125 Don't push me. 1564 01:19:59,417 --> 01:20:01,417 - Heavens, the telephone! - I'll answer it. 1565 01:20:01,708 --> 01:20:03,333 Or your husband will get angry. 1566 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:09,292 Hello? 1567 01:20:09,875 --> 01:20:10,750 Yes? 1568 01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:13,708 What? Not again! 1569 01:20:14,583 --> 01:20:16,708 Alright, if there's no choice. 1570 01:20:17,042 --> 01:20:18,542 You may come anytime you want. 1571 01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:20,208 - Was it Bobby? - No, ma'am. 1572 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:24,417 The store owner says Cantinflas ran up another bill. 1573 01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:26,833 - Why is he so quiet? - Cantinflas? 1574 01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:29,667 No, Bobby. I wish he'd go ahead and do it. 1575 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:32,958 I'm sure something must have happened to him. 1576 01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:35,542 - Come, they're starting. - You're right. 1577 01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:38,792 At such and such date, in such and such city... 1578 01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:40,625 ...etcetera, etcetera... 1579 01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:42,708 I'm so moved, Leonardo. 1580 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,625 I always dreamed of getting married all dressed in white. 1581 01:20:46,917 --> 01:20:48,250 - Didn't it make you sick? - What? 1582 01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:50,125 - The nightmare. - You are so rude! 1583 01:20:50,417 --> 01:20:52,583 - Quiet. - Pay attention. 1584 01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:56,125 We'll proceed. Are you Mrs. Regalado? 1585 01:20:56,417 --> 01:20:59,125 Yes, sir. Clotilde Regalado... 1586 01:20:59,417 --> 01:21:02,375 ...soon to be Mrs. del Paso, at your service. 1587 01:21:02,667 --> 01:21:04,667 - What was that? - She said yes. 1588 01:21:06,625 --> 01:21:08,042 Are you mister del Paso? 1589 01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:10,542 No, sir. I come from Tepito, etcetera. 1590 01:21:11,417 --> 01:21:14,500 Good. Do you, Mrs. Clotilde Regalado... 1591 01:21:14,792 --> 01:21:17,000 ...take Leonardo del Paso as your husband? 1592 01:21:17,333 --> 01:21:19,833 I do. Of course I do. 1593 01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,375 I don't care who he is. I do. 1594 01:21:21,667 --> 01:21:23,500 - What was that? - She said yes. 1595 01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:26,667 - Is that all? - That's all. 1596 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:30,250 Mr. Leonardo del Paso, do you take Clotilde Regalado... 1597 01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:32,917 - ...as your wife? - In your dreams. 1598 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,958 What was that? You dream of her? 1599 01:21:35,250 --> 01:21:37,542 - When I have nightmares. - Leonardo, be serious. 1600 01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:39,500 I couldn't be more serious. 1601 01:21:39,792 --> 01:21:41,333 Just say yes, you idiot. 1602 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:44,125 What's your answer? Do you take her or not? 1603 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:48,583 I could take a stand, I could take to the streets. 1604 01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,875 I could even take a drink. 1605 01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:53,875 Do you take this woman to be your wife? 1606 01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:56,458 - Just say yes, rascal. - Say yes, you idiot. 1607 01:21:56,750 --> 01:21:59,542 Hold your horses. First of all, don't insult me. 1608 01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:01,833 Now, if I say yes, do I have to sign? 1609 01:22:02,125 --> 01:22:03,458 - Of course. - I won't do that. 1610 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:04,958 - What do you mean? - No. 1611 01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:08,292 First, you sign, then there's an arrest warrant for you... 1612 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:11,833 ...It's happened to me before. And I can't sign. 1613 01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:15,375 He can't sing? Why would he want to sing now? 1614 01:22:15,667 --> 01:22:18,792 No, Your Honor. He says he can't sign his name. 1615 01:22:19,875 --> 01:22:22,792 - That's not important. - I thought so. 1616 01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:25,167 - Of course. - It's better if he can't sign. 1617 01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:28,583 Some men marry under false names... 1618 01:22:28,875 --> 01:22:31,083 ...but they don't sign with their prints. 1619 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:34,000 This man will sign with his fingerprints. 1620 01:22:34,292 --> 01:22:36,500 - What are those? - The prints made... 1621 01:22:36,792 --> 01:22:38,583 ...of ink by your fingers on paper. 1622 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,708 No two are alike. 1623 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:45,208 So, I guess this fingerprint thing makes it better. 1624 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:48,167 Just like the Judge said: even if you... 1625 01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:51,667 ...had given a false name, you and only you... 1626 01:22:51,958 --> 01:22:56,250 ...will be married and will be the children's legitimate father. 1627 01:22:58,083 --> 01:23:00,750 - Go ahead, say yes. - Come on, do it. 1628 01:23:01,042 --> 01:23:01,958 - Do it. - But... 1629 01:23:02,250 --> 01:23:05,583 - We're getting tired of this. - Cayetano... 1630 01:23:05,875 --> 01:23:07,667 - Did he say yes already? - No. 1631 01:23:07,958 --> 01:23:11,417 Write down that he said yes. Let's not waste any more time. 1632 01:23:11,708 --> 01:23:13,750 Hey, you're wasting my life here. 1633 01:23:14,042 --> 01:23:16,458 - He took her as his wife. - That's not true. 1634 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:19,792 - The children are his. - That's not true! 1635 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:21,250 He said yes to everything. 1636 01:23:21,542 --> 01:23:23,500 - Don't... - And now, to the signing. 1637 01:23:23,792 --> 01:23:25,958 - Me, sign? - Press your fingers here. 1638 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:27,583 Who, me? I'm not that stupid. 1639 01:23:27,875 --> 01:23:28,375 Yes, sir! 1640 01:23:28,667 --> 01:23:30,500 But, Cayetano, I'm neither the father... 1641 01:23:30,792 --> 01:23:33,042 - ...nor the son. - Where's the register? 1642 01:23:33,333 --> 01:23:35,542 - Open up! It's the police! - What's that? 1643 01:23:35,833 --> 01:23:39,000 I had never been so glad to see the police. 1644 01:23:39,292 --> 01:23:41,917 - Open up or we'll break the door! - The police! 1645 01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:43,792 - I wonder why. - It's about Bobby. 1646 01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:44,667 Open up. 1647 01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:49,583 - What do you want? - You, come with me. 1648 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:51,833 The rest of you, watch the exits. 1649 01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:54,208 - Don't let anyone get away. - What do you want? 1650 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,625 - To come in. - What for? 1651 01:23:55,917 --> 01:23:56,708 You'll soon see. 1652 01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:00,875 - What's the meaning of this? - Who are you? 1653 01:24:01,167 --> 01:24:03,500 I own this house. What is this? 1654 01:24:03,792 --> 01:24:06,042 - We want Leonardo del Paso. - Del Paso? 1655 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:08,000 You can't pass through here. 1656 01:24:08,375 --> 01:24:11,875 They're looking for me. Excuse me, the police needs me. 1657 01:24:12,167 --> 01:24:13,917 But you're not Leonardo del Paso. 1658 01:24:14,208 --> 01:24:18,083 Of course I am! This time, I really am Leonardo del Paso. 1659 01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:20,708 - What's the charge? - Just wait. 1660 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:23,083 - Who is Leonardo del Paso? - I am. 1661 01:24:23,375 --> 01:24:24,958 - So you are, uh? - Sure. 1662 01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:28,000 - You won't get away this time. - I got away from her. 1663 01:24:28,292 --> 01:24:31,792 You got here just in time. Just look at her. 1664 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:34,625 Stop playing dumb. You are going to jail. 1665 01:24:34,917 --> 01:24:37,375 To jail? I'd rather go to jail. 1666 01:24:37,667 --> 01:24:40,208 Dear Lord! He'd rather go to jail. 1667 01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:42,833 Mother! 1668 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:45,625 - Frisk him up. - Wait a minute, sir. 1669 01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:47,417 Wait. I cannot allow that man... 1670 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:49,833 ...to leave my home without being charged first. 1671 01:24:50,125 --> 01:24:53,125 Sure you can allow it, it's just that you won't. 1672 01:24:53,417 --> 01:24:55,583 - Please, Leonardo. - Don't you read the papers? 1673 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:57,333 - I do. - Did you read it today? 1674 01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:59,333 I didn't get the chance. 1675 01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:01,083 - Read all about it. - What is it? 1676 01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:01,875 Here it is. 1677 01:25:03,083 --> 01:25:06,458 WELL-KNOWN CON MAN BOBBY FOX-TERRIER MURDERED 1678 01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:10,250 LEONARDO DEL PASO IS SUSPECTED IN THE KILLING 1679 01:25:10,542 --> 01:25:13,708 POLICE KNOWS WHERE HE'S HIDING 1680 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:15,833 - He only has this wallet. - Let me see it. 1681 01:25:17,792 --> 01:25:20,125 It belonged to the victim. It's more evidence. 1682 01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:23,042 It can't be. There must be some mistake. 1683 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:25,042 No, sir. Everything's crystal clear. 1684 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:28,625 Tell the truth. Did you kill Bobby? 1685 01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:30,542 - The fox-trotter? - Fox-terrier. 1686 01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:32,542 - Same thing. - You killed him! 1687 01:25:32,833 --> 01:25:35,083 - Of course I killed him. - You? 1688 01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:38,292 That's impossible. You killed him? 1689 01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:40,167 - Somebody had to. - You see? 1690 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:44,042 Get him out and watch him. He's very daring. 1691 01:25:44,333 --> 01:25:47,125 Not really. Sorry about the wedding. Some other day. 1692 01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:50,500 I doubt it. The firing squad is awaiting you. 1693 01:25:50,792 --> 01:25:52,583 You've saved me from a certain death. 1694 01:25:52,875 --> 01:25:55,167 Go ahead, sir. Are you coming? 1695 01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:57,375 What is this? Take him away. Let's go! 1696 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,750 THE FIERCE KILLER'S TRIAL CONTINUES 1697 01:26:11,042 --> 01:26:13,333 LEONARDO DEL PASO IS RESPONSIBLE 1698 01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:15,500 VERDICT TO BE ANNOUNCED 1699 01:26:17,833 --> 01:26:19,917 - When will the judge be here? - I don't know. 1700 01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:21,917 - Where is he? - None of your business. 1701 01:26:22,208 --> 01:26:25,542 Show some respect. I'm the defendant here. 1702 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:29,042 If the judge isn't coming, I could've sent someone else... 1703 01:26:29,333 --> 01:26:32,417 ...in my place. I have other things to do with my time. 1704 01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:34,875 This isn't right. I should be somewhere else. 1705 01:26:35,167 --> 01:26:37,792 I don't like it at all... Alright, I'll go fetch him. 1706 01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:39,958 Sit down and keep quiet. 1707 01:26:40,250 --> 01:26:43,125 - I'll see you outside. - Look at his face. 1708 01:26:43,417 --> 01:26:46,417 As a journalist, I never saw anything like it. 1709 01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:49,000 - He's a regular criminal. - Natural born killer. 1710 01:26:49,292 --> 01:26:52,208 - He's so cynical. - He deserves to be shot. 1711 01:26:55,167 --> 01:26:57,375 We can't let this go on, Paz. 1712 01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,458 - What can we do? - Tell the truth. 1713 01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:01,333 No, ma'am. That'd be terrible. 1714 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:03,000 We can't let him be sentenced. 1715 01:27:03,292 --> 01:27:04,875 - They won't convict him. - Why not? 1716 01:27:05,167 --> 01:27:08,333 - You got him a great lawyer. - Still, they will. 1717 01:27:08,625 --> 01:27:10,292 In that case, we'll do something. 1718 01:27:11,292 --> 01:27:13,750 Oh, ma'am. Mr. Cayetano is here. 1719 01:27:14,042 --> 01:27:15,750 He strictly forbade me from coming. 1720 01:27:19,042 --> 01:27:19,833 Excuse me. 1721 01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,625 - Cayetano. - Clotilde. 1722 01:27:26,042 --> 01:27:29,750 I thought you said you didn't care what happened to him. 1723 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,958 I don't care, but still... 1724 01:27:32,250 --> 01:27:35,167 ...I'm curious. I just can't believe he's guilty. 1725 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,042 - How about you? - I'm enjoying it. 1726 01:27:37,333 --> 01:27:38,583 - Enjoying it? - Intensely. 1727 01:27:38,875 --> 01:27:40,625 - Please! - Don't you remember... 1728 01:27:40,917 --> 01:27:43,292 ...what he said to the police? 1729 01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:46,333 He said he'd rather be in jail than marry me. 1730 01:27:47,042 --> 01:27:49,875 - Oh, yes. So what? - I'm glad they granted... 1731 01:27:50,167 --> 01:27:53,333 ...his wish, because I will not say a word... 1732 01:27:53,625 --> 01:27:56,333 - ...until I'm satisfied. - Say a word? 1733 01:27:56,625 --> 01:27:59,292 I have nothing to say. Nothing. 1734 01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:02,542 And I won't say it until he looks desperate. 1735 01:28:03,792 --> 01:28:04,417 Excuse me? 1736 01:28:05,167 --> 01:28:06,542 - The judge. - Have him come in. 1737 01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,542 Please rise. 1738 01:28:21,083 --> 01:28:22,583 This court is back in session. 1739 01:28:22,875 --> 01:28:24,375 Does the prosecutor wish... 1740 01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:26,333 ...to question the defendant again? 1741 01:28:26,625 --> 01:28:28,125 Certainly, Your Honor. 1742 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:31,667 The defense attorney has made much of the fact... 1743 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:33,625 ...that some of the witnesses... 1744 01:28:33,917 --> 01:28:36,625 ...have not been able to identify the defendant. 1745 01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,208 He's trying to make us doubt his identity. 1746 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:42,958 I would like to show that identifying him... 1747 01:28:43,250 --> 01:28:46,000 ...may be difficult only because this man... 1748 01:28:46,292 --> 01:28:48,625 ...has been able to hide out for a long time... 1749 01:28:48,917 --> 01:28:50,958 ...under a false name. 1750 01:28:51,250 --> 01:28:53,208 Swear him in again. 1751 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,958 The defendant please rise. 1752 01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:58,250 - Thanks. I'm fine. - Stand up! 1753 01:28:58,542 --> 01:29:01,125 Alright, but don't get angry. What is it now? 1754 01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:04,792 For the hundredth time, please keep quiet. 1755 01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:06,792 I can't keep anything in here. 1756 01:29:07,083 --> 01:29:08,667 My money and coat were stolen. 1757 01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:14,458 Silence! 1758 01:29:15,375 --> 01:29:18,583 May I remind the public that they must keep quiet. 1759 01:29:19,042 --> 01:29:22,292 - Swear him in now! - Yes, Your Honor. 1760 01:29:22,917 --> 01:29:23,958 Do you protest? 1761 01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:26,125 Of course I do. How could I not protest? 1762 01:29:26,417 --> 01:29:28,917 All this and only because I killed a dog? 1763 01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:33,917 Members of the jury, please note that the defendant... 1764 01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:36,542 ...continues to call his victim a dog. 1765 01:29:36,833 --> 01:29:39,458 What else can I call him? He was a dog. 1766 01:29:41,792 --> 01:29:42,958 Silence! 1767 01:29:44,500 --> 01:29:45,417 Protest! 1768 01:29:52,458 --> 01:29:53,583 Alright. 1769 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,708 The prosecution may proceed... 1770 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,250 - ...with the examination. - Good. 1771 01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:04,625 I am going to prove my theory about a false name. 1772 01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:07,292 Let's see, my little friend. 1773 01:30:07,833 --> 01:30:10,250 - What is your talent? - I'm good at talking. 1774 01:30:12,625 --> 01:30:13,542 Quiet! 1775 01:30:14,458 --> 01:30:17,292 His cynicism is not funny at all. 1776 01:30:17,583 --> 01:30:20,208 Actually, it is outrageous. Quiet! 1777 01:30:21,250 --> 01:30:23,667 - You are an idiot. - Don't insult me. 1778 01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:26,667 Your Honor, I protest... I'll see you outside. 1779 01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:29,750 It makes me angry, Your Honor. Don't let him insult me... 1780 01:30:30,042 --> 01:30:33,250 ...You're the big shot here. Ask him to behave correctly. 1781 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:35,333 Let me meet him outside. 1782 01:30:35,625 --> 01:30:36,083 No, sir. 1783 01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:39,042 Unfortunately, the defendant is right. 1784 01:30:39,750 --> 01:30:41,458 Apologize, Mr. prosecutor. 1785 01:30:41,750 --> 01:30:43,125 Alright, Your Honor. 1786 01:30:43,792 --> 01:30:46,292 - I'm sorry. Excuse me. - You are a sorry excuse. 1787 01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:51,500 - Answer my questions. - I already did. 1788 01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:55,083 - What is your name? - Be more specific, sir. 1789 01:30:55,833 --> 01:30:58,083 - What is your name? - Don't yell at me. 1790 01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:00,333 My old name or my new name? 1791 01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:03,500 - That's the crux of the matter. - There's the rub, sir. 1792 01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:07,250 Let the record show that he had an old name... 1793 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,333 ...and he has a new one. 1794 01:31:10,125 --> 01:31:12,708 Members of the jury, you must know that... 1795 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:16,083 ...this man, whose name is Leonardo del Paso... 1796 01:31:16,375 --> 01:31:20,042 ...has been impersonating someone named Cantinflas. 1797 01:31:20,333 --> 01:31:22,667 You're wrong. First, I was Cantinflas. 1798 01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:24,792 And after that, well, you know... 1799 01:31:25,083 --> 01:31:27,375 ...they gave me that look, and since I am... 1800 01:31:27,667 --> 01:31:29,500 ...a caring man, I became Leonardo. 1801 01:31:29,792 --> 01:31:33,292 - That's what I said. - Alright. Sorry, old man. 1802 01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:36,833 Why did this man hide his name? 1803 01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:39,833 Because he was up to no good. No good. 1804 01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:43,500 In order to paint a clearer picture of his character... 1805 01:31:43,792 --> 01:31:47,875 ...let's see what he used to do while using Cantinflas' name. 1806 01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,917 - Let's see, friend. - I'm not your friend. 1807 01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:56,833 Anyway, while you called yourself Cantinflas... 1808 01:31:57,125 --> 01:31:58,542 ...you always broke the law. 1809 01:31:58,833 --> 01:32:00,958 I knew that. Which law? 1810 01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:03,417 - Every law there is. - I didn't have enough time. 1811 01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:05,667 You found the time. What about... 1812 01:32:05,958 --> 01:32:08,375 ...the moonshine factory you had some years ago? 1813 01:32:08,667 --> 01:32:11,375 - I inherited it from my father. - You confess. 1814 01:32:11,667 --> 01:32:13,542 - About the factory. - A clandestine factory. 1815 01:32:13,833 --> 01:32:15,583 Sure, but it was all very legal. 1816 01:32:15,875 --> 01:32:18,625 Legal? Here's proof that you were fined... 1817 01:32:18,917 --> 01:32:20,708 - Does it say that? - Yes, sir. 1818 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,208 Excuse me, sir, engineer. 1819 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,000 Are you through? 1820 01:32:29,625 --> 01:32:32,000 - Are you through with it? - I can't read. 1821 01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:35,708 This is proof that you were fined... 1822 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,542 ...for not declaring it, for not having the authorized... 1823 01:32:38,833 --> 01:32:40,542 ...distilleries, not keeping books... 1824 01:32:40,833 --> 01:32:42,708 ...and not receiving the inspectors. 1825 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:44,750 - A great injustice was done. - Why? 1826 01:32:45,042 --> 01:32:47,458 How could I declare it, see the inspectors... 1827 01:32:47,750 --> 01:32:50,708 ...and keep books? It was a clandestine operation. 1828 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,375 The idea was to keep it secret. 1829 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:57,708 Plus, I never paid the fine. I couldn't afford it. 1830 01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,208 - I was going there. - I never saw you there. 1831 01:33:00,917 --> 01:33:04,375 You should've been there. I made wonderful moonshine liquor. 1832 01:33:04,667 --> 01:33:07,792 - You'd love it. - Stop it! 1833 01:33:08,667 --> 01:33:10,458 It's been completely proven... 1834 01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:13,583 ...that the defendant worked outside the law. 1835 01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:18,417 You heard him, members of the jury. 1836 01:33:18,708 --> 01:33:20,042 Keep listening. 1837 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:24,042 Now I intend to prove beyond any doubt... 1838 01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:28,167 ...that this man had a second illegal business. 1839 01:33:31,708 --> 01:33:33,333 - You'll see. - Not again! 1840 01:33:33,625 --> 01:33:36,167 You had a clandestine stable. 1841 01:33:36,458 --> 01:33:37,458 - A stable? - Yes, sir. 1842 01:33:37,750 --> 01:33:40,500 - A stable outside the law. - It was indoors. 1843 01:33:40,792 --> 01:33:42,708 - You hid it well. - It wasn't a stable. 1844 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:48,000 It was a small corral with only my dog and I in it. 1845 01:33:48,292 --> 01:33:50,708 - What else was in there? - Sebastian. 1846 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,750 Who is Sebastian? A servant? 1847 01:33:53,042 --> 01:33:56,458 No, sir. An animal. It was only he, I and my dog. 1848 01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:58,167 What kind of animal is he? 1849 01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:01,292 The only kind with horns. It's a bull, sir. 1850 01:34:01,583 --> 01:34:04,458 Ever since my uncle... well, he was dying... 1851 01:34:04,750 --> 01:34:07,083 ...not my uncle, mind you, the bull, so I saw him... 1852 01:34:07,375 --> 01:34:09,750 ...and I thought that maybe, you know. 1853 01:34:10,042 --> 01:34:13,292 So anyway, I brought him with me. He's fat now. 1854 01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:16,458 Like I said, there's only a bull in there. I can't milk him. 1855 01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:20,875 Even if I tried, the bull would kill me. 1856 01:34:25,083 --> 01:34:26,500 For God's sake, Your Honor! 1857 01:34:26,792 --> 01:34:29,625 This man's cynicism isn't funny at all. 1858 01:34:29,917 --> 01:34:32,958 - It is outrageous. - Why should you care? 1859 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:34,875 I don't, Your Honor. 1860 01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:36,958 Silence! 1861 01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:42,500 Listen, Mr. prosecutor, going through his past... 1862 01:34:42,792 --> 01:34:45,250 ...activities isn't getting you anywhere. 1863 01:34:45,542 --> 01:34:46,875 You'd better drop it. 1864 01:34:47,167 --> 01:34:49,667 Yes, stop bothering me with your questions. 1865 01:34:49,958 --> 01:34:52,417 - I don't meddle in your affairs. - Yes, Judge. 1866 01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:55,250 I was trying to destroy the defense's theory... 1867 01:34:55,542 --> 01:34:57,375 ...that this man is just a bum. 1868 01:34:57,667 --> 01:35:00,958 This man knows very well which side is up... 1869 01:35:01,250 --> 01:35:03,667 ...and he didn't kill blindly. 1870 01:35:03,958 --> 01:35:05,708 - I'm finished. - It was about time. 1871 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:09,000 Your Honor, please include in the transcript... 1872 01:35:09,292 --> 01:35:11,750 ...the fact that I've never liked that man. 1873 01:35:14,833 --> 01:35:16,958 Does the defense wish to examine the defendant? 1874 01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:18,083 Yes, Your Honor. 1875 01:35:19,583 --> 01:35:22,000 I intend to prove to the members of the jury... 1876 01:35:22,292 --> 01:35:24,625 ...that this poor man only killed... 1877 01:35:24,917 --> 01:35:26,667 ...while trying to save his life. 1878 01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:29,375 Please note that this is the third time... 1879 01:35:29,667 --> 01:35:31,458 ...the defense changes theories... 1880 01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:33,667 ...and he'll have to change it again... 1881 01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:36,375 ...because this theory just won't cut it either. 1882 01:35:36,667 --> 01:35:39,875 Please refrain yourself from warning him. 1883 01:35:41,042 --> 01:35:43,833 The defense may proceed with his examination. 1884 01:35:44,750 --> 01:35:48,458 Thank you. Tell me something, Mr. del Paso. 1885 01:35:48,750 --> 01:35:50,417 - Are you talking to me? - Yes. 1886 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:53,542 Tell me, when you required the gun... 1887 01:35:53,833 --> 01:35:55,542 What did I do with the gun? 1888 01:35:55,833 --> 01:35:58,208 When you took the gun to kill the deceased. 1889 01:35:58,500 --> 01:36:00,250 Only because of the disease. 1890 01:36:00,542 --> 01:36:02,708 You know he was diseased? 1891 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,292 He is deceased now. 1892 01:36:04,583 --> 01:36:06,458 I killed Bobby, he was diseased. 1893 01:36:06,750 --> 01:36:10,042 When you took the gun that killed Bobby... 1894 01:36:10,333 --> 01:36:12,375 ...your intention wasn't to kill him. 1895 01:36:12,667 --> 01:36:14,208 You just wanted to defend yourself. 1896 01:36:14,500 --> 01:36:16,833 No, sir. I meant to kill him. 1897 01:36:17,292 --> 01:36:19,292 Naturally... 1898 01:36:19,583 --> 01:36:21,083 ...because your intention... 1899 01:36:21,375 --> 01:36:24,250 My intention was to kill him as quickly as possible. 1900 01:36:25,250 --> 01:36:27,583 But man to man, face to face. 1901 01:36:27,875 --> 01:36:30,500 On the contrary. If he'd seen me first... 1902 01:36:30,792 --> 01:36:33,708 ...he'd have attacked me. I had to sneak up on him. 1903 01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:35,500 That proves all the elements... 1904 01:36:35,792 --> 01:36:37,125 ...of a premeditated crime. 1905 01:36:37,417 --> 01:36:41,333 Mr. District Attorney, please let the defense finish. 1906 01:36:41,625 --> 01:36:43,875 If the defense wants to help me. 1907 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:51,000 Let's see, Mr. del Paso. Please realize... 1908 01:36:51,292 --> 01:36:54,917 ...that your answers will get you convicted or set you free. 1909 01:36:55,208 --> 01:36:57,875 - Is that clear? - All I did was kill a dog. 1910 01:36:58,167 --> 01:37:00,542 - You must realize! - Alright. I realize. 1911 01:37:00,833 --> 01:37:01,708 Just don't yell at me. 1912 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,833 I'll tell you how it happened. 1913 01:37:04,125 --> 01:37:05,542 - You'll tell me? - I'll tell you. 1914 01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:09,292 You were very afraid of Bobby, and rightly so. 1915 01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:11,667 - A bit afraid. - Your life was in danger... 1916 01:37:11,958 --> 01:37:14,750 - ...if he saw you. - He wagged his tail. 1917 01:37:15,042 --> 01:37:17,375 For God's sake, be quiet and let me talk. 1918 01:37:17,667 --> 01:37:20,292 - Don't tell lies, though. - Shut up, sir. 1919 01:37:20,583 --> 01:37:22,750 - As soon as he saw you, he lunged. - No, sir. 1920 01:37:23,042 --> 01:37:25,333 He attacked you! You were on your way... 1921 01:37:25,625 --> 01:37:27,625 ...to pawn a gun, you needed the money. 1922 01:37:27,917 --> 01:37:30,875 - And I would've pawned it. - You intended to. 1923 01:37:31,167 --> 01:37:33,708 - Then, he fired first. - No. 1924 01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:36,292 He fired first! He fired first. 1925 01:37:36,583 --> 01:37:39,125 You thought you were doomed... 1926 01:37:39,417 --> 01:37:42,458 ...and only because your life was in terrible danger... 1927 01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:44,833 ...you fired too. Your rival fell to the floor. 1928 01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:47,667 You were devastated and went to the police. 1929 01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,167 Isn't that what happened? 1930 01:37:49,458 --> 01:37:51,667 If it isn't, you're doomed. 1931 01:37:51,958 --> 01:37:54,542 It didn't happen that way. He didn't attack me... 1932 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:56,667 ...he didn't see me, so I killed him. 1933 01:37:56,958 --> 01:37:59,208 And the police didn't get me... they got me later. 1934 01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:00,792 - I didn't turn myself in. - No! 1935 01:38:01,083 --> 01:38:03,083 It was the way I explained! 1936 01:38:03,375 --> 01:38:06,458 Your Honor, who knows better what happened? 1937 01:38:06,750 --> 01:38:09,708 This man telling lies or I, who killed him? 1938 01:38:11,417 --> 01:38:13,667 - Such cynicism. - It gives me chills. 1939 01:38:13,958 --> 01:38:14,708 It's awful. 1940 01:38:15,792 --> 01:38:17,583 No more questions, Your Honor. 1941 01:38:17,875 --> 01:38:18,833 It was about time. 1942 01:38:20,875 --> 01:38:22,208 I'll hear closing arguments. 1943 01:38:22,833 --> 01:38:27,000 The prosecution may explain its conclusions. 1944 01:38:27,458 --> 01:38:30,542 I'll be very brief. After all, the defendant... 1945 01:38:30,833 --> 01:38:32,917 ...has been convicted and has confessed. 1946 01:38:33,250 --> 01:38:36,125 We've all heard the gory details... 1947 01:38:36,417 --> 01:38:38,292 ...about how this person killed the victim. 1948 01:38:38,583 --> 01:38:40,458 To paraphrase him: 1949 01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:43,875 He killed him like one kills a rabid dog. 1950 01:38:44,167 --> 01:38:46,125 That's precisely what he was. 1951 01:38:46,417 --> 01:38:49,000 Silence! The defendant will keep quiet! 1952 01:38:49,292 --> 01:38:52,250 I can tell you're in a foul mood. I'll shut my trap. 1953 01:38:52,542 --> 01:38:55,583 We all heard the way he disrespects... 1954 01:38:55,875 --> 01:38:57,542 ...all things fair and noble. 1955 01:38:57,833 --> 01:39:01,417 In order for the members of the jury to come to a verdict... 1956 01:39:01,708 --> 01:39:05,542 ...I will sum up what he did on the day in question. 1957 01:39:05,833 --> 01:39:09,292 He got up early, the idea of the crime... 1958 01:39:09,583 --> 01:39:12,083 ...having long been in his perverted mind. 1959 01:39:12,375 --> 01:39:15,292 He went to the armory, he bought the gun... 1960 01:39:15,583 --> 01:39:18,542 ...he went to the victim's, waited for him to go out... 1961 01:39:18,833 --> 01:39:22,542 ...followed him all day to his meetings, his business... 1962 01:39:22,833 --> 01:39:25,875 ...to a restaurant, to a bar and to the movies. 1963 01:39:26,167 --> 01:39:28,833 The hours slowly rolled by and this person... 1964 01:39:29,125 --> 01:39:31,125 ...was tirelessly following the victim. 1965 01:39:31,417 --> 01:39:35,750 Finally, at midnight, when the innocent victim... 1966 01:39:36,042 --> 01:39:37,333 ...went into a hotel... 1967 01:39:37,625 --> 01:39:40,833 ...he went after him and treacherously killed him! 1968 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:47,250 What is wrong with you? Are you ill? 1969 01:39:47,542 --> 01:39:50,000 No, I just need a glass of water. 1970 01:39:50,417 --> 01:39:52,833 The prosecutor made me walk a long way. 1971 01:39:55,292 --> 01:39:59,083 I'll finish now, I can't stand his sight anymore. 1972 01:39:59,375 --> 01:40:03,542 I'm asking you to find him guilty and sentence him... 1973 01:40:03,833 --> 01:40:05,583 ...to the death penalty! 1974 01:40:06,958 --> 01:40:09,292 You are joking, right? 1975 01:40:09,583 --> 01:40:12,417 Quiet! I said quiet! 1976 01:40:12,958 --> 01:40:14,333 It's the defense's turn. 1977 01:40:14,625 --> 01:40:16,375 What can I say, Your Honor? 1978 01:40:18,458 --> 01:40:19,583 Oh, I know. 1979 01:40:22,042 --> 01:40:24,833 Your Honor. Members of the jury. 1980 01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:28,417 Can it be possible that you all have not... 1981 01:40:28,708 --> 01:40:31,000 ...realized this poor man's mental state? 1982 01:40:31,958 --> 01:40:34,583 This poor devil is no criminal. 1983 01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:37,833 This unfortunate man is only crazy. 1984 01:40:38,125 --> 01:40:40,333 Stop insulting me. 1985 01:40:40,625 --> 01:40:44,167 On his face, in his words, in his seeming cynicism... 1986 01:40:44,458 --> 01:40:46,125 ...in his seeming lack of respect... 1987 01:40:46,417 --> 01:40:47,958 ...can't you clearly see madness? 1988 01:40:48,250 --> 01:40:50,958 He has answered questions like a typical idiot. 1989 01:40:51,250 --> 01:40:53,083 Don't stop. You're doing great. 1990 01:40:53,458 --> 01:40:56,500 All his interruptions are typically of a mentally... 1991 01:40:56,792 --> 01:41:00,500 ...retarded person. His whole demeanor is typical of... 1992 01:41:02,042 --> 01:41:05,125 ...is typical of... is typical of... 1993 01:41:05,417 --> 01:41:06,833 I know a bar named Typical. 1994 01:41:09,208 --> 01:41:12,917 Do you see now? That's his typical answer. 1995 01:41:14,583 --> 01:41:16,375 In sum, this man... 1996 01:41:16,667 --> 01:41:20,250 ...is asking for the mercy of the madhouse. 1997 01:41:20,542 --> 01:41:22,917 Stop defending me, my friend. Your Honor. 1998 01:41:23,208 --> 01:41:26,792 I'd like to speak. I really can't stand him anymore. 1999 01:41:27,083 --> 01:41:28,667 I'll take my time... 2000 01:41:28,958 --> 01:41:30,667 ...but that's all I'll take. 2001 01:41:31,042 --> 01:41:33,708 It's clear that his intentions aren't good. 2002 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:36,167 Members of the jury, I don't want either... 2003 01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:40,125 Why? You know I know you very well, sir. 2004 01:41:40,417 --> 01:41:43,333 I won't stand to be insulted and humiliated like this. 2005 01:41:43,625 --> 01:41:46,583 I am a man and I can prove it. 2006 01:41:46,875 --> 01:41:50,125 I ask that you sentence to death that man, the other man... 2007 01:41:50,417 --> 01:41:52,375 ...but not you, because I'm very tired. 2008 01:41:52,667 --> 01:41:53,542 I mean it! 2009 01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:57,875 Order! Order in the room! 2010 01:42:01,833 --> 01:42:03,583 We're finished, Your Honor. 2011 01:42:03,875 --> 01:42:05,375 And it was about time. 2012 01:42:05,917 --> 01:42:09,375 The members of the jury may now deliberate... 2013 01:42:09,667 --> 01:42:11,125 ...and render a verdict. 2014 01:42:11,750 --> 01:42:14,208 We don't need to take any time, Your Honor. 2015 01:42:14,542 --> 01:42:17,208 This man's guilt is so evident... 2016 01:42:17,500 --> 01:42:20,083 ...that we find him guilty of murder... 2017 01:42:20,375 --> 01:42:23,042 ...since all the elements have been proven. 2018 01:42:26,458 --> 01:42:27,625 Oh, Lord! 2019 01:42:27,917 --> 01:42:31,500 It's terrible! This is such a disgrace for the family! 2020 01:42:31,792 --> 01:42:34,792 I'm going to let him suffer a while longer. 2021 01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:35,667 Silence! 2022 01:42:37,542 --> 01:42:39,500 I, too, am ready to pass sentence. 2023 01:42:40,292 --> 01:42:43,458 I hereby sentence Leonardo del Paso to death. 2024 01:42:43,750 --> 01:42:46,250 No, that's not fair! That man is innocent! 2025 01:42:46,542 --> 01:42:49,625 - That man isn't Leonardo. - Dolores is here? 2026 01:42:49,917 --> 01:42:53,125 - Repeat what you said. - He isn't my brother. 2027 01:42:53,417 --> 01:42:56,583 The Bobby he killed was our dog, a dog with rabies. 2028 01:42:56,875 --> 01:42:59,958 That's not him. I should know, I've had his children. 2029 01:43:00,250 --> 01:43:02,625 Let the ladies come in. 2030 01:43:13,583 --> 01:43:16,917 Do you think this Court will fall for your stories? 2031 01:43:17,250 --> 01:43:20,250 This is nothing but a trick by his lawyer. 2032 01:43:20,542 --> 01:43:22,875 Your Honor, I protest... 2033 01:43:23,167 --> 01:43:24,625 Don't protest. 2034 01:43:24,917 --> 01:43:29,125 That childish operation is typical of your dimness. 2035 01:43:29,417 --> 01:43:30,750 - But, Your Honor... - Nothing! 2036 01:43:31,042 --> 01:43:33,125 Justice may be blind, but not this blind. 2037 01:43:34,625 --> 01:43:37,167 You are Leonardo's sister, aren't you? 2038 01:43:37,458 --> 01:43:39,958 - Yes, Your Honor. - You are a maid... 2039 01:43:40,250 --> 01:43:41,917 ...at Leonardo's sister's home. 2040 01:43:42,208 --> 01:43:43,458 Yes, Your Honor. 2041 01:43:43,833 --> 01:43:46,667 And you are the mother of Leonardo's children. 2042 01:43:46,958 --> 01:43:49,500 Yes, sir. His many, many children. 2043 01:43:50,500 --> 01:43:53,792 The whole family is here. This is obviously a conspiracy. 2044 01:43:54,083 --> 01:43:55,375 A family conspiracy. 2045 01:43:55,667 --> 01:43:58,375 A silly trick thought up by the defense. 2046 01:43:58,667 --> 01:44:00,750 - But I swear... - Quiet! 2047 01:44:01,042 --> 01:44:05,083 You are hereby fined 500 pesos or 30 days in jail... 2048 01:44:05,375 --> 01:44:06,958 ...for trying to trick me. 2049 01:44:07,250 --> 01:44:08,417 You got your just desserts. 2050 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:12,625 Enough! The sentence is death and it stands. 2051 01:44:12,917 --> 01:44:14,667 You can't do that, Your Honor. 2052 01:44:14,958 --> 01:44:17,333 - Silence! - Just a minute. 2053 01:44:20,708 --> 01:44:24,417 That man is innocent. That man isn't Leonardo. 2054 01:44:26,042 --> 01:44:28,583 I'll bet you are Leonardo's father. 2055 01:44:28,875 --> 01:44:31,917 No, Your Honor. I am Leonardo del Paso. 2056 01:44:32,208 --> 01:44:33,042 The killer. 2057 01:44:34,042 --> 01:44:35,500 - Leonardo! - That's him. 2058 01:44:35,792 --> 01:44:39,167 That's a lie, I am Leon... or maybe he is Leonardo. 2059 01:44:39,458 --> 01:44:41,125 That's enough! Quiet! 2060 01:44:41,417 --> 01:44:45,208 Silence! You are fined one thousand more pesos... 2061 01:44:45,500 --> 01:44:48,417 ...or ten months in jail for this new lie. 2062 01:44:48,792 --> 01:44:51,583 Your Honor, I am not involved. Really! 2063 01:44:51,875 --> 01:44:53,875 One thousand pesos more! 2064 01:44:56,792 --> 01:44:59,042 I can identify myself and prove I killed him. 2065 01:44:59,667 --> 01:45:03,208 The heel had some letters and threatened my sister... 2066 01:45:03,500 --> 01:45:06,292 ...with turning them over to Mr. Cayetano. 2067 01:45:06,583 --> 01:45:08,833 I confronted him, he tried to kill me... 2068 01:45:09,125 --> 01:45:10,833 ...and I killed him in self defense. 2069 01:45:11,125 --> 01:45:13,417 - And I can prove it. - Let me see that. 2070 01:45:13,708 --> 01:45:15,375 What infernal mess is this? 2071 01:45:15,792 --> 01:45:18,542 - Here are the letters. - Like I said: 2072 01:45:18,833 --> 01:45:20,208 There's the rub! 2073 01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:24,625 No wonder, all this for a dog that may have been a cat. 2074 01:45:24,917 --> 01:45:28,208 Everyone kept talking about him and now he's here. 2075 01:45:28,500 --> 01:45:31,208 Yes, he's here. I wouldn't just... 2076 01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:33,042 What about my reputation? 2077 01:45:33,333 --> 01:45:34,750 Then there's the dog and the cat. 2078 01:45:35,042 --> 01:45:37,125 Like I always said, there's the rub! 2079 01:45:37,417 --> 01:45:40,708 A bull was milked, who killed who? 2080 01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:42,458 Here's the real Leonardo. 2081 01:45:42,750 --> 01:45:44,625 He's innocent and so is the other Leonardo. 2082 01:45:44,917 --> 01:45:49,042 Like I always said, everything's clear, isn't it? 2083 01:45:49,333 --> 01:45:50,958 There's the rub, Your Honor. 2084 01:45:51,250 --> 01:45:55,292 So, the way I see it... you, I, us...no way. 2085 01:45:55,583 --> 01:45:57,750 Things always work out in the end. 2086 01:45:58,042 --> 01:46:00,000 Justice here, justice there. 2087 01:46:00,292 --> 01:46:02,292 You may be old, but you're always brave. 2088 01:46:02,583 --> 01:46:03,792 How can you say that? 2089 01:46:04,083 --> 01:46:07,667 That's not right. Just seizing him up. 2090 01:46:07,958 --> 01:46:09,292 Really, there's the rub! 2091 01:46:09,583 --> 01:46:12,167 What about the I.D.? Are they both Leonardo? 2092 01:46:12,458 --> 01:46:14,833 Why didn't he say so before? 2093 01:46:15,125 --> 01:46:17,208 If we'd only known that at the beginning. 2094 01:46:17,500 --> 01:46:20,125 From our point of view, we... 2095 01:46:20,417 --> 01:46:22,792 No wonder he kept talking about a dog, uh? 2096 01:46:23,083 --> 01:46:24,875 You see? Everything's been cleared up. 2097 01:46:25,167 --> 01:46:27,500 Words simplify everything. 2098 01:46:27,833 --> 01:46:29,292 Alright. Everything's righted. 2099 01:46:30,792 --> 01:46:32,167 Cantinflas is free to go... 2100 01:46:32,458 --> 01:46:36,500 ...and the real Leonardo del Paso will have to stand trial. 2101 01:46:37,083 --> 01:46:39,625 Don't worry. Everything will be alright. 2102 01:46:41,500 --> 01:46:43,292 - Follow me. - Give me a minute. 2103 01:46:44,375 --> 01:46:46,542 I have witnesses who saw it was self-defense. 2104 01:46:46,833 --> 01:46:49,875 We'll settle down and raise our boys. 2105 01:46:54,750 --> 01:46:56,250 Why didn't you tell me the truth? 2106 01:46:56,542 --> 01:47:00,083 I would have forgiven you, I would have made him pay! 2107 01:47:00,375 --> 01:47:02,875 May he rest in peace, the swine. 2108 01:47:03,167 --> 01:47:05,417 - I was afraid of your jealousy. - You're right. 2109 01:47:05,708 --> 01:47:07,542 My jealousy is to blame. 2110 01:47:07,833 --> 01:47:10,833 I swear I will never bother you with my jealousy again. 2111 01:47:11,125 --> 01:47:12,917 - Do you mean that? - I swear. 2112 01:47:13,208 --> 01:47:15,792 I swear, I do. I really do... 2113 01:47:16,458 --> 01:47:20,125 Who are you smiling at? You are flirting with someone. 2114 01:47:20,417 --> 01:47:22,000 Who are you flirting with? 2115 01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:24,833 Who is threatening my domestic bliss? 2116 01:47:25,125 --> 01:47:28,958 - For God's sake, Cayetano! - You're right. 2117 01:47:29,292 --> 01:47:30,958 I think we'd better leave. Let's go. 2118 01:47:34,958 --> 01:47:36,458 - Cantinflas... - What do you want? 2119 01:47:36,750 --> 01:47:38,583 - Will you forgive me? - Forgive you... 2120 01:47:38,875 --> 01:47:40,417 ...after all that's happened? 2121 01:47:40,708 --> 01:47:43,583 After everyone kept saying I was guilty... 2122 01:47:43,875 --> 01:47:45,833 ...and wanted to put me to death? 2123 01:47:46,125 --> 01:47:49,042 You asked me to kill the dog but you didn't tell them. 2124 01:47:49,333 --> 01:47:51,375 You kept trying to convince me... 2125 01:47:51,667 --> 01:47:53,083 ...only to keep quiet later on. 2126 01:47:53,375 --> 01:47:56,042 You got me into a mess that almost killed me. 2127 01:47:56,417 --> 01:47:59,583 - Shall I see you for dinner? - I will never go back... 2128 01:47:59,875 --> 01:48:01,333 ...to having dinner with you. 2129 01:48:01,625 --> 01:48:04,750 I'm only sorry for the chicken, who was so used to me. 2130 01:48:05,042 --> 01:48:07,167 - I'll never go back. - But... 2131 01:48:07,458 --> 01:48:09,917 I'll never go back to your kitchen. 2132 01:48:12,958 --> 01:48:13,917 Never! 2133 01:48:14,875 --> 01:48:16,042 Oh, Lord! 2134 01:48:17,333 --> 01:48:18,625 He will never come back. 2135 01:48:26,792 --> 01:48:28,958 - Is dinner ready? - You? 2136 01:48:29,250 --> 01:48:30,833 - I thought you said never. - Never? 2137 01:48:31,125 --> 01:48:34,583 - That you'd never come back. - Did you believe me? 2138 01:48:34,875 --> 01:48:36,750 Careful what you say. We're not the same. 2139 01:48:37,042 --> 01:48:38,667 - No, we're not. - I'm a good girl... 2140 01:48:38,958 --> 01:48:40,083 ...and you are a criminal. 2141 01:48:40,375 --> 01:48:42,125 Be quiet, that's blasphemy. 2142 01:48:42,417 --> 01:48:44,542 Remember, the jury absorbed me. 2143 01:48:44,833 --> 01:48:46,625 - Acquitted you. - To each, his own. 2144 01:48:46,917 --> 01:48:49,750 - Still, don't talk to me. - I just want my dinner. 2145 01:48:50,042 --> 01:48:51,375 - Your dinner? - Of course. 2146 01:48:51,667 --> 01:48:54,042 - Will you go on not working? - Don't I work? 2147 01:48:54,333 --> 01:48:57,000 - What do you do? - I went through hell for you. 2148 01:48:57,625 --> 01:48:59,750 - I knew it. - Do you think... 2149 01:49:00,042 --> 01:49:02,792 ...standing out there, waiting for Mr. Cayetano... 2150 01:49:03,083 --> 01:49:05,458 ...and the sun to go to sleep isn't work? 2151 01:49:05,750 --> 01:49:07,458 - The sun? - To go to sleep. 2152 01:49:07,750 --> 01:49:09,292 - You mean for the sun to set. - Yes. 2153 01:49:09,583 --> 01:49:12,292 You should have the table set for my dinner. 2154 01:49:12,583 --> 01:49:14,250 Talking to you is useless. 2155 01:49:14,542 --> 01:49:15,958 But I do care for you. 2156 01:49:16,375 --> 01:49:19,083 Like Cayetano says, what's past is past. 2157 01:49:19,375 --> 01:49:22,708 Let's toast our reconciliation with a drink. 2158 01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:25,500 - Just one drink. - Yes, just one. 2159 01:49:26,083 --> 01:49:28,792 Only one drink. And when we finish it, we'll have another. 2160 01:49:29,083 --> 01:49:29,792 - Cheers. - Cheers. 2161 01:49:31,458 --> 01:49:34,333 I'll only come back to work if I keep my full rights. 2162 01:49:34,625 --> 01:49:38,042 Overtime pay, minimum wage and the right to strike. 2163 01:49:38,333 --> 01:49:39,917 - You scoundrel. - Drink up. 2164 01:49:42,458 --> 01:49:45,458 - Close your eyes, "Pacita". - What for? 2165 01:49:45,750 --> 01:49:48,417 You know what for. Keep them closed. 2166 01:49:59,958 --> 01:50:06,500 THE END 158426