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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:50,285 An Old Egyptian poem goes as follows: "Nile, 2 00:00:50,335 --> 00:00:55,202 Nile, Nile, impetuous and turbulent river 3 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:59,077 you're like our queen, the source of life. 4 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:03,112 Our story begins in a distant past, in Alexandria, 5 00:02:03,245 --> 00:02:05,945 or at Alexandria, both are possible... 6 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:10,361 ...in Egypt, at the palace of the queen of queens. 7 00:02:10,411 --> 00:02:13,819 The legendary and elegant Cleopatra. 8 00:02:13,869 --> 00:02:15,069 Enough! 9 00:02:17,994 --> 00:02:22,693 I'm saying Egypt's culture isn't all that great... 10 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:26,235 There were good times of course. 11 00:02:26,285 --> 00:02:29,193 I'm just saying the current people are decadent. 12 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,609 And that Egypt is merely a Roman province. 13 00:02:32,659 --> 00:02:35,442 - A "province"! - Yes... 14 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:38,942 Until further notice, O Caesar... 15 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,859 ...it's not the Romans that build the great pyramids. 16 00:02:43,284 --> 00:02:45,983 - Those pointy things? - And the sphinx? 17 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:49,066 And the tower of Pharos? What do you think of that? 18 00:02:49,283 --> 00:02:51,858 - That's old news. - Yesterday... 19 00:02:52,074 --> 00:02:56,273 - ...or today, my people are superior. - In fact your people are... 20 00:02:56,323 --> 00:02:59,815 ...Greek, and I know better true Egyptians. 21 00:02:59,865 --> 00:03:01,315 Enough! 22 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:07,147 I can prove to you, O Caesar... 23 00:03:07,197 --> 00:03:10,397 ...that my people are still brilliant. 24 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:13,356 Yes? How? Painting portraits? 25 00:03:13,989 --> 00:03:17,189 No, by building a palace. 26 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,355 I already have a palace in Rome. 27 00:03:19,571 --> 00:03:24,021 You'll get one in Alexandria too. So when you visit the "province"... 28 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:28,938 ...you'll have somewhere to sleep. But it will be bigger... 29 00:03:28,988 --> 00:03:32,645 ...and more luxurious than all other palaces. 30 00:03:33,487 --> 00:03:37,312 Bigger than "Caesar's Palace"? I'd like to see that... 31 00:03:37,362 --> 00:03:38,854 You will see. 32 00:03:39,612 --> 00:03:43,186 Rome wasn't built in one day. When will it be finished? 33 00:03:43,861 --> 00:03:45,103 Three centuries from now? 34 00:03:45,319 --> 00:03:46,478 Three months. 35 00:03:48,486 --> 00:03:50,478 - Three months? - Three months? 36 00:03:50,694 --> 00:03:51,978 - Three... - ...months? 37 00:03:52,278 --> 00:03:55,060 Within 3 months you'll have your palace. 38 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,810 It'll never be finished in time. 39 00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:00,602 But fine, I accept the challenge. 40 00:04:00,777 --> 00:04:03,393 If you make it, I'll publicly admit... 41 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:07,892 ...that your people is still brilliant. But I have my doubts. 42 00:04:15,858 --> 00:04:18,058 See you in three months... 43 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:20,808 He really gets the most of me. 44 00:04:32,107 --> 00:04:35,432 Oh no...why is the floor already finished? 45 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:39,806 First the water pipes. Now we have to break up the floor. 46 00:04:39,856 --> 00:04:44,473 Malococsis, I'm not an architect. I'm a tiler. 47 00:04:44,523 --> 00:04:47,431 - What's that door doing there? - No idea. 48 00:04:47,481 --> 00:04:51,388 - Ask Noumerobis, the architect. - Architects... 49 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:54,888 Along with cart wrights they're the most incompetent. 50 00:04:54,938 --> 00:04:56,638 Malococsis! 51 00:04:56,855 --> 00:05:00,013 - Noumerobis... - I'm happy to see you. 52 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,971 - How are you? - Terrible! 53 00:05:03,271 --> 00:05:05,096 W...w...What's the problem? 54 00:05:05,312 --> 00:05:07,554 - The door in the ceiling? - That? 55 00:05:07,771 --> 00:05:12,512 I anticipate. Should you want a second floor, no problem. 56 00:05:12,811 --> 00:05:16,136 And the tiles. Beautiful, huh? Feudartifis, come see. 57 00:05:16,645 --> 00:05:19,720 - Are they beautiful or what? - Beautiful. 58 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,884 Malococsis...trust me... 59 00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:29,301 - ...I'm not a cart wright. - You're worse. 60 00:05:29,809 --> 00:05:33,634 You're running two months behind. Watch it, I have connections. 61 00:05:33,684 --> 00:05:36,883 People in high places who could cause you a great deal of problems. 62 00:05:37,933 --> 00:05:40,050 Preferably from Alexandria... 63 00:05:41,433 --> 00:05:43,175 Architect Noumerobis? 64 00:05:45,142 --> 00:05:47,841 No, that's...What's it about? 65 00:05:48,016 --> 00:05:50,757 I had to laugh because of the Alexandria joke... 66 00:05:50,807 --> 00:05:55,591 ...because people in high places makes me think about monkeys in a tree... 67 00:05:55,641 --> 00:05:57,966 You don't have to get angry. 68 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:04,090 My little one...Wake up. Breakfast. 69 00:06:07,056 --> 00:06:08,923 Kinepolis... 70 00:06:09,098 --> 00:06:10,380 What's that? 71 00:06:11,722 --> 00:06:12,722 Lovendpis... 72 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:17,797 Serge... 73 00:06:22,263 --> 00:06:25,879 Artifis... clean the water. It stinks. 74 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,629 I don't smell anything... 75 00:06:29,804 --> 00:06:32,921 I was just doing what I always do. 76 00:06:33,095 --> 00:06:35,962 That's your problem. 77 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:37,753 You always do like you always do. 78 00:06:37,803 --> 00:06:40,003 Yes, I always do. 79 00:06:40,678 --> 00:06:44,462 The floor is weird. I don't feel it. 80 00:06:44,636 --> 00:06:46,211 Where is it? 81 00:06:48,719 --> 00:06:50,044 Good day. 82 00:06:52,677 --> 00:06:56,585 Noumerobis, is Egypt the most powerful empire in the world? 83 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,376 Yes. No one in the world has more power. 84 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:04,168 Of course I don't know everyone. 85 00:07:04,343 --> 00:07:07,792 The Romans and Caesar have their doubts. 86 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:11,792 - I'm going to show him what we can do. - OK. 87 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:14,918 I'm building him the most magnificent palace. 88 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:15,930 OK. 89 00:07:16,092 --> 00:07:18,875 And you, Noumerobis, will be the architect. 90 00:07:19,049 --> 00:07:20,749 OK. 91 00:07:20,924 --> 00:07:23,458 I'll be the architect. Meaning? 92 00:07:24,508 --> 00:07:25,999 I'll have to... 93 00:07:27,716 --> 00:07:29,958 Al my other architects are busy. 94 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:32,790 No, I'm not busy. 95 00:07:32,965 --> 00:07:34,832 He's not busy. 96 00:07:38,173 --> 00:07:40,957 Noumerobis, you're the only one available. 97 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:46,039 I have no time. I have to finish my work for Malococsis. 98 00:07:46,214 --> 00:07:48,331 Only the tiles, but anyway... 99 00:07:48,506 --> 00:07:52,247 My Queen, as your architect I offer you my services. 100 00:07:53,796 --> 00:07:56,163 When the crocodiles have fresh water, I could... 101 00:07:56,213 --> 00:07:59,288 No, you're good, but too conservative. 102 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,830 Conservative... What does that mean? 103 00:08:03,005 --> 00:08:06,162 I want something new, something refreshing. 104 00:08:06,337 --> 00:08:10,537 But... help Noumerobis. Find some land. 105 00:08:10,712 --> 00:08:12,537 Land? 106 00:08:13,045 --> 00:08:14,454 As you wish. 107 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:18,744 Go, Noumerobis, you've got three months. 108 00:08:19,961 --> 00:08:22,869 Three months? What margin? 109 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:27,494 Because three months, that's merely enough for the plans... 110 00:08:27,544 --> 00:08:31,285 ...and with the foundations, that's three times four, nine... 111 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:33,160 Three months, that's... 112 00:08:33,335 --> 00:08:35,618 I don't think that's enough. 113 00:08:35,793 --> 00:08:40,492 Noumerobis! You've got three months. Exactly! 114 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,325 If you succeed, I'll cover you with gold. 115 00:08:56,916 --> 00:09:00,365 If you fail, I'll feed you to the crocodiles. 116 00:09:29,454 --> 00:09:31,362 Where's the sweet little lamb? 117 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,904 They ate the little lamb? 118 00:09:40,036 --> 00:09:43,028 I should build that palace. 119 00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:45,611 Then I, neither Cleopatra, the rain... 120 00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:47,611 ...the hail nor the locusts... 121 00:09:47,661 --> 00:09:52,860 ...would be Egypt's worst nightmare. 122 00:09:55,994 --> 00:09:59,818 17, 18, 19, 20, 21... 123 00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:13,525 - 474, 475, 476, 477... - Boss! 124 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,650 Boss! I rushed myself... 125 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,441 I was thinking about some sort of machine... 126 00:10:23,616 --> 00:10:26,732 ...that would enable us to reach the top of the pyramid. 127 00:10:26,782 --> 00:10:30,566 Otis... can't this wait? 128 00:10:31,824 --> 00:10:35,273 - What are you counting, boss? - I'm measuring. 129 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:40,731 Cleopatra wants a palace for Caesar. 130 00:10:40,781 --> 00:10:43,440 Here. On this stroke of land. 131 00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:47,230 From there... to there. 132 00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:50,439 That would be a big palace. 133 00:10:50,489 --> 00:10:52,605 It has to be modern and daring. 134 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:55,939 That's great. You can stop now... 135 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,896 ...leave it to the experts. 136 00:10:57,946 --> 00:11:00,438 No time, we've got 3 months. 137 00:11:00,488 --> 00:11:02,646 Fine. And how much extra time? 138 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:06,063 None. We've got 3 months, not a day more. 139 00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:09,520 - Impossible. - That's obvious. 140 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,978 However urgent jobs can be interesting. 141 00:11:12,028 --> 00:11:14,145 It's not urgent, it's suicide. 142 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:17,937 If I fail, I'll be fed to the crocodiles. And I saw them... 143 00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:20,352 A crocodile is fast. 144 00:11:20,402 --> 00:11:23,269 Not good. I can't finish my machine. 145 00:11:23,319 --> 00:11:27,102 Did you hear me did you hear me? 146 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:31,310 - Yes, no, but... - Sorry, but I can be eaten. 147 00:11:31,485 --> 00:11:33,101 Three months starting when? 148 00:11:36,235 --> 00:11:37,009 The clock is ticking. 149 00:11:37,021 --> 00:11:38,893 They've been working on the gardens for years. 150 00:11:38,943 --> 00:11:42,185 And there's nothing. Completely nothing. 151 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,892 We need magic. 152 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:48,267 We need to be magicians. Gods. 153 00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:53,392 Exactly... We need magical powers. 154 00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:56,516 Yes, it's not good news, but that's it. 155 00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:02,766 When I was little... 156 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:07,640 ...my dad told me about this druid. Pano-Panobemix. 157 00:12:09,857 --> 00:12:11,473 Panasonix... 158 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,348 Something ending in ix? 159 00:12:14,898 --> 00:12:16,765 Matoucasolix? 160 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,472 It starts with Pano... and ends in ininekix. 161 00:12:19,522 --> 00:12:21,972 How about Pommederainettepommedapix. 162 00:12:23,106 --> 00:12:24,931 A druid. 163 00:12:25,106 --> 00:12:28,222 A Gallic druid with a magic potion. 164 00:12:28,272 --> 00:12:30,388 It gives people enormous strength. 165 00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:34,845 Using that potion I'll finish in no time and stay alive. 166 00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:38,845 Imhotep, I didn't expect it, but suddenly I'm freed. 167 00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:40,511 Boss... 168 00:12:40,686 --> 00:12:42,386 ...magic potions don't exist. 169 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:46,553 Only on children's papyrus drawings. 170 00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:49,511 Get us some workers. Let them start the foundations. 171 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:53,968 There will be a lane with big statues. Called "Big Statue Lane". 172 00:12:54,018 --> 00:12:58,468 And there gardens with olive and orange trees, willows, .... 173 00:12:58,518 --> 00:13:01,718 Yes, and there the palace, luxurious and magnificent. 174 00:13:01,893 --> 00:13:05,676 With a huge court yard and lots of dancers. 175 00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:10,884 And there a small geranium, yes, that will be beautiful. 176 00:13:10,934 --> 00:13:13,009 That will be really beautiful. 177 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,716 - You have to picture it. - Yes. 178 00:13:15,891 --> 00:13:19,675 - I'm leaving. See you in a month. - A month? 179 00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:23,008 Max. The time to find Panobemix and come back. 180 00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:24,966 Go, Cannabis. 181 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,924 Go, Cannabis! 182 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,174 Let's go! 183 00:13:32,474 --> 00:13:35,257 You're not moving, Cannabis. 184 00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:37,132 Move it! Go, Cannabis! 185 00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:38,714 Where does that Mix live? 186 00:13:38,764 --> 00:13:42,798 Up north. He lives up north. 187 00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:46,798 Go, go Cannabis. 188 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:54,463 The year is 50 B.C. 189 00:13:54,513 --> 00:13:59,255 Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely... 190 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:04,822 One small village of invincible Gauls still holds out against the invaders. 191 00:14:04,846 --> 00:14:07,566 And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries 192 00:14:07,578 --> 00:14:09,671 who garrison the fortified camps of 193 00:14:09,721 --> 00:14:14,378 Babaorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Petibonum... 194 00:14:14,428 --> 00:14:16,920 En garde, Gaul. Defend yourself! 195 00:14:17,636 --> 00:14:19,711 One moment please. 196 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,752 - What was that? - Are you new here? 197 00:14:26,927 --> 00:14:28,669 Yes, we've just been transferred. 198 00:14:28,844 --> 00:14:33,544 I understand. This potion is a magic potion... 199 00:14:33,719 --> 00:14:38,084 ...made by our druid and it makes us stronger. 200 00:14:42,259 --> 00:14:43,876 Look. 201 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:51,667 Panomanix! Panomenixme! 202 00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:54,625 What kind of country is this? 203 00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:59,499 Incredible, it's minus 8000 degrees here. 204 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,956 I don't have to drink it, I fell in when I was a little boy. 205 00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:15,498 It gives me extraordinary power. 206 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,290 Look. 207 00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:23,122 Nice, huh? 208 00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:26,414 Good day. Where's the Gallic village. 209 00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:32,204 If you follow them you'll get there 210 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:36,163 I'm not going with you, OK? I'm staying here. 211 00:15:36,213 --> 00:15:38,288 I'm going to think a little. 212 00:15:39,629 --> 00:15:43,495 Those Romans are good, they fly better than the others. 213 00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:47,328 It's because of their new helmets. They're more aerodynamic. 214 00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:50,745 Listen... 215 00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:54,662 Landing could be better. 216 00:15:55,377 --> 00:15:58,228 Excuse me? Are you Asterixme? 217 00:15:58,252 --> 00:16:01,494 Rix. Asterix. And this is Obelix. 218 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,077 And the dog is Idefix. 219 00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:09,076 Do you know Panobamenix? A druid. 220 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:20,408 Panoramix, excuse me for disturbing, but you have a visitor. 221 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,491 - Sir? - It's me! 222 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,573 He obviously doesn't know you. 223 00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:33,698 I, I, I'm Noumerobis. I'm Tumeris' son, your old friend. 224 00:16:35,123 --> 00:16:38,490 What a pleasant surprise. 225 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,322 You must be frozen. 226 00:16:41,497 --> 00:16:43,656 I'm very happy to see you. 227 00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:47,989 He's from Alexandria. Come warm yourself. 228 00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:53,821 - That's the magic potion? - No, chestnut soup. 229 00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:00,613 No. 230 00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:04,154 I can't sell you any potion. 231 00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:10,570 Not all of it. One cauldron. 232 00:17:11,037 --> 00:17:12,037 No. 233 00:17:13,412 --> 00:17:16,153 He won't budge, it's the principle. 234 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,694 A small cauldron. 235 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,278 No. 236 00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:23,194 - A flask. - No. 237 00:17:25,828 --> 00:17:28,193 - A small flask. - Nee. 238 00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:32,652 A cup. A small cup. A small cup, that's all. 239 00:17:33,743 --> 00:17:38,234 It's a secret among druids and not for sale. 240 00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:44,026 A little cup is not much. 241 00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:46,317 I'm sorry, Noumerobis. 242 00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:53,775 OK then. 243 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,691 You were my only hope. 244 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:01,607 The small chance of survival. 245 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,315 But I understand. 246 00:18:05,199 --> 00:18:06,607 You have other things to worry about. 247 00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:11,482 Caesar, the Romans. Who I'm not fond of. 248 00:18:13,114 --> 00:18:15,064 Maybe I'm going to die... 249 00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:17,064 But it was nice knowing you. 250 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,356 Gentlemen... 251 00:18:20,323 --> 00:18:21,323 Midifix... 252 00:18:27,988 --> 00:18:29,397 But what's wrong? 253 00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:36,271 Noumerobis, wait. I've been planning to consult some manuscripts... 254 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:38,812 ...in Alexandria's library. I can't promise anything... 255 00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:42,354 ...but I'll join you. 256 00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:46,936 Thanks. Thanks a lot, Panomanix. 257 00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:49,978 My ship is waiting, there's enough room for everyone. 258 00:18:50,111 --> 00:18:52,962 - There's no time to loose. - Let's go, Idefix. 259 00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:56,228 - You're not going to take him are you? - Why not? 260 00:18:56,278 --> 00:19:00,769 He's too small for such a big trip. And Egypt is the land of cats. 261 00:19:00,819 --> 00:19:04,269 Pack your bags and don't talk about any longer. 262 00:19:05,069 --> 00:19:09,019 "Don't talk about it..." 263 00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:22,933 Accompanied by the arctic wind, on board of the Napadelis... 264 00:19:22,983 --> 00:19:27,350 ...a long journey to Egypt begins, the land of Ra, the Sun God. 265 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,058 Cleopatra's kingdom would soon welcome... 266 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:33,557 ...Asterix, Obelix and Panoramix 267 00:19:33,732 --> 00:19:36,182 And Idefix? 268 00:19:36,982 --> 00:19:38,391 What? 269 00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:43,557 I bark. I'm not allowed to talk any more, so I bark. 270 00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:46,972 Fine. Take him out, before he suffocates. 271 00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:50,722 - But it's empty. - "It's empty". 272 00:19:52,897 --> 00:19:56,679 Such a smart dog. My baby. 273 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,429 How nice. He wanted to be with me. 274 00:19:59,479 --> 00:20:01,929 - He got in there himself. - We were just saying... 275 00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:04,429 ...three months is a little short. 276 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,513 Artifis is a real hyena. 277 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:09,845 Do you know hyenas? Just the same. 278 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,553 He wants me dead and he has many talents. 279 00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:14,512 - Like what? - No, he's rich. 280 00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:17,845 He's got many golden talents. The Egyptian coin. 281 00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:20,761 In Gaul not the ones with most talents are the richest. 282 00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:24,802 - Do we have to fear anything else? - No, nothing. 283 00:20:24,977 --> 00:20:27,052 Red Beard! Red Beard! 284 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:46,925 Men, last time we weren't very lucky meeting those Gauls... 285 00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:50,925 ...with their magic potion, and that big dog. 286 00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:56,633 Completely outnumbered we had no other option than to... 287 00:20:56,808 --> 00:20:57,808 Run away. 288 00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:00,799 No, not really. 289 00:21:00,849 --> 00:21:03,716 We had to abandon ship as soon as possible. 290 00:21:03,891 --> 00:21:06,423 - Swimming in that ice-cold water. - No, it was nice. 291 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,715 - It was ice cold. - Fine. 292 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:14,340 To prevent further trouble, we'll avoid the Gauls. 293 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:17,422 But for any others, no pity! 294 00:21:23,722 --> 00:21:26,881 Ship at starboard! 295 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,296 Ready to board, daddy. Raise the oars. 296 00:21:33,471 --> 00:21:35,213 Calm down, my girl. 297 00:21:35,388 --> 00:21:37,421 Besides you're not making any sense. 298 00:21:37,888 --> 00:21:40,045 That's what I thought. 299 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,837 How many ships, Boy? 300 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:46,254 Just one, Captain, a small one. 301 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,879 Egyptian, Captain. 302 00:21:49,054 --> 00:21:52,794 - Egyptian. - Egyptian. Sounds good. 303 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:57,378 - This will get us back on track. - "Ipso facto et manu militari". 304 00:21:57,553 --> 00:21:58,553 Triplepod. 305 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:04,127 Man your posts. Bosco, Gambler, Mullet, hoist the sails! 306 00:22:04,302 --> 00:22:07,502 Rackham, Worley, Husk, blow the horns. 307 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,835 Get ready to board. 308 00:22:21,092 --> 00:22:24,459 I'm king of the world! 309 00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:28,166 Pirates! 310 00:22:31,716 --> 00:22:34,250 Help, pirates! 311 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:40,332 Look, pirates. Quick, we have to have to get out of here. 312 00:22:41,674 --> 00:22:42,999 The pirates. 313 00:22:47,174 --> 00:22:48,539 It's us! 314 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:54,998 The G... The Ga... The Gau... 315 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,456 The Gauls! 316 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,789 This can't be happening. 317 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:05,913 Is there an axe here? Watch out. Pardon me. 318 00:23:09,838 --> 00:23:12,746 - Calm down there. - What are they doing? 319 00:23:22,627 --> 00:23:25,869 - Cheater! - It's not fair. 320 00:23:31,919 --> 00:23:34,368 Good. Sink it yourselves. 321 00:23:34,418 --> 00:23:36,201 They know who we are. 322 00:23:36,251 --> 00:23:40,701 They're old friends. We've met them many times at sea before. 323 00:23:43,959 --> 00:23:47,450 You see, "Abyssus abyssum invocat." 324 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,242 Enough of those Latin proverbs. 325 00:24:02,916 --> 00:24:05,532 What's that at the horizon? 326 00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:07,157 The lights of Alexandria. 327 00:24:07,207 --> 00:24:09,948 Let the butterflies of my youth strand. 328 00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:13,531 I don't know why I just said that. 329 00:24:13,706 --> 00:24:16,198 - I'm hungry. - We'll be there in the morning. 330 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:20,239 That's the tower of Pharos, a beacon for ships. 331 00:24:20,414 --> 00:24:24,155 A beacon for ships. Egyptians are mad. 332 00:24:24,205 --> 00:24:29,322 It's one of the seven wonders of the world. The biggest construction ever made by man. 333 00:24:29,497 --> 00:24:31,363 I'm hungrier than a barracuda. 334 00:24:31,413 --> 00:24:34,529 Bar-ra-cu-da. 335 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,443 You wanted to see me, Noumerobis. 336 00:25:08,618 --> 00:25:12,985 My Queen, the palace is getting along nicely but there is not enough time . 337 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,859 That's why I asked some Gallic friends, a druid and 2 warriors... 338 00:25:17,034 --> 00:25:19,109 ...to help me with my task. 339 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:22,067 I'm here to ask your approval... 340 00:25:22,117 --> 00:25:24,484 ...for their help. 341 00:25:24,659 --> 00:25:28,483 If it's OK with you. 342 00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:31,524 I wasn't sure. 343 00:25:31,574 --> 00:25:33,358 You can ask anyone for help. 344 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:37,149 Finish the palace in time. That's all I ask. 345 00:25:38,116 --> 00:25:43,190 Caesar mocks me every day. I can't afford to loose this bet. 346 00:25:43,365 --> 00:25:45,440 He's completely full of himself. 347 00:25:45,615 --> 00:25:46,898 Completely. 348 00:25:47,073 --> 00:25:48,440 Completely. 349 00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:09,980 Listen... 350 00:26:10,155 --> 00:26:11,938 ...make sure you finish in time and everyone shall receive gold. 351 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:13,980 I would like that. 352 00:26:14,154 --> 00:26:16,854 - Else... the crocodiles. - I wouldn't like that. 353 00:26:21,945 --> 00:26:23,479 Now go. 354 00:26:32,444 --> 00:26:35,311 He's cute with that moustache. 355 00:26:35,569 --> 00:26:37,143 A little old. 356 00:26:37,193 --> 00:26:40,768 - No, the other one. - No, too fat. 357 00:26:40,818 --> 00:26:42,102 You do it on purpose? 358 00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:49,642 She's probably got an evil personality, but a lovely nose. 359 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,934 - She'll feed me to the crocodiles. - Very lovely. 360 00:26:52,984 --> 00:26:55,058 Lovely nose, 361 00:26:55,108 --> 00:26:57,975 and with a little braid on the side. 362 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,599 I'm going to be crocodile food and he's dreaming about her nose. 363 00:27:01,649 --> 00:27:04,265 Do crocodiles taste nice? 364 00:27:04,815 --> 00:27:07,682 Could you show a little more interest in me? 365 00:27:10,815 --> 00:27:13,223 A big ant. 366 00:28:08,809 --> 00:28:10,176 What a crowd! 367 00:28:10,351 --> 00:28:15,093 Looks like the biannual cattle market of Lutetia. 368 00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:19,093 All new breeds of cows are presented there. 369 00:28:19,143 --> 00:28:21,008 A great show. 370 00:28:21,183 --> 00:28:23,633 Which kind of cows do you have? 371 00:28:24,392 --> 00:28:28,008 Yes, continue. There's nothing going on. 372 00:28:28,058 --> 00:28:31,050 Yes, still a lot of work to be done. 373 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,757 And only 2 months left. 374 00:28:32,807 --> 00:28:37,799 About that magic potion, when I visited you in Gaul... 375 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:41,507 ...you told me you would take care of things. Now I would like to know... 376 00:28:41,557 --> 00:28:44,048 - I said I would see if I could help. - How do you mean? 377 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:47,590 - Where did all that sand come from? - That was already here. 378 00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:52,131 All those stones were delivered by the Nile Express. 379 00:28:52,306 --> 00:28:54,506 Hitting those slaves is very violent. 380 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,672 They're not slaves. They're construction workers... 381 00:28:57,722 --> 00:29:00,589 ...they do this voluntarily and they get paid. 382 00:29:00,722 --> 00:29:03,630 - And those whiplashes are for fun? - No. 383 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,046 Yes... I don't know. We haven't had any complaints so far. 384 00:29:07,263 --> 00:29:10,921 - "Istou"? - Maybe it means "continue". 385 00:29:12,971 --> 00:29:15,588 The signal that the soup has arrived. 386 00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:18,962 No. They're relieved. 387 00:29:19,137 --> 00:29:22,128 Tradition calls for them to exchange hair. 388 00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:26,378 Now they're bonded by hair. 389 00:29:26,553 --> 00:29:28,920 It's a different culture. 390 00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:32,086 Do you remember that menhir I threw at Caius Bonus? 391 00:29:32,136 --> 00:29:34,877 I bet it weighed just as much as that bunch of stones. 392 00:29:34,927 --> 00:29:38,836 You should ask him. He's best positioned to answer. 393 00:29:46,676 --> 00:29:48,043 It's a different culture. 394 00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:57,584 Another bill. I hate paperwork. 395 00:29:57,634 --> 00:30:01,250 Otis, my writer. 396 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,666 Writer, that's a comfortable position... 397 00:30:04,841 --> 00:30:09,083 I don't think there are any good or bad positions. 398 00:30:09,258 --> 00:30:13,708 If I have to summarize my life, I'll start with my encounters. 399 00:30:13,758 --> 00:30:18,748 The people that stood up for me, when I was all alone. 400 00:30:18,923 --> 00:30:22,457 It's strange that coincidence determines your faith... 401 00:30:22,507 --> 00:30:26,373 ...because once you've had a taste of the good life... 402 00:30:26,547 --> 00:30:30,538 ...it's sometimes hard to find someone to speak to. 403 00:30:30,588 --> 00:30:33,205 The mirror that helps you forward. 404 00:30:33,255 --> 00:30:37,621 But not in my case, cause I succeeded. I thank life... 405 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:41,079 ...I sing, I dance. I'm love... 406 00:30:41,254 --> 00:30:45,995 ...and when people ask me why I'm so humane... 407 00:30:46,170 --> 00:30:49,953 ...I tell them it's the taste of love. 408 00:30:50,128 --> 00:30:52,828 Which today leads me to this kind of mechanical construction. 409 00:30:52,878 --> 00:30:56,661 But tomorrow might lead me to be of service to the whole community... 410 00:30:56,711 --> 00:31:00,161 ...and I'll give myself. 411 00:31:04,293 --> 00:31:07,702 - What's for dinner this afternoon? - Lentils. 412 00:31:12,168 --> 00:31:14,284 I'll be back. 413 00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:23,201 This is the place where soon Caesar's Palace will be. 414 00:31:23,251 --> 00:31:25,616 To be finished in 58 days. 415 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,616 What are you looking for? 416 00:31:31,666 --> 00:31:34,200 I've lost my lentil. 417 00:31:35,499 --> 00:31:36,782 Workers 418 00:31:37,624 --> 00:31:39,449 Workers. 419 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:42,199 Friends. 420 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:45,532 Have we gone back to the days of the pharaoh's? 421 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:50,698 Slaving away and getting whipped? 422 00:31:52,498 --> 00:31:53,698 And for whom? 423 00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:56,823 For Caesar... 424 00:32:02,413 --> 00:32:05,655 Let him build his palace in Rome. 425 00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:08,905 Everyone at his place and the hippos will be fine. 426 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,946 That's true... 427 00:32:21,370 --> 00:32:25,861 Friends, you are being exploited. 428 00:32:26,286 --> 00:32:30,986 You're being exhausted and... 429 00:32:32,411 --> 00:32:33,902 ...to be honest... 430 00:32:36,994 --> 00:32:38,694 There. 431 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,485 He's right. 432 00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:44,943 And there two huge statues. 433 00:32:44,993 --> 00:32:47,526 But not too huge. 15 meters high is enough. 434 00:32:47,576 --> 00:32:51,109 And at the edge of the sphinxes, a big kitchen. 435 00:32:51,159 --> 00:32:55,234 Next to the bedrooms, that's maybe not ideal. 436 00:32:55,284 --> 00:32:59,317 - Because of the noise and odour? - Could become annoying. 437 00:32:59,367 --> 00:33:01,025 Didn't think about that. 438 00:33:01,742 --> 00:33:04,233 Why are those grapes so big? 439 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:08,149 They're dates, Obelix. They grow on those trees. 440 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,357 - Crunchy on the inside. - That's the stone. 441 00:33:14,407 --> 00:33:16,274 Not bad. 442 00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:25,273 Lunch break is over. Get to work! 443 00:33:26,323 --> 00:33:29,190 I hardly said anything. Only that lunch break was over. 444 00:33:29,323 --> 00:33:32,189 We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied! 445 00:33:35,197 --> 00:33:37,314 - Please? - Yes... 446 00:33:37,489 --> 00:33:39,105 We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied! 447 00:33:43,946 --> 00:33:47,313 We refuse to work any longer under these conditions. 448 00:33:47,488 --> 00:33:50,979 - It's unbearable. - We're not satisfied! 449 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,520 Calm down, calm down. 450 00:33:54,653 --> 00:33:56,603 We're not satisfied! 451 00:33:56,778 --> 00:33:59,312 Who's in charge? 452 00:33:59,487 --> 00:34:01,228 OK fine. 453 00:34:01,278 --> 00:34:03,770 I'll speak for all of us. 454 00:34:04,693 --> 00:34:07,268 - I'm Itineris. - I'm listening. 455 00:34:07,443 --> 00:34:10,518 You have two new messages. 456 00:34:11,026 --> 00:34:15,685 First of all: we're working more than 18 hours a day or 36 hours in 2 days. 457 00:34:15,734 --> 00:34:18,309 We want it lowered to 35 hours. 458 00:34:18,359 --> 00:34:20,475 That'll never work. It'll cause problems. 459 00:34:20,650 --> 00:34:23,809 Secondly, and sorry for interrupting you... 460 00:34:23,859 --> 00:34:26,392 ...we want a decrease of at least 50%. 461 00:34:26,442 --> 00:34:28,641 - An increase you mean. - No. 462 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:31,224 A decrease of the number of whiplashes. 463 00:34:31,399 --> 00:34:33,349 We get too many whiplashes. 464 00:34:33,524 --> 00:34:36,641 Some people get headaches from the noise. 465 00:34:36,816 --> 00:34:39,307 - Their head is ready to burst. - Yes... 466 00:34:39,357 --> 00:34:43,932 ...and concerning the food... Some wild boar alongside the lentils would be nice. 467 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:47,515 The less whiplashes, the slower you work. 468 00:34:47,690 --> 00:34:50,806 Then the palace doesn't get finished in time, and I'll be fed to the crocodiles. 469 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,306 Enough, Noumerobis. Itineris is right... 470 00:34:53,481 --> 00:34:56,347 ...to not allow that. 471 00:35:01,272 --> 00:35:05,013 I'm sure they would be happy with some wild boar. 472 00:35:12,313 --> 00:35:13,679 It's Ready. 473 00:35:19,895 --> 00:35:23,804 No, you fell in when you were little. 474 00:35:23,854 --> 00:35:26,719 Come on, Idefix. 475 00:35:26,853 --> 00:35:29,094 Give them a demonstration, Asterix. 476 00:35:29,978 --> 00:35:32,636 Be careful, it might be a bit too strong. 477 00:35:39,102 --> 00:35:42,177 - It's a little too strong. - No, it's very good. 478 00:35:53,017 --> 00:35:54,842 Idefix, do a trick. 479 00:35:57,059 --> 00:35:58,384 Do a trick. 480 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,298 Sit! 481 00:36:26,139 --> 00:36:28,464 It's a miracle... 482 00:36:36,888 --> 00:36:38,880 Is there enough for everyone? 483 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,630 I'll make some more. 484 00:36:41,222 --> 00:36:44,505 - No, Obelix, you... - Fell in when I was little.... 485 00:36:44,555 --> 00:36:46,462 Yes, alright. 486 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:50,290 No! Obelix, no. 487 00:38:27,212 --> 00:38:30,369 Hohis. That's his name. 488 00:38:31,294 --> 00:38:32,994 Nobis? 489 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:36,494 No, Hohis. With an h. 490 00:39:01,792 --> 00:39:04,324 Nexusis. 491 00:39:06,624 --> 00:39:08,283 Can I help you? 492 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:11,324 - An Imhotep. - Two. 493 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:16,198 I have a job for you. 494 00:39:16,248 --> 00:39:17,823 No problem. Who do you want me to kill? 495 00:39:17,998 --> 00:39:19,740 No, we're not killing anyone. 496 00:39:21,957 --> 00:39:23,740 Here you go, two Imhoteps. 497 00:39:25,622 --> 00:39:28,739 The construction of the palace has to stop. 498 00:39:29,956 --> 00:39:33,697 They're waiting for stones from the south. 499 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,739 Make sure they don't arrive. 500 00:39:36,871 --> 00:39:39,488 No stones, no construction. 501 00:39:40,455 --> 00:39:43,446 No construction, no palace. 502 00:39:43,746 --> 00:39:44,988 No palace... 503 00:39:46,955 --> 00:39:48,987 ...no palace. 504 00:39:50,704 --> 00:39:54,237 Here's some gold to cover your expenses. 505 00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:56,862 You give back whatever's left. 506 00:40:09,078 --> 00:40:11,235 Nice tunic. 507 00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:38,150 I came, I saw, I conquered. Veni, vidi, vici. 508 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,441 The usual stuff. And sign with: 509 00:40:41,783 --> 00:40:43,150 "Cesare". 510 00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:46,774 "Cesare" or "Caesar"? 511 00:40:48,699 --> 00:40:52,274 Caesar. It sounded cool, but... 512 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,774 Engrave 4 plates. 513 00:40:55,699 --> 00:40:57,814 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity... 514 00:40:57,864 --> 00:41:00,715 Power and prosperity, Caius C+. Good news? 515 00:41:00,739 --> 00:41:03,731 I came, I saw, I conquered. As usual 516 00:41:03,781 --> 00:41:07,314 Veni, vidi, OK. Vici is a little premature. 517 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:08,980 What do you mean? 518 00:41:09,322 --> 00:41:11,730 Gaul for example... 519 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,480 What about Gaul? 520 00:41:14,822 --> 00:41:17,854 Gaul is vici. It's completely occupied. 521 00:41:17,904 --> 00:41:21,311 No it isn't. One small village of invincible Gauls still holds out... 522 00:41:21,361 --> 00:41:23,478 ...against the invaders, yes I know. 523 00:41:23,653 --> 00:41:26,061 I've heard it over and over. 524 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:28,811 And Cleopatra, they stopped construction? 525 00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:31,935 No, it's going fine. 526 00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:36,477 It's beautiful. They even... on the inside... 527 00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:39,394 - No. - Excuse me. 528 00:41:39,569 --> 00:41:43,351 - Don't touch me... - They'll finish in time. 529 00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:44,439 Impossible. 530 00:41:44,451 --> 00:41:46,601 The Gauls don't know the meaning of the word. 531 00:41:46,734 --> 00:41:51,518 Noumerobis got 3 of them to help him. One of them is the druid Teachix. 532 00:41:51,568 --> 00:41:52,726 Panoramix? 533 00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:55,517 Yes, I knew it sounded like that. 534 00:41:55,567 --> 00:42:00,225 Also a little clever one and a big brute: Aikix and Journalduhix. 535 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:04,433 Or Malcomix. 536 00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:07,932 Keep an eye on them for now. I'll decide later what to do. 537 00:42:07,982 --> 00:42:12,557 Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war. 538 00:42:13,107 --> 00:42:17,931 The little Gaul has the name of a hero: Brucewillix. 539 00:42:24,773 --> 00:42:27,890 In the mean time, the ruthless Nexusis... 540 00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:31,972 ...sent by Artifis, was completing his mission. 541 00:42:32,189 --> 00:42:35,097 Cut off the supply of stones... 542 00:42:35,272 --> 00:42:39,555 ...by bribing the foul convoy supervisor. 543 00:43:10,186 --> 00:43:14,386 There the buildings can form a "C", from Cleopatra. 544 00:43:15,143 --> 00:43:16,801 It's Caesar's palace. 545 00:43:16,851 --> 00:43:19,093 - That's possible too. - What do you mean? 546 00:43:19,476 --> 00:43:22,135 The stones have arrived. 547 00:43:29,434 --> 00:43:34,467 The supervisor says there are no more stones in the quarries. 548 00:43:35,225 --> 00:43:38,466 - Funny language. - He wants to be paid. 549 00:43:38,683 --> 00:43:42,049 - He's lying. - No, he really wants to be paid. 550 00:43:42,224 --> 00:43:45,341 No, about the quarries. There have to be more stones. 551 00:43:45,391 --> 00:43:47,758 I could make him talk. Can I? 552 00:43:47,808 --> 00:43:50,673 OK. But don't overdo it, he needs to be able to talk. 553 00:43:53,890 --> 00:43:55,673 How do you say "talk"? 554 00:43:55,848 --> 00:43:59,715 In the sense of "I don't speak Egyptian very well"... 555 00:43:59,765 --> 00:44:03,297 ...it's "medou ene ere comete". 556 00:44:03,347 --> 00:44:07,464 If it's "talk a little slower", then it's "medou ere keteb". 557 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:09,631 - "Medou ere keteb". - No, "ketebece". 558 00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:10,365 "Ketebece". 559 00:44:10,377 --> 00:44:12,463 "Keteb". "Ketebece", when they're 8 of them. 560 00:44:12,638 --> 00:44:15,088 - "Ketebece". - No, not "ketebece". 561 00:44:15,138 --> 00:44:17,421 - No, sorry. - No one understands you. 562 00:44:17,471 --> 00:44:19,463 "Keteb" open, "keteb" generious. 563 00:44:19,638 --> 00:44:21,255 Say... 564 00:44:22,263 --> 00:44:23,754 "Ouchebe". 565 00:44:27,845 --> 00:44:29,545 "Ouchebe". 566 00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:32,045 No? Not "ouchebe"? 567 00:44:34,637 --> 00:44:37,836 No, Obelix, not so furious. 568 00:44:38,094 --> 00:44:43,086 He says Artifis paid him to throw the stones into the Nile. 569 00:44:48,177 --> 00:44:51,167 There are enough stones in the quarry. 570 00:44:54,384 --> 00:44:59,458 - Ai... Ai... He says... - Yes, ai, I understand that part. 571 00:44:59,508 --> 00:45:03,500 He says "ai" because he's in pain. I'm in pain. 572 00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:06,625 Not the moustache. Not the moustache. 573 00:45:08,716 --> 00:45:09,832 He's finished. 574 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:12,540 We'll go with him. 575 00:45:12,590 --> 00:45:17,082 I'll stay here to keep an eye on things. Otis will accompany you to... 576 00:45:19,007 --> 00:45:21,248 Yes, to... 577 00:45:21,298 --> 00:45:24,039 Here. Amulets. 578 00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:27,289 Lucky charms to protect you. 579 00:45:28,381 --> 00:45:29,873 Thanks. 580 00:45:31,756 --> 00:45:33,997 - Amsterisque. - Rix. 581 00:45:34,047 --> 00:45:36,080 - Risque. - Yes, rix... 582 00:45:36,130 --> 00:45:38,455 Risque. 583 00:45:39,172 --> 00:45:42,288 The faith of Egypt is in your hands. 584 00:45:42,338 --> 00:45:45,287 Isn't that a little exaggerated? 585 00:45:46,046 --> 00:45:49,704 - My faith is in your hands. - That's better. 586 00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:56,620 - Go, Amsterisque! - Rix. 587 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:57,953 Risque. 588 00:46:03,045 --> 00:46:05,896 So our Gallic friends and Otis went on their way... 589 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,327 ...to the quarries to get the stones. 590 00:46:11,710 --> 00:46:14,285 What's wrong with your dromedary? 591 00:46:14,335 --> 00:46:16,452 It's my stomach. 592 00:46:16,502 --> 00:46:19,534 While I pack up the boat, you can visit the sphinx. 593 00:46:19,584 --> 00:46:23,243 There will be many restaurants. 594 00:46:23,293 --> 00:46:26,951 You can stuff yourself with all kinds of things... 595 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,076 ...steamed fish, meat in sauce. 596 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,450 I knew it, nothing to eat. 597 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:35,450 Nice, those little sphinxes. 598 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,950 I could make little menhirs. 599 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,575 - Sphinx! - Never mind. 600 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,616 - Sphinx! - No, thanks. 601 00:46:48,499 --> 00:46:51,699 Stranger, a portrait with the sphinx as souvenir? 602 00:46:51,874 --> 00:46:53,906 A statue in 30 minutes? 603 00:46:54,456 --> 00:46:57,531 Yes why not? It would look nice at my place. 604 00:46:57,706 --> 00:47:01,948 - Do you accept sestertius? - Sure. Stand in profile please... 605 00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:03,698 ...shoulders up front. 606 00:47:04,747 --> 00:47:06,072 Not to far. 607 00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:11,155 We have to be more alert. Artifis is a snake. 608 00:47:11,330 --> 00:47:14,114 Besides the transport he could attack the construction site. 609 00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:16,613 We must organise a guard. 610 00:47:16,663 --> 00:47:19,779 What do you think, Obelix? 611 00:47:20,663 --> 00:47:24,321 Now where did he go? Obe? 612 00:47:24,371 --> 00:47:26,279 Obe. Obelix! 613 00:47:29,328 --> 00:47:31,528 - Not to short? - No no. 614 00:47:34,412 --> 00:47:37,612 - So you're from Gaul? - Yes. 615 00:47:37,953 --> 00:47:41,444 Been pretty hefty there lately... 616 00:47:41,619 --> 00:47:43,236 Obe... 617 00:47:46,911 --> 00:47:50,526 - Obelix... - Hé! Hé! Asterix! 618 00:47:52,701 --> 00:47:55,401 Obelix, I'm sure that's forbidden. 619 00:47:57,576 --> 00:47:59,735 Come down at once. 620 00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:15,858 How nice... 621 00:48:16,033 --> 00:48:18,566 Come down. You're being childish. 622 00:48:18,658 --> 00:48:20,774 You look so small down there. 623 00:48:20,949 --> 00:48:23,899 Don't be stupid. Get off that sphinx. 624 00:48:25,656 --> 00:48:28,272 I'm going to take a walk on his head. 625 00:48:29,614 --> 00:48:31,981 Wise guy. 626 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,395 Broken nose. 627 00:48:59,944 --> 00:49:02,978 Great. Remarkable. 628 00:49:05,694 --> 00:49:07,478 Congratulations, Obelix. 629 00:49:10,818 --> 00:49:12,852 You've outdone yourself this time. 630 00:49:12,902 --> 00:49:14,893 We could attach it again. 631 00:49:14,943 --> 00:49:17,643 Really? That's a great idea. 632 00:49:17,693 --> 00:49:20,310 With what? Did you see the size of that thing? 633 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,210 Yes, it's a rock. A cliff. 634 00:49:23,234 --> 00:49:27,267 What am I saying? A peninsula. 635 00:49:27,317 --> 00:49:31,642 Stop making everything so complicated and find a solution. 636 00:49:31,692 --> 00:49:34,475 You're so clumsy, Obelix. 637 00:49:35,941 --> 00:49:37,641 Luckily no one saw us. 638 00:49:37,691 --> 00:49:40,600 He said: "Let the Greek balm you." 639 00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:42,516 - Imhotep. - Tep. 640 00:50:03,606 --> 00:50:05,598 Help me, I only have two arms. 641 00:50:12,272 --> 00:50:14,930 Was that lightning? 642 00:50:24,812 --> 00:50:27,554 I told you I saw lightning. I'm not crazy. 643 00:50:32,770 --> 00:50:34,220 Done. 644 00:50:34,561 --> 00:50:38,053 No one will find it there. 645 00:50:38,895 --> 00:50:40,845 Fine, let's get out of here. 646 00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:42,635 Come on, Idefix. 647 00:50:43,685 --> 00:50:46,469 Not a word about this to Panoramix. 648 00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:48,510 - Nothing happened. - No. 649 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,760 Nothing. 650 00:50:55,059 --> 00:50:57,426 Hey, my pyramids... 651 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:06,717 Seeing the palace is progressing faster than planned... 652 00:51:06,767 --> 00:51:10,008 ...we demand, which is perfectly normal... 653 00:51:10,058 --> 00:51:13,717 ...an extra day off. 654 00:51:13,767 --> 00:51:16,507 You understand me, put yourself in my place Adis. 655 00:51:16,557 --> 00:51:18,091 My name's Noumerobis. 656 00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:20,632 What did I say? 657 00:51:25,974 --> 00:51:28,506 Itineris, I don't understand anything. 658 00:51:28,765 --> 00:51:30,590 Try to move a little. 659 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,965 - Now? - No. How about now? 660 00:51:33,015 --> 00:51:35,173 - And now? - Try it. 661 00:51:35,223 --> 00:51:38,673 Do you understand me now? Because... 662 00:51:38,723 --> 00:51:42,589 ...I've been having that problem a lot lately. 663 00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:47,964 - Are you alright, Obe? - I'm hungry. 664 00:51:50,555 --> 00:51:52,879 How could the build such a thing? 665 00:51:53,054 --> 00:51:55,338 - Stone upon stone. - Indeed. 666 00:51:55,388 --> 00:51:56,921 Gauls... 667 00:51:56,971 --> 00:52:00,795 Feel like visiting the pyramid? 668 00:52:00,845 --> 00:52:02,586 For free. 669 00:52:02,761 --> 00:52:05,502 Not sure if we can learn anything. 670 00:52:05,552 --> 00:52:09,586 They say it's extraordinary. We're not in a hurry. 671 00:52:09,761 --> 00:52:12,627 Stay here, Idefix. Guard Panoramix. 672 00:52:12,802 --> 00:52:14,835 If you're good, I'll give you a bone. 673 00:52:27,759 --> 00:52:32,750 Don't loose track of me. You won't get out of this labyrinth alive. 674 00:52:33,092 --> 00:52:36,292 Watch it, the corridors are very narrow. 675 00:52:36,342 --> 00:52:40,041 - You can't be too fat. - No one is fat. 676 00:52:41,799 --> 00:52:44,416 On your right, Anubis. 677 00:52:44,466 --> 00:52:47,998 - Touching. - The god of the dead. 678 00:52:51,548 --> 00:52:53,248 Through here. 679 00:52:54,132 --> 00:52:57,165 Come, distinguished guests, go in here. 680 00:52:57,382 --> 00:53:02,039 These hieroglyphs are beautiful. 681 00:53:02,964 --> 00:53:06,414 After you. Enter. 682 00:53:06,964 --> 00:53:08,414 Indeed. 683 00:53:11,838 --> 00:53:13,455 No! No! 684 00:53:16,796 --> 00:53:19,330 You'll never get out of here. 685 00:53:21,755 --> 00:53:26,454 This tomb will be your tomb! 686 00:53:29,295 --> 00:53:32,079 No way out. We are stuck. 687 00:53:32,254 --> 00:53:35,036 "This tomb will be your tomb!" Nice one. 688 00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:38,536 - I'm too good. - I knew it. A free visit. 689 00:53:39,961 --> 00:53:42,869 Anyway, enough things to read. 690 00:53:42,919 --> 00:53:45,910 - Hieroglyphs all look alike. - No. 691 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:50,368 Look, Obelix, the colours... are beautiful. 692 00:53:50,543 --> 00:53:52,785 That's all really nice, but... 693 00:53:52,835 --> 00:53:55,577 ...if we don't find a way out soon... 694 00:53:55,627 --> 00:53:58,367 ...we'll have all eternity to figure them out. 695 00:53:59,876 --> 00:54:02,784 That's that. 696 00:54:02,834 --> 00:54:05,159 If they get out of here... 697 00:54:05,209 --> 00:54:09,283 ...I swear I'll never shave my head again. 698 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:13,325 First of all we have to get that door open. 699 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,700 But considering the size... 700 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:16,783 Here, Obelix... 701 00:54:18,083 --> 00:54:21,824 ...for the first time you can have some magic potion.. 702 00:54:21,999 --> 00:54:24,324 - Really? - That's what we said didn't we. 703 00:54:28,124 --> 00:54:30,449 One, two, three drops. 704 00:54:30,624 --> 00:54:33,156 That's enough. 705 00:54:53,788 --> 00:54:55,779 Well... 706 00:54:55,996 --> 00:54:58,862 That didn't seem to do anything. 707 00:55:12,161 --> 00:55:13,486 No, it's Pano. 708 00:55:16,953 --> 00:55:18,735 Yes, I'm here. 709 00:55:19,994 --> 00:55:21,444 Here. 710 00:55:26,994 --> 00:55:29,609 We're running in circles. 711 00:55:29,951 --> 00:55:32,734 The pharaoh's had splendid architects. 712 00:55:32,951 --> 00:55:36,317 - We're in a serious situation here. - Very serious. 713 00:55:36,492 --> 00:55:38,275 I'm starting to get hungry. 714 00:55:39,075 --> 00:55:41,649 What do those hieroglyphs mean? 715 00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:46,691 There's no time to find out, we have to get out of here. 716 00:55:46,866 --> 00:55:50,607 We must set our priorities straight. 717 00:55:50,657 --> 00:55:54,231 I'm reporting to mister Asterix that's I'm hungry. 718 00:55:54,281 --> 00:55:58,398 I keep myself busy to forget I'm hungry. 719 00:55:58,573 --> 00:56:02,856 I forgot mister Obelix's stomach was more important. 720 00:56:02,906 --> 00:56:06,230 Wild boars and fights, that's all he needs. 721 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:09,689 Mister Asterix knows everything better. 722 00:56:09,864 --> 00:56:12,730 - Yes, maybe. - I'm reporting to mister Asterix... 723 00:56:12,905 --> 00:56:17,271 ...who wanted to visit the pyramid that this wouldn't have happened in a menhir. 724 00:56:19,488 --> 00:56:22,021 2 Sestertius for that logic. 725 00:56:26,362 --> 00:56:28,020 What's keeping them? 726 00:56:29,070 --> 00:56:33,187 The stones are loaded. We have to leave. 727 00:56:36,570 --> 00:56:40,186 I was excited. I was just saying something. Mea culpa. 728 00:56:40,236 --> 00:56:43,394 No, I said mea culpa. 729 00:56:43,652 --> 00:56:46,503 It also could have happened in a menhir. 730 00:56:46,527 --> 00:56:50,393 In any case, I can't get us out of this place. 731 00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:55,560 My friends, I fear this is the end of our adventures. 732 00:57:01,567 --> 00:57:03,559 Could someone light a torch? 733 00:57:03,609 --> 00:57:07,809 No, I have the amulets, but that's not going to help. 734 00:57:07,859 --> 00:57:10,142 I'm sorry for Noumerobis. 735 00:57:10,192 --> 00:57:13,308 I'm sorry for Idefix. 736 00:57:13,358 --> 00:57:16,058 - Or not, Idefix? - Idefix? 737 00:57:16,108 --> 00:57:20,266 Yes, so? Don't blame me for bringing him! 738 00:57:20,316 --> 00:57:22,808 His sense of smell lead him to us. 739 00:57:22,858 --> 00:57:25,640 So he can get us out of here. 740 00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:28,348 That's true! Idefix, listen very carefully. 741 00:57:28,398 --> 00:57:33,473 If you get us out of here, I'll give you a pile full of bones. 742 00:57:50,896 --> 00:57:54,263 Yes! That's good... Idefix! 743 00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:57,013 Excuse me, we're fortunate you brought him. 744 00:57:57,063 --> 00:58:01,304 Sometimes I think he understands everything I say. 745 00:58:05,729 --> 00:58:08,262 And they returned to the construction site... 746 00:58:08,312 --> 00:58:11,719 ...aboard ships loaded with stones. 747 00:58:12,186 --> 00:58:14,886 - We're going slowly. - Very slow. 748 00:58:15,061 --> 00:58:16,594 Too slow. 749 00:58:16,811 --> 00:58:20,386 At this speed we won't be back in time for the wild board banquet... 750 00:58:20,436 --> 00:58:22,177 ...lentils aren't that great... 751 00:58:22,227 --> 00:58:25,843 The Nile is an unpredictable river... 752 00:58:25,893 --> 00:58:28,885 ...sometimes impetuous, sometimes quiet. 753 00:58:28,935 --> 00:58:33,051 I wonder if you know this nice Egyptian poem. 754 00:58:33,101 --> 00:58:36,884 It goes like this: "Nile, Nile, Nile..." 755 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,008 What's he doing? 756 00:58:55,974 --> 00:58:57,549 Men! 757 00:58:58,807 --> 00:59:01,049 We're seaworthy again. 758 00:59:01,224 --> 00:59:02,840 - Hip hip hip... - Hurrah. 759 00:59:03,015 --> 00:59:04,882 - Hip hip hip... - Hurrah. 760 00:59:19,929 --> 00:59:21,629 Watch out! 761 00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:39,211 By Toutatis, I know he fell... 762 00:59:39,386 --> 00:59:42,002 ...in a cauldron of magic potion... 763 00:59:42,052 --> 00:59:44,919 ...but he'll never cease to amaze me. 764 00:59:47,135 --> 00:59:50,835 - Hip hip hip... hurrah... - Stop it. 765 00:59:51,302 --> 00:59:54,084 And construction was ready to start again. 766 00:59:54,134 --> 00:59:58,001 Noumerobis knew he would be finished in time... 767 00:59:58,051 --> 01:00:00,668 ...which, in the field of construction, was rare in those days. 768 01:00:01,051 --> 01:00:05,625 One sip a person. Just one sip a person. 769 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,917 Fake potion is being spread. 770 01:00:09,092 --> 01:00:13,917 Same consistency, same colour, but it's pumpkin soup. 771 01:00:14,092 --> 01:00:17,791 The only real potion, is the one you get from the druid... 772 01:00:17,841 --> 01:00:19,249 ...around the cauldron. 773 01:00:19,632 --> 01:00:22,999 Thirty minutes from here. 774 01:00:24,841 --> 01:00:26,956 I closed the door and yelled: 775 01:00:27,006 --> 01:00:30,123 "This tomb will be your tomb." 776 01:00:30,173 --> 01:00:31,873 Not bad. 777 01:00:31,923 --> 01:00:35,540 I was also thinking: "Jackals, die like jackals". 778 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,540 But that's jackals twice. 779 01:00:39,672 --> 01:00:42,955 What? They say hyenas? 780 01:00:43,005 --> 01:00:45,122 Locked up in the pyramid? 781 01:00:45,297 --> 01:00:46,747 I don't understand. 782 01:00:46,922 --> 01:00:51,413 They're magicians. You need supernatural powers to get out of there. 783 01:00:51,463 --> 01:00:53,371 They're tuff, those barbarians. 784 01:00:53,421 --> 01:00:56,829 I need an idea. 785 01:00:58,379 --> 01:01:02,328 Got one. I have a terrible idea. Two. Even three. 786 01:01:02,378 --> 01:01:06,662 I've got a whole bunch of ideas. I'm so good. 787 01:01:10,087 --> 01:01:13,702 I don't like that laugh. It frightens me. 788 01:01:13,752 --> 01:01:15,536 Get to work! 789 01:01:20,752 --> 01:01:24,701 That's not even close to the luxurious garden we need. 790 01:01:26,376 --> 01:01:30,910 Panomanix, you don't have any potion to speed things up? 791 01:01:31,085 --> 01:01:34,785 Like seeds for example... 792 01:01:34,835 --> 01:01:37,909 ...that grow into palm trees within no time? 793 01:01:37,959 --> 01:01:41,159 No, potions aren't the solution to everything. 794 01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:43,575 Some things can't be changed. 795 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:48,116 Nature needs time to turn the seed... 796 01:01:48,291 --> 01:01:51,949 ...with sun and water, into a bud... 797 01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:55,616 ...and then... 798 01:01:57,833 --> 01:02:00,948 - ...that bud... - Please. 799 01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:03,823 Please. 800 01:02:23,413 --> 01:02:25,780 It can't go any faster. 801 01:02:36,995 --> 01:02:39,112 Yes, fantastic! 802 01:02:47,702 --> 01:02:49,985 Can someone get me down from this tree? 803 01:02:57,909 --> 01:02:59,817 They started again? 804 01:02:59,992 --> 01:03:03,192 I'm not happy either. 805 01:03:03,367 --> 01:03:07,733 I also want Noumerobis to fail, for personal reasons. 806 01:03:07,783 --> 01:03:11,900 I was thinking I could be of some assistance maybe. 807 01:03:11,950 --> 01:03:16,483 After we've struck a fair deal... 808 01:03:17,450 --> 01:03:20,565 Not here. In my tent. 809 01:03:25,740 --> 01:03:27,565 I'm listening. 810 01:03:27,615 --> 01:03:32,773 Honourable Caesar, if I see to it the construction of the palace fails.. 811 01:03:32,823 --> 01:03:36,939 ...you'll appoint me and I'll finish the job in 2 months. 812 01:03:36,989 --> 01:03:41,106 That way you win the bet and Cleopatra is humiliated. 813 01:03:42,738 --> 01:03:45,188 Alright, if you finish it after 4 months. 814 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:46,897 Three, I can't work any slower. 815 01:03:46,947 --> 01:03:50,813 Fine, but not any sooner, or you'll have to pay a compensation. 816 01:03:52,530 --> 01:03:55,937 That's a deal, honourable Caesar. 817 01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:03,854 How were you planning to sabotage the construction. 818 01:04:05,236 --> 01:04:07,270 With this. 819 01:04:18,152 --> 01:04:21,227 What shall I wear tonight? 820 01:04:21,402 --> 01:04:24,144 Careful, it's very, very tepid. 821 01:04:34,859 --> 01:04:36,851 A gift for the queen of queens. 822 01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:42,975 "As a token of honour to the queen of queens. The 3 Gauls: 823 01:04:43,025 --> 01:04:47,475 Panoramix, Obelix and Asterix." How sweet. 824 01:04:49,067 --> 01:04:51,141 Can I open it? 825 01:04:53,274 --> 01:04:55,016 Oh, that's tepid. 826 01:04:57,232 --> 01:04:58,682 A cake. 827 01:04:58,857 --> 01:05:00,641 Tonight's desert. 828 01:05:00,816 --> 01:05:03,848 Modest meal, 40 dancers... 829 01:05:04,023 --> 01:05:06,765 ...80 musicians and 300 simple dishes. 830 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:09,390 I don't like crowds either. 831 01:05:10,898 --> 01:05:12,140 Dinnertime! 832 01:05:12,315 --> 01:05:15,472 - Ah wild boar... - Finally some normal food. 833 01:05:15,522 --> 01:05:18,389 - Yes. - With lentils. 834 01:05:18,439 --> 01:05:22,639 That's not really allowed. It's pork more or less. 835 01:05:22,814 --> 01:05:26,054 - We'll pretend we don't know. - Nobody moves. 836 01:05:26,229 --> 01:05:28,221 We're here to arrest the Gauls. 837 01:05:28,396 --> 01:05:31,013 Come on, for three wild boars. 838 01:05:31,188 --> 01:05:34,179 I'll beat them up and then we'll eat. 839 01:05:34,354 --> 01:05:39,053 No, wait. Wait! You're going to fight the whole garrison? 840 01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:43,595 Why not? That's illegal too? You can't do anything around here. 841 01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:46,053 Noumerobis is right. We're going to see Cleopatra. 842 01:05:46,103 --> 01:05:49,177 Yes, nice opportunity to see the palace. 843 01:05:49,227 --> 01:05:53,511 I'll stay here to keep an eye on the fire. It tends to go out. 844 01:05:53,561 --> 01:05:56,594 That's why I want to stay. 845 01:06:09,143 --> 01:06:12,717 Everything is tasted beforehand. 846 01:06:12,892 --> 01:06:15,092 Your scheme failed, Gauls. 847 01:06:15,267 --> 01:06:18,634 My taster was poisoned by your cake. 848 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,383 We didn't send any cake. What cake? 849 01:06:21,558 --> 01:06:24,423 That cake. I don't see fifty others. 850 01:06:24,598 --> 01:06:27,298 The wild boars, OK, but for that... 851 01:06:27,473 --> 01:06:30,132 Silence! You tried to kill me. 852 01:06:30,307 --> 01:06:33,672 - You will die. - By Toutatis! We are innocent. 853 01:06:33,847 --> 01:06:36,922 - You have some nerve. - Ridiculous. We work... 854 01:06:37,097 --> 01:06:39,589 ...all day, breath dust... 855 01:06:39,639 --> 01:06:41,839 - Eat lentils... - Yes, no... 856 01:06:41,889 --> 01:06:43,672 - Yes we do, lentils. - Yes, but... 857 01:06:43,847 --> 01:06:47,088 We didn't send you any poisonous cake. 858 01:06:47,263 --> 01:06:51,171 A cake like that we would have eaten ourselves. 859 01:06:52,096 --> 01:06:53,880 Silence! 860 01:06:54,430 --> 01:06:57,545 - This is ridiculous. - If she doesn't want to hear it... 861 01:06:57,595 --> 01:06:59,795 ...you don't say anything. For now. 862 01:06:59,845 --> 01:07:01,420 Take them away. 863 01:07:01,595 --> 01:07:04,670 And give the crocodiles an appetizer. 864 01:07:12,428 --> 01:07:14,419 I'm hungry. 865 01:07:18,094 --> 01:07:21,002 I'm hungry. Hungry! 866 01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:25,585 When I said hello, she turned her head. 867 01:07:26,593 --> 01:07:30,168 We used to laugh, said cuckoo... and now... 868 01:07:30,218 --> 01:07:31,751 ...all of a sudden... 869 01:07:31,926 --> 01:07:35,876 ...she won't look at me any more. I'm a stranger to her. 870 01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:38,042 Cleopatra and you said cuckoo? 871 01:07:38,217 --> 01:07:43,041 He's not talking about Cleopatra, but about a courtesan. 872 01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:45,500 The one with the nice braid. 873 01:07:46,758 --> 01:07:49,791 Wouldn't surprise me if he were in love. 874 01:07:49,966 --> 01:07:51,583 I'm not in love. 875 01:07:52,216 --> 01:07:55,207 I want to tell her I had nothing to do with it. 876 01:07:55,382 --> 01:07:58,457 It's a juridical thing. 877 01:07:58,632 --> 01:08:00,749 Juridical, yes. 878 01:08:00,799 --> 01:08:02,165 Of course. 879 01:08:03,507 --> 01:08:05,249 - Stop. - Cuckoo, I love you. 880 01:08:06,798 --> 01:08:10,414 It's great to look so stupid... 881 01:08:12,631 --> 01:08:14,248 Subtle... 882 01:08:14,423 --> 01:08:19,288 Sometimes you can be really nice, and sometimes we think you're... 883 01:08:19,463 --> 01:08:22,247 - ...a fat idiot... - Who's an idiot? 884 01:08:22,422 --> 01:08:25,580 - No idea. - Drink. A sip of antidote. 885 01:08:26,797 --> 01:08:29,329 Obelix, not everything. A sip. 886 01:08:29,379 --> 01:08:30,829 Yes, a sip. 887 01:08:31,004 --> 01:08:33,787 Now... Obelix, open the door. 888 01:08:33,837 --> 01:08:38,037 I didn't drink it all. Get out of my way. 889 01:08:38,087 --> 01:08:41,870 Yes, and when you come back you'll bring me a suit... 890 01:08:42,503 --> 01:08:47,245 Egyptians are mad. We ask them to get out of the way but they don't move. 891 01:08:52,585 --> 01:08:55,327 - And? - I'm ready. 892 01:08:57,169 --> 01:09:00,035 I'm sick of standing in profile all the time. 893 01:09:00,085 --> 01:09:03,243 Can't you sketch my front for a change? Like this... 894 01:09:05,043 --> 01:09:06,909 Modern art... 895 01:09:07,084 --> 01:09:08,326 Please? 896 01:09:12,334 --> 01:09:13,451 Can we? 897 01:09:14,708 --> 01:09:16,492 I'd better leave. 898 01:09:16,667 --> 01:09:20,200 Gauls, since you want to see my demise... 899 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:23,575 ...I'll, by Osiris, show you how a queen dies. 900 01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:26,616 No, by Toutatis, listen to us first. 901 01:09:26,749 --> 01:09:28,866 - Where are your courtesans? - Why? 902 01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:32,657 No reason. I'm sure the cake wasn't poisoned. 903 01:09:32,707 --> 01:09:34,616 I think it's very tasty even. 904 01:09:36,499 --> 01:09:39,573 Obelix, cut 3 pieces of cake. 905 01:09:44,498 --> 01:09:45,865 We said three piece. 906 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,573 One... 907 01:09:49,122 --> 01:09:51,905 - Go on. - Two. 908 01:09:53,539 --> 01:09:55,197 And three. 909 01:09:55,788 --> 01:09:57,029 Obviously. 910 01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:08,778 And? You can see it's not poisoned. 911 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:12,444 Tell your courtesans. Especially the one with the braid. 912 01:10:12,619 --> 01:10:15,569 - Her name is Guimieukis. - Guimieukis. 913 01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:28,568 I had a dream last night. 914 01:10:29,743 --> 01:10:32,485 I'd won a million sestertius. 915 01:10:32,535 --> 01:10:36,942 I bought, shoes. Too big, and ugly too. 916 01:10:36,992 --> 01:10:40,692 Unbelievable. And weird, because... 917 01:10:40,867 --> 01:10:43,817 That Egyptian architect and his proposition... 918 01:10:43,992 --> 01:10:45,734 - Ilemauris? - Artifis. 919 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,858 - Yes. - Incompetent. He hasn't achieved anything. 920 01:10:49,616 --> 01:10:53,316 Send one of ours, to spy and snoop around. 921 01:10:54,199 --> 01:10:57,398 Thinking of someone in particular, O Caesar? 922 01:10:57,448 --> 01:11:00,107 Someone sneaky... 923 01:11:00,282 --> 01:11:03,273 - Cartapus! - Yes. 924 01:11:04,032 --> 01:11:06,523 Caesar, meet Cartapus. 925 01:11:06,698 --> 01:11:08,482 Our best spy. 926 01:11:08,657 --> 01:11:11,522 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity. 927 01:11:11,989 --> 01:11:15,897 Cartapus is a professional. The queen of camouflage. 928 01:11:16,781 --> 01:11:19,481 If I look that way, you can see me. 929 01:11:19,989 --> 01:11:21,563 When I look this way, you don't. 930 01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:25,646 You can. You can't. You can. 931 01:11:25,821 --> 01:11:28,480 - Can't. Can't. Can. - Incredible. 932 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:31,063 You can't. Can't. Can. 933 01:11:31,113 --> 01:11:34,437 You can. Can't. You can a little. 934 01:11:41,695 --> 01:11:44,644 - Amazing. - Yes. 935 01:11:45,319 --> 01:11:46,686 She wasn't even trying hard. 936 01:11:52,944 --> 01:11:55,018 They mock me. 937 01:12:00,152 --> 01:12:02,102 - Four months... - Don't rush me. 938 01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:05,727 - I've been waiting four months. - My mother will kill me. 939 01:12:05,777 --> 01:12:09,101 - I have connections. - Come one, stay calm. 940 01:12:09,151 --> 01:12:11,726 Don't touch me! Impossible to stay calm. 941 01:12:11,776 --> 01:12:14,809 Malococsis, tomorrow I'll finish everything. 942 01:12:14,859 --> 01:12:18,600 I'll even give you a discount. I'd like that. 943 01:12:18,650 --> 01:12:20,391 He'd like that. 944 01:12:20,441 --> 01:12:24,975 If you're not there tomorrow, I'd rather not be in your place. 945 01:12:32,232 --> 01:12:33,390 And? 946 01:12:33,565 --> 01:12:35,807 The magic potion gives them incredible strength. 947 01:12:35,857 --> 01:12:40,057 I drank it and now I'm superman. Superwoman. 948 01:12:43,023 --> 01:12:44,889 You don't believe me, O Caesar? 949 01:12:44,939 --> 01:12:47,223 We shall see. 950 01:12:47,398 --> 01:12:51,514 Malivestus! Slap her. 951 01:13:29,185 --> 01:13:32,035 Caesar will personally deal with this matter. 952 01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:35,968 The dice is cast. Alea jacta est. Excuse me. 953 01:13:42,683 --> 01:13:48,217 In the name of Caesar! We know the Gauls are hiding here. 954 01:13:48,392 --> 01:13:52,341 I demand that Appendix, Olympix and Mannekepix... 955 01:13:52,516 --> 01:13:54,966 No, their names are Asterix... 956 01:13:55,141 --> 01:13:57,174 Their names don't matter! 957 01:13:57,599 --> 01:14:01,298 If they don't surrender immediately we'll attack. 958 01:14:01,473 --> 01:14:04,340 We're here to help Cleopatra. 959 01:14:04,515 --> 01:14:06,840 By Toutatis, we're not leaving until the work is finished. 960 01:14:07,015 --> 01:14:10,798 Don't be so aggressive. Maybe we can talk! 961 01:14:10,973 --> 01:14:13,214 We'll kill you all. 962 01:14:13,389 --> 01:14:15,005 I knew it. 963 01:14:15,055 --> 01:14:19,589 Jeanclaudus. Prepare the troops. And show no mercy. 964 01:14:19,639 --> 01:14:21,547 Antivirus. 965 01:14:21,889 --> 01:14:24,046 My name is Antivirus. 966 01:14:33,263 --> 01:14:36,670 Arm yourself. One, two, three... 967 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,253 ...four, six...five... 968 01:14:39,637 --> 01:14:41,378 Come on. 969 01:14:46,553 --> 01:14:47,627 Get in line. 970 01:15:05,510 --> 01:15:09,418 Here. Put him in some shade. 971 01:15:10,092 --> 01:15:13,875 So, amateurs, coming to see the professionals at work? 972 01:15:13,925 --> 01:15:16,209 Yes, alright. 973 01:15:21,841 --> 01:15:26,749 Yes, if you're not used to it, it's rather impressive. 974 01:15:27,508 --> 01:15:31,333 - Panomanix, magic potion for the workers. - It's their day off. 975 01:15:34,257 --> 01:15:36,623 So... 976 01:15:36,673 --> 01:15:41,998 This is the palace, there are the gardens. 977 01:15:42,173 --> 01:15:45,081 And there is the temple with the sphinxes. 978 01:15:45,131 --> 01:15:47,747 That's not a good drawing. 979 01:15:47,797 --> 01:15:50,164 No, I'm merely sketching. 980 01:15:50,214 --> 01:15:53,497 In perspective it's more like... 981 01:15:53,547 --> 01:15:56,163 I would have drawn it more in profile. 982 01:15:56,213 --> 01:15:58,580 Yes, you do it all the time... 983 01:16:10,295 --> 01:16:13,037 Those Romans are mad. 984 01:16:16,545 --> 01:16:18,411 Because of the violence in the next scene... 985 01:16:18,461 --> 01:16:22,411 ...we prefer to broadcast this documentary. 986 01:16:23,878 --> 01:16:25,994 In contrary to common belief... 987 01:16:26,044 --> 01:16:29,453 ...the langoustine feeds exclusively on shellfish. 988 01:16:29,918 --> 01:16:33,702 Which doesn't bother his humanity. 989 01:16:41,002 --> 01:16:43,242 Careful... 990 01:16:46,834 --> 01:16:49,909 One got through. Idefix, attack! 991 01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:05,906 Leave me alone. I've been beaten already. 992 01:17:08,581 --> 01:17:10,073 Alright. 993 01:17:11,956 --> 01:17:15,988 Sir, we don't allow such speeding here. 994 01:17:16,038 --> 01:17:18,488 We're not in Rome. 995 01:17:23,288 --> 01:17:26,530 Ave Caius C+, they withstood the attack... 996 01:17:26,705 --> 01:17:29,237 ...but some managed to get very close to the enemy. 997 01:17:29,287 --> 01:17:32,071 Bravo, brave soldiers. 998 01:17:32,371 --> 01:17:34,529 They shouldn't have challenged me. 999 01:17:34,579 --> 01:17:35,821 And what's that? 1000 01:17:37,204 --> 01:17:40,278 We got right up to them... 1001 01:17:40,328 --> 01:17:42,028 ...but they were nice. 1002 01:17:42,203 --> 01:17:45,528 They let us go without beating us too much. 1003 01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:49,945 What will we do now? I'm asking, as an amateur. 1004 01:17:49,995 --> 01:17:51,485 Attack again! 1005 01:17:51,535 --> 01:17:56,152 Caius C+, I'm not sure that's a good idea. 1006 01:17:56,202 --> 01:17:59,319 The Gauls are invincible... 1007 01:17:59,369 --> 01:18:02,219 ...I think we better give up... 1008 01:18:02,243 --> 01:18:06,901 I'm very disappointed by your attitude, centurion Antiquarus. 1009 01:18:06,951 --> 01:18:10,276 Antivirus. My name is Antivirus. 1010 01:18:11,159 --> 01:18:15,733 No one humiliates the Roman empire. If it's attacked... 1011 01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:19,567 ...the empire counterattacks. 1012 01:18:19,950 --> 01:18:23,817 He's mad. He hurt my throat. 1013 01:18:40,323 --> 01:18:42,731 It's too quiet. 1014 01:18:43,698 --> 01:18:46,690 I don't like that. 1015 01:18:47,489 --> 01:18:52,439 I prefer a little commotion. 1016 01:19:03,404 --> 01:19:05,021 Stop! 1017 01:19:05,821 --> 01:19:07,146 War machines... 1018 01:19:07,321 --> 01:19:09,354 Take your positions. 1019 01:19:10,653 --> 01:19:12,478 How low can you go. 1020 01:19:17,528 --> 01:19:19,770 Beautiful landscape. 1021 01:19:20,445 --> 01:19:22,602 Not good, not bad either. 1022 01:19:22,777 --> 01:19:24,769 Fire! Destroy the palace! 1023 01:19:26,277 --> 01:19:28,227 - Ready? - Ready. 1024 01:19:28,777 --> 01:19:31,352 When I lower my arm... 1025 01:19:33,735 --> 01:19:34,851 ...you fire. 1026 01:19:35,026 --> 01:19:36,685 Easy. 1027 01:19:41,901 --> 01:19:44,018 There... bingo. 1028 01:19:44,193 --> 01:19:45,309 My palace! 1029 01:20:11,398 --> 01:20:15,390 I wonder why all this violence is necessary. 1030 01:20:16,607 --> 01:20:17,807 No, it's fine. 1031 01:20:22,189 --> 01:20:23,556 Come! 1032 01:20:34,771 --> 01:20:37,055 Fine. Excellent. 1033 01:20:46,061 --> 01:20:49,344 With such equipment it's easy. 1034 01:20:49,769 --> 01:20:53,469 - It's not about the equipment. - Oh yes it is. 1035 01:20:53,519 --> 01:20:55,260 - No. - Yes. 1036 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,010 - No. - Yes. 1037 01:20:58,768 --> 01:21:00,343 No. 1038 01:21:01,060 --> 01:21:02,218 Yes. 1039 01:21:03,893 --> 01:21:07,217 My palace is turned into a ruin. 1040 01:21:08,726 --> 01:21:13,217 Go on, Romans, fire. We no longer care. 1041 01:21:22,933 --> 01:21:26,133 You missed. You shoot like girls. 1042 01:21:32,515 --> 01:21:34,340 We're still here. 1043 01:21:34,682 --> 01:21:38,174 We must inform Cleopatra. She could force... 1044 01:21:38,224 --> 01:21:40,839 ...Caesar to stop. 1045 01:21:43,973 --> 01:21:46,298 No. No. 1046 01:21:46,639 --> 01:21:47,964 No. 1047 01:21:48,681 --> 01:21:50,089 - No. - Yes. 1048 01:21:52,555 --> 01:21:56,047 Yours sincerely... 1049 01:22:00,847 --> 01:22:05,046 I have an idea. Idefix will bring the message. 1050 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:07,879 Idefix will bring the message. 1051 01:22:07,971 --> 01:22:10,837 That dog? You want me to die? 1052 01:22:10,971 --> 01:22:15,170 Noumerobis is right. I mean... it's a dog. 1053 01:22:15,345 --> 01:22:16,878 He got us out of the pyramid. 1054 01:22:17,428 --> 01:22:18,428 Go on, Idefix. 1055 01:22:18,886 --> 01:22:21,753 Take this message to Cleopatra. 1056 01:22:22,345 --> 01:22:25,544 He's too young to understand. 1057 01:22:34,802 --> 01:22:37,084 I'm hit. 1058 01:22:37,384 --> 01:22:39,001 Never mind, I'm fine. 1059 01:22:44,301 --> 01:22:48,043 Men! We're seaworthy yet again. 1060 01:22:48,093 --> 01:22:51,125 Aboard our trusty old dragon boat. 1061 01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:56,542 It's an extraordinary mast, subtle as a bird. Hoist the sail. 1062 01:22:59,799 --> 01:23:01,332 Yes. 1063 01:23:01,841 --> 01:23:03,499 No. 1064 01:23:24,630 --> 01:23:25,830 No. 1065 01:23:27,422 --> 01:23:29,205 Too far. 1066 01:23:36,004 --> 01:23:37,371 I'm amazed. 1067 01:23:39,754 --> 01:23:41,621 It should hold. 1068 01:23:44,754 --> 01:23:46,912 A big sip. I'm leaving but I'll be back. 1069 01:23:46,962 --> 01:23:50,453 Hurry and be careful. 1070 01:23:55,545 --> 01:23:57,577 Hold on, Idefix. 1071 01:23:59,752 --> 01:24:03,161 Run, Asterisque, run! 1072 01:24:03,794 --> 01:24:04,794 Alarm! 1073 01:24:05,336 --> 01:24:08,411 I know that one. He's a grumpy man. 1074 01:24:09,335 --> 01:24:10,743 Shields! 1075 01:24:13,585 --> 01:24:14,785 Javelin! 1076 01:24:17,917 --> 01:24:19,909 Why isn't he stopping? 1077 01:24:28,291 --> 01:24:29,783 The magic potion! 1078 01:24:33,832 --> 01:24:37,032 Citebus, Trolleybus, get him! Quickly! 1079 01:24:37,082 --> 01:24:39,823 - Go on! - But that's not my name. 1080 01:24:42,914 --> 01:24:45,531 Obelix is alone. Go help him. 1081 01:24:49,456 --> 01:24:51,447 I'm strong now? 1082 01:25:34,493 --> 01:25:36,360 Noumerobis... 1083 01:25:38,535 --> 01:25:40,734 ...prepare your sarcophagus. 1084 01:25:59,616 --> 01:26:01,775 Double evasion. 1085 01:26:12,782 --> 01:26:14,814 Pryadonis, violence... 1086 01:26:15,156 --> 01:26:17,481 ...never solved anything. 1087 01:26:17,656 --> 01:26:18,814 Stop talking. 1088 01:26:22,739 --> 01:26:25,773 Wait, I didn't drink any magic potion. 1089 01:26:50,361 --> 01:26:53,103 - You lost. - Are you sure? 1090 01:26:53,278 --> 01:26:54,395 - Very sure. - OK. 1091 01:27:13,318 --> 01:27:16,184 No, no! I beg you, no! 1092 01:27:24,983 --> 01:27:28,892 I'm Artifis, and I beat Noumerobis... 1093 01:27:40,691 --> 01:27:43,391 The magic potion has worn off. 1094 01:27:43,441 --> 01:27:46,390 Cleopatra will never get the message. 1095 01:27:55,272 --> 01:27:58,554 - Your family is fine? - Yes. Imhotep. 1096 01:27:58,729 --> 01:28:02,346 - And your father? - Fine, Imhotep. And your sister. 1097 01:28:02,396 --> 01:28:03,804 Everything's OK. Imhotep. 1098 01:28:03,979 --> 01:28:06,554 What has become of your nephew? 1099 01:28:06,604 --> 01:28:08,096 He's doing fine, Imhotep. 1100 01:28:08,271 --> 01:28:10,887 And how's business? 1101 01:28:11,062 --> 01:28:13,053 Sorry, I'm borrowing this cart for a moment. 1102 01:28:24,311 --> 01:28:27,177 - Many customers? - Enough, Imhotep. 1103 01:28:37,935 --> 01:28:39,551 How useful. 1104 01:28:39,726 --> 01:28:43,426 - We can't catch him. - He's got one with 2 horses. 1105 01:28:43,476 --> 01:28:45,300 I can't go any faster. 1106 01:28:52,100 --> 01:28:54,634 Why does everyone always shout " ja, ja"? 1107 01:28:56,016 --> 01:28:58,091 Catch me if you can. 1108 01:29:17,348 --> 01:29:19,214 How will you get up? 1109 01:29:20,639 --> 01:29:22,547 Like this. 1110 01:29:24,306 --> 01:29:28,547 Fighting is ridiculous. Let's work together. 1111 01:29:28,722 --> 01:29:31,630 A lion doesn't cooperate with a cockroach. 1112 01:29:32,471 --> 01:29:33,921 What? 1113 01:29:34,096 --> 01:29:37,630 A lion, you know, doesn't cooperate... 1114 01:29:37,805 --> 01:29:39,213 ...with a cockroach. 1115 01:29:39,388 --> 01:29:41,920 I understood: "an ion... 1116 01:29:42,095 --> 01:29:44,962 ...doesn't calculate. 1117 01:29:45,137 --> 01:29:47,170 - That means nothing to me. - No. 1118 01:29:48,429 --> 01:29:49,962 Attack! 1119 01:29:59,969 --> 01:30:02,503 When I said lion I meant myself! 1120 01:30:02,553 --> 01:30:04,543 I knew that. 1121 01:30:09,927 --> 01:30:11,210 What's going on? 1122 01:30:25,676 --> 01:30:27,750 The lion doesn't cooperate with the cockroach. 1123 01:30:39,549 --> 01:30:41,999 Who's the lion now? 1124 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:45,957 Say it to my face, if you're a man. 1125 01:31:16,296 --> 01:31:17,496 Everything OK? 1126 01:31:26,128 --> 01:31:28,535 By Jupiter, a moment ago he was still here. 1127 01:31:28,585 --> 01:31:32,869 We're going home. Gone is gone. 1128 01:31:34,877 --> 01:31:37,534 I've had it with Noumerobis. 1129 01:31:37,584 --> 01:31:39,201 - Where are we going? - To Cleopatra. 1130 01:31:39,251 --> 01:31:41,284 - I'm scared. - Yes, play it smart. 1131 01:31:41,459 --> 01:31:45,743 I know Cleopatra very well. Watch me. 1132 01:31:45,793 --> 01:31:48,283 I'm afraid I have no choice. 1133 01:31:48,917 --> 01:31:52,908 One, two, three, four, five. 1134 01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:54,867 Antelope and lion. 1135 01:31:54,917 --> 01:31:56,908 What does the prediction say? 1136 01:31:56,958 --> 01:31:59,449 A message and a loved one. 1137 01:31:59,499 --> 01:32:01,032 Whatever. 1138 01:32:01,207 --> 01:32:03,449 - My queen... - Malococsis. 1139 01:32:03,624 --> 01:32:07,657 - Come on in. - Go, Idefix. Give her the message. 1140 01:32:11,290 --> 01:32:14,323 - That's the message. - And there's the loved one. 1141 01:32:17,581 --> 01:32:21,115 My queen, as you may know I'm building. 1142 01:32:21,789 --> 01:32:26,072 In fact, it should have been easily finished four months ago. 1143 01:32:26,247 --> 01:32:27,739 - What? - Easily. 1144 01:32:28,789 --> 01:32:30,697 He can't get away with that! 1145 01:32:30,872 --> 01:32:34,321 Thank you, my queen, that you care so much. 1146 01:32:34,496 --> 01:32:37,238 By Isis, he's a sore looser. 1147 01:32:37,413 --> 01:32:39,696 This is typical of Caesar. But this time... 1148 01:32:39,871 --> 01:32:44,612 ...he'll have to accept his defeat. We will finish in time. 1149 01:32:44,787 --> 01:32:47,862 No, the construction isn't finished. That's exactly the problem. 1150 01:32:47,912 --> 01:32:49,862 I'll see to it. You can go now, Gaul. 1151 01:32:51,287 --> 01:32:54,778 Guimieukis, show him the way. I'll be right there. 1152 01:32:56,702 --> 01:32:58,819 Pardon me, old man. 1153 01:33:00,119 --> 01:33:03,736 - Come, my Idefix. - Come, my Gaul. 1154 01:33:04,286 --> 01:33:07,152 I believe you don't understand my problem. 1155 01:33:10,660 --> 01:33:12,735 It's that way. Straight ahead. 1156 01:33:12,785 --> 01:33:15,235 - Be careful. - Yes. 1157 01:33:28,534 --> 01:33:30,649 Everything will be destroyed. 1158 01:33:30,824 --> 01:33:34,816 Everything will be fine Tranquilum. 1159 01:33:34,949 --> 01:33:37,108 That attack was a good idea, wasn't it? 1160 01:33:37,158 --> 01:33:40,316 Yes, not bad. 1161 01:33:47,198 --> 01:33:48,982 Asterix is coming back. 1162 01:33:53,906 --> 01:33:55,856 When I lower my arm... 1163 01:34:02,281 --> 01:34:03,647 Well? 1164 01:34:03,822 --> 01:34:06,146 Don't know. A reflex. 1165 01:34:22,987 --> 01:34:24,645 How did it go? 1166 01:34:24,820 --> 01:34:27,062 - Cleopatra got the message. - Great. 1167 01:34:27,112 --> 01:34:29,686 The magic potion took this long to wear off? 1168 01:34:29,736 --> 01:34:31,811 Well, it's like this... 1169 01:34:33,111 --> 01:34:37,728 You had a taste of the best magic potion there is. 1170 01:34:39,402 --> 01:34:41,977 Good. Come, my dog. 1171 01:34:44,652 --> 01:34:47,727 Idefix just came back and he succeeded. 1172 01:34:47,902 --> 01:34:49,893 I was sure he could do it. 1173 01:34:53,234 --> 01:34:55,142 There's a little pink... 1174 01:34:57,442 --> 01:34:59,642 Ave Caesar. 1175 01:34:59,817 --> 01:35:02,265 Somebody wishes to see Caesar. 1176 01:35:02,315 --> 01:35:04,890 - Who? - Someone. 1177 01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:08,390 I understand. 1178 01:35:13,024 --> 01:35:16,056 My queen, what a pleasant surprise. 1179 01:35:16,231 --> 01:35:19,473 Enough! I rushed over here... 1180 01:35:19,523 --> 01:35:23,223 ... without changing, when I heard about what's going on here. 1181 01:35:23,689 --> 01:35:25,055 What happened? 1182 01:35:25,938 --> 01:35:29,055 When you accept a bet you have to play fair. 1183 01:35:31,397 --> 01:35:34,013 - The Gauls may help me. - I never said... 1184 01:35:34,688 --> 01:35:36,013 If I may say something... 1185 01:35:36,188 --> 01:35:38,554 - Just one... - This is not conquered territory. 1186 01:35:42,354 --> 01:35:47,137 I demand the Romans leave the construction alone... 1187 01:35:47,187 --> 01:35:49,845 ...and repair all damages. 1188 01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:53,095 - But... - Silence! Immediately! 1189 01:36:02,852 --> 01:36:05,703 So what do we do now? 1190 01:36:05,727 --> 01:36:09,427 What she said. We leave and repair the damages. 1191 01:36:09,477 --> 01:36:11,884 Of course, naturally. 1192 01:36:12,601 --> 01:36:15,759 I wouldn't want her to sniff her nose at me. 1193 01:36:16,643 --> 01:36:18,968 No matter how lovely it is. 1194 01:36:26,267 --> 01:36:29,133 The Romans are leaving. 1195 01:36:31,058 --> 01:36:34,216 - That's good news. - They're leaving already? 1196 01:36:34,266 --> 01:36:39,299 Incredible that each of those Romans leaves his footprint in the sand... 1197 01:36:41,141 --> 01:36:43,341 Excuse me, I couldn't help myself. 1198 01:36:43,391 --> 01:36:45,381 That's alright. 1199 01:36:45,973 --> 01:36:50,548 For the first time Romans and Egyptians were working together... 1200 01:36:50,598 --> 01:36:54,631 ...on the construction of the palace. And just in time... 1201 01:36:54,681 --> 01:36:56,631 ...when the last grain of sand fell... 1202 01:37:34,511 --> 01:37:36,586 What are you going to do now, Noumerobis? 1203 01:37:36,636 --> 01:37:40,627 I still have to finish my work for Malococsis... 1204 01:37:40,677 --> 01:37:43,251 You don't have to worry about the crocodiles any longer. 1205 01:37:43,301 --> 01:37:44,876 That's why it could take a bit longer. 1206 01:37:44,926 --> 01:37:48,251 Not too long. Can't become a habit in this line of business. 1207 01:37:59,675 --> 01:38:02,625 Caesar admitted his defeat... 1208 01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:05,459 I bow to the most beautiful queen of all... 1209 01:38:05,633 --> 01:38:09,624 ...and to the Egyptian people that after the Ro... 1210 01:38:12,174 --> 01:38:16,541 And I bow to the Egyptians who are the greatest people of all. 1211 01:38:21,215 --> 01:38:23,915 Cleopatra kept her promise to Noumerobis. 1212 01:38:24,090 --> 01:38:25,998 Let him be covered with gold! 1213 01:38:26,173 --> 01:38:29,289 That was the deal. Cover me with gold. 1214 01:38:31,797 --> 01:38:33,497 The queen gave Panoramix... 1215 01:38:33,672 --> 01:38:37,788 ...valuable manuscripts from her library in Alexandria. 1216 01:38:37,963 --> 01:38:40,120 Your nose... 1217 01:38:40,545 --> 01:38:44,162 Your Majesty is too good, by Belenos... 1218 01:38:52,503 --> 01:38:55,953 Otis also gave the palace a modern touch. 1219 01:38:56,003 --> 01:38:57,369 What's this little chamber for? 1220 01:39:08,335 --> 01:39:10,285 It's Otis' invention. 1221 01:39:12,502 --> 01:39:14,784 It's the "no-effort". 1222 01:39:14,834 --> 01:39:17,451 We chose that name when we noticed... 1223 01:39:17,501 --> 01:39:20,659 ...that people can go up and down with no effort. 1224 01:39:20,834 --> 01:39:22,701 Speak for yourself. 1225 01:39:33,500 --> 01:39:36,950 Oh it tickles when it stops. 1226 01:39:42,624 --> 01:39:45,032 By Jupiter. 1227 01:39:45,165 --> 01:39:48,574 I want to explore every room of this miracle with you. 1228 01:39:48,624 --> 01:39:50,656 The palace is huge, Caesar. 1229 01:39:50,706 --> 01:39:53,489 It consists of 162 rooms. 1230 01:39:53,873 --> 01:39:57,323 It could take a while. 1231 01:39:58,831 --> 01:40:01,572 What do you think Cleopatra and Sesam are doing? 1232 01:40:01,622 --> 01:40:04,572 - Caesar. - Cae-sar. 1233 01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:06,988 Nothing unpleasant. 1234 01:40:44,327 --> 01:40:46,901 As an exception to the rule... 1235 01:40:47,076 --> 01:40:50,734 ...the banquet, that concludes all of Asterix's adventures... 1236 01:40:50,909 --> 01:40:54,026 ...didn't take place in Gaul but in Egypt. 1237 01:40:59,992 --> 01:41:01,525 Those big shrimps are nice. 1238 01:41:01,575 --> 01:41:03,942 - Homarus. - Obelix. 1239 01:41:06,242 --> 01:41:08,983 And the guy says: "That's the pha-ra-O." 1240 01:41:12,491 --> 01:41:15,107 Because his name is O. 1241 01:41:18,824 --> 01:41:23,231 His name is O and comes from Phara. 1242 01:41:23,281 --> 01:41:27,315 It's O from Phara. 1243 01:41:28,448 --> 01:41:30,398 The guy's name is O. 1244 01:41:30,448 --> 01:41:33,439 He says he's from Phara. 1245 01:41:33,614 --> 01:41:37,147 from Phara. Like the pharaoh. 1246 01:41:37,197 --> 01:41:39,272 The boss... our boss. 1247 01:41:44,863 --> 01:41:46,479 You have a lovely moustache. 1248 01:41:46,529 --> 01:41:48,729 - Is it real? - Yes. 1249 01:41:48,779 --> 01:41:51,104 It's nothing. 1250 01:41:51,154 --> 01:41:54,188 You just let it grow. 1251 01:41:54,404 --> 01:41:56,395 Like your braids... 1252 01:41:56,737 --> 01:42:00,812 ...which are nicer then Obelix's. 1253 01:42:00,862 --> 01:42:04,353 Thanks. You know how to please a woman. 1254 01:42:04,403 --> 01:42:07,852 That's a local custom. 1255 01:42:08,194 --> 01:42:10,019 In Gaul. 1256 01:42:54,772 --> 01:42:57,556 Good evening. Your name, please. 1257 01:42:57,731 --> 01:42:59,264 What for? 1258 01:42:59,314 --> 01:43:02,165 It's a private party. I've got a list. 1259 01:43:02,189 --> 01:43:03,805 I'm Julius Caesar. 1260 01:43:06,271 --> 01:43:08,805 Sorry, impossible. 1261 01:43:09,980 --> 01:43:12,831 There must be a problem, because... 1262 01:43:12,855 --> 01:43:15,220 Excuse me. Make some room. 1263 01:43:17,562 --> 01:43:19,762 - A warm evening? - Are you alone? 1264 01:43:19,812 --> 01:43:23,595 We're with two, four, six, eight. It's crazy. 1265 01:43:23,645 --> 01:43:25,887 - Good evening. - There's a problem... 1266 01:43:25,937 --> 01:43:27,636 ...I have to be on that list. 1267 01:43:27,853 --> 01:43:31,594 - How do you spell your name? - C, A, E, S, A, R. Julius. 1268 01:43:32,769 --> 01:43:37,136 Cetaparis, Seinesaindenis, C+, but I can't find any... 1269 01:43:37,186 --> 01:43:39,927 - C+, that's me. - Are you C+? 1270 01:43:39,977 --> 01:43:42,093 Why didn't you say so? 1271 01:43:42,143 --> 01:43:44,135 - Nice harness. - Thanks. 1272 01:43:44,185 --> 01:43:47,510 - I'll see you inside. - Are you OK? Have a good time. 1273 01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:50,259 Can you look for Julius? 1274 01:43:50,434 --> 01:43:53,134 - J, U, L, I, U, S. - Sir, I'm not... 1275 01:43:53,184 --> 01:43:54,759 I work here. 1276 01:43:54,809 --> 01:43:58,426 I don't know, but I know... There's one of my amphorae inside. 1277 01:43:58,601 --> 01:44:00,217 - With a J? - U, L, I, U, S. 1278 01:44:00,809 --> 01:44:05,133 Yes, that's right. Julius Caesar. At the queen's table. 1279 01:44:08,391 --> 01:44:10,133 Good evening. 1280 01:45:00,095 --> 01:45:03,920 Is it in Alexandria or at Alexandria? 1281 01:45:03,970 --> 01:45:07,795 Because in the south of Gaul there's a city called Avignon. 1282 01:45:07,845 --> 01:45:11,710 There's a beautiful bridge. And people say "at Avignon". 1283 01:45:15,719 --> 01:45:17,502 Are you a courtesan? 1284 01:45:17,552 --> 01:45:20,460 Yes, and I used to do other things too. 1285 01:45:20,510 --> 01:45:22,668 I can talk without moving my lips. 1286 01:45:22,718 --> 01:45:25,001 It's funny, the way... 1287 01:45:25,051 --> 01:45:28,543 I have another one... here. 1288 01:45:31,218 --> 01:45:35,042 Every part of your face hides something beautiful. 1289 01:45:37,675 --> 01:45:40,250 A rose out of your ear... 1290 01:45:42,217 --> 01:45:44,957 A sphinx from your nose. 1291 01:46:03,755 --> 01:46:08,996 The guy says: "That's the pharaoh." 1292 01:46:09,838 --> 01:46:12,538 O is his name. 1293 01:46:12,588 --> 01:46:14,871 And he's from Phara. 1294 01:46:14,921 --> 01:46:19,620 That's where he comes from. Where he was born. 1295 01:46:19,670 --> 01:46:22,412 The pharaoh, because his name is O. 1296 01:47:52,954 --> 01:47:54,204 Help! 1297 01:47:54,229 --> 01:47:57,029 The end. 88933