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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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-[cheerful music]
-[birds chirping]
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I'm about to risk my life again,
Muriel.
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That's right, the Arbuckle house.
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That cat's been doing everything
he can this week to scare me.
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He wears costumes.
Monday, he was a zombie.
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Tuesday, he was a mummy.
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Today... today, I can't imagine
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what horrible, bone-chilling
creature he'll be dressed as.
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[ominous music]
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[teeth chattering]
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[ominous music]
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[moaning in terror]
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[door creaking]
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[gasping]
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Hi. I'll take that.
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[Muriel] Herman?
Herman, are you there?
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Herman, talk to me. Herman?
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Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill.
Bill. Bill. Oh!
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Here's an ad for a company
that can reduce your bills.
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Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill.
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In case you haven't figured it out
yet folks,
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Jon's nieces are visiting.
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[Drusilla and Minerva] Kitty cat!
Kitty cat!
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Kitty cat! Kitty cat!
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That would be them.
Drusilla and Minerva.
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Or is it Minerva and Drusilla?
I can't tell.
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[giggling] There he is!
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Now let's dress him up
for his senior prom.
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He needs to make an important
fashion statement.
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I have an important fashion
statement for you.
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No!
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-[Garfield panting]
-After him!
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We need to dress him up!
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Hurry, hurry!
Oh, don't let Garfield get away!
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Let's highlight his hair!
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-[Garfield gasping]
-We can make him blond!
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[thudding]
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There will be no running.
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There will be no dressing Garfield up
in cute frilly outfits.
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[gasping]
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[sighing in relief] I'm so glad
Jon is around.
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There will also be no watching TV.
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I wish Jon wasn't here.
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[Jon] I know you, Garfield.
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You're going to watch the monster
movie marathon that's on tonight.
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I have to!
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Twenty-four solid hours of ghouls,
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goblins and things
that go "eek" in the night!
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Oh, please!
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[in unison] We want to watch too!
We want to watch too!
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No.
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I'm not going to deal
with two little girls' nightmares.
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-[ominous music]
-[sighing sadly]
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-[Odie giggling]
-Two little girls and one little puppy.
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Odie wants to watch too.
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[Odie whining in agreement]
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[gasping] I've made up my mind.
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-No monster movies.
-[sighing sadly]
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Besides, it'll be scary enough
around here
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if we have that big thunderstorm
they're predicting.
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Now, go get ready for dinner.
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I'm always ready for dinner.
And lunch.
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And breakfast. And a 2:00 a.m. snack.
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And all the buffets, and...
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-[owl hooting]
-[thunder clapping]
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Good night, Uncle Jon.
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Good night, Minerva!
Good night, Drusilla!
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No, I'm Drusilla. She's Minerva.
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-[buzzer ringing]
-Whatever.
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[sighing in frustration]
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-[snoring]
-[Jon] Good night, guys!
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And remember: No monster movies.
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-No monster movies.
-[Odie yipping]
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[thunder clapping]
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[giggling]
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[Odie panting and barking]
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[movie host] Welcome to tonight's
24-hour marathon
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of the scariest movies ever made.
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[Odie whining]
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Shh. We have to keep the volume down
so Jon can't hear it upstairs.
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Whatever you do, no matter how much
the movie scares you,
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do not yell out in fear.
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[Jon clearing his throat]
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-[Odie yowling]
-[thunder clapping]
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[sighing sadly]
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[Jon] Perhaps you didn't understand
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the meaning of the phrase
"No monster movies."
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Roughly translated, it means
"No monster movies."
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Oh well,
if you explain it like that...
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I'm going to bed... again.
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-[ominous music]
-[groaning]
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[thunder clapping]
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-[phone ringing]
-What? Huh?
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[groaning] Who could that be
in the middle of the night?
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[sighing] Hello? Who is this?
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This is me, Eddie Gourmand.
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I think my car won't start,
but I can't try it and see
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because I locked my keys in my car.
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Are you listening to me, Arbuckle?
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[moaning] Uh-huh.
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I'm out here on North Branch Road
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near the intersection
with Miller's Turnpike
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and it's raining and it's very wet.
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I think my shorts
are shrinking up on me.
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Uh-huh.
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I need you to come out here
and help me, Arbuckle.
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Right this minute!
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-Have you considered--
-[Eddie Gourmand] Don't ask me
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if I've considered calling a garage
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because there are none around here
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and my wallet is in my car
which I can't get into
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because it's locked.
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-Uh-huh.
-And besides,
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the battery on my cell phone is dying
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and we could be cut off
at any minute.
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[moaning]
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[screaming]
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[groaning]
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[suspenseful music]
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I'll be back as soon as I help Eddie.
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The twins are sound asleep,
but if they wake up,
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keep an eye on them.
And remember...
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[in unison] No monster movies!
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I know the drill.
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He's probably turning the monster
movies on right now.
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[engine revving]
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[intriguing music]
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[movie host] In a moment,
we return to our film,
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The Creature That Ate Everything!
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The first time I heard of this movie,
I thought it was about me.
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-[Odie laughing]
-Huh?
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[wind howling]
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-[woman] Brett! The electricity's out!
-[Garfield gasping]
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But they're telling me
the monster with the tentacles
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is nowhere around here.
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It's in the basement.
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That's what they always tell you,
Lola,
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when the monster
with the tentacles is nearby.
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-It's in the basement!
-[Odie whining]
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[woman] Yes,
but where could it be hiding?
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-[gasping] It's in the basement!
-[the twins] It's in the basement!
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-[Odie whining]
-[twins' teeth chattering]
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Move over, Odie.
Make room for the ladies.
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[thunder clapping]
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[ominous music]
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Are you comfy, Drusilla?
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-No, I'm Minerva. You're Drusilla.
-I think.
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[man] Lola!
The creature's coming closer.
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-And closer.
-[Odie whining]
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-And closer and closer.
-[twins gasping]
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-And closer and closer. And closer.
-[twins gasping]
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[thunder clapping]
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[screaming]
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-Get off me.
-It's just lightning and thunder.
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That's right.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
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[in unison] Unless the creature
with the tentacles is nearby!
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Oh, Brett! There must be some way
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to destroy the creature!
-[Odie's teeth chattering]
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-[man] There is.
-[woman] Then tell me!
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Tell me, Brett!
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Tell us too, Brett!
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-[rain pouring down]
-[ominous music]
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[sighing]
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[thudding]
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[crashing]
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[man] The only way
to destroy the creature
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is to take a piece of liverwurst
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and--
-[screaming]
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What do we do with the liverwurst?
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The lights all went out, Minerva.
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-Or am I Minerva?
-I can't tell with the lights out.
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Okay, I see. You're Minerva.
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-[Odie muttering]
-Huh?
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And we never find out what to do
with the liverwurst.
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Let's find some flashlights.
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We'd better hurry.
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The creature with the tentacles
could be nearby.
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[Odie whining]
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-And we're all out of liverwurst.
-[screaming]
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Imagine that!
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I had the keys
in my pocket all along,
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and my car starts right up.
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[laughing] I guess the joke's on me.
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[laughing weakly] On you, yes.
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[tires screeching] Bye, Arbuckle!
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Goodbye, Eddie.
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[groaning]
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I hope my pets
and twins are all right.
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And I hope they aren't up
watching monster movies...
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[ominous music]
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Drusilla, do you think the creature
with the tentacles
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is in this house?
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You saw in the movie.
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Just before it went into that home,
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all the electricity in the house
went out...
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-[both] Just like it did here!
-[Odie yowling]
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Oh, where's Garfield?
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Where else would he be?
He's in the kitchen.
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[Odie screaming]
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[screaming and yelping]
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I can't open the refrigerator to get
something to eat while the power's off
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or I'll let out the cold air that is
in there and the food will spoil.
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[Odie whining]
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I can't microwave anything
because the microwave won't work.
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[Odie whining]
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I can't open a can of anything
because the can opener is electric.
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[Odie whining]
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[gasping] We're going to starve!
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[sobbing] We're going to starve,
I tell you.
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[sighing] What a time to forget
my house key.
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And the doorbell's not working.
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[pounding at door]
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[screaming]
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-Who's that?
-Maybe it's Uncle Jon.
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Uncle Jon has a key.
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It must be...
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[both] The creature with the tentacles!
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[sobbing] We're going to starve!
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[sobbing] Oh, wait.
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There's cookies!
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Never mind.
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[screaming] The creature
with the tentacles!
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-He's at the front door!
-[Odie gasping]
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-[Odie whining]
-Don't panic!
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We need the wagon
from down in the basement!
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And leave the basement door open!
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Oh, I forgot about the spare key
I keep under the welcome mat.
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[suspenseful music]
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
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[door creaking open]
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The creature's coming in the door.
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Everyone! I'm baaaaa--
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-[screaming]
-Uncle Jon!
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[screaming]
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-[yowling in pain]
-[crashing]
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It's not the creature
with the tentacles.
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[Drusilla] It's Uncle Jon.
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Odie, I think this would be
a very good time to go to bed.
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In another country.
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[Jon] Garfield!
When I get my hands on you!
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[twins] Good night, Uncle Jon.
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[Garfield] Good night, Uncle Jon.
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[Odie whining]
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[sighing] Monster with the tentacles.
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[voice] Hello?
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[creature] Marge?
I'm going to skip this house.
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I saw what two little girls, a dog
and a cat did to the owner.
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I'll be home before dawn.
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Oh, and make sure
there's no liverwurst around.
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-Bye-bye!
-[ominous music]
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[upbeat music]
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