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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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-[soft music]
-[yawning]
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Time to turn in for the night, guys.
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[coughing]
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You want to sleep down here tonight,
Garfield?
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[yawning] Some nights, you just want
to be closer to the kitchen.
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You want to sleep up in my room, Odie?
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[barking happily]
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Okay. Sweet dreams, Garfield.
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[sighing]
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[snoring]
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[intriguing music]
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Take a peek, Norvell. See if it's safe.
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Yeah, yeah...
Hey, why don't you take a peek?
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Will you just look?
The show starts any minute now.
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[suspenseful music]
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[snoring]
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[Norvell] All clear.
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Hey, Artie,
can he hear anything with those on?
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Let's see. Garfield, wake up.
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[snoring]
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Okay, here comes the big test.
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-Garfield! Wake up!
-[drums]
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[snoring]
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[trumpet]
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We're good. Let's watch TV.
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What channel is it?
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Ninety-nine and a half.
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It's a channel that's on every TV
but humans don't know about it.
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Now for our final round.
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Remember, if you can name that cheese,
you can eat that cheese.
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Are you ready?
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-Oh yes!
-Ready, Bob!
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Then... name that cheese!
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[voices overlapping]
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What's the big deal?
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It's Norwegian organic yellow brick made
with milk from a cow named Bessie.
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[voices overlapping]
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I'm sorry. The correct answer
is Norwegian organic yellow brick made
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with milk from a cow named Bessie.
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You were right, Artie.
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Hey, I know cheese.
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Well, since no one got it, we'll add
that cheese to next week's cheese jackpot
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which will be worth
27 000 milligrams of cholesterol.
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[audience cheering]
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Stay tuned for The Rat Report coming
up next here on the All-Rodent Channel.
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For now, bye-bye from Name That Cheese!
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Okay. The show we have
to see is starting now.
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[female announcer]
You're watching the all-rodent channel,
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the only channel for mice, hamsters,
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guinea pigs, rats, squirrels, moles,
beavers, chipmunks and porcupines.
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Now! Tonight on The Rat Report,
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"The Truth About Cats."
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What should you as a rodent know
about them?
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Pay attention, Norvell.
This could save our lives.
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Cats. They're a fact of life
and we as mice have to deal with them.
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To get the lowdown,
the All-Rodent Channel sent a gerbil
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with a hidden camera
to this house...
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to find out about this cat...
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Hey, isn't that Garfield?
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[rat] Here are seven things
every rodent must know
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about a cat like this one...
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Number one. Cats like to sleep
all day and all night.
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[snoring]
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Yeah, that's him.
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[rat] Number two.
Cats love to claw everything in sight.
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Number three. Cats love to eat.
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-Right again.
-Yes.
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[rat] Number four.
Cats can be mean to dogs.
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[Odie whimpering]
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Let's watch that one again
in slow motion.
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[laughing]
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Number five.
Cats can be mean to other cats.
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Here you are, Garfield.
Happy birthday.
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Oh, this is just what I wanted.
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[humming]
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|intriguing music]
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Hi. I'd like to regift this
to someone in Abu Dhabi, please.
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Why am I wasting my time?
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At Garfield's house, they never
throw away anything that's edible.
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Number six. Cats can be mean to anyone.
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I'm about to deliver the mail
to the house with that cat, Muriel.
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Just in case I don't return,
I want you to know I've always loved you.
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[suspenseful music]
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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Oh, it's you, Garfield.
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That's an awful thing you did to me.
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I oughta do something awful to you,
sometime.
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See how you like it!
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I'm not worried.
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What awful thing could you possibly
do to me?
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Heya, Garfield!
[laughing]
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I'll hand it to the man,
this is pretty awful.
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But the main thing
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every rodent must know
about cats is this.
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Cats... eat... mice.
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[teeth chattering]
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That's so important,
I'm going to repeat it...
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Cats... eat... mice.
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Well, some of us sure try.
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Garfield wouldn't eat a mouse. Would he?
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I'm not sure. They say it on television.
They must know...
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[rat] Our camera-gerbil was unable
to get any shots
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of this particular cat eating a mouse...
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but we did film him eating
everything else.
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Except raisins, of course.
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But it's a fact. Cats eat mice.
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There's a name for mice who think
they know a cat that won't devour them.
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You know what we call those mice?
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[teeth chattering]
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We call them "lunch."
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[female announcer] No cats were harmed
in the making of this program.
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Unfortunately.
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We'd better get out of this house.
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Sooner or later, Garfield will eat us.
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You sure, Artie?
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Yeah. I'm sure.
He's a cat, isn't he?
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Hey, change the station on the TV
so Mr. Arbuckle doesn't find out
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about the All-Rodents Channel.
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Oh, right.
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Hello, people!
It's five o'clock in the morning!
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Time for me to tell you
all about radishes!
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We love radishes!
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Careful. Don't wake him up.
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We don't have to worry about that.
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[intriguing music]
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There's nothing in this world, nothing,
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that could wake that cat up.
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[evil laugh]
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But you know what goes real well
with radishes? Lasagna.
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If you're serving radishes
and you want your guests to cheer,
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just serve them with a side of lasagna.
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Did somebody mention lasagna?
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Hey, Artie, you really think Garfield
would have tried to devour us?
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He's tried to eat everything else
in that house.
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Sooner or later,
we would have been dinner.
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[ominous music]
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How about breakfast instead?
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[suspenseful music]
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Hey, breakfast! Come back here!
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[screaming]
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[evil laugh]
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[suspenseful music continues]
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You're not getting...
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away!
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[grunting]
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One more thing about radishes.
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Don't you just love the sound they make
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when you crunch them?
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No. And get back to what
you were saying about lasagna.
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[screaming]
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Isn't it a little early in the morning
for... anything?
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[intriguing music]
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Artie! We can go back into the house!
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And what if we go back in there
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and Garfield suddenly gets
the morning mouse munchies?
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No!
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Now, as I was saying... I think I'll
start my day with a little mouse omelet.
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You'd be great with some home fries
on the side and maybe an English muffin.
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Hi, Harry! Whatcha got there?
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Oh, looks like the makings
of a mouse omelet.
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That'll be delicious...
especially with vermin sauce.
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Mmmm.
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Vermin sauce?
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A mouse omelet is nothing
without vermin sauce.
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-You have some, of course.
-No.
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Too bad.
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Hey, I think Jon threw half
a bottle out last night.
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It's probably still there
in the trash can.
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Hey, thanks. I'll get it and...
Do me a favor, Garfield.
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Hold these while I fish out the bottle.
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Glad to be of service.
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[cackling]
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[intriguing music]
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I don't see it.
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It's probably down near the bottom.
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Is this it? No, that's a shoe.
Maybe it's down here...
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Hey! What's going on here? Help!
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Garfield! You double-crossed me!
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Now you're gonna eat my mice, Garfield!
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Garfield...
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are you... Are you really...
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Going to...
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eat us?
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Eat mice? Ick.
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Why would I want to dine on mice
when there are donuts in this world?
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Which reminds me.
I'll let you two share my breakfast.
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Just as long as you promise
to eat like mice.
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[laughing]
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We're sorry we thought that about you,
Garfield.
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Yeah. We'll never believe anything
we hear on TV again.
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Oh, there are a lot of things
on television that aren't true...
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but there's an awful lot that is true.
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The thing is don't believe it's true
just because it's on television.
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Stay tuned for The Garfield Show,
200
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the funniest and most wonderful
program ever!
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Except for that. That's absolutely true.
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I hope they show the one where the two
mice get up in the middle of the night
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and watch TV.
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[chuckling]
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[soft music]
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[intriguing music]
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Garfield!
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[upbeat music]
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