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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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Nermal's directing a western movie.
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Jon's the sheriff and Garfield and Odie
are his deputies...
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but maybe not for long.
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The evil Doc Whipple's out to get them
fired and install his men in their place.
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It's all part of his plot
to get his hands on some gold.
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And not just some gold
but a whole canyon of the stuff.
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I can't wait
to see how he's gonna do that.
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[western music]
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[Nermal] Sorry, folks.
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There's no room
for any of you in this film.
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[groaning]
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Everybody wants to be in the movies.
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How do you think
the picture's going, Squeak?
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I dunno. It kinda needs something.
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Yeah, you're right. It needs something
exciting and today. Something loud.
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[ninjas grunting]
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[Japanese music]
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[grunting continues]
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Not that loud.
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[zombie groaning]
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Uh, what are you doing?
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Learning my lines. I could do it
with an accent if you like.
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-[groaning]
-That's great, kid.
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-Let's do the next scene.
-Places, everybody!
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[chattering]
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Can you believe it? Mrs. Cauldron got
an Emmy Award but not me.
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You really deserve one, Garfield.
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People, people!
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We need you on the set!
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[grumbling]
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[western music]
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Can we do the scene where we explain
about Glitter Gulch, please?
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You're the director.
All right, quiet on the set.
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This is scene 24, Doc Whipple's office.
Action!
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Go out and start a campaign
to fire the sheriff.
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I have to get that map so I can get
all the gold in Glitter Gulch.
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[all] Glitter Gulch!
[gasping]
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[western music]
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So just what is Glitter Gulch?
People like
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to tell the story
of a canyon someone found.
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As they tell it, there was gold there
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on the ground and all around.
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Only one man found the canyon
and he didn't plan to share.
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He would grab up every nugget everywhere
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with more to spare.
-[roaring]
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Something made him run in terror.
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Something made his blood run cold.
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So he came back empty-handed.
Never told about the gold.
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Only told the current sheriff,
and he gave his map away.
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And the sheriff locked that map up
'till this day or so they say.
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'Till this day or so they say.
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[Mayor] The combination is 25, 13,
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25.
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I can remember that.
What do we keep in the safe?
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Records and files, mostly.
Unimportant things
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except for this map.
It's a map to Glitter Gulch.
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Glitter Gulch?
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The place with all the gold lying around?
I didn't think it really existed.
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Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't.
But the mayor before me said
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this map must never fall
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into the hands of anyone
who'd try to go there.
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And he said that because
the mayor before him said that.
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-And the mayor before him and the may--
- I get it.
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Sounds like that map is trouble.
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Someday, there might be a use for it.
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But right now,
don't let any greedy sidewinder get it.
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[gasping] Hmm?
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[soft music]
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[western music]
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Keep an eye on the office, deputies.
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I'm going out to search for the members
of the Mustache Mob.
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I have a detailed description
of them here...
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"They have mustaches."
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I never would have guessed.
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Hey, everybody! We need a new sheriff!
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And two new deputies!
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Huh?
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Nope. No mustache.
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[laughing] Folks,
we really need a new sheriff.
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That sheriff has been there too long.
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He's only been sheriff for 20 minutes.
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Oh. That sheriff doesn't have enough
experience on the job.
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Why the sheriff's doing nothing!
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That ornery Mustache Mob
done robbed the First National Bank!
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They robbed the Second National Bank!
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They robbed the Third National Bank!
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Wait a minute.
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They haven't robbed
the Third National Bank.
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Oh, wait. That's tomorrow.
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They're good. But I'd better hire
a couple more bodies to help me out.
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We left in such a hurry I didn't have
time to enjoy the lunch you brought me.
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I hope you do. And you can have
some too, Deputy Odie.
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[barking]
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What have we got? I hope it's something
that starts with "L," ends in "gna"
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and has "asan" in the middle.
-Nope, no lasagna.
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-[Odie whining]
-[Garfield groaning]
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But I brought
lots of wonderful things instead!
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Tofu! Spinach salad with yogurt dressing!
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Veggie Burgers
with imitation cheese substitute!
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Alfalfa sprouts! Rice cakes!
And for dessert...
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-[growling]
-More rice cakes!
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[Odie whining]
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I thought you said
you were bringing food.
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This is food.
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Good, healthy food.
And after we're married...
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-Married?
-This is the kind of meal I'll cook you--
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-This?
-Three times a day.
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Three?
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If that's lunch,
I'm glad I'm not sheriff anymore.
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Please. I'm trying to direct.
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[groaning]
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[sighing] I don't have much of a part
in this film.
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Tell me about it. At least you didn't
get fired in scene three.
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I should have become a zombie.
They work all the time.
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[groaning]
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-If you eat like that, you'll lose this.
-Huh?
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And you'll weigh a lot less.
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Yes. But then
there'd be less of me to love.
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Okay, I'm going.
You will eat that lunch, right?
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Of course.
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[giggling]
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[Arlene] I'll be back this evening
with dinner!
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An imitation prime rib
made completely out of soybean curd.
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[sighing] I can't wait.
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[western music]
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[gobbling]
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Be careful.
Some of that's getting in your mouth.
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Come on. We're going to go
eat some real food.
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[rat] Here in this town,
it was hardly a secret
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where you could get
the best food anywhere.
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For a good pizza
and good entertainment...
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Things now and then
could get rowdy at Vito's.
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Sometimes a fight
would erupt in a bang.
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He made a rule when you walk
through the doors there,
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you have to check
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all your lemon meringue.
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-[growling]
-Hey! That last slice is mine.
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It is not. It's mine!
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There were eight slices
and you've had your four.
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There's nothing lower
than a guy who steals
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another guy's slice of pepperoni pizza
with extra cheese.
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Oh, yeah? Go for it!
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[all gasping]
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[ominous music]
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Stop, stop! There'll be none of this
in Vito's place of business!
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Out, out! And never darken
my swinging doors again!
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I hope that's not how
they always serve dessert here.
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[western music on the piano]
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[zombie groaning]
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Greetings. Welcome to Vito's.
Do you have any pies on you?
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If I did, I'd have eaten them by now.
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[laughing]
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That deputy has a reputation
for loving Italian food.
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I knew he'd be here soon.
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You know what to do.
And in case you don't,
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I've hired someone else.
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He'll be along any second now.
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Leave it to me, Doc. I'll take care
of him right after I perform.
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-Ah.
-Oh!
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Well, we ain't having much luck
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blackening the name
of the sheriff and his deputies.
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Keep at it. We must get them fired.
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[ominous music]
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[Jon humming happily]
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Nope. No mustache here.
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[laughing]
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I'll have an order of everything
with everything on it.
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Oh, and a side of everything.
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-[barking]
-And the same for him.
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[barking]
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I will prepare your meal right after
I introduce the entertainment.
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People, people! Welcome to Vito's.
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I am proud to introduce
our star attraction...
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the song stylings of Miss Kitty Litter!
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[cheering and applause]
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[cheering continues]
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-[western music]
-Hey!
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♪ If you're feeling all fatigued
Let us get you all intrigued ♪
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♪ You won't feel down and drained
Once you have been entertained ♪
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♪ All we ask for is a chance
Let us sing and let us dance ♪
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♪ Pick a seat in any row
Sit right down and watch the show ♪
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[cheering]
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Hey!
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♪ To forget about your aches
Here's what we advise ♪
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♪ Try the pizza Vito makes
While we vocalize ♪
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♪ A spotlight, a curtain
And not a single mime ♪
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♪ We will all make certain
You have a happy time ♪
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[cheering]
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♪ Now people say our dancing's great
So light on our paws ♪
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♪ If you like it demonstrate
With some cheap applause ♪
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♪ We're so glad to see you
That we are all aglow ♪
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♪ We will guarantee you
That you enjoy the show ♪
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[cheering]
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[groaning]
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[western music]
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[applause]
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[cheering and whistling]
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-[blowing a kiss]
-[Garfield giggling]
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[soft western music]
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-Oh!
-Hey.
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[Odie panting]
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-[applause]
-Oh!
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Well, hello there.
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Mind if I sit?
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I believe you just did.
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I'm Deputy Garfield
and this is Deputy Odie.
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[Odie muttering]
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I know who you both are.
I hope you like what I do.
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You sure sing purty, Miss Kitty Litter.
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Say,
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is our food ready?
-[door slamming open]
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[gasping]
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[growling]
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That's Big Bad Bruno,
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the meanest cat for miles around.
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-You watch yourself, Deputy.
-[Garfield sighing]
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Welcome to Vito's, signore.
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We request that if you have any pies
on you, you leave them here at the door.
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-[growling]
-Please?
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[intriguing music]
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[growling]
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[heavy footsteps]
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[teeth chattering]
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[heavy footsteps]
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-[gasping]
-[screaming]
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[heavy footsteps]
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I'm looking for the new deputy.
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-[Garfield moaning]
-[Odie whining]
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I'm looking for you, cat.
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I hear tell you're the fastest eater
in the west.
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Well, you know how people exaggerate,
say silly things and--
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I'm faster.
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I beg your pardon?
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I'm faster and I'm here to prove it.
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I'm challenging you to a showdown.
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Lasagna at ten paces.
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[giggling]
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-[all gasping]
-I can't believe it.
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[growling]
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[growling]
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[worried moaning]
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[teeth chattering]
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[ominous western music]
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[growling]
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You're on, Bruno. Get ready to put
your lunch where your mouth is.
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[gasping]
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[upbeat music]
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