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♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪

♪ My true love gave to me ♪

♪ A partridge in broom tree ♪

♪ On the second day of Christmas ♪

♪ My true love gave to me ♪

♪ Brand new movies and a fuck ♪

I wish.

♪ On the third day of Christmas

♪ My true love gave to me ♪

♪ Football tickets,
but I don't even like football ♪

♪ I'd rather be at a spa ♪

♪ On the fourth day of Christmas ♪

♪ Your daddy gave to me ♪

♪ A second STD ♪

♪ Christmas freakin' sucks ♪

♪ It's stupid ♪

♪ The only thing that rocks ♪

♪ Is getting screwed by a mall Santa ♪

Wooh!

Yeah, you know
what I am talkin' about, girls.

Get all mall Santa up in your business.

Merry Christmas, bitches!

Come on.

Hey, honey, just landed here
in New Mexico.

Are you gonna stop by and see your family?

Very funny.

I'm just here to close the deal
for us to buy the ski resort.

Great.

If you can get it closed before Christmas,

my dad said there's a raise in the future.

Well, don't worry.

The owner is a family friend.
It'll be easy.

Oh, Julie's calling.
Let's talk later, okay?

Love you.

Love you, too, babe.

Oh my God!

Where have you been?

Long story,

but I had to fly back home to New Mexico.

Okay, but did you see it?

See what?

So you haven't?

What are you talking about?

Karaoke! From the other night?

Videos of it have gone viral.

What? No. N--

I'm afraid so.

Shit. Julie, I gotta go.

I cannot believe it. Oh my God!

Okay, it's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, right?

It's gonna be okay.

Yeah...

Boys, thank you.

Lookin' good, boys.

Go on, hop up there, buddy.
All right.

Throw it on over, Wyatt.

Hey! Nice.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, are you serious?

Are you kidding me?

Oh my God! Why is this my life?

Oh my God, why?

You got a good tree, dude. Good.

Okay.

Okay, keep it together.

Not right now.

Beautiful! What a guy.

All right, Marcy.

Good doing business with you.

You too, buddy.

- All right. Well, see ya.
- All right, thank you.

Yeah. Thank you, guys.

Okay. It's okay.
Phew, I'm just gonna--

I'm just gonna leave it
until later, because--

Oh my God!
Ugh, are you kidding me?

Uh-- uh, oh, come on!

- Excuse me.
- Yes.

You okay?

Does it look like it?

Well, not really.

Um, you're here to buy a tree?

Nope.

Well, you're not dressed to ski
lookin' like that.

No, I am here to see the owner.

Got it.

Uh, just to let you know,
we do have a ski shop

that sells women's boots in your size

if you need a new pair.

- Okay, thank you.
- Okay, all right. Oh, Je--

Oh! Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Um, my shoe is stuck.

- Got it.
- In the mud.

- Good. Get that for you.
- Oh, yeah.

- All right.
- Oh God.

Here is your shoe.

Yep.

Sorry about that, lady.

Thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

Right.

Do you uh, do you know where the owner is?

Oh, he's up at the top,
cuttin' down a tree

for next weekend's
Christmas Classic.

Of course he is.

And when will he be back down?

Is he expecting you?

No, I'm just here

to discuss some private business with him.

Well, could be a while.

He likes to take his time up there, so...

Well, do you think
maybe someone could radio him

and tell him to come down?

Ugh, no.

No, unfortunately,
it's too secluded up there.

I'll tell you what,

I'd be happy to take you up on my ATV.

I'm headed up there anyway, so...

You want me to go
to the top of the mountain

in this on the back of your ATV?

Well, I think I did mention
that we do have a ski shop

that sells not only women's boots

but also seasonal
winter-appropriate attire.

Or I got an extra one of these.

No, not a chance in hell.

[WHIRRING)

What? What-- what are you do--
Where's the boss?

Hey, Randy Collins.

What?

Owner and operator of Ski Alto.

Are you serious?

Uh, yeah.

Well, where's Jack?

My dad?
He died a few years ago.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Wait, so you're Randy Randy.

Oh my God,
I didn't even recognize you.

You're so different.

Yeah, that's one way to put it.

I went to rehab for weight loss.

Started eating healthy.
I ski and hike every day.

So, there you go, Elizabeth.

And you know who I am, of course.

Yeah, of course I do.

By the way, love the new video.

Oh, you saw that, too.

I think everyone's seen it.

It's almost as funny as your first one.

What's it been, like six, seven years?

Ten. My sister's wedding.

Okay.
Well, the answer is still “no”.

Excuse me?

I'm not sellin'.

You know, this land has been
in my family for generations

My grandparents' idea
to put the slopes in,

so they cut down the trees themselves

with the help of the community,
including your family.

Speaking' of which,
have you seen yours yet?

We're not here to discuss my family.

Well, I think we are.

You know, if I sell

and you decide to make it private,

that means they can't ski here either.

Wealth comes in more forms
than just money, Elizabeth.

Have you seen the smiles
of these people's faces

flyin' down the mountain?

This place is perfect just the way it is.

Again, if I sell, all that's gonna change.

Well, change isn't necessarily
a bad thing, Randy.

It is if it means
keepin' the community out.

Okay, what if I can convince my boss

to make it semi-private,
and it's a win-win?

You could still run it

and all the community
could still ski here.

I mean, there's no downside.

Mm...

Randy, look, if you don't evolve,

my boss will just take it
to the next town,

which means the business
will all go there,

and eventually ski Alto will dry up.

So...

Right, well, okay, this boss of yours,

does he listen to you?

You can get him to agree to this?

Oh, absolutely.

I mean, I'm engaged to his son, so...

Right.

Well, might take me some time
to think about it.

Okay, well, how long do
you think it'll take,

‘cause I'd really love to let him know.

Might take a while.

I do all my best thinkin' up here.

So, excuse me.

- Randy!
- Yeah!

Wait, can-- can you at least
just take me down

before you do all that?

Sorry, I--
I gotta do this really quick,

But uh, you can either wait for me

or head on down through the trees

to the ski lift.

It'll take you down.

What-- really?

Oh my God! Is that you?

Sis! Is that really you?

Hey. What?

- Yeah. Hi.
- Oh my God!

- Oh.
- Mm!

Ow.

Damn, it's been long!

What are--
are you working here now?

What?

Your outfit.

Oh, no.
Oh, no, I've just borrowed it.

Uh, it's cold, so...
Hey, Bynn, wow!

Hi!

- Look at you!
- Hi.

You are so uh, sparkly.

Isn't it fantastic?

It's the unisex line Lynn
has been working on.

It works for men, too, right?

It's very masculine and powerful.

Okay.

So beautiful, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my God!

And look at you two, you've grown so much!

Yeah.

- And you, you're new.
- Yes.

- Hi.
- This is your Aunt Liz!

Okay.

So, did you come back

to watch me
win the Christmas Classic again

and celebrate our decade of love?

Oh yeah.

Ten years of equality
and 50/50 partnership

where we make all the decisions together.

I make all the decisions.

Of course, yeah, so great.

No, actually uh,
I came to surprise you.

- Yes!
- Surprise! Surprise!

- You're so cute!
- Yeah.

- Come here. Oh my God.
- Oh. Okay.

So, are you g-- Are you gonna
stay with mom and dad then?

I-- y-- I am. Yeah, I-- I am.

That's where I was on my way to right now.

We're having plans all week with them.

So we will see you a lot.

Great.

Yay!

Great. I can't wait.

Yes, you're here!

- Yeah.
- Ooh!

- Yeah.
- Love it.

I'm here. Bye!

Oh, okay.

Bye!

Are you kidding me right now?

Really? Really?

Today, right now, this has to happen?

Oh my God, I hate this place!

Oof! Need a lift?

No. I'll be fine.

Really?
You're gonna fix that tire.

I have fixed tires before.

No, no, no, I'm--
I'm sure you have.

I just meant you know, in that outfit.

Come on.

I'm headed out,
I'll give you a lift home.

So, how come you never left?

I did.

Really?

Yeah, I went to the New York
Institute of Technology,

four years of computer science.

You in Manhattan?

I'm sorry, I just--
I just can't see it.

Uh, well, it's true.

I worked several years for an IT company.

Then I got a job offer from this you know,

little tech company,

but before I could accept it uh,
my dad died.

So, that's why I came back to--
to run the mountain.

Right.

I'm-- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to laugh.

I-- I didn't realize.

That's all right.
I got thick skin.

I was fat for most of my life, remember?

Well, not anymore.

All right, so do you wanna go
to your sister's house

or your parents' house first?

What? What do you mean?

I'm just kiddin'.

Well, your sister and Bynn
moved in there last year.

Really?

Yep.

I'm putting my IT degree to full use

installing their light show.

Her design, of course.

Of course it is.

God bless her.
Crazy runs in the family.

Yeah.

Gettin' kind of worried, though.

I mean, if she wins

for the tenth straight year in a row,

definitely gonna have to sell this place

and get the heck out of here.

So you'll sell if she wins?

No, but you make a good case for the town.

You know, maybe you're right.

Maybe it's time for this place to evolve.

That's fantastic.

All right, hold on.

I'm not sayin' “yes” yet,
I'm still thinkin'.

And you know,
you'd have to sweeten the deal,

of course.

I mean, I'm sure
I can get you more money.

Yeah, that's a start.
Maybe one more thing.

Anything.

You have to beat your sister
in the Christmas Classic.

Well, that's not possible.

I mean, she's won every single year.

Well, you beat her
in the junior division once.

It-- that was a long, long time ago, okay?

I haven't skied in years!

It-- uh, uh, not since the accident.

Well, you know,

you've always been
a better skier than your sister.

I'm not. No, no way.

Oh, come on!
Your parents would love it.

No, I can't, okay? I can't.

I don't have time.
I have to leave.

All right, well,

Then enjoy telling your boss
and your fiancé

that my final answer is “no”.

They seem like the kind of guys
that love hearing that word.

So I'm sure that'll go over great.

Oh.

Oh, look at dear old daddy.

Love your dad. He's so cool.

Oh, he's-- here he comes.

Oh, look at dear old daddy.

He's the best.

Oh.

Hi. Hi.

Hey, Randy!
Merry Christmas, buddy!

How's it goin', Jimmy?
Good to see you, man.

Merry Christmas!

Oh my God!

Hi, daddy! Surprise!

Hey!

Come here! Oh, what do you--

Surprise?
What do you mean surprise?

This is the best surprise
I could ever hope for!

What are you doing?
You here for Christmas?

I-- yeah, I sure am.

Oh my God!
Your mama's gonna freak out.

Great.

I'll tell you what,

let's go inside, let me get your bags.

Oh, I uh, I don't have any bags.

Oh.

Because um, the airline lost them, so...

Ugh! Oh!

But I have a pair of shoes

that I'm just gonna grab real quick.

Okay. What about you, buddy?

Let's go get one of ‘em bourbons, huh?

Oh, thanks, Jimmy,
but I gotta get back to work.

Oh, come on, get an eggnog!

Come on.

Yeah,
Randy, just an eggnog, please.

I am sorry.

I know I already owe you one.
I'll owe you two.

I mean, I'm-- I'm in--

Uh, yeah, why not? Sure.

All right, come on in right here.

Watch your step.

Okay, buddy.

Wow! Here we're.

Yeah.

- Hoo!
- Hoo!

All right.

Look at this place.

Home sweet home.

Yeah, I think your mom's in the kitchen.

I'll go get her for you, okay?

Oh, no, that's okay, daddy.
I wanna surprise her.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

- Okay. She'll love it.
- I'll be right back.

Okay.

Oh, wow, Jimmy,

your granddaughters are quite the artists.

Oh boy.

Well, they're a bunch
of bloodthirsty psychos,

if you ask me.

Well...

I mean, it's all about positive

and uh, encouragement
these days, you know?

Yeah.

I mean, look at this, Randy.

Is this not a pretty picture of death?

I'd hate to stifle their creativity now,

wouldn't you?

Right.

I need a drink, brother.

Okay. Yikes.

Hi, mom.

Oh my goodness!

Are my eyes deceiving me?

- No.
- It's really you!

Yes.

And where is that handsome fiancé

I've been hearing so much about?

Oh, unfortunately,
he couldn't make it this time.

Oh, honey, did you blow it with him, too?

No, mom, we're still engaged.

Oh.

He just-- he's working.

Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm glad you're here!

Oh.

This is going
to be the best Christmas ever!

Oh. Yeah, it sure is.

Uh, Randy.

Yeah?

You may want to hurry up,
you're gonna need this, brother.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Yeah.

And uh, of course you know Betsy, right?

Yeah. Hey.

Yeah. Well, this is Akeem.

All right!
Nice to meet you, Akeem.

Very nice to meet you.

Randy, my favorite word.

Oops, okay.

Good to see you.

Akeem, this is the guy
I was telling you about.

The bum!

Excuse me?

- He the bum, right?
- Yeah, the ski bum.

What? People call me that?

Randy, this year's classic
needs an international division.

Akeem and I want to compete.

Oh, okay.

Um, well, why would you be
in the international division?

Because we got married last week

on our cruise to Saint Vincent.

It was love at first sight.
Dual citizenship.

Congratulations.

Is that who I think it is?

Oh, wow.

Mm, yes.

She's just here to surprise us.

She got married again?

Yes, again.

Oh God.

Speak of the devil! Aunt Besty!

I am so glad to see you. Oh.

Oh, uh, congratulations!

Mom told me the good news.

Like they say, sixth time's a charm.

Is that what they say? Okay.

Ooh. Now there's a ring.

So you-- you really were
on top of the barn,

just your boots on?

Butt naked.

But--

Where in the effing F is she?

Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas.

My favorite time of the year.

Have you all seen this video?

Helen!

Where is she? Mom!

Mom!

Great.

This is the safest place
to view the fireworks.

Okay, good to know.

Mom, come here!
You gotta see this.

Hey, girls, let's go turn on the news

and see if they say anything about Santa.

This is gonna be the best Christmas ever.

♪ Oh, bring us a figgy pudding ♪

♪ Oh, bring us a figgy pudding ♪

Sing with me.

♪ We won't go until we get some ♪

♪ We won't-- ♪

Okay, I'm afraid him go end up
on Dateline.

Gentlemen, we are expecting
plenty of snow...

♪ Getting screwed by a mall Santa ♪

Hey, I really like this.

No, stop, just listen.

We are in luck

because tonight we are expecting
to get six inches of snow.

And I bet you'd love six inches,

wouldn't you, Linda, huh?

♪ Brand new movies and a fuck ♪

I wish.

Why-- why are you showing them?

Quiet!
Here it comes, here it comes.

♪ Your daddy gave to me ♪

♪ A second STD ♪

Did you just say what I think you said?

It was a joke.
It was a silly joke.

Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes.

Oh, this thing, you see this thing?

My crazy sister Lynn Flynn made this crap.

Yeah, merry freakin' Christmas, sis.

Wooh!

Baby, who's feelin' the Christmas spirit?

Okay, hey, alright.

What do you have to say for yourself, huh?

That is the last time
I'm gonna send you

one of my handmade masterpieces.

Oh, yeah?

Well, money doesn't equate
to good taste, sis.

Mommy, what does it mean
to get screwed by a mall Santa?

Do you see what you've done?

Honey, uh, sometimes the elves are so busy

that mall Santa's have to screw
the bigger presents together

and then the real Santa picks them up

and delivers them
to all the good girls and boys.

Good save.

Good save.

Daddy, I hope a mall Santa screws my--

Me, too!

No! Bynn!

Bynn, Bynn, Bynn, Bynn, take ‘em out.

Out, now!

Let's go.

Get out.

Let's go.

Get out.
You have to leave, Bynn.

Mommy?

What?

Would six inches make you happy?

Really? Really?

Am I the only sane one here?

God! Oh!

I'm gonna win that Christmas Classic

‘cause somebody needs to take her down.

♪ Red flowers paintin' your backyard ♪

♪ Your long hours
when you're chasing God ♪

♪ How do you know ♪

♪ When to stop ♪

Hey.

Hey, hey, babe.

Hey, what's up?

Just havin' the boys over.
Wish you were here.

Have you closed the deal yet?

No, not yet.

Clock's a tickin', babe.

You know my dad wants to own the resort

by Christmas morning.

Yeah, I know, it's in seven days.

And he's gonna sell um,

but he just wants a bit more money.

Huh, for that dinky resort?
No chance.

And there's one other little wrinkle.

What's that?

I have to beat my sister

in these silly competitions we have here

called “The Christmas Classic.”

Who's that?

Okay, hey, it's already paid for.

Somebody get it.

Sorry, babe, I gotta run.

Okay, what-- uh--

Love you.

Hey, daddy.

Hey, babe.

So, uh, I guess my room
is no longer my room, huh?

Oh, no.

Your Aunt Betsy's just never at home,

and she didn't see any reason
to keep her apartment,

so I don't know,

we just let her throw her stuff in there.

What happened to all my clothes?

Mm, I don't know.
That's a good question.

Your mother either give ‘em away
or your sister bedazzled ‘em.

But the good news is

that Aunt Betsy's gonna
let you use some of her clothes.

That's a good news?

Oh yeah.

Aunt Betsy's clothes?

Yeah.

Great.

I don't know, sweetie.

All I know is
I'm just so thankful you're here

for Christmas.

Me, too.

Good night, sweetie.

Good night.

Yeah.

♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

Oh.

What is this?

Oh. Oh my God.

Oh, oh.

♪ Island Christmas ♪

Are these two--

Oh. Oh.

♪ Island ♪

♪ Island Christmas ♪

Good mornin'. Brought you this.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, what's the-- hey.

What in the hell are they doing?

Apparently it's their uh,
Nine Mornin' Festival.

We're on day three.

It's the way they celebrate
their lead up to Christmas

in Akeem's country,
Saint Vincent.

Well, do they know
that it's 5:00 in the morning?

I think it's tradition that they celebrate

between 5:00 and 7:00 a.m.
every morning,

before they go to work.

Does Aunt Betsy even have a job?

She goes on cruises.

Oh.

She's good at it.

I'm going back to bed, sweetie.

Oh.

You should, too.

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

No. No.

♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

Oh.

♪ Island Christmas, island ♪

♪ Feels like I just shed my skin ♪

♪ And let the cold air do me in ♪

♪ Oh, sunshine ♪

♪ Sunshine ♪

♪ Feels like I just get sad ♪

♪ Around the same time every year ♪

♪ Oh, my mind ♪

♪ My mind ♪

♪ Sunshine, come save me again ♪

♪ Oh, please ♪

Hey.

You know, I think I mentioned
that we do sell ski outfits

in the ski shop.

Very funny.

I'm just glad it still fits
and it's not bedazzled.

So the trainin' begins, huh?

Yep. Any pointers?

Oh, you want me to help you win,

so that I can sell the resort

that's been in my family for generation

to your billionaire boyfriend's family.

Uh, uh, fiancé,

So sorry. fiancé.

Yeah.

I don't see any problem with that.

Well, I would,

but I'm pretty busy with the Classic,

and you know, I already promised
your sister and Bynn

that I'd help them
with their light extravaganza.

So...

Of course. have fun.

All right.

Hey, Elizabeth!
No more viral videos, huh?

I'll try!

Since this
is your first time snowboarding,

you're gonna wanna take it slow.

Don't want you pullin' a Liz Bird.

What'd you say?

Oh, I told her not to pull a Liz Bird.

You know, don't do somethin' stupid

that causes a big accident.

Oh.

I thought everybody heard of that.

No.
I mean, it's not really a thing.

Definitely a thing. You ready?

I don't think so.

♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ Hey, yeah ♪

♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Sunlight, take me ♪

♪ Never let me be alone ♪

♪ You know ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

- Here?
- No.

- Here?
- No!

- What?
- No!

It's uh, keep--
You're not listening!

I'm saying, “Over there.”
Over there.

Around this one?

Really, Bynn? Uh, why?
You used to be so good at this!

What happened?

Why did I marry you?

I know why I married you.

‘Cause you're a flippin' genius

and this is gonna look flippin' fantastic.

Okay, keep going.

Yeah, to the r--
To the right more.

Right, on that limb.

Yeah. Yeah!

This?

Yes, there!

Ah, God, that is so much better!

It looks so much more symmetrical.

You have such a flair for design.

That is-- I love it. I love it.

How's it going over there?

Do you think you're almost done
with the electronics part?

I thought you said
you were an expert on this.

I'm w-- I'm workin' on it.

Can you work faster?

Why don't you stop
barking orders at everyone?

Uh, excuse me, I'm not barking.
I am directing.

Okay, you just need to
light a fire under their asses

or nothing gets done here.

Unbelievable.

Nothing ever changes with you, huh?

Once a bitch, always a bitch.

What?
You know what your problem is?

Oh, what?

You're jealous of me.

Why would I be jealous of you?

You are.

I've got the perfect husband,
perfect kids,

amazing clothing company
I created myself,

and guess what?

I'm about to win the Christmas Classic

for the tenth consecutive year.

Well, you're wrong about one thing.

What?

You're not gonna win your tenth.

At least not this year,
because I'm competing, too.

What makes you think you can beat me?

‘Cause she's got a great coach

What?

Why would you do that?

Well, because, Lynn, to be honest, I--

I'm sick of gettin' two Christmas cards

from you every year.

You know, one of you
and your beautiful family,

which I love,

and then another one of just you
and all your trophies.

I'm over it.

Sorry, buddy.
I love you, but I'm out.

Randy.

But, Randy, you have to finish your job.

00 a.m. sharp.
Tomorrow morning.

You got it, coach.

Really? You're just gonna bail?

Be nicer next time.

I need you, Randy!

Randy.

Randy!

Bynn, we have to work hard.

Randy, come back!

We have to work hard.
Bynn, Bynn, Bynn.

- Randy!
- Let's get up the ladder.

Let's go, Bynn. Let's go.

♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

♪ Island Christmas ♪

Good morning.

Hey, thank you.

All right.

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

Well, I guess if you can't be
in the Caribbean,

bring the Caribbean to you, right?

I guess.

Morning!

Oh, wow! It's not even 8:00 a.m.

Thought I told you 9:00.

Don't remind me.

any chance I could
get some practice rounds in?

Uh, not yet.

No, there's more to this competition

than just skiing.

Oh.

Here. Follow me.

Okay, wait here.
I'll be right back.

Okay.

All dynasties must come
to an end sooner or later.

There you go.

What the heck is this?

For the light show.

You gotta design how you wanna
decorate your house.

I'm in real estate, okay?

I don't do the creative stuff.
I can't.

Oh, where's your Christmas spirit?

Let's go.

Hey, everybody, when you're in need

of a little powder in your life--

Not that kind, head on out to Ski Alto.

It has everything you're looking for.

Great slopes, amazing views, stiff drinks,

and me, your very own Dick Mountain.

Because if you're a fan of the good life,

what else do you really need?

Where are you taking me?

Um, somewhere with a little more inspo.

Also, don't forget to come back

and check out the 20th Annual
Christmas Classic this week.

No, that's amazing.

I would-- I mean, I would, too,
you know what I mean?

Yeah. Oh, excuse me.

Hey!

Hey.

I'm all finished up now,

so I can go pick up some materials.

Um, I'll come with you.

Oh, you don't have to do that.

I-- I also promised my dad
I'd move some stuff around

in his store, so...

Even more reason for me
to join you, right?

- I'll go.
- Okay.

Oh, yeah!

Wow, it's really grown!

You're gonna get your fiancé
a Christmas present here?

What do you think?

I don't think it's his style.

Are you sure?

Don't think it'll work
so much in the city,

but it's amazing.

Wow!

All right. Come on.

Let's get this thing right through here.

You know, you picked out the right one.

This is the one I've been doin'
for a long time, yeah.

Oh, hey, guys.

Hey.

It's perfect timin', huh?

Well,
I brought an extra set of hands.

Oh! Thanks.

I'm just gonna help him get this out front

and I'll be right back.

Oh, let me get that for you.
You guys go ahead and catch up.

- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank you, Randy.

Oh, and thank you. I appreciate
your business, okay?

Thank you.

I hope you guys
have a very merry Christmas.

- You, too.
- All right.

Wow!

What?

You guys seem to be spendin'
a lot of time together, huh?

He's helping me train for the games.

You sure that's what it is?

Yes, I'm sure.
I'm engaged, remember?

I love Connor.

Okay.
Well, Randy's a good guy, too.

and it wouldn't hurt
your mom and I's feelings

to have both our girls really close.

Well, I don't think anyone
can get closer than Lynn.

Oh God.

You got me there.

You think it's bad having one woman

telling you what to do
all the time, try two.

Yeah.

And your mama wonders
why I can't quit drinkin'.

Oh, and you got your mom and
in a really bad position.

Why?

Who we supposed cheer for this weekend?

Well, I tell you if I win,

maybe I'll stick around a little longer.

Oh, yeah? Now you're talkin'.

You know, you really outdone yourself

with these big carvings.

I know, right?

It seems like
that's all they want these days.

The bigger they are, the more they want.

Well, you're really talented, daddy.

Thank you, sweetheart.

So sorry to interrupt.

Uh, Elizabeth was sayin'
you need some help around here.

What can I do?

Yeah, well, I just finished this
for a buddy of mine this weekend

and uh,
I'd like to get it out front.

Oh, yeah, it's a beauty.
I'm on it.

You sure?

I'm pretty strong, Jimmy.
Can do it.

That's it. Yeah, right there.

Oh, no, no. Oh, oop, oops.

I'm sorry. How do you--

Uh, we gotta turn it like this.

I figured...

All the way around.

And then you just.

Ah, beautiful up here, isn't it?

You say that to all the ladies
you bring up here?

What? No! You're the first.

Uh-huh.

My ex-wife hated skiing,
you know, all this.

Whoa! You were married?

Yeah, I was back in New York.

Once I decided
to come around the mountain,

she refused to come, so...

I think she preferred me behind a desk

and I preferred it out here.

- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah.

You know, not all women are like that.

No, it was my fault.
I was blind.

You know, all the signs were there.

You know, it might be better

if I just sell the resort anyway.

Why is that?

Well, so I can pursue
my real passion, singing.

Yeah, maybe we could--

Travel the karaoke circuit together.

What do you think?

Yeah. No, I think--
I think I'm done with that.

Yeah. No, I-- I hear you.

I'd rather snowboard
through a blizzard naked

than sing in front of really anyone.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Naked?
- Yeah, I think so.

Okay. Okay.

All right, we got work to do.
Let's do it.

Okay.

I'll race you down.

Well, hold on a second. Let me--

Buckle that!

♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

- Good morning.
- Good mornin'.

Thanks.

Well, operation whip Lynn's ass
in the games is underway.

Hmm.

Well, you don't tell your mother.

And of course
I won't tell your sister,

because I love you both the same.

But it wouldn't hurt my feelings
to crown a new champion.

I love you, daddy.

I love you too, sweetie.

Oh, that's very nice. Oh, yes.

Yes, get some sprinkles, Swynn.

Nice blood. Oh, that's so cute!

Wow! You girls are up early.

Oh, tomorrow's the big day!

The TV station will be here.

So, to help your sister,

the girls are spending the day with us.

Oh!

We thought we'd bake some cookies

to pass out to everyone who shows up.

Well, isn't that nice?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, wow!

Uh, very creative, right?

Right, okay.

You know, girls,
when your mom and I were young,

Aunt Besty would--

Aunt Betsy.

Oh, well, we called her “Aunt Besty”

because she was the best.

She would take us sledding

and she would take us playing in the snow.

How about we go sledding today?
Just the four of us.

No? No takers?
Okay, what's up?

You guys don't like sledding?

It's not on the list.

What list?

Is this for real?

Oh, it's for real.
It's usually laminated.

30 to 9:45, baked cookies.

Don't forget to take pictures
of girls making them.

Only allowed to eat one.

45 to 10:45, read books.

45 to 11:00, a little snack time,

but don't ruin lunch.

You know what? Screw the list.

We're going sledding!
What do you say?

It's okay. Come on, girls.

Come on!

All right,
I'm gonna go get dressed.

Get your shoes on!

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

- Yeah?
- Ooh, I like it!

A little Santa there.

I love Santa there.

Frosty the Snowman.

Ooh, look at my Frosty.

Is it now like the light show stuff?

Yeah, it's probably best
we just stay here.

Yeah?

Very nice.

- Oh, hi.
- We went sledding.

We had hot chocolate.

We got new clothes.

We had a snowball fight.

We built a snowman!

You did? Okay.

All right, let's head inside.

Let's go inside, girls.

Bye, girls!

Oh, tryin' to be best auntie, aren't you?

Well, they needed to have a little fun.

- Really?
- Yeah.

So you changed their clothes?

They wanted new clothes.

Really?

Yeah.

They don't want
to be bedazzled all the time.

Where are they,
‘cause I'm taking ‘em back.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Calm down.
You're welcome, by the way.

By the way, thanks.

Yeah. Ugh.

Changing their clothes.

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh, yeah ♪

♪ I can't accept the loss,
I'm hard-headed ♪

♪ There's a little bit
of madness to my method ♪

♪ Many fallin' off that fine line ♪

♪ That I'm treadin' ♪

♪ And I'll risk anything to be great ♪

♪ And I'm not letting nobody
rob me of my victory ♪

♪ Number one,
that's what I'm meant to be ♪

♪ When by any means the only thing ♪

♪ That makes sense to me ♪

♪ I can make nice,
I'll make history ♪

♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

♪ Turn me up ♪

♪ Big energy, got the crowd going nuts ♪

♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

♪ Hear me out ♪

♪ I'll take on anyone,
I don't need no one ♪

♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

♪ I'm talkin' all bite, no bark ♪

♪ I could rip your squad apart ♪

♪ I got that dog in me, huh ♪

♪ So what's up ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ So what's up ♪

♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

♪ Turn me up ♪

♪ Big energy, got the crowd going nuts ♪

♪ I got that dog in me, yeah ♪

♪ Hear me out ♪

♪ I'll take on anyone, I don't ♪

♪ So what's up ♪

Happy holidays,
merry Christmas, everybody.

I'm Dick Mountain.

Good gosh, it's cold,
but I'm gettin' paid.

Hey, first event of
the Christmas Classic tonight.

First out of three.

Tonight, competitors, we'll see

who has the most Christmas spirit

by lighting up the neighborhood
with their decorations!

Hey.

Hey.

What are you doin' here?

Don't you wanna be over there
with all the others?

Nah, workin' on something.

You like surprises?

Depends.

Let's say “hello” to the first family.

They are Bynn, Lynn, Wynn, Kynn,

and Swynn!

And they are--

- The Flynns!
- The Flynns!

Oh God, help me!

Wow, that really was somethin'.

Come on up here, tacky family.
Come on and say “hello”.

Wow, that really was fantastic.
You look great.

What do you have in store for us tonight?

A big show.

Well, we are all excited to see it.

Aren't we, people?

Yeah, let me hear that.

Let--
let me hear it one more time!

Are you excited? Great?

Hey, how about we count this in?

You wanna count this in?

Let's start with--

- Three, two, one.
- Three, two, one.

And...

I mean, that is
a ridiculous amount of lights.

All right. You ready for this?

For what?

You know, just put my college degree

to work.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, that-- that's lovely.

I mean, it's-- it's pretty.

Oh. Oh.

Just your usual Christmas setup.

Okay, just wait for it.

♪ Merry Christmas to you ♪

Oh my goodness,
the eagle has landed, everybody!

Dennis, pick up sticks, we're movin'.

No!

- Let's go, people!
- No, no, no, no.

Let's check it out!
Come on with me!

No, no. Wait, Dick, Dick!

No, guys, no!

The-- the show is still going!

The show is here!

♪ My true love gave to me ♪

♪ Brand new movies, brand new movies ♪

Woohoo!

There she is, everybody, the mothership!

Come on!

Wow, you got the air dancers goin'!

You got lights, you got music.

We got everything, folks.

Check it out, everybody!

♪ It's stupid ♪

♪ The only thing that rocks ♪

♪ Is getting screwed by a mall Santa ♪

Ha, ha, ha.

Come on. Hey, hey!

What are they doing?
What are they doing?

Oh, wow!

Oh my God!

Mm.

Who selected the music?

Wow!

- What do you think?
- Oh my God!

Surprise!

Hi!

- I made it, I made it.
- Oh, wow!

Lovely. Oh God.

This is great.
What is all this?

Well, it's our light show.

- It is?
- Yeah.

- So this is...
- This is my dad.

- This is Connor.
- Pleasure to meet you, yeah.

- Yeah, my pleasure.
- How you doin'?

Yes.

Hey, nice little hometown people.

Yeah, everyone's come
to see the light show.

Yeah.

I like it.

And there it is, folks,
the end of night one!

The first event going to Elizabeth Bird!

What a surprise!

Oh.

Come on, inside the house.
Now! Come on, inside.

Inside, let's go.

Yes.

Absolutely stupendous!

We're gonna see you tomorrow, event two

of the Christmas Classic at ski alto.

I am Dick Mountain.
I am signing off!

Oh, Bynn, you, too! Come on.

What the hell is that?

♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

Oh, it's Akeem's
Nine Morning Festival.

That's how they celebrate Christmas

in his home country of St. Vincent.

What?

Who gives a damn?
We're in New Mexico.

I do.

♪ Island Christmas ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

I don't know why my dad wants
to buy this place.

It's not that bad.

Are you kidding me?

I mean, there's nothin' special about it.

I sure as hell know why you left
and never wanted to come back.

Once we own this place,

I don't see either one of us
ever coming back here.

Actually, I was thinking of uh,
asking your dad

if I could oversee the project.

When I'm in California?
Absolutely not.

I mean, once you're my wife,
you won't have to work.

Well, we're not married.

Yet. Soon enough, babe.

First thing you have to do
is win these ridiculous events.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hey!

- Hi.
- Hey.

Um, this is my fiancé Connor.

This is uh, Randy.
He owns Ski Alto.

Oh! Heard great things.

Thanks, man.

Yeah.

Anyway, I should go check in.
Um, I'll see you in a bit.

Really like this mountain.

Thanks.

Excited for the possibilities.

Also lookin' forward
to hammering out that deal

with you after this weekend.

Huh, assuming Elizabeth wins.

I'm sure we can come to an arrangement,

no matter what.

If you'll excuse me,

gotta make sure we're on schedule.

Okay.

Dick Mountain back on the mountain.

Welcome back to the 20th
Annual Christmas Classic.

Two events to go

after last night's light show extravaganza

and our very own Elizabeth Bird
bringin' home the award,

goin' totally Griswold

on all the competition last night.

Wouldn't wanna pay that electric bill.

But, folks, this year,
we're adding a new category,

men's and women's international divisions.

But today we are all about
the cardboard sled derby

and, folks, this one's not for points.

So come on out, you're invited.

You're all welcome to bring that BDME,

that big Dick Mountain energy
to the slopes.

Cut up those old cardboard tax boxes,

grab some board
and sled with us, join the race.

All right, we'll see you out here

in the Christmas Classic.

Wooh!

Come on, girls, you've got this!

Nobody likes losers!

You know, it doesn't matter, right?

Come on!

This event is just about having fun.

It does matter, okay?
Winning is everything.

Well, no, actually having fun
is more important.

Which everyone is having except for you.

I am having fun!

All right, come on, you got!

All right, come on, girls.
Round two, round two.

- Simon.
- Simon, Simon.

Simon says “Dick Mountain
is the best”, right?

- All right, Simon.
- Yeah, we love Dick!

Oh!

Uh-oh.

Oh my God, that was awesome.

Hey, sweetie, what's your name?

- Darla.
- Darla.

Hey, I tell you--
tell you what, Darla.

Here we go.

Eight, five, five, three, three, three.

Okay.

- Just call me.
- All right.

- Okay?
- Okay.

Good to meet you, sweetie.

Go, girls, go!

You got this, you got this!
Focus, just focus.

Okay, just have fun, it doesn't matter.

It matters, come on!

Doesn't matter. Just have fun!

Little faster. Little faster.

Wooh!

Little faster!

You're great!

You're great!

- Yes!
- Wooh!

- It matters.
- Doesn't matter.

- Shut up!
- Wooh!

Come on, now come on.

Welcome back to the afternoon session

of the Christmas Classic, everybody,

the one sporting event in the world

where this dick
and the games go hand in hand.

What a great crowd we have out here today.

Now in just a few moments,
we'll be moving on

to one of my three favorite events

besides a little cocktail.

The women's sprint

where Elizabeth Bird
is one win away from unseating

the nine-time champion,
and her sister, Lynn Flynn.

They've been competing
for their parents' love

their whole life,

but it's nothing like this first event,

ladies and gentlemen.

And there they are,
our competitors at the start.

Living in the city
has made you soft, little sis.

I think you should just quit now.

Huh. Never!

Come on, you're forgetting one thing.

The altitude.

You can't compete with me.
I live here.

These are my stomping grounds.

Oh, yeah?

So working out inside

at that cush little country club of yours

has prepared you for all of this?

Oh, please, I have won this
race so many times,

I could do it in my sleep.

What has it been for you?
Ten years?

Come on, I can hear
the cellulite on your thighs

crying out in fear.

Ew!

Oh. No, you know what that is?

That's the sound of sheer muscle
of this young, vibrant maiden

about to beat your old ass.

So watch and learn, grandma.

This year, ladies and gentlemen,

I wanna tell you somethin'.

We have a new wrinkle.

Randy, bring out the sleds.

Yep.

- What?
- Huh?

What sleds?

What do you mean?

There you go.

What are the sleds for?

You'll find out.

For the first time in this
event's illustrious history,

our competitors will be pulling
their significant others.

Oh my God.

All right, Bynn. Come on.

Look at that all American uniform.

Connor, get over here.

Absolutely not.

Oh!

Are you--

- Uh, Randy.
- Yeah.

- Will you...
- Seriously?

Yeah.

Okay,
I'm not gonna be much help.

And it's a good start!

Oh, and Rudolph Elizabeth Bird
tugging and pulling.

She's got a good full length
on her sister.

Lynn does not wanna lose this event

because she will lose
the whole Christmas Classic.

The famous flopping around.

And let me tell you,

you gotta take a pill for that

if you want them to straighten out, huh.

This could be
the other Ride of the Century!

Look at the look on Lynn's face.

That is Santa.

She wants to get down that chimney

and deliver the victory
for the crowd there.

They're all cheering at me.
Hi, folks.

Look at them crawling on the floor

like women at a Black Friday sale.

Who's gonna win?
It looks like it could be--

Oh, it's Lynn reaching for the finish!

Nine-time defending champion
Lynn Flynn!

Yes. Yes.

No!

Clutching victory from the jaws of defeat.

She wins this

and this pushes the games into a tie

with her sister Elizabeth

going into tomorrow's final event.

♪ It's time to feel the music ♪

Jesus Christ, not again.

How in the hell this place
not have a hotel?

Oh my God.

Lizzie.

Hey.

Hey.

Is everything okay?

Why'e you really doin' this?

Because it's fun,

and I wanna support Akeem
and his traditions.

Not that.

The Classic,
and coming here for Christmas,

and all that other stuff.

Because I love you guys

and I've missed you.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I just don't wanna wait that long

before I see you again, that's all, baby.

You ready for this?

- Yeah.
- Let's do it.

Okay.

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

Welcome back to the final day
of the Christmas Classic.

So it all comes down to this!

This one is called “Flipping the Bird”,

of course made famous by Elizabeth Bird.

I was there. I felt it.
We're okay.

Each competitor
will be wearing wedding attire.

They'll ski down the hill
and attempt to knock down

as many of the birds as possible
with their bodies.

Now each bird is worth one point.

Now whoever knocks down the most, wins.

Let the flipping begin.

Hey, guys.

I noticed that you missed
the first two events.

I'm sorry, but we were busy.

Very, very busy, Randy.
You understand.

Yeah, I-- I understand.

Well, you gotta compete in the finals

if you wanna you know,
win the international division.

So...

Okay, I'll go strap on my skis.

I will also strap up.

Oh.

Now here's a fun bit of trivia here.

Betsy and I used to work together

at the TV station,

and we had an inappropriate
work relationship,

and it turned into a toxic marriage.

Oh.

Oh, baby, wish me luck.

I wish you plenty of luck.

Yeah.

...this year.

Kiss for luck.

- Baby, I love you.
- Yes, oh, I know.

Mm, one more.

Kiss for luck.

Show them. Win it!

There she goes downhill,
kind of like our relationship.

Seems happy with Akeem

and seems like she's headed
towards a really good run here.

Let's check out her fall line.

Yep, it looks like she's coming
straight down the mountain

and here we go, boom!

Well done.

Oh, love you!

Oh, international division, yeah!

Not the best showing here
of the game for Betsy Williams,

I mean, Baptiste.

Dry mountain again,

but her score
will be enough for her to win

the international women's division.

Here we go, folks.

The final and only competitor of
the men's international division

is now on the slope.

Okay. Oh, oh, oh.

Uh, you know what?
Let's try something new.

Huh? Come on.

International, we have to improvise!

Okay, this is something new.

I guess the rules don't really state that.

You actually need to ski down the slopes.

This could be a while.

Hey, great time to cut to commercial.

It's okay.

Hey, folks, if you're lookin'
to get married,

I wanna introduce you
to one of my favorite places

here in Ruidoso,

It's Maria's la Casita de Casamiento,

That's Maria's House of
Marriage and Mexican Food.

Whether you're looking
to eat a gordita or marry one,

come on down,

‘cause we've got great Mexican food

and great dresses for the ladies.

Come on down to Maria's House
of Marriage and Mexican Food.

Delicioso.

And we're back to the action.

Hey!

That's a one!

So our new international men's champion

Akeem's, full name, Baptiste!

Oh, baby, we won it!

International trophy!
international trophy!

Okay.

There's no international trophy,

but congratulations.

I'll take that. Thanks.

- Aw!
- Aw!

We'll be back with the women's final

after this commercial break.

I'm celebrity Dick Mountain

and when you're lookin'
for some good hardwood...

Dad, you were right about this place.

It's right for a facelift.

Everything's goin' to plan.

They got a restaurant, they got a bar.

Just one more event.

So come on down to
Bird's Bear Carving because...

Don't worry.

If Liz can't close the deal,
I know exactly what to do.

...hardwood. Right, Jimmy?

The final event
you've all been waiting for.

Lynn Flynn and Elizabeth Bird, please,

head to the starting gate.

Hey, I gotta go.

Hey, coach,

any last-minute words of encouragement?

No, good luck out there.

What's wrong?

Nothin'.

That wasn't very convincing.

Look, I don't want things
to be awkward between us.

What do you want?

What do you mean?

I mean, what do you really want,
Elizabeth?

Randy, I'm engaged.

That doesn't really answer my question.

Well, what do you want me to say?

I-- I--

You're just gonna be
another thing that he owns.

You better get up there.

Hey.

I just wanna say
“good luck out there today.”

Save it.

I don't need your little
“take the high road” speech.

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about.

Why do you think you're better than me?

What?

You know, I could ask you
the same question.

You're the one who left
and never came back.

Okay, you think you're
better than this place,

better than all of us.

That is not true.

You haven't been home in ten years!

You barely ever call.

You're a stranger to us.

And you're about to leave us again.

Why would I try to make this work?

Okay, come on, come on.
You got this, you got this.

Good luck.

All right.

And here she is, folks,
our very own Lynn Flynn,

taking off down the mountain,

seeking her tenth title in a row!

God help us all, that woman loves to brag,

but we do love this Christmas Classic

and it's gonna be a great finish

as she is heading down the mountain.

The crowd in anticipation.

Her husband excited, of course.

And here she comes.

She's just a few feet away
and there is her one,

two, three, four, fi-- fi--

Wait a minute.

I think five,
but I'm not sure, I saw four.

One is teetering.

Could be, might be, the judge says...

That's a five for Lynn Flynn.

It's a five for Lynn Flynn!
Great score!

Five, ugh!

Best surprise
I could ever hope for!

We had hot chocolate.

We got new clothes.

We had a snowball fight.

We built a snowman!

Ah, I love you, come here.

Wow, this is so fun!

This is going to be
the best Christmas ever.

And this is it, folks.

Last competitor of the day,
Sister Elizabeth.

Can she unseat her sister?

The crowd seems to want her to,
and Papa Jimmy certainly does.

Look at him going crazy.

Here she comes, Elizabeth Bird.

You can feel the tension, folks.

She needs to get more than four.

Here she comes!

What do you really want,
Elizabeth?

And, you-- whoa!

Uh-oh.

That is a five-- four!

That's a four!

For Elizabeth Bird.

Yes!

- Which means...
- Yes! Yes! Oh, yes!

The winner of the 20th Annual
Christmas Classic

is Lynn Flynn.

- Yeah!
- Again.

- Thank you!
- Yeah.

Thank you! That's ten!

Tenth Ski Alto! I did it!

All right, that wraps up
another exciting year

of the Christmas Classic!

Boy, what a competition it was.

The sisters really went at it.
We had a great ending.

Hey, from your favorite Dick,
I'm signing off from Ski Alto,

and we'll see you all down
at Win, Place and Show tonight.

Good night. See you at the bar.

Yes!

Come on, guys.

Ten-peat! Ten-peat! Ten-peat!

Come on! Yes!

So cool!

This is a big deal for me.

I want you to be happy, Okay?

Ten-peat.

Yeah, look at that pretty trophy.

All right, I wanna get a photo.
Come on.

Come on, let's get a photo.

This is so pretty, and it's all mine!

Ooh, oh!

Shut up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up!

I cannot take you talking to me
like that anymore,

or the girls, or your parents.

You do it to everyone.

You're a bully.

What?

Oh my God, your need for control

has turned you into this giant
fire-breathing dragon bitch,

and now nobody wants to be
anywhere near you.

Your pathological bedazzling
is a teenage Band-Aid

on your fear of not being
the prom queen anymore.

Your daughters
don't like wearing that crap.

Why do you think they're so obsessed

with goth and horror?

Because their mother
is constantly up their ass

about having the perfect smile
and the perfect hair.

Everything has to be perfect with you!

And what is this obsession
with winning everything

every year?

Oh my God, you wouldn't even
let me enter the games,

or let our daughters join
in the junior division

because you're afraid someone's
gonna steal your spotlight.

Come on. Grow up.

Give someone else a chance.

One last thing.

I don't wanna celebrate our anniversary

on Christmas anymore.

Why?

The only reason you were so adamant

that we do that

was because you have this savior complex

that I don't think you even know about.

You're even competitive with Jesus.

You can't even let the Son of God

have his own day!

Let's go, girls.

Bynn.

Hey, thanks

for freezin' your genitals off
out there, you guys.

It's still little people
that makes this all possible,

all right?

- To Dick.
- Hey, to Dick, indeed.

May you all get some this season.

Oh, man.

You know what this means now, right?

Now I've gotta call my dad
and ask for more money.

He's gonna know you failed,

and he's probably gonna get you fired.

Do you understand
how that's gonna reflect on me?

I can't believe you put me
in this position.

You know what, Connor?

Let me make it a bit simpler for you,

and maybe your daddy will go easy on you.

I quit.

You what? You can't quit.

If you quit, we can't--

We can't what?
Can't get married?

Well, guess what?

I don't wanna do that either!

I don't wanna be married to some coward

who can't even stand up to his own father,

or put his fiancée before his own career!

It's over.

Okay, that's how it's gonna be?

You all thought

your sweet little Lizzie came home

to see you guys for Christmas.

Well, guess what?

She wasn't even gonna stop to say “hello”.

This whole thing was a big accident.

She came here to buy Ski Alto for my dad

to turn this whole place
into a mega resort.

She hates you.
She hates this whole place.

Oh, Lizzie, that isn't true, is it?

Mom, listen--

She bought a round-trip ticket
for the same day.

All she does is complain about you guys.

And if that dumbass Randy
would have said “yes”,

you guys would have
never seen her in town.

I'm done with this.

I hope you have a nice, pathetic life.

Did you know anything about this?

What?
No, I didn't know about this.

Oh.

You were going to help them
turn this into a private resort?

No, no, no.

It's more complicated than that.

So none of us can ever ski here again?

Elizabeth, you are better than this!

Look, I am--

I am so, so sorry, okay?

What Connor said was true.

I came out here to get Randy
to sell this place to my boss

and we were gonna turn it
into a private five-star resort.

After being here this past week you know,

and watching my mom bake cookies
and put her family first,

and my sweet dad who's so gentle

and non-judgmental with his advice,

and Akeem learning about your
tradition and watching Betsy,

and how in love she is with you,

and my sister who cares so much,

maybe too much, but so much.

You know, I-- I ran away from this place

to find some sort of better life and--

And-- and--
and make a better me.

But after being here
with all of you guys, I just--

I've never been more myself ever
than right now.

And I realize that I've never
been in love until now.

♪ I'll put my life in a bottle ♪

♪ Something to guide your way ♪

♪ Even if you're too scared to follow ♪

I actually believe
you did the right thing.

What do you mean?
Everybody hates me.

They don't nobody hate you.

If you'd won,

then they had a reason to hate you,

but deep down inside,
I think you knew that.

That's why you pulled up
on that last event

and lost on purpose.

How did you know?

I'm your daddy.

Why don't you just stick around?

Oh, daddy, I-- I don't know.

I mean, besides family,

there's just nothing here for me.

There's Randy.

Oh, I wish that were true.

I think I blew it with him, too.

I don't think so.

I think Randy's fine.
He just needs a little time.

Well, I don't have that luxury.

You know, I gotta get back
to my life in San Francisco.

Your life with Connor.

Your future at Harris Financial.

Come on, baby.
Let's just get go home.

Oh! Okay.

♪ Crashing through the snow ♪

♪ On a janky-ass cardboard sleigh ♪

♪ I know you could have won that race ♪

♪ I think you wanna stay ♪

♪ I used to think you were a bitch ♪

♪ But now I see the light ♪

♪ Your fiancé is a prick ♪

♪ Will you please be mine tonight ♪

♪ Your fiancé sucks, your fiancé sucks ♪

♪ Your fiancé really sucks ♪

Oh my God.

I thought you'd rather be
caught naked in a blizzard

snowboarding

before you sang in front of anyone.

Yeah, well, you inspire me
to do a lot of things

I've never done before, so...

I hope that's a good thing.

Very, very good.

Oh!

Sorry about that. Oh!

Hey.

Oh, yeah.

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

Merry Christmas.

Best Christmas ever.

Oh.

- Hmm.
- Come on.

Okay.

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

So, Dick and Aunt Betsy,
you guys just got married.

How do you feel?

Wonderful.

- I can't get enough.
- Yeah.

Baby, I just can't get--

Oh, this woman.

Jimmy, Helen, how y'all you doing?

Oh, right, okay.

Oh, we're so happy for our daughter.

She's so beautiful.

She's gonna be a beautiful bride.

Oh, here they come.
Here they come.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Look at ‘em.

Uh, well, maybe you're right, okay?

All right.
Okay, that's it, there you go.

All right, wedding of the century.

How do you guys feel?

Best day of my life.

I can't wait to marry this guy.

Hey, baby.

Why don't you come over
and get a picture with us

for the last time as a Bird?

Okay, daddy. Ah!

All right. How does that feel?

I'm the happiest man alive.
She's magic.

I love you, sis! Yeah.

- Nothing better.
- All right.

She lights up my whole universe.

My sister's getting married!

You ready to run?

Absolutely not.
She's everything to me.

Watch out!

What was that? Oh!

I might need another drink!

Uh-oh. You guys okay?

♪ Feels like I just shed my skin ♪

♪ And let the cold air do me in ♪

♪ Oh, sunshine ♪

♪ Sunshine ♪

♪ Feels like I just get sad ♪

♪ Around the same time every year ♪

♪ Oh, my mind ♪

♪ My mind ♪

♪ Sunshine, come save me again ♪

♪ Oh, please ♪

♪ Sunshine just for me ♪

♪ Never let it come to be ♪

♪ Sunlight take me ♪

♪ Never let me be alone ♪

♪ Never let me be alone ♪

♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ Seems it's getting warmer ♪

♪ And my mind is getting clear ♪

♪ Oh, my mind ♪

♪ My mind ♪

♪ Sunshine has come ♪

♪ To save me again ♪

♪ Sunshine just for me ♪

♪ Thanks for bein' my friend ♪

♪ Sunlight, baby ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ I've been feelin' so at home ♪

♪ Sunlight take me ♪

♪ Never let me be alone ♪

♪ Never let me be alone ♪

♪ When it rains ♪

♪ Or it pours ♪

♪ Makes me blue ♪

♪ Like the dress you wore ♪

♪ Ain't it strange ♪

♪ That when it's warm ♪

♪ You fade away ♪

♪ And I get born ♪

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

Yeah! The swing, the swing.

♪ Island Christmas, yeah ♪

♪ Island Christmas, oh yeah ♪

Hey, why you callin' me on Christmas?

Well, what do you mean we're not divorced?

Why didn't you sign the papers?

No!

No, no, I'm not giving you
half of the resort

in the settlement.

No, absolutely--

Okay, you know what?
Here's my offer.

You beat me in the Summer Classic

and half the resort is yours.