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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[joyful music]
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Oh, hi.
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We're having a dinner party to celebrate.
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Well, it's kind of a neat story
what we're celebrating.
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So, why don't I tell you about it?
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It started yesterday.
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We were at Vito's
and he was especially happy.
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[Italian music]
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[Vito humming]
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Ah, one Vito's special
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for my favorite customers!
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You seem overjoyed today, Vito.
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Woohoo, I am!
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You know the great food critic,
Eddie Gourmand?
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Well, on his show today,
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he is going to give me
another great review!
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Oh, it is time!
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Oh, oh!
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Today, I'm going to tell you
about a place called Vito's Pizzeria.
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You, listen to this man!
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He knows!
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It stinks.
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-[gasping]
-[Mr. Gourmand] Flat,
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disgusting pizza.
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The crust tastes like, hmmm...
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paper, yeah, a paper plate, only burnt.
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And don't get me started
on that miserable excuse for cheese.
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It tastes like mud
but with less flavor.
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Also, I think the pepperoni is rented.
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[customers screaming]
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[mooing]
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I am ruined!
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You're not ruined, Vito.
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You're still a great chef.
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Hey, how about
making my cat ten lasagnas?
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I shall never make lasagna... again.
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[choking]
[coughing]
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[Garfield narrating] The thing was,
Eddie Gourmand wasn't just
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insulting Vito's fine cuisine,
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he was cranky about everything.
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That new hamburger stand
on 7th Street,
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It stinks, too.
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In fact,
all hamburger stands stink.
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And so does 7th Street.
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And the entire west side of town.
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And this show.
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And that ugly shirt
my stage manager is wearing!
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It stinks! I quit!
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Wow!
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[Garfield] What got into Eddie?
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That's what we wanted to know.
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He'll be so glad to see us.
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What do you want?
I don't care what you want!
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Did you bring me anything? No?
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Well then, just leave me alone!
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Don't you think
that was kind of odd?
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Not really.
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It's my standard greeting for Nermal.
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[Garfield narrating] It turns out, we'd
interrupted a call from Eddie's boss.
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All right, all right, if you insist.
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I'll go to this doctor you know.
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Hey, I need you to drive me
to see this doctor,
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and step on it!
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Am I ever that annoying, Odie?
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[Odie muttering]
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Don't answer that.
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[Garfield narrating] So Jon drove Eddie
to this doctor and we waited outside.
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Tell me, Mr. Gourmand.
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Why are you so hostile lately?
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Hostile? What idiot said I was hostile?
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And by the way, this couch
is uncomfortable and ugly!
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[scratching paper sound]
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Excuse me one moment, please.
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Who picked out these drapes?
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Something is bothering your friend
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but I can't get him
to tell me what it is.
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Isn't there anything you can do?
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He's usually not like this.
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There's one thing I can try.
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It's a new invention
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that lets us get inside
the patient's brain.
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[Odie muttering]
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Don't worry, boy.
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No one would ever
get inside your brain.
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First of all,
they'd have to find it.
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[moaning]
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[snoring]
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[Garfield narrating] They waited
until Eddie took his nap,
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then they wheeled him into the lab
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and put this device on his head.
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Let me see if I have this straight.
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This machine lets you actually
crawl into his memory?
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Well, not actually into it.
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I'm too large to fit down
the psychic tunnel
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it opens into the mind.
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If I were smaller,
I could get down there.
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I'll just have to peek.
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[electronic sound]
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We'll go back into his memory
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and see what it is
that's troubling him so.
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The psychic tunnel is opening.
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[Garfield narrating] And this cat's
going in for a close-up look.
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[suction sound]
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[screaming]
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[Garfield narrating] It felt weird
going through Eddie's mind,
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like falling into beef stroganoff
without the noodles.
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[screaming]
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[children screaming]
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[Garfield narrating] And suddenly,
there I was in his past.
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[children giggling]
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I wonder which one
of these kids is Eddie.
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[Eddie] Throw me the ball,
someone!
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Hey! Yoohoo!
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[Garfield narrating]
And there's my answer.
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He seems to be
a most unusual child.
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When I grow up,
I want to be a fireman.
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When I grow up, I want to be
a nationally famous food critic.
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[Garfield narrating]
He seemed to be off to a good start.
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[peaceful music]
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The tuna noodle casserole
was a bit overcooked
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and the carrots
had a touch too much salt.
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But the tapioca pudding gets 4 stars !
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How did he learn so much
about food?
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[Eddie] More supper, mom!
More supper!
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[Garfield] Oh, that's how.
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Here, Eddie dear!
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The roast turkey is done
just the way you like it.
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The giblets are spectacular!
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Did you make your fabulous stuffing?
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Of course, I made it!
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And my award-winning biscuits
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that make
your taste buds tingle! [laughing]
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You are the best son in the world!
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[giggling] You are the best mother
in the universe!
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This conversation is almost enough
to kill your appetite.
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[Eddie] Hey, kitty !
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I don't know where you came from
but would you like to join me?
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There's plenty, mmmm!
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[delighted laughter]
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Notice I said "almost."
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[laughing]
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[Odie muttering]
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You're right! It's Garfield!
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Garfield, what you are you doing
inside Eddie's memory?
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You come out of there right now!
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No! I like it in here!
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More of your creamy and delicious
mashed potatoes, Mommy!
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Oh, Eddie, dear,
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do you think you should eat
quite that much?
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They're so high in calories.
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You won't give me everything I want?
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[crying] You don't love me!
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[crying loudly]
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No! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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I'll get your mashed potatoes,
right away!
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[crying]
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[Eddie's mother] Oh, here you are!
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Mommy loves you!
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Oh, and you'll want
your gravy too, won't you?
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[country music]
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[Garfield narrating] Suddenly, I found
myself in a gale-force gravy storm,
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pelted with little pieces of giblet!
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It blasted me clean out
of Eddie's memory!
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[screaming]
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We seem to have tapped
into a deep, painful memory
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for Mr. Gourmand.
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Why won't you feed me, Mommy?
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Don't you love your little Eddie?
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And there's the problem right there.
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He has some sort of problem
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with his mother not letting him eat
whatever he wants?
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Apparently.
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That would appear to be
what's making him so cranky.
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[Garfield narrating]
I didn't quite understand,
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but I knew what we had to do.
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Find Eddie's mother.
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Even Jon figured that out.
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We searched and finally,
we located her.
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[Jon] Ah!
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"Mama Gourmand's Health Food Store".
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[Garfield] Eddie's mother
had a little shop over on 7th Avenue.
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I haven't seen my son
in a couple of years.
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Does he still weigh
as much as a small truck?
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A medium-sized one.
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What happened
between the two of you?
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He called up
and asked me to make him
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all his favorite foods for dinner.
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I said sure. But I wasn't going
to stuff him full of calories.
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I said I was going to feed him
a healthy diet,
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and he screamed:
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"You don't love me!"
And he hung up.
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[Garfield narrating]
As always, it was up to the wise cat
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to figure out what to do.
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And I did.
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At the TV station,
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Eddie was getting ready to do his show.
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Good to have you back, Eddie.
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Who cares what you think?
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And why are you still
wearing that ugly shirt?
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There's someone here to see you.
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I have a show to do.
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I don't want to see anyone.
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Mama!
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What are you doing here?
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You came to apologize and to say
you'll cook me all my favorite foods?
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I'll make you dinner
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but I won't help you shorten your life
by putting on weight.
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I want to keep you around
as long as possible.
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I used to think giving you
everything you wanted
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was a way to say "I love you".
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This is a much better way.
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Well, that kind of ends our story.
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Eddie got back to being Eddie,
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and he gave Vito a good review.
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And for the best pizza in the world,
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go to Vito's!
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Just don't eat too much of it.
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[Vito] I am back in business!
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This must be because of
Mr. Arbuckle and his cat!
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I shall take them a feast!
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[Italian music]
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In fact, he should be here
any minute with it.
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[laughter]
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Oh, Mama Gourmand
is cooking dinner for all of us,
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including Eddie.
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[doorbell]
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Something healthy, she says.
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That's why I'm glad
Vito's delivering food.
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My way of saying thank you.
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And a fine way it is.
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I'll take those, Garfield.
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These are not on your diet.
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Just remember,
it's for your own good.
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OK! I'll try to remember that, but...
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it's not going to be easy.
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[upbeat music]
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