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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Twilight Zone theme]
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[narrator] Do not attempt
to adjust the picture.
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You are about to enter
another dimension.
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A dimension of sight
and sound and lasagna.
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A dimension known as...
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The Garfield Zone.
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Uh-oh!
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This looks like it's going to be
one of those real weird episodes.
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[joyful music]
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[narrator] This unremarkable house
in this unremarkable neighborhood
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belongs to Jon Arbuckle,
who is, oddly enough,
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unremarkable.
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And this somewhat
overweight creature
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is Jon Arbuckle's cat, Garfield,
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about to wreak havoc and terror.
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Translation:
I'm waiting for the mailman.
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[engine approaching]
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[triumphant laughter]
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[sigh of relief]
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-[slashing sound]
-No!
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You should check your oil more often,
you're down a quart.
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I quit!
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I'm going home!
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Then you won't be needing
this lunch you packed, right?
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Mmmm!
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Liverwurst.
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Wow!
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[narrator] The next morning,
fate comes early.
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[doorbell]
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[Garfield] Arbuckle! Door!
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[insisting doorbell]
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Jon Arbuckle?
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I am Pr. Bonkers,
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head of scientific-type research
at Postal headquarters.
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You and your cat
are to come with us.
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What if we don't want to?
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[Garfield snoring]
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We brought you here
to correct a situation
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that is intolerable
and in sorry need of correction.
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We cannot have citizens' pets
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terrorizing our mailmen.
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Oh, that. [sniffing]
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Hey, I smell something edible.
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Mr. Arbuckle,
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you have been selected
to participate in an experiment
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that will revolutionize
mail delivery as we know it.
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Here is the mail that was to be delivered
to you this morning.
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I am going to de-molecularize it.
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[laser sound]
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Hey! My mail!
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There was a letter there
from my mother!
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[laser sound]
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Your mail, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Observe!
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The proper way for a pet
to pester a postman!
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[aggressive meowing]
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Oh, that hurt.
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Uh... Missed.
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What is that?
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From now on,
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your mail will be delivered
by a holographic mailman.
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"A holographic mailman?"
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A three-dimensional image
capable of delivering digitized mail.
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We had to find a way
of protecting our mailmen
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from creatures such as your cat.
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[laughing]
Have a nice day, Mr. Arbuckle!
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I've got to have another run at this!
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Oh, this is terrible.
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What am I going to do?
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I know what I'll do.
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I'll have another taco.
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-Hey!
-Too late.
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[narrator] And so,
the cat licked the plate clean.
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But what he didn't realize
was that a tiny drop of taco sauce
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dripped off one whisker and fell into
the computer master control.
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A drop that would short circuit
and reprogram things
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so the cybermailman
would no longer deliver today's mail.
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He would begin to deliver...
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tomorrow's mail!
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[joyful music]
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Too bad, cats!
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Sorry, dogs!
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You won't have this mailman
to kick around anymore!
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Especially this cat!
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[laughing]
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[transmission sounds]
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[video game music]
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Morning, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Oh!
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Your mail.
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Uh... Thanks.
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Oh, wait.
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I have your morning newspaper
for you, too.
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Have a nice day.
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[Odie muttering sadly]
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He's out there, Odie.
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And he's mocking me.
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Mmm. This is odd.
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This newspaper I just got
has the winning lottery numbers in it.
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But I thought the drawing
wasn't until tonight.
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And this is even odder.
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This isn't today's date
on the newspaper.
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It's tomorrow's date!
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[narrator] That afternoon,
he bought a ticket.
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The numbers in the newspaper
were one, seven,
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twenty three, thirty,
forty, forty one.
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Bonus number twenty one.
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[TV] It's time for this week's
winning lottery numbers.
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They are as follows :
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one, seven, twenty three, thirty,
forty and forty one.
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The bonus number, twenty one.
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Ha! I have all the numbers!
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I'm rich! I'm filthy rich!
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What say we join him, Odie?
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[muttering]
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[celebrating]
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[Jon kisses the newspaper]
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And I owe it all to somehow
getting tomorrow's newspaper today!
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Gee. I wonder if tomorrow,
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I'll get the newspaper
for the day after.
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[narrator] And as it turned out,
that's exactly what happened.
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[mailman] Here you go, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Yes!
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[narrator] And so, every day,
he bought another lottery ticket.
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Three, thirteen, twenty two, thirty one,
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forty one, forty two.
Bonus number eleven.
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[narrator]
And every evening, he won.
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[anchor] That would be
three, thirteen, twenty two, thirty one,
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forty one, forty two.
Bonus number, eleven.
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[yawning]
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Another million dollars.
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Maybe I'll take tomorrow off
and I won't enter the lottery.
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[crashing]
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That's cute!
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On second thought,
I'd better enter.
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I may need that money.
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[narrator] Soon, everyone knew
of his incredible luck.
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Mr. Arbuckle,
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you've now won the lottery
forty-two times in a row.
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How the heck do you do it?
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Oh, I guess I'm just a good guesser.
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I suppose you're going
to turn over your fortune
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to some famous investment expert
like Bernie Scamberry
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who'll triple it.
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Well, mostly I've been feeding my cat.
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I haven't decided what to do.
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Hey, what was that name again?
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Triple my money. Hmm...
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[narrator] An hour later,
Jon Arbuckle was in the office
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of the famed investment counselor,
Bernard Scamberry.
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Here it is, Mr. Scamberry.
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A certified check
for everything I've won.
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Good, and I'll take care of your money!
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Oh, this is a mistake.
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[Odie muttering]
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Yeah.
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I would have used it to buy
every Italian restaurant in town.
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Oh, and with the change,
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I would have picked up
a little hot dog cart.
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[laughing]
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You won't regret this, Mr. Arbuckle.
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I turn millionaires into billionaires.
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And billionaires into trillionaires.
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Great, Bernie.
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I just know I can trust you.
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[thunder]
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Looks like rain.
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You think it's going to rain?
I can check.
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I can look at tomorrow's newspaper
and see if it rained today.
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Uh-huh.
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It says today was cloudy
but no precipitation.
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See? It says it right here,
under the photo of Bernie.
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Bernie?
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"Authorities say investment counselor
Bernard Scamberry
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has fled to Brazil with millions
of dollars in clients' money."
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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He's gone!
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So is your money!
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[Odie barking]
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[narrator] And now from the window,
they could almost hear him say...
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When I get to Brazil,
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I'll send you a postcard!
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With your money!
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[laughing]
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[Jon] Oh...
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[Garfield sighs] It's looks like
Bernie made off with the money!
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Well, it's not so bad.
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As long as I'm getting
newspapers from the future,
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I can still win the lottery
and make it all back.
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I haven't bought a ticket
for tonight's drawing.
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Let's see
what the winning numbers are.
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[Garfield surprised]
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Hey! Read that!
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What's so important, Garfield?
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Mmm? "Mysterious explosion destroys
post office experimental lab."
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That's that place they took us to.
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Too bad about that, but...
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Oh!
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[narrator] Arbuckle and his cat
raced for the lab.
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Their intentions were good,
but they hadn't realized something.
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You cannot change the future.
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Something is amiss with the central core
of the cybermailman digitizer.
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There seems to be a short circuit.
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How could that have happened?
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It is impossible!
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Unless, of course, someone dripped
taco sauce inside of it.
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[tires squealing]
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[horn]
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[horn]
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[suspenseful music]
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Hurry, guys! Hurry!
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This is the post office!
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Nobody hurries around here!
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I smell smoke.
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Is there any chance
of that thing blowing up?
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None whatsoever.
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I would stake my reputation on it.
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[Odie barking]
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This lab is about to explode!
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I will not, however,
stake my life on it.
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[engine whistling]
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[screaming]
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[explosion]
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Well, there goes
the cybermailman project.
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It will be years
before we could restore it.
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Which means no more future newspaper
deliveries to me.
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But that's not the worst part of it.
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[narrator] No, the worst part of it
was that Herman Post,
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courier letter carrier,
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had to go back to delivering mail
the old fashioned way.
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[splashing]
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[laughing] I did it!
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I delivered the mail
without running into that cat!
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Wow!
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That's what you get for bringing
nothing but bills all the time.
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No!
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[Garfield laughing]
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[sobbing] Oh, no, no!
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[narrator] Submitted for your approval,
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a mailman who thought
science could catapult him
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into a future without cats.
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He should have known
there's no escaping destiny in...
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the Garfield Zone.
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I told you this was going to be
one of those weird episodes.
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[upbeat music]
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