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I was number one in new orleans
For 14 straight rating periods.
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- the king.
- great.
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Bit of wine?
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Sure.
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Gee.
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Boy, it sure is older
Than the one at college.
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Yeah, and then cincinnati
Called with a better offer.
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Excuse me.
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Nice segue.
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Yeah.
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Why don't you sit down
Here at the controls
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And sort of get the
Feel of things, huh?
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Some cheese?
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No, thanks.
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Crab puff?
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Sure.
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Guess how I got
The name "Venus."
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Is the feed microwave
Or telco lines?
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Radio, radio...
Enough about radio.
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I want to know more about you.
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More wine?
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- uh, venus...
- huh?
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Mr. Carlson,
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General manager of the station.
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- hi.
- hi.
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Uh, this is jackie winston,
My personal accountant.
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Oh, well, I surely didn't want
To interrupt a business meeting.
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As a matter of fact, we
Were just wrapping it up.
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Oh, no.
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We have to go over our
Option plan. You know.
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Oh. Well, how about
Tomorrow night?
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Good. That'll be nice.
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- mr. Carlson.
- pleasure.
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Now, you see, I could
Just never get that
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Excited about investments.
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Yeah.
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Working late tonight, are you?
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No, I'm just kind of
Knocking around.
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What is it you young people say?
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- "Hanging up."
- "Out."
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Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't know.
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No, no, no. "Hanging out"
Is the term. "Hanging out."
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Oh, "Hanging out."
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Ooh! Are those crab puffs?
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- yeah. Help yourself.
- thank you.
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You know, this weekend
Is my college reunion.
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So you won't be
Here tomorrow night.
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Well, carmen's excited about it.
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She's out getting her hair done.
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I don't know, though. I was
Never big man on campus.
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- oh, you'll have a great time.
- you think so?
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Oh, yeah. You were
A frat man, right?
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Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah.
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Well, it wasn't an
Official fraternity.
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Mother sort of rented
This house for a bunch of us
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Who couldn't get...
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Yes, the omegas.
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Great memory already.
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Well, carmen...
Boy, carmen, she...
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She chased me all
Over that campus.
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I'll never forget
Our first date.
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She invited me to
This sorority dance.
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We never showed up.
We did something else.
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- no!
- yeah.
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You're doing a nice job, venus.
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Hi, honey. I was just telling
Venus that he was doing a nice job.
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Uh-huh. Hi, venus.
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Mrs. Carlson. Oh,
Your hair looks nice.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I
Should've mentioned that.
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- oh, it's okay, arthur.
- it is?
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Oh, it does. Good night, venus.
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You and mrs.
Carlson have fun, now.
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Yeah.
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Oh, venus,
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I wouldn't want that
Story to get around.
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Don't worry. I
Won't tell a soul.
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Oh.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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Hey, jennifer,
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What do you make
Of these things?
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Appetizers. Crab, I think.
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- so they're okay to eat?
- I don't know.
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Oh, good.
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So with all this
Talk about asian flu,
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I started wondering why
We don't have an american flu.
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- who's behind this?
- interesting, jennifer, is...
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- oh, there's more, much more.
- is andy in?
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- haven't seen him.
- well, I'm going to
Get an answer today.
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Bailey quarters will
Not be pushed around.
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My early-bird commentary
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- will examine illness
As a communist threat.
- morning, everybody.
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Andy, do I get a computer
For billing or not?
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Andy, I'd like to share my
Thoughts on sickness with you.
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Wait a minute, you guys. I
Haven't even taken my hat off yet.
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Everybody has computers, andy.
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They're more common
Than the common cold.
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We need it to handle invoices.
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You have been putting me
Off for days. I want an answer.
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Okay. No.
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Well, that's more
Like it, then. What?
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I'm kidding. I'll
Talk to carlson
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As soon as he comes
In today, all right?
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- okay.
- okay.
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My commentary this
Morning will tackle germs.
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I just want you to know old
Herbie will keep an eye on things.
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Good gosh, herb. The
Reunion's over the weekend.
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- surely.
- good morning.
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- herb...
- later.
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- mr. Carlson, I...
- talk to andy.
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- andy...
- mr. Carlson, bailey needs...
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Andy, one minute,
Will you, please?
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Do you know where I can
Get this cleaned in an hour?
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Of course. I'll
Take care of that.
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- andy...
- mr. Carlson...
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- thank you.
- andy?
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I need a word with you, sir.
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I'm gonna leave in
A couple of hours.
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I've got to make hotel
Reservations. Can't this thing wait?
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- it'll just take
A few minutes.
- same here.
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All right, check with me
Later. Good morning, les.
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- andy...
- that was rude!
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- andy!
- what? What is it, les?
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Oh, never mind.
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- jennifer...
- just a minute.
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Here we go. One-hour
Service in 55 minutes.
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- oh, thank you, jennifer.
- well, aren't you gonna
Try it on?
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Oh, gosh, I don't know. I'm
Having second thoughts
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About this whole reunion thing.
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Oh, mr. Carlson,
You're acting silly again.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was
Gonna try and stop that.
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Are you in either
Of these pictures?
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- yeah, both of them.
- oh.
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That one, the homecoming float?
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That's me in the mascot costume.
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I made that sucker myself.
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Oh, a giant gopher.
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No, that's a
Cardinal. It's a bird.
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Can't you see... Look
For the beak there.
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- oh.
- now, over here...
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No, no, no, no. Let me find you.
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Oh, you're this tall,
Good-looking fellow
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With his arm around carmen.
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No, that's hank kremski.
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"Hank the hunk,"
They called him.
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He was the only omega
That was ever a big deal.
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Oh, but weren't
You the giant bird?
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Cardinal.
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And that could never
Compare to the hunk.
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Oh, boy. It's gonna
Be three days of his
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Bragging about his meatpacking
Business and calling me "Moose."
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"Mo-o-ose."
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You know, carmen sure
Still looks the same.
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Yeah.
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She's kind of sentimental
About our college days.
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We met on that campus.
Means an awful lot to her.
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Well, doesn't it
Mean a lot to you?
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Oh, sure. I mean, heck,
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She invited me
Out, not the hunk.
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Well, just you remember,
Mr. Carlson, you are not
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Going back as a struggling
Undergraduate named moose.
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You are going back as arthur
Carlson, brand-new father
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And general manager of
The tenth-ranked station
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In the 24th largest market
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In the united states of america.
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Now, see? There. That
Fits just perfectly.
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- yeah?
- uh-huh.
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Now, you just forget
About his hunk fellow
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And take carmen to
Some nice, romantic,
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Out-of-the-way
Hideaway near campus.
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You know, someplace
Special and secret.
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The eat and sleep motel.
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Carmen invited me to
This sorority dance,
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But we never showed up.
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We, uh... We went
To this other...
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I wonder if that place
Is still in business.
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May I have that
Word about bailey?
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In a minute, travis.
Thank you, jennifer.
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- you're welcome, mr. Carlson.
- the eat and sleep.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Hey, is this you standing
Next to the chubby kid?
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I'll come back.
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German measles, russian flu,
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Montezuma's revenge.
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And why do we say a foreign word
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Whenever someone sneezes?
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tomorrow I'll take
A look at swine flu,
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up close and personal.
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this is les nessman.
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- andy, do you have a minute?
- no, not right now, bailey.
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Right now, I'm waiting for the
News beacon of the ohio valley
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So I can severely chat with him.
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- there's a better way, andy.
- I know, herb.
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But sooner or later his
Body would bob to the surface,
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And they'd find my
Belt around his neck.
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- andy I just want to...
- just a minute, bailey.
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I'm gonna let you in on
A little sales technique
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That is not only guaranteed
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But will give you total
Control over anybody.
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- now, if you...
- wait a minute.
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Can bailey hear this?
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- I guess so.
- okay. All right.
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Now, if you have
Someone who won't buy,
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Then you act like
You won't sell.
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Reverse psychiatry.
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Watch this.
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Les... Les...
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Andy heard your
Commentary this morning.
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I'm not going to apologize.
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"Apologize"? Ha!
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He thought you were brilliant.
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He was dumbfounded
By your professionalism.
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Thank you, andy.
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- you jerk.
- don't worry about it, herb.
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Listen, so it didn't work.
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You are still the best
Salesman this town has ever seen.
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What do you mean by that?
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I am dumbfounded by
Your professionalism.
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Excuse me.
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I've got sales calls.
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Andy, I'm sorry that I
Was being a little gruff.
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Listen, bailey, I haven't heard anything
From carlson except his reunion plans,
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But when I do, you will be the
First one to hear about it, all right?
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Les,
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You know what herb said that
I said about your commentary?
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Yes, andy?
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He was lying.
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I know.
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When someone plays mind
Games with les nessman,
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They're walking on thin ice.
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I want you to know
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I am happy you turned me down.
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I mean, I don't want
To have lunch with you.
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In fact, the thought
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Of having lunch with
You is depressing.
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Same here.
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It's 12:00 noon, bailey.
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- you're right.
- carmen's not here yet?
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00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,910
- uh-uh.
- huh.
247
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,468
Mr. Carlson, has
Andy talked to you?
248
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,972
- about what?
- well, about the backlog
249
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,540
Of bills on my desk and a
Way to solve that problem.
250
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,077
- no.
- oh.
251
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,412
Well, maybe he hasn't
Had a chance yet.
252
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,482
No? Gee, I've been in
My office all morning
253
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,418
Just hanging it out.
254
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,821
Darling!
255
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,357
I'm sorry I'm late, arthur,
256
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,003
But I wanted to be sure
The baby was all right
257
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,872
Before I left, and
Then the phone...
258
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,262
If she's upset, maybe
We just shouldn't go.
259
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,765
Well, there's really no reason
To spoil your fun, arthur.
260
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,367
Well, I know this thing
Is important to you.
261
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,104
She's gonna be all right.
I'll just go and get my coat.
262
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,738
Hi, bailey.
263
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,275
Hi, mrs. Carlson. It
Sounds like a lot of fun.
264
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,410
I guess. I know arthur's
265
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,046
Very sentimental
About his college days.
266
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,914
I don't really care.
267
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,050
Ooh, carmen,
268
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,353
Have I got a surprise
For you, honey.
269
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,541
- you know that little motel
When we were in college?
- arthur!
270
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,037
Well, nothing happened, bailey.
271
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,995
Less than nothing.
272
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,178
- anyway, the eat
And sleep motel?
- you're kidding.
273
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,336
- what?
- you remember your friend,
Hank kremski?
274
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,539
- uh-huh.
- yes.
275
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,874
He called me.
That's why I was late.
276
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,443
His meats are served
In eight counties.
277
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,592
Anyway, he and fluff
Are going to be staying
278
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,384
At the eat and sleep motel.
279
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,053
Oh!
280
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,222
Your turn, mr. Carlson.
281
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,444
It's too late, andy.
282
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,902
Mr. Carlson left an hour ago.
283
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,473
- I'm sorry, bailey. I tried.
- did you?
284
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,276
Yeah, I did.
285
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,779
Hey. How's everybody
This fine afternoon?
286
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,380
Fine, just fine.
287
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,527
Has mr. Carlson left
For his reunion yet?
288
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,385
- mm-hmm. An hour ago.
- oh, perfect.
289
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,454
After he spent
The entire morning
290
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,290
Sitting in his office
With nothing to do.
291
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,727
- did he tell you that?
- I'm going home. I don't feel too well.
292
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,029
- fine, fine, les.
- fine.
293
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,299
Hey, what's my
Tupperware doing out here?
294
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,770
Honest to god, venus,
I really don't know.
295
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,678
And who ate all my crab puffs?
296
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,652
I'm going to need
Them for tonight.
297
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,543
Well, I don't know.
298
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,423
Well, at least
There are a few left.
299
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,380
Ew.
300
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,291
Woman: just a minute.
301
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,260
Oh, arthur, it's
Exactly the same.
302
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,630
Yeah. Boy, it's
Like 1956 in here.
303
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,232
Ah, heck, I didn't want to go
304
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,535
To that sorority dance anyway.
305
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:08,005
- what?
- remember? The night?
306
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,507
Oh!
307
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,343
Do you usually bring
Co-eds here, arthur?
308
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,212
Well, just for a hamburger.
309
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,001
'course, if you want me to walk
You back to the dorm, it's all right.
310
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,628
Sorry. It's okay. I just...
311
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,053
Woman: keep your pants on!
312
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,521
I'd love a hamburger.
313
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,924
You know, carmen, honey,
314
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,171
The best thing that ever
Happened to me up at this college
315
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,041
Was the night that you invited
Me to that sorority dance
316
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,676
And we came here instead.
317
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,066
Well, you were quite a hunk.
318
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,103
Did someone mention
My name? Moose!
319
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,642
Say hello to the moose, fluff!
320
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,111
Hey-y-y, moose!
321
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,748
Whee! A pep rally,
And I forgot my beanie.
322
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,718
I called in today
For reservations.
323
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,987
I called yesterday.
324
00:15:57,056 --> 00:16:00,758
He did too. He's very
Good on the phone.
325
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,526
Sign here.
326
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,628
Check-out time is 12:00.
327
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,630
No drinking, no
Eating, no smoking,
328
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,477
No loud parties,
No loud television.
329
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,069
We count the towels.
20 bucks in front. Enjoy.
330
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,673
Oh, could you hurry it up,
Hank? You know my calves.
331
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,808
Oh, poor fluffy and her calves.
332
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,177
My calves always hurt.
333
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,880
- do yours?
- no.
334
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,383
Heck, we've got a couple
Hours before the old wingding.
335
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,584
I sure could use
Me a brew, moose.
336
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,154
- great, hank. I'll buy.
- no, no, no, no. I buy.
337
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,423
Oh, hanky, I'm gonna
Be a big pooh-pooh,
338
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,958
But I've just got
To put up my legs.
339
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,061
Oh, that's all
Right, honey. Here.
340
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,107
Carmen, would you
Like to go up with her?
341
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,210
Didn't you say you were having
A problem with your gams?
342
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,735
Oh, heck, no. She's
Got great legs.
343
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,547
Show 'em your legs, honey.
344
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,482
It's all right, arthur.
I'll meet you in the room.
345
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,018
- well...
- I don't mind.
346
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,508
Kiss, kiss, hanky!
347
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,113
- don't be too long.
- uh, yeah. I...
348
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,182
Boy, I tell you,
349
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,185
That carmen is really
U.S.D.A. Choice still.
350
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,214
- what?
- and old fluffy can still
Shake those pom-poms.
351
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,268
- huh?
- I tell you, moose,
I'm spittin' cotton.
352
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,736
- come on!
- look, hank...
353
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,993
God, I have missed you.
354
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,496
I've missed you too, hank.
355
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,331
Start 'em pourin'.
356
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,868
I only serve 3.2 beer.
357
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,770
You want to see our I.D.S?
358
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,274
Of all the gin joints in all the
World, you had to walk into mine.
359
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,942
Bogart. Good.
360
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,589
- there you go.
- aw.
361
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,325
Sorry. Too little,
Too late, too bad.
362
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,649
Aw. Well, I get the first toast.
363
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,817
- it's your pleasure.
- okay.
364
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,091
- to our ladies.
- I'll drink to that.
365
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,193
They're wonderful, moose,
366
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,195
Even if the joke was on us.
367
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,397
Listen, would you not call me...
368
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,632
What? "Moose"?
369
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,546
I've been calling
You that for 25 years.
370
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,704
What do you mean, "Even
Though the joke was on us"?
371
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,040
Nothing. That sorority
Thing. You know.
372
00:17:56,109 --> 00:18:00,077
- no.
- when carmen and fluffy
Were pledges... The dance.
373
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:03,113
Oh, the one carmen asked
Me to. That was our first date.
374
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,261
Yeah. She only made the date
Because we were on the "Dip" list.
375
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,285
You know, I brought a...
376
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,521
Huh?
377
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,011
It was the same
Thing with fluffy.
378
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,471
It was part of their initiation.
379
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,895
Oh, come on.
380
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,831
You knew that.
381
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,835
Well, what did you think?
382
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,070
Little carmen was
Tracking the moose?
383
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,038
Come on!
384
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,315
Some cheese?
385
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,184
No, thanks.
386
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,019
A gherkin, perhaps?
387
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,422
No.
388
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,092
Any of those crab puffs left?
389
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,227
No, I'm sorry.
390
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,930
- oh!
- aw.
391
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,032
- uh, ven...
- hmm? Oh!
392
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,868
- oh, I'm sorry.
- damn.
393
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,469
Oh, it's okay.
394
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,538
Uh, andy travis.
395
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,084
Hi. Jackie winston.
396
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,953
I'm sorry. I didn't
Mean to interrupt.
397
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,777
- that's all right. This is...
- I'm venus's psychiatrist.
398
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,546
- what?
- really?
399
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,715
- yeah.
- and his hour
Was just up.
400
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:15,486
What about my next appointment?
I've got a lot to work out. You know...
401
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,891
Call the office. Bye.
402
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,259
Yeah. Bye.
403
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,562
Nice lady. She any good?
404
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,099
What?
405
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,636
I could use a good
Psychiatrist today.
406
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,671
Why are you still here?
407
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,839
I'm hanging out,
Just kicking back.
408
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,809
This whole entire day's
Gone wrong for me,
409
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,778
And darned if I know why.
410
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,481
- tell me about it.
- hey, are those gherkins?
411
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,683
Yeah.
412
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,585
Oh, thanks.
413
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,953
So, uh,
414
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,790
- what's with you?
- nothing. Cheese?
415
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,625
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
416
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,031
It's too bad there's not
Some wine hidden around here.
417
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,348
Arthur.
418
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,350
Arthur?
419
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,218
Oh.
420
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,886
Hi, carmen.
421
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,555
Are you okay? I got worried.
422
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,459
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't
Mean to worry you.
423
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,629
Oh, that's all right,
Arthur. It was silly to worry.
424
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:35,566
You don't have much
Time to get dressed.
425
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,568
Would you be
Terribly disappointed
426
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,103
If we just went straight home?
427
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,139
Tonight?
428
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,608
Skip the reunion?
429
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,510
What's wrong?
430
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,615
Carmen, why did you invite
Me to that sorority dance?
431
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:56,253
Oh, arthur, that
Was 25... Oh, dear.
432
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,456
I know that I wasn't,
You know, very popular,
433
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,525
But "Dip list"?
434
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,862
Who told you that?
435
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,130
I've always kind
Of thought maybe
436
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,201
You spotted me in
That mascot's outfit...
437
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,002
I did.
438
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,715
No one will ever forget
439
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:17,174
Your homemade cardinal suit.
440
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,577
Arthur, it wasn't you.
441
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,313
All the omegas
Were on the dip list.
442
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,814
I'm sorry.
443
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,819
Why? It's true.
444
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:32,122
- but, arthur,
We didn't go to that dance.
- well, yeah, but...
445
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,658
- we came here.
- shh. Shh.
446
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,527
Arthur, you know we just
Came here for a hamburger.
447
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,029
Well, yeah.
448
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,065
But somehow the word spread
449
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,667
That something more happened.
450
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,202
Oh?
451
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:48,538
Someone suggested a lot more.
452
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,075
Who-who would do that?
453
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:55,112
I didn't mind. I
Kind of liked it.
454
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,480
You did?
455
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,650
We've had more than
25 years together.
456
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,719
I'm happy about the way
Things worked out. Aren't you?
457
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,722
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
458
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:07,157
But, you know, somehow I
Always thought, carmen,
459
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,360
That you pursued me.
460
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,995
I mean, to everybody else
On campus, I was mo-o-ose,
461
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:19,370
But to you... To you I
Was always arthur.
462
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:23,007
Arthur, we didn't
Go to that dance.
463
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,342
And I didn't join that
Sorority because...
464
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:28,078
- because you felt
Sorry for me.
- no!
465
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:30,647
Because to get
In, I had to show up
466
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,016
With a loser, a dip, a clown.
467
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,351
Thanks, carmen.
468
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,721
And one minute after
You picked me up,
469
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:40,858
I knew you were
None of those things.
470
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,027
You were for me.
471
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,902
I'm sorry I raised my voice.
472
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,040
Are we gonna miss
That dance again?
473
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,547
- play...
- uh, uh!
474
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,620
Huh?
475
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,689
Oh, arthur.
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