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♪ I want you to rock,
Rock, rock, rock me babe ♪
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♪ rock me babe, rock
Me baby, rock me babe ♪
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♪ you don't know what I need ♪
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♪ I want you to
Keep rocking me ♪
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♪ you don't know what I want ♪
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♪ I want you to
Keep rocking me ♪
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♪ everything I love ♪
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♪ I want you to keep rocking ♪
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♪ give it, give it to me baby ♪
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All right, bright-eyed babies.
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That was "Dominique,
Nique" from the "Singing nun."
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At about, uh, 5
O'clock in the a.M.
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And this is the doctor,
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Sitting in for your favorite
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All-night man and
Mine, moss steiger.
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We sure miss him, don't we?
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What have we got here? Oh, yeah.
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"Say wkrp-ites,
It's that lucky krp
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"Win a keen portable
Radio time, win...
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Yours truly, insert name here."
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I tell you what, babies,
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I'm just gonna
Level with you, uh...
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We got about 50 of these
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100-pound body-builder
Model portable radios.
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And... You put 'em
Up on the shoulder,
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You wander into
A crowd of people
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Who have no interest
In your musical taste.
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They'll part like the
Red sea, believe me.
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Uh... We're really looking
To, uh, unload 'em quick,
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You know what I mean so.
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Uh... Anybody who
Recognizes at least three
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Of the many obscene
Words in this next tune,
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Give me a call and you
Could stagger out of here
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With one of those in your
Hand, if you can carry it.
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And we're gonna stay right
Into the promised solid hour
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Of the very solid
Late-great otis redding.
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And remember, I'm
Standing by my phones,
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Lemme hear those obscene words!
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♪ I'm a love man ♪
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♪ call me the love man ♪
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♪ oooh, baby I'm the love man ♪
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♪ that's what they
Call me I'm a love man ♪
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Krp!
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♪ six feet one weigh
Two hundred and ten ♪
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Andy! What're you
Doing up at 5:07?
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Just listening, huh?
Great, h-how do I sound?
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Well, congratulations.
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No, just... By your very words
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I think you've won
Yourself a radio, pal!
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♪ make love to
You at night now ♪
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♪ make love to when
You think about it ♪
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♪ I' gonna bet you
Everything's all right ♪
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♪ ooh baby I'm a love man ♪
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♪ that's what they
Call me I'm a love man ♪
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♪ say there goes a love man ♪
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♪ six feet one weigh
Two hundred and ten ♪
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♪ long hair... Real fair skin ♪
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♪ I'm long legged
And I'm-a out-a sight ♪
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♪ my, my babe I'm
Gonna take you out ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm a love man ♪
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♪ ooh baby I'm a love man ♪
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati... ♪
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Walter and dan and
Harry and morley and mike,
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All looked up at me with
Their eyes bulging out
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Like little baby
Pigs and pleaded...
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"Please, mr. Nessman.
Please, mr. Award winner.
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"Please don't come to new york
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And put us newsmen out of work."
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Ah-ha! What did you tell them?
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Well, I never speak
In my dreams, jennifer,
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That's just how I am.
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Of course, you are.
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Oh, yes I'm the great pretender,
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Ooh, ooh...
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Pretending that
You're still around,
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Ooh, ooh...
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My need is such...
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I pretend too much...
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I'm lonely but no one can tell
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...
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Oh!, oh! Oh!
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Good morning, les.
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Johnny, my space
Has been violated!
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Congratulations!
It's about time!
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Oh! Thank god!
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Les, where's the coffee pot?
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I don't know.
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Somebody's taken my typewriter.
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Hey, man, there's a
Whole lot of stuff missing.
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Les: good-god!
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Les, I hate to say this,
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But I think we have been robbed.
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Somebody must
Have jimmied the lock!
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Jimmied it? I think they
Took the whole door!
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Six kind of meats,
Seven kind of cheeses,
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And little tiny olives,
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Placed in the shape of
The station call letters,
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Unlimited champagne,
Not too expensive,
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A bartender, and for class...
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A coat check girl,
In a very short skirt.
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- oh!
- go on. Tell the truth.
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Is that the perfect
Party or what?
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Yeah. Who was there?
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Was? No, no, no, no.
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This is what I'm planning
For us this friday night.
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Who?
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The station, wkrp.
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I mean, er, er, we're inviting
Every ad agency in town.
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Oh!
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You know, I-I rented the
Banquette room downstairs.
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You approved this weeks ago.
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For this friday.
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Every adman in the
City will be there.
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Don't you remember?
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Oh, probably.
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Oh! Yeah! Yeah, of course I do.
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You... You son of a gun,
You had me goin' nut.
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What... You-you know,
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Ole herby was completely
Fooled by your dumb act.
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That's great, big guy.
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Oh, that's a hoot, ah!
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It was pretty good, wasn't it?
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Good, golly!
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Well, mr. Carlson,
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I didn't want you to
See your office like this.
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It's a mess.
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We've been robbed!
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Oh, no!
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That's awful.
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They hit the lobby too.
I don't know what else.
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I feel just terrible.
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Yeah, so do I.
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I've... I've never
Been robbed. I-I, no...
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Oh!
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They took my big
Boss 650 rod and reel.
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It-it's gone!
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I... I'm afraid they, uh,
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They took all of your
Hobby equipment too.
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- what?
- your toys.
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Mr. Carlson, I-I think I
Better go call the police
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If we still have a
Phone left anywhere.
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I'm sorry.
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Jennifer...
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Why would somebody
Do this to me?
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I... I never hurt them.
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I know.
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You know, I... I doubt
If I even know them.
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Why that? Uh, I don't
Think they even know me.
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Who knows?
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We could pass on the street
Without knowing, you know.
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I think so.
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Okay, les. Give me your list.
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Wonder why they didn't
Steal any of my awards.
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I don't know, les.
Now, what was taken?
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Here. The silver sow
Alone is invaluable.
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The fools!
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Here's the list of the
Things that were stolen
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From the lobby and
Mr. Carlson's office.
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- wow! Two pages?
- uh-huh.
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Now, mr. Carlson is
Really pretty upset.
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He even ordered a
Burglar alarm system
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Without clearing
It with his mother.
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He wanted it installed today,
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But the best anybody
Could do is friday.
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No! I don't believe this.
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I had $300 in concert tickets.
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300? You told me 200?
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He told me 100.
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The point is they're gone.
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Well, nothing missing
In my desk here.
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Yep, so I'm okay too.
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Interesting!
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And neither of you
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Allegedly heard anything
Last night either, did you?
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Now, what does that mean, les?
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Just that it's... Interesting.
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Come on, les! Johnny's no thief.
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He's a bum!
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Venus wouldn't do it
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Because he'd be the
First person we'd suspect.
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- very sensitive of you, herb.
- I know.
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And I also know that we
Ought to line these guys up
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And shoot 'em right
Between the eyes.
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Wait a second. You think
These people should be killed
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For a couple of hundred bucks'
Worth of office equipment?
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John, uh, th-the point is,
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We're not even safe
In our own office!
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I'll tell you all somethin'.
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I've been considering,
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For my own piece
Of mind, buying a gun.
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Nothing dangerous
About that, is it?
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Modern society, as we know it,
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Is doomed to a painful
And stinking death.
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Bailey, the police are
Waiting for that list,
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Oh, and add the 50 give-away
Radios, they're gone too.
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Oh! No!
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This makes me sick.
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It's like I wanna scrub
Everything before I touch it.
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How about looking on
The bright side of this, huh?
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Nobody was hurt.
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Johnny here could have
Been hit over the head
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Or shot or worse.
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You know, he was here alone.
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True, I haven't thought
About it that way.
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All right, it's just
Been a break-in.
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They happen all the time.
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I mean, it's... It's
Our turn now.
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What's the odds of that
Happening twice, huh?
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Oh, you know...
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Now the police suggest
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That we watch ourselves at home.
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The thieves walked out of here
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With our entire personnel file.
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They have our home addresses,
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The hours we work,
And even our salaries.
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So, uh, be careful about it.
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That settles it!
This citizen's angry!
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Everybody, I'd like to say a
Few words about that robbery.
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I know how each of you feels.
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I certainly feel
The same way myself.
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It's frightening to think
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Somebody walk into
Our offices last night,
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Yet we can't let this...
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Change the way we live.
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Things have got to
Get back to normal.
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That's why I'm asking each
Of you, including myself,
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To show up friday night
For herb's advertising party
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Or reception or
Whatever the heck is that.
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All: oh, good god!
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Look, I don't
Wanna go to that...
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I don't wanna go to
That thing anymore
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Than the rest of you do.
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Like my mother has said
On numerous occasions,
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The least you can do
Is try to act normal.
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Now by throwing this switch,
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The system is fully activated.
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Uh-huh, the blue one?
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No, the green one.
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All right. Uh-huh.
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Now, we are tied
Into the police station
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Through the phone lines,
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Where an alarm goes off
If anyone opens that door.
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- hey...
- see you all friday night.
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Oh, yeah, you bet.
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- 8 o'clock, right?
- right.
254
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:35,552
Hello, officer. This is
Wkrp. We're just testing
255
00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,989
The system again.
256
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,498
I, uh... Guess you know
Why I ordered this...
257
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,567
This system, jennifer?
258
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,768
Certainly not because
259
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:53,070
You're surrendering
To urban paranoia.
260
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:54,405
No! No, no, no.
261
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,175
And not because it's
Just a great big fun toy.
262
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,278
No.
263
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,579
You installed it
264
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,781
Because it's a
Reasonable response
265
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,317
To an unreasonable situation.
266
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,496
- oh, yeah.
- mm-hmm.
267
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,487
- yeah.
- now, where were we?
268
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:12,456
Um, f-fully
Activated, I believe.
269
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:18,028
Okay, here we go and...
There we are again.
270
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,497
Ah-ha!
271
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,500
See, now if anybody
Opens that door,
272
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:26,637
An alarm sounds here,
And at the police station.
273
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,138
And then help is on the way,
274
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,440
Unless you call this number
275
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,749
That I have written down
Right over here, you see.
276
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,113
So this is what's gonna
Keep all the bad people, huh?
277
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,415
Looks like a fun toy!
278
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,761
Well, it isn't that
Happens to be
279
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,218
An unreasonable response
To a reasonable situation.
280
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,228
at 8:30, this is venus on wkrp
281
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,377
providing the musical
Score to delight.
282
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,499
Sounds good, doesn't it?
283
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,169
But, herb, this gala was
Supposed to start at 8 o'clock.
284
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,216
Look, if nobody is gonna
Show, I'd like to get home.
285
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,817
I'm worried about my
Family being there alone.
286
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,441
Hey, why don't you let him
Go, herb, be a sport, huh.
287
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,676
Where's your name tag?
288
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,425
He ate it. I saw him.
289
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,493
You-you guys are
Having fun, aren't you?
290
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,717
Honestly, herb, when
It's 10 o'clock, I am gone.
291
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,066
You got something more
Important to do, huh?
292
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,434
I'm gonna spend
Another sleepless night
293
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,558
At my apartment
Sitting by the phone
294
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,260
Listening to noises.
295
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,639
It's the same at
My house, bailey.
296
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,330
Can I go home too, herb?
297
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,232
No, no, no, wait. Just a minute.
298
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,435
Didn't you people pay
Attention the other day
299
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,604
To the stirring
Words of the big guy?
300
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,240
We were asked to act normal.
301
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,776
I don't know about you guys,
But I'm gonna stay right here
302
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:42,079
And try my darndest
To do just that.
303
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,350
And it's my guess that
Travis will be right beside me.
304
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,418
Right andy?
305
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,819
Get away from me, herb.
306
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,622
Who's he?
307
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,392
Uh, oh, he's nobody.
Now, uh, where were we?
308
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,538
Oh, you were telling me
309
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,239
How you first got
Interested in radio.
310
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,328
That's right.
311
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,531
Herb, your party was perverse.
312
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,639
Wait, wait, wait...?
John, john, john...
313
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,780
Wa-wait now. Look, I...
314
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,504
I-I promised lynn that a
Celebrity would be here.
315
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,007
Uh, use les, okay?
316
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,154
I'm... I wanna go upstairs,
Get a couple of hours sleep.
317
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,322
I gotta have to do the
All night shift again.
318
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,324
John, john, wait, wait
A minute, wait, wait.
319
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:17,581
I-I'll tell you what.
320
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,552
I-if you promise to stay
Just for few more minutes,
321
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:25,022
I'll tell you something
That could save your life.
322
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,558
- sure.
- okay.
323
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:31,062
Now I know you're gonna be
On the air all alone tonight.
324
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,496
So today I bought a gun.
325
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,133
What?
326
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,812
It's in my desk if you need it.
327
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:40,104
Top left drawer,
And it's loaded.
328
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,074
What a... Have a nice
Time at the party.
329
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,547
Ah! Ah! Welcome! Welcome! Ha-ha.
330
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,482
I'm with brady and silver.
331
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,050
Oh, well. I'm herb tarlek,
332
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,619
Executive sales manager,
Wkrp and you're, uh...
333
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,455
Hilda. I-I run the
Mailroom at the agency.
334
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,764
Venus is here my
Children, always close by
335
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,166
And through the
Heavens of a lonely night,
336
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,035
There's just the two of us.
337
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,404
Bill withers and grover
Washington junior.
338
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,090
♪ I see the crystal
Raindrops fall ♪
339
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,459
♪ and the beauty of it all ♪
340
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,129
♪ is when the sun
Comes shining through ♪
341
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,200
♪ to make those
Rainbows in my mind ♪
342
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,369
♪ when I think of you sometime ♪
343
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,705
♪ and I want to spend
Some time with you ♪
344
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,809
♪ just the two of us ♪
345
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:55,079
♪ we can make it if we try ♪
346
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,692
- what's happening?
- ah! Ah!
347
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,827
- what's wrong with you, man?
- take it easy.
348
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,891
You take it easy. I
Think I hurt myself.
349
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,655
Did you set off the alarm?
350
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,356
No, the door was unlocked
351
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,625
When I came in,
The alarm was off.
352
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,230
♪ we look for love
No time for tears ♪
353
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,633
♪ wasted water's all that is ♪
354
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,202
♪ and it don't make
No flowers grow ♪
355
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,109
This is no false alarm officer.
356
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,278
No, we...
357
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,724
Yeah, right, uh, but, look I'm
Not kidding around this time.
358
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:33,784
This... Yeah, I know.
But look it was...
359
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,453
Yeah. All right, uh...
360
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,757
Well, he said call him when
The shooting starts, huh.
361
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,497
So now what?
362
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,299
Check out the station
To see if there is anybody
363
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,735
Out there who shouldn't be.
364
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,947
Yeah, and they shouldn't be.
365
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,103
It's a good point.
366
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,107
Look, herb told
Me something today
367
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,420
In the strictest of confidence.
368
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,910
He's got a gun in his desk.
369
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,891
And said I was the
Only person he told.
370
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,835
- I heard about it from les.
- oh.
371
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,752
I don't wanna go get the gun.
372
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,533
Why not? You're the vietnam vet.
373
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,367
You've got experience
With weapons.
374
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,169
I swore I'd never
Touch another gun, man.
375
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,459
I don't wanna shoot anybody.
376
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,539
Maybe we're getting a
Little carried away here.
377
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,603
- yeah, we sure are.
- right, I mean...
378
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,633
Why would the robbers
Come back anyway?
379
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,613
Yeah, everything of
Value's already stolen.
380
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,637
Right.
381
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,706
Of course is it
Has been replaced.
382
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,535
- brand new stuff.
- yeah.
383
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,513
You know what?
384
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,715
We could get the
Gun and unload it.
385
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,484
That's safe, huh?
386
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,587
Yeah, I... Guess we could
Then check out the station.
387
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,689
Yeah. I mean, we're
Just paranoid.
388
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,758
I know I am.
389
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,562
- just noisy false alarm.
- yeah.
390
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,108
Come here.
391
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,317
- you know I was just thinkin'...
- me too.
392
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,397
If there's anybody out
There and have a loaded gun,
393
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,865
- oh, right, - or
They see our gun...
394
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,367
We shouldn't unload ours, right?
395
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,758
You pick up a gun, you
Better be ready to use it.
396
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,138
- top drawer?
- right.
397
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,129
He said left.
398
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,098
All of society will be crushed
399
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,101
Under the massive weight
Of man's basic disrespect
400
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,202
For his fellowmen.
401
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,149
Heard of the
Testimony of john dunn
402
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,750
Said "Not to know for
Whom the bell tolls;
403
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,607
It tolls for thee!"
404
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,675
What bell?
405
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,480
Excuse me. Have you two
Noticed anything strange?
406
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,715
The kid with the round glasses.
407
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,185
Uh, no. I mean, no-no music.
408
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,019
It's unlike venus to mess up.
409
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:52,723
Excuse me, big guy.
410
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,226
I've got two real agency vips,
411
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,538
They want to talk
To the man in charge.
412
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,428
- well.
- have you seen andy?
413
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:05,635
Did I say andy? I meant arty.
414
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,744
May I call you arty?
415
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,380
Don't point that
Thing man! It scares me!
416
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,260
Oh, you want to take it? Fine.
417
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,195
- I didn't say that.
- well, it's your turn man.
418
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,416
watch it. Watch it.
419
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,257
One of us just turned pale.
420
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,238
Fever!
421
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,528
Man, when we started this,
422
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,141
I didn't think we're
Gonna find anybody.
423
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,532
Venus, bad planning.
424
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,734
- what's going on here?
- shhhh!
425
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,437
Why's the front door unlocked
And the alarm turned off?
426
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,149
- shhhh.
- why do you shhhh me for?
427
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,751
The thieves are back
In there in your office.
428
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,107
We got 'em cornered.
429
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,312
- well, that settles it.
- shhh!
430
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,415
There's three of
Us including johnny.
431
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,152
- we got the rod.
- the rod?
432
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:59,190
Sure. Rod, piece,
Gat, iron, heater.
433
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,763
It's-it's-it's andy, venus.
Put-put the gun down.
434
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,569
Put the gun... Down!
435
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,477
What are you guys doin'?
436
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,785
Pulling the leg of the
Old program director, huh?
437
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:24,883
Sorry, andy, man.
438
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,186
Look guys, I-I...
439
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,233
I told you not to
Play around with guns.
440
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,690
Oh! Shut up, man!
441
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,291
Is that a real gun?
442
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,392
Yeah, it is.
443
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,595
- it's not loaded.
- yes, it is.
444
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:41,098
Oh, my god. You
Aimed that at me.
445
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,099
At me!
446
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,267
Travis I think that...
447
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,669
No dj has ever pointed
A gun at me before!
448
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,805
Not at any station
I've ever worked!
449
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,574
Oh sure, I mean, we've had
Some problems before, but...
450
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,322
Woman: baby, what's
Going on out there?
451
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,382
Travis, who's in my office?
452
00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:03,587
Uh... Uh...
453
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,189
Oh, hi, has the
Party moved up here?
454
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,058
Oh, well, woo, woo, woo.
455
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,096
Everybody, meet stella.
456
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,198
That's her, she is right there.
457
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:18,101
Uh, well, andrew was just
Showing me his office, uh.
458
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,798
Hey, uh, do all these
People work for you, huh?
459
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,410
Uh, andy, mr. Travis,
460
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,587
I suggest you have
One of your employees
461
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,422
Get a record on the air.
462
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,690
We may be forced to fire
Your program director.
463
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,442
I'm sorry, andy, man. I
Wasn't gonna shoot you.
464
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,332
I was gonna shoot... Damn!
465
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,401
It's my fault too, trap.
466
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,510
We'll chat about
This later, all right?
467
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,699
Uh, I'll put the record on,
468
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,819
It gives the great
Excuse to live their own.
469
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,083
Should I go with you or
Wait in your office, huh?
470
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,016
I'm sorry,
Mr. Carlson. I'm, uh...
471
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:07,964
Then unload that
Thing, will you?
472
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,502
I know better than this, man.
473
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,694
Well, I-I think we were
Both more affected
474
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:17,802
By the robbery thing.
475
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:20,163
Yeah, I-I got carried away.
476
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,733
Well, let's face it.
I... Think we all did.
477
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,134
Not me.
478
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:27,237
I've been expecting the
Downfall of modern society.
479
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,543
Well, I think you missed
It, les, it already happened.
480
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,645
That could be the case, venus.
481
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,346
However, I...
482
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,349
I refuse to give up
Faith in my fellow man.
483
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:43,187
Well! Here's where
Everybody is hiding.
484
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:46,657
I really hope you're in
The mood for a surprise.
485
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,269
Oh, well, I really
Don't think so.
486
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:49,805
And I think I can
Speak for everybody.
487
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,061
Too bad.
488
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:54,498
While you were all up here
Doing heaven knows what,
489
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,166
Downstairs at the party,
490
00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,434
Somebody took off with
All the coats and purses.
491
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:03,642
Oh, jeez!
492
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:08,044
And we-we've got nobody
To blame but ourselves!
493
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,675
And on the other hand...
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