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From washington,
Which by the way
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I'll be visiting
Next week in person
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For a presidential
Press conference,
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An honor by the way,
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Which is not implanted
To many reporters
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Outside of the
Washington press corps.
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From washington, the new
Secretary of agriculture,
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John block, who by
The way is a hog farmer,
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Announced that
President regan...
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Johnny and venus: reagan!
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Who by the way is a rancher,
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Would be making a firm
Subsidy announcement
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As soon as he studies
The subsidy study.
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This is les nessman
Saying, "This is les nessman."
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Where's the button?
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- hey, don't touch it...
- they're probably wires, les.
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No, no, don't touch the button.
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Announcer on radio:
this is les nessman!
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and bow les nessman commentary.
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Do you mind?
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cincinnati's award winner,
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offers his perspective on the
Events that shaped our world,
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our community, and our lives.
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America...
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Who was that lady I
Saw you with last night?
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Could it have been
The sweet seductress,
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Known as the
Communist conspiracy?
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Was it she, who stood
Under the street light,
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Luring the farm boys
With her broad shoulders?
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Beware...
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Think about it!
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This is les nessman.
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Ah, not again, les, please.
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Hi, booker t. & the m.G.'s
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- hello, les.
- hello, andy.
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Les, les...
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Les: are you about
To yell at me?
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Of course not,
Les, I don't yell.
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I'm an easygoing guy with
A natural ability to lead.
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People just seem
Wanna do what I tell 'em.
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Look, les...
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Thank you, andy.
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Ah, les, I'm not here to talk
About your commentary.
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In a matter of fact, I
Won't even mention it
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Beyond saying that
If you ever do it again,
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I will yell at you severely.
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Now what I wanted
To talk to you about
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Was your trip to washington for
The presidential press conference.
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We've run into a snag.
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But mr. Carlson said I could go.
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He even suggested I spend
The whole week there.
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Well, les, that was my idea.
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And snag is not in our end.
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- it...
- what is it, andy?
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The white house press
Conference called me
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And told me they're gonna
Hold your credentials.
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The secret service seems
To have the impression
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That you might pose
Some sort of threat.
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It's crazy, you know.
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It's because I work for a
Rock and roll station, isn't it?
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I don't know about that.
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Like I said we have reached
The snag, but listen...
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We're not about to
Just throw in our cards.
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Don't they know who I am?
Don't I have a reputation?
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But we're not gonna
Let that stand in our way.
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Hi.
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You guys know where is
The fire extinguisher is?
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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That's when he promised me
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The dream trip
To paris in april.
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Oh, paris in spring.
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That's why I wanna surprise him.
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Would you help me
Brush up on my french?
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Sure.
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I put together a few key phrases
That I think I just might need.
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- they're right here.
- okay.
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- good morning, ladies.
- not now, herb.
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Thank you for a lovely evening.
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That's perfect.
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Have you forgotten to take
Your hard pills, oh, jennifer?
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- good, that's good.
- might come in handy.
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Please don't spoil this special
Evening with such suggestions.
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Like I'm too busy to
Parley-voo around here anyway.
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- no, herb.
- what?
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Mr. Carlson is having
A very private meeting
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And he told me not to
Let just anyone else in.
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Who's in there?
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Andy, les, and mr. Carlson.
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I don't suppose you know
What they're talking about.
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Well, not exactly,
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But I'm pretty sure
It's not a meeting
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To bring in some
Gung-ho guy in sales
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To sell the station the
Way it should be sold.
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Ah, heck, I'm really too busy
To hang around here anyway.
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If anybody ask,
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Tell them I'll be out on
Sales calls all day long, and
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I probably won't be
Back till very, very late.
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Does this have to involve
Me, I mean right at this moment?
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Yes, sir, I'm afraid it does.
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Now what has happened,
To put this in a nut shell,
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No offense, les.
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Is that wkrp will
Not be represented at
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The presidential press
Conference next week.
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Oh, fine. Thanks
For letting me know.
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Hey, no, no, no, sir.
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The secret service has
Refused our newsman
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Because they say he
Poses some possible threat.
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Threat? To whom?
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Uh. They're afraid of a
Little honest journalism.
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They know me for
The hard-hitting,
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Bare knuckle kind of guy I am.
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I am sorry about this,
Les, I mean I really am.
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Maybe we could send you some
Place else for a week or two.
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You see, a farm community with a
Fast breaking livestock scandal.
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Well, mr. Carlson. It's
No longer a question of...
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No, just getting les out
Of time for a few days.
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Fast breaking livestock scandal.
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Les has the right to find out
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Why he's been turned
Down by the secret service.
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You know, there
Might be a mistake.
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They're afraid of
Me. Afraid of my mind.
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Then on the other, that
Might not be a mistake,
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But the point it is, les...
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We should go down
To the federal building,
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And we should get to
The bottom of this thing.
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Ah, you're right.
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And I think a show of
Support from his employer
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Will be very helpful, sir.
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That'll be really, really
Good. Thank you, travis.
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I mean, nobody is gonna push
One of our reporters around
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At least not without a fight.
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Well, you just go
On and take the rest
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The afternoon if it's necessary
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And if you have to
Call in the big artillery,
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You know where to find me.
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As I was saying, in the
Words of hal holbrook,
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Will you explain the
Part of mark twain?
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Let's go.
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I have my passport, my
Ticket, and my own money.
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So don't threaten me.
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You're doing the right
Thing, mr. Carlson.
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You're gonna thank yourself
When this is all over with.
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It's possible, I guess.
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We got a coach,
We'll be right back.
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You're gonna wear
Jeans, are you?
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Jennifer... I'll be away
From the office for a while.
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Aha!
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Sorry about all
The secrecy in there.
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We just wouldn't
Want to embarrass les,
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Before it was necessary.
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- aha!
- that's the thinking anyway.
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- aha!
- not mine of course.
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Of course sure.
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Don grusin for the farm.
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Fine, that's okay.
Come, let's go.
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Andy, the insurance
Company called.
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They need an estimate on
The damage caused by the fire.
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What fire?
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Ah, excuse me, sir.
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I'm looking for the branch
Officer of the secret service.
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Just a minute.
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- andy is this it or not?
- uh just a minute.
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Oh!
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Now... Can I help you?
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Building directory
Said that this is the room
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But then it says treasure
Department here on the door.
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You see the secret service is
Part of the treasury department
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But very people
Seem to know that.
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- I knew it.
- well, good.
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Ah, ah, this is arthur carlson,
General manager of wkrp radio,
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Less nessman over
There our newsman,
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And I am andy travis,
The program director.
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- you are, uh...
- special agent berwick.
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Tell me, sir, you
Familiar with our station?
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Is it here in town?
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Ah, yes, it is.
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- look. Now, mr. Berwick...
- special agent berwick
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- right - thanks.
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Special agent berwick,
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The officer at the
Washington office said
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You might be able
To help us here.
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- dc?
- yes.
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We want to find out
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Why our newsman's
Credentials were help up
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For president regan's
Press conference next week.
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You people are afraid of me.
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Ah, huh.
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Les nessman here is
No threat to anyone.
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We stand by and
We vouch for him.
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Mr. Carlson?
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Oh, yeah. That's exactly
How we're feeling.
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By god, and thank
You for your time.
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No we are not going.
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We would kinda like to
Get to the bottom of this.
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Sure you would.
It's a serious matter.
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A lot of people think we get
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A little carried away in
Our security measures, but...
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Nessman...
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A.K.A. The news beacon
Of the ohio valley, huh.
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Oooh!
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Well, here it is.
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Here what is?
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It's your radical
Affiliations, mr. Nessman.
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What radical affiliations?
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Well, I'm a member of the
Hoedown square dancing club.
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No. No, I'm talking
About your father.
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Daddy?
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Twice accused of selling
Government secrets.
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My father ran a
Laundromat in dayton, ohio.
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Well, according
To this information
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He was also a barber at
The pentagon for a time.
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Which pentagon?
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As well as approving,
Card-carrying communist.
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Communist?
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Well, obviously you have
The wrong news beacon.
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Right.
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And it don't rain in
Indianapolis in summer time.
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We're not doing too
Good, are we, andy?
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Les, there is nothing
Funny about this.
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I know.
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And I don't wanna hear anymore
Bogus information about daddy.
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Excuse me.
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Andy: oh, no, wait, wait, les.
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I have to get back
To work, andy,
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After which special
Agent berwick,
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I'll be writing a rather fiery
Letter to my congressmen.
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Wait a minute, les. Les.
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I'll be see about les.
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I'll... I'll see you
Back at the station.
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Les, a-andy, wait, wait.
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Good creepy.
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I hope you can backup
Your accusations,
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- mr. Berkhaus...
- it's berwick.
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But it is inconceivable to me
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That les nessman's
Father was a communist.
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- was? Hmm... Is.
- ah, ha.
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Wait you see that proves that
This thing is full of mistakes
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Because his father
Died three years ago.
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I went to the funeral.
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Every laundromat manager
In dayton was at that day.
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00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,726
No, that was his stepfather.
250
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,129
I'm talking about
His real father.
251
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,765
Frankly I don't know what
You're talking about mister.
252
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,779
But I can tell you
This, that kid is no more
253
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,102
A radical communist
Spec than I am.
254
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,008
Your name is travis?
255
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,380
Oh, no, wait a minute.
256
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,248
- andy travis?
- ah, huh.
257
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,422
Bonjour, wkrp.
258
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,226
Mr. Carlson...
259
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,697
Hello?
260
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,136
- can't pay for it.
- well, I'm not either.
261
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,470
Well, I'm not gonna pay for it.
262
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,072
Well, I'm going to
Pay for it either.
263
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,651
You said you were an
Electrical engineer.
264
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,743
No, I said I dated an
Electrical engineer.
265
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,078
Ah!
266
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,467
Jennifer, do you know that
Man almost single-handedly
267
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,360
Destroyed the control room
And he won't even take the wrought.
268
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,494
- what?
- yes.
269
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,446
- see I can...
- I'm not gonna pay for it.
270
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,601
Jennifer, les and andy
Get back here, yet?
271
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,958
Oui.
272
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,494
Then tell them I wanna see
Them in my office right away.
273
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,997
No on second
Thought, just tell les.
274
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,007
Now just call them both,
Weird time to get in here.
275
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,105
Les, you can't continue to
Go on half-cuff like this, huh.
276
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,439
Ah, mr. Carlson,
277
00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,741
He's still pretty shook up.
278
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,721
I told him we have a legal
Recourse in this matter.
279
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,045
Andy, will you please my office?
280
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,425
I knew I was right
At the very beginning,
281
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,609
That we shouldn't be in
It. This is private matter.
282
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,620
Leave?
283
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,024
Me?
284
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,994
Well, I... I attend
All the meetings.
285
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,646
Les, you're pretty close
To your mother, aren't you?
286
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,051
Yes, of course.
Everybody should be.
287
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,354
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that.
288
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:46,457
Ah, that's... That was...
Not I was trying to say.
289
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,765
Well, what is it, mr. Carlson?
290
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:53,364
Les, have you ever talked to
Your mother about your dad?
291
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,135
Yes, of course, mr. Carlson.
292
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,614
Mother has told me
On numerous occasions,
293
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,383
How daddy was planning
To build an empire
294
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,240
On the 25 cent unlimited dry.
295
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,310
No, les, huh...
296
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,648
It's not exactly what...
Would you sit down, please?
297
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,053
I talked to secret
Agent, berhouse,
298
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,556
After you left and...
299
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,226
But there's no way to tell
You this except straight out.
300
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:28,332
Les, your father... He is alive.
301
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,703
Well, he is buried.
302
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:40,344
I'm not talking about
Lester nessman senior.
303
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,773
I have seen all the papers.
I've seen the birth certificate.
304
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,184
The hearing transcripts,
The irs report...
305
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,596
I don't think I wanna
Hear anymore of this.
306
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,686
Listen.
307
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,022
Your father's real name
Is harvey moorhouse.
308
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,558
He's communist. Or better-was.
309
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,427
He divorced your mother, just
About the time you were born.
310
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,640
Now the secret service assumes
That you know all of these
311
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,498
Because he is your
Radical affiliation,
312
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,501
And that's only because his
Barber shop is over kentucky,
313
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,610
Couple of hours away.
314
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,419
Why didn't she tell me?
315
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,375
I don't know.
316
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,544
Mother hates divorce.
317
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,581
She hates it just like
She hates communism.
318
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,949
She always told me
That communists are...
319
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,187
Unreliable.
320
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,728
Call her les. Go on.
321
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,017
Call your mother
Right now and ask her.
322
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,194
Will you stay with me
While I think about it?
323
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,250
Sure.
324
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,958
Please stop pounding,
It's depressing.
325
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,025
I am not pounding.
326
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,042
And it wasn't you who was
Kicked out of this office
327
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,986
So they can have
Their private meeting.
328
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,036
Oh, dear.
329
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:17,041
Andy, andy, andy, andy...
330
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,112
You are thought of
As an easygoing guy
331
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,714
With a natural ability to lead.
332
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,117
People seem to wanna do
What you tell them to do.
333
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,736
Everything's
Straightened out in there?
334
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:39,330
Ah, well, yeah.
You know I guess.
335
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,700
Les is on the phone. You
Know how these things go.
336
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,403
Not first hand.
337
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,686
Oh, hi.
338
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,558
Heya, I'm not gonna
Get rich of you, am I?
339
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,096
Ah, there's not too
Much to cut there.
340
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,503
You... You here for
A hair cut or shave.
341
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,941
Hair cut, I guess.
342
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:27,044
Ah, that's good. You
Came to the right place.
343
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,116
Sit down.
344
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,123
Just a trim.
345
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,400
Very glad you didn't
Ordered a flat top.
346
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,095
You're harvey
Moorhouse, aren't' you?
347
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,371
You heard of my sense of humor?
348
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,739
Glad to meet you, mister?
349
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,276
Nessman. Les nessman.
350
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,245
Ah... Tell you the truth,
351
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,181
You're only the eighth
Customer I've had whole day.
352
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,517
Men don't want to
Get haircuts anymore,
353
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,253
They just wanna
Get styled, curls...
354
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,189
Does the name mean
Anything to you?
355
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,356
Whose?
356
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,457
Nessman.
357
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,093
No. Why? Should it?
358
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,377
You somebody important?
359
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,711
What are your
Feelings about politics?
360
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,934
Politics!
361
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,972
You sure like to jump right in
The conversation, don't you?
362
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,541
Hey, that's okay. I...
363
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,578
Nessman. Wait a minute.
364
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,480
Weren't there a
Nessman with the reds,
365
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,589
Back in the mid 50's?
366
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,715
The reds?
367
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,519
Yeah, second-base.
Very short stop.
368
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,188
Is that your father?
369
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,490
I went to the ball
Games with my father.
370
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,359
Oh, well, it wasn't
Him in the infield, ah?
371
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,732
Wasn't really my father.
372
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,601
He was my step-father.
373
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,035
Oh!
374
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,944
I thought of him as
My father and I still do.
375
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,340
Good for you.
376
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,644
Ah, would you
Relax a minute, eh?
377
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,447
You're screwed up
Tighter than a pig's tail.
378
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,150
Pig's tail? You're just
Bating me, aren't you?
379
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720
No. Why?
380
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,253
You have any children,
That you know of.
381
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:28,499
That's a funny joke.
Pretty old, but it's funny.
382
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,789
Do you have any children?
383
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,706
No. Not really.
384
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:40,344
Well, I have a boy but... I
Don't know where he is.
385
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,980
I haven't seen him or
His mother since he was...
386
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,048
One month old.
387
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,079
Ah, but he is a
Good-looking kid.
388
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,403
How... How do you know?
389
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,091
Because I am his father.
390
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,825
You don't laugh
At anything, do you?
391
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,213
I mean how do you know
You haven't seen him.
392
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,571
He could've come in
Here for a haircut.
393
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,506
No, no. He doesn't
Live around here.
394
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,575
He lives in dayton.
395
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,109
Besides I know...
396
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,657
It'd take me a while
To recognize him,
397
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,480
But... I'd know.
398
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,284
I am from dayton.
399
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,112
No, kidding, hey,
Maybe you know him.
400
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,154
Moved to cincinnati.
401
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,102
You came all the way from cinci
402
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,759
For a harvey moorhouse haircut?
403
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,260
Hey, wow.
404
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,296
Mr. Moorhouse, why
Don't you find your son?
405
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,167
No, ah... He is better off
406
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,956
Wherever he is. I know that.
407
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,073
Mr. Moorhouse...
408
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,942
Look, call me pops.
Everyone does.
409
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,344
Pops!
410
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,824
It's funny that's your
Nickname because...
411
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,568
Wait, wait, let me tell you.
412
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,254
When I gave up my
Son, years ago...
413
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,224
I did it to save the
Boy a lot of trouble.
414
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,060
I thought of getting into it.
415
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,030
I didn't want any other things
416
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,819
They claimed that I was doing,
417
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,068
To be put on him.
418
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,473
Would be terrible to.
419
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,976
Start life as... Ashamed
Of your own father.
420
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,515
Terrible, you know?
421
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:26,984
Yes, I do.
422
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:31,689
Well, anytime that I think
About finding him now...
423
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:37,661
I would just kinda... Say
Hello, you know. I wanna...
424
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,664
Just ah... I've to
Remind myself that I...
425
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,769
I couldn't do one good
Thing I did for the boy.
426
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:52,442
Oh, that's it. Come
On, three bucks.
427
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,245
See you're slipping back
Into your trans again.
428
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,571
Three out of five.
429
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,640
Keep it.
430
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,207
Oh!
431
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,579
You can come back anytime.
432
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,382
Thank you, mr. Moorhouse.
433
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,222
Pops.
434
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,394
I will. I'll be back.
435
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:45,162
That's good. Good.
436
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,240
Strange kid.
437
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,675
Good-looking, boy.
438
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,046
No sense of humor at all though.
439
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,723
wkrp in cincinnati.
440
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,292
we'll be back after this.
441
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,967
Well, that's beautiful.
442
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,135
What does it mean?
443
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:28,238
Well, loosely,
Renee, in my eyes,
444
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,227
You're less than
A singling worm.
445
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:34,044
Oh, that's nice.
446
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:37,514
Well, they don't seem to
Agree on who fault it up,
447
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,717
But I think we
Know who fixed it.
448
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,119
- well, I helped.
- yeah. Ready?
449
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,187
Of course.
450
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,062
Damn it.
451
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,032
- hi les.
- hello, mr. Carlson.
452
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,168
Les, how did it go?
453
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,040
Fine.
454
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,209
Oh, gee, good. Real good.
455
00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,379
Guess, I just a little curious.
456
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,582
You know, I even fantasized
457
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,184
That my mother wasn't
Really my mother.
458
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,053
But that wasn't too bad.
459
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,503
Wait about 10
Seconds and turn it on.
460
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,632
What?
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