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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,545 From washington, Which by the way 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:04,736 I'll be visiting Next week in person 3 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,716 For a presidential Press conference, 4 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,073 An honor by the way, 5 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,752 Which is not implanted To many reporters 6 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,043 Outside of the Washington press corps. 7 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,581 From washington, the new Secretary of agriculture, 8 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,651 John block, who by The way is a hog farmer, 9 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,321 Announced that President regan... 10 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:24,950 Johnny and venus: reagan! 11 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,361 Who by the way is a rancher, 12 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,207 Would be making a firm Subsidy announcement 13 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:33,698 As soon as he studies The subsidy study. 14 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:39,171 This is les nessman Saying, "This is les nessman." 15 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:40,539 Where's the button? 16 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,718 - hey, don't touch it... - they're probably wires, les. 17 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:44,120 No, no, don't touch the button. 18 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:46,224 Announcer on radio: this is les nessman! 19 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:56,087 and bow les nessman commentary. 20 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,088 Do you mind? 21 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,690 cincinnati's award winner, 22 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:01,326 offers his perspective on the Events that shaped our world, 23 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,095 our community, and our lives. 24 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,098 America... 25 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,068 Who was that lady I Saw you with last night? 26 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,117 Could it have been The sweet seductress, 27 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:16,274 Known as the Communist conspiracy? 28 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,678 Was it she, who stood Under the street light, 29 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:23,749 Luring the farm boys With her broad shoulders? 30 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,484 Beware... 31 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,189 Think about it! 32 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,424 This is les nessman. 33 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,660 Ah, not again, les, please. 34 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,194 Hi, booker t. & the m.G.'s 35 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,406 - hello, les. - hello, andy. 36 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,563 Les, les... 37 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,545 Les: are you about To yell at me? 38 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:44,436 Of course not, Les, I don't yell. 39 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:48,339 I'm an easygoing guy with A natural ability to lead. 40 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,288 People just seem Wanna do what I tell 'em. 41 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,288 Look, les... 42 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,091 Thank you, andy. 43 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,293 Ah, les, I'm not here to talk About your commentary. 44 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,673 In a matter of fact, I Won't even mention it 45 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,208 Beyond saying that If you ever do it again, 46 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,697 I will yell at you severely. 47 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,611 Now what I wanted To talk to you about 48 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,336 Was your trip to washington for The presidential press conference. 49 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,306 We've run into a snag. 50 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,342 But mr. Carlson said I could go. 51 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,577 He even suggested I spend The whole week there. 52 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,713 Well, les, that was my idea. 53 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,548 And snag is not in our end. 54 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,283 - it... - what is it, andy? 55 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:34,252 The white house press Conference called me 56 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,988 And told me they're gonna Hold your credentials. 57 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,216 The secret service seems To have the impression 58 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,326 That you might pose Some sort of threat. 59 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,435 It's crazy, you know. 60 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:46,631 It's because I work for a Rock and roll station, isn't it? 61 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,534 I don't know about that. 62 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,547 Like I said we have reached The snag, but listen... 63 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:53,516 We're not about to Just throw in our cards. 64 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,241 Don't they know who I am? Don't I have a reputation? 65 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,350 But we're not gonna Let that stand in our way. 66 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,386 Hi. 67 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,542 You guys know where is The fire extinguisher is? 68 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,526 ♪ baby, if you've Ever wondered ♪ 69 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:20,231 ♪ wondered whatever Became of me ♪ 70 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:23,468 ♪ I'm livin' on the Air in cincinnati ♪ 71 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:28,607 ♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪ 72 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:33,311 ♪ got kind of tired of Packin' and unpackin' ♪ 73 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:37,549 ♪ town to town, up And down the dial ♪ 74 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:41,587 ♪ maybe you and me Were never meant to be ♪ 75 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:45,423 ♪ just maybe think Of me once in a while ♪ 76 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:50,762 ♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪ 77 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,680 That's when he promised me 78 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:59,537 The dream trip To paris in april. 79 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:02,708 Oh, paris in spring. 80 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,987 That's why I wanna surprise him. 81 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:04,943 Would you help me Brush up on my french? 82 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,344 Sure. 83 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,947 I put together a few key phrases That I think I just might need. 84 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,226 - they're right here. - okay. 85 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,130 - good morning, ladies. - not now, herb. 86 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,688 Thank you for a lovely evening. 87 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,595 That's perfect. 88 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,499 Have you forgotten to take Your hard pills, oh, jennifer? 89 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,489 - good, that's good. - might come in handy. 90 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:44,549 Please don't spoil this special Evening with such suggestions. 91 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:52,023 Like I'm too busy to Parley-voo around here anyway. 92 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,292 - no, herb. - what? 93 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,695 Mr. Carlson is having A very private meeting 94 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,130 And he told me not to Let just anyone else in. 95 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,065 Who's in there? 96 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,700 Andy, les, and mr. Carlson. 97 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,182 I don't suppose you know What they're talking about. 98 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,539 Well, not exactly, 99 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,219 But I'm pretty sure It's not a meeting 100 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:11,243 To bring in some Gung-ho guy in sales 101 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,351 To sell the station the Way it should be sold. 102 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:20,118 Ah, heck, I'm really too busy To hang around here anyway. 103 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,321 If anybody ask, 104 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:27,225 Tell them I'll be out on Sales calls all day long, and 105 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:29,694 I probably won't be Back till very, very late. 106 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,449 Does this have to involve Me, I mean right at this moment? 107 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:41,706 Yes, sir, I'm afraid it does. 108 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,576 Now what has happened, To put this in a nut shell, 109 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,578 No offense, les. 110 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,180 Is that wkrp will Not be represented at 111 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,149 The presidential press Conference next week. 112 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,528 Oh, fine. Thanks For letting me know. 113 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,252 Hey, no, no, no, sir. 114 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,722 The secret service has Refused our newsman 115 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,357 Because they say he Poses some possible threat. 116 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,693 Threat? To whom? 117 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,695 Uh. They're afraid of a Little honest journalism. 118 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,376 They know me for The hard-hitting, 119 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,368 Bare knuckle kind of guy I am. 120 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:13,204 I am sorry about this, Les, I mean I really am. 121 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,551 Maybe we could send you some Place else for a week or two. 122 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:20,445 You see, a farm community with a Fast breaking livestock scandal. 123 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,613 Well, mr. Carlson. It's No longer a question of... 124 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,016 No, just getting les out Of time for a few days. 125 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,285 Fast breaking livestock scandal. 126 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,554 Les has the right to find out 127 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,266 Why he's been turned Down by the secret service. 128 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,401 You know, there Might be a mistake. 129 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:34,392 They're afraid of Me. Afraid of my mind. 130 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:36,238 Then on the other, that Might not be a mistake, 131 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,129 But the point it is, les... 132 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,542 We should go down To the federal building, 133 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,110 And we should get to The bottom of this thing. 134 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,333 Ah, you're right. 135 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,970 And I think a show of Support from his employer 136 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,371 Will be very helpful, sir. 137 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,351 That'll be really, really Good. Thank you, travis. 138 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,653 I mean, nobody is gonna push One of our reporters around 139 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,043 At least not without a fight. 140 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,756 Well, you just go On and take the rest 141 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,080 The afternoon if it's necessary 142 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,026 And if you have to Call in the big artillery, 143 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,210 You know where to find me. 144 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:04,189 As I was saying, in the Words of hal holbrook, 145 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,934 Will you explain the Part of mark twain? 146 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,158 Let's go. 147 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,927 I have my passport, my Ticket, and my own money. 148 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,429 So don't threaten me. 149 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:14,477 You're doing the right Thing, mr. Carlson. 150 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,345 You're gonna thank yourself When this is all over with. 151 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:17,635 It's possible, I guess. 152 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,082 We got a coach, We'll be right back. 153 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,416 You're gonna wear Jeans, are you? 154 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,640 Jennifer... I'll be away From the office for a while. 155 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:23,708 Aha! 156 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,521 Sorry about all The secrecy in there. 157 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:26,655 We just wouldn't Want to embarrass les, 158 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:27,946 Before it was necessary. 159 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,680 - aha! - that's the thinking anyway. 160 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,649 - aha! - not mine of course. 161 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:33,158 Of course sure. 162 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,186 Don grusin for the farm. 163 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,135 Fine, that's okay. Come, let's go. 164 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,602 Andy, the insurance Company called. 165 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,060 They need an estimate on The damage caused by the fire. 166 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:44,230 What fire? 167 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,534 Ah, excuse me, sir. 168 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,204 I'm looking for the branch Officer of the secret service. 169 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:53,437 Just a minute. 170 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,284 - andy is this it or not? - uh just a minute. 171 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,308 Oh! 172 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:01,513 Now... Can I help you? 173 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,459 Building directory Said that this is the room 174 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,694 But then it says treasure Department here on the door. 175 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:08,063 You see the secret service is Part of the treasury department 176 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:10,388 But very people Seem to know that. 177 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,224 - I knew it. - well, good. 178 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,594 Ah, ah, this is arthur carlson, General manager of wkrp radio, 179 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,141 Less nessman over There our newsman, 180 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,998 And I am andy travis, The program director. 181 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,134 - you are, uh... - special agent berwick. 182 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,404 Tell me, sir, you Familiar with our station? 183 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,605 Is it here in town? 184 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,674 Ah, yes, it is. 185 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,243 - look. Now, mr. Berwick... - special agent berwick 186 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,666 - right - thanks. 187 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,015 Special agent berwick, 188 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,650 The officer at the Washington office said 189 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,440 You might be able To help us here. 190 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,988 - dc? - yes. 191 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:45,724 We want to find out 192 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:48,559 Why our newsman's Credentials were help up 193 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:51,429 For president regan's Press conference next week. 194 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:52,964 You people are afraid of me. 195 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,567 Ah, huh. 196 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,237 Les nessman here is No threat to anyone. 197 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,017 We stand by and We vouch for him. 198 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,041 Mr. Carlson? 199 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,978 Oh, yeah. That's exactly How we're feeling. 200 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,224 By god, and thank You for your time. 201 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,288 No we are not going. 202 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,286 We would kinda like to Get to the bottom of this. 203 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:17,055 Sure you would. It's a serious matter. 204 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,091 A lot of people think we get 205 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,660 A little carried away in Our security measures, but... 206 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,731 Nessman... 207 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,474 A.K.A. The news beacon Of the ohio valley, huh. 208 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,375 Oooh! 209 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,648 Well, here it is. 210 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,450 Here what is? 211 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,520 It's your radical Affiliations, mr. Nessman. 212 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:51,956 What radical affiliations? 213 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,525 Well, I'm a member of the Hoedown square dancing club. 214 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,431 No. No, I'm talking About your father. 215 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:00,499 Daddy? 216 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:05,036 Twice accused of selling Government secrets. 217 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,173 My father ran a Laundromat in dayton, ohio. 218 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,419 Well, according To this information 219 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,709 He was also a barber at The pentagon for a time. 220 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,110 Which pentagon? 221 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:16,080 As well as approving, Card-carrying communist. 222 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:17,982 Communist? 223 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,322 Well, obviously you have The wrong news beacon. 224 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,425 Right. 225 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:30,095 And it don't rain in Indianapolis in summer time. 226 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,498 We're not doing too Good, are we, andy? 227 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:46,176 Les, there is nothing Funny about this. 228 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,446 I know. 229 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,517 And I don't wanna hear anymore Bogus information about daddy. 230 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,652 Excuse me. 231 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,254 Andy: oh, no, wait, wait, les. 232 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,789 I have to get back To work, andy, 233 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,491 After which special Agent berwick, 234 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,360 I'll be writing a rather fiery Letter to my congressmen. 235 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,329 Wait a minute, les. Les. 236 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,475 I'll be see about les. 237 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,677 I'll... I'll see you Back at the station. 238 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,333 Les, a-andy, wait, wait. 239 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,437 Good creepy. 240 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,316 I hope you can backup Your accusations, 241 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,220 - mr. Berkhaus... - it's berwick. 242 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,744 But it is inconceivable to me 243 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,180 That les nessman's Father was a communist. 244 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,448 - was? Hmm... Is. - ah, ha. 245 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,151 Wait you see that proves that This thing is full of mistakes 246 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,353 Because his father Died three years ago. 247 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,055 I went to the funeral. 248 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,758 Every laundromat manager In dayton was at that day. 249 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,726 No, that was his stepfather. 250 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,129 I'm talking about His real father. 251 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,765 Frankly I don't know what You're talking about mister. 252 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,779 But I can tell you This, that kid is no more 253 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,102 A radical communist Spec than I am. 254 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,008 Your name is travis? 255 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,380 Oh, no, wait a minute. 256 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,248 - andy travis? - ah, huh. 257 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,422 Bonjour, wkrp. 258 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,226 Mr. Carlson... 259 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,697 Hello? 260 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,136 - can't pay for it. - well, I'm not either. 261 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,470 Well, I'm not gonna pay for it. 262 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,072 Well, I'm going to Pay for it either. 263 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,651 You said you were an Electrical engineer. 264 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,743 No, I said I dated an Electrical engineer. 265 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,078 Ah! 266 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,467 Jennifer, do you know that Man almost single-handedly 267 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,360 Destroyed the control room And he won't even take the wrought. 268 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,494 - what? - yes. 269 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,446 - see I can... - I'm not gonna pay for it. 270 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,601 Jennifer, les and andy Get back here, yet? 271 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,958 Oui. 272 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:43,494 Then tell them I wanna see Them in my office right away. 273 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,997 No on second Thought, just tell les. 274 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,007 Now just call them both, Weird time to get in here. 275 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,105 Les, you can't continue to Go on half-cuff like this, huh. 276 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,439 Ah, mr. Carlson, 277 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,741 He's still pretty shook up. 278 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,721 I told him we have a legal Recourse in this matter. 279 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,045 Andy, will you please my office? 280 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,425 I knew I was right At the very beginning, 281 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,609 That we shouldn't be in It. This is private matter. 282 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,620 Leave? 283 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,024 Me? 284 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,994 Well, I... I attend All the meetings. 285 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,646 Les, you're pretty close To your mother, aren't you? 286 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,051 Yes, of course. Everybody should be. 287 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,354 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that. 288 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:46,457 Ah, that's... That was... Not I was trying to say. 289 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,765 Well, what is it, mr. Carlson? 290 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:53,364 Les, have you ever talked to Your mother about your dad? 291 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,135 Yes, of course, mr. Carlson. 292 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,614 Mother has told me On numerous occasions, 293 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,383 How daddy was planning To build an empire 294 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,240 On the 25 cent unlimited dry. 295 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,310 No, les, huh... 296 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,648 It's not exactly what... Would you sit down, please? 297 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:16,053 I talked to secret Agent, berhouse, 298 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,556 After you left and... 299 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,226 But there's no way to tell You this except straight out. 300 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:28,332 Les, your father... He is alive. 301 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,703 Well, he is buried. 302 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:40,344 I'm not talking about Lester nessman senior. 303 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,773 I have seen all the papers. I've seen the birth certificate. 304 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,184 The hearing transcripts, The irs report... 305 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,596 I don't think I wanna Hear anymore of this. 306 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,686 Listen. 307 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,022 Your father's real name Is harvey moorhouse. 308 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,558 He's communist. Or better-was. 309 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,427 He divorced your mother, just About the time you were born. 310 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,640 Now the secret service assumes That you know all of these 311 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:01,498 Because he is your Radical affiliation, 312 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,501 And that's only because his Barber shop is over kentucky, 313 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,610 Couple of hours away. 314 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,419 Why didn't she tell me? 315 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,375 I don't know. 316 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,544 Mother hates divorce. 317 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,581 She hates it just like She hates communism. 318 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,949 She always told me That communists are... 319 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,187 Unreliable. 320 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,728 Call her les. Go on. 321 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,017 Call your mother Right now and ask her. 322 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,194 Will you stay with me While I think about it? 323 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,250 Sure. 324 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,958 Please stop pounding, It's depressing. 325 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,025 I am not pounding. 326 00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,042 And it wasn't you who was Kicked out of this office 327 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,986 So they can have Their private meeting. 328 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,036 Oh, dear. 329 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:17,041 Andy, andy, andy, andy... 330 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,112 You are thought of As an easygoing guy 331 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,714 With a natural ability to lead. 332 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,117 People seem to wanna do What you tell them to do. 333 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,736 Everything's Straightened out in there? 334 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:39,330 Ah, well, yeah. You know I guess. 335 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,700 Les is on the phone. You Know how these things go. 336 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,403 Not first hand. 337 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,686 Oh, hi. 338 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,558 Heya, I'm not gonna Get rich of you, am I? 339 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,096 Ah, there's not too Much to cut there. 340 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,503 You... You here for A hair cut or shave. 341 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,941 Hair cut, I guess. 342 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:27,044 Ah, that's good. You Came to the right place. 343 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,116 Sit down. 344 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,123 Just a trim. 345 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,400 Very glad you didn't Ordered a flat top. 346 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,095 You're harvey Moorhouse, aren't' you? 347 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,371 You heard of my sense of humor? 348 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,739 Glad to meet you, mister? 349 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,276 Nessman. Les nessman. 350 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,245 Ah... Tell you the truth, 351 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,181 You're only the eighth Customer I've had whole day. 352 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,517 Men don't want to Get haircuts anymore, 353 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,253 They just wanna Get styled, curls... 354 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,189 Does the name mean Anything to you? 355 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,356 Whose? 356 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,457 Nessman. 357 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,093 No. Why? Should it? 358 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,377 You somebody important? 359 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,711 What are your Feelings about politics? 360 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,934 Politics! 361 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,972 You sure like to jump right in The conversation, don't you? 362 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,541 Hey, that's okay. I... 363 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,578 Nessman. Wait a minute. 364 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,480 Weren't there a Nessman with the reds, 365 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,589 Back in the mid 50's? 366 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,715 The reds? 367 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,519 Yeah, second-base. Very short stop. 368 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,188 Is that your father? 369 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,490 I went to the ball Games with my father. 370 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,359 Oh, well, it wasn't Him in the infield, ah? 371 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,732 Wasn't really my father. 372 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,601 He was my step-father. 373 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,035 Oh! 374 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,944 I thought of him as My father and I still do. 375 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,340 Good for you. 376 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,644 Ah, would you Relax a minute, eh? 377 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,447 You're screwed up Tighter than a pig's tail. 378 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,150 Pig's tail? You're just Bating me, aren't you? 379 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720 No. Why? 380 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,253 You have any children, That you know of. 381 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:28,499 That's a funny joke. Pretty old, but it's funny. 382 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,789 Do you have any children? 383 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,706 No. Not really. 384 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:40,344 Well, I have a boy but... I Don't know where he is. 385 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,980 I haven't seen him or His mother since he was... 386 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,048 One month old. 387 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,079 Ah, but he is a Good-looking kid. 388 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,403 How... How do you know? 389 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,091 Because I am his father. 390 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,825 You don't laugh At anything, do you? 391 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,213 I mean how do you know You haven't seen him. 392 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,571 He could've come in Here for a haircut. 393 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,506 No, no. He doesn't Live around here. 394 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,575 He lives in dayton. 395 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,109 Besides I know... 396 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,657 It'd take me a while To recognize him, 397 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,480 But... I'd know. 398 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,284 I am from dayton. 399 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,112 No, kidding, hey, Maybe you know him. 400 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,154 Moved to cincinnati. 401 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,102 You came all the way from cinci 402 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,759 For a harvey moorhouse haircut? 403 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,260 Hey, wow. 404 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,296 Mr. Moorhouse, why Don't you find your son? 405 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,167 No, ah... He is better off 406 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,956 Wherever he is. I know that. 407 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,073 Mr. Moorhouse... 408 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,942 Look, call me pops. Everyone does. 409 00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,344 Pops! 410 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,824 It's funny that's your Nickname because... 411 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,568 Wait, wait, let me tell you. 412 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,254 When I gave up my Son, years ago... 413 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,224 I did it to save the Boy a lot of trouble. 414 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,060 I thought of getting into it. 415 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,030 I didn't want any other things 416 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,819 They claimed that I was doing, 417 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,068 To be put on him. 418 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,473 Would be terrible to. 419 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,976 Start life as... Ashamed Of your own father. 420 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,515 Terrible, you know? 421 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:26,984 Yes, I do. 422 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:31,689 Well, anytime that I think About finding him now... 423 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:37,661 I would just kinda... Say Hello, you know. I wanna... 424 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,664 Just ah... I've to Remind myself that I... 425 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,769 I couldn't do one good Thing I did for the boy. 426 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:52,442 Oh, that's it. Come On, three bucks. 427 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,245 See you're slipping back Into your trans again. 428 00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,571 Three out of five. 429 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,640 Keep it. 430 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,207 Oh! 431 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,579 You can come back anytime. 432 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,382 Thank you, mr. Moorhouse. 433 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,222 Pops. 434 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,394 I will. I'll be back. 435 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:45,162 That's good. Good. 436 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,240 Strange kid. 437 00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,675 Good-looking, boy. 438 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,046 No sense of humor at all though. 439 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,723 wkrp in cincinnati. 440 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,292 we'll be back after this. 441 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,967 Well, that's beautiful. 442 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,135 What does it mean? 443 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:28,238 Well, loosely, Renee, in my eyes, 444 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:30,227 You're less than A singling worm. 445 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:34,044 Oh, that's nice. 446 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:37,514 Well, they don't seem to Agree on who fault it up, 447 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,717 But I think we Know who fixed it. 448 00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,119 - well, I helped. - yeah. Ready? 449 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,187 Of course. 450 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,062 Damn it. 451 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,032 - hi les. - hello, mr. Carlson. 452 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,168 Les, how did it go? 453 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,040 Fine. 454 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,209 Oh, gee, good. Real good. 455 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,379 Guess, I just a little curious. 456 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,582 You know, I even fantasized 457 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,184 That my mother wasn't Really my mother. 458 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,053 But that wasn't too bad. 459 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,503 Wait about 10 Seconds and turn it on. 460 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,632 What? 33781

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