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- good morning, herb.
- mm-hmm.
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Is something wrong?
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Uh, yeah, something's wrong.
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Can I help... You know,
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Without really getting involved?
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No, I don't think so.
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Okay.
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Can I show you something?
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I guess.
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Why do you have that?
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I, uh, think it's dying.
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- it's pink.
- I know.
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It's a pink frog.
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It's, uh, greenpeace.
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It's my daughter
Bunny's pet frog.
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I was spray-painting
The interior
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Of the kitchen
Cabinets last night,
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And I accidentally sprayed him.
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Is that, uh, something funny?
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No. Huh-uh.
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Anyway, that's one
Hell of a frog there.
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I know it is.
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Jennifer, you got any aspirin?
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- we're out.
- oh, boy. How about morphine?
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- good god!
- what's wrong with you?
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I have a headache. What is this?
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It's bunny's frog.
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Herb painted him pink.
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New hobby?
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It was an accident.
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I didn't mean to.
I was spraying,
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And he just sort
Of jumped in my way.
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You know how frogs
Will do that sometimes...
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Just sort of jump in your way.
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Pink's the wrong color.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Herb. I really am.
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I nearly killed my
Daughter's favorite pet.
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Maybe we can do something.
Here, let me see him again.
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Okay.
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- he's not moving.
- don't say that.
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- well, he's not.
- do something. Do something.
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What? I don't know what to do.
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- water. He needs water.
- oh, he is not moving at all.
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- okay, stand back, stand back.
- oh, no, herb, that's hot!
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Oh!
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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While frozen pork bellies
Moved briskly out of storage.
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And finally, did you know that
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Only a miraculous
Set of circumstances
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Makes life here
On earth possible?
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For instance, the planet's
Size is just exactly right
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To hold our atmosphere.
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The atmosphere contains just
Enough oxygen to support life,
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And our distance from
The sun is just perfect
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For the right temperature.
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Should there be even a trivial
Change in any of these conditions,
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All life here on earth would
Most certainly be obliterated
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In a matter of milliseconds.
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This is les nessman
Saying good day,
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And may the good news be yours.
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Man: this has been
The early news
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with les nessman.
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Slow news day?
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I'm ending all my reports now with
Some interesting human fact, john.
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People seem to like it.
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- what's wrong with you?
- what do you mean?
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Well, your face. It's gray.
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It's not your
Normal gray either.
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It's more ashen than usual.
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It's just a little headache. I
Think I'm coming down with a cold.
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Well, you should go home and
Rest, drink plenty of liquids, and...
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- it's not serious, les.
- what are the symptoms?
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Just the usual, okay? Hold it.
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nessman, cincinnati's
Window to the world.
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All right, somebody
Hand me the windex,
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'cause the view
Is getting warped.
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this is the doctor. These are
The kinks from way back in '64.
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♪♪
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Are your legs sore?
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Uh, yeah, now
That you mention it.
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And headache-y in
The frontal lobe?
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Up here?
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Yeah, uh, more and more.
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- hmm.
- "Hmm"?
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What about your joints?
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Are they giving you trouble?
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Uh, yeah, a little.
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Does it hurt to touch
Your chin to your chest?
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Gee, I don't know.
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Try it.
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Yeah, it does hurt a little.
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If I touch you here, in
The small of your back,
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- yeah?
- right there,
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Does that seem slightly sore?
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Uh, it's a little tender, yeah.
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I see. Let me see your hands.
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What do you think is
Wrong with me, les?
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Probably just a simple cold.
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You should see a doctor, john...
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If not now, at least by noon.
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Why?
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I'm a newsman, not
A neurologist, john.
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"Neurologist"?
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Would you please excuse me?
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I'm dying.
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He's not dead, bailey. He's
Just resting, that's all.
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No, I did not say
He was dead, herb.
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I just said he looks
A little pathetic.
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Won't the paint come off?
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Good morning.
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Good morning, les.
Herb has a sick frog.
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I beg your pardon?
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Well, he...
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Well, it seems that this frog...
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Herb, you'd better tell him.
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His name's greenpeace,
Les, and he's pink.
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So don't look at him
And tell me he's pink,
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Because I already
Told you he's pink, okay?
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I accidentally
Spray-painted him. There he is.
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Ooh!
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He's pink.
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Hi, there, greenpeace. You
Look like a cute little froggy.
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Doesn't... Doesn't
Move around much.
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He's a very sick frog, les.
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Oh, I see. What shall we do?
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- I don't want
To hear it, les.
- why?
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It's bad luck to take
Advice from insane people.
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I've never heard that.
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- hey, herb?
- hmm?
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Mr. Carlson wants me to find out why you
Were throwing coffeepots around the lobby.
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I have a sick frog
On my hands, andy.
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Oh. Well, that explains it.
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- you want to see him?
- hey, why not?
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I like to have as much
Fun as the next guy.
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Well, he's pink, andy,
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So don't look at him
And tell me he's pink,
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Because I've already
Told you he's pink, okay?
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I accidentally
Spray-painted him. There he is.
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You did what?
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I spray-painted him.
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You painting your car?
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No.
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Uh, cabinets.
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Oh, good.
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- what's his name?
- greenpeace.
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Looks like "Pink-peace."
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My daughter named
Him after the people who
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Go around saving little baby
Seals and whales and stuff.
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She's just a little kid, but
She's an environmentalist.
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I think that's wonderful, herb.
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Now do you see how
Bad this is gonna look?
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I've almost killed this
Innocent product of nature
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With toxic chemicals.
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My daughter's gonna
Hate me forever.
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Well, he hasn't croaked
Yet, herb. Give him time.
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I-I didn't... I'm
Sorry, I'm sorry.
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Listen, herb, why don't you
Call a veterinarian or something?
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I've tried.
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Vets don't make house
Calls. Not for frogs, anyway.
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I have a suggestion.
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- I don't want to hear it.
- no, now, wait
Just a second, herb.
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Les knows all about nature
And science and things like that.
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Heard your news
Report this morning, les.
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Better stop it.
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Now, how about your suggestion?
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Thank you, andy.
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My suggestion is,
Call in dr. Hunnisett.
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Dr. Hunnisett? The
Guy on the third floor?
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- yes.
- les, he's a podiatrist.
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- so?
- "So"?
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Well, he's the only
Doctor in the building,
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And he happens to
Be a very nice man.
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I can't call in a
Podiatrist to see a frog.
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It'll make me look stupid.
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Herb, podiatrists take four
Years of medical training.
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Oh, call him, herb.
The frog is dying.
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Just pick up the phone and say,
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"Hi. My pink frog is dying,
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"And I would like
You to come up here
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And take a look at his feet."
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I am sorry. I
Could not resist it.
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Would you... Please
Go get him, les?
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All right. Won't be easy,
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But we all know that I can be
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Extremely persuasive at times.
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Not to mention frightening.
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- what?
- just go.
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- jennifer?
- yes, johnny?
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Could you get me the
Name of a good neurologist?
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A neurologist? I thought
You had a headache.
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Yeah, so did I.
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I think it's a lot more serious.
Boy, I'd better sit down.
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Oh, here, let me help you.
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Come on. Right here.
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I failed the chin-chest thing.
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"The chin-chest thing"?
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- yeah, you know.
- no, I'm afraid I don't.
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This way, doctor.
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Les brought a doctor.
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- are you a neurologist?
- no, I'm a podiatrist.
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"Podiatrist"? I
Don't understand.
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- it's the study
And treatment of feet.
- I know that.
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Dr. Hunnisett is here
To see herb's frog.
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- of course.
- come on.
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Uh, doc? Hold it.
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My head aches, my throat's sore,
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I ache all over, and I
Want you to see this.
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- sounds like the flu.
- "Flu"?
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Hey, I got the flu!
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Congratulations.
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- nice feet.
- I know.
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I'm sorry, guys. I
Don't know what to do.
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You must. You've got to.
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In medical school, all we ever
Did with frogs was cut them up.
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We never tried to save one.
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Let's go talk to
The receptionist.
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Look, herb,
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I don't know how to say this to you,
But I really think somebody should.
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- what?
- it's just a frog.
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And you call yourself a doctor?
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It's more than a
Frog. It's greenpeace.
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Mm, people and their pets.
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Yeah, you're telling
Me. That is the truth.
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This morning, I think I'm dying,
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All anybody around here
Can think about is this frog.
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The pink frog. I'm a
Human being, you know.
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It's like in the movies, though:
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You can waste the
Entire confederate army,
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Nobody cares.
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395,000 guys deader
Than doornails.
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But you kill one collie,
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Everybody collapses in grief.
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What's wrong with him?
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- schistosomiasis.
- really?
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What?
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What did you say?
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Well, it's probably
Just a common cold,
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But the symptoms are
Suspiciously similar.
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Let's get back to
The frog, please.
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Hey, wait a minute.
I-I'm dying here.
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I've got schisto-something.
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He's a hypochondriac.
251
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:16,427
No, you told me that I had
The flu. You gave me your word.
252
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,530
I don't know. I do
Feet. See a specialist.
253
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,176
What, a neurologist?
254
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,801
- okay.
- the frog, please?
255
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,169
All right.
256
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,283
Maybe we could give him
An aspirin or something.
257
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,275
Wait a minute! I've got
Schisto-something!
258
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,777
- get out.
- please, john.
259
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,712
I don't believe this.
260
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,327
I suppose if my throat was
Throbbing and I was eating flies,
261
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,391
I'd get a little
Attention around here.
262
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,723
Herb, what you've got to do
Is get the paint off the frog.
263
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,671
I don't know how to do that. I
Just came up here as a favor to les.
264
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,862
- he was my first patient.
- that's true.
265
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,931
Oh, swell.
266
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,133
- oh, venus...
- hi, herb.
267
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,502
Listen, how do you
Get paint off a frog?
268
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,607
Oh, I don't know. How do
You get paint off a frog?
269
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,246
I'm asking you.
270
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,293
Come here, come here. I
Want to show you something.
271
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,250
Excuse me. Look
At this. Now, see?
272
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,853
In here's a frog who's
Dying because I painted him.
273
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,821
Do you understand that?
274
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,157
Uh-huh.
275
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,894
Venus, surely you must
Know some sort of black thing.
276
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,541
You know what I'm saying?
277
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,966
"A black thing"?
278
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:32,136
Yes, you know. Some sort
Of plantation voodoo thing
279
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,739
That helps get paint off a frog.
280
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,578
A what?
281
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,617
Who's this guy?
282
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,386
The podiatrist.
283
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:49,987
Oh.
284
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,223
I don't know
Anything about frogs.
285
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,191
Uh-huh.
286
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,560
You know, I don't think a
Vet would know what to do.
287
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,063
You couldn't make a living
Out of something like that.
288
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,166
Where is a frog gonna go these
Days for proper health care?
289
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,213
Look, herb, I'm sorry.
It's out of my hands.
290
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,116
Keep him warm or wet or
Something and hope for the best.
291
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,705
I'm sorry.
292
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,443
All right. Thanks for coming up.
293
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,479
Well, les can be rather
Frightening sometimes.
294
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,051
He's dead.
295
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,520
- herb: what?
- greenpeace is dead.
296
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,588
- let me see.
- look at him.
297
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,227
I want a second opinion.
298
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,962
He is dead, herb.
299
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,467
Not you. I want an authority.
300
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,969
Doctor?
301
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,841
Yeah, herb, he's gone.
302
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,379
"Gone"?
303
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,081
I'm sorry.
304
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,287
What am I gonna
Tell my daughter?
305
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:05,395
- um, herb...
- yeah?
306
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,397
Well, I... I guess
307
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,834
Some sort of arrangements
Should be made.
308
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,604
Uh, if you don't want
To bury greenpeace,
309
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,572
I'll do it for you.
310
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,742
Bailey, you're very kind,
311
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,810
But, I mean, he's just a frog.
312
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,812
Maybe it would be nice
313
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,515
If we were to slip
Him into the river.
314
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,550
Kind of a burial at sea.
315
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,787
Nah.
316
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,822
Cremation?
317
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,924
Of course, we'd
Have to burn him.
318
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,161
Hi, herbie. Look,
319
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:40,275
I've got to go on the air, but I
Just wanted to say I'm sorry.
320
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,734
I mean, I didn't know
Greenpeace, but, um,
321
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,104
I'm sure he was a fine frog.
322
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,674
Hey, who's kidding who?
He was a right-on frog.
323
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,278
Well, I... I just
Wanted to say that,
324
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,782
So try to hold
Up, be brave, and...
325
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,685
Keep being you.
326
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,287
Herb, andy just told
Me that your frog died.
327
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,723
- I'm sorry. I like frogs.
- so do I, herb.
328
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,459
- thank you.
- frogs are.. Are frogs.
329
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,896
They like to jump,
They like to swim.
330
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,204
Don't do a lot for society, but
Don't create a lot of problems either.
331
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,467
- you know what I'm saying?
- yes, sir.
332
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,604
Yeah. Unless you're
A fly or an insect,
333
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,040
It's kind of hard
Not to like a frog.
334
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,209
- thank you.
- and, herb,
335
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:28,245
You are gonna pay for
That coffeepot, aren't you?
336
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:33,250
Herb, I'm sorry, but it's bunny.
337
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,652
Oh. Um... I can't talk to her.
338
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,589
I don't know what
To say to her. Uh...
339
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,392
Uh, tell her I'm on a
Sales call. Please?
340
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,961
All right.
341
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,765
Bunny?
342
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,835
Your daddy can't come
To the phone right now.
343
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,037
Yes, he'll be home soon.
344
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,073
Greenpeace?
345
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:59,309
Oh, honey, I don't know.
346
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,612
Okay. Bye-bye.
347
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,949
My sympathies, herb.
348
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,618
Oh. Oh, thank you,
But he's just a frog.
349
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,954
Yeah, but he was
A great frog, herb.
350
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,301
I know. I know, andy. But what do
You think I ought to tell my daughter?
351
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,938
I think you ought to tell her
The truth. What else can you do?
352
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,863
Andy's right, herb.
Tell her the truth.
353
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,832
The frog is dead, and death is
354
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,335
The logical, unavoidable
Conclusion to all things.
355
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,082
Bailey: you know, herb,
356
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,174
I guess we all
Think about death.
357
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,177
I went to the beach this
Summer, and I watched the waves.
358
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,179
Now, a wave is a wave,
359
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,614
But only for a second,
And then it's over.
360
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:42,352
But the water
That makes the wave
361
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,354
Continues to exist.
362
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,824
It's just not a wave anymore.
363
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,234
That's a lovely thought.
364
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,171
- thank you.
- well,
365
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,307
It's getting pretty
Heavy for me around here.
366
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,342
I think I'll just go on home.
367
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,311
- herbert?
- mm-hmm?
368
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:09,780
- tell the truth.
- right.
369
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,053
- bunny?
- hi, daddy. Where have you been?
370
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,988
Oh, busy, busy, busy.
371
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,825
- it's almost 8:00.
- I know.
372
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:25,062
- where's greenpeace?
- bunny... What?
373
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,965
I've got good news for you.
374
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,500
Greenpeace. He's okay.
375
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,871
- he's just fine.
- really?
376
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,985
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the doctor got
The paint off him and everything.
377
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,687
He's just fine. Go
Ahead, take a look.
378
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:42,246
Greenpeace, you're all
Right! He tried to jump.
379
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,515
Well, yeah. You probably don't
Want to look at him too much
380
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,887
Because he's... Well, he's
Been through a lot, you know?
381
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,522
But everything worked out okay.
382
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,524
Everything is just fine.
383
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,827
Sometimes frogs get sick,
384
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,730
And then they get
Well again, you know?
385
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,899
But, uh... Well,
386
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,668
The main thing I
Want you to know is...
387
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,038
I didn't mean to hurt
Greenpeace on purpose.
388
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,341
I mean, if he had died...
389
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:13,110
And thank goodness he didn't...
390
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,847
Well, I would've felt terrible.
391
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,949
I mean, it would've
Killed me to know
392
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,252
That I hurt something
That you loved.
393
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,824
I'm just accident-prone.
Do you understand that?
394
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,527
- uh-huh.
- yeah, well,
395
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,663
I mean, I know I do a lot of...
396
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,066
Lot of stupid things, you know?
397
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,768
I-I...
398
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:40,971
I say things sometimes
That, you know,
399
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,173
I don't mean, and I
Hurt people's feelings,
400
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,609
And I don't even know
I'm doing it, you know?
401
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:50,414
I mean, I'm no angel,
And I... I know that.
402
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:55,719
I'm just basically
Accident-prone.
403
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:59,056
I'm a walking "Foe-packs."
404
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,061
That's a french word,
405
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,970
And I'm not sure what
It means either, but I'm it.
406
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,468
See, uh,
407
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:14,305
I really need for
You to know that, um...
408
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:17,574
Well, it's important that you
409
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,509
Keep loving me and, uh...
410
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,912
And believing in me.
411
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,015
- think you can do that?
- yes.
412
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,785
Thank you, sweetheart.
413
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,822
That's the important thing.
414
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:35,892
Well, I think I'm gonna
Go eat some dinner, okay?
415
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,062
- okay.
- okay.
416
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,299
That's not really greenpeace.
417
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,268
I know.
418
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,110
Well, we'll bury
Greenpeace, okay?
419
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,245
We'll bury him in the back yard,
420
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,247
And we can have
Him here with us,
421
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,984
And we can just
Honor him all the time.
422
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,052
Okay?
423
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,920
Okay.
424
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:09,759
Hello, new frog.
Welcome to my room.
425
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:16,467
I think you're
Gonna like it here.
426
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:20,971
But stay away from my daddy.
427
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,878
Man: wkrp in cincinnati
428
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,913
will be back after this.
429
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,420
And did you know that
Within the next 24 hours,
430
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:40,157
Over 500,000 tons of soil
431
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,337
Will have been carried
By the mississippi river
432
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,728
Into the gulf of mexico?
433
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,498
How long can something
Like that continue?
434
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,734
Think about it.
435
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,714
This is les nessman
Saying good day,
436
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,772
And may the good news be yours.
437
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,719
Man: this has been
The early news
438
00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:00,277
with les nessman.
439
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:03,447
Morning, john.
440
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,783
You're looking much more
Your usual gray today.
441
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,786
Yeah, no thanks to you, les.
442
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,789
Boy, I tell you, you had me
Scared to death last night
443
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:15,292
With that schistosomiasis
Stuff, you know?
444
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:18,173
I left here, I went to a clinic,
445
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,997
And I talked to a doctor,
And you know what he said?
446
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,701
♪♪- he told me I've got a cold.
447
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:26,203
I'm coming down with a
Cold. It's not a big cold.
448
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,772
Just a little cold, you know?
449
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,808
John, do you realize
450
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,977
How many mistakes
Doctors make each year?
451
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,246
- what?
- I've got a report right here
452
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:40,351
About a doctor who sewed
Up his timex inside a patient.
453
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,387
You see stories
Like that every day.
454
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:46,056
Wildly incorrect diagnoses,
455
00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,859
Wrong limbs being removed...
456
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:51,194
That's just the
Tip of the iceberg.
457
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,738
What are you trying
To tell me, nessman?
458
00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:02,005
Do you realize how
Little doctors know?
459
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,641
Wise up, john.
460
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:08,612
Come to think of it,
When somebody goes,
461
00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:11,482
Usually the last
Person he was with
462
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,384
Was a doctor.
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