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You look very silly.
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Well, you look very sexy.
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Oh.
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How about it, jennifer?
What do you say...
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You and me, here, now. Hmm?
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What are we talking about?
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Dancing. You want to dance?
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I've always wanted
To dance with you.
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You're in an awfully
Good mood this morning.
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- well, thank you.
- what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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I'm just, uh, glad
To be heterosexual.
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What?
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Uh, I... It just feels
Good, you know?
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I can't explain it. It's
Just the way I feel.
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Morning, jennifer.
Oh, hi, johnny.
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Hi, a.C. Feel like dancing? Hmm?
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What's wrong with him?
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Oh, nothing. He just is glad
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To be a man, and he feels good.
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Oh, well, that's good. Everybody
Should have their priorities.
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Yeah.
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I don't recognize the step,
But you lead beautifully.
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If you're not dancing,
Pal, I'm leaving.
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Okay.
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You're sorry now, right?
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Listen, you two,
Tomorrow: nude wrestling.
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Art, be ready.
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Any mail?
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No,
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But your toy airplanes
Came this morning.
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"Model," jennifer.
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- "Model," not "Toy."
- uh-huh.
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Well, I lined them all
Up on your desk for you.
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Oh, god love you.
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And andy wants to see you.
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- well, wait an hour,
And then let him on in.
- okeydokey.
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Hello. Could I help you?
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I think you have
Already, gorgeous.
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The question is, can I help
You? What's your name?
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Jennifer marlowe,
And no, you can't.
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- want to buy a toaster?
- no.
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Forget about toasters.
Toasters are a bore.
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It's the lessons
In life that count.
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Is there something
I could do for you?
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I wouldn't touch that
With a 10-foot pole.
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If you want to see mr. Carlson,
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I'm afraid he won't be in
For an hour, maybe longer.
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- now, little lady, I'm sure
I can be honest with you.
- what are you selling?
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Zuni indian jewelry.
Everybody loves it.
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Well, I don't think
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Mr. Carlson would be interested.
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Okay, fine.
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Don't listen to me, jenny-poo.
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"Jenny-poo"?
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I've only been in
Sales all my life.
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Oh, no.
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No, wait.
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You're not... I mean, you're
Not... You-you couldn't be...
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You've got it... Herbert
R. Tarlek, senior,
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At your service.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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95, 96, 97, 98.99...
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- it's illegal, herb.
- it's free enterprise, les.
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I raffle off my paycheck to my
Fellow workers here in the building,
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And for a minimal investment,
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They get a chance
To pick up a fast buck.
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And, for minimal effort,
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I get a chance to pick
Up 1,000 tax-free dollars.
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It's wrong.
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It's american.
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Besides, is it wrong to
Provide for your family,
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Give them the things they need?
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Not to mention
The things I need.
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- herbert.
- yo.
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- listen, let me tell you how
My morning's been going so far.
- uh-huh.
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See, I was sitting in my
Office trying to relax,
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Listening to johnny not playing
The songs I picked out for him,
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When suddenly, on the air
Comes a commercial for...
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- shady hills rest home.
- ah.
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The one that goes, "Have you
Ever wondered what would happen
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When you can no longer feed yourself?"
You know the one I'm talking about.
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- I'm glad you brought that up.
- we specifically agreed
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They were not the kind
Of clients we wanted, herb.
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- you're right.
- the ads are tasteless
And the company is disreputable.
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Wait a minute. No, they're not.
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I know these people personally,
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And they provide decent
Services at reasonable rates.
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I want those ads off the air.
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All right. All right.
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The ads are tasteless, I know.
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But, travis, in advertising,
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Tasteless works.
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No, herbert. The answer is no.
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Okay. I'll rewrite the
Ad. No "Problemos."
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- andy: ah, jennifer,
Mr. Carlson in yet?
- not yet.
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- let me know when
He gets in, will you?
- sure.
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- herb?
- yeah, gorgeous?
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Your father is in the lobby.
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What?
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Your dad is in the lobby.
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Get out of here.
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All right. Then there's a man
In the lobby with perfect teeth
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Claiming to be your father.
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Why would somebody
Want to do that?
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- what's he want?
- I don't know. Why don't you ask him?
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Oh, jenny-poo, let's see
What you're up to now.
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Well, how much does a
Bracelet like this one cost?
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Art, art, how can you put
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A price on craftsmanship?
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What do you think it's worth?
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Oh, gosh, I don't know.
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Hey, art,
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You really like
That one, don't you?
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- well...
- I knew it, I knew it.
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- that's the one
The chief made.
- oh, yeah?
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Boy, I'm telling you, it hurts. I'm
Gonna let you have that for 20 bucks.
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- sold, by golly.
- oh, I must be
Some kind of a fool,
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But I'll never forget
That you're the one
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That gave my son a job
When nobody else would.
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Oh, well... Listen, you
Got change for a 50?
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No, I'm afraid I
Don't, but look,
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Why don't I throw in a
Little gem for your wife?
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- she had her nostril
Pierced yet?
- no.
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See this little gem here? You
Know what that used to be?
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That used to be a living
Insect on the desert.
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Now it's an antique.
Now, you take this,
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I'll take the 50, and
You call me crazy.
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Okay, so where is he?
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- who?
- herb's father.
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- oh, really? Can I meet him?
- no. He's not here.
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- oh, too bad.
- hi, son.
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- dad.
- those new shoes?
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Boy, they really work
For me. And that suit...
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Well, what can I say?
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You can tell me what
You're doing here.
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I just want to see your
Friends, find out where you work.
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Should I be shot for that? You
Want to kill your father for that?
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Could we go someplace
And have a cup of coffee?
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Sure, just a minute.
Say, uh, who's this?
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That's bailey quarters.
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Bailey quarters. I
Should've known.
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You know my son speaks
About you all the time?
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- he does?
- no, he doesn't,
But he should.
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My son is a little
Bit of a jerk.
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- dad...
- of course, I know
Jennifer. Hot dog.
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Not as well as I'd like
To, but, well, that's life.
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I wish I was a little younger.
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Oh, no, no, don't say that.
You're not old, mr. Tarlek.
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Oh, boy, that's
Kind of you to say.
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Perhaps we could
Have a talk sometime,
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Maybe a little drink, you know?
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Maybe we could live together.
Kind of a casual relationship?
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- mr. Tarlek?
- yes? Oh, look.
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More of herb's friends that aren't
Girls, but I'm glad to meet them.
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- how do you do, sir? I'm andy travis.
- oh, andy travis.
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You're the one that's making
Life tough for my boy, huh?
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Oh, no, I'm kidding you. You've come
Up with some great changes, I see that.
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- is that the one?
- shut up, dad. Please?
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Hello, mr. Tarlek.
I'm les nessman.
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Les! Of course, les.
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See a psychiatrist, really.
It's worth the money.
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Dad, we're all pretty busy here.
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Oh, I understand. I
Just dropped by to say...
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Mr. Tarlek, what indian
Tribes live in japan?
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Oh, art. Yes, I just
Want to tell you,
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I want you to have
The entire collection
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- at no extra cost to you.
- oh, hey.
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Big guy, could my father and I
Use your office for a second?
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Well, sure, herb, if
You think it's necessary.
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Mr. Carlson, I need to talk to you about
The shady hills rest home commercial.
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Shady hills? You
Mean "Sleazy hills."
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That place is a dump.
It's full of old people.
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- you know about this?
- intimately.
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Oh. Now it all makes sense.
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- dad, could we talk?
- oh, sure, son.
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- mr. Carlson, can we talk?
- oh, of course, andy.
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- uh, les, can we talk?
- certainly.
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Jennifer, I'd like
For us to talk.
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But I don't have
Anything to say right now,
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So, uh, I guess I'll leave.
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Okeydokey, les.
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I like a man of few words.
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- is this where you work?
- yes, sir.
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- you've got
An office like this?
- yeah, basically.
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Boy, I am impressed. Wowee.
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Hey, uh, how are my
Little grandchildren?
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- they're good.
- good boy. How's elaine?
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- lucille.
- oh, yeah.
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Good cook. So, uh...
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So what are you doing here?
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Shouldn't you be at the
Home with your new friends?
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mucho boredom.
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Dad, now, look, we have been
Through all of this before.
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I'm not gonna go
Back to that place.
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Look, we made a
Deal with shady hills.
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You say you're
70, I run the ads,
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And they provide you with
A very nice place to stay,
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And at a real bargain.
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Now, I pulled just about every
String I had to put you in there.
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Son, I thought I was ready
To retire, but I am not.
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- I'll get the car.
- I won't get in it.
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Reclining bucket seats,
Fine corinthian leather...
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Don't you sweet-talk me, boy.
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- pop...
- yeah?
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Now, look, mom has
Been gone three years.
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Now, you won't live with us,
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And I can't afford
An apartment for you.
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I should've stayed in vegas.
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Why? You blew just about every
Dime you had on that waitress.
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Oh, yeah.
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Look, you are going
Back there today.
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Now, son, wait a minute.
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There's been some trouble.
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- trouble?
- yeah, women trouble again.
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Kimberly sue cronkite.
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Oh, good god.
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You know, she's kind
Of the hard-driving type.
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I was trying to calm her down,
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You know, in a
Room, after dark...
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- you got the picture?
- well, don't worry. I'll fix it.
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Now, look, it's
No fun there, son.
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You can't even raffle off your social
Security check. But, son, I got a plan.
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What plan?
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Going to california, but just got
To get some cash together, that's all.
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Look, everybody
Is nuts in california.
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You're going back to shady
Hills. I'm gonna call 'em.
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No, wait, there's something-something
I've got to tell you.
237
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,630
This better be important.
238
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,574
I'm dying.
239
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,730
I'm kidding.
240
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,131
"Kidding"? That's
Not very funny.
241
00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:06,402
- you never could take a joke.
- that's your idea of a joke?
242
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,405
Why, sure, it was. I was just trying
To break the tension, that's all.
243
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:12,497
Hot dog. I am dying.
244
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,016
What?
245
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,920
You're a born sucker,
Son. Got you again.
246
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,291
- hi, have you seen my father?
- back there somewhere.
247
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,261
- thanks.
- you gonna make him
Go back to that place?
248
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,864
Yes, I am, as a matter of fact.
249
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,032
I just fixed it, and he's
Going back this afternoon.
250
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,268
Does your dad know that?
251
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,438
- not yet.
- okay.
252
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,673
- I know what you're thinking.
- I bet you don't.
253
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,609
I bet I do.
254
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,912
You're thinking that I'm an
Insensitive, heartless, cruel son
255
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,281
Who wants to
Make his life easier
256
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,550
By putting his old man away.
257
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,152
- it's none of
My business, herb.
- you know, jenny,
258
00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,055
It's really easy for you
To sit there in judgment,
259
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,458
Thinking that I
Haven't quite resolved
260
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,027
All my conflicts with
Dad yet, you know?
261
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,029
That he is the great man,
262
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,498
And that I never quite
Measured up to his
263
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,935
Impossible standard
Of excellence.
264
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,370
- well, you're wrong.
- okay, herb.
265
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:18,140
Okay. That's better.
266
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,208
Oh.
267
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,210
Just remember,
268
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,212
When you're messing
With me, blondie,
269
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,682
You're playing hardball.
270
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:29,652
Nice to see such a good,
Healthy father-son relationship.
271
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,475
Thank you.
272
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,727
Bailey, have you seen my dad?
273
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,428
You gonna send him
Back to that place?
274
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,997
Yes, as soon as I find him.
275
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,754
No, I haven't seen him.
276
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,802
Okay, I know what
You're thinking.
277
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,437
It's none of my business, herb.
278
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,039
But it's not gonna work,
Because I don't feel guilty.
279
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,709
- herb...
- don't start on me, nessman.
280
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,813
Oh, I think you're
Doing the right thing.
281
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,184
You do?
282
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,253
Yes.
283
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,256
I've often thought about
Putting mother into a home.
284
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,825
Her apartment
Seems so large now,
285
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,951
What, with her getting
Smaller all the time.
286
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,004
All right, this is still
Johnny fever, still here,
287
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,173
Consulting physician on
The case for rex erhardt,
288
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,676
Who will be back in his
Regular time slot, babies,
289
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,978
Just as soon as he
Explains to that judge
290
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,080
What he was doing
With that chicken.
291
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,617
But in the meantime, this is
The rockin' doctor on a roll
292
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,085
On the mighty
Krp, where it's 3:23,
293
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,154
And flashin' passion from
Out of the past, little richard!
294
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,123
♪ lucille ♪
295
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,125
♪ you won't do
Your sister's... ♪
296
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,994
So, how do we play
This liar's poker again?
297
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,030
Well, you see the registration
Numbers on that bill?
298
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,932
You play it just
Like a poker hand.
299
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,900
- no kidding?
- and you can bluff?
300
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,969
Well, of course. That's the name
Of the game. If you think I'm lying,
301
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,838
You call my bluff, but you'd better
Be right, or I'll take your money, boy.
302
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,608
- okay. Two sixes.
- three eights.
303
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,610
Oh, it's just like a pipe
Dream. I'm going to california,
304
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,845
Start my whole
New life. Three nines.
305
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,515
Everybody wants
Freedom. Uh, four sixes.
306
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,851
Four eights. Uh,
Any signs of senility?
307
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,987
It's all around, venus.
308
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,411
I'm venus.
309
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,959
- who's he?
- that's johnny.
310
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,750
The black guy?
311
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,564
No, no. I'm the black guy.
312
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,167
Oh, excuse me. Six nines.
313
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,603
- you're bluffing.
- six nines. There it is.
314
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,339
I've got to see that. Huh.
315
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,374
Six nines. There you go.
316
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,765
Six nines.
317
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,650
Ho, ho, ho, ho. Herb, mr. Carlson
And I want to talk to you.
318
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,270
Not now, travis. I've
Got personal problems.
319
00:15:43,294 --> 00:15:43,752
No, no, no.
320
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,154
Just hold on, herb.
Somebody in this station
321
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,290
Is running a numbers
Racket off their paycheck,
322
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,026
- and all the evidence
Points to you.
- what evidence?
323
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,229
Here is the "Want to win
Some easy money" circular
324
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,264
That you posted in the lobby.
325
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:59,901
- you call this evidence?
- people are ready to complain
To the police about it.
326
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,404
All right, even if it was me...
327
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,906
And I'm not saying
That it was...
328
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:08,910
I wouldn't do it again, but
Clearly, free enterprise is dead.
329
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,814
And secondly, these
Shady hills commercials
330
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,749
Are gonna go off the air.
331
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,852
Right, mr. Carlson? Mr. Carlson?
332
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,154
Hmm? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
333
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:22,424
- sorry, okay?
- okay. Fine.
334
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,694
You know, I've only been in sales
All my life. Don't listen to me.
335
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,996
I'm just dirt.
336
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,488
- right. Can we go now?
- yes.
337
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,038
Hey, there, son.
338
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,508
- oh, hi, pop.
- been looking all over for you.
339
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,010
Yeah, I've been looking for
You. I want to talk to you.
340
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:45,514
Look at that. The ohio river.
341
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,784
- yep.
- boy, I've been sold
Down that river a few times.
342
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,687
Look, I've been thinking
About that home.
343
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,522
- yeah, so have I.
- yeah. Shady hills?
344
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,645
Yep.
345
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,583
Um...
346
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,931
Okay, here's the deal.
347
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,234
I fixed it, and you can go back.
348
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,336
Boy, you are quite a salesman.
349
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,338
I didn't think you
Could pull that one off.
350
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,894
Well...
351
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,877
You know, I didn't want
To put you in there.
352
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:19,047
I know. You know, maybe
I shouldn't have retired.
353
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,250
No, no. You should've.
354
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,753
I mean, you've been on
The road all your life.
355
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,622
Even as a kid, I remember
You always being gone.
356
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,658
But I always came back.
357
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,794
I know.
358
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,531
You always brought me those salt-and-pepper
Shakers from wherever you'd been.
359
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,300
- 'cause you collected them.
- still do.
360
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:42,370
I always found that
A little strange, son.
361
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,629
You still bought 'em for me.
362
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,498
I still do. Look.
363
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,974
You ready for these?
These are beauties.
364
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,718
Now, where in the
Heck did you get these?
365
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,453
Never mind. I just
Got 'em, that's all.
366
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,111
Look at...
367
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,920
I feel bad about this.
368
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,135
I... I'll tell you what.
369
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:16,304
Why don't you just come on
Home and just stay with us, huh?
370
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,073
Now, this is nothing
Personal, son...
371
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,143
I'm saying it in all kindness, but
Your family makes me nervous.
372
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,013
What are you...
373
00:18:22,037 --> 00:18:24,646
You see? You took offense
Even when I warned you.
374
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,314
I'm sorry.
375
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,151
- now, I love laura
And the kids...
- lucille.
376
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,752
Yeah. I love lucille.
377
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,954
And, you know, they've
Been nice to me and all that.
378
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,056
As a matter of fact, I haven't
Heard from your brother
379
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,726
In I don't know how long, but
I just hate that shady place.
380
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,595
But where else is there?
381
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,297
Well, there's california, son.
382
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,600
- I - got connections out there,
383
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,769
And it's warm.
384
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,504
Old people get cold.
385
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:53,041
Not that I say I'm
Getting old or anything.
386
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,477
Dad, I just don't
Want you to be alone.
387
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,246
Yeah, well, I understand that,
And I appreciate your concern,
388
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,482
But I don't want you
To worry, I really don't.
389
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,917
Well, what are you gonna do?
390
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,508
Well, son, you know, um...
391
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:10,359
You know, I always loved your
Mother. She was a wonderful woman.
392
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,695
And her memory's gonna
Live with me forever.
393
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:18,800
But, uh... Uh... What?
394
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,726
Well, uh, you
Know, I have, uh...
395
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,441
I have... Needs.
396
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,344
What are you talking about?
397
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:32,881
- well, I, uh... Um...
- come on. What?
398
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,806
A nurse, 33. Blonde.
399
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,156
Really?
400
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,846
Nice going.
401
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:47,296
But, uh, don't you think
402
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,798
The age range is
A little strange?
403
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,835
I'll tell you, son, the difference
Between young and old is,
404
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,237
It takes courage to be old.
405
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,806
That about sums it up.
406
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,709
You're gonna go off and
Get married, aren't you?
407
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:04,179
No, no. We're gonna
Travel together.
408
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,048
Going back over
Some of my old routes,
409
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,983
Bring back some
Of those memories.
410
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,051
Going on to california,
Maybe settle down.
411
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:12,376
Get us a condo.
412
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,292
Going out to the beach,
Watch those girls roller-skate.
413
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,831
You know, she'll work. She's
Young. I'll work. I'm young.
414
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,300
- a nurse.
- yeah.
415
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,036
- blonde.
- you got the picture.
416
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,171
Kimberly sue...
417
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,374
No, I lied about that
One. No, I don't know.
418
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,911
Look, don't you think, uh...
419
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,314
You really think going off with
This nurse is the right thing to do?
420
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,973
It's a dreadful
Mistake. Wake up, boy.
421
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,058
I guess you got everything
Just about handled.
422
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,526
Well, well, well, I do.
423
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,995
Is there, uh, anything I can do?
424
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:57,065
Well, you know... Well, you...
425
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,168
- what?
- a little pin money.
426
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,338
For tolls, tips,
427
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,708
You know, knickknacks,
Little odds and ends,
428
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,844
Salt-and-pepper shakers,
You know, things like that.
429
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,535
- how much?
- $622.30.
430
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,150
How about...
431
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,786
A thousand bucks,
And keep the change?
432
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,722
Boy, where did you
Get that kind of money?
433
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,091
Well, let's just say
I got it, that's all.
434
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,860
Boy, you sure learned a few
Things from your old man, didn't you?
435
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:28,129
Yeah, I tried to.
436
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:31,667
Yes, sir. Boy, that's good.
437
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,390
So, uh...
438
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,907
When are you thinking
About heading out?
439
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:42,477
Well, we thought today,
But there's no rush.
440
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:45,636
- I know. You're dying.
- no, not anymore, son.
441
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,328
- pop?
- yep?
442
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,779
- I'm good.
- what do you mean, son?
443
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:59,628
I can sell.
444
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,698
Me. I-I can sell.
445
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,966
I'm really pretty good.
446
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:08,169
That's important
To you, being good?
447
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:11,940
- you betcha.
- listen to age. This is
A lesson I always learned.
448
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,142
What's that?
449
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,512
You'd better be good,
Or they'll eat you alive.
450
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,102
Really?
451
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:24,319
No, I'm kidding you. Oh, no.
452
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,188
- son?
- yes, sir?
453
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:30,147
Not that I'm saying I love you,
454
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,251
But I love you.
455
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,517
Krp time, 2:20. This
Is the doctor saying,
456
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,786
"Rex erhardt, come
Back. I need you, baby.
457
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,054
"I can't take this double
Shift much longer.
458
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:03,191
"Now, you can bring the chicken
And the judge if you want to.
459
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,595
"I do not want to be accused
Of breaking up a relationship.
460
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,597
I just want to go home."
461
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,865
Here's the jefferson
Starship with yet another tale
462
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,801
Of frustrated desire.
463
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:15,470
♪ jane, you say it's all over ♪
464
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,872
♪ for you and me, girl ♪
465
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,841
- two sixes.
- two nines.
466
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:24,079
Uh, three sixes.
Heard from your dad?
467
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,681
Oh, yeah. Sent us a pair
468
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:31,119
Of wayne newton salt-and-pepper
Shakers from vegas.
469
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,121
Your dad is together, man.
470
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,390
Uh, four nines.
471
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,293
Yeah, he doubled his
Pocket money at blackjack.
472
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,328
Six nines.
473
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:43,487
- bull.
- yeah. Got to call.
474
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,311
That's the same hand
Your dad beat me with.
475
00:23:56,335 --> 00:23:58,535
It's the same dollar.
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