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♪ I need a trip to
Some faraway place ♪
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♪ to make my juices flow ♪
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♪ all I need is your
Sweet company ♪
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♪ and a dark,
Little place to go ♪
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♪ I'll bring a blanket
And a six-pack of love ♪
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♪ you bring a friend
And the radio ♪
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- uh, johnny?
- yeah?
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Uh, how long have you
Been standing there?
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Just a couple of seconds.
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Well, I wish you wouldn't sneak
Up on my blind side like that.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Johnny, I was gonna ask you...
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Yeah, let me ask you something.
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- what do you think
Of ted nugent?
- nugent...
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I think his music is
Loud and repetitive,
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And I think his stage manner is
Pretentious, rude, and obnoxious.
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Fair enough.
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Oh, johnny!
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I didn't mean for
You to do that,
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You silly person!
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Um, johnny...
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I was wondering if, um... What?
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Well, I have tickets to a bogart
Movie tonight over at the university,
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And I was wondering if
Maybe you'd like to go.
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Sure. Who else is going?
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Uh... Well, uh,
Just us, I guess.
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Well, sounds great.
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I'll pick you up
Here about 8:00?
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- oh, all right.
- okay.
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Unless something
Comes up, of course.
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Are you kidding?
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Oh, johnny, I know
How busy you are.
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Bailey, I'm not busy.
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Oh, come on. A guy like
You? Are you kidding?
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- listen, I'll see you here
About 8:00 tonight?
- that'd be great.
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- great. I'm looking
Forward to it.
- okay. Oh, boy.
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- yeah. Mm?
- oh, that's crazy.
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Hey, you drank it all.
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That's okay. Good with me. Bye.
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Okay. How you doin', les?
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I get mine on the outside.
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Get your what?
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Dates.
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Les, it's not a date.
It's just me and bailey.
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- phone.
- thanks.
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Yeah, you got me. Talk to me.
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Yeah, this is me.
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Buffy? Laurel canyon buffy?
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No kiddin' around buffy?
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Where are you?
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No kiddin'?
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Yeah. Well, I'm terrific, yeah.
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I'd love to. Tonight?
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Okay. You name it.
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Yeah. Uh, fine.
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I'll pick you up at your hotel.
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Okay. Listen, I'm really
Looking forward to this.
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All right, bye.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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In philadelphia,
Thousands frightened.
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This and more coming up on wkrp.
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♪ baby, if you've
Ever wondered ♪
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♪ wondered whatever
Became of me ♪
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♪ I'm livin' on the
Air in cincinnati ♪
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♪ cincinnati, wkrp ♪
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♪ got kind of tired of
Packin' and unpackin' ♪
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♪ town to town, up
And down the dial ♪
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♪ maybe you and me
Were never meant to be ♪
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♪ just maybe think
Of me once in a while ♪
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♪ I'm at wkrp in cincinnati ♪
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So I don't hear
From her for years,
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And then, wham, out of
The blue, I get this call.
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- she was kind of special, huh?
- oh, yeah. She was.
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We were together in l.A.,
See, and those were fine days.
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It was right after
My first divorce, see,
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And, well, buffy
Was... A little weird.
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We just kind of went with that.
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Listen, I just wish
You the best tonight.
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Oh, I am due, travis.
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We're all in a slump.
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I think I'll just take her
Over to my place, see...
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Mistake.
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Hi, herb.
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- you guys talking
About a broad, right?
- "A broad"?
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Chick, skirt, bimbo.
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- oh.
- yeah, right. Look,
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John, do not take
Her to your place.
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Why not?
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"Why not"?
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Number one, the joint's
A dump. No offense.
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Certainly not.
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And number two,
Take it from old herbie
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That if there is no
Show, there's no go.
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"Comprendiendo"?
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Now, herb here is
An expert on women.
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He's even written some
Letters to penthouse.
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Couple. Just a few.
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But they didn't publish them.
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I don't think they
Sounded realistic enough.
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Bunch of teenage girls on
Roller-skates attacked me one day
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And had their way with me.
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Happened.
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- hey, herb?
- hmm?
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Why don't you give us your
Professional advice on women?
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- you really want to know?
- sure. Why not?
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Okay.
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First, you get yourself a plan.
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Now, what's the one thing
All plans just scream out for?
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- hi, guys.
- hi.
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An objective.
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That's the one thing
All plans have to have:
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An objective.
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And when it comes to dating,
We all know what that is.
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- friendship?
- a pleasant evening?
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Okay, if you guys are
Gonna kid around with me...
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Herb, wait, no. Come on.
We're sorry. Go ahead.
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Okay.
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You take a woman
To a nice place.
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N-I-c-e.
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Now, that says "I like you,
You're important to me,
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"And by bringing you here,
You know I like nice things
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"And that I have
Very high standards,
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And one of them is you."
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You joke, you kid around,
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And you hope that that
Rare connection will happen
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When the both of
You instinctively know
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That the same river
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That flows past her
Door flows past yours.
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It's not a... It's not a
Sexual thing, actually,
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But it is romantic,
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With all the excitement
And sheer human fun
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That goes along with it.
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The important thing is
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Not just letting a woman
Know that you want her,
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But letting her know
That she can have you
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In a very nonthreatening,
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Totally natural, loving way.
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- uh, what else?
- yeah, what then?
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Come on, now. You guys know.
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- no, what?
- you get her drunk, stupid.
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- what's happenin'?
- venus, my man.
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Yeah. No. The answer is no.
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Oh, now, it's not what
You think it is, I swear.
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- it's money, isn't it?
- money?
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- yeah, it's always money, man.
- oh, man, you really think
You've got me pinned.
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- how much?
- $20.
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- no.
- give me 20 bucks,
Or I'll blow up the building.
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Why do I care what you
Do with this building, man?
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- travis.
- uh, no.
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Listen, johnny, we're going to
Lunch. You go ahead and blow it up.
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Herb, you stay here.
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- herbert...
- hmm?
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Give me $20 so I can take
This girl to a nice place.
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You'd have to kill me first.
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John, john... Lester!
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"Attola." "Ayatollia."
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"Aytollia." it's not fair.
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Uh, les, can I ask
You something?
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- here, say this.
- "Ayatollah khomeini."
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- uh, how about a loan?
- where do they get
These ridiculous names?
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- of money?
- yeah.
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See, I-I kind of got
A big night planned.
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Yes, I know you do, and
I'm vaguely repulsed.
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Fine. How about the loan.
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Fever, do you realize this
Seemingly innocent transaction
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Can change our relationship forever
From that of co-worker and equal
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To that of borrower and lender?
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I.E., vis-a-vis, I've got you
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Right where I want you.
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Anything you say, les.
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Okay.
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Five?
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Five whole dollars?
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- I don't want to
Leave you flat, les.
- it's all right, fever.
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How can I ever
Hope to repay you?
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Sign my I.O.U. Book.
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Does this get me on a
Mailing list or something?
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Jennifer, it was so easy.
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I was so, I don't know, cool.
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- oh, god.
- what did you do?
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I... Asked a man for a date.
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- I mean, me. Can you believe it?
- somebody around here?
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- maybe.
- that's wonderful.
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- do you think so, jennifer?
- certainly.
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There is absolutely
No reason why a woman
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Shouldn't ask a man
Out if she likes him.
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Jennifer,
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Have you seen my naked
Nabe run-a-bobber?
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I don't know.
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It's just a little thing.
Purple and green.
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About that big.
Drives the trout crazy.
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No, I don't think so.
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Oh, woe is me.
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What made you do it?
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Oh, I don't know. I've wanted
To for such a long time,
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And this morning, when I was...
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Well, jennifer,
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Have you ever looked at yourself
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And suddenly realized that
You could be a better person?
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I mean, more in control?
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No.
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Well, I did.
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I mean, it would've been silly
For me to wait for him to ask me.
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He's, uh, shy.
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Who?
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Oh, I can't say.
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Bailey, are you in love?
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Uh-uh. Not me. Uh-uh.
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Oh, hi, johnny.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Uh, jennifer, what would you do
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If some guy asked
You for a small loan?
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Well, first I'd
Laugh in his face
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With a sort of slight sneer.
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Then... Then I'd just fix him
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With a stony stare.
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Then I'd give him a little
Smile that lets him know
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That life is over
As he knows it.
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How about my
Seductive silver troller?
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I don't think so.
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
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Uh, you could give me $50.
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Don't hang around
Out here, okay?
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Doesn't look good.
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Jennifer, see, I...
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There's somebody I want to take
Out tonight and really impress.
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For $50? It can't be done.
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It's really important.
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Uh, this person
You want to impress,
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- is it someone I know?
- no.
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- someone who works here?
- no.
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You old dog.
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I'm going to washington
Tonight for dinner.
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- the city?
- uh-huh.
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- d.C.?
- the admiral
Misses his pals,
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And he wants to
Try out his new jet.
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Anyway, if you want to take this
Lady to my apartment, I don't mind.
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Your place? Gee,
I couldn't do that.
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Don't be silly. I'm glad to.
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There's champagne
On ice, and I'll get raoul
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To whip something up
And leave it in the oven.
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"Raoul"?
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That's right.
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Is he a friend of yours?
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Houseboy?
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He cooks for you.
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Here's an extra set of keys.
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00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,637
Oh, jennifer,
251
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,105
This is the nicest thing that
Anybody's ever done for me.
252
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,263
I'd better get to work.
253
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,646
Listen, uh, jennifer,
254
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,716
Is there anything
I could ever do
255
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,739
To repay you for this?
256
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,575
No.
257
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,795
Venus: the sun is
Down, my children.
258
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,797
this is venus on the rise
259
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:46,301
high in the sky over
Cincinnati on wkrp.
260
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,230
Johnny: it's pretty hard to tell
One key from another, you know.
261
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,562
Come in.
262
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,631
I'm just disappointed in us all
263
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,389
That we even need
Locks in the first place.
264
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,828
So, what do you think?
265
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,343
I think it's really,
Really dark.
266
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,869
Yeah. Uh, where did
I leave that switch?
267
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,756
Ahh.
268
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:44,326
Oh, johnny.
269
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,751
- what a nice, nice place.
- it is nice, isn't it?
270
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,868
Oh, johnny, it's so good to
Be back in your arms again.
271
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,870
Same here.
272
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,807
I was just remembering
273
00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:01,911
When back then, oh,
So many years ago,
274
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,413
Thinking about you and me
275
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,782
And how I used to
Think we should,
276
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,285
In one sudden burst of passion,
277
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,243
Commit suicide together.
278
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:20,529
That was... Long ago,
Oh, so many years.
279
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,066
Oh, johnny, johnny, johnny.
280
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,769
- yeah.
- not so many years ago.
281
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,739
Don't you remember
How we used to
282
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,075
Walk along the
Beach so late at night
283
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:36,478
And realize that the
Ultimate intertwining
284
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,513
Of one's soul with another
285
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,972
Could only take place in death?
286
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,644
Uh, how about a snack?
287
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,459
- what have you got?
- I don't know.
288
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,528
Raoul was supposed to
Leave something in the oven.
289
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,664
I'll check.
290
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,489
- who's raoul?
- I'll be damned if I know.
291
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:07,042
But he leaves
Things in your oven?
292
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,945
No. I mean, I know
Raoul, of course.
293
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,181
He's a hairdresser or something.
294
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,384
Oh, johnny,
295
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,054
Johnny, johnny, johnny,
Johnny, johnny, johnny, johnny,
296
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:22,024
- johnny, johnny, johnny.
- yeah?
297
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:26,328
The vibes here are so clear.
298
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:29,865
Thank you. They are
Clear, aren't they?
299
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,034
There was a time, you
Know, when your aura
300
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,936
Was, like, brown, remember?
301
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,406
Yeah. Well, I had just
Gotten my divorce.
302
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,175
Yeah. But now I can sense...
303
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,978
I mean, I can really
Sense, you know...
304
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,616
That you have become
More prosperous
305
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,942
And, I think,
Slightly effeminate.
306
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,452
Crab puff?
307
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,667
I've grown too, johnny.
308
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,669
I want to tell you all about it.
309
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,671
I want to hear all about it.
310
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,141
Well, remember how
We used to always get
311
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,643
So caught up in materialism?
312
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,479
- yeah.
- yeah.
313
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,148
- well, I'm past all that now.
- good.
314
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,718
I've learned to deal
With materialism, see,
315
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:26,655
By really getting
Into it, you know?
316
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,690
I mean, like, I'm really, like,
317
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,627
Into it now without
Even thinking about it.
318
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,397
So finally, I'm really,
Like, free of it, you know?
319
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,532
- is that champagne?
- no, no, no.
320
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,768
It's just whiskey and wine and some
Very expensive cut-glass crystal
321
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,770
And some champagne.
322
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:46,007
Oh! 1972.
323
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,910
That is the year
That I was into,
324
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,481
Um, rainbow body sculpture.
325
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,339
What a... What a coincidence.
326
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,623
I've really missed you, johnny.
327
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,424
I seem to have grown weaker
328
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,227
As I became more effeminate.
329
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,885
- never mind that.
- okay.
330
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,968
Was I a very... Giving person?
331
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,237
- mm-hmm.
- I mean, in our two
332
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,473
Wonderful years together?
333
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,409
Yeah, sure. Uh, of course.
334
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,712
It was a very
Giving relationship.
335
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,582
I gave up my career for you.
336
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,072
I know you did. Thanks.
337
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,988
What career?
338
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,224
"What career"?
339
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,226
Oh, johnny,
340
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,361
Don't you remember
Where we first met,
341
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:43,399
In that little club
In santa monica?
342
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,601
I was the singer.
343
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:51,373
♪ feelings ♪
344
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,009
♪ all my life is ♪
345
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,367
♪ feelings ♪
346
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,073
It's amazing how you can
Forget something like that.
347
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,491
I could've... I could've
Made the big time, you know?
348
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,828
I could've made a
Record and everything.
349
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,530
But I... See, I gave it all up
350
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,732
To devote myself to you.
351
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,467
Yeah.
352
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:24,572
I gave you my love, my body.
353
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,831
I gave you my cosmic center.
354
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,500
I gave you my car.
355
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,038
The car's gone now.
356
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,554
Buffy, what are you getting at?
357
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,256
- I have needs.
- great.
358
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,292
- and I have certain rights.
- sure.
359
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:48,853
And I want you to know that there's
Nothing personal in any lawsuit.
360
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,539
Johnny?
361
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,776
Johnny, it's only fair.
362
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,178
I gave to you when
I could afford it,
363
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,248
And now you can give to me.
364
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,318
I've got a lawyer
And everything.
365
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,586
Yes. Oh, in fact,
366
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:15,090
I'm supposed to meet him
In 20 minutes at my hotel.
367
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,493
- we'd better go.
- sue me?
368
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,896
Johnny, now don't
Get emotional. I hate it.
369
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,199
- so sue me.
- I will.
370
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,602
Listen, johnny, you
Read the papers.
371
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,604
You know this is how it goes.
372
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,840
- this happens
All the time now.
- now? Sue me?
373
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,477
- johnny, it is just business.
- just sue me?
374
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:38,047
Johnny, please.
Business is done this way.
375
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,904
Jo... Johnny?
376
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,686
Now, I've looked
377
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,021
On where I'm
Coming from on this,
378
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,023
- and it's all right.
- yeah.
379
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:51,393
At first I didn't like myself
For what I'm doing to you,
380
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,830
But now I see that it is okay
381
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,832
Because, see, like, I...
382
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,123
I got that it's okay.
383
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:06,074
- you know what I mean.
- buffy,
384
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,044
- guess what?
- johnny...
385
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,880
This isn't even my apartment.
386
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,585
Oh, johnny,
387
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,921
I only want half of
Everything you've got.
388
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,190
I don't want it all.
389
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:25,416
I don't want this
Piano, for example.
390
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,200
I remember another piano.
391
00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:35,237
Do you?
392
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,506
And two crazy,
Love-struck songbirds
393
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,976
Who made beautiful
Music together?
394
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,978
Hmm? In that little beach house?
395
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:47,048
- in l.A.?
- yeah.
396
00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,484
- I remember.
- yeah.
397
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,788
Do you remember all
Those sunsets? Hmm?
398
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,291
Remember those moonlight strolls
Together in the pounding surf?
399
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,126
Johnny, forget it.
400
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,296
The deal is down.
Take me to the hotel.
401
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,499
- no.
- all right, fine. I'll take a taxi.
402
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,501
Fine. I hope the taxi explodes
403
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,592
And scatters debris
For miles and miles.
404
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:13,475
Carnage! That's
What I want to see!
405
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,477
Oh, johnny,
406
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,881
I never thought
You'd take it this well.
407
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,604
Oh, thank you.
408
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,175
- ciao, johnny.
- ciao, baby.
409
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,678
Hi, venus.
410
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,113
Hey, bailey, what's happening?
411
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,550
Uh, do you know what time it is?
412
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,853
- oh, 8:30.
- oh, right.
413
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,310
I forgot. 8:30. Right.
414
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:03,981
See ya.
415
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:09,097
♪ for a while ♪
416
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,600
♪ to love each other was all ♪
417
00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:16,204
♪ we would never
Leave love was strong ♪
418
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,240
♪ for so long ♪
419
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,875
♪ never knew that
What was wrong ♪
420
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,412
♪ oh, baby, wasn't right ♪
421
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:27,382
♪ we tried to find what we had ♪
422
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:31,275
♪ till sadness was
All that we had ♪
423
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:37,625
♪ affair would
Lead our love into ♪
424
00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,948
He says somebody's trying to
Sue him. I think he's gone nuts.
425
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,449
What's he doing at jennifer's?
426
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:04,619
I put poison in the brandy.
427
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:06,777
You had an orgy last night.
428
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:10,013
I wasn't invited.
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