Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:31,197 --> 00:01:34,533
I'm going
to tear the barn to the ground.
2
00:01:35,493 --> 00:01:40,498
This is going to end, once and for all.
3
00:01:58,224 --> 00:01:59,642
Huh.
4
00:02:09,276 --> 00:02:10,653
Goddamn it!
5
00:02:13,823 --> 00:02:17,076
Now it shall burn.
Burn down the whole damn thing.
6
00:02:28,921 --> 00:02:29,731
Huh.
7
00:02:52,236 --> 00:02:53,046
Come on.
8
00:04:16,153 --> 00:04:20,382
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
Ring-tingle-tingling too ♪
9
00:04:20,407 --> 00:04:22,217
{\an8}♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
10
00:04:22,242 --> 00:04:25,930
{\an8}♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
11
00:04:25,955 --> 00:04:27,681
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
12
00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:31,310
♪ Outside the snow is falling
And friends are a calling "Yoo-hoo!" ♪
13
00:04:31,335 --> 00:04:33,020
♪Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding... ♪
14
00:04:33,045 --> 00:04:36,190
Did you guys know that Norway
is the happiest country on Earth?
15
00:04:36,215 --> 00:04:38,467
Yeah? Doesn't surprise me.
16
00:04:39,301 --> 00:04:41,195
It's like Disneyland for Europe.
17
00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:44,114
Now we've moved to
Disneyland. How lucky.
18
00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:47,117
I just wish global warming
would hurry up already.
19
00:04:47,142 --> 00:04:51,705
Don't worry. In a couple of years, when
California's just a scorching desert,
20
00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:54,875
- Norway will be just like Santa Monica.
- Yeah, right.
21
00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,126
- Hey.
- Hm?
22
00:04:56,151 --> 00:04:57,569
Is that a moose on a sign?
23
00:04:58,153 --> 00:05:00,047
Oh! So cute!
24
00:05:00,072 --> 00:05:02,324
Have you ever seen
a moose on a sign before?
25
00:05:02,908 --> 00:05:04,551
Come on.
26
00:05:04,576 --> 00:05:06,178
Let's take a photo with it.
27
00:05:06,203 --> 00:05:07,262
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
28
00:05:07,287 --> 00:05:11,976
Oh, this is gonna make the most amazing
family Christmas photo for this year.
29
00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:13,852
Oh, yeah. Great idea.
30
00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:16,296
Okay, everyone line up behind.
31
00:05:17,923 --> 00:05:19,925
- Get a good angle.
- Okay.
32
00:05:21,385 --> 00:05:22,569
Like that?
33
00:05:22,594 --> 00:05:23,904
Yeah, that's great.
34
00:05:23,929 --> 00:05:26,115
Okay, everyone say "moose."
35
00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:28,742
Moose!
36
00:05:31,687 --> 00:05:33,414
- What is that?
- Huh.
37
00:05:38,152 --> 00:05:38,962
Oh.
38
00:05:38,987 --> 00:05:41,213
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, that's so cute.
39
00:05:41,238 --> 00:05:42,489
Just like in the sign.
40
00:05:43,657 --> 00:05:45,134
- So cute.
- Hi, buddy.
41
00:05:45,159 --> 00:05:46,218
Dad, be careful.
42
00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:51,373
I mean, how often do you get the chance
to say hi to a little guy like you, huh?
43
00:05:52,249 --> 00:05:53,250
Hey, buddy.
44
00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:55,394
You cold out here?
45
00:05:55,419 --> 00:05:58,047
Huh?
46
00:06:01,717 --> 00:06:03,152
Is that your mother?
47
00:06:04,261 --> 00:06:05,696
Run!
48
00:06:05,721 --> 00:06:07,556
It's a killer moose!
49
00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:08,950
Come on!
50
00:06:08,975 --> 00:06:10,159
- Run!
- Quick!
51
00:06:10,184 --> 00:06:12,745
Whoa!
52
00:06:15,898 --> 00:06:18,834
- Start the car, Goddamn it!
- The car won't start!
53
00:06:20,069 --> 00:06:21,128
Start the car!
54
00:06:21,153 --> 00:06:23,297
What are you doing?
55
00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:29,411
- Everybody okay?
- Yeah.
56
00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,227
- Hey.
- Oh.
57
00:06:37,252 --> 00:06:39,922
Are you okay? Everyone all right?
58
00:06:40,672 --> 00:06:43,317
Uh, I'm still working on my Norwegian.
59
00:06:43,342 --> 00:06:45,194
Oh, you're Americans?
60
00:06:45,219 --> 00:06:46,112
Yeah.
61
00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:48,097
I just gotta tell you,
I love The Kardashians.
62
00:06:48,222 --> 00:06:49,222
Hm?
63
00:06:49,765 --> 00:06:51,658
Okay, so the father moose,
64
00:06:51,683 --> 00:06:54,995
he can be a bit crazy
if you go after his kid, so...
65
00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,413
Oh, we weren't going..
66
00:06:56,438 --> 00:07:00,167
In Norway, we learn early
that if you mess with nature,
67
00:07:00,192 --> 00:07:03,837
nature will come back right at you
and punch you in the faces.
68
00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:04,838
So good luck!
69
00:07:04,863 --> 00:07:06,882
- Thank you.
- Mm. Thank you. Bye.
70
00:07:06,907 --> 00:07:08,634
Ah, that was fun, huh?
71
00:07:08,659 --> 00:07:10,260
We met the sheriff
72
00:07:10,285 --> 00:07:12,763
{\an8}and a moose and a baby moose.
73
00:07:12,788 --> 00:07:14,681
{\an8}Welcome to Norway.
74
00:07:14,706 --> 00:07:19,186
♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy
And comfy and cozy are we ♪
75
00:07:19,211 --> 00:07:20,854
♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
76
00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:24,608
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
77
00:07:24,633 --> 00:07:35,978
{\an8}♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling-a-ding-dong-ding! ♪
78
00:07:43,819 --> 00:07:45,546
{\an8}Oh, boy.
79
00:07:45,571 --> 00:07:47,447
Even prettier than I remember.
80
00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:50,592
- Here we are!
- This is it?
81
00:07:50,617 --> 00:07:51,760
Huh?
82
00:07:51,785 --> 00:07:53,762
Look at that.
83
00:07:53,787 --> 00:07:56,582
I still can't believe
we inherited this place.
84
00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:58,976
It's gonna be
the best Christmas ever, buddy.
85
00:07:59,001 --> 00:08:01,854
Our backyard's bigger
than our whole old neighborhood.
86
00:08:04,047 --> 00:08:07,426
- Yeah, it is.
- We're in the middle of nowhere?
87
00:08:09,803 --> 00:08:10,803
Yeah.
88
00:08:11,263 --> 00:08:13,365
Hey, isn't it great?
89
00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:15,701
- My life is over.
- Come on.
90
00:08:15,726 --> 00:08:17,411
Let's check out our new digs.
91
00:08:17,436 --> 00:08:20,397
Here we are. Home sweet home.
92
00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,440
Huh?
93
00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:24,985
Yeah.
94
00:08:25,611 --> 00:08:26,670
- Wow.
- Whoa.
95
00:08:26,695 --> 00:08:28,547
Yeah, whoa, huh?
96
00:08:28,572 --> 00:08:31,867
Ew! It smells like somebody died.
97
00:08:32,743 --> 00:08:35,329
I cannot live here.
98
00:08:59,937 --> 00:09:02,105
It sure is fresh.
99
00:09:05,317 --> 00:09:07,211
- It's exciting.
- Yeah.
100
00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:09,821
This is our future. Bed and breakfast.
101
00:09:10,697 --> 00:09:12,591
- It does need a little work.
- Yeah. Okay.
102
00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:13,967
Not much.
103
00:09:15,869 --> 00:09:16,870
Okay.
104
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,250
- Ready?
- Mm-hm.
105
00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:25,795
Wow.
106
00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,442
Wow.
107
00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:30,943
Yeah, right?
108
00:09:30,968 --> 00:09:31,944
Wow.
109
00:09:31,969 --> 00:09:36,365
- Needs a bit of work, huh?
- Oh, we'll fix this place up in no time.
110
00:09:36,390 --> 00:09:37,449
And a year from now,
111
00:09:37,474 --> 00:09:40,911
people are gonna be lining up
around the barn to stay here at night.
112
00:09:40,936 --> 00:09:41,912
You'll see.
113
00:09:41,937 --> 00:09:43,121
Yeah?
114
00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:45,082
Yeah, of course.
115
00:09:45,107 --> 00:09:47,292
You could even have
your self-help seminars here.
116
00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:48,211
Yeah.
117
00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:50,128
Just think,
your concept of Happy Vision.
118
00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:52,239
Lucas, don't stay out too long.
119
00:10:27,149 --> 00:10:30,836
And that is my great-great-grandfather.
120
00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:32,337
When he was only 18,
121
00:10:32,362 --> 00:10:36,074
he said goodbye to his family
and hopped on a boat to America.
122
00:10:37,284 --> 00:10:40,595
He swore he'd come back,
but he never did.
123
00:10:43,749 --> 00:10:45,250
But here you are.
124
00:10:47,836 --> 00:10:49,813
Here we are,
125
00:10:49,838 --> 00:10:52,649
as a family, in our new home.
126
00:10:52,674 --> 00:10:55,552
You know, I just hope
that your kids get used to it.
127
00:10:56,136 --> 00:10:58,613
And that Lucas finally finds a friend.
128
00:11:02,642 --> 00:11:05,729
And us, here together.
129
00:11:06,772 --> 00:11:08,332
Me as their mom.
130
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:12,544
Hey, you've been their mother for years.
They love you.
131
00:11:12,569 --> 00:11:15,947
I don't know, I just feel like
ever since we got married...
132
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,301
it's like Nora really resents me.
133
00:11:19,326 --> 00:11:20,410
You guys!
134
00:11:21,703 --> 00:11:23,705
There's something in the barn.
135
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:27,517
- What do you mean, "something"?
- I don't know, but it's something.
136
00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:30,479
Oh, well, it's probably just the wood.
137
00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:33,023
Old buildings, they creak and groan.
138
00:11:33,048 --> 00:11:37,027
Yeah, that's just how
it's gonna be now, living out here.
139
00:11:37,052 --> 00:11:40,614
- Hey, you wanna do something fun tonight?
- Sure.
140
00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:44,142
Should we do what all Norwegians do
this time of year?
141
00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:45,912
Yeah.
142
00:11:45,937 --> 00:11:49,206
For thousands of years,
143
00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:53,944
Norwegians have come out
on winter evenings
144
00:11:54,653 --> 00:11:58,090
to marvel at the sight
of the great Northern Lights.
145
00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:02,828
I can't see shit.
146
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,638
Language.
147
00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:07,099
I'm cold. Can we go inside?
148
00:12:07,124 --> 00:12:09,226
Okay, while we wait
for the sky to clear up,
149
00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:11,144
why don't we have more
of that piping hot glögg?
150
00:12:11,169 --> 00:12:12,421
That'll warm you up, huh?
151
00:12:16,216 --> 00:12:17,859
Maybe we should call it a night.
152
00:12:17,884 --> 00:12:18,969
No, no.
153
00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:21,613
- You guys want to go to bed?
- Yeah.
154
00:12:21,638 --> 00:12:23,949
You're gonna miss the Northern Lights.
155
00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:26,393
- Okay.
- Whatever.
156
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:35,919
Hey, you know, maybe you should
give them a bit of space.
157
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:38,947
This is a big change.
158
00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:41,283
For all of us.
159
00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:17,461
Look at this, huh?
160
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:19,463
We got everything we need here.
161
00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:22,324
A ski shop, bakery.
162
00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:25,010
Another ski shop.
163
00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:26,119
Wonderful.
164
00:13:26,912 --> 00:13:27,888
So great.
165
00:13:27,913 --> 00:13:29,764
Oh! Watch out.
166
00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:31,958
- Oh!
- That looks fun, huh?
167
00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:38,273
Can we go inside? It's fucking freezing.
168
00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:40,609
Hey, don't use the F word.
169
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:42,928
You're right. I'm sorry.
170
00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,697
It's fucking cold.
171
00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:48,116
Oh.. She's not wrong,
I mean, it is cold.
172
00:13:48,141 --> 00:13:51,786
Why don't we go in here
and grab a little Norwegian treat?
173
00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:54,289
- Hm.
- Don't stay out here long, Lucas.
174
00:13:54,314 --> 00:13:56,500
- [townsfolk chattering.
- Hey, how are you doing?
175
00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,946
Hi. Hello.
176
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,198
This looks cozy, huh?
177
00:14:08,328 --> 00:14:09,513
Hi.
178
00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:11,206
I love your onesie.
179
00:14:12,249 --> 00:14:13,291
Suits you.
180
00:14:14,251 --> 00:14:16,561
Are you the family
that's taking over the Nordheim farm?
181
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,231
Yeah, that's us. Eric was my Uncle.
182
00:14:19,256 --> 00:14:22,567
I inherited the farm
after he passed away.
183
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,761
Mm.
184
00:14:25,512 --> 00:14:27,656
Yeah, and now we're moving here.
185
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:35,580
So these are the
happiest people on Earth.
186
00:14:58,670 --> 00:14:59,670
Ugh.
187
00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:05,760
That is a barn elf.
188
00:15:07,512 --> 00:15:08,322
What?
189
00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:10,765
That is a barn elf.
190
00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:13,410
I'm American.
191
00:15:13,435 --> 00:15:15,120
Oh, sorry.
192
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:17,956
Uh, that's, uh, a fjøsnisse.
193
00:15:17,981 --> 00:15:20,984
I guess you can call it a barn elf.
194
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:22,610
Are they real?
195
00:15:23,695 --> 00:15:24,946
Uh, what do you mean?
196
00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:28,033
Like, do they exist?
197
00:15:29,951 --> 00:15:31,036
Yes.
198
00:15:32,787 --> 00:15:34,180
Are they good or bad?
199
00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:36,474
Uh, if you treat the barn elf nice,
200
00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:39,644
he will be good to you
and help look after the farm.
201
00:15:39,669 --> 00:15:41,396
But if you make him angry,
202
00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:45,650
he will do whatever it takes
to get rid of you.
203
00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:47,277
I've read tales, actually,
204
00:15:47,302 --> 00:15:50,530
about the barn elf
breaking the necks on the cows,
205
00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:54,476
and just shoving their carcasses
into milk containers.
206
00:15:55,143 --> 00:15:56,328
Um...
207
00:15:56,353 --> 00:15:59,331
You know that old dilapidated barn?
208
00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:02,025
We're turning it into a hotel.
209
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:05,945
It's a little bit rough,
but, uh, you get the idea.
210
00:16:08,073 --> 00:16:12,302
Get back to nature
with Nordheim Forest Glade.
211
00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:14,429
- Our barn is your home.
- Mm-hm!
212
00:16:14,454 --> 00:16:15,555
Briefly.
213
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,057
- Eco-friendly.
- Hm.
214
00:16:17,082 --> 00:16:21,670
Have you ever heard of Airbnb?
Or Vrbo? Uh, HomeAway?
215
00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:23,772
- He's digesting it.
- Yeah.
216
00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:25,482
- It takes a second.
- Uh-huh.
217
00:16:25,507 --> 00:16:26,925
How do you make him angry?
218
00:16:27,509 --> 00:16:29,152
Well, it depends.
219
00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:34,032
Uh, first off, the barn elf is very,
very old-fashioned and traditional,
220
00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:37,077
- so he hates changes to the farm.
- Okay.
221
00:16:37,102 --> 00:16:42,415
Secondly, he doesn't like bright,
artificial light, you know,
222
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,292
and he hates loud noises.
223
00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:47,462
So don't take him to a rave party,
to put it that way.
224
00:16:47,487 --> 00:16:48,487
Okay.
225
00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:49,947
Lucas?
226
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:53,468
Oh, Lucas, get away from that man.
227
00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:54,844
- Hey, Mom.
- Hi.
228
00:16:54,869 --> 00:16:56,638
I hope he hasn't been bothering you.
229
00:16:56,663 --> 00:16:58,515
No, no, no. He's not bothering me.
230
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:01,643
I'm just surprised
to see a visitor here.
231
00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:03,269
Or a visitor at all.
232
00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:06,881
We don't get any visitors here at all.
233
00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:08,608
It's very cozy.
234
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,444
Yes. I guess you are
here on the vacation?
235
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:13,613
Oh! Oh, no, no, no.
236
00:17:13,638 --> 00:17:15,657
- We actually just moved here.
- Oh.
237
00:17:15,682 --> 00:17:18,952
To the, um.. You know the Nordheim farm?
238
00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:20,745
You know it?
239
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,231
- To the Nordheim farm?
- Yeah.
240
00:17:23,815 --> 00:17:26,276
Yeah, yes. Yes, I know it. Yes.
241
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:28,336
Bye.
242
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:29,946
Okay, honey, let's go.
243
00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:51,968
Hello?
244
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,583
Hello?
245
00:18:38,932 --> 00:18:41,434
Oh, right. Sorry.
246
00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:57,951
Don't be afraid.
247
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:13,674
Hm.
248
00:19:16,094 --> 00:19:17,094
Hm.
249
00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,056
You want a cookie?
250
00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:22,851
Hm!
251
00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:28,481
Mm-mm.
252
00:19:35,738 --> 00:19:36,781
Hm! Mm.
253
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,336
You really like that, don't you?
254
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,676
My name's Lucas.
255
00:19:57,552 --> 00:20:00,196
And those other people,
they're my family.
256
00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:02,849
And we all promise to keep you safe.
257
00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:06,060
I promise.
258
00:20:12,901 --> 00:20:13,901
Oh.
259
00:20:14,277 --> 00:20:15,277
Oh. Oh.
260
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:18,865
Want another one?
261
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,450
Hm!
262
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:33,671
Are there any beaches?
263
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,357
No.
264
00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:38,426
Do they play softball?
265
00:20:40,178 --> 00:20:41,346
No.
266
00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:43,948
So, what is there?
267
00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:46,476
Just snow.
268
00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:50,688
I miss you.
269
00:20:51,272 --> 00:20:52,857
This really sucks.
270
00:20:57,695 --> 00:20:58,696
Jess?
271
00:21:01,074 --> 00:21:02,116
Jess!
272
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,750
- Heard of knocking?
- Sorry.
273
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:17,982
I know you're going
through a tough time right now,
274
00:21:18,007 --> 00:21:20,109
but you know what can really help?
275
00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:23,488
It's something
I like to call Happy Vision.
276
00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:24,572
Oh, my God.
277
00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:27,517
Are you seriously doing
your life-coaching on me right now?
278
00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:30,687
My tools have helped a lot of people.
279
00:21:31,396 --> 00:21:34,582
If you envision something
that makes you really happy,
280
00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:35,792
it can come true.
281
00:21:35,817 --> 00:21:38,444
My friends are my life.
282
00:21:39,237 --> 00:21:42,824
How am I supposed
to visualize them into existence, huh?
283
00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:50,248
Norway will grow on you.
284
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:55,378
The only thing
that'll grow on me here is icicles.
285
00:21:56,671 --> 00:21:57,772
Good talk.
286
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,324
It's nice to meet you.
287
00:22:08,349 --> 00:22:10,952
It's nice to milk you.
288
00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:12,412
One more time.
289
00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:13,538
Okay.
290
00:22:13,563 --> 00:22:15,623
It's nice to meet you.
291
00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:17,834
It's nice to milk you.
292
00:22:17,859 --> 00:22:19,502
- Morning.
- Good morning.
293
00:22:19,527 --> 00:22:21,754
How is the Norwegian coming along?
294
00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:24,257
Uh, great.
You know, I'm practically fluent.
295
00:22:24,282 --> 00:22:25,341
Sounding great.
296
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:28,344
- Yeah, I'm picking it up pretty easy.
- Amazing.
297
00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:32,582
You know, I really hope Nora
and Lucas make some new friends.
298
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:35,143
They must miss their old friends a lot.
299
00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:37,336
I'm sure they'll make
friends in no time.
300
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,589
Mm. I don't know.
301
00:22:40,465 --> 00:22:43,151
I feel like these Norwegians
are really hard to connect with.
302
00:22:43,176 --> 00:22:44,485
My grandpa used to say:
303
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:47,613
"Norwegians have an ice wall
around their hearts.
304
00:22:47,638 --> 00:22:51,659
But if you can manage to melt it,
you have a friend for life."
305
00:22:51,684 --> 00:22:52,578
Hm.
306
00:22:52,603 --> 00:22:55,163
♪ To go riding in a
one-horse sleigh... ♪
307
00:22:55,188 --> 00:22:58,541
Maybe we could invite
the neighbors over.
308
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,251
We could throw a party?
309
00:23:00,276 --> 00:23:01,711
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
310
00:23:01,736 --> 00:23:03,504
Show them good old American hospitality.
311
00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:05,339
Yeah. That might
thaw their frozen hearts.
312
00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:06,908
That's a great idea.
313
00:23:08,117 --> 00:23:10,536
Why don't we throw
the party at the barn?
314
00:23:11,287 --> 00:23:12,263
Perfect.
315
00:23:12,288 --> 00:23:13,431
♪ Jingle bell time... ♪
316
00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:14,557
- Yay!
- I love it.
317
00:23:14,582 --> 00:23:15,725
Great.
318
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:16,809
Okay.
319
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:19,545
I'm gonna clear the snow.
It's not gonna clear itself.
320
00:23:27,678 --> 00:23:30,056
Oh, yeah.
321
00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:43,694
It cleared itself.
322
00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:45,214
Huh?
323
00:23:45,239 --> 00:23:48,658
Ah, well, maybe it's a public service
they provide in Norway.
324
00:23:49,742 --> 00:23:50,594
Right.
325
00:23:50,619 --> 00:23:53,554
And now you see
how social democracy works, Lucas.
326
00:23:53,579 --> 00:23:54,889
- Hm?
- You pay your taxes
327
00:23:54,914 --> 00:23:56,057
and they fix stuff for you.
328
00:23:56,082 --> 00:23:57,542
Gotta love Norway.
329
00:24:41,502 --> 00:24:43,254
Thanks for clearing the snow.
330
00:24:43,754 --> 00:24:45,298
That was very kind of you.
331
00:24:49,802 --> 00:24:50,802
Oh.
332
00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:03,648
Mmm!
333
00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:08,069
Thank you.
334
00:25:17,413 --> 00:25:18,831
Who are you talking to?
335
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:21,225
An elf.
336
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,477
- He was here.
- Right.
337
00:25:23,502 --> 00:25:24,921
Where'd he go?
338
00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,281
Got it.
339
00:25:35,306 --> 00:25:37,074
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas... ♪
340
00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:40,203
{\an8}- Come on, throw it like you mean it!
- Whoo!
341
00:25:40,228 --> 00:25:44,415
- Christmas party in the barn.
- Christmas in our barn. Please come.
342
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,584
♪ Have a cup of cheer... ♪
343
00:25:46,609 --> 00:25:48,377
Do you want to play a game or something?
344
00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:51,589
I'm sorry. I'm just
super busy right now.
345
00:25:51,614 --> 00:25:54,116
♪ When you walk down the street... ♪
346
00:25:54,909 --> 00:25:59,013
You know, we could just buy a tree
like normal people.
347
00:25:59,038 --> 00:26:01,057
No, no, illegally cutting down
your own tree
348
00:26:01,082 --> 00:26:03,267
is a rich Norwegian Christmas tradition.
349
00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:05,186
Just pick one!
350
00:26:05,211 --> 00:26:07,063
♪ Where you can see ♪
351
00:26:08,714 --> 00:26:11,234
♪ Somebody waits for you ♪
352
00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:14,362
♪ Kiss her once for me ♪
353
00:26:14,387 --> 00:26:15,863
Yeah! Hit it!
354
00:26:15,888 --> 00:26:17,323
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
355
00:26:17,348 --> 00:26:18,324
Whoa!
356
00:26:18,349 --> 00:26:21,310
♪ And in case you didn't hear... ♪
357
00:26:22,061 --> 00:26:23,062
Come on.
358
00:26:23,729 --> 00:26:24,539
Nope.
359
00:26:25,815 --> 00:26:27,208
I give up.
360
00:26:27,233 --> 00:26:28,876
How do those lumberjacks do it?
361
00:26:28,901 --> 00:26:32,171
I brought you some more cookies. Enjoy.
362
00:26:32,196 --> 00:26:33,447
Hm!
363
00:26:34,865 --> 00:26:41,722
♪ Oh, by golly
Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪
364
00:26:41,747 --> 00:26:43,015
Losing my mind.
365
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,836
♪ This year ♪
366
00:26:50,214 --> 00:26:52,383
Just a little finishing touch.
367
00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:54,694
There you go.
368
00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:58,014
Come on, buddy!
369
00:26:59,181 --> 00:27:01,392
- What's going on?
- There he is.
370
00:27:02,184 --> 00:27:03,995
Got a little surprise for you.
371
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,329
Three.
372
00:27:05,354 --> 00:27:07,064
- Hm...
- Two.
373
00:27:07,898 --> 00:27:10,860
One!
374
00:27:13,696 --> 00:27:15,448
No!
375
00:27:17,491 --> 00:27:18,302
Oh!
376
00:27:18,327 --> 00:27:20,636
Stop it. What are you..?
What are you doing?
377
00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:21,721
- Hey.
- No, stop it.
378
00:27:21,746 --> 00:27:24,223
He hates bright lights.
379
00:27:24,248 --> 00:27:26,684
- Who?
- The barn elf.
380
00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:28,686
The barn elf?
381
00:27:28,711 --> 00:27:32,606
Oh, it was part of that exhibition
at the museum.
382
00:27:32,631 --> 00:27:35,468
Yeah,
he's real. And he lives right there.
383
00:27:36,469 --> 00:27:39,113
And if we treat him well,
he'll treat us well.
384
00:27:39,138 --> 00:27:41,157
And he hates this stuff.
385
00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:43,909
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
He hates decorations?
386
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:48,164
No, he hates lights, he hates changes,
he hates loud noises.
387
00:27:48,189 --> 00:27:50,791
Ho-ho-ho!
388
00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:52,001
- Merry Christmas!
- Huh!
389
00:27:52,026 --> 00:27:53,819
Motion-activated!
390
00:27:54,695 --> 00:27:55,963
- Every time.
- Ho-ho-ho!
391
00:27:55,988 --> 00:27:58,132
- Works every time.
- Merry Christmas!
392
00:27:58,157 --> 00:28:00,468
What do you think, Nora?
It's just like being at home.
393
00:28:00,493 --> 00:28:02,845
- It's not so bad.
- Yay!
394
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,622
That's my girl.
395
00:28:04,997 --> 00:28:09,268
Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!
396
00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:11,020
Ho-ho-ho!
397
00:28:11,045 --> 00:28:13,230
- Merry Christmas!
- You can wave anything in front of it.
398
00:28:14,799 --> 00:28:17,426
- Come try!
- Merry Christmas!
399
00:28:36,654 --> 00:28:40,491
Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!
400
00:29:05,975 --> 00:29:07,017
No, no.
401
00:29:08,477 --> 00:29:11,564
Why? What happened?
402
00:29:12,606 --> 00:29:13,691
What happened?
403
00:29:14,817 --> 00:29:15,985
Where's Santa?
404
00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:18,612
They took Santa!
405
00:29:20,614 --> 00:29:22,091
Dad, I'm so sorry.
406
00:29:22,116 --> 00:29:23,759
Ho-ho...
407
00:29:23,784 --> 00:29:25,052
Santa?
408
00:29:25,077 --> 00:29:27,788
Ho...
409
00:29:29,081 --> 00:29:35,479
- Merry Christmas!
- Santa?
410
00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:37,464
They killed him.
411
00:29:51,896 --> 00:29:54,457
So, what do you think happened, officer?
412
00:29:54,482 --> 00:29:56,250
Probably some kids, you know?
413
00:29:56,275 --> 00:29:58,961
The youth club closed, so they're bored.
414
00:29:58,986 --> 00:29:59,986
Hm.
415
00:30:00,613 --> 00:30:03,466
- Yeah.
- So, what are you gonna do about it?
416
00:30:03,491 --> 00:30:06,343
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
417
00:30:06,368 --> 00:30:08,220
I mean, kids will be kids, right?
418
00:30:08,245 --> 00:30:09,330
Yeah.
419
00:30:11,332 --> 00:30:16,187
No, I mean,
what are you going to do about it?
420
00:30:16,212 --> 00:30:17,338
Oh, yeah.
421
00:30:17,838 --> 00:30:20,065
I'm going
to swipe this area for fingerprints,
422
00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:22,843
and then I'll call the forensics,
and, uh...
423
00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:27,907
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I will look into it though.
424
00:30:27,932 --> 00:30:29,200
- Okay, great.
- Hey.
425
00:30:29,225 --> 00:30:31,185
- Thank you so much.
- No problem.
426
00:30:31,894 --> 00:30:34,038
- We're in good hands.
- You know what?
427
00:30:34,063 --> 00:30:37,541
It could be the moose,
coming back for revenge.
428
00:30:43,489 --> 00:30:44,865
You just let her go.
429
00:30:45,282 --> 00:30:46,575
- Huh?
- Why?
430
00:30:47,618 --> 00:30:49,970
She said she's gonna handle it.
She's gonna look into it.
431
00:30:49,995 --> 00:30:52,164
- That means "do nothing."
- No.
432
00:30:52,873 --> 00:30:56,060
Hey, you're in Norway now, okay?
433
00:30:56,085 --> 00:30:58,921
Nothing bad ever happens here.
434
00:31:06,512 --> 00:31:07,738
That looks good.
435
00:31:07,763 --> 00:31:09,490
- Hm?
- Yeah.
436
00:31:09,515 --> 00:31:12,535
Can't wait for our neighbors to see
all this hard work we're putting in.
437
00:31:13,852 --> 00:31:16,981
- What's wrong?
- What if nobody comes?
438
00:31:17,982 --> 00:31:19,750
What if we can't make new friends here?
439
00:31:19,775 --> 00:31:20,834
Hey.
440
00:31:22,695 --> 00:31:23,988
Happy Vision.
441
00:31:25,072 --> 00:31:28,050
You remember four years ago,
when I met you at your seminar?
442
00:31:28,075 --> 00:31:32,304
I was really struggling.
I was at the end of my rope.
443
00:31:32,329 --> 00:31:35,975
You gave me the tools to deal
with the most difficult time in my life.
444
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,144
That seminar completely changed my life.
445
00:31:39,169 --> 00:31:41,171
In many ways.
446
00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:42,731
You're right.
447
00:31:42,756 --> 00:31:44,233
Happy Vision.
448
00:31:44,258 --> 00:31:45,526
Hey, there she is.
449
00:31:45,551 --> 00:31:48,070
You put positive energy out
and you will attract..
450
00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:49,363
Oh, my God!
451
00:31:55,185 --> 00:31:57,454
- Anything broken?
- No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
452
00:31:57,479 --> 00:32:00,583
I must've dislodged it
when I was moving boxes.
453
00:32:00,608 --> 00:32:03,377
We gotta go.
The guests will be here in five hours,
454
00:32:03,402 --> 00:32:05,296
and we have to check
if you have a concussion.
455
00:32:05,321 --> 00:32:06,488
Okay.
456
00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:13,512
How could you do that?
457
00:32:13,537 --> 00:32:15,347
You almost killed my dad.
458
00:32:16,373 --> 00:32:18,334
I thought we were friends.
459
00:33:30,197 --> 00:33:32,549
Dear neigh-beers.
460
00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:38,514
My whale life, I have trumped
to get a concoction...
461
00:33:38,539 --> 00:33:39,598
What?
462
00:33:39,623 --> 00:33:40,933
...with my nuts.
463
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,226
Honey.
464
00:33:42,251 --> 00:33:45,270
It meaning a lot much...
465
00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:46,563
Okay, uh, let's eat!
466
00:33:46,588 --> 00:33:48,257
- Dig in. Yeah.
- Yeah.
467
00:33:48,966 --> 00:33:50,776
I think that went pretty well.
468
00:33:56,306 --> 00:33:57,866
Use your knife, sweetie.
469
00:33:57,891 --> 00:33:59,518
Why is nobody talking?
470
00:34:00,394 --> 00:34:02,229
They just need to warm up.
471
00:34:05,315 --> 00:34:06,315
Okay.
472
00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:14,575
Merry Christmas!
473
00:34:20,164 --> 00:34:22,683
Norwegians are so friendly, huh?
474
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:25,394
They just needed alcohol. Lots of it.
475
00:34:25,419 --> 00:34:27,296
- Who knew?
- Yeah. Cheers!
476
00:34:36,013 --> 00:34:40,517
♪ Killed Rudolph this Christmas... ♪
477
00:34:41,769 --> 00:34:43,604
Your mom lets you drink wine?
478
00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:47,541
Yeah, she says I'll get my hands
on alcohol anyway,
479
00:34:47,566 --> 00:34:50,944
so she'd just rather
I drink something safe.
480
00:34:51,779 --> 00:34:56,049
I got you, Bill. Billy.
481
00:34:56,074 --> 00:34:58,135
- Wasn't expecting the hug.
- Ah!
482
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,845
It's very Norwegian.
483
00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:01,263
- A hug?
- Yeah.
484
00:35:01,288 --> 00:35:02,639
We do that too.
485
00:35:02,664 --> 00:35:04,958
- You want some?
- Sure.
486
00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:09,354
- This, I brew myself.
- Oh. Right.
487
00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:12,024
Don't go near an open flame
after you drink this stuff,
488
00:35:12,049 --> 00:35:13,049
I tell you that.
489
00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:15,861
- Maybe I don't drink it.
- You drink it.
490
00:35:15,886 --> 00:35:21,158
And so I pictured this happy life
in Norway, and here we are.
491
00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:23,368
- And we'll make it happen.
- Yeah.
492
00:35:23,393 --> 00:35:25,329
- Eventually.
- You are so brave.
493
00:35:25,354 --> 00:35:26,580
Thank you.
494
00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:29,249
I've always wanted to be an American.
495
00:35:29,274 --> 00:35:30,959
- I have a question.
- Yeah.
496
00:35:30,984 --> 00:35:34,296
- Have you ever been chased by the cops?
- No.
497
00:35:34,321 --> 00:35:39,051
You know, like a car chase or a foot
chase or, like, an escalator. Whatever.
498
00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:41,261
Why did you move to Norway?
499
00:35:41,286 --> 00:35:42,371
I don't know.
500
00:35:44,331 --> 00:35:48,393
I guess my dad just thought, um,
that if we moved somewhere else,
501
00:35:48,418 --> 00:35:52,214
we would just magically become
this big, happy family.
502
00:35:52,965 --> 00:35:55,818
- I have to admit, it hasn't been easy.
- Mm-hm. Yeah.
503
00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:58,720
And all the rumors and everything.
504
00:35:59,471 --> 00:36:00,471
Rumors?
505
00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:02,366
About the farm.
506
00:36:02,391 --> 00:36:03,851
That it's haunted.
507
00:36:05,185 --> 00:36:06,353
Very terrible.
508
00:36:16,613 --> 00:36:17,781
Hi.
509
00:36:21,034 --> 00:36:22,536
Can you give us a minute?
510
00:36:23,662 --> 00:36:25,138
- Okay.
- Thank you.
511
00:36:25,163 --> 00:36:26,582
See you later.
512
00:36:28,709 --> 00:36:29,710
Is that wine?
513
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,962
- Mm.. Mm-mm.
- Oh.
514
00:36:36,758 --> 00:36:39,236
I know what you're going through.
515
00:36:39,261 --> 00:36:43,724
You know, moving can be so hard.
516
00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:51,690
Raymond, can I ask a huge favor?
517
00:36:52,816 --> 00:36:55,794
You want me to be Santa
on Christmas Eve, right?
518
00:36:55,819 --> 00:36:57,045
Yeah.
519
00:36:57,070 --> 00:36:58,380
Yes!
520
00:36:58,405 --> 00:37:00,949
I love being Santa on Christmas Eve.
521
00:37:02,451 --> 00:37:03,261
Great.
522
00:37:03,286 --> 00:37:07,306
I'm usually alone on Christmas anyway,
so I have nothing else to do.
523
00:37:07,331 --> 00:37:10,809
I mean, how do you even
make friends at my age?
524
00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:12,586
You are so lucky.
525
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:18,258
It's so much easier when you're young
and gravity hasn't taken over.
526
00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:22,304
Are you okay?
527
00:37:23,889 --> 00:37:24,889
Ugh.
528
00:37:28,727 --> 00:37:30,078
The party's over!
529
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:34,416
Please stop.
530
00:37:34,441 --> 00:37:35,918
You're making the elf mad.
531
00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,169
Lucas.
532
00:37:37,194 --> 00:37:38,612
Quiet, everyone!
533
00:37:40,489 --> 00:37:41,740
Are you kidding me?
534
00:37:43,116 --> 00:37:44,760
I can't believe this.
535
00:37:44,785 --> 00:37:47,012
I mean, you're not even 21.
536
00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:52,083
What?
537
00:37:54,252 --> 00:37:55,379
You're grounded.
538
00:37:57,089 --> 00:37:58,690
I'm already grounded!
539
00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:01,426
We're all fucking grounded anyway!
540
00:38:02,135 --> 00:38:05,514
Well, then your phone is confiscated.
541
00:38:06,515 --> 00:38:07,808
Until January.
542
00:38:09,476 --> 00:38:10,811
You're a monster.
543
00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:15,958
What?
544
00:38:15,983 --> 00:38:18,835
- She's your daughter.
- Yeah?
545
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:21,088
Why don't you say something?
546
00:38:21,113 --> 00:38:22,297
Yeah.
547
00:38:22,322 --> 00:38:26,952
I agree with Carol,
your mother. Stepmother.
548
00:38:32,082 --> 00:38:33,917
Hey. Um...
549
00:38:37,087 --> 00:38:41,400
You know, Lucas, the things I
told you about at the museum,
550
00:38:41,425 --> 00:38:43,276
about the barn elves...
551
00:38:43,301 --> 00:38:45,554
You see, barn elves,
552
00:38:46,304 --> 00:38:47,990
they aren't actually..
553
00:38:48,015 --> 00:38:51,685
They're making the elf mad,
and no one will listen to me.
554
00:38:52,269 --> 00:38:53,562
You have to help me.
555
00:38:58,108 --> 00:39:01,628
Well, if it's like you say, Lucas,
556
00:39:01,653 --> 00:39:05,382
then there's only one thing you can do.
557
00:39:05,407 --> 00:39:07,801
- What's that?
- On Christmas Eve,
558
00:39:07,826 --> 00:39:11,955
you must place a bowl of porridge
in the barn.
559
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,374
Porridge?
560
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,585
Yes, it's a food.
561
00:39:17,502 --> 00:39:20,022
Porridge.
You make it out of different grains.
562
00:39:20,047 --> 00:39:22,524
Oat, wheat, corn, rice.
563
00:39:22,549 --> 00:39:25,068
And you cook it in milk
and water. Porridge.
564
00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:27,279
I'm surprised
you don't know what porridge is.
565
00:39:27,304 --> 00:39:30,157
- I know what porridge is.
- Yeah, now you do.
566
00:39:30,182 --> 00:39:31,616
Because I explained it to you.
567
00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:34,578
Anyway, so on Christmas Eve,
568
00:39:34,603 --> 00:39:37,456
you make a bowl of rice porridge.
569
00:39:37,481 --> 00:39:38,540
- Okay?
- Okay.
570
00:39:38,565 --> 00:39:42,836
And you put cinnamon on top of it
and a bit of butter in the middle.
571
00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:45,255
- Mm-hm.
- And you place it out in the barn.
572
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,008
- Okay.
- Okay? You see, this is an ancient ritual.
573
00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:52,596
A sacred peace offering
between humans and elves.
574
00:39:52,621 --> 00:39:55,182
- Would this make the elf happy?
- Absolutely.
575
00:39:55,207 --> 00:39:58,627
As long as the elf gets his porridge,
all will be well.
576
00:40:00,587 --> 00:40:01,980
- Okay.
- Good.
577
00:40:02,005 --> 00:40:05,275
And now you also know what porridge is.
That's a bonus.
578
00:40:37,332 --> 00:40:38,333
Call the police.
579
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:41,228
Okay. Be careful.
580
00:40:41,253 --> 00:40:42,337
Uh-huh.
581
00:41:13,076 --> 00:41:14,536
What the heck?
582
00:41:22,002 --> 00:41:23,795
Huh?
583
00:41:53,283 --> 00:41:54,759
Ow!
584
00:41:58,330 --> 00:41:59,330
Bill?
585
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,001
Bill.
586
00:42:33,531 --> 00:42:34,532
Okay.
587
00:42:35,242 --> 00:42:37,911
Okay. Okay.
588
00:42:58,556 --> 00:42:59,641
Hello?
589
00:43:04,145 --> 00:43:05,145
Huh?
590
00:43:06,064 --> 00:43:08,108
Mom?
591
00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,944
Oh, my God.
592
00:43:17,701 --> 00:43:20,912
Wow. That's some
party you've had here...
593
00:43:21,496 --> 00:43:24,474
that would be nice
to have been invited to.
594
00:43:24,499 --> 00:43:25,892
I'm just kidding.
595
00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:31,022
But it's, uh, easy to go a bit overboard
with the alcohol during Christmas times.
596
00:43:31,047 --> 00:43:33,817
- I've been there. We've all been there.
- Sure.
597
00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:34,777
We're sober.
598
00:43:34,802 --> 00:43:36,152
Mm-hm.
599
00:43:36,177 --> 00:43:38,513
Are you actually gonna do
some police work this time?
600
00:43:40,849 --> 00:43:43,560
You know, it could be a fox.
601
00:43:44,394 --> 00:43:46,037
- A fox?
- Yes.
602
00:43:46,062 --> 00:43:49,958
If the window was open
and you had a lot of food around,
603
00:43:49,983 --> 00:43:52,168
- it could be.
- In the house?
604
00:43:52,193 --> 00:43:55,046
You have Fox News, don't you?
605
00:43:55,071 --> 00:43:58,174
Or it could have been the ghost.
606
00:43:58,199 --> 00:44:00,302
Oh, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't be joking about that.
607
00:44:00,327 --> 00:44:01,428
- Yes.
- I'm so sorry.
608
00:44:01,453 --> 00:44:04,014
Thank you for your time.
We'll keep all the windows closed.
609
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:06,891
Do that, okay?
And have a peaceful Christmas.
610
00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:09,894
Go easy on the booze
because of the kids and... Yeah.
611
00:44:09,919 --> 00:44:11,771
You know, all that.
612
00:44:11,796 --> 00:44:15,066
- Absolutely. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
613
00:44:15,091 --> 00:44:17,944
- And don't drink and drive!
- Okay.
614
00:44:17,969 --> 00:44:19,529
Thank you.
615
00:44:19,554 --> 00:44:23,658
A fox, huh? That puts my mind at rest.
How about you?
616
00:44:33,109 --> 00:44:35,528
- Bill?
- Yeah?
617
00:44:37,405 --> 00:44:39,824
Why do people think the barn is haunted?
618
00:44:44,829 --> 00:44:45,997
{\an8}Lutefisk.
619
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:52,087
You told me your
Uncle died after a fall.
620
00:44:52,670 --> 00:44:53,797
Is that true?
621
00:44:58,802 --> 00:45:00,136
Yeah. Yes.
622
00:45:01,554 --> 00:45:02,680
What happened?
623
00:45:03,473 --> 00:45:05,725
Okay.
624
00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:07,811
Okay.
625
00:45:09,437 --> 00:45:11,289
According to the police report,
626
00:45:11,314 --> 00:45:14,542
- Mm-hm.
- He was on the second floor of the barn,
627
00:45:14,567 --> 00:45:17,112
- Mm-hm.
- And he fell out of a window.
628
00:45:18,863 --> 00:45:24,536
And accidentally caught himself on fire.
629
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,121
What?
630
00:45:26,663 --> 00:45:30,125
He was trying to burn the barn down,
they think.
631
00:45:31,251 --> 00:45:33,645
Why would he want
to burn down the barn?
632
00:45:33,670 --> 00:45:34,938
I don't know.
633
00:45:34,963 --> 00:45:36,981
He was old and senile.
634
00:45:37,006 --> 00:45:39,150
They don't have therapy here.
635
00:45:39,175 --> 00:45:40,844
Why didn't you tell me?
636
00:45:41,469 --> 00:45:43,905
I was a little worried
about how you'd react.
637
00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:47,992
Look, it's nothing to get worked up
over. It was just a bizarre accident.
638
00:45:48,017 --> 00:45:52,247
All I know is that it's been one thing
after another ever since we got here.
639
00:45:52,272 --> 00:45:56,376
You can't be saying
that you think my Uncle is haunting us?
640
00:45:56,401 --> 00:45:59,462
- We should never have come here.
- Calm down.
641
00:45:59,487 --> 00:46:02,157
- Don't get worked up over nothing.
- Nothing?
642
00:46:03,658 --> 00:46:06,327
I gave up everything to be here.
643
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,264
My friends, my career.
644
00:46:09,289 --> 00:46:11,891
I am worried about the children, Bill.
645
00:46:11,916 --> 00:46:14,227
Hey, they're fine.
646
00:46:14,252 --> 00:46:17,297
I know they'll adapt.
647
00:46:18,256 --> 00:46:19,382
I'm their father.
648
00:46:20,383 --> 00:46:24,220
Right. And I'm just the evil stepmom.
649
00:46:25,972 --> 00:46:28,491
That's not.. Those aren't my words.
650
00:46:28,516 --> 00:46:30,477
I didn't mean it that way.
651
00:46:32,270 --> 00:46:33,271
Carol.
652
00:47:02,634 --> 00:47:05,678
Ugh. What is that smell?
653
00:47:06,471 --> 00:47:07,906
Dinner is served.
654
00:47:07,931 --> 00:47:11,117
Here we are. For you, ladies.
655
00:47:11,142 --> 00:47:12,619
Uh...
656
00:47:12,644 --> 00:47:14,787
- Okay.
- What the fuck is that?
657
00:47:14,812 --> 00:47:15,872
Language.
658
00:47:15,897 --> 00:47:18,958
It is lutefisk.
659
00:47:18,983 --> 00:47:22,587
It is a traditional
Norwegian holiday dish.
660
00:47:22,612 --> 00:47:26,090
It's stockfish aged
in lye for many days.
661
00:47:26,115 --> 00:47:31,538
That's why the odor is so delicious
and abundant. Hm?
662
00:47:32,372 --> 00:47:33,806
Old fish Jell-O?
663
00:47:33,831 --> 00:47:36,351
No. I mean...
664
00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:38,920
Uh, no, I'm not touching that.
That's not...
665
00:47:39,504 --> 00:47:40,547
Not happening.
666
00:47:42,090 --> 00:47:44,734
It's okay. We can enjoy it without her.
667
00:47:50,932 --> 00:47:52,141
It's okay.
668
00:47:55,311 --> 00:47:57,830
- Don't read at the table.
- Or what?
669
00:47:57,855 --> 00:48:01,150
What more could you possibly do
to punish me?
670
00:48:02,777 --> 00:48:04,295
It's okay.
671
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,672
Everybody dig in.
672
00:48:05,697 --> 00:48:07,824
Hm? Give it a try.
673
00:48:08,575 --> 00:48:10,218
You don't know till you try.
674
00:48:10,243 --> 00:48:11,243
Hm?
675
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:18,084
What's that...?
676
00:48:23,214 --> 00:48:25,675
Good, huh, buddy?
677
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,700
Ooh.
678
00:48:33,725 --> 00:48:36,978
Boy, just living the Norwegian dream,
huh?
679
00:48:38,271 --> 00:48:39,606
This is not a dream.
680
00:48:40,523 --> 00:48:42,917
This is hell, frozen over.
681
00:48:42,942 --> 00:48:44,961
Okay, not in front of the kids.
682
00:48:44,986 --> 00:48:46,070
Aw.
683
00:48:47,322 --> 00:48:49,198
What happened to Happy Vision?
684
00:48:50,158 --> 00:48:51,509
Yeah, Happy..
685
00:48:51,534 --> 00:48:55,597
{\an8}She still has Happy Vision.
Happy Vision is for everyone. We all...
686
00:48:55,622 --> 00:48:58,041
Fuck Happy Vision!
687
00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:12,238
Fuck Happy Vision. Fuck this stupid house.
Fuck this stupid country. Fuck it all!
688
00:49:18,269 --> 00:49:20,730
Mm-hm! Hm.
689
00:49:35,370 --> 00:49:36,621
Mmm.
690
00:49:38,581 --> 00:49:41,459
Mmm. Mmm.
691
00:49:43,211 --> 00:49:44,671
What are you doing?
692
00:49:45,254 --> 00:49:46,254
Hm?
693
00:49:49,592 --> 00:49:52,220
- I was hungry.
- That was for the barn elf.
694
00:49:53,096 --> 00:49:54,097
Whoops.
695
00:49:55,765 --> 00:49:58,393
Well, he would have loved it.
696
00:49:59,394 --> 00:50:00,645
It was delicious.
697
00:50:01,729 --> 00:50:03,481
That's all the porridge we had.
698
00:50:04,816 --> 00:50:07,485
That was our only chance
at having peace with the elf.
699
00:50:10,571 --> 00:50:13,424
Yes, of course. Yeah. Uh-huh.
700
00:50:13,449 --> 00:50:17,203
Buddy, we'll just have to make peace
with the elf another way.
701
00:50:18,204 --> 00:50:19,205
Okay?
702
00:50:27,171 --> 00:50:28,673
I brought you something.
703
00:50:29,716 --> 00:50:33,886
It isn't exactly porridge,
but it's something special.
704
00:50:36,889 --> 00:50:37,890
It's lutefisk.
705
00:50:40,101 --> 00:50:42,270
It's really, really yummy.
706
00:50:42,937 --> 00:50:43,938
Enjoy.
707
00:50:52,363 --> 00:50:54,198
Hm. Hm...
708
00:51:09,255 --> 00:51:10,506
Hm.
709
00:51:42,622 --> 00:51:45,541
Hyah! Whoa. Oh...
710
00:51:54,467 --> 00:51:55,760
Whoa!
711
00:51:56,844 --> 00:51:58,554
Ow.
712
00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:08,981
Lucas?
713
00:52:14,529 --> 00:52:15,905
Let the show begin.
714
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,286
Ho-ho-ho!
715
00:52:24,956 --> 00:52:26,457
Where are you going?
716
00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:30,878
Don't you want to go inside
and open some presents?
717
00:52:31,796 --> 00:52:33,523
Lucas, don't be afraid.
718
00:52:33,548 --> 00:52:35,132
It's just Santa Claus.
719
00:52:35,967 --> 00:52:37,885
Ho-ho-ho.
720
00:52:41,389 --> 00:52:43,474
Ah! Lucas, there you are.
721
00:52:44,517 --> 00:52:45,768
Come inside.
722
00:52:46,894 --> 00:52:48,496
Oh!
723
00:52:48,521 --> 00:52:52,275
What are you doing?
Let's go inside. It's freezing out here.
724
00:52:53,109 --> 00:52:56,487
Come on, let's go inside
and open some presents.
725
00:53:01,158 --> 00:53:02,702
Oh, my God.
726
00:53:05,746 --> 00:53:07,665
Oh... huh?
727
00:53:32,899 --> 00:53:36,444
Where is he?
Santa should have been here by now.
728
00:53:40,573 --> 00:53:42,366
Just gonna get some fresh air.
729
00:53:56,923 --> 00:53:57,923
Huh.
730
00:54:13,689 --> 00:54:14,690
Raymond?
731
00:54:22,031 --> 00:54:23,032
Raymond?
732
00:54:49,183 --> 00:54:50,309
We have to go.
733
00:54:51,352 --> 00:54:52,770
- Now.
- What happened?
734
00:54:53,270 --> 00:54:54,271
Just get up.
735
00:54:55,481 --> 00:54:57,541
We have to go now. Let's go!
736
00:54:57,566 --> 00:54:59,627
- What happened?
- Get in the car!
737
00:54:59,652 --> 00:55:01,821
- Go, go, go!
- Go! Go!
738
00:55:02,697 --> 00:55:05,032
- Go, go, go! Get in the car!
- Okay!
739
00:55:11,956 --> 00:55:14,225
- Bill, what is going on?
- It's not turning over.
740
00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:16,394
No, what is going on? What's happening?
741
00:55:16,419 --> 00:55:19,105
Raymond. I saw
Raymond. He was just there.
742
00:55:19,130 --> 00:55:20,189
- He was...
- Okay.
743
00:55:20,214 --> 00:55:21,941
He was there, and he was..
744
00:55:21,966 --> 00:55:23,317
- Use your words!
- I'm..
745
00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:27,950
What is that?
746
00:55:31,642 --> 00:55:33,394
What? Oh, no.
747
00:55:39,942 --> 00:55:42,069
Drive! Drive! Go!
748
00:55:42,862 --> 00:55:44,880
What the hell is that?!
749
00:55:44,905 --> 00:55:46,007
It's the elf!
750
00:55:50,036 --> 00:55:51,220
Do something!
751
00:55:51,245 --> 00:55:53,289
The car won't turn on!
752
00:55:57,418 --> 00:55:59,170
Turn on the headlights!
753
00:55:59,795 --> 00:56:01,422
- Turn on the lights.
- Yeah.
754
00:56:03,507 --> 00:56:04,650
Run back to the house.
755
00:56:04,675 --> 00:56:06,715
- Go, kids, go.
- As fast as you can.
756
00:56:08,679 --> 00:56:09,764
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
757
00:56:10,431 --> 00:56:12,575
- Okay. We gotta call the cops.
- Yeah.
758
00:56:20,649 --> 00:56:22,610
Lucas was telling the truth.
759
00:56:23,194 --> 00:56:24,420
It's an elf.
760
00:56:24,445 --> 00:56:29,408
Maybe it's a child who ran away from home,
headed to a Nordic death metal festival.
761
00:56:30,493 --> 00:56:32,386
It has a beard, Bill.
762
00:56:32,411 --> 00:56:34,555
This isn't a fully flushed-out theory.
763
00:56:54,058 --> 00:56:56,685
Hm?
764
00:57:25,798 --> 00:57:27,591
Oh, my God.
765
00:57:30,845 --> 00:57:32,012
Oh, my God!
766
00:57:33,347 --> 00:57:34,990
Come on, get up.
We've gotta go now.
767
00:57:35,015 --> 00:57:37,434
- Let's go. Let's go this way.
- We've gotta go. Come on.
768
00:58:02,168 --> 00:58:03,502
Leave us alone!
769
00:58:04,128 --> 00:58:06,964
They don't speak English, honey.
They're Norwegian.
770
00:58:11,302 --> 00:58:12,361
I got it.
771
00:58:12,386 --> 00:58:16,348
Do you want snow shovel up to your ass?
772
00:58:17,641 --> 00:58:19,560
Huh?
773
00:58:20,603 --> 00:58:22,830
Honey, I don't think that worked.
774
00:58:22,855 --> 00:58:23,914
Nope.
775
00:58:52,593 --> 00:58:54,762
Stay away, stay away! Stay back!
776
00:59:16,075 --> 00:59:17,785
You little mother..
777
00:59:46,647 --> 00:59:47,982
Oh, God!
778
01:00:39,158 --> 01:00:40,534
Help!
779
01:00:41,618 --> 01:00:42,619
Lucas!
780
01:00:51,378 --> 01:00:52,896
I'm sorry about the porridge.
781
01:00:52,921 --> 01:00:54,381
Please don't kill me.
782
01:01:16,153 --> 01:01:17,379
Please don't kill me.
783
01:01:22,659 --> 01:01:23,744
You remember this?
784
01:01:25,079 --> 01:01:28,082
We'll follow the rules, I promise.
785
01:01:49,353 --> 01:01:50,353
Whoa.
786
01:01:58,904 --> 01:01:59,905
Let's go!
787
01:02:01,407 --> 01:02:02,491
Nora, Lucas!
788
01:02:13,001 --> 01:02:14,812
I can't hold them much longer!
789
01:02:14,837 --> 01:02:16,271
Keep them out!
790
01:02:21,802 --> 01:02:23,637
No, no, no!
791
01:02:37,734 --> 01:02:39,086
Get back!
792
01:02:53,042 --> 01:02:55,335
- Calm down.
- I'm so glad you're here.
793
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,355
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
- It's okay.
794
01:02:58,380 --> 01:03:01,942
If you could calm down
a little bit now, just...
795
01:03:01,967 --> 01:03:03,652
Okay, let's all calm down.
796
01:03:03,677 --> 01:03:04,571
- Yes.
- Yeah.
797
01:03:04,596 --> 01:03:07,389
- What's going on here?
- We are under attack.
798
01:03:07,931 --> 01:03:11,018
- You have to call for backup right now.
- Okay.
799
01:03:11,768 --> 01:03:15,122
Uh, the nearest police station
is quite a bit far away.
800
01:03:15,147 --> 01:03:17,249
It's like two hours.
Maybe more now in this weather.
801
01:03:17,274 --> 01:03:18,876
- But who's attacking you?
- Elves.
802
01:03:18,901 --> 01:03:22,421
Little elves with big, long beards
and pointy red hats.
803
01:03:22,446 --> 01:03:23,714
- Nisser?
- Very angry.
804
01:03:23,739 --> 01:03:26,074
- You're talking about nisser?
- Nisser?
805
01:03:26,658 --> 01:03:29,595
- Oh, yes, yes. The nisser, yes, yes!
- Oh, okay.
806
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:31,346
- Yeah, exactly. Angry.
- Yeah.
807
01:03:31,371 --> 01:03:32,664
- Very angry.
- Kids?
808
01:03:33,290 --> 01:03:35,225
- Okay, listen to me, okay?
- Yeah.
809
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:39,480
Nisser doesn't exist.
They're only in fairy tales, okay?
810
01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:41,648
- So you can just relax.
- What? They were here!
811
01:03:41,673 --> 01:03:44,359
I mean, it's a good prank, okay?
812
01:03:44,384 --> 01:03:46,470
- But you're drunk..
- Where's your gun?
813
01:03:47,012 --> 01:03:49,072
I don't have a gun.
814
01:03:49,097 --> 01:03:50,616
- What?
- What?!
815
01:03:50,641 --> 01:03:52,284
This is not America, okay?
816
01:03:52,309 --> 01:03:56,705
We don't run around, shoot people
in their faces and knees all the time.
817
01:03:56,730 --> 01:03:58,874
- You're not armed?
- I'm armed.
818
01:03:58,899 --> 01:04:02,294
Yes, I have a gun at the scooter.
819
01:04:02,319 --> 01:04:04,254
- Go get it. Go get it.
- Yeah. Now.
820
01:04:04,279 --> 01:04:08,133
Calm down, you crazy Americans.
It's Christmas Eve.
821
01:04:08,158 --> 01:04:11,929
I have a pork belly in the oven,
and I'm watching Love Actually.
822
01:04:11,954 --> 01:04:16,016
I'm at the point where the guy
is outside with the signs, you know?
823
01:04:16,041 --> 01:04:19,811
And I love that part,
so I just wanna go home now.
824
01:04:20,921 --> 01:04:23,023
But what the heck?
825
01:04:47,155 --> 01:04:49,074
Hey! Get off!
826
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:51,076
Hey, stop!
827
01:04:51,702 --> 01:04:53,679
No, no, no!
828
01:04:53,704 --> 01:04:55,706
Stop! No!
829
01:05:13,181 --> 01:05:15,642
- Let's go. Come on, kids!
- Go, go, go! Get in.
830
01:05:59,645 --> 01:06:00,645
Huh?
831
01:06:02,898 --> 01:06:04,941
Ah...
832
01:06:18,246 --> 01:06:19,247
Oh, God.
833
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,016
Oh, no.
834
01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:23,101
- Is this all right?
- Oh, God.
835
01:06:23,126 --> 01:06:25,962
- Lucas, come here, son.
- Yes.
836
01:06:27,589 --> 01:06:30,484
- I need you to do something for me, okay?
- Okay.
837
01:06:30,509 --> 01:06:32,110
I was bitten.
838
01:06:32,135 --> 01:06:34,429
So when I start to change,
839
01:06:34,971 --> 01:06:36,531
you have to kill me.
840
01:06:36,556 --> 01:06:39,785
- What?
- You're almost a man now. You can do this.
841
01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:42,079
Oh, no, no, no.
My phone's out of battery.
842
01:06:42,104 --> 01:06:44,373
- You have to kill me.
- Bill?
843
01:06:44,398 --> 01:06:46,333
- I can't become one of them.
- Bill.
844
01:06:46,358 --> 01:06:48,502
They're not zombies.
That's not how it works.
845
01:06:48,527 --> 01:06:50,337
You won't turn into one of them.
846
01:06:50,362 --> 01:06:51,672
- Bill!
- Huh?
847
01:06:51,697 --> 01:06:53,156
Where's your phone?
848
01:06:54,032 --> 01:06:55,384
It's charging downstairs.
849
01:06:55,409 --> 01:06:56,743
What about yours?
850
01:06:57,869 --> 01:07:00,639
You guys took it, remember?
851
01:08:22,913 --> 01:08:24,973
What are they doing down there?
852
01:08:24,998 --> 01:08:28,210
I don't know, but it
sounds like they're having a ball.
853
01:08:33,507 --> 01:08:34,758
I'm so sorry.
854
01:08:37,135 --> 01:08:38,512
This is all my fault.
855
01:08:42,974 --> 01:08:45,227
After your mom died...
856
01:08:46,937 --> 01:08:48,230
all that you went through...
857
01:08:49,272 --> 01:08:52,943
I promised myself I would never let
anything bad happen to you again.
858
01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:57,697
And I thought moving here was the answer.
859
01:08:59,407 --> 01:09:00,617
But I was wrong.
860
01:09:01,827 --> 01:09:03,703
Oh, God, I was wrong.
861
01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:09,100
- It's okay, Dad.
- Yeah, it is okay.
862
01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:10,919
It's not okay. I screw up!
863
01:09:11,878 --> 01:09:13,547
I screw up, that's what I do.
864
01:09:18,093 --> 01:09:21,363
♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪
865
01:09:21,388 --> 01:09:23,682
♪ Santa Claus is coming... ♪
866
01:09:41,408 --> 01:09:44,119
You know, it's not that bad.
867
01:09:45,996 --> 01:09:48,957
I mean, we've had worse Christmases.
868
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,377
Okay, the first Christmas?
869
01:09:53,169 --> 01:09:54,838
When we got stuck at JFK?
870
01:09:55,589 --> 01:09:58,024
Yeah, and we ate McDonald's
and got food poisoning.
871
01:09:58,049 --> 01:09:59,401
Exactly.
872
01:09:59,426 --> 01:10:01,444
We took over the lavatory.
873
01:10:01,469 --> 01:10:04,030
We just kept swapping out,
each one of us going in.
874
01:10:04,055 --> 01:10:06,825
No one else in the whole airplane
got to use the bathroom.
875
01:10:06,850 --> 01:10:09,494
Yeah. And you threw up in my hair.
876
01:10:09,519 --> 01:10:11,621
- Twice.
- Yeah.
877
01:10:11,646 --> 01:10:13,623
What about last Christmas,
878
01:10:13,648 --> 01:10:17,043
when Grandma brought
her new lover, Stefan?
879
01:10:17,068 --> 01:10:19,212
- Oh, God.
- Stefan.
880
01:10:19,237 --> 01:10:21,673
They could not keep
their hands off each other, huh?
881
01:10:21,698 --> 01:10:24,576
- At least you guys didn't walk in on them.
- Yes, I did.
882
01:10:25,619 --> 01:10:27,053
Oh, no. You walked in on them too?
883
01:10:27,078 --> 01:10:29,289
Yeah, twice.
884
01:10:34,753 --> 01:10:36,730
♪ Come take me away ♪
885
01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:56,708
Okay, we have to get help.
886
01:10:56,733 --> 01:10:59,235
The guy at the museum lives
on the other side of the road.
887
01:11:00,612 --> 01:11:03,006
You know,
I don't know if I can go anywhere.
888
01:11:03,031 --> 01:11:05,467
Well, Raymond's kick-sled is out front.
889
01:11:05,492 --> 01:11:08,386
I think it's all downhill from here.
I can make it.
890
01:11:08,411 --> 01:11:11,014
- I'll come with you.
- Okay.
891
01:11:11,039 --> 01:11:12,123
Let's go, Dad.
892
01:11:14,084 --> 01:11:15,168
- Be careful.
- Okay.
893
01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:19,648
- Good luck.
- Okay.
894
01:11:19,673 --> 01:11:22,233
Whoa!
895
01:11:22,258 --> 01:11:23,944
Ow.
896
01:11:25,887 --> 01:11:26,863
Ow.
897
01:11:48,576 --> 01:11:49,576
Go, go, go.
898
01:11:50,286 --> 01:11:51,287
Go.
899
01:11:54,624 --> 01:11:56,226
They saw us. Let's go!
900
01:11:56,251 --> 01:11:58,420
- Dad, faster!
- Go, go, go!
901
01:12:02,340 --> 01:12:03,692
Come on, Dad. Faster!
902
01:12:03,717 --> 01:12:06,344
- Run, run, run! Faster!
- Go, Dad! Go!
903
01:12:11,224 --> 01:12:14,911
Okay, we need to be prepared
in case they come for us.
904
01:12:14,936 --> 01:12:16,146
Any ideas?
905
01:12:16,855 --> 01:12:18,164
Fire seemed pretty effective.
906
01:12:18,189 --> 01:12:20,108
Do you have anything flammable
in your room?
907
01:12:21,443 --> 01:12:24,738
I might have a bottle of moonshine.
908
01:12:26,072 --> 01:12:29,551
We need to have a talk
about that later. But perfect.
909
01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:58,938
They have saw blades?
910
01:13:03,068 --> 01:13:04,819
Oh!
911
01:13:09,032 --> 01:13:10,033
Here they come.
912
01:13:27,383 --> 01:13:28,551
Pick up the pace!
913
01:13:46,861 --> 01:13:48,655
- I think we lost them.
- Yeah.
914
01:13:49,989 --> 01:13:51,366
- There you go.
- Okay.
915
01:13:52,617 --> 01:13:53,743
Hm?
916
01:14:20,061 --> 01:14:22,230
Shit.
917
01:14:40,039 --> 01:14:42,684
- Hey, these things are pretty fun.
- Yeah.
918
01:14:42,709 --> 01:14:45,211
Yeah!
919
01:14:50,341 --> 01:14:53,094
Oh, no, no, no!
We definitely didn't lose them.
920
01:14:55,346 --> 01:14:56,723
Oh, God, you're right.
921
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,660
Brake, brake! Brake!
922
01:15:00,685 --> 01:15:02,145
It's back for revenge!
923
01:15:26,961 --> 01:15:28,838
- Okay?
- Yeah.
924
01:15:30,006 --> 01:15:32,133
- Is that a house?
- I think so.
925
01:15:33,301 --> 01:15:34,301
Come on.
926
01:15:40,099 --> 01:15:41,392
I'm so sorry.
927
01:15:43,186 --> 01:15:44,287
For what?
928
01:15:44,312 --> 01:15:46,856
I know you've never accepted me
as your mother.
929
01:15:47,941 --> 01:15:49,417
And that you hate me.
930
01:15:49,442 --> 01:15:51,794
And that's okay. I just...
931
01:15:51,819 --> 01:15:53,655
You know, I just wish...
932
01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:57,492
Carol, I don't hate you.
933
01:15:58,409 --> 01:15:59,786
I'm 16.
934
01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:03,181
You know, I'm a teenager.
That's what teenagers do.
935
01:16:03,206 --> 01:16:05,333
We torture our parents.
936
01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:10,063
It actually just means
that I've accepted you a long time ago.
937
01:16:10,088 --> 01:16:12,565
Oh.
938
01:16:12,590 --> 01:16:14,008
Oh, okay.
939
01:16:21,557 --> 01:16:24,310
Well, as your mother,
940
01:16:24,811 --> 01:16:27,163
I just wanna say you can be
a real bitch sometimes.
941
01:16:29,691 --> 01:16:30,692
Fair enough.
942
01:17:02,557 --> 01:17:04,559
Stay back. Stay back, stay back.
943
01:17:05,351 --> 01:17:06,978
Be careful, be careful.
944
01:17:09,188 --> 01:17:10,957
Be careful, Carol. Be careful!
945
01:17:10,982 --> 01:17:13,418
Run, run! Get help!
946
01:17:13,443 --> 01:17:15,278
- You sure?
- Yes! Get your coat. Go!
947
01:17:16,279 --> 01:17:18,114
I'm right behind you, honey. Go!
948
01:17:22,785 --> 01:17:23,870
Okay.
949
01:17:24,537 --> 01:17:25,788
Okay.
950
01:17:27,415 --> 01:17:28,416
Nice elves.
951
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:30,209
Stay.
952
01:17:33,421 --> 01:17:36,632
Get back! Get back! Get back,
you little..
953
01:17:42,138 --> 01:17:43,239
Oh, my God.
954
01:18:20,676 --> 01:18:22,011
Stay back!
955
01:19:29,078 --> 01:19:30,830
Mom!
956
01:19:51,309 --> 01:19:52,768
Think happy thoughts.
957
01:20:36,604 --> 01:20:38,105
Ah!
958
01:21:01,170 --> 01:21:02,188
Oh, thank God.
959
01:21:02,213 --> 01:21:03,731
We need your help.
960
01:21:03,756 --> 01:21:05,483
Okay. What happened?
961
01:21:05,508 --> 01:21:07,009
- Angry elves.
- Yes.
962
01:21:07,552 --> 01:21:10,988
- Uh... Elves?
- They're real. They're trying to kill us.
963
01:21:11,013 --> 01:21:14,158
Carol and Nora are still there.
We have to save them.
964
01:21:14,183 --> 01:21:15,409
Uh...
965
01:21:18,604 --> 01:21:22,291
Do you think you could wait to answer
your Christmas calls until later?
966
01:21:22,316 --> 01:21:23,818
But it's you.
967
01:21:25,736 --> 01:21:26,921
- May I?
- Look.
968
01:21:26,946 --> 01:21:28,381
You are here, so...
969
01:21:28,406 --> 01:21:30,199
- Hello?
- They took her.
970
01:21:30,908 --> 01:21:32,760
- Bill, they took Nora!
- What?
971
01:21:32,785 --> 01:21:34,720
- I don't know where she is.
- Oh, no.
972
01:21:34,745 --> 01:21:36,847
- I can't find her.
- Oh, Jesus.
973
01:21:36,872 --> 01:21:37,957
I'm sorry.
974
01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:39,643
Uh...
975
01:21:41,752 --> 01:21:43,771
Carol? Shit!
976
01:21:43,796 --> 01:21:46,399
She's gonna be okay, bud.
She's gonna be okay, buddy.
977
01:21:46,424 --> 01:21:49,860
- Uh, call the policewoman right now.
- She's dead.
978
01:21:49,885 --> 01:21:51,612
The sheriff is dead. We watched her die.
979
01:21:51,637 --> 01:21:53,906
- Uh... what?
- Do you have a gun?
980
01:21:53,931 --> 01:21:55,491
Do you have a gun?
981
01:21:55,516 --> 01:21:57,410
No, no, no. I don't have any guns.
982
01:21:57,435 --> 01:22:00,663
- Why doesn't anyone here have guns?
- Because this isn't America.
983
01:22:00,688 --> 01:22:03,357
We don't go around
and shoot each other in the face.
984
01:22:04,358 --> 01:22:07,003
You see, in Norway,
we believe in dialogue,
985
01:22:07,028 --> 01:22:09,505
hearing each other,
"What do you want?" "What do I want?"
986
01:22:09,530 --> 01:22:11,674
"Let's meet at the middle."
Finding solutions.
987
01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:14,719
Like the Oslo Agreement. Have you
ever heard of the Oslo Agreement?
988
01:22:14,744 --> 01:22:15,637
No.
989
01:22:15,662 --> 01:22:19,932
We negotiated peace between Israel
and the Palestinian people.
990
01:22:19,957 --> 01:22:23,019
- Sir..
- And, uh, it didn't last, but..
991
01:22:23,044 --> 01:22:25,479
Okay! Thank you for the information.
992
01:22:25,504 --> 01:22:27,189
Do you have a car? We need it.
993
01:22:27,214 --> 01:22:28,608
Yes, I have.
994
01:22:28,633 --> 01:22:31,694
Will you drive us
to save my wife and daughter, please?
995
01:22:31,719 --> 01:22:33,154
Absolutely.
996
01:22:33,179 --> 01:22:35,072
Great. Let's go.
997
01:22:35,097 --> 01:22:37,658
I will just go and get the keys
in the kitchen.
998
01:22:37,683 --> 01:22:38,743
Thank you.
999
01:22:38,768 --> 01:22:42,371
And I need to put on
some winter clothes. It's, uh..
1000
01:22:42,396 --> 01:22:44,065
- Will you please hurry up?
- Yes.
1001
01:22:45,775 --> 01:22:46,834
Go faster, please.
1002
01:22:46,859 --> 01:22:50,196
Yes, but I have to take it
a little bit slowly...
1003
01:22:50,821 --> 01:22:53,466
because it's not legal
to drink and drive here in Norway.
1004
01:22:53,491 --> 01:22:56,035
And I have drunken
two liters of alcohol already.
1005
01:23:00,164 --> 01:23:01,682
Be quiet. They could be anywhere.
1006
01:23:09,090 --> 01:23:11,133
What the motherfucker?
1007
01:23:13,344 --> 01:23:14,344
Oi.
1008
01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:41,789
They're real.
1009
01:23:44,625 --> 01:23:46,001
They definitely are.
1010
01:23:50,881 --> 01:23:53,509
What on earth did you do
to make them so mad?
1011
01:23:54,885 --> 01:23:56,387
We broke all the rules.
1012
01:23:57,304 --> 01:23:58,764
What? All of them?
1013
01:23:59,432 --> 01:24:00,432
Yep.
1014
01:24:03,561 --> 01:24:04,562
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
1015
01:24:12,778 --> 01:24:13,778
Oh...
1016
01:24:22,204 --> 01:24:23,539
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
1017
01:24:43,225 --> 01:24:45,770
Okay. Okay, let's go.
1018
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:52,526
You think Mom and Nora are down there?
1019
01:24:53,110 --> 01:24:54,278
Shit.
1020
01:24:55,279 --> 01:24:57,531
- Okay, careful, buddy.
- Okay.
1021
01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:08,793
I'm not surprised.
1022
01:25:10,628 --> 01:25:14,381
For hundreds of years,
humans and elves have been friends.
1023
01:25:15,341 --> 01:25:17,985
We fed them, they helped us.
1024
01:25:18,010 --> 01:25:20,638
I can only imagine their frustration.
1025
01:25:21,931 --> 01:25:22,932
Poor elves.
1026
01:25:23,432 --> 01:25:24,909
Whose side are you on?
1027
01:25:24,934 --> 01:25:26,160
What do you mean, "sides"?
1028
01:25:26,185 --> 01:25:29,522
When negotiating a peace,
it's important to understand both sides.
1029
01:25:30,898 --> 01:25:33,542
Raymond is dead, the sheriff is dead.
1030
01:25:33,567 --> 01:25:35,795
- There's no peace.
- So, what's the alternative?
1031
01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:38,614
We kill them, they kill us,
until there's no one left?
1032
01:25:39,281 --> 01:25:41,283
This isn't Detroit, Bill.
1033
01:25:46,121 --> 01:25:48,749
- Have you ever heard of Mother Teresa?
- Okay, shut up.
1034
01:26:20,114 --> 01:26:21,866
- Oh, my God.
- Mom!
1035
01:26:23,909 --> 01:26:26,262
- Nora!
- Lucas!
1036
01:26:26,287 --> 01:26:27,955
- Nora!
- Lucas!
1037
01:26:29,498 --> 01:26:30,498
Mom!
1038
01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:32,227
Honey.
1039
01:26:32,252 --> 01:26:33,961
Oh, my God, you're alive.
1040
01:26:36,422 --> 01:26:38,148
- Oh, sweetie.
- Untie us.
1041
01:26:38,173 --> 01:26:39,483
I'm trying, I'm trying.
1042
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:43,554
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no.
1043
01:26:50,144 --> 01:26:53,647
What, they have guns now? What...?
1044
01:27:02,698 --> 01:27:06,076
My name is... Tor Åge.
1045
01:27:10,956 --> 01:27:13,475
My name is Tor Åge.
1046
01:27:18,672 --> 01:27:21,508
I think if we can sit down...
1047
01:27:22,801 --> 01:27:24,904
and talk to each other,
1048
01:27:24,929 --> 01:27:26,513
we can find a solution...
1049
01:27:28,015 --> 01:27:30,768
that fits both sides.
1050
01:27:37,608 --> 01:27:39,818
Have you heard about the Oslo Agreement?
1051
01:27:45,824 --> 01:27:48,385
It's a peace agreement between Israel..
1052
01:27:50,996 --> 01:27:53,457
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- No!
1053
01:28:29,410 --> 01:28:30,928
- Bill!
- I'm trying.
1054
01:28:30,953 --> 01:28:32,388
Try harder!
1055
01:28:32,413 --> 01:28:34,373
I'm trying as hard as I can!
1056
01:28:49,054 --> 01:28:51,557
- What are you doing?
- Mom, Dad! He's a friend!
1057
01:28:57,479 --> 01:29:00,733
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
1058
01:29:08,032 --> 01:29:09,675
Motherfuck..
1059
01:29:31,722 --> 01:29:32,890
Hurry!
1060
01:29:40,272 --> 01:29:42,941
Why does he have the only gun in Norway?
1061
01:29:46,779 --> 01:29:47,779
Uh...
1062
01:29:49,823 --> 01:29:51,909
No, no. Oh, no.
1063
01:29:57,164 --> 01:29:58,164
Oh, my God.
1064
01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:01,376
Okay. It's okay.
1065
01:30:11,637 --> 01:30:13,739
Stay back! Stay back!
1066
01:30:34,034 --> 01:30:36,678
Up the ladder. Quick!
1067
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:42,060
Stay back!
1068
01:30:42,085 --> 01:30:43,877
- Hurry up!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
1069
01:30:57,766 --> 01:31:00,102
Let's go! Let's go!
1070
01:31:05,691 --> 01:31:06,900
Come on, Dad.
1071
01:31:10,737 --> 01:31:12,072
Nora, what are you doing?
1072
01:31:12,739 --> 01:31:14,800
- Guys, come on. Let's go!
- Come on!
1073
01:31:14,825 --> 01:31:16,118
I got this.
1074
01:31:26,128 --> 01:31:27,754
We got this. You go.
1075
01:31:30,632 --> 01:31:31,733
Go!
1076
01:31:31,758 --> 01:31:32,734
Okay.
1077
01:32:02,497 --> 01:32:04,708
Merry Christmas, you little fuckers.
1078
01:32:18,972 --> 01:32:20,390
- Oh, shit.
- Let's go!
1079
01:32:39,243 --> 01:32:40,410
- You did it!
- Yeah.
1080
01:32:41,620 --> 01:32:43,889
- Are you okay? Oh, God.
- You all right?
1081
01:32:43,914 --> 01:32:45,540
Oh, thank God.
1082
01:32:55,092 --> 01:32:56,885
There goes the happy barn.
1083
01:32:57,636 --> 01:32:59,346
Yeah. Well...
1084
01:33:07,813 --> 01:33:08,814
Hey, guys!
1085
01:33:09,481 --> 01:33:10,791
I'm fine.
1086
01:33:10,816 --> 01:33:12,417
No, no, no. No danger.
1087
01:33:12,442 --> 01:33:15,420
These guys won't harm you.
They want peace.
1088
01:33:15,445 --> 01:33:17,281
Yes, I knew it.
1089
01:33:17,864 --> 01:33:21,760
All it took was a little bit of dialogue,
a little bit of mutual understanding,
1090
01:33:21,785 --> 01:33:24,079
and we came to a peaceful agreement.
1091
01:33:25,163 --> 01:33:26,139
Right, guys?
1092
01:33:26,164 --> 01:33:27,958
We had a long, friendly chat..
1093
01:33:28,834 --> 01:33:31,044
Ow!
1094
01:33:37,884 --> 01:33:41,221
So why are you burning down the barn?
1095
01:33:42,931 --> 01:33:45,392
It was either us or them, so...
1096
01:33:49,813 --> 01:33:51,973
Poor little guy.
1097
01:33:52,899 --> 01:33:54,526
He's lost his home now, so...
1098
01:33:56,778 --> 01:33:58,196
where's he supposed to go?
1099
01:34:02,659 --> 01:34:03,952
Can he live with us?
1100
01:34:04,828 --> 01:34:06,621
Honey, he can't stay here.
1101
01:34:07,247 --> 01:34:09,291
We'd just piss him off again.
1102
01:34:10,334 --> 01:34:12,169
Yeah, sorry, buddy. Your mom's right.
1103
01:34:28,143 --> 01:34:29,143
Huh?
1104
01:34:29,728 --> 01:34:30,728
What?
1105
01:34:33,565 --> 01:34:34,900
So here we are.
1106
01:34:35,567 --> 01:34:37,569
Welcome to my museum.
1107
01:34:38,528 --> 01:34:44,259
As you see, really old-fashioned,
simple houses with no electricity.
1108
01:34:44,284 --> 01:34:46,678
And absolutely no visitors.
1109
01:34:46,703 --> 01:34:50,140
So peaceful and quiet.
It's perfect for an elf.
1110
01:34:50,165 --> 01:34:51,583
And you're an elf.
1111
01:34:55,128 --> 01:34:58,006
I'll see you around... friend.
1112
01:34:59,007 --> 01:35:00,133
Mm-hm.
1113
01:35:04,096 --> 01:35:07,407
You have to promise me
you'll take good care of him.
1114
01:35:07,432 --> 01:35:08,850
It will be an honor.
1115
01:35:10,143 --> 01:35:13,121
Like 20 minutes ago,
we were all trying to kill each other,
1116
01:35:13,146 --> 01:35:15,415
but sure, let's all be friends now.
1117
01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:17,692
- Fuck me.
- Oh!
1118
01:35:18,360 --> 01:35:19,170
- Look.
- What?
1119
01:35:19,195 --> 01:35:20,796
What the hell?
1120
01:35:23,073 --> 01:35:26,134
Wow!
1121
01:35:26,159 --> 01:35:29,913
It's happening.
It's happening. I love it here.
1122
01:35:42,175 --> 01:35:43,593
When all is said and done...
1123
01:35:45,178 --> 01:35:47,556
this was a pretty good Christmas.
1124
01:35:49,850 --> 01:35:52,577
- Are you kidding?
- It was a nightmare, Dad.
1125
01:35:52,602 --> 01:35:54,204
People died.
1126
01:35:54,229 --> 01:35:55,831
Yes, I know, sure.
1127
01:35:55,856 --> 01:35:57,357
But look at us, huh?
1128
01:35:58,024 --> 01:35:59,860
As a family, we all bonded.
1129
01:36:00,694 --> 01:36:02,003
That's priceless.
1130
01:36:05,115 --> 01:36:09,010
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ The snow's coming down ♪
1131
01:36:09,035 --> 01:36:12,514
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ I'm watching it fall ♪
1132
01:36:12,539 --> 01:36:17,018
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Lots of people around ♪
1133
01:36:17,043 --> 01:36:20,730
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1134
01:36:20,755 --> 01:36:24,818
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ The church bells in town ♪
1135
01:36:24,843 --> 01:36:28,780
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ All ringing in song ♪
1136
01:36:28,805 --> 01:36:32,701
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Full of happy sounds ♪
1137
01:36:32,726 --> 01:36:36,663
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1138
01:36:36,688 --> 01:36:40,650
{\an8}♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
1139
01:36:41,276 --> 01:36:44,613
{\an8}♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
1140
01:36:45,238 --> 01:36:48,492
♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
1141
01:36:49,117 --> 01:36:52,596
♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
1142
01:36:52,621 --> 01:36:56,349
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
1143
01:36:56,374 --> 01:37:00,395
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ I'm watching them shine ♪
1144
01:37:00,420 --> 01:37:04,316
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ You should be here with me ♪
1145
01:37:04,341 --> 01:37:08,637
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1146
01:37:24,611 --> 01:37:28,031
♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
1147
01:37:28,573 --> 01:37:31,952
♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
1148
01:37:32,452 --> 01:37:35,956
♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
1149
01:37:36,456 --> 01:37:39,851
♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪
1150
01:37:39,876 --> 01:37:43,647
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ If there was a way ♪
1151
01:37:43,672 --> 01:37:47,692
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ I'd hold back this tear ♪
1152
01:37:47,717 --> 01:37:51,696
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ But it's Christmas day ♪
1153
01:37:51,721 --> 01:37:55,534
- ♪ Please, Please ♪
- ♪ Please, Please ♪
1154
01:37:55,559 --> 01:37:59,621
- ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪
- ♪ Please, please, please, please ♪
1155
01:37:59,646 --> 01:38:02,374
- ♪ Please, please ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1156
01:38:02,399 --> 01:38:13,677
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
1157
01:38:13,702 --> 01:38:17,097
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1158
01:38:17,122 --> 01:38:21,017
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Oh, please, baby ♪
1159
01:38:21,042 --> 01:38:24,980
- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Please come home ♪
1160
01:38:25,005 --> 01:38:27,882
♪ Christmas ♪
1161
01:38:28,466 --> 01:38:33,113
♪ Christmas ♪
1162
01:38:36,016 --> 01:38:40,704
♪ There's snow on the road
And it's icy cold ♪
1163
01:38:40,729 --> 01:38:44,958
♪ I can't wait to see your face
As soon as I get home ♪
1164
01:38:44,983 --> 01:38:50,005
♪ Got the car fully packed
Filled with presents, in fact ♪
1165
01:38:50,030 --> 01:38:53,967
♪ Got a tree on the roof
Driving giddy, like a ten-year-old ♪
1166
01:38:53,992 --> 01:38:57,012
- ♪ But then bang ♪
- ♪ Bang ♪
1167
01:38:57,037 --> 01:38:59,306
- ♪ Bang ♪
- ♪ Bang ♪
1168
01:38:59,331 --> 01:39:03,685
♪ Bang, I hear something
Oh, damn ♪
1169
01:39:03,710 --> 01:39:08,231
♪ Oh, dear, oh, dear
What's in my rearview mirror? ♪
1170
01:39:08,256 --> 01:39:10,817
♪ A moose or a deer? Oh! ♪
1171
01:39:10,842 --> 01:39:17,907
♪ I think I killed Rudolph
This Christmas ♪
1172
01:39:17,932 --> 01:39:20,076
♪ Ice on the road
Blood on the snow ♪
1173
01:39:20,101 --> 01:39:26,916
♪ Think that I killed Rudolph
This Christmas ♪
1174
01:39:26,941 --> 01:39:29,210
♪ I saw the nose
Red and it glows ♪
1175
01:39:29,235 --> 01:39:32,756
♪ Head, it explodes
Dead on my hood ♪
1176
01:39:32,781 --> 01:39:38,136
♪ This ain't good
I'm sorry, dear Santa ♪
1177
01:39:38,161 --> 01:39:45,143
♪ I think I killed Rudolph
This Christmas ♪
1178
01:39:45,168 --> 01:39:48,296
♪ I hope you can still find your way ♪
1179
01:39:50,048 --> 01:39:54,152
- ♪ Bang ♪
- ♪ Bang ♪
1180
01:39:54,177 --> 01:39:57,697
♪ Bang, I hear something
Oh, damn.. ♪
81796
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
