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[ Soft music plays ]
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We're gathered here today
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to witness the holy union of
Jess kato and Todd hinkle.
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I can't believe
this is actually happening.
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I can.
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It's all I've ever wanted.
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Todd has chosen to recite his
vows in Jess' native language.
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Babe, you learned Japanese
for me?!
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[ Speaking Japanese ]
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Oh, my god!
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[ Singing in Japanese ]
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Arigato.
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I love you so much.
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And now the rings.
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My god, babe!
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It's so beautiful.
Is that...
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My callaway.
[ Gasps ]
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I melted it down
and forged this ring.
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After all,
it's just a golf club.
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That's what I said!
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Todd...
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Do you take this woman to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
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Abso-lutely.
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Yes!
Forever?
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Like, you're 100% sure?
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Of course.
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It's been seven years.
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I think I'd know
after seven years.
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[ Laughter ]
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Then I can now pronounce you
Mr. and Mrs. Todd kato.
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[ Mendelssohn's
"wedding march" plays ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Sniffing ]
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[ Farting ]
[ Sniffing ]
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Ohh! Oh!
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Todd!
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What?
What, what, what, what, what?!
Todd!
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Oh, Jesus! Ew!
Who beefed in here?
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Oh, Jess, go outside
if you have to fart.
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Todd!
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What are we doing?
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Well, i was trying to sleep.
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No, Todd, I'm serious.
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We've been together
for seven years.
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Do you want to build a life
with me or not?
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Do I really have to answer this
right now?
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Oh, my god!
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I'm sleeping outside!
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Jess, come on!
It's the middle of the night.
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I get sleepy brain.
You know that.
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Jess!
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Jess! Come on!
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Bugs out here!
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Jess?!
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**
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Holy hell.
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Why is the water so high?
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The pile!
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Guys!
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Guys!
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The stuff!
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All the chips... so many chips!
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Hurry!
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The tide is gonna take...
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all the stuff.
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Yep.
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Yep, looks like the tide got
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the community pile
during the night.
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The ocean can be a fickle bitch.
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Wait, so all the airline food
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and sun block
and first-aid stuff...
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It's all just gone?
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The only thing left
are those two bags,
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and they're both
completely empty.
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And I haven't been able to catch
any boar in a couple of days.
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Damn it!
Whose genius idea was it
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to put all of our
stuff next to the water?
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Well, at this point,
does it even matter?
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It was turdhole's.
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Oh, come on, Karen!
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I didn't want the jungle bugs
to get in.
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You shitting me, turdhole?!
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I should kill you.
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Oh!
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I'm so tired of this island.
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Pack...
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Think of it as
your sacrifice to the ocean.
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Enjoy those peanut butter-filled
pretzels, mother gaia.
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Are you high right now?
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A little bit, yeah.
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Hey, Jess,
i need to talk to you.
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What do you want, Todd?
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Meet me in the tent in 10,
please.
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[ Sighs ]
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Owen: Okay.
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Relax. You can do this.
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Deep breath.
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[ Gerry Rafferty's
"Baker street" plays ]
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[ Music stops ]
Owen, hurry up,
i got to go!
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I'm going, okay?
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
[ Breathes deeply ]
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You're in a safe place.
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You're in a beautiful
marble bathroom.
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What do you got?
What do you got here?
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There's a big... big old roll of
double-ply right there.
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Okay. Here we go.
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[ Music resumes ]
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[ Music stops ]
Other people have to
use the shit hole...
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Diane, I am going!
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One second!
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Whew.
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[ Song resumes ]
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Nobody's here. Nobody's here.
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You are all alone.
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Owen, it has been half an hour!
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Don't look at me!
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What do you want, Todd?
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Oh, my god!
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Jess?
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Babe?
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Will you...
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Check this shit out!
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W-what?
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What... what is this?
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It's the community pile.
I saved it,
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and now everyone
thinks it's gone.
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[ Laughs ]
How rad is that?
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Why do you look so disappointed?
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No, no, no. There's, like, a ton
of beef jerky in here.
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This stuff belongs to everyone,
okay?
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No, no, no, no.
They think it's gone.
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This is ours now.
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Jess...
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Baby, this is for us.
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All right,
remember what you said.
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You want to build a life
together.
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Well, that's what
I'm trying to do.
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And this... this can be...
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Our nest egg.
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Oh, my god,
you are so unbelievable!
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What are you talking about?!
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When I said that, Todd,
i wasn't talking about things.
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Hey, keep your voice down.
I was talking about
a proposal.
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What?!
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[ Sighs ]
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I thought you were going to
propose to me on this trip.
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But instead, it was
a "hangover 2" locations tour.
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You love the wolf pack.
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When I first met you,
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I thought you were
the coolest senior at asu.
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I was.
And when we both graduated,
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I followed you to scottsdale
because we had fun together.
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But now...
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i need something more.
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Okay, Jess, just...
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Return the stuff
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or I'll tell everyone
you took it.
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Mystical music plays ]
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Pack: Chet?
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Chet?!
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Chet?! Chet?!
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Oh, hi. Hey, whoa.
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Hey, little man.
What's up?
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I'm done with this island.
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There's no food. It's all
in the water somewhere.
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I'm starving.
I'm covered in rashes right now.
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I don't have my jacket anymore.
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You want to know why?
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That dude's wearing it.
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Okay, it doesn't even fit him!
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And I can't get it back
because he doesn't know English.
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So whatever it is
that has you all chill
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and totally okay with
dying here, I want in.
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I want to do your drugs.
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Buddy, drugs are for expansion,
not escapesion.
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You do not want drugs.
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Yes... I... Do.
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All right.
Great.
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But you got to
promise to expand.
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Yeah, yeah, I'll open up
my mind, whatever, expansion.
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Dope, dope, dope, dope.
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Beautiful.
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Follow me.
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What? Where are we going?
Why can't we do drugs here?
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Easy! First I'm gonna take you
on a vision quest, man.
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We're gonna
explore your unconscious.
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It's gonna be a lot of fun.
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I, for one, am very excited
about being inside you.
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That's very weird.
Don't say that.
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Hey, where's my skymall?
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I lost it. Okay?
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Yeesh!
What's up with you?
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I don't know, Danny.
Maybe it's that we're starving.
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Or maybe that it feels like
a hot fart outside all the time.
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Owen, come on. It's me.
What's going on?
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Ever since the crash,
i have not been able to, uh...
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To go.
To go?
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To evacuate.
Evacuate, like the plane?
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To go, dude.
I haven't been able to go.
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To go? Where do you have to go?
We're on the island.
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We're kind of stuck here.
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To go.
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Like poop?
Yeah, poop.
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Oh. Owen, it's been
like two weeks.
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Has it been two weeks?
I think.
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Oh, my g...
I know it's been two weeks, man.
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I'm just...
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There's people everywhere,
always.
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And I have to be alone.
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All right.
Come with me.
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There's something
i need to show you.
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[ Sighs ]
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Todd?
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I gave you a chance
to tell them yourself.
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Fine. Coming in!
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Oh, hey.
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What's happening?
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Look, Jess, the truth is,
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I was going to propose to you
on this trip.
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I was just...
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Waiting for the perfect moment.
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But then I realized...
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That every moment with you
is perfection.
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Jess...
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Will you marry me?
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Oh, my god!
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Babe, yes, of course!
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Dope.
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And you won't tell anyone
about the stuff, right?
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What?
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Oh, god, Jess.
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Look, if I didn't
save this crap,
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the tide would have
swept it away.
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We can't trust those
dodo brains out there.
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We can only trust each other.
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I-i guess, I...
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Babe, are we a team?
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Or not?
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Hell yeah, we are.
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Mm-hmm.
Whoo!
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Ow!
[ Laughs ]
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I knew you'd say yes.
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I knew you'd waffle,
and then you'd cave.
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Danny, where are you taking me?
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Shh!
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Don't shush!
I am a grown man.
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What could be so secret
you shush me?
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That.
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Mother of god.
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The center cabin bathroom.
It just landed here?
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I found it a few days ago.
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Had I known, I would have
told you earlier.
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I'm a shy pooper myself.
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Jesus!
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Have you told anyone
about this?
No.
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The others, they cannot
find this, Danny.
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They're animals.
They're animals, Danny!
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They'll tear it apart.
Owen! Owen, Owen...
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You're safe here, okay?
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This will just be
our little secret.
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Danny, thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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[ "Baker street" plays ]
266
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,893
[ Farting loudly ]
267
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,996
Oh, my god, this is so good.
268
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:05,899
Yeah.
Melty pop-tarts are the best.
269
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,067
Mm-hmm.
270
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,703
And anyone who doesn't like
brown sugar-cinnamon...
271
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,671
Can go to hell.
272
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:12,906
I have to admit,
273
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,475
it is very nice
having sun block.
274
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,910
Yeah, well...
275
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:20,313
Maybe your future husband
isn't so selfish after all.
276
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,949
Maybe not.
277
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,752
[ Man screams ]
[ Gasps ]
278
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:25,986
What the hell was that?
279
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:26,820
I don't know.
280
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:27,855
All right. Hold on.
281
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,422
Go check it out.
Hold on.
282
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,891
Stay here.
283
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,526
[ Grunting ]
284
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,695
[ Crowd yelling ]
285
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,437
Whoa! Awesome!
286
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,439
What are they fighting over?
287
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,775
Airline pretzels.
288
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,342
They're fighting over
airline pretzels?
289
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,212
It's the only food we have left.
290
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,214
Finish him!
291
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,284
Oh! Yeah.
292
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,585
Whoa.
293
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,921
Oh, wow.
294
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:04,157
These guys must really
be hungry, then, huh?
295
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,970
Is that brown sugar-cinnamon
on your mouth?
296
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,230
What? No, the pop-tarts
washed out to sea.
297
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,464
Let me taste it.
298
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,766
Taste?
Come on. Let me taste it.
299
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,868
Hey, hey!
Hey, no, no, no!
300
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,004
Get off of me, you pervert!
301
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,708
Isn't it glorious, pack?
302
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,643
You know the iroquois nation
303
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,446
used to call their land
chimi-chok chok...
304
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,881
For "sacred mother."
305
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,417
How did they say, "can we do
the drugs now, please?!"
306
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,119
Look around, man!
307
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,620
Get high on this, brother.
308
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,155
Listen to that waterfall.
309
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,423
Just trees and bullshit.
310
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,159
Just do me a favor.
Open one eye.
311
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,393
Open the other eye.
312
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,728
Now see.
313
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,463
Okay?
What else do you need?
314
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,632
What about my Audi?!
Huh?
315
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,936
I just bought
a charcoal-gray Audi.
316
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:54,842
Buddy, it's just rubber and
metal and whistles and glass.
317
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,910
Who cares about your Audi?
Your legs, dude!
318
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,145
Don't...
All right, don't.
319
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,447
Your legs are flesh audis.
320
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,815
Yeah, I'm out of here, man.
321
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:05,585
Thank you, Chet, for this
enormous waste of time!
322
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,587
I just want to do drugs, okay?
323
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,956
And you had to be a turd!
324
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,657
I'm going to the beach.
325
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,826
Hey, pack?
What?
326
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,595
You and I are brothers in this
existential search for wisdom,
327
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,464
and I was just wondering...
Wow, man!
328
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,932
Dang, that was fast.
329
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,134
[ Upbeat music playing ]
330
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,805
* sunshine
331
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,374
* don't you hide away
332
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,442
* I want sunshine
333
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:33,680
* each and every day
334
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,485
* sunshine
335
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,953
ah, i love that bathroom.
336
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:43,356
I used to hide from passengers
in that bathroom.
337
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,624
No kidding.
Yes.
338
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,327
Hey, hey!
Hey, whoa!
339
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,496
How did that get there?
340
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,134
Can you imagine if I took this
back to camp?
341
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,003
They'd have found the bathroom
for sure.
342
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,004
That cannot happen.
343
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,371
No.
344
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,375
[ Both laughing ]
345
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,713
**
346
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,758
Karen: Ooh, beautiful rock.
How did he hide that?
347
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,360
Did he swallow it
and crap it out?
348
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,395
No, Karen,
he didn't crap it out.
349
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,531
Oh, look,
it's Diane from Toledo.
350
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,699
Oh, Jess,
i heard you got engaged!
351
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,700
Let me see your ring.
352
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,003
What do you think?
353
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,704
That is my ring?
354
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,940
What?
What?
355
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,375
That's my ring.
Read the inscription.
356
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,177
"To Diane.
357
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,679
We'll always have Toledo."
358
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,613
See?
359
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,449
But why would Todd have this?
360
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,051
It's got to be a mistake.
361
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,885
Or he didn't bring a ring
362
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,296
'cause he doesn't
want to marry you.
363
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,889
Seems pretty obvious.
364
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:52,892
What?
365
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,028
Why are you looking at me
like that?
366
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,365
You're right, Chet,
it is glorious.
367
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,532
Cool.
How do you feel?
368
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,268
I feel like
I'm finally at peace.
369
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,635
Go in deeper, pack.
370
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,371
What's making you so relaxed?
371
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,905
[ Echoing ] Drugs.
372
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,576
[ Echoing ] No, uh, you're
surrendering to the island, bro.
373
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,578
It's mostly drugs.
374
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,780
You don't have
any more fancy cars.
375
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,449
You don't have to follow
any stupid corporate ladders
376
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,750
all the way up.
377
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,419
All the hard work
you've been doing
378
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,289
for all these years is gone.
379
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,723
It's gone?
380
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,926
And the only thing that's left
is the jungle.
381
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:33,100
And you... primal-ass,
raw-ass wild pack.
382
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,734
Wild pack?
383
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,437
You okay, little buddy?
Pack?
384
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,771
What did you give me?
385
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,308
The most powerful drug of all,
bro...
386
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,342
Truth.
387
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,111
No, seriously.
What was it?
388
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,413
Was it, like, mdma
or, like, acid?
389
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,780
Yeah, that was just Claritin,
man.
390
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,782
What?!
Yeah.
I get, like, a runny nose.
391
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,085
You gave me a Claritin?!
Why?!
392
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,430
So you'd think I was giving you
drugs and you'd listen to me.
393
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,622
A-doi!
394
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,524
My heart...
It's beating very fast.
395
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,026
I can't breathe.
396
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,861
Oh, that sounds like a...
Like an actual panic attack.
397
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,196
Oh, there's too many people!
398
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,264
Pack!
399
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,099
[ Screaming ]
400
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,634
Pack!
401
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,136
Pack, the beach is that way!
402
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,870
[ Screaming ]
403
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,174
What's going on?
Another pretzel fight?
404
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,808
Todd?
405
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,477
Where did you get this ring?
406
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,979
Uh...
407
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,316
The most expensive jewelry store
in all scottsdale.
408
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,651
You're welcome.
409
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,487
Ow!
What's up your butt?
410
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,122
You're a liar, Todd!
411
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,190
That's Diane's ring!
412
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,025
So why are you throwing it
in the sand?
413
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,860
You were never gonna propose,
Todd.
414
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,129
Why are you so obsessed
with getting married?
415
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,631
I just wanted a commitment,
Todd.
416
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,501
A promise that in 10 years,
you're not just gonna trade up.
417
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,503
You're being insane right now.
418
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,538
There's no way
i could trade up from you.
419
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,906
Crowd: Aw!
420
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,142
You're, like, the hottest chick
i ever banged.
421
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,577
Ugh.
422
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,711
Look...
423
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,913
I know I screwed the pooch,
424
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,417
but being engaged to you today,
it was...
425
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,352
Rad.
426
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:03,690
And I don't know why
i was scared before, but...
427
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,825
The moment we get back
to scottsdale,
428
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,827
I am taking you ring shopping.
429
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,064
So until then...
430
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:15,902
Jess, I love you
so friggin' much.
431
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,539
Will you marry me...
For reals?
432
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,042
**
433
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,277
No.
434
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,179
What?!
Why not?
435
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,248
Because you lied to me, Todd.
436
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,583
And you stole the camp's stuff.
437
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,051
He did what?!
438
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,562
Wait a minute, so that wasn't
the last bag of pretzels
439
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,721
we were fighting over?
440
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,123
No, no.
There are dozens more.
441
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,857
Oh, dear god.
442
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,026
I put Brian in a coma.
443
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,062
Let's go take back what's ours!
444
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,664
Crowd: Yeah!
445
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,901
No, yeah, I was gonna...
I was just holding on to it.
446
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,737
How could you do this to me?
447
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,038
I thought we were a team.
448
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,940
Yeah, i thought so, too, Todd,
449
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,843
until I realized that you only
care about yourself.
450
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,746
Whatever, dude.
451
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,814
I can't wait to be single.
452
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:07,654
I'm gonna crush so much tail
all over this island, just...
453
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,389
Crushing tail.
454
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,457
So much.
455
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,624
Goodbye, Todd.
456
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,593
Tail!
I'm gonna...
457
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,762
Crush it.
458
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,930
I have no standards right now.
459
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,467
I will hit anything!
460
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,702
Anyone?!
461
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,107
You know, it's weird.
462
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,976
Even though we're eating
less and less,
463
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,179
I feel like I'm going
more and more.
464
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,347
You know what? I don't even
pee in the woods anymore.
465
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,115
I just use this now.
Is that weird?
466
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,317
Hey, no skin off my back.
467
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,986
[ Branch snaps ]
468
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,425
My god.
469
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,294
Turdhole, you bastard.
470
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,495
You followed us, didn't you?
471
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,531
If I told everybody about this,
472
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,366
they'd have to forgive me
for the pile.
473
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,868
Hey, hey,
take it easy, turdhole.
474
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,337
Okay, we're gonna work this out.
475
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,706
I wouldn't be turdhole anymore.
I'd just be Kurt.
476
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:00,940
No, no.
Turdhole, wait!
477
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,941
I'm so sorry.
478
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,276
We'll stop calling you turdhole.
479
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,377
We'll call you Kurt.
480
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,045
Everyone!
481
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,182
Danny and Owen
have a bathroom out here!
482
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,550
- No!
- No, turdhole!
483
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,151
- Turdhole!
- Get back here!
484
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,620
Turdhole is a liar!
485
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,822
Turdhole is a liar!
486
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,963
Maybe they won't
totally destroy it.
487
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,898
Man: Shitter's full!
Oh!
488
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:29,302
[ All groaning ]
489
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,904
Well, there's
nowhere to hide now.
490
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,740
So where we gonna poop next,
man?
491
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,851
There's a bamboo clearing
in the forest. I thought...
492
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,586
I got to get off the island.
I have to get off the island.
493
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,145
I can't stay here.
494
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,948
Danny, I can't stay in the same
place with the same people...
495
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,517
I'm gonna chart the island.
496
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,852
Great idea.
I'll come with.
497
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,687
We can poop anywhere, man.
498
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,722
You know, actually, Danny,
499
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,559
I think I'm gonna
go by myself on this one.
500
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,861
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
501
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,229
Yeah.
That's just... look.
502
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,606
That's 'cause I just...
I would never... oh...
503
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,098
I understand.
Thank you.
504
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,900
Of course.
Please, please, please.
505
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,737
So where you gonna go?
Like, into the jungle?
506
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,406
Am I gonna go into the jungle?
507
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,840
No. [ Laughs ]
508
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,009
Uh, no, I don't think so.
I'm gonna stay on the beach.
509
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,612
Can you imagine going into
the jungle by yourself?
510
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,815
Especially at night?
Oh, hell no, no way.
511
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,185
Hello!
512
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,288
Anybody!
513
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,722
Shit! What the [Bleep]
514
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,056
What the shit was that?!
515
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,725
Hey, what's going on?
516
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,026
Where's our stuff?!
517
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,127
It was in here!
518
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,195
What is this, a joke?
519
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,797
I told you
i don't get many jokes.
520
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,765
It was in here, Karen, i swear.
521
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,134
Todd: Hey, boners!
522
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,870
It's all gone!
523
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,439
I hid it.
524
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,642
From now on,
i control the stuff!
525
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,445
God damn it, Todd!
Who do you think you are?!
526
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:50,149
I'm the friggin'
king of the island!
527
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,252
Yeah!
528
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,622
Ooh!
529
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,990
Whoo!
530
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,125
Whoo!
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