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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:04,906 Dick narrating: HIGH COMMANDER'S LOG.. 2 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:06,407 IT'S BEEN DAYS SIMCE HARRY'S BEEN MISSING 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,376 AND I'M DAMNED IF I KNOW WHERE HE IS. 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,544 HERE IS WHAT I DO KNOW, 5 00:00:09,578 --> 00:00:11,045 HARRY RAN ACROSS VICKI DUBCEK'S 6 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,581 PSYCHOTIC EX-BOYFRIEND 7 00:00:12,614 --> 00:00:14,849 I'M LOOKIN' FOR A SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT. 8 00:00:14,883 --> 00:00:18,653 THERE ARE A FEW OF THOSE AROUND HERE. 9 00:00:18,687 --> 00:00:19,788 COME ON! 10 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,524 HARRY'S GONE! 11 00:00:23,558 --> 00:00:25,894 WE KNOW! SHUT UP! 12 00:00:25,927 --> 00:00:26,828 Dick narrating: BEFORE WE KNEW IT 13 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,063 THAT CRAZED REDNECK HAD DRAGGED HARRY OFF 14 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:31,232 I CAN ONLY PRAY HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT 15 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,703 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD! 16 00:00:34,736 --> 00:00:37,238 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! YOU GOIN' HULK ON ME?! 17 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,942 REMEMBER, YOUR HUMAN BODIES ARE PROPERTY OF THE BIG GIANT HEAD 18 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:43,578 AND CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY TIME. 19 00:00:43,612 --> 00:00:46,915 HOT DIGGETY DAMN! 20 00:00:46,948 --> 00:00:48,650 THIS AIN'T NO NORMAL RUNT! 21 00:00:48,683 --> 00:00:52,386 I GOT ME A BONA FIDE FREAK! 22 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,355 THERE COULD BE MONEY IN THIS. 23 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,690 OH, YEAH! 24 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,892 Dick narrating: WHERE COULD HE BE? 25 00:00:57,926 --> 00:00:58,993 WHERE? 26 00:01:07,035 --> 00:01:09,771 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 27 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:12,841 GARVIN'S GALLERY OF APPARITIONS AND CURIOSITIES 28 00:01:12,874 --> 00:01:14,976 IS PROUD TO PRESENT... 29 00:01:15,009 --> 00:01:17,078 HARGO THE ALIEN. 30 00:01:27,756 --> 00:01:30,191 PEOPLE OF EARTH... 31 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:32,293 I COME IN PEACE. 32 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,496 I AM HARGO. 33 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,466 JUST HARGO. 34 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:42,003 WHERE I COME FROM, WE DON'T HAVE LAST NAMES, 35 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,772 WHICH MAKES IT REALLY DIFFICULT, 36 00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:49,811 BECAUSE ON MY PLANET, HARGO IS A REALLY POPULAR NAME. 37 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:51,846 MUCH LIKE YOUR BOB. 38 00:01:53,748 --> 00:01:55,349 W-WAIT A SECOND, YOU GUYS. 39 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,385 DID I MENTION THAT I COME IN PEEEEE-- 40 00:01:57,418 --> 00:02:00,722 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD! 41 00:02:00,755 --> 00:02:02,623 OUR RECORDS CONTINUE TO INDICATE 42 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:05,760 THAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO FILE YOUR STATUS REPORT. 43 00:02:05,794 --> 00:02:08,096 IMMEDIATE RESPONSE MANDATORY. 44 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,800 PENALTIES FOR DELINQUENCY INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, 45 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:16,971 SYSTEMATIC DISCONNECTION OF YOUR HIGH COMMANDER'S BRAIN FUNCTIONS. 46 00:02:17,005 --> 00:02:18,873 HAVE A NICE DAY! 47 00:02:18,907 --> 00:02:21,710 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3...2...1-- 48 00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:23,044 AH-CHOO! 49 00:02:23,077 --> 00:02:25,313 [CHEERING] 50 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:29,918 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 51 00:02:29,951 --> 00:02:31,853 OK, I'VE MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE PSYCHIC. 52 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:32,921 SHE'S GONNA TELL US WHERE HARRY IS. 53 00:02:32,954 --> 00:02:33,722 GREAT. LET'S GO. 54 00:02:33,755 --> 00:02:35,924 WAIT, WAIT. NOW, IF SHE'S SO PSYCHIC, 55 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:37,458 WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST USE HER POWERS 56 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,161 TO WIN THE LOTTERY OR SOMETHING? 57 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:44,565 BECAUSE PSYCHICS ARE NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY, TOMMY. 58 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,701 THEY ARE HERE TO HELP PEOPLE. 59 00:02:46,735 --> 00:02:51,405 SEE, THAT'S WHY THEY STAY ON THE LINE AS LONG AS YOU NEED THEM. 60 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:54,575 YOU GUYS, WE'RE WASTING TIME. COME ON, DICK! LET'S GO. 61 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:55,543 WE'RE GOING TO A PSYCHIC. 62 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,711 WE'RE GOING TO A PSYCHIC? WHY? 63 00:02:56,745 --> 00:02:57,812 TO HELP FIND HARRY. 64 00:02:57,846 --> 00:02:58,546 HARRY'S MISSING? 65 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,514 WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME?! 66 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,249 UH, 'CAUSE YOU KNEW? 67 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,684 I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! 68 00:03:03,718 --> 00:03:05,419 LET'S GET GOING! 69 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:06,687 WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS? 70 00:03:06,721 --> 00:03:07,989 THEY'RE IN YOUR HAND. 71 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,423 AH, FOUND THEM. 72 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,591 NOW WE CAN GO. 73 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:13,494 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET MOVING. COME ON, HARRY! 74 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,197 DICK...HARRY'S MISSING. 75 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:19,067 WHAT?! MY GOD! WELL, WHY ARE WE ALL JUST SITTING AROUND?! 76 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,334 WE GOTTA GO FIND HARRY! 77 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:21,970 WE'RE GOING TO THE PSYCHIC FOR HELP. 78 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:24,806 GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE. 79 00:03:24,839 --> 00:03:25,974 WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS? 80 00:03:26,007 --> 00:03:27,208 CHECK YOUR HAND, DICK! 81 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:28,442 AH. HERE THEY ARE. 82 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:31,445 COME ON, LET'S GO. HARRY! 83 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:34,648 I'M GONNA GO BORROW MAMA'S EL CAMINO. 84 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,384 DICK? 85 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,252 UM, ARE YOU OK? 86 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:38,953 I'M FINE. 87 00:03:38,987 --> 00:03:40,654 WAIT! YOU DON'T THINK 88 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:41,890 THAT THIS IS SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT 89 00:03:41,923 --> 00:03:42,991 FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD 90 00:03:43,024 --> 00:03:44,625 FOR NOT SENDING IN THE STATUS REPORT? 91 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,195 OH, PLEASE! 92 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,798 DID YOU HEAR THAT, HARRY? 93 00:03:49,831 --> 00:03:51,432 HARRY? 94 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,934 HARRY! D-OH! 95 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,636 GREAT! HARRY'S RUN OFF WITH MY CAR KEYS! 96 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,075 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 97 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,609 YEAH. 98 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:38,212 GARVIN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 99 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:40,514 HARGO, HAVE A SEAT. 100 00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:44,285 LOOK, I'M AFRAID THAT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, 101 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:46,855 YOU'VE GOT THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT I-- 102 00:04:46,888 --> 00:04:49,357 HA HA HA... 103 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,591 AM AN ALIEN. 104 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,526 AND I'M NOT. 105 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,194 OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT, KID, 106 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:54,395 BUT HERE'S THE MAGIC. 107 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:57,631 YOU MAKE ME BELIEVE. 108 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:01,102 HMM. WELL, THANKS, BUT IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, 109 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,636 I'D JUST AS SOON GO HOME. 110 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:03,771 IT WOULD BE FUN, WOULDN'T IT-- 111 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,672 OH, DARN THE LUCK. 112 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,707 I JUST REMEMBERED, THAT'S A NO-CAN-DO. 113 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:10,311 I'VE GOT A SIGNED CONTRACT, MY FRIEND. 114 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,145 WAIT A SECOND. 115 00:05:11,179 --> 00:05:13,314 I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING ANY CONTRACT. 116 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:17,385 YEAH, BUT YOUR FORMER ASSOCIATE RANDY LeFORNIER DID. 117 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,620 YEAH... 118 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,690 YEAH... 119 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,824 HERE'S THE DEAL. 120 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:27,862 SEE, HE'S NOT SO MUCH MY FORMER ASSOCIATE 121 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:31,365 AS MUCH AS HE'S MY FORMER KIDNAPPER. 122 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,968 YEAH, AND I'M SURE THAT MY FAMILY'S WORRIED ABOUT ME. 123 00:05:34,002 --> 00:05:35,136 YOUR FAMILY? WHERE ARE THEY? 124 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:35,870 I DON'T KNOW. 125 00:05:35,904 --> 00:05:37,071 BUT THEY'RE NOT HERE, ARE THEY? 126 00:05:37,105 --> 00:05:38,772 IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU, WOULDN'T THEY COME LOOKING FOR YOU? 127 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:39,740 WELL, THEY PROBABLY ARE LOOKING. 128 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,542 I DON'T THINK SO. I BET THEY PUT UP POSTERS. 129 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,011 I KNOW FOR A FACT THEY HAVE NOT! 130 00:05:43,044 --> 00:05:46,214 THOSE BASTARDS! 131 00:05:46,247 --> 00:05:47,281 I HATE THEM AS WELL. 132 00:05:47,315 --> 00:05:51,185 BUT YOU HAVE A NEW FAMILY NOW, HARGO. 133 00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:52,753 A FAMILY THAT UNDERSTANDS YOUR TALENT, 134 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,989 A FAMILY THAT'S GOING TO HARNESS THAT TALENT FOR PROFIT. 135 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:58,559 MY PROFIT? SLOW DOWN. 136 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:01,295 YOU'RE GOING TO BE BIG, HARGO, SO BIG IT SCARES ME. 137 00:06:01,329 --> 00:06:04,332 WELL, WHAT, LIKE FLIPPER BOY BIG? 138 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,435 HUMAN PINCUSHION BIG. 139 00:06:16,177 --> 00:06:18,412 I'M SENSING... 140 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,182 THAT SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS MISSING. 141 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:25,053 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 142 00:06:25,086 --> 00:06:26,587 YOU TOLD HER ON THE PHONE. 143 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,258 DID YOU BRING ME A LOCK OF HIS HAIR? 144 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:31,492 UH, NO, MA'AM, I DIDN'T, 145 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,828 BUT I'VE GOT SOME LETTERS OF HIS AND, UH, 146 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,565 THIS IS MY WONDERBRA. IT'S HIS SLEEP TOY. 147 00:06:41,269 --> 00:06:42,003 HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM. 148 00:06:42,036 --> 00:06:43,204 OH, YES, YES. 149 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:47,041 I'M GETTING SOME VERY STRONG VIBRATIONS FROM THESE. 150 00:06:47,075 --> 00:06:49,377 WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE SEEN THIS GUY. 151 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,911 HERE WE GO. 152 00:06:50,945 --> 00:06:52,346 SHE'S HAVIN' A VISION. 153 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:53,614 NO, NO, I'M NOT. 154 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:57,285 I SAW THIS GUY AT THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR. 155 00:06:57,318 --> 00:06:58,652 YOU SAW HIM IN YOUR HEAD. 156 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:03,224 NO, NO. I SAW HIM AT THE FAIR. HE'S WORKING THERE. 157 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,959 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LAY OUT SOME CARDS 158 00:07:04,993 --> 00:07:06,794 AND YOU CAN TELL US MORE. 159 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,696 WAIT! NO, NO, NO. SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LAY OUT CARDS. 160 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,365 WE CAN GO GET HARRY. COME ON! 161 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:13,301 WELL. TOMMY, I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT. 162 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:16,437 THIS WOMAN IS NOTHIN' BUT A SHAM. 163 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:19,140 THANK YOU. YOU'VE REALLY BEEN A BIG HELP. 164 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,641 BITCH. 165 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,016 LOSING MY MEMORY, BAH! 166 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:31,119 I FOUND THE UNIVERSITY WITH NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 167 00:07:31,152 --> 00:07:32,653 GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. SOLOMON. 168 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,622 AND A FINE AFTERNOON IT IS, GWEN. 169 00:07:37,158 --> 00:07:38,692 EXCUSE ME? 170 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:39,460 OH, SORRY. 171 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,495 EH, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME? 172 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:42,663 NINA. 173 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,098 YEAH, I KNOW THAT. 174 00:07:46,434 --> 00:07:47,668 THIS ISN'T MY LIPSTICK. 175 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,137 THAT'S NOT YOUR DESK. 176 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,639 I KNOW THAT! 177 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:54,775 I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR MY LIPSTICK. 178 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,077 OH, HI, DICK. 179 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:59,180 HI, THERE, PRETTY LADY. 180 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,914 IS THERE ANY NEWS ABOUT HARRY? 181 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,917 NEWS? WHAT'S THE LAST NEWS YOU HEARD? 182 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,619 THAT HE'S STILL MISSING. WHO'S MISSING? 183 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:06,887 HARRY! 184 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,056 I KNOW THAT. 185 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:10,924 NOW, UH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 186 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,860 YOU CAN'T GET OUT THAT WAY. 187 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,095 I KNOW THAT. 188 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,766 [CRASH] 189 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:23,871 HI, GUYS. 190 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,540 HEY, HARGO. 191 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,710 KUDOS ON YOUR PERFORMANCE TONIGHT, HARGO. 192 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:32,280 WELL, THANK YOU, GIGANTICUS. 193 00:08:32,313 --> 00:08:33,747 THAT'S NICE TO HEAR, 194 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:37,285 COMIN' FROM THE MAN THAT I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE KING. 195 00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:40,088 WELL, EVEN THE TALLEST MAN IN THE WORLD 196 00:08:40,121 --> 00:08:41,522 WILL STOOP TO PAY A COMPLIMENT 197 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,591 WHEN IT'S SO WELL-DESERVED. 198 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:46,360 OH, GET OUTTA HERE, YA NUTBALL. 199 00:08:46,394 --> 00:08:48,162 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. 200 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,568 WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS! WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS! 201 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,836 WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS! 202 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,606 OK. WE NEED TO GO TO THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR. 203 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,107 HOW'S DICK? 204 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,308 OH, NOT SO GOOD. 205 00:09:00,341 --> 00:09:01,942 I THOUGHT HE COULD USE SOME FRESH AIR, 206 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:06,780 SO I SENT HIM DOWN TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD TO PICK UP STRAWBERRIES. 207 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,517 WOW. 208 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,419 YOU'RE BACK QUICK. 209 00:09:11,452 --> 00:09:15,289 [AS HENRY FONDA] YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I CAME BACK SO FAST? 210 00:09:15,323 --> 00:09:16,557 I GOT TO THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY, 211 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:20,628 AND I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHICH WAY TO GO. 212 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,029 I WENT INTO OUR BACKYARD, 213 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,732 AND NOTHING LOOKED FAMILIAR TO ME. 214 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,467 NOT ONE DAMN TREE. 215 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,269 SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH. 216 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,040 SNAP OUT OF IT, YA OLD POOP. 217 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,577 ALL RIGHT. NOW GET HIS JACKET. WE GOT TO ROLL. 218 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,412 Mary: DICK? 219 00:09:38,446 --> 00:09:40,314 DICK... 220 00:09:40,348 --> 00:09:42,750 I KNOW HOW HARD THIS HAS BEEN ON ALL OF YOU, 221 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:43,817 SO I MADE YOU A CASSEROLE. 222 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,219 WHAT STINKS? 223 00:09:47,388 --> 00:09:48,356 IT'S GOT ONIONS. 224 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:50,291 I CAN'T HAVE ONIONS. 225 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:52,092 COME ON, DICK. WE GOTTA GET GOING. 226 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:54,295 GET GOING?! WHAT, YOU KNOW WHERE HARRY IS? 227 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:58,065 IF I DID, WILL YA TAKE THAT STINK POT OUTTA HERE? 228 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,468 HEY, MAMA MADE US A SACKFUL OF SANDWICHES FOR THE TRIP. 229 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:03,671 NOW, YOU BE CAREFUL AT THAT FAIR. 230 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,806 THE MOONSHINE, THE MUTANT PIGS, 231 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,276 THE EX-CONS RUNNIN' THE RIDES. 232 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:11,579 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANNA COME BACK HOME. 233 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,747 SALLY! WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY? 234 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,284 DON, WE NEED TO GO TO THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR, 235 00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:18,319 AND DICK LOST THE KEYS TO THE CAR! 236 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:19,553 I'D LOVE TO GO. 237 00:10:19,587 --> 00:10:20,821 NO. THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU. 238 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,591 WE JUST NEED TO BORROW YOUR SQUAD CAR. 239 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,858 YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT CAR! 240 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:25,659 IT BELONGS TO THE CIT-- 241 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,861 HEY, CAN WE USE THE SIREN? COME ON! 242 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,530 ONLY IF YOU'RE GOING OVER 80! 243 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:32,166 I'M AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF! ME! 244 00:10:34,568 --> 00:10:36,036 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THEY'LL BE GONE? 245 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,805 WELL, USUALLY WHEN THEY TAKE THE SQUAD CAR, 246 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:41,542 IT'S 5, 6 HOURS. 247 00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:44,278 AND THEY THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND WAIT. 248 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:45,579 WELL... 249 00:10:45,613 --> 00:10:47,715 THAT'S WHAT I USUALLY DO. 250 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,985 ALL RIGHT, HE'S NOT IN THE ARCADE. 251 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,521 OH, DAMN! 252 00:10:53,554 --> 00:10:54,922 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND HARRY 253 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:58,726 IN THIS SEA OF BLUBBER AND B.O.?! 254 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:02,530 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS, I'M GONNA FIND ME A GOOD PSYCHIC. 255 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:06,800 NOT ONE THAT JUST... RECOGNIZES PEOPLE. 256 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:07,601 HEY, WHERE DID DICK GO? 257 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:09,470 OH, GREAT! 258 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,105 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE TIED HIM TO A TREE! 259 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,542 GUESS YOUR WEIGHT FOR $1.00. 260 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:15,976 $1.00. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT? 261 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:20,080 OH, ALL RIGHT, YOUNG MAN, YOU GOT A DEAL. 262 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,916 205. STEP ON THE SCALE, PLEASE. 263 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,389 AH. 205, RIGHT ON THE BUTTON. 264 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,757 I'LL BE. 265 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,893 HA HA. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT FOR $1.00. 266 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,027 $1.00. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT. 267 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,563 WELL, YOU'RE ON. 268 00:11:43,471 --> 00:11:46,474 OK. 269 00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,542 205. STEP ON THE SCALE, PLEASE. 270 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,447 YOU ARE GOOD. 271 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,518 GUESS YOUR WEIGHT? 272 00:12:01,522 --> 00:12:04,458 THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. HOW MUCH? 273 00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:06,327 $5.00. 274 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,562 YOU GOT A CUSTOMER. 275 00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:11,231 [MUSIC PLAYS] 276 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,208 HARRY?! HARRY?! 277 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,713 PEOPLE OF EARTH, I AM HARGO THE ALIEN. 278 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:26,380 OH! 279 00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:32,052 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 280 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,355 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 281 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,895 WE ARE FROM A SUPERIOR RACE. 282 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:46,767 OUR BRAINS ARE FAR MORE EVOLVED THAN YOURS. 283 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,402 WHY DON'T WE JUST GRAB HIM? 284 00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:49,437 GOOD IDEA, BONEHEAD! 285 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,505 THEN WE CREATE EVEN MORE OF A SCENE. 286 00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:53,006 I'M SORRY! 287 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,942 WE VISITED YOUR TINY LITTLE PLANET 288 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,545 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO 289 00:12:57,578 --> 00:13:00,013 AND BUILT THE TOWERING PYRAMIDS! 290 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,782 WHAT? WE DIDN'T BUILD THE PYRAMIDS. 291 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,585 WE KILLED THE DINOSAURS. 292 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,653 WE KILLED THE DINOSAURS? 293 00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:07,788 DIDN'T WE? OH, WHATEVER. 294 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,623 WE COME IN PEACE. 295 00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:11,859 AND ONLY--[BABBLING] 296 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,762 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD! 297 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,163 OH, NO! MY GOD! 298 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,398 THIS IS A GOOD SHOW. 299 00:13:17,431 --> 00:13:20,634 IT REMINDS ME OF GEORGE GOBEL. 300 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:23,804 STAGE ONE OF BRAIN SHUTDOWN IS COMPLETE. 301 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:27,341 AMYGDALOID NUCLEUS AND THALAMUS WILL BE DISABLED NEXT 302 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,878 UNLESS YOUR HIGH COMMANDER FILES HIS STATUS REPORT. 303 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,781 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3...2...1-- 304 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,416 AH-CHOO! 305 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:38,018 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 306 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,687 Vicki: OH, MAN! 307 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,088 ISN'T THIS GREAT?! 308 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:44,658 MY BOYFRIEND IS THE KING OF THE FREAKS, MAN! 309 00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:47,194 OH, YEAH, BABY, I'M WATCHIN' YOU! 310 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,397 YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD UP THERE! YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD! 311 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:55,903 THEY ARE A STRANGE FAMILY. 312 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,771 SO STRANGE. 313 00:13:57,805 --> 00:14:00,774 YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE A LITTER BOX. 314 00:14:00,808 --> 00:14:04,044 BUT NO CAT. 315 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,480 OK, HOW ABOUT THIS? 316 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,882 DICK SAVES HIS TOENAIL CLIPPINGS 317 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,250 AND PUTS THEM IN A SHREDDER 318 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,855 'CAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF BEING CLONED. 319 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,723 SO ODD. 320 00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:18,859 SO VERY...VERY ODD. 321 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,028 WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH 'EM? 322 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,796 WELL, I KNOW WHY YOU DO, DON. 323 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:26,199 I MEAN, HOW OFTEN DOES A SUPER MODEL FALL INTO YOUR LAP? 324 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,936 YOU WON THE LOTTERY. NO OFFENSE. 325 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,739 NO. NONE TAKEN. 326 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:34,107 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, YOU'VE GOT LUCKY, TOO. 327 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,110 EXCUSE ME? 328 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,412 COME ON, ADMIT IT, 329 00:14:38,446 --> 00:14:40,881 YOU'RE A LONELY SCHOOLMARM IN A ONE-HORSE TOWN, 330 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,783 WHEN ALONG COMES A CRAZY COWPOKE 331 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:45,819 SNIFFIN' AROUND YOUR PETTICOAT. 332 00:14:45,853 --> 00:14:47,855 DID DICK TELL YOU ABOUT OUR GUNSM GAME? 333 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:50,724 NO. 334 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,092 WE DON'T HAVE ONE. 335 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,296 LOOK, LET US IN. 336 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,432 YOU THINK YOU SCARE ME? 337 00:14:58,466 --> 00:15:01,869 YOU PEOPLE LOOK LIKE...ANTS TO ME. 338 00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:08,241 Harry: LET 'EM IN, GIGANTICUS. 339 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:13,313 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE POOR RELATIONS. 340 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,214 I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND 341 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,384 AS SOON AS YOU FOUND OUT I WAS A STAR. 342 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,755 HARRY, I'VE ALWAYS LONGED FOR A LIFE IN SHOW BUSINESS. 343 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:24,357 THE BIG CROWDS, THE BRIGHT LIGHTS. 344 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,759 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? 345 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:29,497 I DON'T EVEN MIND THE STENCH OF MANURE. 346 00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:32,533 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T VICKI DUBCEK. 347 00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:34,502 LONG TIME, NO SEE. HA HA HA HA! 348 00:15:34,535 --> 00:15:37,137 I'M AFRAID THAT YOU HAVE THE WRONG VICKI DUBCEK. 349 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,474 NOPE. HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 350 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:42,843 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 351 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:45,378 [SOBBING] 352 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,983 LOOK, HARRY, DICK IS IN TROUBLE. 353 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,219 HIS BRAIN IS GOING, AND YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! 354 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:56,990 YOU HAVE TO SEND IN THAT STATUS REPORT! 355 00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:01,261 YOU--YOU PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP POSTERS! 356 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,963 NO! I CALL THE SHOTS NOW. 357 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,897 LOOK, HARRY-- 358 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,066 SILENCE! 359 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,736 IT'S HARGO THE ALIEN TO YOU. 360 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,839 IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, HARGO? 361 00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:15,242 NO. I THINK WE'RE THROUGH. 362 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:18,311 HEY, YOU'RE A TALL, COOL DRINK OF WATER. 363 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,780 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 364 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,082 CAN YOU EAT GLASS? 365 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,885 YES, I CAN. 366 00:16:27,788 --> 00:16:29,990 AND NO, I WON'T. 367 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,866 AH. 368 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,903 SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE MENACE 369 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:46,940 WHO KEEPS LEAVING YOUR TRICYCLE IN MY DRIVEWAY. 370 00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:50,678 NEXT TIME, YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT BACK. 371 00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:53,547 AH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 372 00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:56,784 YOU'VE GOT LOUSY PARENTS. 373 00:16:56,817 --> 00:17:01,254 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THEY WOULD HAVE BROUGHT IN THE BIG GUNS. 374 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:05,525 MR. TIP-TIP, COULD YOU GIVE US A MOMENT ALONE? 375 00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:07,761 MAYBE YOU COULD GO GET A MINT. 376 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,704 LOOK, DICK, YOU CAN JUST SAVE YOUR BREATH, OK? 377 00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:19,372 I CAN' ANSWER THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 378 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,242 'CAUSE IF I DO, THEN HE'LL STOP CONTACTING ME. 379 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,978 AND THEN MY ACT IS OVER. I'M FINISHED. 380 00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:27,447 NO. I'M LOOKIN' OUT FOR ME. 381 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,684 WHO ARE YOU? 382 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:32,620 OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT! 383 00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:35,555 COME ON. I'M JUST THE SAME GUY I ALWAYS WAS, 384 00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:36,489 ONLY SMARTER. 385 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,059 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 386 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:43,130 WHY, BECAUSE I'M LIVING FOR MYSELF FOR A CHANGE? 387 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,265 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 388 00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:49,136 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM? 389 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,840 I'LL TELL YA WHO I AM! 390 00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:55,909 I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE, DICK! 391 00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:58,478 I DON'T KNOW! 392 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,248 NOW YOU'RE HURTING ME. 393 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,349 I KNOW. 394 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,517 I'VE BEEN SELFISH. 395 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,219 WHAT HAVE I BEEN THINKIN'? 396 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,823 [HARGO SHOW MUSIC PLAYS] 397 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:16,664 PARDON ME, DICK, BUT I'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO. 398 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,908 THAT'S A MAGNIFICENT SWEATER. 399 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,582 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 400 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:42,790 PEOPLE OF EARTH, I AM HARGO THE ALIEN. 401 00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,624 NO. THAT'S MY DENTIST. 402 00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:48,228 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 403 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,163 I COME FROM A GALAXY 404 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,499 FAR, FAR-- 405 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,238 Y'KNOW, I'D LIKE TO TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT TONIGHT, 406 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,040 IF I COULD. 407 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:04,011 NOW, YOU'VE ALL SEEN HE BIG GIANT HEAD CALL ME. 408 00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:07,280 BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME CALL THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 409 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,883 LET'S CALL HIM, SHALL WE? 410 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,985 [DISAPPOINTED MURMURING] NO. IT'LL BE GREAT. 411 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:15,255 I'M JUST GONNA MAKE A LITTLE PHONE CALL-- 412 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:19,326 TRANSMISSION LINE'S OPEN FOR THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 413 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,228 WH-WHY IS HE CHANGING THE ACT? 414 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,830 THAT ACT WAS GOLD! 415 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:30,070 YOUR STATUS REPORT HAS BEEN RECEIVED. 416 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,571 AH-CHOO! 417 00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:35,575 HARRY! 418 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,376 DICK! 419 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,677 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?! 420 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,713 GET OFF THAT STAGE THIS INSTANT! 421 00:19:39,747 --> 00:19:41,514 HE'S BACK! AND HE'S PISSED. 422 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,650 WHAT A LOSS. 423 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,853 HEY, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! GIVE HIM A BREAK! 424 00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:46,920 AFTER ALL THE JOY HE'S BROUGHT 425 00:19:46,954 --> 00:19:49,322 INTO YOUR DISMAL LIVES, YOU INGRATES! 426 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,423 HARRY! OH! 427 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,893 HARRY! WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK! 428 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:53,894 GLAD YOU'RE SAFE, MAN. 429 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:54,694 THANKS. 430 00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,496 WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A DIAPER?! 431 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:02,635 [NOISE DOWNSTAIRS] 432 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,937 THAT MUST BE THEM. 433 00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:05,372 OK, LET'S GET THIS THING STRAIGHT. 434 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,441 WE ARE NOT GONNA LET THEM KEEP DRAGGING US INTO THEIR INSANITY. 435 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,642 DAMN RIGHT! 436 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,813 THIS MAGNIFICENT ROTTWEILER'S TAKING OFF THE CHOKE CHAIN 437 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,547 STARTING RIGHT NOW! 438 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,951 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 439 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:19,052 HEY, DON. 440 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:19,920 SALLY. 441 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:23,223 MISS ME? 442 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,224 DON! 443 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,292 AW, SHUT UP! 444 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,328 HEY! HARRY'S BACK! 445 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,429 IN THE HOUSE! 446 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,998 HARRY, WHERE WERE YOU?! 447 00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,399 OH, IT'S A LONG STORY. 448 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,202 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU AND I OUGHT TO TAKE A SHOWER. 449 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,905 'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY. 450 00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:39,306 [MAKING MONKEY NOISES] 451 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,307 [SQUEALING] 452 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,912 TOMMY, WHERE WAS HARRY? 453 00:20:44,945 --> 00:20:45,979 A FREAK SHOW. 454 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:50,017 YOU KNOW, BEARDED LADIES, SIAMESE TWINS--THE USUAL. 455 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,019 WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME ANYTHING?! 456 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:53,320 I'M SORRY, MARY. 457 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,888 THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CRAZY, 458 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:58,091 AND I HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN MYSELF. 459 00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,927 I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME. 460 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,997 WELL, DICK, I--I DON'T THINK I CAN. 461 00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:06,433 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I GO DOWN TO BLASCOTT'S? 462 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,236 I'LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY OVER A WARM GLASS OF BRANDY. 463 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,337 OH, THAT SOUNDS NICE. 464 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,306 GREAT. 465 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,309 LET ME JUST CHANGE OUT OF THIS DIAPER, HUH? 466 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,588 HARRY, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THE WAY 467 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,092 THAT BEARDED LADY WAS LOOKIN' AT YOU. 468 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,026 TELL ME THE TRUTH. 469 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:35,528 DID ANYTHING HAPPEN BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 470 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:39,867 VICKI, A MAN GETS AWFUL LONELY ON THE ROAD. 471 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,935 AND I CAN'T SAY THAT I WASN'T TEMPTED. 472 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,636 BUT EVERY TIME I CAME CLOSE, 473 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,905 THERE WAS JUST ONE THING 474 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,574 THAT I COULDN'T GET OUT OF MY MIND. 475 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,509 OH, HARRY. 476 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,643 ME? 477 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,645 NO. SHE HAD A BEARD. 32684

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