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My stars and garters.
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President Ronald Reagan,
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my hero.
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Is this heaven?
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Oh, not just heaven,
Ruckus.
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White heaven.
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You see,
there are many
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different types
of people, Ruckus,
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so God created
many separate but,
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well, for the most part,
equal heavens.
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You don't say.
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[GASPS]
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White heaven is
for decent, good
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God-fearing Christians
who just happen to,
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well,
hate everyone
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and everything relating
to black people.
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That means
no Muhammad Ali,
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no hip-hop music,
and no fucking Jesse Jackson.
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What about Whoopi Goldberg?
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Nope.
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Wow. This is heaven.
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REAGAN:
Turns out that God
really doesn't have
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that much of a problem
with racism.
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He doesn't even
remember slavery,
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except in February.
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Personally,
I hate black people, Ruckus.
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That's why I did
everything I could
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to make
their lives miserable.
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Crack? Me.
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AIDS? Me.
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Reaganomics?
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Hmph. Come on,
I'm in the name.
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And God has rewarded me.
Know why?
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Uh, 'cause two niggas
and two quarters
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don't add up to a dollar?
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Well, that, and because
God loves white people.
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And if you teach everyone
on earth to love the white man,
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you too can join us
in white heaven.
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[GASPS]
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[RUCKUS WHIMPERING]
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Praise white God.
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♪ I am the stone
That the builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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HUEY:
Okay, so this meeting
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of the executive board
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of the committee to free
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
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has now officially commenced.
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Let's see now. Attendance.
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All in attendance say "here."
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Here.
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[IN HIGH VOICE]
Here.
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Jazmine, Mrs. Wellington isn't
a member on this board.
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Now, first item on the agenda:
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our planned bus trip tomorrow
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to visit our illegally
imprisoned brother
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and offer him moral support.
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Have we assembled
the reading material
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and baked goods
for Brother Shabazz?
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Check.
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I have the latest edition
of Highlights
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and two and a half Fig Newtons.
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Two and a half?
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Mrs. Wellington
got hungry.
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What about the snacks
for the two-hour bus ride?
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I got part of a Lunchable and
a half a bottle of S-Snapple.
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Oh, so you
just wanna drink
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the white man's poison, huh?
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I don't--
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High-fructose corn syrup.
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Read about it.
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It'll kill you.
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Great.
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So we'll just get
a head count for the trip.
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Everybody who's going,
raise their hands.
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Ah, come on, Jazmine.
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The man is on death row.
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He needs moral support.
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I'm not allowed to go past
the second light post.
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I hope you don't treat me
like this when I'm on death row.
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I'll go next time.
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I promise.
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Well, he'll be dead next time,
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but I'll tell him
you said, "Hi."
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[♪♪♪]
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This is uncomfortable.
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[♪♪♪]
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[RINGS]
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God bless you, Robert.
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How are you this fine morning?
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Hm?
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You're not a Jehovah Witness,
are you?
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I'm in the Jehovah Witness
protection program.
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[LAUGHING]
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Robert, I'm dyin'.
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That's right.
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Went to the doctor
this morning.
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I only got six months
to live.
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Tumor on the back.
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They call it
"biggus backus tumoritis,"
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or some other big word
that my tiny Negro brain
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and big lips can't pronounce.
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Doctors say
they can't operate.
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But praise be to white God
and his son, white Jesus.
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Well, I'm sorry to
hear that, Ruckus.
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You're not contagious,
are you?
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Just contagious
with the Holy Spirit
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of our Caucasian Savior.
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I'm on a mission from God,
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and let me share
his word with ya.
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Come,
child of God.
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Come.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Do you know
what's going on?
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RUCKUS:
Please, everybody.
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Everybody, gather around
to hear the good news.
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God is white, and he loves
the white man above all others.
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All right!
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Woo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Ye--! Sorry.
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RUCKUS:
Don't be sorry, white man.
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Only niggas and Mexicans
are sorry.
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Be joyful.
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God loves you.
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That's why he made his only
begotten son in your image.
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God hates darkies.
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Well, actually, I'm more
of a caramel complexion.
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[CHUCKLES]
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But I'm outraged
all the same!
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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White God is a good God.
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Even darkies can rejoice.
[GROWLING]
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For even ones cursed
with the skin of coal
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can enter the gates of paradise
if he hates his own blackness.
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In white Jesus' name, amen.
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What?
That's right, Robert Freeman.
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You must hate thyself
to save thyself.
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But, uh...we're okay?
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Excuse me?
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White people.
We--? We're okay, right?
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Of course.
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Cool.
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[♪♪♪]
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So who among this flock
will join me,
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so that the world can hear
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the joyful message
of love and redemption?
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Ruckus, you done lost it
this time.
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You really dying?
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Praise God, yes, I am.
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Heed the word, darkies.
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I think
you're onto something.
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Tell me more.
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Well, first of all, the Gipper
is standing at the Pearly Gates.
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Yeah, he's wearing
a all-white suit,
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got some white
tennis shoes on.
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HUEY:
At this point,
we're resorting
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to what I call
desperation tactics.
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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Such as?
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MAN:
How the hell
do you expect me to do?
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I'm doin'
not so great.
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I've sent anonymous letters
to the governor,
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threatening to expose
his gay lover.
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I wasn't aware
the governor was gay.
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He probably isn't,
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but I figure 10 percent
of the population is gay,
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and probably about half
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the people cheat
on their spouses.
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So I figure that plan has about
a 5 percent chance of success.
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Better than nothing.
[SIGHS]
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Huey.
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What?
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You always say
I should have faith.
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Well, that's me having faith.
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Random, anonymous blackmail.
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Huey, they turned down
the final appeal.
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The execution date
has been set.
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It's in two months.
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Two months?
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[♪♪♪]
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That's so soon.
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I've had a long time
to come to peace with this.
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It's not over yet.
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Why don't you
just holler at him?
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Shit, I don't know.
He's so detached.
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We used to spend
all our yard time together.
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We used to lift weights
together every day.
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He doesn't even
spot me anymore.
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I think
there's somebody else.
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Jail nigga,
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you gay.
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RUCKUS:
Well, you see, the blackness
in our skin represents sin,
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which is why God wants us
to hate the black in us.
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MAN: Ooh.
MAN 2: That's interesting.
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Yes, yes.
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MAN 2:
Yeah.
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Hate the sin, not the sinner.
MAN 2: Wow.
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RUCKUS:
You got the point,
little girl.
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You can't go
to the Pearly Gates...
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Do you believe
in God, Huey?
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I believe in God.
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First of all, I'm
gonna live forever.
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But if I do die,
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I'll go smack God
upside the head
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and go tell him to get me
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a grilled cheese sandwich
and some tacos.
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When I want something
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or I'm afraid about something,
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I pray.
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Have you ever prayed?
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And I dare God
to say something.
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I'll be like,
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"Say something, God.
Say something.
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Yeah, I thought so."
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You should pray
for Shabazz.
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God'll get him out
of jail.
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They have to listen to him.
He's God.
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And if God say something,
I'll be like this: "Ooh!
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Take that, God."
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I'll be beatin'
God's jaw like,
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bli-gah!
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Blah!
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Mm. Mm-hm.
Hm.
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Excuse me, Reverend.
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Hey, hey, I know you.
You Armstrong Elder.
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I seen you
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on the TV news.
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You the only darkie
that I ever seen
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make any sense
on the TV news.
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Hallelujah!
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And you talk white too.
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That's very impressive
for a monkey, no offense.
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Uh, none taken.
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I'd like to talk to you
about expanding your message.
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I bet you got
a white wife.
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Yes, I do have a white wife.
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Can I see a picture of her?
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[♪♪♪]
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It's called
Operation Black Steel.
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We should call it--
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We're callin' it
Operation Black Steel.
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I like that name.
We're not changin' it.
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What's your suggestion?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"Jazmine and Huey's plan
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to get his friend
out of jail."
264
00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:55,995
Why's your name first?
265
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,630
Because I thought
of the name.
266
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I'm callin' it
Operation Black Steel.
267
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Suit yourself.
268
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,169
[SOFTLY]
You'll be sorry.
269
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,704
What?
Nothing.
270
00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:06,973
Whatever.
271
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:09,175
Operation Black Steel
works as follows:
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Shabazz K. Miltonburough
will be executed
273
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exactly 63 days from now.
274
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That night,
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there'll be
a candlelight vigil.
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Granddad,
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who refuses
to take an interest
278
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,555
in the fate of Brother Shabazz,
279
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,724
will probably stay in the car
and watch Friday.
280
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,159
[LAUGHING]
281
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,895
"All the pigs' feet."
That's funny. Ha-ha!
282
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:34,300
HUEY:
One hour before
Brother Shabazz's execution,
283
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he will be taken from his cell
284
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and brought to
the prison hospital,
285
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,173
where he will receive
his final examination.
286
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,243
At precisely that time,
287
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,911
I'll fake
a massive heart attack.
288
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,646
[GRUNTING]
289
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,248
WOMAN:
Somebody do something.
290
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,717
MAN:
Where's his parents?
291
00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:52,918
MAN 2:
The kid's dyin', man.
292
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,553
[CHUCKLING]
That's so funny.
293
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,655
"It's your ass,
Mr. Postman."
294
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,824
HUEY:
The guards
will have no choice
295
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,526
but to bring me
into the prison hospital
296
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:01,894
while Shabazz is there.
297
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,295
They'll have no idea
298
00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:04,897
I'm a black radical
freedom fighter
299
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,899
until it's too late.
300
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,735
I'll be able to tranquilize
two of the guards right away.
301
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,303
After that,
I've got the stun baton.
302
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,872
MAN:
Get some help.
303
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,407
[SHABAZZ GRUNTS]
304
00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,409
We got
a problem here!
305
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,713
GUARD 2:
Clear the way!
306
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,014
Come on, move! Move!
307
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,949
[ALARM BLARING]
308
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,019
HUEY:
We'll be gone
before they even know what hit.
309
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:28,821
JAZMINE:
What happens then?
310
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,923
Then I move to Cuba
for the rest of my life.
311
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,592
That's assuming I'm not killed
in the breakout.
312
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,528
Yeah.
313
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:36,762
This is a good plan.
314
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,964
[♪♪♪]
315
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,705
HUEY:
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
was actually interning
316
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,275
for the Black Panthers
in early 1970.
317
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,643
He hadn't even earned
318
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,511
his black beret
and leather jacket.
319
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,213
One fateful day,
he heard a gunshot...
320
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,815
[GUNSHOT, WOMAN SCREAMS]
321
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,116
...and the words:
MAN: A Gun!
322
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,952
I, Eli Gorbinsky,
323
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,588
hate deputy sheriffs.
324
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,658
In fact, I'd go so far as to say
I hate all police officers
325
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,827
and parking enforcers.
326
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,628
And that's why I,
327
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,630
Eli Gorbinsky,
328
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,467
shot this here
deputy sheriff!
329
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,069
HUEY:
Shabazz never investigated
the gunshot
330
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,538
or the oddly expositional
phrase Eli yelled out.
331
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:21,240
But within minutes,
332
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,409
the cops busted down
the door...
What's going on?
333
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,277
...to the Black Panther
office supply shed
334
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,779
and arrested Shabazz...
What--?
335
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,881
...for the murder
of Deputy Sheriff Gary Fife.
336
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,483
[SHABAZZ GRUNTING]
337
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,252
Several people
witnessed the murder.
338
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,721
One had 8mm video footage.
339
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,857
Another happened
to be a stenographer
340
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,191
who had it all transcribed,
341
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,861
including Eli's confession,
342
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:46,232
which he oddly enough
signed and dated.
343
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,368
The murder weapon
had Eli's prints all over it,
344
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,669
which were clearly visible,
345
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,138
since he had been enjoying
346
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,173
a chocolate doughnut
at the time of the shooting.
347
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,143
There was also a receipt
of sale attached to the gun,
348
00:12:57,209 --> 00:13:00,279
and the manufacturer warranty
card was filled out,
349
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,248
signed and dated by Eli.
350
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,216
During the trial,
351
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,885
footage of the incident
352
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,486
confirmed
the stenographer's note
353
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,221
that Gary's last words
were actually,
354
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,091
"Eli Gorbinsky killed me."
355
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:15,494
After only 20 minutes
of deliberation,
356
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,862
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
357
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,098
was sentenced to death.
Guilty as charged.
358
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,766
[SPECTATORS MURMURING]
359
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,836
Man, ain't this a bitch?
360
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:24,970
[♪♪♪]
361
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,405
RUCKUS:
Amen.
362
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,040
White Jesus tells us:
363
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,509
"In order to enter paradise,
364
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:34,513
we must hate ourselves
to save ourselves."
365
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,049
Sound pretty simple,
don't it?
366
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:38,717
I can't believe
this crazy fool
367
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,786
is actually tryin'
to start a church.
368
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:43,822
HUEY:
Ruckus had partnered up
369
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:46,292
with famous black conservative
Armstrong Elders
370
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:47,993
to market his "ministry."
371
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,763
Elders was a media vet.
372
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:54,400
He knew just how to
package Ruckus for the masses.
373
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:57,069
MAN [ON TV]:
So you believe God is white?
374
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,270
First of all,
white man,
375
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,339
let me say
that I love you,
376
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,440
honor you,
377
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,441
envy you,
378
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,943
enjoy your smell,
379
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,646
and I celebrate you
in the name of white Jesus.
380
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,683
Um, thank you.
381
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:13,252
No, thank you.
Look at that.
382
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,988
That's a handsome young man,
ain't it?
383
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,023
Now, if God looked like
Isaac Hayes,
384
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,326
do you think his son
would look like this?
385
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,261
So black people are--?
386
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,730
Cursed! Cursed! Cursed!
387
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,132
Just look
around you.
388
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,335
That's why we
in the ghettos.
389
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,170
That's why we in jail.
390
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,239
That's why we on UPN.
391
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,574
Because God don't like us.
392
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,544
You think if God wanted
to change that, he couldn't?
393
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,579
Hell, he turned water to wine.
394
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:44,016
He could have changed
UPN to CBS.
395
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,319
Reverend Ruckus
and his peculiar message
396
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,054
of race-based redemption
397
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,757
has begun to spread, and fast.
398
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:52,925
How fast?
399
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,361
Reverend Ruckus
will be holding a revival
400
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,530
here at Woodcrest Post
Pavilion tonight.
401
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,267
Tickets are expected
to sell out.
402
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,901
Coming up next,
time has run out
403
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,304
for a condemned man
who many say is innocent.
404
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,772
After this.
405
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:07,840
I don't get it.
406
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:10,175
Who would actually follow
Uncle Ruckus?
407
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,544
We have to put a stop to this.
We're going.
408
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,580
[RINGS]
409
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,015
Yeah?
410
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,484
I'm calling you
to say goodbye, Huey.
411
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,653
And thanks for
everything you did.
412
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,421
It means a lot.
413
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,722
It's not over.
414
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,224
I promise.
415
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,759
I can't say much
416
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,560
because I know
people are listenin',
417
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:31,897
but...I promise you.
418
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,833
Goodbye, Huey.
419
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,902
[♪♪♪]
420
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,942
[DOOR OPENS]
421
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:49,248
Damn, Morpheus.
What you about to do?
422
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,983
I love you,
man.
423
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,351
Ugh!
424
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,086
Nigga, you gay.
425
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,954
But, Granddad,
you promised to take me
426
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:56,989
to the prison tonight--
427
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,257
Not tonight.
428
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,859
Somebody has to talk
some sense into Ruckus.
429
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,261
But I'm tryin'
to save my friend.
430
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,596
Me too.
But I promised him.
431
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,832
I gave him my word
I'd be there.
432
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,033
He's gonna die,
433
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,802
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
434
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,938
[SIGHS]
435
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,574
You should pray
for your friend, Huey.
436
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,975
That's all anyone
can do for him.
437
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,510
RUCKUS [ON TV]:
Martin Luther King
438
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,212
and the colored folks
died before him--
439
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,414
What makes your God any less
made up than his?
440
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,016
--dark chocolate soup.
441
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,719
So hate the black
within you.
442
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,287
[HUMMING]
443
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,323
Row H, seats 44
and 45. Ha.
444
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,424
Let's roll.
445
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,426
[♪♪♪]
446
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,528
HUEY:
Operation Black Steel,
447
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,264
the mission to liberate
Shabazz K. Miltonburough,
448
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,167
was aborted...
449
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,270
'cause I couldn't
get a ride.
450
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,839
People say to me,
"Ruckus?"
451
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,407
I say,
"Huh? Who said that?"
452
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,110
They say, "How do I make it
to white heaven?"
453
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,512
Well, start by
asking yourself,
454
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,682
"How is my relationship
with the white man?"
455
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,719
Do you celebrate the white
man's goodness every day?
456
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,288
Do you stop and thank
the white man
457
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:06,425
for the food you eat
and the clothes you wear?
458
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,526
Huh?
459
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:11,063
Well, if you don't,
you going to hell.
460
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,265
Now, I want everybody
who isn't white
461
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,901
to turn to a white
person and say,
462
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,102
"Thank you."
463
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,103
Thank you.
464
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,605
Thank you so much.
465
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:24,076
Well, there are those of you
who say I'm a racist.
466
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:27,880
There are those of you who say
I'm wrong for hatin' niggas.
467
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:31,216
Well, I call y'all
all hypocrites,
468
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,152
because each
and every one of you
469
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:37,322
can name 10 niggas you hate
right now if you had to.
470
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,858
I never thought about it
like that.
471
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,661
There's Tyrone,
Leon...
472
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,296
Oh, Eddie.
473
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,698
You don't have to admit it,
that's okay.
474
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,201
'Cause I know you done
already counted off
475
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,103
five niggas in your head.
476
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,705
You're like,
"I hate that nigga Jamal.
477
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,674
"Oh, I hate Otis.
478
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,010
I can't stand Usher."
479
00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,779
Oh, my God, he's right.
[THUNDER CRASHING]
480
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,115
I hate Usher too.
What?
481
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,450
He's right.
482
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:06,151
I think I hate
black people.
483
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,219
Tom, stop
being stupid.
484
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,288
No, I think
I hate them all.
485
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,923
I don't like Puffy.
486
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,558
I don't like Kobe.
487
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,660
I don't like--
I don't like any of them.
488
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,528
Tom, snap out of it.
Come on. We're leaving.
489
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,663
RUCKUS:
That's right.
490
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:21,099
Somebody out there
is feelin' the Spirit.
491
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:24,536
I am. I am! I feel it!
492
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,339
If you black of skin
and full of sin,
493
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:31,510
come forward, so I may
lay my hands on you.
494
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,312
Hah!
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
495
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,414
Black be gone.
496
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,682
Hah!
[SCREAMS]
497
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,383
Praise white Jesus.
498
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,384
Hah!
499
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,652
[MAN SCREAMS]
500
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,422
♪ On the road again ♪
501
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,724
RUCKUS:
Now I want everybody
502
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,926
to find the nearest black man
503
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,095
and lay hands on him.
504
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:53,866
But, first, make sure your hand
is balled up in a fist,
505
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:57,503
so you can beat the black
out of his soul.
506
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,705
God smiles when
you hate blackness,
507
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:04,176
so you beat that darkie
in the name of the Almighty.
508
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,777
Hallelujah!
509
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,513
[MURMURING, GRUNTING]
510
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,850
People have lost
their damn minds.
511
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,385
What's wrong with y'all?
512
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,920
Hey! Hey!
513
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,122
That's right.
Ronald Reagan said,
514
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,092
"Beat a nigga's ass
and go to heaven."
515
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,660
God is good.
516
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:26,331
♪ You shouldn't let yourself
Go deeper ♪
517
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:27,599
[HUEY SIGHS]
518
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,902
♪ In distress ♪
519
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,271
HUEY:
I never prayed before.
520
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,307
I don't even know
who I'm praying to.
521
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,576
And maybe I'm too young
to know
522
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,312
what the world
is supposed to be...
523
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,848
but it's not supposed
to be this.
524
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,083
It can't be this.
525
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,553
So please--
526
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,755
♪ Oh, boy, don't cry ♪
527
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,123
♪ Over happiness... ♪
528
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:53,492
Governor.
What is it?
529
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,294
They found out about Raoul.
530
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,762
♪ I believe in it ♪
531
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,164
Now, let us pray.
532
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:02,301
Lord, I have spent
my whole life hatin' you
533
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,369
for makin' me black.
534
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:07,839
And now I see I must hate
myself and all those like me,
535
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,142
and cause them misery,
536
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:13,345
just like your servant
Ronald Reagan did.
537
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,515
And if any of my words
don't come directly
538
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,351
from the Almighty God himself,
539
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:22,254
then may I be struck
by lightning
540
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,323
right this very instant.
541
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,324
Halle--!
542
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,025
[SCREAMING]
543
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,202
[PHONE RINGING]
544
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,009
♪ Just let the world... ♪
545
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,110
What just happened?
546
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,111
[RINGING]
547
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,613
♪ Go 'round ♪
548
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,548
Would somebody
like to get that?
549
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,984
[RINGING]
♪ And 'round ♪
550
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:55,020
♪ And round ♪
I think it's for me.
551
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,422
HUEY:
The lightning bolt
that saved Shabazz's life
552
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:00,225
seemed to have struck
Uncle Ruckus on his tumor.
553
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,693
Doctors would find
554
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,328
no remaining signs
of his cancer.
555
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:05,664
Some called it a miracle.
556
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,332
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
557
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,934
MAN:
It seemed to make sense.
558
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,470
HUEY:
And maybe there are forces
in this universe
559
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,038
we don't understand.
560
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,640
Huh? Wha--?
561
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:19,077
Get your black
banana-peelin' hands off of me.
562
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,913
HUEY:
But I still believe we make
our own miracles.
563
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,683
♪ Just let the world... ♪
564
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,085
I don't know how
they found out about us,
565
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:29,221
but we have to
end it, Raoul.
566
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:30,922
[SOBBING]
567
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:34,826
HUEY:
Shabazz K. Miltonburough
was not yet free,
568
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,863
but for now, the mission
had been accomplished.
569
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,732
I decided to take
the rest of the day off.
570
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,001
I wonder if there's
anything good on TV.
571
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,603
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