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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Your left from your right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[DOG BARKING]
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[HUMMING]
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[SPRAY HISSING]
Hm?
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Well, let's see here.
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"Riliy wuz"...
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"Riliy wuz her"?
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I'm afraid I don't get it.
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It says,
"Riley was here."
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No, it doesn't.
It-- It says, "Riliy wuz her."
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How you gonna tell me?
I wrote it.
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Oh-- Oh, I'm not saying
it's not good.
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I-- I'm just saying you could
make it more clear to people
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that you were here.
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You're Riley, I presume?
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Uh, yeah.
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Hey, Riley.
It sure is super to meet you.
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See, there, where the "here"
is all scrunched?
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RILEY:
I ran out of room.
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Well, that's why God
gave houses four walls.
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You see how roughing out
the letters first
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helped us make sure
everything fit?
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RILEY:
Yeah.
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Now niggas will
definitely know I was here.
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But as an artist,
you must ask yourself,
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"Why should they care
that I was here?"
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Well, that's all the time
we have for today.
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I hope to see you again
real soon.
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[YAWNS]
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Hm?
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Hm.
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Hey!
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Who are you?
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Hey, come back here!
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It wasn't me!
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It says,
"Riley was here."
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Well, maybe it was
another Riley.
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You dropped these pictures.
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And, um...
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you have paint
all over your hands.
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Riley, graffiti
is a serious crime.
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Now, as the assistant
district attorney,
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I'd have to arrest you
and send you to jail.
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And you wouldn't want that,
would you?
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No, 'cause I remember when
you got arrested that one time,
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and you was cryin' 'cause you
thought they were gonna rape--
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Well, I don't exactly remember
it happening like that.
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Yeah, it did.
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The way you was talkin',
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they was fittin'
to wear that ass out.
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Okay! So we're all agreed that
none of us want to go to jail.
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And then there was something
about a salad or something?
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Yes, salads! For dinner.
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They make you eat vegetables
every night,
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and they're not delicious...
at all.
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Uh, is the cop here
for me or Riley?
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Your brother got caught spraying
graffiti on...
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Wait. Why would he be here
for you?
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Uh, no reason.
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Fine!
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I knew y'all was gonna find
a way to blame me for this.
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Go ahead.
Say hello to the bad guy.
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But a white man
told me to do it.
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Wait a minute. What white man?
What did he look like?
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White.
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I just assumed
he was in charge.
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Why?
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'Cause he was white.
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And just what did this
white man look like?
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He had a--
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Who do I look like,
Snitchy McRat?
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I don't talk to police.
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Boy, you better work your mouth.
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If you gonna take me to jail,
then take me to jail.
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[GRUMBLING]
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Tell the Robinsons
I'll pay for all the damages.
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I'm very sorry.
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It won't happen again.
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Man, what was up with them?
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They was trippin'.
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What we got to eat?
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A...
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belt!
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GRANDDAD:
Come here!
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Get your little butt over here!
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HUEY:
We all know
that the images we see
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can elicit
strong emotional reactions.
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But I've always wondered:
can the images we see
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do more than hurt us
emotionally?
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Is it possible
to see something so bad
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that it actually hurts you
physically?
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In other words,
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can too much black television
kill you?
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GRANDDAD:
You keep it up...
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[COUGHS]
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[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
The idea that too much
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black television can kill you
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is absolutely preposterous.
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I should know.
I'm an expert.
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Can't you tell by my accent?
Hm?
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HUEY: Actually, in 1999,
[LAUGHING]
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21-year-old Shaquoia Peterson
died suddenly
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in the 13th hour of a 24-hour
Parkers marathon on UPN.
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[GASPING]
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The exact cause of death
was never determined.
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Shaquoia's family
settled out of court
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for an undisclosed amount
of money.
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UPN admitted no wrongdoing.
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I decided I would watch nothing
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but black people on TV
for two weeks
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to see if I suffered
any adverse health effects.
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I started by getting a full
physical at the health office.
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Well, your blood pressure
is fine,
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which is unusual
for black people.
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And your overall level
of health is excellent.
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These were the rules.
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I was only allowed to watch TV
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featuring a majority of
African American performers,
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commercials included.
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Okay. Niggerize me.
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And this is
just more proof
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the white man made
a tragic misjudgment
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when he made it legal to
teach niggas to read and write.
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Paint faster.
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Oh, what? What? What?
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You call that art? Huh?
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Ain't no nigga
ever been good at drawin'.
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If Michelangelo had been black,
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Jesus would look like
George Jefferson.
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Keep paintin'.
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Okay, we're here.
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I'll pick you up in an hour.
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Granddad, I'm sorry.
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I don't want art lessons.
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Well, maybe if you learned
to draw on paper,
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you wouldn't be drawing
on people's houses.
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I won't draw again, ever.
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I know you won't.
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I picked a good teacher
for you too.
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Whoo, boring!
And you better not fall asleep.
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Now, get outta here.
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[BELL RINGS]
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It's you.
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Hey, Riley.
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It sure is super
to see you again.
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Let's get started.
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And what the heck.
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Let's have some mountains
and some clouds.
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Oh, and of course, some joyful,
little trees right there.
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Isn't that beautiful?
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I love painting trees.
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What do you like to paint,
Riley...
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[CHUCKLES]
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...aside from your own name,
of course?
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I got in trouble 'cause of you.
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I thought it was your house.
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It was my mistake.
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But you'll find I don't really
believe in mistakes.
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I believe in happy accidents.
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Because you got in trouble,
your granddad hired me.
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And we are gonna have
so much fun.
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Well, Riley, I certainly
don't want to keep you here
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if you don't want to.
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Your granddad wants to make sure
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I make you do
just one drawing a day.
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Then you can go.
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I just gotta draw one thing?
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Anything you want.
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Heh-heh. Have fun.
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Cool.
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[LAUGHING]
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What?
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Oh, nothing.
You're free to go.
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What's funny?
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
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I'll call your granddad and tell
him you're walking home.
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I wasn't really trying.
I could do better if I wanted.
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Oh, I'm sure.
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Hey!
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You ain't have to ball it up
and throw it in the trash!
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You know what?
That's disrespectful!
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Your mama should've
raised you better.
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[HUMMING]
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I wasn't even really trying.
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Mm-hm.
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[HUMMING]
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[COOL HIP-HOP
PLAYING OVER COMPUTER]
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Wait a minute.
I forgot why I came in here.
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That's odd.
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What are you doing
on the computer?
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I'm looking up art.
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I swore I came in here
for something.
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Yeah. Throw this away.
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Hey, man! That was good!
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Yes, but you didn't draw this.
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Yes, I did!
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I don't think you did.
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Uh, yeah? Then who drew it?
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I did.
You got this off my website.
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Now, I bet you can sit down
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and draw something
even better than this.
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Let's try.
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Um, I don't feel like it.
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Well, then, just do it
real quick like before.
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Oh, I get it.
Is that how you get your kicks?
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You get little kids
to draw stuff
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when they ain't even really
tryin' that hard,
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just so you can laugh?
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You sick.
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Finished?
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No, man!
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Damn, stop sweatin' me.
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I mean, can I draw?
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Can I put the damn lines
on the pages, please? Please?
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You sure can.
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I'm sorry for interrupting.
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Hm.
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I think it's time to move
to a bigger canvas.
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Yeah.
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I sometimes
like to paint murals.
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I think they're fun.
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Wow, you pretty cool.
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So do you know
what you want to paint?
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The difference between
good artists and great artists
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is not how well they paint,
but what they choose to paint.
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I wanna paint Scarface
shootin' at, like,
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15 Colombian drug lords
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with bitches.
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That sounds really violent.
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I don't like violent things.
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You should take people
by surprise
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and do something
they wouldn't expect you to do.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, Riley,
it's great to see you.
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We'll be painting
a mural tonight,
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so we gotta make sure
we have all our equipment.
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Okay, I see paints,
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flashlights...
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Ooh.
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and a pair
of fast running shoes
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for getting away
from the police.
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We're all set.
Let's get started.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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HUEY:
I'm a little nauseous, man.
260
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,975
But no serious problems yet.
261
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,510
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTS]
262
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,281
RILEY:
Finished.
263
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,750
Oh, no, Riley.
264
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,418
You can't sign it.
265
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,353
If anyone finds out
what we're doing,
266
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,689
I won't be able to
teach you art anymore.
267
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,458
And that would make me
real sad.
268
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,660
But how people gonna know
I did it?
269
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,062
An artist who has
done his job well
270
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,964
doesn't need
to sign his name.
271
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,135
[RINGS]
272
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,337
Huh?
273
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,041
Someone sprayed graffiti
on another house?
274
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:32,184
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
MAN: It touches my soul.
275
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,853
MAN 2:
My God.
276
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,922
I have to know who did this!
It's...it's fantastic.
277
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,825
Well, I-- I-- I'm positive
it wasn't the hooligans
278
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,061
who spray-painted
the Robinsons' house.
279
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,396
Eh, uh-- This is
far too sophisticated.
280
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,632
I should know.
I'm an expert.
281
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,068
[PEOPLE CONTINUE MURMURING]
282
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,504
Mm-hm.
283
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,639
Oh, if the Lord was here
right now,
284
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,975
he would want you
to take care of yourselves
285
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,543
and give the money
in the basket,
286
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,711
so I can take care of myself.
287
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:03,149
Okay, so eight days in,
and I don't know.
288
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,217
I feel okay, I guess.
289
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,952
I'm tired.
290
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:10,623
I'm supposed to be checking
my blood pressure, but...
291
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,291
forgot how to use this thing.
292
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,360
PREACHER:
Drive me a fast car.
293
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,561
Get to the--
294
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,131
I don't trust that art tutor
of yours.
295
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,432
He seems a little strange.
296
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,502
I heard
he was a Gulf War vet.
297
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:26,539
I don't know.
He might be crazy.
298
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:30,109
Hey, did you see that painting
on the Franklins' house?
299
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,310
Yeah.
300
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,046
What you think?
Nice, right?
301
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,815
Not that I had anything
to do with it.
302
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:39,051
Of course you didn't
have anything to do with it.
303
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,352
Stevie Wonder could see
304
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,521
you didn't have
anything to do with it.
305
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,127
I'm very excited
about tonight, Riley.
306
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,229
Have you decided
on what to paint?
307
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,230
No.
308
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,598
Oh, that's okay.
309
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,000
You'll know what to paint
when the time is right.
310
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:58,637
Tonight, let's paint a picture
of someone you love.
311
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,740
Maybe someone
who's not with us anymore.
312
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,843
Oh, you mean
like a fallen soldier?
313
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:08,147
That's exactly what I mean.
314
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,785
Now, the great artist
shows the viewer
315
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,920
something beautiful
about himself
316
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,589
that he's never
seen before.
317
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,657
Or maybe something
he'd forgotten.
318
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,326
If I keep practicing,
319
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,027
do you think I could sell my art
320
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,730
and make, like,
millions of dollars?
321
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,131
Maybe.
322
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,601
But you'll never possess
anything of greater value
323
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,536
than the art you sold.
324
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,173
Whatever, nigga.
I wanna get paid.
325
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,675
Are you sure
I can't sign this one?
326
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,611
I don't care
if I get in trouble.
327
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,714
Hm, I don't think
it's a good idea.
328
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,516
Oh, what if I use
one of my aliases?
329
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,952
That way,
they won't know it was me,
330
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,488
but nobody else
can claim my shit.
331
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,956
[LAUGHS]
332
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,524
Yeah, yeah.
333
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,194
Hm.
[PAINT CAN RATTLING, HISSING]
334
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,930
MAN: It's beautiful.
MAN 2: ...Ol' Dirty Bastard...
335
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,232
Yet gangsta.
WOMAN: I think he's trying to...
336
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,701
Moves me deep within.
MAN 3: It's Jesus.
337
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,436
I-i-is that his signature?
338
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,705
MAN 2:
It's many signatures.
339
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,607
I can't believe it!
340
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:12,544
How will we ever ascertain
the identity of the true artist
341
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:15,948
so that we may shower him
with praise and adoration?
342
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:19,351
Perhaps the bigger
the signature,
343
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,453
the more they contributed.
344
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,555
No-- No, I believe
they're in order of importance
345
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,124
from top to bottom
and right to left.
346
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,159
No, no, no.
Wrong, wrong.
347
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,161
According to guild rules,
348
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,031
each credited artist,
uh, must have contributed
349
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,199
an equal part to the total work.
350
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,069
Well, I'd pay
a lot of money
351
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,571
for a painting like this
in my house.
352
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,374
I can't believe it, man!
353
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,009
How niggas gonna--?
354
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,645
Man, how niggas
gonna just come by
355
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,548
and just sign they name
on someone else's shit
356
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,083
all after the fact?
357
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,885
Tryin' to steal my shine!
358
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,721
Man, that's
some ol' bullshit! Damn!
359
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,525
You know, Riley, the moon steals
its shine from the sun,
360
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,795
and no one ever gets
the two confused.
361
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,330
Take it as a compliment.
362
00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:08,534
Why can't niggas do them? Huh?
Why niggas got to do me?
363
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:13,038
Why niggas got to ride me
like a rodeo show?
364
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,974
Why can't they shine
on they own shit?
365
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,711
No, man,
I ain't havin' that.
366
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:19,912
[CLEARS THROAT]
367
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,580
Excuse me.
Huh?
368
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,416
Excuse me.
Listen, everybody.
369
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,785
I got an announcement to make.
370
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,921
Now, I know
this is gonna come
371
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:32,324
as a huge surprise
to everyone, but...
372
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,326
I'm the artist.
373
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:38,230
That's right, people. I know.
Amazing, ain't it?
374
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,033
So young, so young.
375
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,203
[ALL LAUGH]
376
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:51,310
EXPERT:
I never heard of anything
so ridiculous in all my life.
377
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,011
I should know.
378
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,747
Hey, kid, can you
get out of the way?
379
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,648
I'm trying
to take a picture.
380
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:59,685
I'm serious.
I painted this.
381
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,920
RUCKUS:
Stop lyin', boy. Stop lyin'.
382
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,289
Everybody knows
niggas can't paint.
383
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,425
Why you think all the great
artists have all been white
384
00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:08,861
and called "masters"?
385
00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:12,097
Master Van Gogh.
Master Picasso.
386
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:15,000
That-- That genius that drawed
that comic strip
387
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,335
with the talkin' penguin.
388
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,337
The Master Penguin-Drawer.
389
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,873
Boy, come here.
Get over here, now.
390
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,575
What's going on, here?
What did you do?
391
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,344
I painted this.
392
00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:28,781
You painted this?
393
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,149
Yeah, right.
394
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,118
And I suppose Gary Coleman
painted the Mona Lisa.
395
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,319
[ALL LAUGH]
396
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,656
Hey, you know what?
I painted it too.
397
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,491
Me too.
398
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,027
What did I tell you about lying?
Come here.
399
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,162
[BLOWS THUDDING]
400
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,997
GRANDDAD:
You been looking at too much TV.
401
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,398
Ow! But, I--
Stop lying so much!
402
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,367
Now that,
in my expert opinion,
403
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,501
is an ass-whooping.
404
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,003
RILEY:
Can't you give me credit?
405
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,838
GRANDDAD:
Stop looking at Adult Swim.
406
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,640
It's that damn art tutor.
407
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,341
He's doing it, isn't he?
408
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,644
Well, why can't I
have painted the walls?
409
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:01,146
Why can't I
be a talented artist?
410
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:03,348
Boy, you ain't even
a talented vandal.
411
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,685
HUEY:
What's good, y'all?
412
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,421
You niggas is makin'
a whole lot of noise.
413
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,989
Where you been?
414
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,192
Just, you know, chillin'.
415
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,428
You know, just doing
my little TV-watchin' thing.
416
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,831
You know, doin' me.
417
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,232
MAN [OVER TV]:
You know when
418
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,900
you takin' a dookie,
419
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,403
and it's a dump that ain't
the dookie that you wanna take,
420
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,905
but it's the dookie
that the dookie wanna take.
421
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,308
It's workin' you over.
Not like how you want it...
422
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,442
Yo, move.
423
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,611
You blockin' the TV,
nigga.
424
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,080
You the boss, but the dookie
doin' it where you want it--
425
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,216
Eh, you-- You know what
I'm talkin' about.
426
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,451
And you wished
you had a baby wipe.
427
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,521
For God's sake,
where are the damn baby wipes
428
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:43,822
when you need it?
429
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,624
And then your ass
is just itchin'...
430
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,794
Hey,
don't tell Granddad I left.
431
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,296
We got any grape soda?
432
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,632
Nigga, you stupid.
433
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,300
...do when you do when you do--
434
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,202
NARRATOR:
Sensing a gruesome battle ahead
435
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,638
over the injured ibex...
436
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,073
HUEY:
Yo, and it was like,
437
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:04,643
just like that,
the experiment was, like, over.
438
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,446
And I ain't really get sick
or nothin'.
439
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,986
So you're sure
you want to do this?
440
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,989
Yes.
But I need help.
441
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:19,858
Okay, let's get started.
442
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,100
Oh, wish we had
a few more hours.
443
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:31,703
I think you got
your point across just fine.
444
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:32,771
MAN:
Freeze!
445
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,373
[GASPS]
Run!
446
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,208
[♪♪♪]
447
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,243
[PANTING]
448
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,212
Go! Go!
449
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,482
I believe you should buckle
your safety belt, Riley.
450
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,550
[TIRES SCREECH]
451
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,617
RILEY:
Whoa! Damn!
452
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,818
[SIRENS BLARING]
453
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,791
It's the police.
454
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,427
I don't really like
the police very much.
455
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:56,862
Me neither.
456
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,565
Good. Then I'm gonna drive
really fast
457
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,266
so we can get away from them,
458
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,868
if that's okay with you.
459
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:03,869
Yeah!
460
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,939
That's great. Hold on.
461
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,543
[RINGS]
462
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,346
Hello?
463
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,714
Again?
464
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,983
Huh? Whose house?
465
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,257
I think it's time
we lost these guys.
466
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,693
♪ When my dreams come true ♪
467
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,797
Hold on.
468
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:32,864
Yeah!
469
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,709
[GASPS]
470
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,349
♪ To be any more ♪
471
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:55,320
♪ When all I am
Would be alive ♪
472
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,724
[TIRES SCREECHING]
473
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:04,029
ART TEACHER:
Let's paint a picture
of someone you love.
474
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,232
Maybe someone
who's not with us anymore.
475
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:21,647
Thanks, man.
476
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,715
Thank you, Riley.
477
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,284
I had a great time
painting with you.
478
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,521
Now, you keep on painting,
and God bless.
479
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,127
[SIRENS WAILING]
480
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:40,532
[♪♪♪]
481
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,000
It's so beautiful.
482
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,804
Thank you, boy.
483
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,574
Well, that's it.
Out of memory.
484
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,677
You can start
cleaning it off now.
485
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,545
What? But--
But what--?
486
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:57,115
No buts. Start drawing on paper,
and this wouldn't happen.
487
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,151
Nobody told you
to paint all over my house
488
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:00,852
'cause you want
to make a point.
489
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,421
This ain't Beat Street.
490
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:07,359
[♪♪♪]
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